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i'd i'd really wouldn't wanna blow

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up any ones but understand

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but they're very famous sunday games

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you are show only sit down

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blink one eighty two is here everybody i

7:18

had a dream about seeing a bunch of my

7:20

friends having an orgy that's

7:23

right hands

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nelson's hotter than fantasizing about your

7:28

friends fucking in

7:30

the middle of a dungeons and dragons game

7:35

my shit having also

7:37

nothing's hotter than that i

7:39

also distinctly remember watching the whole

7:41

ordeal on my best friends and appstore

7:45

and that i was jerking into the video and

7:48

crying

7:51

the tsar i realized and while it may

7:53

be telling have some deeper issues

7:56

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7:59

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8:05

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breaks and i god were ten minutes

8:14

ten and that's

8:16

why i'm coming to you all for l o

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for get better we got better yeah i've

8:21

been haunted by the images from this dream

8:24

for days now and it's seriously affecting

8:26

me i've been avoiding these friends for

8:28

the past week and last night i went out to dinner

8:30

her ah the place we always

8:32

go to together and i got incredibly nasas

8:34

as soon as nasas sat down as

8:37

i ended up know and so

8:39

ended up driving know that restaurants

8:42

oil up for

8:44

ten minutes before leaving

8:47

sort of psychosomatic response

8:50

to this is the most fucked up version

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of fumo as i never i

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have former and grt assists

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what do i do i'm only eighteen

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the horny a stage so

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dragging myself into and amnesic

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stupor is out of a question do

9:11

a talked to my friends or therapist

9:13

and if so how does them to i bring up a factory

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without giving everyone a without

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giving everyone grt a he actually most of

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the data same idea thanks

9:22

in advance for your help grandest

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9:50

one isn't it i don't remember

9:54

either way so he

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off to snap chat story his

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dream where you can just do anything

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fly honorable

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yeah others cry

10:12

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10:14

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and he woke up still affected by the dream and has

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you know some sort of visceral reaction every time he's

10:32

just and near a restaurant that used to frequent

10:34

yeah i totally that he has to do

10:37

something about it i'd simply wouldn't

10:39

be talking to them right coming

10:41

clean about this kind of thing doesn't solve

10:43

it it makes it makes everyone

10:46

think about the dream yeah and then everyone's

10:48

dry directed or something like i had

10:50

this crazy dream d i wanna

10:52

hear it i go to hell

10:55

was , make it it

10:57

than more way

11:00

more you're getting blown

11:02

by several oh my god

11:04

what were you what it the whole thing he does

11:08

and i was crying it

11:12

was so beautiful yeah

11:15

, could dream about one up put yourself in

11:17

the orgy that's another thing that he's talk

11:19

to lucid dreaming him his yeah

11:21

if he could lucid dream it's just him

11:23

watching porn which is he could do anyway

11:26

sounds like it's a waste of our that's

11:28

an interesting notion that you have to have

11:31

as you have to have a sexual experience

11:33

that a races this one one

11:35

kind of say that at all at that's

11:40

actually really interesting he said a

11:42

series of mail that are on my cell

11:45

ah yeah

11:47

is you can

11:49

do something that kind of like

11:51

out shines the crying

11:54

snap story of at all okay

11:57

okay are you thinking what i'm thinking

12:00

role for initiative that's

12:04

, good i think i don't fully understand

12:07

what that means but you

12:09

have you and d a slash orgies style

12:11

podcast on thing ever i

12:14

have a d and depardieu as if i really like

12:16

an orgy be in the meats as

12:18

an amd has anything ever the

12:20

evolved or honestly even some

12:22

sort of bought an alien adventure

12:25

run sleeping with caldwell ah

12:29

i'm no interesting

12:31

but have you ever dreamt about that and

12:34

masturbated to your phone while weeping

12:36

know well weeping my dream in was seeing

12:38

it on and instagram stored at different totally

12:40

at the apps added it disappears

12:43

instagram story is more that's normal foam

12:45

it's more permanent yeah exactly right

12:47

so you wouldn't tell your friends if your either

12:49

sex dream about them not unless you actively

12:52

want to fuck them the adding that

12:54

the only reason that you would tell someone about

12:56

the sex stream i would like sort of puts it

12:58

in a dozen clear the air now

13:00

yeah it makes the air musty city

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has dusts

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it's almost like a sticky we

13:09

got it it

13:12

humid and here is all are you on

13:14

that i think i am warm yes are

13:17

you guys are we're

13:20

we're cove it's not a new the has it's

13:23

a hot scenario though to is sedona

13:25

of i have covered or if it's hot in here

13:27

or on just turned on by the idea

13:30

of someone jerking off while they're watching their

13:32

friends thought it was the cookies you've got

13:34

a positive on your rapids yeah

13:37

that's definitely not to lie is sf

13:39

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should eat off to a priority said

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i've been grew as good or better

