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It was, it was light.

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It was catchy. It was long, but not too long.

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It was quick, but not terribly quick.

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Do you know what I mean? It was a length of time for a theme.

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Nice. Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, that was all like, I was kind of filling the silence cause you were, yeah.

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It's not feeling the Sort of staring dead eyed into the zoom.

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I felt like I needed to vamp.

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Cause you had, I'm

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ready to say who, so That

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beams I was covering your Ass

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And for me to do that on your own shadow, I

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say who wrote it? Because now you took that person's time.

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That time is gone.

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So I'm sorry to blank.

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I don't have the mental bandwidth and energy to You.

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Don't have the acuity. Yeah, that's correct.

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That's correct. That's why I was vamping.

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That is why I was financing As

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Michael Cortez. And I met you recently at the, where the Miller's showing That

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was not recently you found this, this is an old ad.

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As of recently, I've decided to search theme instead of song.

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And some peoples wrote us emails saying, here's my submission for a theme.

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That one was written in 2013.

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Yeah. That's when we went that's when we went on that, meet the Millers or where the Millers, What

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was it? That was where the Miller's.

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It was a, a movie that came out eight or nine years ago.

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And college humor had a ad campaign.

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Where in mean, you would show up to different cities, introduce the movie and that's it.

4:33

It was Very, that was maybe the easiest fucking gig we ever had because it wasn't making a video.

4:39

We didn't have to actually perform.

4:42

We had to show up at the movie and just say, here's the movie.

4:48

And then I think that like a couple cities were like, Hey, we don't really know what we're doing here.

4:53

And then asked us to do it because we also, there was no oversight.

4:56

There wasn't anybody from the agency or brand there or anything.

4:59

It was just me.

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Yes. I think Marty sold it as an ad campaign to sort of like send us to exciting cities for free.

5:09

And we would get paid to like party in Seattle and then introduce the movie, then party in Portland and introduce the movie.

5:15

And then I remember by the time we got to LA, we were so tired and hungover and sad that it was like a Monday night raining and LA movie screening of where the Miller's we also, and then the next day we had to go to San Diego or something.

5:30

Yeah, that was, we had also, we saw that we ended up seeing the movie like four times.

5:34

Cause we needed to like, we needed to introduce the movie and then sit through it.

5:39

And then I think we did like meet and greet after the movie or something.

5:42

We like took photos with people.

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Your parents came to the LA one.

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Yes they did. They were very proud of me to introduce a movie.

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I had nothing to do with. Yeah. That's really funny.

5:51

So thanks to Michael.

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Sorry we didn't get to it until 2021, but hopefully you're still alive.

5:58

You're still listening and you're still enjoying the film.

6:00

We're the Millers starting Ted lasso, right?

6:04

Yeah. Jason's today kiss and Jen Anniston

6:06

God, what a film.

6:07

We people don't talk about that movie enough anymore.

6:11

I feel like everyone's like, let's talk about dune or succession or some shit For

6:17

as many times as I saw that movie, I couldn't tell you what it's about.

6:21

I have no recollection.

6:22

I think there's an RV at some point.

6:25

Yeah. I think I saw shitty family pretending to be a different family, but it's oh, they're not a family.

6:31

It's like four con artists working together to pretend to be a family for some reason.

6:36

Oh, that sounds familiar. Let's show Up.

6:38

And like, we'll say we're a real family.

6:40

And then by the end they actually do become the chosen family, a real family.

6:44

Now I'm getting all the fucking choke you're codding Special, special film for that time.

6:52

Not even a hundred percent sure. It's right. What you said, but it made you cry.

6:57

Yeah. Okay. So here we go.

6:59

This is another classic lightning round edition of if I were you the only advice pod on the wad hosted by OD I, and I

7:07

know I'm God. Yeah.

7:09

We should say that for whatever reason, the venue in New York city, Gramercy theater, we're doing live shows.

7:16

This comes out Monday. We're doing live shows on Friday and Saturday.

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Some

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of

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the

7:19

live

7:19

shows

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were

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sold

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out

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and

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the

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venue

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said,

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you

7:19

know

7:24

what? Here's 25 more tickets that just became available.

7:28

Yeah. They just do that. What? To drum up excitement.

7:31

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's like, oh, it was sold out.

7:33

But now it's not. So if you're interested in attending a, we're doing a head gum live podcast had gum pockets lab.

7:40

I should say we're doing it. There's a doughboys.

7:41

There's a NAD pod.

7:43

There's a high and mighty power hour.

7:45

And there's probably tickets available for all four.

7:48

If not, at least two of those shows.

7:51

Yeah. You can go ahead and com.com/live, check it out and we'll be there hanging out the entire time.

7:56

So it's not just the show. It's a, it'll be a party.

7:59

I assure you that It's

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a gathering. Yes. And it's your chosen family Style.

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It's the first gathering since the plan demic.

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So it should be fun Plan.

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DEMEC I really hate that you shoved the Ellen.

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Oh, come on. I mean, it just makes sense.

8:15

Doesn't it? Doesn't it actually just makes sense.

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Have you think about it?

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Yeah, it definitely had to have been a plan and it all went off without it.

8:25

Perfect. If it was a plan, I feel like the guy or team that executed, it must be really pumped about how it went.

8:32

That was like, they really altered human history forever with that plan.

8:37

Yeah. Definitely definitely worked.

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If it was a plan, I feel like the person or team behind it would want to take credit for it.

8:43

Like the team. Yeah. And be like, I, yes, I did it.

8:47

Like it took eight years to come up with this disease.

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And I mean, give me my props, Give

8:56

me dApps for that. It's like the guy who killed Osama bin Ladin at first, it was a secret.

9:00

And then after four years he's like, fuck it.

9:02

I want free beers for life. I did it.

9:04

I shot the fucker and I would go on podcast and talk about it.

9:08

Right. That makes sense. That makes sense.

9:10

It feels like at this point, you know, no matter what, like who was behind it or not like if it, whatever, where we are now can't have been the intended thing from the plan.

9:24

Right. Oh, you think so? Yeah. The plan stopped after like a few weeks and now it's like taken on a life of its own.

9:30

Right? Yeah. It almost feels so even if this was like sort of somebody whose decision it, it's almost like those like wildfires or something it's like caught on A

9:40

little too much. Yeah. Now I'm starting to feel bad about the flags.

9:44

Yeah. I wanted it to be like a seasonal flu of stories.

9:49

I wanted it to be over.

9:50

Yeah. I CA they couldn't have planned America's resistance to the vaccine.

9:55

They couldn't have planned making, taking a vaccine political.

10:00

Right. Nobody knew. Nobody knew that we Wouldn't

10:02

go under Baptist and under Matt weed That

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we would fucking band together, get a cure for the disease.

10:09

And then half the country would be like, nah, thanks.

10:14

But no thanks. Right. That's there's no way anybody could have planned for that.

10:20

Although if you were, I guess if you were paying attention to the last five years, it does make a whole lot of sense.

10:25

Yeah. It's I don't know.

10:27

Everything's everything's so That's

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the best part. And that's why we're answering questions today.

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So for example, here's one written by Chile, AKA Chilton.

10:38

Has Jake been growing out his hair in order to be hard?

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When Surefoot for Halloween?

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Talk about a long plan, a long con, a long course of action.

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Have you been not cutting your hair since March of 2020?

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Just to pull off a costume?

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That's Not

10:53

far from the truth.

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A couple things.

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One hard one.

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Surefoot my D and D character who is tall.

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Jacked has a huge beard, incredible thick hair.

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That's long, but he wears in braids.

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I

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came

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up

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with

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him

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because

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that's

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the

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kind

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of,

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that's

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like

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the

11:10

aesthetic

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that

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I

11:18

idolize. I want that like door look, you know, I

11:23

have worth of sorts. Yeah.

11:24

So there's like the desire to grow out.

11:27

My hair came before hard. One hard, one was born of the desire to grow out my hair.

11:32

The pandemic gave me the excuse to get through that awkward stage.

11:37

You

11:37

know

11:37

where

11:37

the

11:37

bowl

11:41

cut? Yeah. The bowl cut. And We've

11:43

seen photos and videos of yourself from like September of 2020.

11:46

And you're like, oh wow.

11:48

I forgot my hair. Was that for like three to five Months?

11:51

September of 2020.

11:52

So yeah, just like pretty like Seven

11:55

months into the pandemic.

11:57

And it's funny. Cause I, I remember then thinking my hair was long, but I had no idea what was to come now it's basically yeah.

12:05

Down to my shoulders.

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So,

12:06

and

12:06

then

12:06

the

12:06

other

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part

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of

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the

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question

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is

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that

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once

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I

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got

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to

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this

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length,

12:06

I

12:06

started

12:06

growing

12:06

my

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beard. Again. I usually grow my beard for like three months and then I shave it all off and then I grew up for three or four months and shape it all off.

12:20

I'm not like a trim it to keep it an even length guy.

12:25

Yeah. But as it got longer, I think now it's almost four months.

12:29

I was like, I could ha I could basically look like doing, I'm doing hard.

12:34

One cosplay for the Nat pod live show.

12:38

Right. That's what I'm doing. Not quite Halloween, but I am trying to channel his vibe for The

12:45

live show. Although isn't a hard one gone and now you're a new character.

12:49

That's correct. But hard one.

12:51

Usually when we do a live show, we'll, we'll be like the banded boobs.

12:56

I don't know. I don't know what we're doing it for our live show, but I feel like, you know, no matter what, it's going to be good to look like hard one for the NAD fans.

13:07

Interesting. Okay.

13:08

There's

13:08

another

13:08

question,

13:11

Mr. Tye dye, one says, do you guys still keep in touch with anyone from the O G C H crew, pat street or Sarah Dan, et cetera.

13:21

Oh yeah. I was actually, I was with Sarah this morning and we ran into someone who was a fan of the culture of her videos.

13:32

It must've freaked that person though.

13:34

Fuck out. Yeah. She was like, oh my God, I didn't know.

13:37

You guys still kept in touch.

13:38

She didn't even know we still lived in New York, but yeah, it must have been really weird to be like, oh look, they're still there.

13:45

They're hanging out.

13:46

So

13:48

yeah. I see. I mean, I see Sarah a decent amount.

13:50

I keep in touch with everyone. I saw Dan last week.

13:52

I

13:52

haven't

13:52

seen

13:52

Streeter

13:56

though. If it's student seen straight or in a minute.

13:58

Yeah. I've been texting with him and he was in LA for a little bit, but we couldn't meet up.

14:02

But yeah. Strangers busy at SNL.

14:04

I, I mean, I still text with some of these folks and hope to see them as soon as travel opens up in the new world.

14:13

Yeah. Like when I go to New York for the live show had com.com/live.

14:19

Yeah. Maybe there'll be there. I saw pat last week too.

14:21

You don't really? I see. Yeah. I see folks.

14:24

We can convince people to come to the show.

