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Yeah, everybody freeze. Put your hands up. We end up at the ticket.

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Cause I hope he kicks up under with the beats. Here we go.

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So head and go with a friend and be both land hotel children.

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Yeah. She's sweet. Got the pain in the koozie up in the sweet tick.

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I bet you're wondering how that can be.

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It also needs back in the day school.

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India's going to all blood and time. Yes, no fence went on a vacation.

1:01

The teaser. Fantastic.

1:03

Without winter with visa.

1:05

Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of pump peds.

1:10

We're just like raging onwards and upwards.

1:14

Despite this season, trying to hold us back today with me is friend of the pod, Dan allegretto.

1:23

Hi, thank you so much for having me back.

1:26

I'm so excited because I know that no matter what happens on Vanderpump rules, you'll make me laugh about it.

1:34

So it's all good. That's great.

1:37

Honestly, today is such, I was in a place of like Laura Murray, Shane halls today.

1:42

I, you bought a couple, well, you bought a print for me and I

1:46

bought a print that print haunted me for weeks and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

1:51

And I was like, I need to, I just have to own this.

1:53

Like I knew the exact place I wanted to put it in my apartment.

1:56

And so it was like, And

1:58

that means the world to me. And like I packed it up actually a few days ago, but I was like, cause I, I truly am like a pump or a subhead.

2:05

I listened to every episode of your podcast.

2:07

And I was like, you know what? Laura's getting an extra print for free.

2:11

I won't tell you which one, but I will say it compliments, oh My

2:15

God, that's so cool.

2:16

A series.

2:18

And then I went to the post office this morning. I shipped it out.

2:21

And then I was listening to your latest episode, Carrie, about the molds, the recap of salt lake city.

2:26

And that's when you messaged me like, Hey, can you come on the pod in a few hours?

2:29

And I was like, oh man, It

2:32

was meant to be, it's all happening. We stared at each other.

2:34

It's truly all happening.

2:36

You

2:36

also

2:36

have

2:36

a

2:36

really

2:36

chic

2:36

new

2:36

hat

2:36

that

2:36

you

2:36

put

2:36

out

2:36

a

2:36

dial

2:36

Dan

2:36

hat

2:36

for

2:36

your

2:44

podcast. And I'm probably gonna end up buying that too, because it's really good.

2:50

The font incredible font work.

2:53

It's designed by a guy who, I can't remember the name.

2:56

I think his name's Lucas, but I bought this a few years ago, font for like promo for a Photoshop I had, but it's embroidered on like a Navy blue could a baseball hat.

3:06

And like I found a guy in New Jersey that does a very great job.

3:09

The hat is like truly like a high quality.

3:10

And it's like, it looks really nice on my bald head and I don't want to wear it out in public, but I'm like, this is the nicest hat that I own now suddenly.

3:20

So You

3:21

simply must wear it. Yeah.

3:23

I'm, I'm a huge fan of wearing my own March.

3:26

Like mostly just to Starbucks and to my workout class, like as just an over shirt.

3:33

But I think it's really self promotion is key in this day and age.

3:37

Absolutely. And if you're not down to where your own merchant who will be down For

3:44

me, it's between 12 and 18 people so far not flying off the shelves, but that's why I didn't order that many.

3:54

So I kind of predicted this.

3:58

Well, let's get into this week's episode.

4:00

Cause like I actually did take a ton of notes too.

4:05

I always tell myself like, there's nothing going on.

4:08

I know. Do I like this? Do I not?

4:10

But then I take like four pages of notes, like in small writing.

4:15

Yeah. The most, once I've maybe taken for anything that I've ever taught this episode, which is maybe doll, but there's some gems.

4:23

This isn't You

4:26

have to really it's all about now just reading in between the lines of things and finding like my new details and like copying exact sentences word for word.

4:37

Yeah. There was a lot of that on my end and I was lucky enough to have a friend give me a YouTube live TV password.

4:44

So I was watching like Vanderpump season three.

4:47

It's like where they go to Cancun. They don't go to became the Casa Del Playa or like everyone's mad at Kristin law's there.

4:56

And James, like, everyone was still there, but like it was such chaotic like shenanigans.

5:01

I was like, I kind of, I mean, I miss the heyday, but also I'm like kind of in a place of like, I don't want any chaos in my life.

5:12

Yeah. It's too much on this day and age, you wouldn't be able to psychically handle their drama.

5:19

I'm glad that they've like worked it out for the most part.

5:24

It seems like their lives are probably going to be okay.

5:27

Maybe not Christian, but everyone else. Yeah.

5:29

Like the people that are still on the show, not Chris.

5:32

No, no, not Kristen.

5:34

She's going to take a, a few years maybe at full decade, but she'll get there.

5:38

I've hope Her entire life might be a struggle if she plays her cards, right.

5:43

This

5:43

starts

5:43

out

5:43

with

5:43

a

5:43

Lala

5:43

cradling

5:43

her

5:43

newborn

5:43

ocean

5:43

and

5:43

saying,

5:43

you're

5:43

going

5:43

to

5:43

meet

5:43

James

5:43

Kennedy,

5:43

which

5:43

is

5:43

what

5:43

every

5:43

baby

5:43

yearns

5:43

to

5:43

here

5:43

in

5:43

the

5:43

first

5:43

months

5:43

of

5:43

their

6:02

life.

6:02

And

6:02

James

6:02

brought

6:02

ocean

6:02

a

6:02

little

6:02

bunny

6:02

and

6:02

some

6:08

boots. I flipped over the tiny dog booths.

6:12

Although I do think that LA as much as he feigned like surprise, I kind of got the vibe that she already had them in like multiple colors.

6:21

She's like, I already have these in mint.

6:24

You know? Like that was the kind of, that was me reading between the lines of like, Lala's You

6:30

heard like reaction? Yeah.

6:32

I feel like also like James and Lala haven't spoken or Hey, like hung out.

6:40

I mean, I guess COVID like, they probably didn't hang at all, but like I truly think that they're not really that close of friends anymore.

6:49

The whole thing of like this season or the way that the series is progressing.

6:53

Is there like a lot of these people don't really, I think the Tom's hanging out.

6:57

I don't think Tom Sandoval wants hang out with Katy Maloney.

7:00

I

7:00

kind

7:00

of

7:00

don't

7:00

really

7:00

get

7:00

why

7:00

Lisa

7:00

Vanderpump

7:00

is

7:00

even

7:05

there. She's like, I don't know if you watch like debasing herself.

7:10

It's like so insane. It's almost like when you want to drag race, but when like Sherry pie got accused of some like sexual misconduct, they tried to edit her out of the season.

7:18

But when she would like pop up, it was like, Ooh, it was like truly like gasoline.

7:21

I'm like, that's how I kind of feel out Lisa Vanderpump is like, when she appears, I'm like, oh my God, why is she even, why are they at her house?

7:28

There's

7:28

no

7:30

way. She's like that much an integral part of their existence.

7:34

Yeah. Their day-to-day existence her vibe in this episode.

7:37

And I hope it continues to get worse and worse throughout this season.

7:40

But it really was reminding me of like, when you are texting someone, when you like get a crush on someone and you're in the like early stages of texting or you're hooking up or whatever, and then they start to lose interest, but you go into like overdrive and you just like humiliate yourself on text message to them until the relationship eventually just like Peters out completely.

8:05

And they reject you. That's like the song and dance that Lisa's doing right now.

8:10

Her and the dog head.

8:12

I can't say that. I haven't done that to a man.

8:17

I mean, we'll get to it, but like I truly adjust arrays.

8:20

The dog had Halloween costume from my mind and there it is.

8:25

I was so excited. Like, oh, we're going to see the basement of Villa Rosa.

8:29

And then that's when the, what was the Reba McEntire entry.

8:35

And that's when the torture started set from my iPad.

8:40

Yes. I it's like you think you might see Cedric bound and gagged in there, but instead it's just like Lisa's dog head.

8:48

The G brings out to like terrorize us every, every blue moon Raquel passed out on the floor of Tom and Jerry on his house by the fireplace legs up smartly.

9:01

Like I was into her pass out that, But

9:04

was she trying to like choke on her own vomit in the middle of the night?

9:07

Cause that doesn't seem that smart, Not

9:10

that smart, but like, I feel like a leg up is good for just like anti bloating or something or like blood circulation, Deceive,

9:18

lymphedema. I didn't realize She

9:22

has a, like a kinesiology major.

