CW/TW – Unfortunately, this episode contains a lot of plot talk about rape. We urge you to make a decision based on your own personal health. If you need to skip this one, that is okay, and we will catch you again soon. And we’re sorry. This will be the last time we tolerate it.

Kelly and Bekah foray into the world of Harlequin Romance for the first time! Listen as Kelly goes on anger fueled rants about geographical accuracy involving names and Bekah’s neighbor goes on a chainsaw spree (not scary, just annoying).