14:27

That way we can have a mini reunion of Sorts.

14:29

That'd be tight.

14:33

Here's another question by twerk Cobain.

14:36

Good name did looking at older content in Jake and Amir watched Jake and Amir on your Patrion impact the writing process for the new videos.

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And if so, were there any notes or lessons you learned during that series that you specifically kept in mind when working on new stuff?

14:56

I definitely think it helped. It's it's certainly helped us stay sharp.

15:01

I think Like, yeah.

15:02

Get in the mindset of those Characters

15:05

again, because on the Patrion we watch and grade, we like pick apart and we look at old scripts and we look at like production notes and stuff.

15:13

So it does feel like we're, we're taking a class on how to revamp Jake and Amir.

15:19

And like we, when we wrote the Halloween of, I don't know if it's a spoiler or whatever, but we, we shot another Halloween costumes, ideas episode.

15:27

It's going to come out. And we watched all the old ones and I think it was partially watching Halloween costumes.

15:33

The one with OPA that made us laugh so much that made us want to write another one.

15:41

Yeah. When I'm sad.

15:41

And then a, a sad mustache is a very funny character.

15:47

Yeah.

15:49

Oprah leads a suicidal style life actually Hope

15:53

was sad of himself.

15:57

Yeah. It's definitely helped us. Kept keeping character, keep sharp.

16:00

And in the mindset of the scripts that we're writing, there's some of these that have we've answered.

16:10

I'm sure. What, what is the best sauce and what is the best pasta shape you've already gone on record reviews, right?

16:16

Yeah. I've I've waxed on this.

16:18

I think vodka sauce is the best pasta shape and or no.

16:24

Sorry. Vodka sauce is the best pasta sauce Actually.

16:27

Buck a sauce is the best shape.

16:29

It's like little jars of vodka sauce as the shape.

16:32

And then for the best sauce, all choose angel hair sauce.

16:37

That's not bad. And then of course, pipe rugged.

16:40

That's the best shape.

16:42

I definitely I've talked extensively about that.

16:45

And you, you like a rote, you like a wheel style pasta with a thin water sauce.

16:52

You Say,

16:54

I didn't say that.

16:56

Yeah. You mix In water thin water sauce.

16:59

No, basically a wash and The

17:02

oil that comes out of ketchup first as the sauce and as for the shape, the box that a spaghetti comes in.

17:11

So I'll sort of fill it up with the ketchup oil pre-cum Jesus

17:16

Christ, the oil, ketchup oil pre-cum is a really good name for your album.

17:23

Here's an interesting one. No intelligence writes dream casting for a Jake and Amir biopic.

17:29

So we're doing, I show about our lives, who plays us in that show.

17:36

I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that I would be played by my doppelganger, Chris Hemsworth, as I've mentioned, we have the That's

17:46

what you would look similar, like at age 25, I

17:50

guess he's a little older now he's like 37 or 30.

17:54

We're talking about like a show about the sh we were both young.

17:57

You are sort of pale, pale and chubby.

18:02

You were kind of a flabby little pre-teen I

18:06

think you put, I think you don't say that about me.

18:08

I think you put, like, Don't

18:12

make fun of Please, please, please knocked up.

18:15

You'd be Paul Danno and I'd be Paul Dana, You

18:20

know, I think Hemsworth in a fucking yellow belt.

18:23

You kidding me?

18:25

The yellow belt era, Jake and Amir Hemsworth in costume looking at like me wearing a red Stripe t-shirt and bell.

18:34

Bottom jeans.

18:35

Boot cut denim.

18:38

Yeah. I don't know who would I be?

18:43

I, I DJ Qualls.

18:47

He's Oh,

18:49

Mick love is All

18:52

these people are older than me. DJ calls is definitely in his mid forties.

18:56

Timothy's shallow. May could disappear.

18:58

Thank you.

19:00

Yeah. Thank you. I do often consider myself a shallow mate type Timothy shallow Bay

19:05

and Jake Paul And

19:08

Marty Michael as Jake.

19:09

Well, you don't hate that.

19:12

I do actually.

19:14

Marty, as Salvador as you Lord,

19:19

he is God. It's so funny that he's in the videos as Salvatore and also in investor meetings.

19:27

Yeah. We saw your video and we're not going to give you any money.

19:30

That's okay.

19:31

Here's a quickie by Justin Becker, our James Bond movies confusing.

19:37

Or am I just a fool?

19:38

I think So. I, I saw the new bond And

19:42

that's why I asked Yeah, I was reading about it and I was reading about Daniel Craig Craig's bonds.

19:51

And the interesting thing that I found was that he's the only bond to have all of his movies connected.

19:59

And I think that's what makes them a little confusing because it was super confusing for me.

20:04

Like these movies, it there've been, what is it like five over the last 15 years or something like that.

20:13

Oh. And unless you watch them, they're plot holes that you wouldn't understand.

20:17

Yeah. Yeah. Like I, haven't seen a bond movie in over two years and there, and they're just talking to me about like specter and Blumenfeld I think actually, Have

20:29

you seen every bond? Have you just seen like some picked and choose?

20:33

I've seen all of the Daniel Craig bonds and I think I've seen, I think I might've seen all the Pierce Brosnan bonds.

20:39

Wow. I'm Pierce bondsmen.

20:41

Yeah. I don't, I don't remember being like I was, I was like a fan of bond when I was in or eighth grade.

20:47

Cause that's when like the bond video game was, and then I'm just like an action movie fan.

20:52

So I saw all the Daniel Craig ones and I thought he was, I thought he was great, but I think that's why it's confusing because all of the other ones were like standalone films and they've gotten like more and more confusing, similar thing to me with mission impossible where it's just like these vast conspiracies where everyone is in on it.

21:10

Everyone's double crossing each other.

21:12

Yeah. And you, you really start to lose perspective after awhile.

21:15

I like a nice small self-contained.

21:19

So how did you like bond the new one?

21:21

The first, The first half of it was incredible.

21:25

The second half of it was pretty fine.

21:27

I overall liked it, but I didn't understand what the bad guy's purpose was to Blow

21:34

up the world or something. Right. Yeah.

21:36

But he had, it was very bizarre.

21:38

I didn't really understand what his motivation was to do that.

21:43

I see. You just had to sort of go with the flow and assume that bond was saving the day, but you didn't really understand why There

21:50

is also real. Can I do a bond spoiler?

21:52

Can I do about, Yeah. I mean, if you, if you don't want it spoiled, then don't listen to this, but it's a small, this cannot be spoiled because like this one story, it doesn't really matter.

22:03

Right. It's all just the cool action scenes.

22:05

Yeah. I mean this, I think there's ways to spoil this one, but there is just one part where the bad guy has bonds, a child.

22:14

Let's just say a child.

22:15

I hope nobody wants this.

22:18

All right. The bad guy has a child and he's like holding the child hostage, you know, it gets bond to do what he wants.

22:27

Then like bond is gone, they're separated.

22:29

And that he has this child who has all of the leverage, the kid bites him.

22:34

And he's like, if you don't want my protect protection, you can leave.

22:37

And then the kid goes and it's like, that's fucking crazy.

22:40

You had calls an Uber

22:42

back to Bond. He basically like it's he's he is on the one yard line of getting away.

22:49

And then he just takes his fucking bargaining chip and he's like, all right, go, go then.

22:53

I don't care.

22:53

He's

22:53

he's

22:53

watched

22:53

bond

22:53

kill

22:53

all

22:53

of

22:53

his

22:53

fucking

22:59

henchmen. He meets that thing.

23:01

Yeah. But he got bit absolutely got bit for that.

23:05

Yeah. That's

23:08

Okay. Let's take a break and come back with some more cues to AE after these ands.

23:13

Nice.

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25:25

Are you more of a messy or a Rinaldo fan, right?

25:29

Oh, fucking you know, me major Rinaldo.

25:33

I like them both. I don't, I, to me, I don't feel like they are the head to head thing to go, go down goat.

25:39

You can't hate either goat, but I'm more of a Rinaldo fan.

25:45

Like I love that he is back in the EPL and I am obsessed with watching him.

25:49

And he's fucking yoked, hot, talented.

25:54

And I'll say messy because that's who should be playing me in our biopic.

25:59

Yeah, you absolutely. You and MSCI really do look alike.

26:03

It's pretty wild. It's kind of cool that I look like a famous, awesome athlete.

26:08

I mean, granted, he's a five foot, eight inch soccer stud and not like, you know, a basketball player or someone tall and shredded, but it's kind of nice to look like the goat in one of the most revered sports on earth.

26:23

Yeah, totally.

26:25

Maybe I'll get a fucking sleeve for Halloween and get a message Jersey.

26:30

Have you ever taken the ball out on the pitch?

26:33

Have you ever kicked around a soccer ball?

26:36

Well, not really. And I'm starting to think if there's some sort of weird cosmic connection between looking like me and just being able to dribble around the defense, like the Maestro does in the Americana, run it Full

26:50

sprint while controlling the ball, like fucking strides, matching the kick ball.

26:56

Never getting too far in front of you.

26:58

Like that's really cool that you could probably do that.

27:04

Like when I think I can probably hit a strike with either legs sort of off angle off kilter tween, the goalie's legs, or maybe off to the right.

27:15

I was going to, You

27:16

have the ice in your veins.

27:19

It's like required for taking like a PK.

27:23

So I think so, because a lot of it has to do with remaining calm in the situation and I feel like, Okay,

27:32

so you you're on your national team.

27:36

Yeah,

27:39

Right? Yeah. Wherever I'm from You're

27:41

okay. Right. Yeah. You shouldn't be, I Don't

27:43

want to let anyone down.

27:45

Yeah. Okay. Sorry. It's all coming down to you.

27:48

Are you going to tell me where, where you're going to kick it?

27:53

July, not too high, but over the crossbar.

27:58

Yes. Oh my God. You couldn't even say you painted, you just painted it for a second.

28:06

I'm browned out at the thought of letting my countrymen down another pint of the old tomato oil, please.

28:15

At anything to drown my wounds. The

28:17

pre-cum from the catch-up as it were.

28:22

Yeah. Here's a classic Sandy question from Noah.

28:24

grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly.

28:29

Whoa. Okay.

28:31

Whoa. I'll go grilled cheese.

28:32

That's kind of a, that could never disappoint grilled cheese is always going to be good.

28:37

It's always going to feel right.

28:40

Yeah. And I'm going to go with a PB and J because I like a sweet treat more than a cheese to meet.

28:49

That's that's a really good, that was, Are

28:58

you guys willing to act opposite your coworkers in more Jeffery the dumb-ass sketches or is that bridge burned and are you and Mr.

29:06

James no longer on speaking terms, according to am a Crowner You

29:11

got, you had a falling out with Jeff, right.

29:13

But then you patch things up. You had another falling out and now you guys are okay.

29:18

We're bros again, but ultimately we're not necessarily ever going to be friends.