9:24

So she knows about the body.

9:27

Okay. You know what honestly recall is like such a beautiful queen that I, I will do anything.

9:32

She tells me also, did she stay the night at Arianna's and did James like, cause he was like in their kitchen, She

9:39

was, yeah. She woke up there I think.

9:41

And she was there. I don't know where James ended the night, but they did part ways and he took to laws and she just took to the kitchen to tell, she goes, I'm so hung over.

9:56

I had diarrhea this morning, Queen Shit.

10:02

Some queen shit.

10:06

I'm surprised more people didn't have a blow out in the morning after Charlie's culinary party.

10:14

Yeah. Charlie's culinary moment.

10:15

Really hearkened back to like jewels on real Housewives of New York where it's like a woman with food issues, serving people.

10:24

Food is like very uncomfortable.

10:27

I'm not trying to be a bitch, but it's just like, that's not even to read between the lines.

10:34

It's just plain as day.

10:37

Yeah. Like I'm like, this is something maybe you need to work out with your therapist.

10:40

Like I don't need to be looped in to watching you try like muscles that have traveled across city lines to get to this place.

10:52

Like that's not the answer for me.

10:54

Right. And like a lobster a to go lobster.

10:57

I've never heard of such a curse thing.

11:01

I've had lobster where like once or twice in my life and it was never to go, No,

11:06

you don't, you like classically don't take shellfish from one location to the other.

11:13

Once it's cooked. It's already needs to go like from the kitchen should table.

11:17

Yeah. Like, and that's it. You can't go further than You

11:21

can't go ocean to table, then table to car, then car to another table.

11:25

No, it can't be in a, in a, in a place of sit for 20 to 30 minutes, maybe even an hour before then being consumed that you're asking for trouble Also like that smorgasbord.

11:45

I said this on the last episode, but Vanderbilt rules loves putting like a re like a rogue shellfish into the mix of like a table of food.

11:56

Yes. And we'll do it later, but Katie's little like femme Patel, man of mystery parties.

12:01

She bought like two of the tiniest little, like short Curry plates.

12:04

Like every, it was like this tiny little square plates.

12:06

You get it like a reception. And she, like, there was like a bow on it.

12:09

I'm like where? Even by this, like it has like come in a bigger size.

12:14

Yeah. I don't know where you would buy that.

12:18

It's like she got it in like a gift basket for free or something.

12:21

I was like, well, I'll just give it to these people.

12:24

Another thing where I don't know where I came from. I have to ask you a question.

12:26

Where do you think Raquel's confessional outfit came that Prairie dress with like huge, like where her?

12:32

I can't even think can't think of one store.

12:35

I feel like it could be by that brand Zimmerman.

12:38

Cause they do a lot of like through it's like some Australian brand.

12:45

It seems Australian Brock probably made it to where there's a little sewing machine.

12:51

It's a Brock Davies, original it's Brock Davies couture.

12:54

I actually think her look is getting smarter and smarter as I see it each episode because I'm like, it's very Royal.

13:02

And I just think that that's like, there's so much Royal content out there right now.

13:08

She like capitalized on a moment.

13:10

And even if she didn't mean to it's like she's cementing herself in our subconscious is the queen of the show.

13:17

She's like, if Lisa Vanderpump was alive during like the dust ball, she knows what she's doing.

13:24

Yeah, exactly.

13:26

Raquel's going to bury us all in term. Like she's going to prove all of us wrong in every way possible.

13:31

I think I just believe in Raquel and I love her and she's truly just like an angel sent from heaven.

13:38

Yeah. I never thought like from the moment she graced our screens, she made a lasting impression.

13:44

But if you would ask me if she would have gotten this far, I would have said no, absolutely not like a two episode arc at Maxim.

13:52

And now here we are in it's Raquel's world and we're just living in it.

13:59

James county would probably agree with that too, because he says some weird shit.

14:03

This episode, He

14:05

goes, I don't want to fiance with the botch nose.

14:07

Those are the facts mate.

14:10

I was like, I mean, who like, yeah, like, I mean, but he's coming from a place of like just James thinking about himself, but he, You

14:21

know what himself and mommy issues.

14:23

Cause I think his mom has had some like botched surgical procedures or has like overdone it.

14:30

And I think Raquel, I think she needs to do a little more research or like when it comes to nose jobs and like the price one should pay for the initial nose job.

14:44

Like it should not have been $16,000.

14:46

Although

14:46

someone

14:46

did

14:46

DME

14:46

and

14:46

they

14:46

told

14:46

me

14:46

that

14:46

they

14:46

told

14:46

me

14:46

the

14:46

name

14:46

of

14:46

the

14:46

doctor

14:46

who

14:46

did

14:46

her

14:46

nose,

14:46

which

14:46

I'm

14:46

afraid

14:46

to

14:46

say,

14:46

but

14:46

it

14:46

was

14:46

like

14:46

a

14:46

famous

14:46

like

14:46

Beverly

14:46

Hills

14:46

surgeon,

14:46

like

14:46

did

14:46

her

15:04

nose. And apparently it was supposed to be for free in exchange for like Instagram posts for something else.

15:12

And then she didn't follow through on the Instagram posts.

15:16

They were like, oh, did they botch her nose on purpose?

15:19

But I'm like, all of this is like red flag territory to me.

15:23

I

15:26

know. But I was excited to know the name of the surgeon because if it ever comes to nose, job for me, I, I need a list of all the people that have been botched and who botched them.

15:36

So I know not to like repeat their mistakes.

15:41

Well, I don't think he needed a nose job, but when James is talking about like all the women in Beverly Hills, like have all this work done and stuff like it did sound like he was talking about his own mother.

15:49

And I was like, he just doesn't want Raquel to be.

15:54

Cause like she is, she's not, Raquel's not overbearing.

15:56

She's just like realistic. And it's like, if you can't meet like the criteria of like being a sober person and not like a total fucking prick, like we're not going to get married.

16:07

We're not going to be together.

16:07

And I think a woman telling James he can't handle.

16:13

So, And

16:15

I think he's haunted by like his past with Dodi who is very much like an avatar of his mom Actually.

16:24

No, my God, it's so true.

16:26

They kind of have the same hair and five Assigned

16:32

to the same coin. And I think also like he, the reason he loves her cows, cause she is so different from his mom.

16:39

But his deepest worries is that like, I think he really does believe like she's too good for him.

16:46

And like he, that she would leave him.

16:50

I think he does believe that like if he was ugly or something, or if he got a botch nose, she would leave him.

16:57

And he's just like projecting those insecurities onto her.

17:00

But I do think we're Cal really loves him.

17:03

You too. I think her love is pure for James.

17:05

She's

17:05

not

17:05

the

17:05

most

17:05

complicated

17:09

person. And I think if she wants something, it must be for a certain reason.

17:13

And although when like James, there was a moment, there was, I wrote down the little quote here, James and his confessional was like, I didn't know she was patient and kind the first night I met her and took her home.

17:28

Like how could I know that?

17:30

And I was like, Because

17:34

I just knew she was a six foot supermodel.

17:37

Yeah. I was like, well that's so cool.

17:39

I mean, we all have one night stands, but like you didn't get a vibe like at all from her.

17:46

And the picture of the two of them together is totally like, Yeah.

17:53

And her hair is very like humongous.

17:55

It's huge. It's not the mob she has now.

17:58

It's like full time, Powerful

18:00

Medusa hair and arguably like a completely different face than the face she has Now.

18:06

She was a brunette too.

18:10

Yeah. Lala tells it like it is though, when she goes, you can't when it's her face and she needs to feel beautiful.

18:21

Well, so fake. I mean, what she's saying is true, but like the way she delivers it is so just painful.

18:27

It's painful. Listen to, She's

18:30

just like, you can tell that she, especially isn't friends with anyone on the show.

18:36

So I'm the way that she acts with them is now like, she's this like holier than now mother figure and it's not working for me.

18:49

No. When she said Randall was a standup man, was that last episode.

18:52

Everyone was like, you were his mistress.

18:55

That's how you met him.

18:57

We all lied for you.

18:59

You got your range Rover when he was still married to another woman.

19:02

Like, you know?

19:04

Yeah. Like her revision is history.

19:06

It's shocking.