13:52

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13:54

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13:56

i guess history

13:58

yeah i'm actually i'm going into see that this

14:00

is like in line with sex

14:03

dreams my first extreme the as modify share

14:05

my first extreme the

14:08

all your know so now

14:10

in unison the addresses this was

14:13

the first time i ever a jacket is v

14:15

and nocturnal and mission okay

14:19

good man

14:23

i matter most about podcasts and just

14:25

how intimate is area visually

14:27

wider delicate about tom there's still people

14:29

listening i was in a pool

14:32

with ah sacking telly

14:34

from say by the bell really

14:37

, yeah malibu sans

14:39

bayside where are we talking

14:41

it was at my local pool club interesting

14:44

yes it was at the high lame club

14:47

and i her and i was sort

14:49

of like looking between that and kelly

14:51

mark por dos layer after

14:54

layer of the reds cause metics us alone

14:58

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15:01

amber theory honoria

15:03

of and tesla had and honoria was like this

15:06

you can make was choice like either get to like

15:08

have sex with mark balls cause we're

15:10

here for tiffany

15:12

amber t song yeah and

15:15

tiffany chose tiffany amber thiessen

15:17

but i we didn't actually have sex i sort of

15:19

does hummed the with

15:21

foods yet which

15:25

was something does was doing at the club anyway

15:28

you woke up sort of fucking a car

15:31

club had slept ireland we've

15:33

been alive and us as for

15:36

gas taxes as alive put our about was

15:38

my name my psyche

15:40

rather than having sex with telly capacity

15:43

went into than pool and fuck the jet mere

15:45

her as capacity now as as hot

15:47

and it costs so what i'm saying

15:49

is that i think this as normal sex dream

15:51

he can't control what you're dreaming and i don't think dreaming his

15:54

doctor or therapist but i could

15:56

be wrong so round of applause if i'm right

16:01

they would have lasted anything yes

16:04

and i won't take another think

16:07

that's every species ss those

16:09

are the only options would you

16:11

say nocturnal and mission accomplished and

16:14

, let's do lunch the next question

16:17

but first i want to hear

16:19

about first time united in your

16:21

your i also remember it was a

16:24

an actor for much tv show called

16:26

head of the class ah forget

16:28

her name denise i think ah

16:31

and other know now another

16:33

even section b i also wanna say

16:35

was in your bed or send or ah

16:39

but i remember thinking that i'd urinated myself

16:42

my test my hands space because it was

16:44

because much fat

16:47

viscous that

16:50

, in my room to school that say and

16:55

we like a fruit punch mass

16:58

guys just fucking yeah

17:00

i was that read do absolutely

17:03

mom open the door was like a serial

17:05

commercial

17:10

lapierre would

17:13

agree with me that

17:16

of that lot i

17:21

would agree i would agree yeah i

17:24

, a that was my first i did

17:26

that before doing it myself my

17:28

before masturbating let this fucking

17:30

gimme gimme access to this guy's libido

17:32

is not going to fucking job you ever gone to

17:34

that is is if if

17:36

if if if if if if it's it's it's it's it's

17:39

hands freeze is able to the rest with

17:41

mario now make up some at

17:43

night when he that thinking now

17:46

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17:49

present myself oh great we

17:51

wasted it in a bid me because of years

17:54

before you realize masturbate unless us

17:57

marla cel ah

17:59

ok next question i think i

18:01

think we all agreed you shouldn't i do

18:03

about this ever again ah

18:07

oh this guy's in the navy oh

18:12

nice general cleanliness that my eyes

18:14

as my in an intellectual property

18:18

you're doing nothing with some

18:20

, from it i swear general

18:24

license to a tv show in china

18:26

to assess general

18:28

cleanliness right here's my dilemma

18:31

i'm currently in the navy and serving on

18:33

and destroyer in virginia like

18:35

in battleship that destroyers

18:38

the one that's only to virginia that's the best

18:40

place you can be on a ship that's really

18:42

cool real far from the action yeah

18:45

, ever attack maryland i guess he's

18:47

just right there there

18:50

guys gonna kick my ass him is

18:52

a cat that joke that ah

18:54

in the navy we have this thing called duty

18:57

he's as dumbing it down for us yeah for

18:59

know which for

19:01

my ship means that about once a week

19:03

me in the other people in my duty sex

19:06

and are stuck on the ship for at least twenty four hours

19:08

and piece of fires and for security reasons

19:11

that includes some watch your to your watch

19:13

in virginia i , the zip

19:15

file for

19:18

a really good my as for is one of our of

19:21

us were in this together now that

19:23

includes some watches where we get fully armed

19:26

with guns and bulletproof vests and said

19:28

wow seems excessive we're gonna have

19:31

gonna little over a month ago this girl in my

19:33

duty section who have been half heartedly

19:35

flirting with pulled me aside and

19:37

ask me to help her with something

19:39

wow

19:41

thank you know another extreme

19:43

i had idea of us would

19:45

love to watch the sun snap paul

19:48

, eyes out out fuckin

19:50

admiral fuckin ,

19:53

i was going to be something work

19:55

will i thought it was gonna be something work related but she led

19:57

me to the small office in the back of

19:59

the shit that her division owns

20:01

and asked me to give for a massage

20:05

my he

20:08

said that invests were fucking up

20:10

for back you know that's

20:12

really needed some relief off

20:14

really nice surface

20:16

so far this far this porn it's

20:20

not sure why but i gave her a massage

20:22

and we started talking he opened

20:24

up about her license maneuver

20:28

was one

20:30

, what i did it aside from see

20:34

now i know are fucking aspiration sort

20:38

of however became a regular thing we're at now

20:40

every duty day once every one

20:43

is not want to ruin not on duty

20:45

leaves you'll ask me for a massage

20:47

and will parker ,

20:49

to music or watch shows on her phone

20:51

sorry they're supposed to be guarding the said said

20:57

bulletproof vest guess there's

20:59

a fire etti where were you watch the watch

21:02

at all office lumbar you're

21:07

done roger ah

21:09

and season started leaning

21:11

back during the massages and laying

21:13

on my chest or hugging

21:15

my arm while we watch shows

21:18

up till now where we kind of just full

21:20

blown cuddle at work yesterday's

21:22

even fell asleep with her at on my lap

21:25

while you're supposed to be guarding the us

21:28

, let's get this guy dishonorably so

21:32

i have through your honor i

21:34

have his email address we

21:38

were attacked that there isn't

21:41

, general twenty what are you doing i'm in

21:44

in my being arrested for this the

21:47

problem is this it's weird right

21:49

like casual cuddling is that even a thing

21:51

my reasoning right now that i'm fine with casual

21:53

sex and this isn't that different but

21:55

this feels like a sure fire way for someone

21:57

gets feelings plus that

22:00

the jews actively going on dates and shit

22:02

with guys makes this seem even weirder

22:04

for me she's

22:07

not in anything serious by any means

22:09

but it still feels wrong and we don't really talk

22:11

outside the ship and ship don't really know if

22:13

we should since again i'm not

22:16

at all looking for relationship so any

22:18

advice would be greatly appreciated thanks all general

22:20

cleanliness congratulations think mine

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there it is perfect sounds like a plan check