29:24

Yeah. And they keep them at an arm's length, but keep your enemies close as well.

29:29

They say yes. Enemies, close friends even further away.

29:33

So

29:33

this

29:33

is

29:33

oh,

29:37

yup. Yup, yup. Yup.

29:39

Yup. Is Mickey your friend a return to the J and a series anytime soon asking for a friend at ASAP.

29:46

I pitched it. I said we should do another Mickey episode.

29:51

Actually. It's tough because we want to like hit all the classics.

29:54

But at the same time, we don't want to just hit re hit the classic.

29:57

So like, yeah. We want to do like a Mickey episode and a scroll episode and a costume upset, but we also want to do some new shit as well.

30:06

Yeah. I think that's and hopefully I think we're going to shoot.

30:09

We're going to shoot when you're in New York, right?

30:12

Yes. And that could be a Mickey or it can be a new one or maybe one of each.

30:17

Yeah. One of each let's go one of each Actually.

30:22

Why don't you throw out an idea right now? And I can either confirm or reject it.

30:26

Remember there's no bad ideas. We just need to hear what's going on.

30:31

What, what do you have? What do you have to pitch?

30:32

Just a, it could be anything from your idea, Jake and Amir title, Colin blank, Jake and Amir pie.

30:40

That's really good. And then is it about the number or is it about the, a dessert?

30:45

That's The interesting thing. It's pie day.

30:49

Okay. That's really good. Yeah. Ties it to a month March, But

30:53

you've made a pie and it's then it turns, you are trying to convince me to eat it for pie day.

31:01

I finally to appease you, I take a bite, but it's an uncooked chicken pot pie.

31:09

And I instantly sort of cold and raw in the middle Raw

31:12

chick and I get food poisoning and that's the end of the episode.

31:21

I love it. No

31:24

notes. How do we make it more like split pea soup?

31:27

So I'll walk in with a boiling hot pie instead of a cold one.

31:31

And it spills all over my face.

31:33

And from that point on, it's basically the old script verbatim shot in our new office.

31:41

Cause like, because now we technically own the lease on the office that we shoot in.

31:47

We're a lot like, and because we're doing all of the production ourselves, we, we aren't getting insanely ambitious.

31:53

Like we would never write one that we were going to set at a restaurant.

31:57

We would never write one that had you covered in blood.

32:01

Cause we're not shooting somewhere where we have a shower.

32:04

We can't just give it to someone who's more organized than us and be like, find us a restaurant.

32:11

Yeah. So they have to be a little more contained, not unlike my favorite bond movies.

32:18

Would you ever ask tri forest TK?

32:21

Would you read, would you ever have a listener slash viewer on the podcast for an episode?

32:27

Mm,

32:27

I

32:27

be

32:30

hard. Yeah. It's a high risk proposition.

32:32

Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't be into a version of it where we like did Collins or fallen pup follow pups where we interview someone based on the advice that we gave them.

32:43

That could be an interesting added segment.

32:47

Yeah. Or like a Collin, like people call in and ask us questions for a specific segment.

32:53

But to have somebody that we don't know at all, we've even like had quote unquote celebrities pitched to us.

33:01

And sometimes we have them on the podcast and it doesn't feel as natural because it's not like three friends hanging out.

33:07

It's like me, you and a somewhat successful person sort of shooting the shit, but we have to be polite.

33:13

And yeah, we don't have a built in chemistry with that person.

33:18

Right. Which is, I like that as I like that every once in a while keeps us sharp, changes things up.

33:25

I that's why I think if, if there was enough structure, I would interview a fan or if there was enough, like a purpose to them being there.

33:34

I wonder if we can get Mike Pence on the show because he's sort of the last he was the VP under Trump and weekend.

33:42

I know That. Of course I know That.

33:44

Yeah. And we can have him, like, I wonder if we could ask them certain things about with regards to the COVID response and being treated.

33:54

I just be like, not that many people listen to this show, Mr.

33:58

Vice president. So I'd ask him how he like sort of comp like how it compromises, how he finds this balance between being like a man of faith and principle, right.

34:07

With regards to his religious background.

34:11

And then also like sort of being Trump's toilet at the same time.

34:15

Like, how Were you, like, were you sad the day that you found out that Trump wanted to have you hanged by everyone?

34:22

Did you read, like, did you think that that was funny and par for the course?

34:25

Was that I just sort of Trump being Trump or was that a bridge too far?

34:30

Did the Donald ever look at you and say you're fired?

34:34

That's good. And why won't you have dinner with a woman?

34:37

That's not your wife.

34:40

Will you call mother? We would ask.

34:42

And, but we'd also ask silly questions. Like what's your favorite sauce or fuck Mary killed barbecue.

34:49

Ranch. Catch-up One of his favorite sauce is also catch up.

34:53

Pre-cum that's what he calls it to.

34:57

Yeah. So look forward to that in the upcoming.

35:00

I don't know. Yeah. Mike Pence to say seize the cheese.

35:04

Would you end every episode with it?

35:08

Not every episode, but it would definitely, I would be able to extend an invitation going forward to Mike Pence.

35:15

If you were able to give us a quick, if we had even a golden Mike or a turdy reference Journalists

35:21

out there that can ask Mike Pence a question, they just say, Mr.

35:26

Pence, will you say seize the cheese?

35:29

And he would be like, sees the cheese and then he'd be like, oh, do you want me to say that?

35:34

But like we, no, we have it.

35:36

And it doesn't even matter. You don't even have to ask a up question.

35:39

You say, thank you, Mr. Vice president.

35:41

I got it. And that's all the, Yes.

35:46

This guy named Trey Emmanuel shelter, 12 ass.

35:51

Are you guys planning on having more guests on Jake and Amir watch?

35:53

We used to have a lot of guests.

35:55

Mm that's true. We actually, we should shoot one in person.

35:59

Cause we're we are, I've seen you thrice now or no twice now.

36:04

No thrice. Now thrice now in the last few months, since July, I've seen you thrice.

36:10

That's a lot. Yeah. It's not bad.

36:12

And I'm seeing you again Next

36:14

week and I'll be in LA actually. I think the week after that.

36:18

Good to know. See, we can shoot many in person and maybe with a guest.

36:22

That's a good tip. That's a good, not just a good question, but a good suggestion.

36:27

And we should try to get Ben to beyond it, Jake and a beer.

36:29

That's my big goal.

36:33

Ben Schwartz or Any

36:34

Ben will do. It's

36:36

cool. Yeah. I'm sure my brother would reprise his role in Jake and Amir office interview or whatever, which wow.

36:43

People know that that's your brother. Is that a well-known fact?

36:47

It's very well-known and everybody does it.

36:50

I was thinking, cause we were talking about on a Jake Amir watch, like when we're talking about the first insecure Jake or something, and we're talking about this on Tik TOK to Christ, but like there, I think we need to break up Jake and Amir's in like, you know, BC BCE before current era and AC after current era or maybe just CE current era, whatever.

37:14

But w but to me, I think the breakdown is pre H D And

37:20

post so that they can in cameras versus the HVX cameras.

37:24

Yes, Exactly. The self shot Versus

37:27

four by three versus wide screen.

37:30

Yeah. And then when we started having camera ops, I think that was D Verse

37:34

H D

37:37

yeah. Audio, boom mikes versus Nope.

37:39

SD versus HD is pretty good era.

37:41

Those that, that, that really breaks it down.

37:44

Yeah. It makes it look like we shot our first four episodes at 1993 or something.

37:49

Yeah. Which we did.

37:52

Procopio Vierra asked you guys should guest on the Hey babe podcast where what's that?

37:59

I don't know the Hey babe podcast.

38:01

I guess there's a podcast called, Hey babe.

38:04

On apple podcasts, we don't do a lot of guesting.

38:07

I guess we do. We guessed on head gum shows, right?

38:11

No, we shouldn't do more guesting. I would love it.

38:13

Be a good opportunity for us to shout out Orion the dating app.

38:20

Yeah. We should be in a press circuit.

38:22

Yes, exactly. And expanding our reach beyond head gun podcast.

38:27

I, I hope the hay bay podcast is a nice, funny podcast and not like an alt-right Q Anon themed.

38:35

I mean, we have enough Mike Pence material to go on if we need to.

38:40

Yeah. We can sort of adapt to any situation, including a hay bay podcast.

38:44

So yeah, I guess we'll do any podcast.

38:47

All right. Let's take a break. Come back and power through more lightning round questions.

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Yes. Would you rather take a, this one's from knives, Kira haunted, Bella chow actually, would you rather take a pill once a day that allowed you to only need five minutes of sleep or take a pill that gave you the exact body?

40:49

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40:57

Wow. I would definitely only need five minutes of sleep.

41:01

I would have an extra third of my life back and I can use one of those extra eight hours to exercise or something like to not need sleep would make me a superhero.

41:13

I'd be able to cram in more work responsibility, relaxation, anything in an extra third of a day between the sleep that I'm getting back.

41:23

So you, you could cram and relaxation.

41:26

I would, I don't think it would. I don't think it would be relaxing to not be able to sleep.

41:31

I like sleeping sometimes.

41:32

Well, you like Sleeping because you need it. But this pill would basically replicate eight hours of sleep and you would only need five minutes.

41:39

You'd wake up after five minutes, fully relaxed and it'd be like 11:48 PM.

41:44

Would you ever get tired? So you would get tired at the end of the day.

41:47

What about a midday nap? Would that be like a 32nd thing?

41:51

And you're like, wow, that was really restorative.

41:53

Liv donate it. You just got the five minutes right there.

41:55

Five minutes at the bottom, pop the pill, The

41:58

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42:01

I would do body a hundred percent and it's not even fucking close.

42:09

You would sacrifice eight hours a day, nearly a third of your life.

42:13

That's Right. Just to be Jacked,

42:15

perfect body with the body that I still have, but you don't want to work Already.

42:21

Basically do. There's just a couple little things that I would change, But

42:25

which is What

42:27

I mean. I would like to have the abs bigger glutes, thicker ankles that are calves.

42:35

Don't say base, my forearms are there, but my risks could be a little wider, stronger hands, lower hairline.

42:47

Okay. You're not even talking about your muscles anymore.

42:50

It's whole body it's body that you want, et cetera.

42:53

You're changing 64

42:55

days straight or teeth wider guns.

43:02

So yeah, no, I would. I, but I am basically there.

43:08

I also only need to sleep for 11 minutes.

43:10

So No,

43:12

definitely you would die.

43:16

It is kind of weird that we can sleep a thousand nights in a row.

43:19

Then you miss one night and you just feel like sick and dead the next day.

43:24

Yeah. The human bodies should not need rest that often.

43:27

But then like, if, even if you do just get, like, if you pull an all nighter, you're, you're completely thrown off, but then you get one night of sleep the next night and you're kind of back, Right?

43:37

Yeah. Kind. I don't know. You might need that extra, like an extra cycle.