19:08

And then also the, the way that this episode like wrapped up her storyline and like her conflict with Brock storyline and like a tight little bow, I was like, wait, so then now where do we go from here with this person?

19:23

Like, she's not friends with anyone and if she's not really going to go out on a line and try and like, just like burn people's relationships to the ground then like, why is she here?

19:37

Yeah. I don't know. Well, I have now I

19:40

hope that I kind of hope she and Randall got like a breakup storyline or like the seeds are planted for that.

19:48

Yeah. Where they sort Of halfway through the season at this point.

19:51

I just love Randall. I love thinking about Randall.

19:54

I love seeing Randall live, watching him gamble.

19:57

I love when I favorite moments of Vanderpump rules from like the most recent era is like, when he goes out to dinner with like Jackson, Brittany with LA, he's like, oh, I'm on a diet.

20:08

So I'm going to get two fried chicken sandwiches.

20:10

But no Brad and like him and Jackson go to the bathroom and like probably do Coke.

20:15

You know, that's the Randall I know and love a real standup guy.

20:19

Like truly, Totally

20:21

standup guy and link.

20:22

I now really enjoy following Randall on Instagram.

20:26

Like I, I started following him because of LA, but I've since released LA Lala and just follow Randall now I

20:36

don't either. But if I had gotten to my head Randall, give them random.

20:39

Give me random. Yeah.

20:41

So I want to see like where that goes.

20:44

And also they were supposed to a tour like up their podcast, give them Lala and Randall this fall, but it's now postponed spring, but I'm like, will we be given Randall?

20:59

Or will we just be given Also,

21:03

by the way, I'm so excited to come see you and Carrie and Grammercy.

21:05

I bought tickets like months ago.

21:08

I'm so excited. It's going to be like a huge audience at theaters.

21:13

Big it's our biggest audience. Yeah.

21:15

I very few things look forward to. And like that is probably the biggest, I

21:21

am feel blessed that it's happening, Tom.

21:26

The Tom's go to, Lisa says to get her advice on Schwartz and Sandy's, And

21:34

again, they're bringing a million things over to her house, like a box it's like me, he props, they're like juggling bowling pins, all they're giving her this salesman And

21:47

they're weirdly Gucci glasses and sand of all reads his vision to her.

21:57

And I actually recorded it.

22:00

Oh good. Cause I, I typed, I transcribed.

22:01

I had to rewind on YouTube probably five times.

22:05

Yeah. I was like, I'll either have to rewind this like a million times to get it or I will just like record it.

22:13

So let me play at It.

22:15

Rip Welcome

22:17

the shorts. And Sandy's a fucking delicate dive lounge where you check your worries at the door and escape reality.

22:23

We hope to bridge the familiarity of your best night out with the deja VU of your future fantasy.

22:33

Do you want me to kind of read it in case people didn't cause I haven't Read

22:36

it. Please read it. Yeah. This is their mission statement.

22:39

Welcome to Schwartz.

22:40

And Sandy's a Funkadelic dive lounge where you check your worries at the door and escape reality.

22:47

We hope to bridge the familiarity of your best night out with the deja VU of your future fantasy.

22:54

Those

22:54

are

22:54

definitely

22:54

words

22:54

and

22:57

punctuation. Don't know what the fuck.

23:00

If

23:00

I

23:00

had

23:00

lost

23:04

A deja VU of your future fantasy, Please

23:07

repeat your fancy. It's a little absent minded in my mind.

23:11

So like in like New York terms to me, it's like the intersection of like raise that bar and Lori side, which like Justin Thoreau created, it's like a simulated dive bar and like happy fun hideaway, which is like a Bushwick queer kind of safe Haven.

23:27

The raises like very expensive, like a PBR and a shot's probably like over $10 easily.

23:35

Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like, it's been so long really since I've been out to bars like in LA and just knowing that area that it's going to be in, which is kind of, it's going to be kind of by Beachwood canyon.

23:50

Like it's like on Franklin avenue across from, there's like a big Scientology celebrity center.

23:56

That's like, like a glamorous kind of castle building.

24:00

And then this like stretch of bars and restaurants that are all kind of like rustic.

24:08

Like there's nothing, there's not like a retro Austin Powers.

24:14

Z James Terelli vibe anywhere in that area.

24:19

There's no convertible ceiling on a Mexican restaurants wherever you're talking about.

24:25

And like leader when they were talking about like, who goes here and for what?

24:30

When Katie was like, people come here for bachelorette parties or birthday, I was like, this is like Chucky cheese.

24:35

But for adults in that car, jarring addition to the neighborhood, Slade

24:43

that scene though, I was like very proud of her.

24:47

Yeah. I'm proud of her too. Like as much as I begrudge her, I have to give it to Katy Maloney.

24:52

She is showing up and doing the work.

24:56

Yeah.

24:58

I would hire her as the major D based on performance.

25:04

She wouldn't want them to do that. They need like a shorts is like triplet brothers to just all like have maybe accordions or something kinda when you walk in and it's an over maybe just like, as, instead of like animatronics at Chuckie cheese, like the triplets kind of earning their cute, you know, and repaying perform.

25:21

They perform on Wash dishes.

25:25

Yeah. Or something very like, just like low stakes, like a low stakes, minimum wage job for the Schwartz.

25:34

Triplets could be a huge break for them.

25:37

So it seems, And

25:39

winter's coming and I'm kind of looking for a boy boyfriend friend that looks like any of the shorts triplets To

25:45

be really. That's your, that's your type.

25:47

I got a few types and that's definitely one of them.

25:54

Would you get railed by all three of the shorts triplets and we got like a threesome with them.

26:02

Yes. Can you imagine me coming on the pod, sexy, unique podcast and talking about it?

26:06

Yeah. That's why I would do it.

26:07

I wouldn't do it for me.

26:09

I get no joy out of sex and relationship for them.

26:13

I'll

26:13

do

26:13

it

26:13

for

26:13

the

26:13

bond

26:18

Schwartz, triplet, threesome.

26:19

I

26:19

can't

26:19

think

26:19

of

26:19

personally

26:19

anything

26:19

less

26:19

sexy,

26:19

but

26:19

I

26:19

love

26:26

that. I love and support that fantasy for you and for anyone else who yearns for it?

26:31

I say like got the triplets.

26:33

Yeah.

26:33

Where

26:33

do

26:33

they

26:33

live

26:33

in

26:36

Florida? I'm trying to make a triplets of Belvedere pun, but I don't know.

26:40

I don't know where they live.

26:41

We

26:41

must

26:41

find

26:41

out,

26:41

I

26:41

do

26:41

hope

26:41

that

26:41

they

26:41

got

26:41

hired

26:41

and

26:41

like

26:41

got

26:41

moved

26:41

to

26:41

Los

26:51

Angeles. So it seems like it could work out.

26:54

Yeah, Totally. What did you think about the fabric that Sandovall presented to Lisa Vanderpump?

26:57

That was a very expensive, they don't know the price.

27:00

They're totally out of touch, but it was like a purple.

27:03

It looked, it was so Vander pumping in.

27:05

It was like purple.

27:08

It had peacocks on it with like a magenta purple background.

27:12

I was, Was there a type on it?

27:16

Like scroll, it looked like what? Lisa Vanderpumps like iPad screen.

27:19

Cause she probably had like the first iPad. It looks like what her lock screen to be in like 2010.

27:29

And how does that relate to like James Terrelle at the end of Sandoval reading his mission statement, he's holding up his phone and there is literally a giant, like a picture of a James throughout installation.

27:40

That's blurred out.

27:44

There's hard angles. There's soft light, but the soft light needs to hit the hard angles and be like highlight.

27:48

I'm like, oh my God, dude. Like, have you even been to PS one?

27:52

Like you need like a Mormon Do,

27:57

you can see through. And like, I worry, I worry for them.

28:01

But then I also am like, they know exactly what they're doing.

28:04

And this show is just predicated on making them look as stupid as humanly possible.

28:09

Right. Of course. But like, since they were referencing James Tarell, I was like, actually the bones of this Mexican restaurant that they're kind of like renovating could work very well.

28:19

Psychedelically in terms of like natural elements and like unnatural color in light, like a James Turrell kind of like blue purple.

28:31

I mean he probably just watched like the Drake video and I was like super inspired, but I liked when they walked in that restaurant, I was like, oh, this is like ready to go.

28:41

Like I love the vibe, like the tile.

28:43

I like the wood. I like the beans and the ceiling.