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them out better help think you'd better help

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the kids weird at see you

25:34

know i ,

25:36

one call for a military tribunals

25:39

flights yeah there's no

25:41

way i i

25:43

you would do that i think so i think

25:45

we have to convene to

25:48

about the military tribunals you're

25:50

gonna new name is so

25:52

true ultimately executed ah

25:54

and you got this guy dishonorably discharged

25:56

from serving for of what huddling

25:59

what one while they watch the office

26:01

instead of being on getting voluntarily

26:04

cocked on this service

26:08

you study

26:10

, civil

26:13

court room is out of order

26:21

there in love well obviously

26:23

now you don't cuddle with just as

26:25

any friend that that means

26:27

something is lesley that falling asleep on the

26:29

liar that's comfort or that account

26:32

every other guys and the massage

26:34

messiahs you can't massage

26:36

and not you know something their eyes and decide

26:38

if ah song love yeah lovaas exactly

26:41

right ah , think

26:43

i don't know why he's denying feelings maybe is afraid

26:45

of getting her unfortunately half

26:47

heartedly flirting flirting actually

26:49

for he talked to be about her life and shit out

26:51

of her high as you pointed out okay out

26:56

had you're sincere ah

26:58

to sits on fire but i heard of it

27:00

heard water itself

27:02

out oh my

27:04

god

27:10

your man frame and

27:12

we we would have introduce you

27:15

wow was all

27:18

those who moves flopping on

27:20

seasons at sears has

27:22

something to say about the sweetness did

27:24

it all through the chair know

27:27

through stays man is it was like smoker do

27:29

too my gf again

27:31

thematically advice earlier so i

27:33

didn't know if it was me or just as sort of

27:36

as the status quo for the theater here

27:38

not if it's real in also

27:40

like joke with scillas but rabbit said those

27:42

states to

27:45

don't have any i that is man is say

27:47

no i kick ah

27:49

air canada's trays don't know

27:53

, life

27:55

wrong and you're gonna throw

27:57

baby our plane the blades you know the

27:59

where'd you get off the airplane as you

28:02

as a little practice

28:04

at home is not something to fall for my duties

28:07

it took us a while to get off the plane and then there was there

28:09

was line that we force and we didn't have to

28:11

stay and maybe you'd have to stay in that long long

28:13

what is it would lower corner you can add

28:16

to connect to different flights below and would

28:18

seem like a four and a half mile with time where he was

28:20

your flight supposed to live oh

28:23

three forty five okay that's

28:25

not has got here negate i'm

28:28

, a suit wearing a long same here this

28:30

is no comedy channel channel

28:33

that's a that's at sister traveled

28:35

to this traveled a nice

28:38

is because i was wrapping before communism

28:40

live a more rapid rate of really cool

28:42

desert climate ceo so

28:44

that kind of like a like there like almost

28:46

casino almost

28:49

basement your

28:51

back series came straight from the airport you

28:54

it is it would as away mean away car

28:56

to get my bags yeah the list to get

28:58

right in the could give the metering i'll be on

29:00

stage where madame he looks like and alex

29:02

though and or know how does that

29:05

oh that the my my is is

29:07

it only one is it tim horton not

29:09

not seem more name as a place

29:12

for ice i thought times were tough

29:14

or timmy host or have you heard but this guy was

29:16

giving someone a massage on a naval ship ha

29:21

i , think he does never give

29:23

someone a massage and you're just friends or it's always

29:25

a little bit extra oh have ever given

29:27

a massage to a friend on a naval ship

29:29

food as of a naval service could be a different

29:31

gonna see as a god god

29:34

in this is a friend i'm not fucking yeah

29:36

i'm not fucking not a casual

29:38

friend was so has will massage and

29:41

sees dating somebody else or other people

29:43

multiple other now

29:48

i'd censor agree yeah i

29:51

sunderland that's the advice guess

29:53

is it's that's the it's a sound and a word

29:55

or saw no i'm so so you on

29:57

a naval ships visited me this is yeah

30:00

i honestly think of the j i

30:02

, do do read

30:04

like you're fucking in fucking you're

30:07

running a really it was really

30:09

massage and i meant

30:12

nothing to me bullet proof vest

30:14

on duties last deck massages

30:17

yeah hanging out he doesn't want

30:19

to catch feals i fear he already did

30:21

catch you olds he doesn't want

30:23

to catch feals feelings

30:25

yeah oh the the showed a bomb

30:27

gonna do it yeah i think i think he's

30:30

he's sort of treading lightly afraid that he'll fall

30:32

in love with his lady that she's going to fall in love

30:34

as crazy because anybody of massage

30:37

already knew i felt something for that's

30:39

right it's not like i was like ooh i don't like you at

30:41

oh let me just rub your shoulders real good yeah

30:44

i target oh i do like you

30:46

know let's see where this goes know hope know where

30:48

romantic right romantic love

30:50

with my palms baby i love with my

30:53

partner stoop your guys ever get you

30:55

guys ever get professional massage and all

30:57

the time really only the look

30:59

good are you have only gotten one the only done one

31:01

messiah and i don't know hub side professional

31:04

and was naval

31:06

, on this guy

31:11

doesn't have a bigger on dec and

31:15

i'm not gonna buy a book about the question

31:17

is this your the truth is you can't handle

31:19

the truth or your massages your promises

31:22

than if you've got multiple may a normal

31:24

is traveling in torrance isn't as whites

31:27