43:40

You might need like a 12th spot instead of an eight to fully reset.

43:44

Mm Hmm.

43:46

And the golden fool asks I'm about to take a trip to New York over Christmas break.

43:51

Any must have food recommendations.

43:56

Wow. First there's too many options in New York.

43:58

That's the, it's the joy and the sorrow of New York.

44:02

You'll never like you ask a thousand people and they'll give you a thousand different, great restaurants on like the same eight block radius.

44:09

Like there's too much just walk around and you'll hit a, a great restaurant.

44:15

That's true. I th I do. I'm a big fan of just using your eyes in, in New York city.

44:21

Like if you pass a restaurant that you think looks cool, it probably is like, if it looks like your vibe, check it out.

44:29

And it really can't that bad.

44:33

That said, I think Minetta Tavern is the goat burger in New York city.

44:37

And I highly recommend it. It's also got that old school, New York vibe, the 10 ceilings, the, the, the dark floors, the tile it's real.

44:48

It's all there. It's really nice old bar worn in.

44:51

Very good.

44:53

Grimaldi's pizza. That's my recommendation. And get pizza at Grimaldi's hundred or something year old pizzeria delicious pizza.

45:01

Oh yeah. That's good too.

45:04

And actually, can you not forget the sauce that actually I

45:10

actually, the pizza actually has to have sauce Trail

45:14

Packer's rights. What's your goat song or top three.

45:18

So you can choose three songs as the goat songs, As

45:25

the goat songs. I

45:26

got one that comes to mind. Okay. Go for it.

45:29

Always a banger.

45:31

Always good. You're going to want to hear it.

45:35

Yeah. And it puts you in a light mood.

45:37

Let's hear it. What do you, what do you got The

45:39

star Spangled banner.

45:40

Oh, say on you breathe by the Dawn's or Lee.

45:49

Steve. No way. This was the song that you Have,

45:52

sorry, Kodachrome by Paul Simon.

45:55

That's that's my, how does that want to pick Coda?

45:58

Crow

45:58

gave

45:58

me

45:58

this

45:58

night's

45:58

bright

46:04

colors. Give me the greens of summer day.

46:07

Get a de does. So the GoDaddy day.

46:10

Oh yeah. I got a Nikon camera.

46:14

Lots of take a photograph.

46:17

So please don't take my code a chromo way.

46:21

It's almost a jingle for a specific kind of film or camera.

46:26

That's great. I think Paul Simon is a good place to go for that.

46:30

I mean, April comes, she will. That might be one of my goat all the time songs.

46:36

That's assignment and Garfunkel jam, but kind of a, a somber tear-jerker really?

46:43

And then of course, you've got a waste.

46:45

This don't look back in anger. I think that's a good one.

46:48

Really good. I talked about hook by blues travelers being my favorite song growing up.

46:53

So I'll give it the number two slot in terms of nostalgia.

46:56

And you can hear me sort of defend it at nauseum on an episode of punch up the jam.

47:00

Oh, you know what? And here's my other absolute favorite song.

47:04

I always forget about it, but I'm glad I'm remembering it.

47:07

Now. It's copper line by James Taylor.

47:11

Copper line copper Line. You actually walked down the aisle to it at my wedding.

47:17

Hmm. Cause in my head, I was thinking about my favorite song at the time.

47:21

Interestingly. Yeah. You were humming the, the post Simon.

47:25

James Taylor is good.

47:28

Yeah. He's got that soothing voice. It's it's Paul Simon.

47:30

He in a way. Yeah, same style.

47:33

And then for my third, I'll go for a cross the sea, my favorite Weezer song.

47:38

So that's my top three music. Did I mention the star Spangled banner?

47:42

You did. And you shouldn't have, Yeah.

47:45

I also like wop, but I guess that'll barely make my top four total go.

47:52

Paul Simon Weezer.

47:55

I already forget what I said as number two.

47:58

Oh yeah. It was Cutler. Yeah.

48:00

Yeah. And then, But

48:02

that's number four. So it doesn't.

48:05

Yes. This top three. And mine's pathetic by blink 180 2 or fuck it.

48:11

It might be Dick lips.

48:15

What? Dick lips by blink 180 2.

48:21

Yeah. Okay. Here's another question.

48:22

What

48:22

one

48:22

item

48:22

would

48:22

you

48:22

like

48:22

to

48:22

own

48:22

if

48:22

you

48:22

had

48:22

unlimited

48:28

cash? So that's a Nathan Toni nine.

48:32

Mm. I feel like if I had unlimited cash, I would like to get a little, like a pita tear in a, in a weird place.

48:42

I'd like to have like the safe house in Helsinki or the, oh, actually the James Bond, fucking bungalow in Jamaica that would be, or a chalet and Icelandic lake retreat.

48:58

I would choose one dumb house and have it somewhere that I could go out to.

49:05

Yeah. Where would it be? I have to Choose

49:07

right now. I choose house.

49:10

And you want me to put it in a place?

49:13

Yeah. Okay.

49:15

Okay. That's fair.

49:17

That's fair.

49:18

Let's call it Greece.

49:27

Greece. I'll have the house in Greece.

49:28

No, my Orca final answer.

49:35

Give me a crypto punk. So rare.

49:37

It has to be an ape with a hat and a cigarette.

49:42

And how you owns it. Is that worth, I don't know, 7 million, $8 million.

49:47

You can't buy these things because they're just says, well, I'll make an offer that somebody can't resist and that in and of itself will completely flood and create a new demand for these, these objects of which I have the most rare one.

50:04

Suddenly I'm a king to these fucking losers on discord.

50:09

And they all look up to me and I'm walking around, down the street, you know, living wherever you what'd you say Mallorca and people have no idea that I have this shit in my Trezor or Hard

50:19

wall in the original Spanish male.

50:22

Yeah. And I'm also down to fuck with a yacht And

50:25

you're kind of down.

50:27

Nah, That's

50:28

actually not true. I don't like being on boats. I get nervous.

50:32

Yeah. Right. But you will have an ape you will have And

50:36

to apes. Yeah. That's for sure. Or maybe I would just go to Vegas and enter some really high stakes poker tournaments.

50:42

But I guess if you have unlimited money, that's gambling then ruined for you forever because there's no risk.

50:47

I don't know. It feels like you, it wouldn't be, there would at least be a honeymoon phase where you were like, I can gamble.

50:54

And this amount of money used to mean a lot to me.

50:56

So you can kind of tap into that reserve.

50:59

And as I lose more, it'd be like playing for pennies with my nieces.

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Just doesn't mean anything to me, But

51:06

I think there'd be a little bit of time where you could really enjoy yourself.

51:10

Oh my God. I've have, it's funny.

51:11

I've so long been striving for this ultimate goal to have unlimited cash.

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And now that it's here, the journey of me getting it, it's completely destroyed.

51:22

I no longer value the trips that I used to take to these high risk, low reward casinos, because I've already attained my ultimate goal and everything that I've been enjoying on my way to get there.

51:36

There's not any more.

51:39

It's kind of like a monkey POS situation.

51:41

I finally have what I've always wanted and at what cost, I guess, you know what I mean?

51:47

Like without any scarcity of that resource, I'm finding myself in times of sorrow mother, Mary, To

51:57

me. Sorry I had you on mute.

51:59

I suddenly muted you for, for a minute.

52:02

There were you, did you have like a breakthrough or anything or a breakdown?

52:08

I wanted a Ferrari Final

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answer. 88 test or Rossa with a babe on the fucking hood on the hood.

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And that's good.

52:22

Here's an interesting question.

52:24

From your perspective, how are the new Jake and Amir's going any specific aspects that ended up being easier or harder than expected to get back into?

52:34

I think that the writing is it's it's as easy to me to write them as it always was and like as fun and I still, and we laugh through the writing process, laugh through the shooting process.

52:48

And then I guess the big thing that I don't know that we could, like, I don't really know how to address it is that like, I w I wish we were shooting in a live office, but like one we don't ha like with COVID, we can't really do that.

53:07

And two, we all, we just don't really have that capability, but like, I like just, I liked hearing a little bit of an office buzz.

53:17

Maybe we can just add a little bit of something like that in post, but I feel like we're shooting in smaller we're shooting in smaller spaces.

53:25

So having people there, it looks weirder.

53:27

Like IAC was such a big building. It had such a deep background and like, there were cubicles, so you could picture why we were getting ignored, but also think it was funny that we were being so disruptive.

53:39

Yeah. It's the production value. That's difficult.

53:41

Like trying to stage a place or light a place or make a place sound full.

53:47

But like, like you said, it's hard to hire 50 extras or find a very busy office building because those don't really exist today.

53:56

Yeah. But, you know, subscribe to the Patriot, tell your friends to subscribe to the Patrion.

54:01

If we get more support, we can get more ambitious.

54:04

So that'd be sick. Yeah.

54:06

Yeah. And I, there's still plenty to be done.

54:08

I think the most difficult part, like you said, it's more the production end of it.

54:11

And post-production like, editing is more difficult when it's somebody dumping audio and video on our desk and be like, all right.

54:19

That's all we got. Whereas like, before it used to be logged, captured, aligned, what's it called?

54:25

When, when you put the audio media together, sinked up.

54:29

Yeah. Now you have to do That all ourselves.

54:31

Yeah. So that's been, I guess the most challenging part, fortunately, people are watching them.

54:37

That's the hard part. And we already have people watching them.

54:40

People are enjoying it. That's another hard part.

54:42

People are enjoying them.

54:44

So the more difficult things are working out well, and it's correctable fixes down the line that we can get better at, which is the production in post production Aspect.

54:56

How many have we released? Like four or five.

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Yeah. I think five so far with six on the way the Halloween costume one.

55:05

That's

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cool. All right. Last question.

55:08

Superfly rights.

55:11

Who gets the golden mic and who gets the tourney for this episode and why?

55:15

I got the golden mic early in this episode, if you guys remember, I had to vamp while I'm, you're sort of spaced out you, like, you left me out to dry, you left me hanging, but I Just

55:29

able to send you muted to Me.

55:31

I was able to, I'm talking about the top of the episode.

55:33

I'm talking about the top of the episode where you kind of like, yeah.

55:37

It felt like you fumbled the ball.

55:39

And I kept going. I kept the show.

55:43

I kept the show rolling.

55:45

I was the linchpin that kept it all together.

55:47

Excuse me. So I think for that, I got the golden mic.

55:51

Cause it would have gone off the rails early, right after the song.

55:55

And then you got the turdy when you sang the star Spangled banner, I

56:02

don't even know the answer.

56:05

Like now you're trying to figure out when I got it.

56:08

And you saying, you said, oh, say can't I, can I breathe by the star Spangled sleeve?

56:15

No, You did say that. Oh, say, can you see by the Dawn's or Lee, Steve.

56:22

And now that you hear actual thing, I said by the dogs, really Steve is worse.