28:45

And I feel like they're going to fuck it up if they're a little, but I do think their business partner, Greg is going to keep them in line because we find out that Thompson, wasn't making a few purchases that are a little extraneous, a little expensive and Going

29:01

outside of budget, like Greg already seems stressed.

29:06

Yeah. He's making unauthorized purchases. I'm sure it's coming out of Tom Sandoval's pocket.

29:09

But his priorities are not quite in line with like what it takes to really start a successful business.

29:15

And Katy Maloney knows more than that a lot does.

29:18

And we'll get to it. Cause there's like a beautiful moment, which makes this home zone that.

29:22

But yeah. I'm sorry I'm drinking.

29:24

I just started drinking some wine. So No,

29:27

I love it. It has all the wine Brock is sewing a dress for summer moon.

29:32

I love to see Brock at the sewing machine.

29:36

Brock is hot, who's hot or rock or the triplets Brock.

29:41

I know Bronx. I want Brock to like pick me up over his head and throw me in a ditch.

29:45

Like he's so he's just so big.

29:51

I love men that like they, their bodies, like, you know, they can't go to a store to buy clothes out and they're just like struggling.

29:58

I'm like, oh, your, your, your muscles are just going to burst out of everything.

30:03

You own your, the Hulk, you know, only Brock that Tall

30:06

legs Love

30:08

the last. I mean, I suffer from like pants and I can't buy pants.

30:11

Although I did go to the Levi's Store

30:13

and I had legs, well, I Just,

30:15

I'm a little thick in the middle.

30:17

Like I have a huge ass.

30:21

I love it. That's a good problem to have honestly, no Brock.

30:26

I think I've, I've seen him in person.

30:28

I feel like he cleared Six

30:30

feet. Is he okay? I was going to ask how tall he was.

30:33

Yeah. I think like six feet.

30:35

Yeah. About, yeah. Yeah.

30:36

I don't like, which is like, I like that.

30:40

And he's like, bah, he like is like big Viking looking person.

30:45

He could rescue me from a fire that I start in my apartment.

30:49

Yeah.

30:51

It's not a priority Shoulder

30:52

and scale down the ladder.

30:55

He'll break through a window.

30:57

And then like backdraft he'll like Dodge.

31:01

Yeah. Those are my favorite movies as a kid. Actually.

31:03

It's funny. You mentioned, Did

31:05

you ever heard of the ride at like universal studios?

31:09

No. I went to Disney world when I was eight and there was a ride that I don't know what it was like trying to simulate.

31:14

There was like a, an 18 Wheeler, like oil rig that kind of tipped over and like exploded.

31:20

And like, to me, I think it was probably the best moment of my entire life was just like that.

31:25

It was so surprising and I was like, Ooh.

31:27

And you kind of feel the heat from the flames. And you know, I

31:32

love that shit. I wasn't allowed to see backdraft.

31:34

Cause I think it was rated R but I did go to universal studios as a youth with their own family and made us all go on the backdraft ride.

31:44

And then I was like, well, now I never need to see the movie cause I've lived it.

31:48

So, So

31:51

like, I don't love Rock's hair being long necessarily, but then I'm trying to imagine them having a different hairstyle and I'm like, well maybe this is actually perfect for him.

32:01

And it works that I should, I should just get with it.

32:06

Someone had pointed out to me that Brock looks like James Gandolfini, like, and then different nose, but no different nose.

32:18

Okay. But when you look at like a young Gandolfini and Brock side-by-side they do look incredibly similar and then I couldn't unsee it, but I kind of wish cause Brock does have that receding hairline a bit too.

32:31

Does He? I feel like, I

32:33

think doesn't he have like the widows are like, wow.

32:38

Okay, Well he's busy.

32:43

He's flourishing. Brock

32:45

is thriving. He's gonna like do like a sort of like what's it got Austin from?

32:51

Or no crack. No wait from summer or not summer house.

32:53

Winter house. And thank you.

32:56

The pillow now we've seen Brock.

32:59

So a summer dress for a baby out of one of his weird, like where's Brock buy his clothes, like Allbirds or like Bonobos.

33:05

He cuts like a hole in the middle.

33:08

And somehow that creates a, a little tiny, the dress was the tiniest thing university in my mind.

33:14

I'm like, I think your baby's already outgrown this dress, but I also just totally trust what he's doing.

33:23

There was like, he put his shoulder.

33:28

Yeah. It was sweet. What do you think about his past?

33:32

I was going to ask you that too. Like what do you do if a man has struck a woman 10 years ago?

33:39

Like, would you be okay with getting with him?

33:42

Okay. So since you asked me first, I am going to say, I'm not okay with that.

33:48

I wish him the best. I wish his future partners the best, but just without revealing too many details of my own life, like growing up around that sort of thing, I just can't handle it because I would just be waiting for him to snap and it probably would happen or maybe it wouldn't, but like, I can't really, for me, I just, I can't do it, you know?

34:10

Yeah. I think if I was dating someone and they, if I was dating someone and they told me that that would be red, That's

34:19

a red flag that like, yeah, I, I slapped my partner.

34:23

We have two kids with and you're like, whoa, Well

34:27

actually my Family lives back in Australia.

34:34

And I have two kids that I haven't seen in a long time.

34:38

That's like red flag, number one, then why are you here in America?

34:43

And then to follow that up The

34:46

lives of people, our Thrones seem much better than Americans.

34:49

So you don't have to leave.

34:49

You know, he's not leaving, you know, I'm not even Gonna

34:54

name a country like a third world country, you know?

34:56

And it's like the most civilized place Come

34:59

here for a better life.

35:03

Yeah. I've been to Sydney twice and I loved it.

35:06

There Was,

35:11

It's a really long flight. It's like 15 hours.

35:13

But then once you're there, it's like the best parts of LA and San Francisco just as expensive, which is not great.

35:23

But then like better air quality and like ocean quality.

35:27

Yeah. Yeah.

35:28

This is why I think that Brock and Sheena are very good match because they will sacrifice anything to follow their careers.

35:35

So like it would be maybe it would be worth it more or be more, maybe it's the family would like understand where if he had like a, a music video or something like similar to like good as gold and like, oh, daddy left us to like, something Had

35:54

to go in this, do Something to show for the other than like another family he's starting, you know, like give us, you know, he didn't have another music video.

36:02

We were like, daddy, if your dad left you and like left your family and went to another country and then became a cast member of Vanderpump rules, then that's like a trauma origin story for sure.

36:20

Oh my God. Yeah. But I think it might be easy to protect the children from maybe American television.

36:27

All I know this because I'm just trying to watch like the new season of real Housewives of Melbourne, which like is one of the best Housewives.

36:36

It's incredible. Yeah. Oh wait, what season are you on?

36:39

Right now? I've seen all, all four, twice.

36:43

And I think there, they, I think season five is airing right now in Australia.

36:48

Then like a fan of my podcast tried to give me a link to some website called like, hi YouTube.

36:54

Then you have to like install a VPN. And I'm like, I'm too like gay and stupid.

36:58

I'm like, if I install a VPN, like the I'm like, I don't know what this is.

37:03

They're going to start with the government's can watching me.

37:05

I have nothing to hide. But also like, I don't know.

37:07

Like if w w I don't know, this is too much to think about.

37:10

Just like, I will pay a, a hundred dollars when it, like, it doesn't even, you can't even like pay to watch this show.

37:17

I don't know why it's a big injustice Peacock

37:22

or something. Yeah.

37:24

Right. But I'm peacock.

37:26

Watch the first two seasons. When I feel like those first two seasons came out in like 2014 or something was a long time ago.

37:32

It was truly so long ago. And then there was like a huge gap, but there's And

37:37

new cast members on it now, or is it the same women?

37:40

So I know Janet Rogers Solaire Love

37:44

her is with Shine,

37:46

shine, shine. What's her name? Mary Jackie.

37:48

Jackie's there.

37:51

Do you know that? I seen her email.

37:52

Oh, she was, I subscribed to Jackie's like email a newsletter because I really wanted to get a session with her.

38:03

Cause she's like a medium or a psychic as well.

38:06

And, but she was like, so booked up and then I never unsubscribed.

38:10

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38:13

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You know what I want to do. And I'm about to maybe pull a trigger on this.

43:48

Remember like real houses in New York, they go to long island.

43:50

There's a woman who was like the Moroccan, like tea or not tea, but coffee.

