Dawn and Dylan embark on a scarring adventure into the world of flavored sex novelty items. Condoms and Bijoux natural body paint aside, everything is...horrific.

Scarring.

And, one item literally turns us into old school Oompa Loompas. Find out which it is...that shit lasted 2 days!

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