56:27

It's worse. Way worse.

56:34

So the answer is, of course you get the golden mic again, because that's what you always do.

56:38

And I get the turdy gig. I always earn.

56:40

And that's what you always earn.

56:44

In the last episode, we asked our guests to assign it.

56:47

So I felt like I had a better shot at potentially.

56:50

I know how to fucking real chance, but messy style penalty, kick nobody cane.

56:57

Yeah. Yeah. He knew where it had to go.

56:59

And I went top shelf and I guess you cross it off the crossbar.

57:05

Didn't touch the crossbar, hit a concession stand on the APR.

57:11

Overruled. I think.

57:13

Overruled. Cause you under-delivered.

57:17

All right. Thanks for, thanks for answering or asking those questions and thanks to Jake for answering them.

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Yes. Thank you. Opening things song by Michael Cortez, closing one by John Maitland, another oldie, but hopefully new to us.

57:32

If you have any questions or theme song submissions, whether you write theme or song in the body of the email, I can now find them.

57:39

The email address for everything is if I were you [email protected], we're running low on questions and theme songs.

57:46

So now is your best opportunity for you to send them in and for us to read them and play them.

57:54

Oh yeah. And we're, we're going to be in New York this weekend, Friday, October 22nd at the Gramercy theater had gun podcast live and NAD pod live.

58:06

And then Saturday is doughboys or no high and mighty power hour into the doughboys.

58:11

They're doing some power hour and then they're doing their podcast and not wait for that show.

58:15

I'm so excited. I have that night off because I just want to sit there and watch Gabrus get fucking drunk.

58:21

And then all of them do a podcast.

58:24

What's possible. What's the restaurant.

58:26

Oh, Nathan's is that what you're going to review after God?

58:29

So funny. They're going to die.

58:31

So what come watch grown men die and come watch grown men cry.

58:36

I'm going to try to do it a nice tear-jerker during the head game podcast, that'll be fun.

58:41

And we'll be back of course next week.

58:43

And for more of us, you can always check out our Patrion patrion.com/jay.

58:47

Hey, we're watching old episodes and a bunch of other stuff on there.

58:52

So check that out. Oh yeah.

58:54

Thanks so much for listening. We'll be back next week by please.

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There we go. One time.

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If I were you, I would know what to do if I'm with you.