43:55

They like have like a shot of espresso and like a tiny little thing.

43:59

Carol Roswell has like the most amazing reading I looked up it's like $400, but like, could I could write that off on my taxes.

44:07

Right? Cause it's like, If you talk about it on the pod, then it's a write off.

44:11

Yeah.

44:14

Do you know? That was one of the Other reason to have a podcast I'm like, Hmm.

44:18

I'm murky because I might, there's like a period of New York that I dipped out on and, and it might've been, but I like do feel like I remember that, but maybe not.

44:28

Well, I say worth it.

44:30

No, this is like Bone chilling Frank. Cause you'll care rods, Rodwell.

44:33

She's not about the bullshit. She's not very woo, woo.

44:35

Whatever. So this woman gives her a reading and she's like, oh, I'm getting like a husband.

44:39

He's saying like, you know, don't, don't be sorry about like the Jeep or something.

44:45

And she's like, holy shit.

44:48

The only fight Carol's like the only fight we ever had was like, I borrowed his Jeep and I backed it into something and I scratch it up like 15 years ago.

45:00

I never told a single person all this.

45:02

Cause it's like minuscule. And like who cares?

45:03

And this woman told Carol Roswell, like your husband doesn't care about the Jeep anymore.

45:08

Like let it go. And so it Carol, like she was visibly like distraught and I'm like, holy shit, this is, this is real.

45:15

It's like, I, I believe Carol, I think maybe, you know, Carol's little flip-floppy I realized towards the end of things.

45:22

But like in this moment I was like, damn like there's no way it just seemed legit.

45:28

And like I would pay, I don't know.

45:31

I would just I'm I'm interested in the other side ever since I had like a little weird ghost experience this most recent weekend, which we don't need to talk about, but you can listen to it on my latest episode of my podcast.

45:42

It was very scary.

45:45

Yeah. I think that that would be absolutely worth it.

45:47

And doesn't seem like that much money to have like a connection to like have a connection to the other.

45:56

Yeah. That's cool. Like you just drink a sip of espresso from like, it's a very thick sludgy coffee thing.

46:03

You turn the cup upside down and like she reads the lines.

46:07

I'm like that's Of

46:09

the espresso ground. Like the beans or something.

46:12

Yeah, Because it trickles down and comes, just looks like tree roots or something, you know?

46:16

And she like reads A story.

46:20

Maybe when you're near New York, we can go, you know?

46:23

Yeah. I've never believed in that kind of stuff specifically like tea leaves and stuff.

46:28

Cause I'm just like what? Like, this doesn't make sense, but I would actually do that.

46:32

And I did have, I got like for my birthday one year, my like best friend's husband got me a bone reading from this guy that he had met.

46:43

Like he, we were all really into like following around this one, Jerry Garcia band cover band.

46:50

And He got like, I'm from upstate New York.

46:53

We do that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So he got like really into going to the show of this band called Jerry's middle finger and then got to know a lot of the different fans that would like be at all these shows.

47:03

And one of them was like this guy that did bone readings and he would just like jiggle like a Mason jar full of like bones and weird objects.

47:11

And then like he throws them out on a quilt.

47:14

And then he tells you like about what's going on in your life based on like the way that the bones and like beads and paper clips.

47:22

And so I was into that and I could do more of that.

47:27

Did you get a reading from the bone man?

47:29

I got a reading. A Bone. Yeah. I gotta read from the bone collector.

47:32

He was like, he told me, he told me I had like a lot of mom issues or that, that was going to like start coming up.

47:41

And I was like, Hmm. And it kind of did like start to come up in therapy a little bit.

47:46

But then he was like, he told me, he was like, oh, do you have a dog?

47:52

And I was like, yeah, why?

47:54

He was like, man, your dog's going to be a Barker.

47:59

No, it was like, aren't all tongues.

48:03

Don't all dogs bark.

48:04

But then now my dog does bark a lot, so Oh

48:08

my God Did the bones lie, but I don't think So.

48:11

Those are really good episode of real Housewives of Atlanta.

48:14

They go to Africa and there was like a bone fader does not have a good time.

48:18

She thinks it's on godly.

48:24

That's What I imagined.

48:30

I don't know. The ancient art of bone reading is really like, I think he just kind of fell into it.

48:36

Like he just started doing it. I don't think he was trained like by any means.

48:43

Was there, I mean, like telling a woman that like she has mommy issues and like her might have a small dog, you know, it's like kind of, It

48:49

was very, I was glad.

48:52

No. Yeah. I was glad I didn't pay for it.

48:54

But like all of that, yeah.

48:56

Got it was gifted to me. So I was like, okay.

48:58

That's like, I'll take whatever I can get.

49:01

But I would love like I'm, I'm down for people to just like read whatever objects are like splayed about on a plate or the ground.

49:11

And like tell me things about my life.

49:14

Oh, I've never had that. So I think I'm going to visit the, the coffee lady in long island.

49:18

I have a car and just get on the highway and drive out there.

49:21

Yeah, yeah. Take to the open road.

49:23

I

49:23

could

49:23

watch

49:23

like

49:23

a

49:23

whole

49:23

bottle

49:27

episode. And I really think that they should do this have just a day with Charlie pretending to be a server outside.

49:35

That was good as gold.

49:36

It

49:36

was

49:36

such

49:36

an

49:36

amazing

49:41

scene. It was incredible. And I was sad slash proud to realize like when she served the goat cheese balls and the people are like, what is this sauce?

49:52

Like in my head, I was like, it's a citrus sauce.

49:55

Like I knew, like I knew what it was before Charlie did.

50:00

And she had to like, go look yeah.

50:03

In my head, I'm like, oh my God, there's a sauce.

50:06

How have I never known there was a sauce?

50:10

And I was in my head. I'm like a little, I mean, I would love like a little kind of like creamy, like horseradish based sauce then to find out it was a mango sauce.

50:21

you get for about 17 or $18 for Cheese

50:27

balls?

50:29

Yeah. Like the food there.

50:32

Like I tried to go to Tom, Tom on Monday, didn't realize it was closed.

50:36

And so my friends and I like ended up just going to a restaurant next door.

50:42

But Jonathan, my editor, a producer was with us and he was like a burger.

50:47

He was like, I was going to get the burger at Tom, Tom.

50:49

And I looked to see how much it was. And it's $30.

50:51

Like she truly Charges

50:54

$30 On

50:57

prices. $30 for a burger that you know, is not going to be the best burger of your life.

51:04

Not even like a top 10.

51:06

I live in Greenpoint. I go to five leaves and a burger.

51:08

There is not that. And it is like truly farm to table.

51:11

It's coming from a place of farm to table.

51:13

And it is not there.

51:16

No, this is like from Cisco foods.

51:21

Yeah. It's, it's like the lowest of the low types of food, like programs to get to.

51:29

You're like, it's not the sliders I've had there and they're actually like pretty good, but I wouldn't go $30 burger, but yeah.

51:38

I knew it in my heart Like,

51:40

oh, I guess I'll pay 40 bucks for a funnel cake.

51:43

When I was like, kids will shut the hell up.

51:44

You know, I'm, I'm trying to compare like there's no New York comparison to like what that would be there's no, any, well it's like, well, there was like a guy Fieri restaurant.

51:57

Like maybe I dunno. I dunno. What's I

51:59

was going to say, but salt bay though is like, I thought that was nice.

52:03

It's like a steak house, like an expensive steak house.

52:08

Right. Even in New York, I don't even know. She was the only two things that kind of, I

52:11

don't know. I thought it was in Dubai. I think there's one in LA now Really

52:15

excited for real houses do buy for a Caroline stand, ready to come back fucking green.

52:21

Oh God, I need that now.

52:23

But yeah, the goat cheese balls are expensive.

52:26

You get four and they're drizzled in like a mango sauce and they're not, they're not good.

52:34

Like I've had, I've had a lot of goat.

52:37

Yeah. Not enough. Do they need to be like, and you got, so they cut up teeny little pieces of like carrot and cucumber and just throw them on there too.

52:46

Like as a garnish or Whatever.

52:48

Now I get it Back

52:50

at Sheena, Casa de Sheena, she asks Ariana wheat.

52:57

Sheena says something that I was like, I don't understand your logic right now.

53:01

But she's like, she brings up the point that Ariana froze her eggs and they were like gonna freeze their eggs together.