no not have been torn for forty years

31:29

and amish is made money for

31:31

three at on this sub

31:34

, treat myself like i did nicer hotels

31:36

as nice as mum sit hurts

31:38

me and are as good a like

31:40

i like to give you another one

31:42

here oh and

31:45

i can do it we just go to my my base

31:47

yeah i always have okay romantic

31:50

, have a base you live nearby

31:56

or i this guy's into deep less as of the

31:59

next person the question and

32:01

it's actually kind of tangentially

32:03

related i think this is from a lady the

32:07

those items from another dude korea we need to give

32:09

this due to fake name basically to

32:11

stick at any name really to be any name

32:13

that we can call this guy com you don't wanna blow up a spot

32:16

okay p man that's really

32:18

good at , as in

32:20

peace black eyed peas not p

32:22

as in europe ah okay so

32:24

get your mind out of the gutters yeah man

32:27

man other grow disgusting and

32:30

away pp man right yes

32:35

in prison for pp

32:42

ppb

32:43

i've heard in

32:46

one

32:47

can we say or credits wouldn't say or on snl

32:49

or anything that not up up

32:55

oh no also and lonely and horny utterances

32:58

i am

33:01

god gave me my first and

33:04

, had to be unsafe button and or one broke

33:06

mom i thought we were although that

33:09

i didn't lorne saw that was like holy said

33:11

who's that guy year though by you'll get the lonely

33:13

only do yes i think

33:15

i play with the as five years after being in

33:18

a probably because it's a long process

33:20

we also want to me the grove know emotionally

33:22

oh smart yeah yeah

33:25

why i'll never be never are

33:27

i pp man rights my problem is understandable

33:30

to be sore but causes me

33:32

off and on passionate

33:34

love slash heart wrenching pain so

33:36

i love for you guys the you in negative

33:39

side you start this off

33:43

and on heart wrenching page now

33:45

about on heart ago my girlfriend of almost four

33:47

years and i broke up with gay rights

33:50

in a very peculiar way and i can't dramatically

33:52

pull my finger right like he's inside of a sitcom

33:56

stuck forever it was mutual

33:59

blah mutual blah it doesn't matter

34:01

we still lived together terrible but not the

34:03

issue is a blah blah still

34:06

say is lots of law we

34:08

lived together it's terrible but that's not

34:10

the is that's not what he's riding he's riding

34:13

that his room scenario is not

34:15

what he's writing oh okay then i debated

34:17

the mere more often than not

34:19

my concern is with a petite little

34:22

vixen that i gave my heart

34:24

in a gift wrapped box i'm

34:27

i i'm , glad as woman left

34:29

is my associate would get murders murders

34:32

is still my they go with him all like

34:34

will never put a one of vixen say

34:38

hey ma fixes i'm with

34:40

you my heart and of box

34:43

and i needed that box

34:45

work from home and this girl work my coworker

34:48

all the way on the east coast i'm

34:50

in the mid west side of the sky go see

34:53

what started out as started friendly

34:55

messaging quickly went from

34:57

a virtual a happy hour getting

34:59

to know each other and finally

35:01

last night getting drunk on face

35:03

time naked and anything but

35:05

afraid cause

35:12

the slow this may well my heart

35:15

ah hey i tell stories on

35:18

awaken own face some nigger you and you're by

35:21

yourself in brave was

35:23

at school for it is living with him was kind of

35:26

that living with his axis kind

35:28

of with baller move she's just in the background

35:30

the interview your own sky baller

35:32

our hero the was naked see would not be

35:34

wrong paisa thrive sky virgil

35:39

background either for isn't to

35:43

, off of glow glow

35:46

we will see you saw

35:48

that if it is read this may ah

35:51

honestly i was going to be a pimp and just use

35:53

her for attention oh

35:57

and i'm super sensitive

35:59

for that shit

36:00

and i care about

36:02

her deeply by now also

36:06

see as see as term navy hero

36:08

boyfriend though

36:14

some , first reason was because he

36:16

was gonna be of help help

36:19

in narnia in not

36:22

the boyfriend not the naval boyfriend

36:24

you are massage and on the sides agree

36:27

with that guy is a guy thing

36:29

but guy not cause of

36:31

bonanza the guy i massaged

36:33

the the both what

36:36

do i do said i cut this cheating

36:38

see which out of my life so

36:41

life just say screw it and get and plane ticket

36:43

for a weekend fuck best

36:45

it it possible to ride the line and get

36:48

not get anymore judge but still have fun with

36:50

is sexy secrets i'm clueless

36:52

and a big fan of you guys thanks a bunch love

36:55

man finance given up appear

37:03

maybe manga morning mais with

37:05

his girl m p diddy has for himself

37:09

he had a drunken naked

37:11

face time over zoom with

37:14

a coworker that he's never met ever met or

37:16

yeah yeah he lives with his girlfriend ex

37:18

girlfriend they do i am ex girlfriend

37:21

and she has a boyfriend in the navy

37:23

who i think has to do weekly little trips

37:26

flash tris read my blog

37:28

out i'll yeah yeah sort

37:30

of we begin all together into one megastore even

37:32

though my not be i'm just gonna figure out how

37:34

this is an elegant harass

37:36

yeah i'm

37:39

our that elegance

37:40

that by the way he's of his

37:42

time britain the shrine is that these trying

37:45

to be evidence yeah yeah it's pro the

37:47

for sure his young son and that you

37:49

says that he's a sensitive guy so he doesn't

37:51

wanna do with my possible no

37:54

please no plan and to do with a troll

37:56

dismiss us i like his

37:59

multiple choices all bad moon

38:01

bay or admit he ended with three options

38:03

yeah one of them is a

38:06

, fox as we can fuck failure