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I felt like I needed to vamp because you had I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah. Say who -- Showing nonsense. -- so That beams I was covering your That theme's I was covering your ass. Thank you. That song is for me to do that. On your own get it. I won't say who wrote it? Because now you took that person's it because now you took that person's time. That was that time was gone. So I'm sorry to blame. Okay. I don't have the -- Mhmm. -- mental bandwidth and energy that You. Don't have the You don't have the acuity. Yes. That's the capacity. That's correct. That's why I was vamping. That is why I was My name is Michael Cortez, and I met you recently at the Where The Miller's Showing. That was not recently you found this, this is an old was not recently. You found this. It this is an old ad now. Right. As of recently, I've decided to search theme instead of song and some people's wrote us emails saying, here's my submission for a theme. That one was written in twenty thirteen. Yeah. That's when we went that's when we went on that meet the millers or wear the millers. What was it? That was where the millers. was a movie that came out eight or nine years ago, and college humor had ad campaign wherein mean you would show up to different cities, introduce the movie, and that's it. It was a very that was maybe the easiest fucking gig we ever had because it wasn't making an audio. We didn't have to actually perform. We had to show up at the movie and just say, here's the movie. And then I think that, like, a couple of cities were like, hey, we don't really know what we're doing here, and they asked us to do it. Because we also there was no oversight. There wasn't anybody from the agency or brand there or anything. It was just me. me you and Marty. I think Marty sold it as an ad campaign to sort of, like, send us to exciting cities for free. Mhmm. And we would get paid to, like, party in Seattle and then introduce a movie. Then party in Portland and introduce the movie. And then I remember by the time we got to LA, we were so tired and hungover and sad that it was like a Monday night raining in LA. Movie screening of where the millers. We also and then the next day, we had to go to San Diego or something. Yeah. That was we had also we saw the we ended up seeing the movie like four times. Because we needed to, like, we needed to introduce the movie and then sit through it. And then I think we did, like, meet and greet after the movie or something. We, like, took photos with people. Yeah. Your parents came to the LA one. Yes. They did. They were very proud of me to introduce a movie I had nothing to do with. Yeah. That's really funny. So thanks to Michael. Sorry, we didn't get to it until twenty twenty one. But hopefully, you're still alive, you're still listening, and you're still enjoying the film. Where the millers starring Ted Lasso. Right? Yeah. Jason Sedekais and Jed Aniston. God. What a film? Mhmm. -- people don't talk about that movie enough anymore. I feel like everyone's like, let's talk about doing or succession or some shit. For as many times as I saw that movie, I couldn't tell you what it's about. I have no recollection. I think there's an RV at some point. Yeah. I think I saw it for a shitty family pretending to be a different family. But it's oh, they're not family. It's like, for a con artist working together to pretend to be a family for some reason. Oh, that sounds familiar. Let's show up and, like, we'll say we're a real family and then by the end, they act actually do become the chosen family. A real family. Now I'm getting all the fucking chicken protein. Because I don't even mention -- -- special film for their time. I'm not even hundred percent sure it's right what you said, but it made you cry. Yeah. Okay. So here we go. This is another classic lightning round edition of if I were you, the only advice mod on the wad hosted by Odd. I am an angel. Good night. No. I am god. Yeah. We should say that for whatever reason the venue in New York City, Gramercy Theatre. We're doing live shows. This comes out Monday. We're doing live shows on Friday and Saturday. Mhmm. Some of the live shows were sold out and the venue said, you know what? Here's twenty five more tickets that just became available. Yeah. They just do that what to to Headgum up excitement or something. Yeah. Maybe it's like, oh, it was sold out. But now it's now it's not. So if you're interested in attending, We're doing a Headgum live podcast a headgum podcast live, I should say, we're doing it. There's a dough boys, there's a nom pod, There's a high and mighty power hour. And there's -- Mhmm. -- probably tickets available for all four if not at least two of those shows. Yeah. You can go to Headgum head dot com slash live. Check it out. And we'll be there hanging out the entire time, so it's not just the show. It's a it'll be a party. I assure you It's an event. It's a gathering. Yes. And it's your chosen family. Miller's style. It's the first gathering since the pandemic. So it should be fun. Plannedemic. I really hate that you shoved the l in there. Oh, come on. I need it just to make sure that it doesn't it? Doesn't it actually just make sense if you think about it? Yeah. Definitely. I had to have been a plan. And it all went off without it. Was perfect. If it was a plan, I feel like the guy or team that executed, it must be really pumped about how it went. That was like They really altered human history forever with that plan. Yeah. Definitely definitely worked. If it was a plan, I feel like the person or team behind it would wanna take credit for like, the team. Yeah. And he was like, I fucking yes. I did it. Like, it took eight years to come up with this disease and -- Mhmm. I mean, the give me my props. Give me daps for that. It's like the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden. At first, it was secret, and then after four years, he's like, fuck it. I want free beers for life. I did it. I shot the fucker. And now I would want a podcast and talk about it. Right. That makes sense. That makes sense. It feels like at this point, you know, no matter what, like who is behind it or not. Like, if what have where we are now can't have been the intended thing from the plan. Right? Oh, you think that's So yeah, the plan stopped after, like, a few weeks and now it's, like, taken on a life of itself. Right. It yeah. It almost feels so even if this was, like, sort of somebody's decision. It it it's almost like those like wildfires or something. It's like caught on a little too much. Yeah. Now I'm starting to feel bad about the I'm starting to build out a game plan. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted it to be, like, a seasonal flu of sorts. I wanted it to be wanted it to be over. Yeah. I could they couldn't have planned America's resistance to the vaccine. They couldn't have planned making taking a vaccine political. Right? Nobody knew. Nobody knew that we would Nobody knew that we would Nobody knew that we'd that we would fucking band together, get a cure for the disease, and then half the country would be like, nah, the ultimate. This is Benoît. Thanks. Right. That's there's no way anybody could have planned for that. Although if you were I guess if you were paying attention the last five years does make a whole lot of sense. Maybe it's it's don't know. Everything's everything's so good. That's the best part. And that's why we're answering questions today. So for example, Here's one written by chili, aka chilton, has Jake been growing out his hair in order to be hard winded sure foot for Halloween? Talk about a long plan, a long con, a long course of action. Have you been not cutting your hair since March of twenty twenty just to pull off costume. That's not far from the truth. Couple things. One, hard one, sure foot by D and D character who is tall, jacked, has a huge beard, incredible thick hair that's long, but he wears and braids. I came up with him because that's the kind of that's, like, the aesthetic that I idolize. I want that, like, door look, you know. Yeah. I have no worth of sorts. Yeah. So there's, like, The desire to grow out my hair came before hard one. Hard one was born of the desire to grow out my hair. The pandemic gave me the excuse to get through that awkward stage, you know, where the bowl cut. Yeah, the bowl cut. And have you seen photos and videos yourself from, like, September of twenty twenty? And you're like, oh, wow. I forgot my hair was that for, like, three to five months. September of twenty twenty. So, yeah, just, like, pretty, like, three months into the pandemic. Yeah. And it's funny. Cause I, I remember then thinking my hair was long, but I had no idea what was to come now it's basically because, like, I remember then thinking my hair was long, but I had no idea what was to come. Now it's basically yeah. Down to my shoulders. So and then the other part of the question is that once I got to this length, I started growing my beard again. I usually grow my beard for, like, three months and then I shave it all and then I grow it for three or four months and shape it all off. I'm not like a trimmit to keep it an even length guy. Yeah. But as it got longer, I think now it's almost four months. I was like, I could I could basically look like doing I'm doing hard one cosplay for the Nat Pod live show. Right. That's what I'm doing. Not quite Halloween, but I am trying to channel his vibe for the live show. Although isn't a hard one gone and now you're new character, That's correct. But hard one, usually when we do a live show, we'll we'll be like the banded boops. I don't know. I don't know what we're doing yet for our live show, but I feel like, you know, no matter what, it's gonna be good to to look like hard one for the Nad fans. Interesting. Okay. Here's another question. Mr. Tie dye one says, do you guys still keep in touch with anyone from the 0GCH crew, Pat Streeter, Sarah's, Dan, etcetera. Oh you know, was actually I was with Sarah this morning, and we ran into someone who was a fan of the college shaver videos. Must have freaked that person to fuck out. Yeah. She was like, oh my god. I didn't know you guys still cut to touch. She didn't even know we still lived in New York, but, yeah, it must have been really weird to be like, oh, look, they're still there. They're hanging out. Yeah. So, yeah, I see I mean, I see Sarah, a decent amount. I keep in touch with everyone. I saw Dan last week. haven't seen Streeter though. I haven't seen Streeter in a minute. Yeah. I've been texting with him. And he was in LA for a little bit, but we couldn't meet up. But yeah. Streeter's busy at SNL. I I mean, I still text with some of these folks and Hope to see them as soon as travel opens up in the new world. Yeah. Like, when I go to New York for the live show dot com slash live, yeah, maybe they'll be there. I saw Pat last week too. You know what I mean? I see Yeah. I see I see folks. We can convince people to come to the convince people to come to the show. That way, we can have a mini reunion of sorts. That'd be tight. Here's another question. By twirk, Kobein, good name. Did looking at older content in Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on your Patreon impact the writing process for the new videos? And if so. Were there any notes or lessons you learned during that series that you specifically kept in mind when working on new stuff I definitely think it helped. It's it certainly helped us, like, stay sharp, I think. Like, yeah. Get in the mindset of those Get in the mindset of those characters again. Yeah. Because on the Patreon, we watch and grade. We, like, pick apart and we look at old scripts, and we look at, like, production notes and stuff. So it does feel like we're we're taking a class on how to revamp Jacob Amir. And like we when we wrote the Halloween up, I don't know it's spoiler or whatever, but we we shot another Halloween costumes ideas episode -- Right. -- it's gonna come out. And we watched all the old ones. And think it was partially watching Halloween costumes, the one with Oprah, that made us laugh so much, that made us wanna write another one. Yeah. So, yeah, when I'm sad and then they sad mustache is a very funny character. Yeah. Oprah leads a suicidal style life. Gradually. Hope was sad of himself. Yeah. It's definitely helped us kept keep in character, keep sharp, and in the mindset of the scripts that we're writing. There's some of these that have we've answered. I'm sure what what is the best sauce and what is the best pasta shape. You've already gone on record with use. Right? Yeah. I've I've waxed on this. I think vodka sauce is the best pasta shape Oh, no. Sorry. Vodka sauce is the best pasta sauce. Actually, vodka sauce is the best shape. Like little jars of vodka sauce as the shape. And then for the best sauce, I'll choose angel hair sauce. That's not bad. And then, of course, pipe rigot. That's the best shape. I've I've I've talked extensively about that. And you You like a rue coat. You like a wheel style pasta with a thin water sauce. You say, I didn't say that. Yeah. You mitten water. Thin water sauce. No. Basically, a wash. And you get the oil that comes out of ketchup. First as the sauce and as for the shape, the box that a spaghetti comes in. Mhmm. So I'll sort of fill it up with the Ketchup oil precomb. Jesus Christ. The oil. Ketchup oil precomb is a really good name for your album. Here's an interesting one. No intelligence writes. Dreamcasting for a Jakinamir biopic. So we're doing a show about our lives. Who plays us in that show? I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that I would be played by my doppelganger, Chris Hemsworth. As I've mentioned, we have the That's what you would look -- That's similar. -- like in at age twenty five. I guess he's a little older now he's like 37 or guess he's a little older now. He's, like, thirty seven or thirty. Yeah. We're talking about, like, a show about the we were both young -- Right. -- you were sort of pale -- Not pale. -- and chubby. Yeah. You were kind of a flabby little pre teams. I think you put I think you don't say that about me. I think you put, like Please don't make fun. Please please Please knock off. You'd be Paul Danoe, and I'd be Paul Danoe. You know, I think Hemsworth in a fucking yellow know? I think m's were in a fucking yellow belt. Are you kidding me? The yellow belt era jake in a mirror, hemsworth in costume looking at like me. Wearing a red stripe t shirt and bell bottom jeans, boot cut denim. Yeah. I don't know. Who would I be? I at DJ Squalls, he's So Nick Lovey. He's older. He's All these people are older than these people are older than me. TJ Claus is definitely in his mid forties. I guess, Timothy Shalome could disappear. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I do often consider myself a Shalome type Timothy Shalamet and Jake Paul and Marty Michael as Jake. Wow. You don't hate that? I do actually. Marty as Salvator as you. Marty is a god. It's so funny that he's in videos as Salvator and also in investor meetings. Yeah. We saw your video and we're not gonna give you any money. That's it. Okay. Here's a quickie. By Justin Becker, our James Bond movie is confusing. Or am I just a fool? I think So. I, I saw the new bond I I saw the new bond and That's why I asked Yeah. I was reading about it. And I was reading about Daniel Craig Craig's bonds. And the interesting thing that I found was that he's the only bond to have all of his movies connected. And I think that's what makes them a little confusing because it was super confusing for me. Like, these movies, they've been what is it? Like, five over the last fifteen years or something like that? Oh. And unless you watch them, they're plot holes that you wouldn't Unless you watch them, they're plot holes that you wouldn't understand. Yeah. Like, I haven't seen a Bond movie in over two years, and they're and they're just talking to me about, like, specter and bomb felled, I think, actually. Have you, like Have you seen every bond? Have you just seen, like, some picked and choose? I think I've seen all of the Daniel Craig bonds, and I think I've seen I think I might have seen all the Pierce Brosnan bonds. Wow. I'm Pierce bonds in it. Yeah. I I don't remember being, like, I was a I was, like, a fan of bond when I was in seventh, the eighth grade because that's when, like, the bond video game was. And then I'm just like an action movie fan. So I saw all of the Daniel Craig ones. And I I thought he was I thought he was great. But I think that's why it's confusing because all of the other ones were, like, stand alone films, and they've gotten, like, more and more confusing. Similar thing to me with mission impossible. Where it's just like these vast conspiracies where everyone is in on it. Everyone's double crossing each other. Yeah. And you you really start to lose perspective after a while. I like a new small self contained movie. So how did you like bond? The new one? The first The first half of it was first half of it was incredible. The second half of it was pretty fine. I overall liked it, but I didn't understand what the bad guy's purpose was to blow up the world or something. Right? Yeah. But he had it was very bizarre. He I didn't really understand what his motivation was to do that. I see. You just had to sort of go with a flow and assume that bond was saving the day, but he didn't really understand why. He was there's also real. Can I do a bond I do a bond spoiler? Can I do about, I do a bond spoiler? Yeah. I mean, if you'd if you don't want it spoiled, then don't listen to this. Yeah. But because this movie is cannot be spoiled because, like This one I think, Dory doesn't really matter. Right. It's all just the cool action all just the cool action scenes. Yeah. I mean, this think there's ways to spoil this one, but there is just one part where the bad guy has bonds a child let's just say a child. Yeah. I hope nobody wants this. But alright. The bad guy has a child. And he's, like, holding the child hostage. You know, like, gets Bond to do what he wants. Then, like, Bond is gone they're separated. And that he has this child who, like, has all of the leverage. The kid bites him and he's like, if you don't want my protect protection, you can leave. And then the kid goes. And it's like, that's fucking crazy. You have it calls an Uber back to the He basic like, it's he's he is on the one yard line of getting away, and then he just takes his fucking bargaining chip. He's like, alright, go go then. I don't care. Like, he's he's watched Bond kill all of his fucking henchmen. He meets that thing. Yeah. But he got bit. He absolutely got bit for that. Yeah. That's the weird movie. Okay. Let's take a break and come back with some more cues to a after these ends. Noise. Thank you to helix for sponsoring this episode of our you to Helix for sponsoring this episode of show. Thank our thank you. I'm a major fan as everybody I'm a major fan as everybody knows. Yeah. I mean, you sleep on a helix. What better endorsement is What better endorsement that? A Helix fixed my back A Helix fixed my back pain. 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You and MSCI really do look and Messi really do look alike. It's pretty wild. wild. It's kinda cool that I look like a famous awesome athlete. I mean, granted he's a five foot eight inch soccer stud -- Mhmm. -- and not like, you know, a basketball player or someone tall and shredded, but it's kinda nice to look like the goat in one of the most revered sports on earth. Yeah, totally. totally. Maybe I'll get a fucking sleeve for Halloween and get a message I'll get a fucking sleeve for Halloween and get a message, Jersey. Have you ever taken the ball out on the pitch? Have you ever kicked around a soccer ball? I mean, not really. And I'm starting to think if there's some sort weird cosmic connection between looking like me and just being able to dribble around the defense like the Maestro does in the Maricana. Run at full sprint while controlling the ball like fucking strides matching the kick. Ball never getting too far in front of you. Like, that's really cool that you could probably do that. Like, when I think you're probably hit a strike with either legs sort of off angle, off kilter between the goalies' legs or maybe off to the right. I was gonna Do you feel like you have the ice in your veins? It's re like, required for taking, like, a pee tag? So. I think so because a lot of it has to do with the remaining calm in this situation. Yeah. And I feel like Let's hope that's totally went out. Okay. It's you you're on you're national team. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Most feelers. Right? Or yeah. Yeah. Wherever I'm from I'm from. You're okay. Right. Uh-huh. You should be I don't wanna let anyone down. was logical. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. It's all coming down to It's all coming down to you. Mhmm. Are you going Just tell me where where the goal you're gonna kick in. Not too high. Not too high, but little over the cross power. Over the street. Oh my god. I'm God. didn't even You felt you fainted. You just fainted for a second. I'm proud out of the thought. Of letting my countrymen down. Another pint of the old tomato oil, please. I didn't think to drown my wound. wounds. precome from the catch up as we were. Yeah. Here's a classic sandy question from Noah Coutu, grilled cheese, or peanut butter, and jelly. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'll go grilled cheese. That's kind of a that could never disappoint. Grill cheese is always gonna be good. It's always gonna feel right. Yeah. And I'm gonna go with a PB and J because I like a sweet treat more than a cheese to meat. That's that's really good. That was And don't forget to say yes. I don't heard the phone. See? Are you guys willing to act opposite your coworkers in more Jeffrey, the dumbass sketches, or is that bridge burned? And are you and mister James no longer on speaking terms according to I'm a crooner? You got I you had a falling out with Jeff. Right? But then you patched things up. You had another falling out. And now you guys are okay. We're pros again, but ultimately, we're not barely ever gonna be friends. Yeah. If you have to keep them at an armistice length, but keep your enemies close is what they say. Yes. NME's close, friends even further away. So this is a oh, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Is Mickey your friend making a return to the j and a series anytime soon? Asking for a friend. It's his ASAP, Mickey. I pitched it. I said we should do another Mickey episode actually. It's tough because we want to, like, hit all the classics, but at the same time, we don't wanna just re hit the classics. classic. So like, like -- Yeah. -- we wanna do, like, a Mickey episode, and a scroll episode, and a costume up. But we also wanna do some new shit as well. Yeah. I think that's and hopefully, I think we're gonna shoot we're gonna shoot when you're in New York. Right? Yes. And that could be a Mickey or it could be a new one or maybe one of each. Mhmm. Yeah. One of each. Let's go one of each. Actually, why don't you throw out an idea right now and I can either confirm or reject it? Remember, there's no bad ideas. We just need to hear what's going on. on. What, what do you what do you have? What do you have to pitch? Just it could be anything. Right, Jason? Your idea? Jacob your title, colon blank. Jacob your pie. That's really good. And then is it about the number or is it about the dessert. That's the interesting thing. It's payday. Okay? Yeah. That's really good. Yeah. It ties it to a month. March fourteenth. But you've made a pie. And it's Then it turns You are trying to convince me to eat it for pie day. I finally Just to appease you, I take a bite, but it's an uncooked chicken potpie. And I instantly sort of cold and raw in the middle. Raw chicken, I get food poisoning, and that's the end of the episode. I love it. it. notes. How do we make it more like split piece soup? So I'll walk in with a boiling hot pie instead of a cold one and it spills all over my face. From that point on, it's basically the old script verbatim shot in our new office. guess that's the toughest one. Because, like, because now we technically own the lease on the office that we shoot in, we're a lot like and because we're doing all of the production ourselves, we we aren't getting insanely ambitious. ambitious. Like we would never write one that we were going to set at a we would never write one that we were gonna set at a restaurant. We were never the right one that had you covered in blood because we're not shooting somewhere where we have a shower. We can't just give it to someone who's more organized than us and be like, find us a restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. So they have to be a little more contained, not unlike my favorite bond have to be little more contained, not unlike my favorite Bond movies. Would you ever ask Tri Force TK. Would you ever have a listener slash viewer on the podcast for an episode? episode? Mm, I be be hard. Yeah. It's a high risk proposition. proposition. Yeah. I would be into a version of it where we like did Collins or fallen pup follow-up pups where we interview someone based on the advice that we gave them. That could be an interesting added segment. Yeah. Or like a call in like people call in and ask us questions for a specific segment. But to have a somebody that we don't know at all. We've even, like, had, quote unquote, celebrities pitched to us. And sometimes we have them on the podcast and it doesn't feel as natural because it's not like three friends hanging out. It's like me you and somewhat successful person sort of shooting the shit, but we have to be polite and -- Mhmm. -- we don't have a a built in chemistry with that person. Right. Which is I like that as I like that every once in a while, keeps us sharp, changes things up. I that's why I think if if there was enough structure I would interview a fan or if there was enough, like, a purpose to them being there. I wonder if we can get Mike Pence on the show. Because he's sort of the last he was the VP under Trump. And and we can weekend. I know know that? That. Of course I know course, I know that. Yeah. And we can have him, like, wonder if we could ask some certain things about with regards to the the COVID response -- Yeah. -- and being And we just feel like not that many people listen to this show, mister vice president. So I would ask him how he, like, sort of, comp like, how he compromises, how he finds this balance between being, like, a man of faith and principle -- Right. -- with regards to his religious background, and then also, like, sort of being Trump's toilet at the same time. Like, how would you spell it? Were you, like, were you sad the day that you found out that Trump wanted to have you hanged by everyone? Did you really like did you think that that was funny in part for the course? Was that just Trump being Trump or was that a bridge too far? far? the Donald ever look at you and say you're fired? That's good. And why won't you have dinner with a woman woman? That's not your not your wife? How wife. Will you call you call mother? mother? We would would ask And but we'd also ask silly questions like what's your favorite sauce or fuck Mary killed barbecue ranch ketchup. What if His favorite sauces also ketchup pre come. That's what he calls it too. Yeah. So look forward to that in the upcoming. upcoming. I don't If we could get Mike Pence to say seize the cheese, would you end every episode with it? Not Not every episode, but it would definitely, I would be able to extend an invitation going forward to Mike episode out, but it would definitely I would be able to extend an invitation going forward to Mike Pence if you were able to give us a quick If we have Even a golden mic or a charity reference. A journalist Journalists out there that can ask Mike Pence a question, they just say, out there that can ask Mike Pence a question. They just say, mister Pence, will you say seize the cheese? And he would be like seize the cheese. And then he'd be like, oh, how would you want me to say that? But, like, you know, we haven't. We haven't. It doesn't even matter. You matter. You don't even have to ask a up don't even have to ask a follow-up question. You say, thank you, mister vice president. president. I got I got it. it. And that's all the, Yes. This guy named Trey Emmanuel Trelter twelve s. Are ass. Are you guys planning on having more guests on Jake and Amir you guys planning on having more guests on Jake and Amir Watch. We used to have a lot of guests. Mhmm. That's true. true. We actually, we should shoot one in actually we should shoot one in person because we're we are I've seen you thrice now or no, twice now. now. No No thrice now. Thrice now. Thrice now in the last few months since July, I've seen you thrice. That's a lot. Yeah. It's not bad. Yeah. And I'm seeing you again next week. And I'll be in LA, actually, I think the week after that. Good to know. So can shoot many in person and maybe with a guest. Yeah. That's a good tip. That's a good not just a good question, but a good suggestion. Mhmm. suggestion. we should try to get Ben to be honest, Jacob here. That's my big goal. Ben Schwartz or any Ben will do. That's cool. Yeah. I'm sure my brother would reprise his role in Jake and Amir office interview or whatever which Wow. Do people know that that's your brother? brother. Is that a well-known Is that a well known fact. It's very well known. And I wish everybody knows it. I was thinking because we were talking about on a Jacob earwatch like when we're talking about the first insecure Jake or something. Yeah. And we're talking about this on TikTok to Christ. But, like, there I I think we need to break up Jake and Amir's in, like, you know, b c BCE before current era. An ACE after current era or maybe just CE current era, whatever. Mhmm. whatever. But w but to me, I think the breakdown is pre H D we but to me, I think the breakdown is pre HD. And post the the Canon cameras versus the HVX cameras. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. The self shot self shot versus four by three versus widescreen. Mhmm. Yeah. And then and when we started having camera ops, I think that was SD versus HD. Mhmm. Yeah. Audio boom mics versus nope. Nope. SD versus HD is pretty good HD is pretty good era. Those are the that that really breaks it down. Yeah. It makes it look like we shot our first four episodes in nineteen ninety three or something. Yeah. Which we did. Procopio Vera asked, you guys should guest on the hey babe podcast. Where what's that? I don't know. The hey babe podcast. guess there's a podcast called hey babe on Apple Podcasts. We don't do a lot of guessing. guesting. I guess we I guess we do do. We guessed on head gum shows, guest on Headgum shows. Right. No. We should do more guesting. guesting. I would love would love it be a good opportunity for us to Shout out Orion, the dating app. Yeah. We should be getting that press circuit. Yes. Exactly. And expanding our reach beyond Headgum podcast. I I hope the H Bay podcast is a nice funny podcast and not like an outright QAnon themed. I I mean, we have enough Mike Pence material to go on if we need we have enough Mike Pence material to go on if we need to. Yeah. We could sort of adapt to any situation. Including a heyday podcast. So yeah. Yeah. I guess we'll do any podcast. Alright. Let's take a break. Come back and power through more lightning round questions. Oh. Dope. Thank you Thank you to Miro for sponsoring this episode of our to Miro for sponsoring this episode of our show. show. Yes. We love Miro We love Miro. Miro, just like hero. Mhmm. hero. 