53:08

But she ended up pregnant and they did.

53:10

And then she, oh yeah, I guess she did like complete her egg freezing journey.

53:15

But then she's like, everyone is like, are you thinking about having another kid?

53:20

And she was like, well, as was a new mom, I don't want to do anything to like, like put my life at risk.

53:26

So I'd rather have a surrogate.

53:28

And I was like, did you have a complicated pregnancy?

53:30

Or is she just like, I don't want to do that again.

53:34

Right. What she'd implied that like, maybe she had like a difficult pregnancy and childbirth, which like, as far as we know, she did not.

53:41

I

53:41

know

53:41

I'm

53:41

probably

53:41

not

53:41

in

53:41

my

53:41

lane

53:41

speaking

53:41

about

53:41

this,

53:41

but

53:41

I

53:41

just

53:41

feel

53:41

like

53:41

she

53:41

just

53:41

doesn't

53:41

want

53:41

to

53:41

get

53:41

fat

53:48

again. And it was like, well, pay a, sorry.

53:50

I mean, we all know between the lines.

53:54

There's like, there's like Ariana, like, would you get a surrogate with me too?

53:59

And RN is like, I actually am a lesbian and I don't want kids and probably break up with Tom's.

54:08

Tom is kind of lesbian vibes, like total as a bisexual woman.

54:12

I'm like, I, that I think is why I'm attracted to Tom.

54:15

Cause he kind of has like the best of both worlds.

54:18

I don't know what Tom is doing, but his face is never looked.

54:21

He's like he snatched, I guess he was working out.

54:25

But like, he just has like the cheekbones, like a face.

54:26

And I guess he doesn't have like weird clip-in like blonde things hanging off of them.

54:32

Like tendrils filling. Maybe that's why I'm like more entertaining him as like a sexual being.

54:38

But

54:38

I

54:38

don't,

54:38

you

54:38

know,

54:38

I

54:38

just

54:38

don't

54:38

think

54:38

Ariana

54:38

wants

54:38

kids

54:38

or

54:38

maybe

54:38

it

54:38

might

54:38

take

54:38

her

54:38

a

54:38

few,

54:38

you

54:38

know,

54:38

everyone's

54:38

on

54:38

their

54:38

own

54:46

path. But Yeah, she might be like a late in life kid person, but like love her egg freezing journey for her.

54:53

I love Sheena being like, let's do it together.

54:57

So the fact that you would do that, it's like, honey, that's like, isn't it like 10 grand a year?

55:00

Just like keep them frozen. Like I

55:02

think it's like minimum about 15 grand just to get them just to harvest them and like get them frozen.

55:08

And then it's like another, at least 500 a year to store them.

55:12

And that's just like, that's just getting the eggs out and like preserving the eggs.

55:19

That's not even like, if you wanted to, like, if you want to have your eggs, turn them into embryos and then freeze the embryos.

55:28

That's like another thousands of thousands of times.

55:32

Oh yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. And of course Ariana has this like weird like kind of like Instagram, like a story lingo.

55:41

That's like, I want to have autonomy of my body and like, fuck the haters.

55:45

Like no one cares if you have kids or not really like no one gives a shit.

55:52

Yeah. I think it's better to like for them to not have kids And

55:57

like, Hey, They have a nice house. And like their, their house doesn't look very like kid friendly.

56:02

Like they have a good life.

56:03

Like why fuck it up with a kid.

56:06

I just hate fucking around. Is Lincoln, the white Lincoln.

56:09

She drives so uncool and Tom's car.

56:13

It's like a Lincoln, like MKZ, like sedan, which is like, so I'm a car guy.

56:20

I didn't even know that she had that car.

56:22

I've never seen it. I don't think I've clocked it on the CDD.

56:25

Is this SUV kind of like hatchback Thing?

56:32

SUV. Yeah, but it's like definitely like $90,000.

56:33

Her car is half that price.

56:36

But also does seem like their finances are also a little divided because she's kind of like, well, like his loan is this and I'm going to not be with this.

56:43

And then Lisa veteran's like, well, you kind of are because you're married and like, you know, Oh

56:48

no. But then someone said to me, cause I was asking listeners like, what's the deal?

56:53

Tell me about these loans, which I also resent Vanderpump rules for like, I didn't turn Vanderpump rules on to like talk about the ins and outs of like home refinancing.

57:03

You know what I mean? If anything, like, I want to escape from that kind of world and just talk about like slutty drunk people like sucking and fucking.

57:13

And so now that we're in a place of like loans, I'm resentful, but they said that actually can.

57:22

Yeah. It's very like adult. Like they are their lives do mirror, ours.

57:26

Like we are of the same we're of the same era and age as I,

57:32

like, I started a Shopify where I sell hats and like prints of photographs.

57:36

I'm like, yeah, I'm a small business.

57:38

I wrote here's I'm like kind of deeply curious about like their whole process, but I'm like, there's no loans.

57:45

There's no leases. There's no Lisa's in my life.

57:48

You know? Like, But

57:50

I guess what they did like splitting up their mortgage or whatever they did, it is like a legit, it's a legit thing.

57:58

Like she would not necessarily be on the hook for where if, if he couldn't pay his bills or whatever, like she knew what she was doing basically.

58:08

And like that. And then Lisa Vanderbilt was trying to, you know, put a bug Stupid.

58:13

Yeah. As being bitch, I'm Australian now, Don,

58:19

you're the stupid one. Like what are you doing on this show?

58:23

And your dog has literally, no one knows what she's doing on the child.

58:28

Katie texts, everyone to invite them to a, her little soiree.

58:31

And then Sheena talks.

58:37

I love Sheena. Cause she'll like talk really bad shit about you, but then like make up with you and cry when She

58:46

has a real one.

58:47

And It's incredible.

58:48

She's like, everyone's going to go.

58:51

And then she's like, even though LA has ruined every friendship she has in this group, she continues to come around because she has no friends and For

58:59

a little spot, the line was amazing, but they make up real quick, you know?

59:09

And she was crying and she's like, I love you.

59:12

And I was like, do you, because you literally just said, this person has no friends.

59:17

Yeah. Yeah. Well she's emotional.

59:19

I mean, her hormones are pumping, you know?

59:22

Yeah, sure. The trail kids like three months old, maybe

59:28

I think her she's having like a hair, like the post partum, like hair thinning journey.

59:37

Yeah. I mean, she's probably not sleeping.

59:38

No, she's putting herself together.

59:41

It's putting a brave face on I'm sure.

59:45

The last thing in her life that she wants to deal with is Lala.

59:48

But since she is such a pro and like wants the fucking paycheck, she's like, I am definitely concerned with LA Kent right now.

59:56

And I'm going to, you know, we love that Sheena

1:00:01

so much. Cause she is. I also think that she's like a very accurate representation of motherhood where it's like, you can just, cause I feel like she knows, always did put so much effort into like her appearance and stuff and like, and it is clear that like, I mean, she has her mom there, like helping and she has like this semi like new-ish relationship and then like a newborn.

1:00:23

And I just love her seeing her like hustle through it and have a lot of respect for her.

1:00:29

I also love when she's like, she's basically like I have to go feed.

1:00:33

I have to go empty out my tits for my baby.

1:00:37

She was at that party for like 30 minutes came in and was like Lala.

1:00:41

Okay. And she seemed to like, start the drama a lot while I was like, well, I gotta pull you aside.

1:00:44

Can we do this? And she was like, yeah, we can do it right now.

1:00:46

Cause I got to fucking pump.

1:00:49

Also. I do love that Sheena's is showing that like incorporating grandparents in the show because I do like the family structure of like American families is like totally around it.

1:00:59

And like, you know, Lala was like with James, the first scene of this episode, she's like, I'm going to hand the baby off to the night nurse now.

1:01:08

And it's fully like 1:00 PM. I'm like, damn.

1:01:10

I mean, you know?

1:01:13

Yeah. Is it a nightmare still? If it's daytime, isn't that the same Night

1:01:16

nurses, but I mean, look, I mean, I don't have like a great family structure.

1:01:21

I just think that it would be nice if like everyone was the grandparents because you know what I was, I was listening to your podcast this afternoon when you texted me.

1:01:29

And like before that I was like sitting on a bench and a woman was carrying a little baby.

1:01:34

And this old man was just like, oh, he was like, so happy to see like a woman with a tiny baby.