38:08

when i remember where were the other two he other one

38:10

was i continue

38:14

to ride the waves yeah

38:16

with , thick as the same offset

38:18

us what it said

38:20

excited over thirty one was walk into the sea

38:24

i'd watch the races that about

38:26

what about the navy rescued him

38:29

ss and the been have the been to

38:31

heart either another boy for us to give a mouth

38:33

to mouth and something hi i'm

38:35

not going to make you situation i'm afraid

38:37

that this whole relationship is fraught i mean

38:39

it's a coworker eleven when the next

38:42

there was a boy year he should go

38:44

outside meet people's eyes yeah

38:47

, imagine the whole long distance thing i'm not a fan

38:49

of yeah that's this is the fourth

38:51

most annoying thing the reason that is not going to

38:53

work out between the door he could lie

38:56

there and have a real conversation

38:58

and there and leave it where it is interesting

39:01

very interested is if he's a pig out

39:04

that ah i wanted

39:06

to be a pimp and use her for attention

39:08

on but damn this heart

39:12

i know templates families nigga yeah

39:16

you're talking about but how are their hearts

39:18

golden golden hearts of gold hims

39:21

too sensitive yeah i'm

39:25

i'm sorry i think this guy she just sort of

39:27

is a move out that's

39:29

for sure you don't wanna live with an axe ever broken up with

39:31

someone that you live within then they just carries

39:33

on like that know that question would

39:35

involve my life be way better it's

39:37

too soon and

39:40

live with people are just

39:42

crashed on couches icy and

39:44

will you do that you know have real rights

39:46

in the house die with

39:48

, leave quickly ever been a girl home

39:51

where you live on the couch or

39:54

not the room for that one either now

39:56

we just as was watching was movie let us

39:58

take it to the bedroom we

40:03

already this sort of bootstrap is

40:07

this , says like but what is it can

40:09

be as we were

40:12

barcalounger as though that was

40:15

the first every sphere

40:17

that have no they just kind of wobbles olivia

40:21

other , the on air canada the business

40:23

business filters know there's no see i just do

40:25

that would allow parted ways that ways of

40:29

your pantomime of for ah

40:32

or i here's another question on this

40:34

guy seems to be in a marriage

40:36

that well you'll

40:38

see that's

40:41

, that teaser cliffhanger

40:43

over a keeps the people interested so they want

40:45

to hear about the quest this crazy ah

40:47

it's like watching a movie and seen the trailer ready to start

40:51

start rectors commentary during the show

40:54

ah zoo in the hat one

40:57

you give this guy seizes guy get

41:00

outta here but

41:03

as he leaves give us the name

41:05

a gift that we can use while you're gone

41:09

yeah

41:10

gen

41:12

gerald but it's with the teams that have a d

41:14

at the girl earlier

41:17

like the witcher thirty

41:20

zero with a softer

41:22

g you do have

41:24

to leave a

41:27

, named makes me feel like i misspelled

41:29

that every time as

41:32

unfortunately our job i

41:36

usually don't ask for advice because i can handle

41:38

my own sticky situation wow

41:41

yeah i generally lead a drama

41:43

assay to suck a free life

41:46

really say suffer with the a it's

41:49

within a ah see i

41:53

, going to situations sequence

41:55

a gander going to be soccer field i

41:57

bad having

41:59

said that

41:59

minutes to get situation that requires your advice

42:02

i'm in my late twenties and i've been married for half

42:04

a decade new low she's

42:06

my high school sweetheart

42:08

with yes that's right oh my

42:10

god is rights law we've gone through

42:12

some rough waters lately and we haven't

42:14

spoken face to face in a week do

42:16

it now do they live on a boat there

42:20

is a lot of guys in the navy the mentions the later

42:23

ah

42:24

it's mainly my fault the

42:26

feel that i don't give her attention i

42:29

will admit i come home sometimes lead

42:31

after drinking with buddies

42:33

i would invite her but she's a buzz killington

42:35

like she's

42:37

, buzz kill buzz killington

42:39

muggy it's sort of sober buzz killington

42:42

a d s

42:45

you know this guy's hilarious as

42:48

as can be very well as seasons as

42:50

things that make my friends look at each other

42:52

awkwardly gonna like wheezes did

42:54

with bacillus with

42:58

except i looked at ya and in the black community

43:00

the as ah

43:03

is is since he has a few friends who seek go

43:05

out with sometimes he tags along the

43:07

current week of silence started with her

43:09

not coming home at all for three days oh

43:12

i think she was house sitting for her parents but

43:14

i don't even know for sure i

43:17

texted her asking she was okay but

43:19

i only got a short answer yeah you

43:23

i think this is drama filled yeah

43:25

man it seems like drama to the gills

43:27

she's home now but there's an awkward silence

43:30

of course thankfully we have

43:32

different work schedules and i sleep

43:34

while she's at work thankfully

43:38

thankfully , haven't been able to talk or

43:41

or don't think i wanna have kids with someone

43:43

that will just ignore problems and

43:45

let them build up he just shot that kids

43:48

yeah

43:50

because that he was talking about themselves i

43:53

don't give her any grief when she comes home

43:55

late although it's less frequent

43:57

the thing over

43:59

that would you with you were i love

44:02

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44:04

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45:34

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45:40

seems like sees given this nigga several

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she's not going on for three days at a time with esrb

