In this episode a white nationalist needs to learn to drive, a christian school covers up a rape that isn't by a priest, christians show just how tolerant they really aren't, atheists are at risk of dying off, and a pastor tries to drown a dev

Episode 6

Oct 4th, 2016 25m 1s

Today on the secularist sanctuary the catholic church might go bankrupt, atheist parents scare the Kenya film board, Not teaching a book of hatred and racism is considered racism, Oklahoma wants to spend public money on religion, the church is

Episode 5

Sep 20th, 2016 10m 1s

On todays episode of the secularist sanctuary, I compare god to werewolves, abortion could be considered aggravated murder, rape victims need to apologize, the all powerful god needed a help to kill a blind autistic child, and don't forget, th

Episode 4

Sep 6th, 2016 10m 1s

On todays episode of the secularist sanctuary, a woman beats her child with a coat hangar, another woman shoves a crucifix down her daughters throat, I compare god to a horrible historical figure, and ill close out with a joke that you'll hate

Episode 3

Aug 22nd, 2016 10m 1s

On todays episode of the Secularist Sanctuary, Hillary Clinton might be the antichrist, Glenn Beck continues to fuck himself, and not in the fun way, Michael Flynn ignores his own hypocrisy, Trump supporters prove their just how dumb they reall

Episode 2

Aug 9th, 2016 10m 1s

Today, on the Secularist Sanctuary women can't be president, Trump opens his mouth and proves how low his IQ is, I'll look to social media for some stupid posts to mock, and I'll close out with a horrible joke.

Episode 1

Aug 2nd, 2016 10m 1s

On this episode of Secularist Sanctuary, homosexuals can never have rights, the US will become a slave nation, kids are being brainwashed in school, I'll talk about whether addiction is a choice or a disease, I find some of the dumbest posts o

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