1:01:40

And I just thought about the circle of life.

1:01:42

And I'm like, it's important for old people.

1:01:45

And like, like literally newborns to be around each other and they give each other life and it's important.

1:01:50

Like we should all kind of be together.

1:01:51

But like the family structure of American modern life is so weird and I get it.

1:01:57

I'm not trying to again be a bitch about it.

1:02:00

Like I understand how hard it is just to survive and keep a relationship alive.

1:02:05

But it's, you know, grandparents, they're your babysitters.

1:02:09

They are, they want to be your babysitters.

1:02:11

They want to do that. That's what they're, They're

1:02:15

There for. They want it. So

1:02:17

yeah, they are dying to do it.

1:02:21

Yeah. And I like seeing Erica and then I also think of like, remember when Sheena and her mom got hum matching hummingbird tattoos.

1:02:34

I didn't deny did I

1:02:36

like want summer moon to eventually get one to like, just like complete the like multi-generational tattoo journey.

1:02:51

What's the youngest. You can get a tattoo with parental consent.

1:02:53

15 Probably

1:02:55

probably younger.

1:02:56

They should just ha they should actually just tattoo it on her.

1:03:00

Like I would not do it now.

1:03:03

She won't remember it or feel it and like, or maybe not now.

1:03:07

Cause it would maybe stretch out so much do it small.

1:03:10

You do it small. And then as she grows, it turns into a huge backpack.

1:03:17

That's a Chrysalis. Yeah.

1:03:18

Peers of yours. Give her up, give her a neck tattoo.

1:03:21

A butterfly called attack.

1:03:24

Yeah. They've got, she has to get one. No like that's can't like if your mom and grandma have the same tattoo, then you to have to get it.

1:03:33

I don't make the rules.

1:03:35

I 100% agree with you, James

1:03:37

and Raquel. They like talk it out at the stretch lab.

1:03:41

And Rick Raquel does a really good job of like cracking the whip with James, but doing it with like a smile on her face and like very sweetly.

1:03:49

She goes, your number one job is my fiance is to support me and not add to the stress I'm already feeling.

1:03:56

And he's like, you're right.

1:03:58

I'm so sorry. And then the way she just like smiles herself after that, I was like, we should all be taking notes from Raquel truly.

1:04:06

Yes. Learning how to get what we want to release.

1:04:09

She does a really good job of expressing herself at her age.

1:04:12

I was like, good for you. A Raquel.

1:04:13

And you know, James still kind of has to like go through like spinning his wheels in the mud of like, well, I had thought this and I felt this and this.

1:04:21

And then eventually he's like, oh, you're right.

1:04:23

Like, I'm sorry I was, I was wrong.

1:04:25

I shouldn't, you know, I should just maybe keep that shit to myself and be like, whatever you want, babe.

1:04:31

Literally, it's just about whatever you want.

1:04:36

But it happy wife, happy life. Exactly.

1:04:40

I'm excited for next week for James.

1:04:41

See it like we'd counseling.

1:04:44

I cracked up that's one of my notes is like next week.

1:04:47

It's like, James is, first of all, he's like sharing the same couch as like a therapist.

1:04:52

So I didn't know what this relationship was weird.

1:04:55

Middle-aged man with the glasses on he's like, so James, do you feel like you all powerless to weed?

1:05:01

And he's like, yeah, why I laughed?

1:05:03

And I just started cracking up and then I, then it cuts to James and he's like already crying and he keeps crying harder.

1:05:10

He's like, oh, I'm powerless to wait.

1:05:12

I was like, oh Jesus, sorry.

1:05:14

I don't want to, you know, I

1:05:18

thought it was his dad at first.

1:05:20

Cause I was like, oh British man.

1:05:22

And then I didn't know they were that close, but that like glad to see them back together.

1:05:28

And then I was like, wait, who is this guy?

1:05:32

Not just Saying you're there, but Yeah.

1:05:34

Well that's why I was like, this is just like a friend.

1:05:37

Cause like James has befriended.

1:05:39

Middle-aged kind of gay man.

1:05:41

And his slept on their living room floor and like pretended not to know them when he invites them out.

1:05:47

You know, When that was, who is that guy?

1:05:49

Was his name? John? I don't remember. He's like, Jim's like sleeping in his corner of his living room, I

1:05:56

guess screen like a screen in a bed in a filing cabinet.

1:06:01

And then he's like, James, I want to take you out to dinner.

1:06:03

You're like my special boy. And James is like, oh I can't make, well, I have to go out with Jax Taylor and God,

1:06:13

I miss that era where they were all like, oh it was John from, was it John from Miami?

1:06:19

The guy that came to like meet up a Jack's it was like his, maybe Miami, like sugar daddy or like modeling employer or something where he was like, I fucking love you man.

1:06:31

And tried to like kind of kiss jacks, the club.

1:06:34

I love that all the men, the men on the show that have had like really weird ambiguous relationships with older men.

1:06:42

It's a trope I met.

1:06:44

That's how you make it in show business, you know, Kevin Spacey, you know, what did he do?

1:06:50

We might know.

1:06:52

Sorry you're British.

1:06:56

Yeah. Kevin Spacey.

1:06:57

I like you tell them.

1:06:59

I

1:06:59

wish

1:06:59

Kevin

1:06:59

Spacey

1:06:59

listened

1:06:59

to

1:06:59

this

1:07:04

podcast. Like Logan, He

1:07:07

might, who are like some of the most famous people that, you know, out that listen to the aren't like Bravo people.

1:07:12

Cause you're gonna want to, you know, you got a big following.

1:07:15

We knew that there was one period of time where I found out that the older Obama sister, I think it's Malia had listened to the podcast or at least listened to like a few episodes was turned on to it.

1:07:30

I don't know if she still fucks with it, but like that was a huge, that felt like good.

1:07:34

I was like, hell yeah, I don't know.

1:07:38

I don't know.

1:07:38

Famous people that listen out yourselves to me.

1:07:44

I don't tell your secret.

1:07:45

Kevin Spacey, if you're listening Skier

1:07:48

for a did subscribe to mine for 10 days, then I'm subscribed, but we still DM or call.

1:07:53

She's huge. And I think that's great.

1:07:56

One for, so I'm

1:07:58

in, so I've been following her for years, waiting with bated breath and suffocating essentially for her album to come out.

1:08:06

So please like inquire about that if it's like a safe topic, but if not, I completely understand Artist's

1:08:15

work. You know, there's so many artists, we love it.

1:08:18

I just won't put out an album and be like Rihanna.

1:08:19

But I think Ron has a lot more Sort

1:08:22

of record label support.

1:08:24

And like people would just like make her album.

1:08:26

I don't know. I'm not trying to be like, I mean, come on Rihanna.

1:08:29

It's like, yeah, enough is enough.

1:08:32

She's still been relevant though. I mean selling underwear and shit good for her, I guess.

1:08:35

But He

1:08:38

said that her line went away because I thought her like clothing line was cool.

1:08:47

Oh wait, what was I called?

1:08:49

It was like, it wasn't called Fen.

1:08:53

Was it called Fenty?

1:08:57

It was like the, the, the ground level of anti.

1:09:04

It was like didn't I think she partnered with like, oh yeah, it was Fenty.

1:09:10

That was like partnered with L M V H to start like a luxury brand.

1:09:16

And she put out like a few collections, but then it just like went away, which was upsetting because I thought it was, It

1:09:25

was really expensive too. I was like, oh shit, like, you know, appropriately price.

1:09:30

But I was like, God damn like who Out

1:09:34

of my range, but you know, ready to aspire to buy, but come by.

1:09:39

I guess.

1:09:40

So

1:09:40

the

1:09:40

Tom's

1:09:46

Like, we're not, are we even halfway through?

1:09:48

We're like halfway through we're at like the Halfway

1:09:51

point now. Yeah.

1:09:53

I love this though. This is going to be a long episode.

1:09:56

It's a long episode, buckle up.

1:09:58

The Tom's finally got to their restaurant and Katie has crashed their meeting.

1:10:03

And I just love how much sand of all clearly hates Katie.

1:10:08

And they just hate each other so much.

1:10:12

And they're gonna eventually have to get over it.

1:10:15

Like there's no getting around the fact that they are in each other's lives for the one They

1:10:19

have to get over it. Sanibel says, it's like, bring your wife to Workday.