45:47

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45:57

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45:59

the he should chill out santa

46:02

has hug her this might be that's

46:05

, really good advice because you'd be like oh

46:07

oh my god what's going on his ab

46:09

like attention in on i i went

46:11

of this is a problem with the marrying

46:13

your high school sweetheart at age twenty three

46:15

and then realize at age twenty nine

46:18

that that might not have been the that the ideal

46:20

my parents were high school sweethearts they have

46:23

i been my dad really married up yeah

46:25

so so

46:27

, yeah no are my mom's

46:30

like way hotter than my dad air cooler

46:32

than him or interesting tells

46:34

his and tells yeah for sure

46:37

city have like a glow up since where it's

46:39

like now he's our had a

46:41

glued down oh

46:44

didn't my dad would

46:46

usually workers were in high school and they were

46:48

starting in high school he was a troll

46:51

unease and speak so much as a

46:53

treasure trove yeah

46:55

yeah good overall on a

46:57

smaller bejeweled

46:59

for sure yeah

47:02

, are now but ultimately

47:04

still a bad guy was he was gored

47:06

now is athena is what i were dating

47:09

dating a pumped into a legroom he was a brazil

47:12

not now if enough if one

47:15

on and by that is one all of

47:18

the and your mom most

47:22

a dime scenes

47:25

nice you think so

47:27

hot and the says ten

47:30

, a perfect sense curse

47:32

of he met takes parents are forgot the

47:35

law may have i'm really looking forward when your

47:37

mom so

47:42

i'd rather whether mommy rather half

47:44

us

47:45

the germany high schools we are that your school that

47:47

just end up getting married at age twenty and you're like

47:49

whoa we're still in college and now there's

47:51

together now our this our

47:54

the season ah i was a

47:56

fill rap

47:57

the in high schools

47:59

that's not like

48:01

your vibe the a that doesn't like bring

48:03

in the women in onset yeah

48:05

specifically also got him for

48:08

life do remember any dessert that with your

48:10

memory of your lyrics from high school media

48:13

lot of homes and none of them

48:15

at them same can i hear one

48:18

are you

48:20

will perform for

48:22

, in

48:25

islamized long or

48:27

wrap our i remember what our

48:30

i had just had to remember this for something

48:32

else but ah something get the first

48:34

line of my senior odor at like what this this this

48:37

rabbit rona ten years or allow

48:40

it goes i love you you love

48:42

me i kill body would am sixty

48:45

rak fat cat cat and clean all robots

48:47

that was our

48:51

various out either him or barney

48:53

me various feel like the as famous

48:55

rap song would sample barney in two

48:57

thousand and two or how know how they haven't done now

49:00

it's missing the perp where i

49:04

actually due to high school wrapping as well

49:07

i never the for your jewish municipal

49:11

digital with high school and as well

49:13

as into municipal high school rap but i remember

49:15

when into was in elementary school i think

49:17

idol the store and the so ones where i might

49:21

idol was like eight in my oldest brother was sixteen

49:23

and had friends over at my parents'

