WE KEPT TO A NORMAL SCHEDULE!! #goals -- This week we dig deeper into Erin & her ECT treatments, as well as Ben & his (POTENTIAL !!!) STD treatments. We also ordered 2 Kylie Jenner Lip Kits (god save our souls) & let you know our truest feeling

THE BITCHES R BACK

Jun 18th, 2017 40m 31s

As Kim Zolciak once said, "Ask, Believe & You Shall Receive" -- WE'RE BAAACK.....sort of. No guests, no topics, but beggars can't be choosers, ya dig? #SELFISHELP

SELFISH VOICEMAILS Vol. 1

Jun 16th, 2017 3m 51s

Just like Britney, we rise from the ashes -- with a full head of freshly grown virgin hair, high on pills & ready to take down Trump's America. #SELFISHELP

LINDSAY LOHAN

Apr 22nd, 2017 44m

THIS WEEK your hosts finally figure out an intro!! One of us finally comes out of a deep (legal) k-hole, and the other finally accepts his ultimate ho-bag status -- All this, PLUS we dig into a true queen - a true icon, a true everything - one

#ROADTRIPPIN

Apr 11th, 2017 28m 45s

Your hosts are channeling their inner Thelma & Louise (AKA they don't have a topic/guest this week) -- so they're taking to the desert to find themselves, Palm Springs art installations, and the best places to take selfies. Ben & Erin talk medi

SAVED BY THE BELL

Mar 26th, 2017 41m 51s

SO FAR this week: one of your hosts has been living in a legal K-Hole, while the other has been living an "alleged" life. We get into ECT updates, boy drama, poop stories, and the classic film -- 'Return to Oz' (shoutout to Fairuza Balk!) -- OH

SELF(ish) HELP: MARY KATE & ASHLEY

Mar 9th, 2017 30m 24s

One of your hosts is currently undergoing Electroconvulsive Therapy, while the other describes himself as 'Spoiled but Woke' -- tune in as we dissect our ridiculous week, and delve deep into the psyche that is Mary Kate & Ashley Olson.

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