Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting old, new slang terms like “rizz”, Taco Bell’s experimental Baja Blast Gelato, a biggest Loch Ness monster hunt in 50 years, a man who puts a £50,000 Isis bounty on his own head (don’t worry, he has a sword for self defense), we go into the Drama Corner with a story from r/BestofRedditorUpdate featuring a Joe Rogan fan providing an ultimatum to his girlfriend, and we go over How To avoid being labeled a Weeaboo.

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