Welcome back to the first-ever episode of the new and improved Selfish Sesh, where twice a week, I will be bringing you a new life lesson on how to be the best version of yourself. 

Today's lesson is one I learnt recently - don't yell at your kebab shop. Whether you are drunk or sober, it's a terrible idea because kebabs are yummy and you don't want to have to dig and find a new local.

Topics discuss include:

• Drunk aggression
• Hangixety
• Managing drinking habits

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