49:25

house while they're away and i'm like

49:27

upstairs playing whatever the

49:30

reminder three i'm like i just came up with a wraps

49:34

i have to go down there and

49:36

get a glass of water and just fucking

49:38

say this line the

49:41

bible really strong inclination

49:43

that a sixteen year old girl would be like whoa

49:47

who , this awesome iraq

49:51

iraq the line i don't know the full line

49:53

but the rhyming part was

49:56

my dad's an ob july and as the backstory

49:59

the line backstory

49:59

my head of an eight year old is my dad's

50:02

a guy know you're a rhino which

50:06

, it an insult at the time time

50:08

since i'm like holy

50:11

shit i'm like came up with that reimer

50:13

a and an insult

50:15

the onto my downstairs they're all you know

50:17

drinking beer doing court teenagers

50:19

stuff and i'm just like a years old like and as a

50:21

guy know your i know

50:23

this

50:26

looking around i

50:29

, ahead that night chris

50:31

has everything

50:36

except for the a blow job part was part

50:39

that moves the lord as i am as

50:42

i that person registered that

50:45

i did to now may have been a kid

50:47

is gonna perform for girls was like

50:49

in a nerve wracking i did it i

50:51

did it before i didn't write any rare or me i did

50:53

read several bros before it went well of

50:57

but , tried to seeing seven campbell's can

50:59

i thought you to have to go to came over

51:01

my house and wow that i had a crush

51:03

on and will plant mario

51:07

mario m m and i was like

51:09

and i guess i'm the so you she's like okay

51:12

never bro

51:13

the gravel road ah

51:15

, i just dread over the banana peels though

51:17

and i was like have you have you heard having campbell's

51:20

can i do as you like yeah

51:23

yeah as like have you heard like this

51:25

it's an hour plus

51:27

it's an it's plus really didn't work better with it

51:29

of course saw was his life

51:33

like day i did a study play him is

51:35

so when it zoo and i'm just doing moves

51:37

yeah how old are you oh man

51:40

smooth nine or

51:43

, now if design

51:45

or levy wanted us to that we not ten

51:48

deafening that's an hour now that

51:50

i'm happened here was happened here with at

51:52

it was deathly eleven because our fucking girls

51:54

it until tesla other say oh hey

51:56

if the into ten into eleven on my allies

51:58

vs so

52:01

i finish up and form an issue like

52:04

the you want to come play now so

52:08

, could as battle mode and and

52:10

down to one balloon and i took the blazer off

52:13

ahead off the

52:16

set their the it i didn't follow

52:18

up nigga ones move up levy the

52:21

other you are parts of the gear like parts is

52:23

he's my son

52:25

of on well pop tarts idiots

52:28

ah okay i

52:31

we lost their enemies a divorce

52:33

yeah

52:37

yeah the

52:40

it's almost half and is it as a top

52:42

of

52:43

yeah i think he's the bad guy i think

52:45

he is the bro he is a problem for zoo

52:47

and cease probably seen are written valley

52:50

i think he's already gotten a divorce by the time this email

52:52

came and he had sentences like it's

52:54

over be three days to god for

52:56

three days are you okay i'm amazing

52:59

never , you or

53:02

he could probably just take her on a like the like

53:04

a nice little trip when they have our hearts see where

53:06

they are as people can meet in have evolved

53:08

maybe five or six times since high school school

53:11

you know i'm saying like saying decision

53:14

but he won't do that no god no

53:16

a trip with a performance where she

53:18

divorces him a school yeah

53:21

would be perfect ideal but yeah

53:23

any separation will do at will point are

53:26

we got one last question about broadway

53:28

drama odds yep

53:30

broadway drama fraud

53:32

and way drama

53:34

take what about you you have

53:36

a broadway seemed name for this guy

53:39

yeah yeah

53:42

do little orson fuck it and he

53:45

he , that i could think of a broadway show now

53:48

i ride ride i also love

53:50

as another yeah

53:52

little orphan annie who's a guy writes

53:55

five day when i was

53:58

that's good daddy were bucks on facing

53:59

personal dilemma that i think both of you might be able

54:02

to provide some help with my girlfriend and i live

54:04

in new york

54:05

if about feel years that we neither one of his

54:07

about broadway i play guitar

54:10

is for a couple shows on broadway and she's an

54:12

actress she's an absolute die in peace

54:15

oh yeah well he way oh is

54:17

the right in this from the nineties yeah i'm

54:21

, as an old email but not nineties old

54:23

season absolute time so i fell

54:25

in love with with my heart

54:27

and want to marry some day here

54:29

is where the problem begins as

54:31

very talented and beautiful actresses often

54:34

do she has cast and rules where she

54:36

has to kiss another man on stage

54:38

during the show so show this

54:41

is obviously just part of the job and

54:43

because i also work in theater i can wrap

54:45

my head around it more than someone who doesn't have

54:48

the issue have me the

54:53

issue for me in a past

54:55

serious relationship i was cheated on

54:57

multiple times gas slid and

54:59

ultimately gas hurt you are

55:02

within a the ah

55:04

in the navy because of this

55:07

i can't help but get scared i'm

55:09

going to be cheated on every single time

55:11

cst to someone new no matter

55:13

how much i trust her she knows

55:15

of my history and knows what i truly

55:17

believe she's doing nothing wrong by

55:19

this by being does being part of her

55:21

job how do i not let fear

55:24

get in the waive being hurt again while she

55:26

is kissing all actors onstage each and

55:28

every night your with the thing

55:30

and you can provide would be great thank you so

55:32

much slower of first volume or bucks

55:34

first about that it works

55:39

just like american airlines they could check your bag

55:41

it's don't i do don't bring

55:43

your baggage into a new situation dye

55:46

eggs she was she was an was o

55:49

sea acted like acted mass oversee

55:51

is he didn't your current now know why

55:53

coworker your time

55:55

acting nigger so know

55:57

the difference the end of use

55:59

you're on stage and screen at the zoo or

56:02

and anything their chemistry wiser

56:04

doesn't mean i'm is it depends on who you talk about

56:06

right now i mean that the there's this chemistry

56:09

and seat but like

56:10

go into like years later i'm up

56:12

for email me yeah i mean

56:14

i don't do it can

56:17

you have even seen history that history that

56:19

has been of right ah brad pitt

56:21

usually usually it but it's also don't run

56:23

off the boomers you like

56:26

the problem of the fuck of in a room in orange

56:28

there is about the kiss and so is that

56:30

the reversal allies about the after

56:32

know anything about the body gets used happily

56:34

give a fuck that guy and everybody

56:37

the stage manager a

56:39

couple anyone but you is what i'm says

56:42

he's in a guitar in a pit off the side

56:44

off the stay out what are you fucking

56:46

writhing me or you

56:49

know mile road our

56:53

vision nothing nothing

56:58

oh wow that was awesome

57:01

i never thought you'd be that julia was

57:03

hotter kissing broadway style

57:06

but like four hundred times and a year

57:08

we're doing like one sex scene in a movie

57:10

what's more dangerous to fall in love

57:12

with someone because broderick is is a very

57:14

like superficial but you're right you're how do a

57:16

every single and i'll it's i think filming

57:19