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Would you rather take a pill once a day that allowed you to only need five minutes of sleep or take a pill that gave you the exact body you wanted, muscles, etcetera, with only fifteen minutes of daily cardio regardless of your eating or exercise. Wow. Wow. I would definitely only need five minutes of I would definitely only need five minutes of sleep. I would have an extra third of my life back And I can use one of those extra eight hours to exercise or something. Like, to not need sleep would make me a superhero. I'd be able to cram in more work responsibility, relaxation, anything in an extra third of a day between the sleep that I'm getting back. But when you you cram in relaxation, I I would I don't think it would I don't think it would be relaxing to not be able to sleep. sleep. I like sleeping I like sleeping sometimes. Well, you like sleeping because you need it, but this pill would basically replicate eight hours of sleep and you would only need five minutes. You'd wake up after five minutes fully relaxed and it'd be like eleven forty eight PM. And would you ever get tired? So you'd get tired at the end of the day. What about a midday nap? nap? Would that be like a 32nd that be like a thirty second thing? And you're like, wow. That was really restorative. Don't need it? You just got the five minutes right there. Five minutes at the bottom. Pop the pill. I do body. I would do body. body. I would do body a hundred percent and it's not even fucking would do body a hundred percent, and it's not You can talk about close. See, you would sacrifice eight hours a day -- Yeah. -- nearly a third of your life. That's right. Just to be jacked. Perfect body to have with body that I can still have, but you don't wanna work. I already basically do. There's just a couple little things that I would change. But -- Which is what? -- What I I mean, I would like to have the abs bigger glutes, thicker ankles that are calves Let's say, basic. My forearms are there, but my wrist could be a little wider, stronger hands. Lower hairline. Okay. You're not even talking about your muscles anymore, but it's whole body, it's body that you want, etcetera. Your chain I'd be six four. Yeah. Stranded teeth, wider gums. guns. yeah. No. I would would. I, but I am basically but I am basically there. I also only need to sleep for eleven minutes. So No. I don't need to sleep. You would die. It is kind of weird that we can sleep a thousand nights in a row, then you miss one night and you just feel like sick and dead the next day. Yeah. The human body should not need rest that often. often. then, like, if even if you do just get like, if you pull in all nighter, you're you're completely thrown off, but then you get one night of sleep the next night, you're kinda back. Right? Yeah. Kind I don't know. know. You might need that extra, like an extra might need that extra, like, an extra cycle. cycle. You might need like a 12th spot instead of an eight to fully might need, like, a twelve spot instead of an eight. To fully reset. reset. Mm Hmm. And the golden fool asks I'm about to take a trip to New York over Christmas The golden fool asks, I'm about to take a trip to New York over Christmas break. And he must have food recommendations. Wow. First, and there's too many options in New York. That's It's the joy and the the sorrow of New York. You'll never like you ask a thousand people and they'll leave you a thousand different great restaurants on like the same eight block radius. Like, there's too much. Just walk around and you'll hit a great restaurant. That's true. I I do. do. I'm a big fan of just using your eyes in, in New York I'm a big fan of just using your eyes in in New York City. Like, if you pass a restaurant that you think looks Cool. It probably is. Like, if it looks like your vibe, check it out, and it it really can't be that bad. That said, I think, Moneta Tavern is the goat burger in New York City, and I highly recommend it. it. It's also got that old school, New York vibe, the 10 ceilings, the, the, the dark floors, the tile it's also got that old school in New York vibe the tin ceilings, the the the the dark floors, the tile. It's really real. It's all it's all there. It's really nice. Old bar, warned, very good. Grimaldi's pizza, that's my recommendation. recommendation. And get pizza at Grimaldi's hundred or something year old pizzeria delicious Get pizza at grimaldi's hundred or something year old pizzeria delicious pizza. pizza. Oh yeah. That's good too. And actually, can you not forget the sauce. Actually that. I actually The pizza actually has to have sauce. Trail packers writes, what's your goat song or top three? three. So you can choose three songs as the goat songs, So you can choose three songs. As the goat songs. As the goat songs. I songs. got one that comes to mind. Okay. I go for it. Always a banger. Always good. Mhmm. You're gonna wanna hear it. Yeah. Yeah. And it puts you in a light it puts you in a light mood. mood. Let's hear hear it. What do you what do you got? Those stars sprangled banner, oh, say, can you breathe? Buy the Dolls or Lee. Steve. Steve. way. This was the song that you had. Oh, sorry. Kota Chrome by Paul Simon. That's that's my How does that work? Coat across. Give me this night. Sprite colors. Give me the greens of summer. Day. That's so the gotti. Day. Oh, yeah. I got a night gone camera. camera. Lots of take a to take a photograph, so please don't take my code, Chrome away. It's almost a jingle for a specific kind of film or camera. camera. great. III think Paul Simon is a good place to go. For that. that. I mean, April comes, she mean, April comes, she will. That might be one of my goat all time songs. Mhmm. That's a Simon and Garfunkel jam. But kind of a somber tearjerker, really. Yeah. And then, of course, you've got oasis. Don't look back in anger. I think that's a good one. Really good. good. talked about Hook by Blues Travelers being my favorite song growing up, so I'll give it the number two slot in terms of nostalgia. nostalgia. And you can hear me sort of defend it at nauseum on an episode of punch up the you can hear me sort of defend it at nosteum on an episode of punch up the jam. Oh, you know what? And here's my other absolute favorite song. I always forget about it, but I'm glad remembering it now. It's copper line by James Taylor. Copper line copper line. You actually walked down the aisle to it at my wedding. wedding. in my head, I was thinking about my favorite song at the time. Interesting. Yeah. You were humming the the post song. Simon. James Taylor is James Taylor is good. good. He's got that soothing voice. It's it's Paul Seimini He in a a way. Yeah. Same style. And then for my third, I'll go for across the see my favorite Weiser songs. So that's my top three. You said that I mentioned the star spangled banner. banner? You did did. And you shouldn't have, you shouldn't have. Yeah. I also like WOP, but I guess that'll barely make my talk for. Yeah. That'll go. Paul Simon, weezer. I already forget what I said is number two. Mhmm. Oh, yeah. That is polar. Yeah. Yeah. And then wap. Mhmm. But that's number four. So it doesn't -- Yeah. -- this top three. Yeah. And mine's pathetic by blink one eighty two. Or fuck it. it. It might be Dick might be dicklips. What? Dicklips? By blink one eighty two? Yeah. 2. Here's another question. Mhmm. What one item would you like to own? If you limited cash. cash? So that's a Nathan Toni So it's Nathan Toni nine. Mhmm. I feel like if I had unlimited cash, I would like to get a little, like, a peta tare in a in a weird place. Interesting. I'd like to have, like, the safe house in Helsinki or the oh, actually the James Bond fucking bungalow and Jamaica that would be or or a chalet, an Icelandic lake retreat. retreat. I would choose one dumb house and have it somewhere that I could go out I would choose one dumb house and have it somewhere that I could go out to. Yeah. Where would it be? I have to choose right now. now. I choose choose house. And house. And you want me to put it in a want me to put another place? Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Let's call it Greece. Greece. I'll have the house in Greece. No. My orca, final answer. Give Give me a crypto a crypto punks so rare rare. It has to be an ape with a hat and a has to be an ape with a hat and a cigarette. And how Who owns it? Is that worth? I don't know, seven million eight million dollars. You can't buy these things because there's just a generic well, I'll make an offer that somebody can't resist and that in and of itself will completely flood and create a new demand for these these objects of which I have the most rare one. Suddenly, I'm a king to these fucking losers on discord and they all look up to me and I'm walking around down the street. I'm you know, live in wherever you would you say mallorca? And people have no idea that I have this shit in my treasure or hard wall. In the original Spanish. Mail. Yeah. And I'm also down to fuck with a yat. And you're kinda down to That's actually not true. I don't like being on boats. get nervous, seasick. Right. But you will have an ape. You will have Oh, I'll dip into apes. Yeah. That's for sure. Or maybe I would just go to Vegas and enter some really high stakes poker tournaments. But guess if you have unlimited money, does gambling then ruin for you forever? Because there's no risk? don't know. It feels like you it wouldn't be There would at least be a honeymoon phase where you were like, I can gamble and this amount of money used to mean lot to me. You can kinda tap into that reserve. But at a certain And as I lose more, it'd be like playing for pennies with my I lose more, it'd be like playing for pennies with my nieces. Like that doesn't mean Yeah. Yeah. But I think there'd be a little bit of time where you could really enjoy yourself. Oh my god. I've It's funny. I've so long been striving for this ultimate goal to have unlimited cash and now that it's here, the the journey of me getting it is completely destroyed. destroyed. I no longer value the trips that I used to take to these high risk, low reward casinos, because I've already attained my ultimate goal and everything that I've been enjoying on my way to get I no longer value the the trips that I used to take to these high risk, low reward casinos because I've already tamed my ultimate goal and everything that I've been enjoying on my way to get there is not anymore. It's kind of like a monkey pause situation. situation. I finally have what I've always wanted and at what cost, I guess, you know what I I finally have what I've always wanted and at what cost, I guess. You know what I mean? Like, without any scarcity of that resource. I'm find myself in times of sorrow. Mother Mary comes to me. Sorry. I had to unmute. I accidentally muted you for for a minute there. Were you did you have, like, a breakthrough or anything? Or a breakdown thing. I wanted a Ferrari. Final answer. Eighty eight test arose, so with a babe on the fucking hood. On the hood. And that's good. Here's an interesting question. From your perspective, how are the new JAIC inhibitors going? Any specific aspects that ended up being easier or harder than expected to get back into? into? think that the writing is it's it's as easy to me to write them as it always. Was and like as 510. And I still and we laughed through the writing process, laughed through the shooting process, and then I guess the big thing that I don't know that we could, like I don't really know how to address it, is that, like, I I wish we were shooting in a live office. But, like, one, we don't like, with COVID, we can't really do that. Yeah. And two, we all we just don't really have that capability. But, like, I like just I like hearing a little bit of an office buzz. Maybe we can just add a little bit of something like that at post. But I feel like we're shooting in smaller we're shooting in smaller spaces. So having people there, it looks weirder. weirder. Like IAC was such a big Like IAC was such a big building. It had such a deep background. And like there were cubicles. So you could picture why we were getting ignored, but also think it was funny that we were being so disruptive. Yeah. It's the production value that's difficult, like to stage a place or light a place or make a place sound full, but like, Like you said, it's hard to hire fifty extras or find a very busy office building because those don't really exist today. Yeah. But, you know, subscribe to the Patreon. Tell your friends to subscribe to the Patreon. Patrion. If we get more support, we can get more If we get more support, we can get more ambitious. So that'd be sick. Yeah. And I there's still plenty to be done. I think the most difficult part, like you said, is more the production end of it. it. And post-production like, editing is more difficult when it's somebody dumping audio and video on our desk and be like, all postproduction, like editing is the more difficult when it's somebody dumping audio and video on our desk and be like, alright, that's all we got, whereas like before it used to be, logged, captured, aligned -- Yes. -- you called when you when you put the audio sync together? Yeah. Synced up. Yeah. Now you have to do that. That all ourselves. Yeah. So that's been, I guess, the most challenging part. Fortunately, people are watching them. That's the hard part, and we already have people watching them. People are enjoying it. That's another hard part. People are enjoying them. So the more difficult things are working out well. And it's correctable fixes down the line that we can get better at, which is the production and postproduction aspect. How many have we released? Like, four, five? Yeah. I think five so far with six on the way, the Halloween costume one. That's cool. Alright. Last question. Super fly writes, who gets the golden mic and who gets the turti for this episode and why? I got the Golden Mike early in this episode. If you guys remember, I had to vamp well, I'm you're sort of phased out, you like. You left me out to dry, you left me hanging, but I You just Just able to send you muted to You said you muted me. I was able to I'm talking about the top of the episode. I'm talking about the top of the episode where you kind of, like Yeah. It felt like you fumbled the ball ball. And I kept I kept the -- Absolutely. -- I kept the show. I kept the show -- Absolutely. -- song. I was the linchpin that kept it all together. Excuse me. me. So I think for that, I got the golden think for that, I got the golden mic because it would have gone off the rails early right after the song. And then You got the turti when you're saying the star spangled banner. Don't even know the answer. I didn't know the answer. I didn't know the answer. I got the turti when and, like, now you're trying to figure out when I got it. I knew when you hit the center. You could be. You said Osai, can't can I breathe by this star spangled sleeve? No. You You did say say that that. Oh, say, can you see by the Dawn's or Lee, say can you see by the Don's early Steve? And now that you hear the the actual thing I said. By the dawn's really Steve is worse. It's worse. Way worse. So the answer is, of course, you get the golden mic again because that's you always do. do. And I get the turdy And I get the turti, which always earn, and that's what you always earn. In the last episode, we asked our guest to assign it. So I felt like I Headgum better shot at Yeah. You really did. I knew I had a fucking real chance. But Messi style penalty kick. No. He was Kane. Yeah. Yeah. He knew where it had to go. And I went top shelf and I guess you emailed the crossbar. Did it off the crossbar? crossbar. Didn't touch the crossbar, hit a concession stand on the touch the crossbar? Hit a concession stand. Yep. Overruled. Overruled. I think, overruled because you under delivered. under-delivered. All right. Thanks for, thanks for answering or asking those questions and thanks to Jake for answering Thanks for thanks for answering or asking those questions. And thanks to Jake for answering them. Yes. Thank you. Opening things solved by Michael Cortez, closing one by John Matland, another oldie but hopefully newbie to us if you have any questions or theme song submissions. Whether you write theme or song in the body of the email, I can now find them. them. The email address for everything is if I were you [email protected], we're running low on questions and theme email address for everything is if I were you show at gmail dot com, We're running low on questions and theme songs. So now is your best opportunity for you to send them in and for us to read them and play them. Oh, yeah. yeah. And we're, we're going to be in New York this weekend, Friday, October 22nd at the Gramercy theater had gun podcast live and NAD pod we're gonna be in New York this weekend. Friday, October twenty second at the Gramercy Theatre, Headgum podcast live, and Nad pod live, and then Saturday is Doboys or no high end mighty power hour into the doughoys. They're doing it at a power hour and then they're doing their podcast. They cannot wait for that show. I'm so excited I have that night off because I just wanna sit there and watch Gabriel get fucking drunk. And then all of them do a a podcast. What's the what's the restaurant that they own Nathans? Is that what they're gonna review after? God. Yeah. So funny. They're gonna die. So come watch grown men die. And come watch grown men cry. I'm gonna try to do a nice tiered joker during the Headgum podcast. That'll be fun. Mhmm. And we'll be back. Of course, next week. 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