This is the end.From BC to AD to 2070.Thank you for listening.------Please watch/ listen to our stuff:------Sean's show Hail Mary:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856sEliot's short film, Flu & Me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl

6: Revelation: Part 1

Dec 6th, 2020 1h 1m

The beginning of the end.The omen of dark times ahead.The one when God literally shows up to show his disgust at our podcast.REV-ELIOT-A-SEAN------Please watch/ listen to our stuff:------Eliot's short film, Flu & Me:https://www.youtube.com/watc

5: Letters

Dec 3rd, 2020 56m 1s

We've emerged from our comas to bring you the final three episodes!Letters is such a crazy series of books, honestly. There's a lot of drama, a lot of laughs, a lot of giraffes.There are five golden tickets hidden among certain listens of this

4: Romanz

Jul 15th, 2020 51m 48s

The final season returns and the boys are bigger than ever.This is honestly the worst bit of the Bible. Man alive, we're basically heroes for getting through this one. If anyone is bored of the holy book by now you should know we take a side-st

3: Acts of the Apostles

May 31st, 2020 55m 35s

The world may be falling apart but you can't stop us from reading the "good" book. No matter how many times you ask us not to..."Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying a

2: The Resurrection of Christ

Apr 11th, 2020 49m 57s

It's part two of our series four kick-off!Jesus is dead. The show is surely over...No! Just like E.T., Gandalf and Reese Witherspoon, Christ returns to save the day.Also one of us farts in this episode about 37 minutes in.Recorded in self-isola

1: The Death of Christ

Apr 9th, 2020 1h 24m

And low! All the citizens of Earth were locked away to live out their darkest days alone. But fear not for your heroes have returned to do a final series...In the first part of a two-parter, we read the story of the first Good Friday, in which

10: Miracles (A Magic Show Special)

Mar 8th, 2020 1h 9m

Well tickle my berries, it's another series finale!We wrap up this momentous chapter of our show with some of the most well-known stories about Jesus and his spells. You want some fish and bread? You got it. You're lame? Not any more! Sick of s

9: Jesus Meets The People

Feb 25th, 2020 58m

VERILY, VERILY! Sometimes we read stories. Sometimes we don't. Don't get us wrong, we cover some important stuff, but when the Bible doesn't provide something meaty, we put on a show, Gourd-dammit. A song to unite the world? That's for the cour

8: Water into Wine

Feb 9th, 2020 1h 6m

"Toxic masculinity" is a phrase that's constantly being chucked around these days, but what does it really mean? How can we - as a society - not only analyse the building blocks of daily norms and cultural touchstones, but also break them down

7: John the Baptist & The Temptations of Christ

Jan 26th, 2020 1h

New Year? New Us. Same book. New Testament! Old man. Dies alone. Nobody finds him. 3 weeks later. Postman suspects. Doesn't report it. He's still there. He's you.Thanks for listening to the show! It's a fun episode full of joy, adventure and th

6: The Birth of Christ

Dec 18th, 2019 1h 14m

Santa Claus is coming to town and the holidays have mounted us. The New Testament is finally here and we're celebrating with an actual famous story! The nativity one! We're meeting the new guy and embracing the next chapter of our adventure. It

5: New Testament Predictions

Dec 8th, 2019 35m 10s

Before we crack the spine of the messiah, we've done our best to make some very thoughtful and insightful guesses into what's to come in the New Testament... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4: The Live-Action Remake

Nov 24th, 2019 1h 9m

On 3rd November 2019, history was made. Standing before a crowd of dozens, Sean McLoughlin & Eliot J Fallows celebrated completing the Old Testament by handing out The Old Testament Awards (nicknamed "The Testes")It was a thing of beauty.Later

3: The Minor Prophets: Part 2

Nov 3rd, 2019 1h 17m

Uh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone!Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one

2: The Minor Prophets: Part 1

Oct 20th, 2019 1h 4m

Call all the teenage girls you know and tell them to run away from home and go to the podcast shop because Captain Sean McLoughlin and First Mate Eliot J Fallows are bringing you the newest, sexiest boyband in all of Jerusalem. We've got the ba

1: Ezekiel & Daniel

Oct 5th, 2019 1h 20m

Well touch my toes and call me a hoe, we're back baby! Series 3 is here and it's super queer. You want entertainment? Well we're serving up some grade-A enter-shame-ment. You want the truth? You can't handle the poops. Boy-howdy, wee-willy-wots

Bonus

BONUS: Monk & Cowboy

Sep 28th, 2019 24m 20s

Surprise! It's been a long, hot, wet summer and we're here to towel you down and get you up to speed.After the events of Series 2, we thought it best to catch you up on everything we've been up to in preparation for Series 3, which starts on 6t

10: Lamentations (A Star World Special)

Jun 29th, 2019 42m 54s

Oh boy! (or her!)It's time for our big fall out! This is NOT for publicity or to boost our numbers. We're honestly breaking up and there'll never be another episode ever again until series 3.This is major. This is catastrophic. This is Chewbacc

9: Isaiah & Jeremiah

Jun 15th, 2019 55m 55s

Now here's the thing. Both Isaiah and Jeremiah go over things we've already done. And I know what you're thinking:"Nobody's MAKING you read the Bible" And you're right. Our only response is this:"These books may have been tough to get through,

Bonus

BONUS: Come From A Land Down Under

May 11th, 2019 16m 51s

G'night and welcome along to a special announcement from Sean and Eliot, separated by oceans and various emotional walls.Due to Sean's career and Eliot's finances, we've been delayed slightly but a brand new proper episode will be with you soon

8: Ecclesiastes & Song of Solomon

Apr 20th, 2019 1h 15m

While you're celebrating Easter (what even is it?) we're doing a big ol' pranks with our APRIL FOOLS' DAY episode!!!!!!!1!!!!It's a bloody rollercoaster this week, as Ecclesiastes goes on about how dire and pointless life is right before the se

7: Proverbs

Apr 6th, 2019 1h 8m

What is a proverb?We don't know. It's like a sentence but more aggressive. Aggressive to the soul. Like a soul knife. But then someone twists the soul knife so it opens up a new bit of your soul. Like a soul door wedge. But then someone trips o

6: Psalms

Mar 24th, 2019 1h 12m

Kevin Spacey. Dustin Hoffman. Eliot J Fallows. All great actors, just doing some great acting. Bit of a weird one this week, not going to lie. Eliot's desperate for work and he's not above begging or writing in the third person. He'll do ANYT

5: Job

Mar 10th, 2019 1h 15m

In this very special episode of your favourite podcast, Sean and Eliot discuss the many complexities of life. Get yourselves prepped and propped ready for the most invasive and possibly even painful episode of your actual favourite podcast. We