sums more intimate because you have to like literally

57:21

it is a day of mine year ma'am up

57:24

my macbook bookmark must see wasn't a bag

57:26

via the is a same sex scene is

57:28

is this bag over monsieur know like

57:31

in other okay air was

57:34

, my answer me dog from a bunch of people

57:36

who came as a citizen of do picking his

57:38

nose nose not that's

57:42

how that's going around you like know and i was

57:44

this

57:45

the law progress either

57:48

get naked and lonely horny but it wasn't for wasn't sexy

57:51

news for every are for viewers rotate

57:53

on his last line yeah was fucking yeah flashlight

57:56

so did feel less hot because i was sort of

57:58

being and bears you able he knew

57:59

that day they gave a mere what was called

58:02

the modesty sox cock saw

58:04

which is just kind of putting your nothing

58:06

to little like easter egg we ever

58:08

have saskia it's the equivalent of wearing

58:10

a condom it's almost worse than

58:13

being make you know they were out most of

58:15

the guess my balls were exposed

58:17

on the day it's like a dick bindle on

58:19

yes exactly without the stick

58:22

fail was yeah you dick is the civic

58:24

yeah a ,

58:27

stick is the bimbo and the dick

58:29

doesn't work that well yeah it's all

58:32

weird cause again like you have to pantomime you know

58:34

something very meaningful and real

58:36

and there's a guy blache i'm in actually

58:38

i thought the though it doesn't mean

58:40

that much but at the same time if you're holding your

58:42

guitar watching your girlfriend do it seven

58:45

nights eight nights a week however much it worse

58:47

on runway yeah it started to wear on you

58:49

like go slow watered for authors live

58:51

like are saying the guy has baggage to

58:54

be journalists yeah it amazes sounds

58:56

like his bags his insecurities you put

58:58

in sick with a burn the same place in

59:00

the have a connection they can talk

59:02

bad it shouldn't be a fucking frau yeah

59:04

steve elite what i said you're nothing to

59:06

him that it was bad for the

59:09

the whole baggage zulus like you're right yeah

59:11

he turned the so are says year

59:15

was price method best though for his and

59:17

goes they'll be i

59:19

hope you'll

59:21

always have his guitar say

59:25

the need

59:27

is this is him sort of ah what's

59:29

that movie where is holding a fucking boombox

59:32

and he's almost any yeah

59:34

say anything but she's you know having sex

59:36

with a guy this flag

59:38

pin electric guitar that's not plugged into any

59:41

have been

59:43

be a citizen of any connection

59:45

with the to act as as it but no not necessarily

59:48

i mean sometimes there is sometimes

59:51

the fake feelings lead

59:53

to real ones but as a year you're

59:55

right about him being sort of letting the past

59:58

relationships influences relationships

1:00:01

see the unfortunate

1:00:04

that fight is not gonna

1:00:05

oh well yeah yeah exactly

1:00:08

do to stop kissing your coworkers we're supposed

1:00:10

to kiss yeah the thing to do

1:00:12

in this situation is always as i say

1:00:14

just preemptively cheat i'm

1:00:17

just saying how does that because will how

1:00:19

could your heart be broken if you did the breaking

1:00:22

of it interesting so yeah paid

1:00:24

or to the fun yeah so you

1:00:26

you know the the show's going on

1:00:28

a they're doing whatever other famous

1:00:30

any song if it's the hard knock life

1:00:33

yet for me and he comes on the guitar

1:00:35

for you and many tips one

1:00:38

of the other little orphans what

1:00:41

blood child at oh child dunno it's played by

1:00:43

an adult or seville i

1:00:45

really really big so yeah

1:00:47

it is what about another musician in another pit

1:00:51

the happening on the

1:00:53

a norma voices of piggyback

1:00:56

ignore your logic my boy

1:00:58

my boy or in rehearsals okay and

1:01:00

i'm the man to bring his guitar and

1:01:02

will sit women the kiss or school

1:01:04

and they y de rien blinds yeah

1:01:06

he's just like miles hot as feel in i

1:01:08

make good as his like this is a rehearsal

1:01:10

euro you're hired i guess somebody off

1:01:13

craigslist the kiss you mean the sex

1:01:15

workers that not on crack roof and i'm

1:01:17

not saving them

1:01:18

let the records show your

1:01:21

, is accusing it's i'll the actors they

1:01:23

don't always exist so sorry

1:01:28

that is it thirty the first live thirty

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hi guys sorry there's an award

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or shitty this in podcasting that we give

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out during the about you've given out

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every award on the show i've gotten to

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thirty which is a piece of shit on a plaque

1:01:46

and jake wins in award every episode called

1:01:48

the golden mike and that's for excellence in podcasting

1:01:51

yeah oh this episode is

1:01:53

always up for grabs equally this episode

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talking about child molestation really

1:02:00

uncool on it and well

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as for the golden my will be shared by being

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on a website i it's on a website i'm sorry

1:02:28

i really ever the i'm not trying to be funny to

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it i just got here

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in a guy i don't i haven't looked at the schedule

1:02:35

at all i mean you let us put in a hero canada

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lounge yea yea i'll be performing

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but almost of that my thirty and

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day this week i have one i'm in night

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tonight yeah he could i have one

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tomorrow doll one of the afternoon that

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during years that right it wants them to be like

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to do i want pancakes or another

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1:03:11

i got like a like when like you know a crowd

1:03:13

is walking out of a dark room into full

1:03:16

line being a

1:03:19

realizing this summer's day less i mean

1:03:21

you've done standard for fourteen years i'm sure you've had are

1:03:23

insane time and location right

1:03:26

as anything pop out to you yeah

1:03:29

i , the first five years but

1:03:33

one at six are specifically was like

1:03:35

my second year torn do stand up

1:03:37

and oh no

1:03:39

, knew who the fuck out was so i was

1:03:41

doing so a san diego i had never

1:03:43

been to san diego i've never heard of

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me as i heard heard

1:03:48

who the fuck the looking

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in is looking if riverhead

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i thought i was born that way

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kompany it was with the club i walked

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you guys can see chris read and i guess us tomorrow

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one thirty in the afternoon ah but

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think you guys so much for coming to this show specifically

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