1:10:24

I know that I was like, stand of all. You can't just be a Dick now.

1:10:27

You can't know that like, you can't go that low.

1:10:29

I don't like Katy either.

1:10:31

Like, but I'm not going to be like a bitch.

1:10:35

Like that's her best friend's wife.

1:10:37

The thing is now I

1:10:39

am starting to love Katie. Cause like, now I guess you just need to edibles.

1:10:42

And it's like chill and not annoying.

1:10:44

And I'm like, well what's not actually now this season, like what is not to like about K she's just kind of just like around and like dresses, nice for her and throws parties and like has, you know, pretty correct takes on the social situations around her.

1:11:03

I'm like, well, Katie is Not,

1:11:06

not tequila Katie anymore.

1:11:08

And just kind of like stone and dissociating, especially whenever she has to talk to her husband, which I actually appreciate, because I do think that she, I think that she should divorce Schwartz and like level up.

1:11:24

Yeah. But I just like, like I'm, I've come around on her and maybe it's cause like she, I think it's partially also because Staci is not around anymore.

1:11:33

And Stasi made Katie like less likable for me.

1:11:38

Cause they were just so like on each other's side about everything.

1:11:45

Yeah. The blonde and brunette, I don't know How

1:11:52

much do you love?

1:11:53

Sandovall

1:11:53

holding

1:11:53

up

1:11:53

his

1:11:53

inspiration

1:11:53

for

1:11:53

the

1:11:53

Schwartz

1:11:53

and

1:11:53

Sandy's

1:12:02

sign. And then misspelling, Tom Schwartz is last year And

1:12:06

he's spelled Schwartz wrong.

1:12:08

You follow an asset at the end of that, of the, I

1:12:12

was like, you can't, you can't make that up.

1:12:16

Like that's just classic sand of all.

1:12:19

I guess it wasn't Rented design and a piece of paper.

1:12:21

I was like, literally like, like He

1:12:24

does magic markers Also.

1:12:27

I did, I did write down, I transcribed their revised mission statement, which they presented in front of Greg.

1:12:33

Please read during the rate, it's a vibrant, funky dive lounge with tasteful, Americana food, including vegan options, featuring simple, fresh and playfully unique mixology.

1:12:45

I was like, well there you go, batch.

1:12:49

Yeah, maybe that is Americana food.

1:12:52

Just like burgers and fries.

1:12:54

Unsure. Yeah. Milkshakes.

1:12:55

It implies it.

1:12:57

At least implies sliders.

1:12:59

Yeah. I think a burger or two might be on the menu and then vegan options.

1:13:04

I was like, I guess like impossible burgers seemed like the thing to do nowadays.

1:13:08

So Maybe

1:13:09

salary with some mango salsa.

1:13:13

Sure. Seems like the, they, the menu's just going to be like exactly what the menu of Tom, Tom is The

1:13:20

most I'm taking a huge detour there.

1:13:24

Yeah. Which I'm not mad. I, there are a few like things that Tom, Tom, I really love.

1:13:28

So you can find me at Schwartz in Sandy, Tom,

1:13:35

The Buffalo cauliflower wings, which are not Buffalo flavored.

1:13:39

Although they are called that they are like more of like a Sesame.

1:13:45

Like

1:13:45

they're,

1:13:45

they're

1:13:45

more

1:13:45

of

1:13:45

like

1:13:45

even

1:13:45

Chinese

1:13:52

food. You get like Sesame chicken. They're like more of that kind of flavor.

1:13:55

Yeah. And they're so fucking good.

1:13:57

Yeah. Delicious.

1:13:58

And they have like a bacon GRU year Mac and cheese that comes in like a little tiny cast.

1:14:05

Iron skillet.

1:14:09

Yeah. No that's what got, and then you get the, the sliders and you have a great Tom Tom experience.

1:14:17

I got to come to LA. I got to come down.

1:14:18

You got to come to LA.

1:14:22

Katie takes over the whole meeting and then Greg just puts her in charge.

1:14:27

This was my fate.

1:14:29

Okay. It's like sand of all in fucking Raelians Katy for so many episodes and being like, and bringing up like this book release for like Stasi like years ago and like get to the point where everyone was like, Sanibel, you need to fucking chill.

1:14:42

This was so long ago. If you don't get over it now, like you're never going to get over it.

1:14:47

But like, you need to get over it now because it's like truly affecting the entire group it's affecting like the business that we're embarking on.

1:14:53

Like just chill out, man.

1:14:55

Like what's your problem?

1:14:57

And a million reasons why he has to get Over

1:14:59

it. Yeah. I think Greg, cause Katie points out a few things.

1:15:03

He's like, she's like, well, I just think you could like simplify this and she points out a few.

1:15:09

I didn't take these notes, but she's like, you know, like what you mean to say is this?

1:15:12

And like, this is what you're trying to do. And like, you want to have like these kinds of people coming it's like, instead of like describing like the lighting scenario of your business, we want to do is like, describe like the clientele you want.

1:15:22

You want like maybe some bachelorette parties, birthday parties, whatever.

1:15:26

And then Greg, the potential investor of his restaurant is like, oh my God, like Katie Maloney should be here.

1:15:34

Instead of Tom sand of on Tom is just like, in that moment, Laura, I was like, I started like my Palm starting to sweat.

1:15:42

I was like, this is so crazy.

1:15:44

I'm like, is he going to start like slapping people?

1:15:46

Like Brock does like the Bo the rage.

1:15:50

He must've felt like I cannot even imagine, Feel

1:15:56

it through the screen, like his anger at this moment.

1:16:00

But he really like, he did it to himself.

1:16:02

Cause he focuses on all the wrong things and like, doesn't he just like, didn't nail the mission statement or the assignment at hand.

1:16:13

And honestly like if they do want to get the money from Greg and like make it happen, their best bet is to now have Katie running the show as much as I hate to say it, like, you need, you need the Maloney touch that Maloney magic.

1:16:29

We need a, what was the last thing I was like, it's not like Mo this is like a few seasons ago.

1:16:36

He's like, it's not, Maloney's like barn grill Maloney's

1:16:40

bar and grill. Yeah. Well maybe it should be.

1:16:43

Cause like, you know what? It's very cyclical or like horseshoe theory where it's like, they were like, we're not going to do like a little bar and grill, but then like they ended up naming their bar a very bar and grill like shortened.

1:16:54

Sandy's like, if I w that's not a bar I want to go to as a dignified adult in their early to mid thirties, like tons of wack.

1:17:06

Yeah. Katy Maloney is bar and grill would maybe even be a better name for this space.

1:17:10

And

1:17:10

now

1:17:10

she's

1:17:10

getting

1:17:10

her

1:17:10

full

1:17:10

circle

1:17:10

moment

1:17:10

and

1:17:10

I'm

1:17:10

excited

1:17:10

to

1:17:10

see

1:17:10

where

1:17:10

she

1:17:10

takes

1:17:20

us.

1:17:23

I felt vindicated for Katy. I'm like, so team Katie now, I'm like, you are the, you know, nev Campbell's not really in our Lexicata anymore.

1:17:31

Like you're taking over for her. You're like, yep.

1:17:33

The sexiest slicked back hair, or you're doing kind of like a wild things.

1:17:37

Vibes Her

1:17:39

femme fatale party.

1:17:40

I love her being like, we've been in sweats all for years and now it's time to get sexy, which you would really think she's the last person to like organize that.

1:17:52

But she, she does the damn thing.

1:17:54

She pulls out the cheese plate and she rose on the kitchen island And

1:17:59

it looks like she went to a wedding and snuck like two little like cubed cheese blades off a table, put it in a bag and repurpose it into where contemporary farmhouse valley, home, humongous kitchen island, respect Wrapped

1:18:14

with a bow. Like they were, I feel, yeah.

1:18:18

I'm like, where did these come from?

1:18:20

They're

1:18:20

not,

1:18:20

I

1:18:20

don't

1:18:20

think

1:18:20

they

1:18:20

sell,

1:18:20

like

1:18:20

with

1:18:20

the

1:18:20

bow

1:18:27

stuff. You won't find that at a California whole foods, like the, and the plastic wrap, like that is like, certainly not an Erewhon vibe.

1:18:35

So I feel like it's like a Von it's a Vons or something like that.

1:18:40

Like the, like the right when you walk into Vaughn's, there's maybe just a table of like little things that you can grab.

1:18:46

And she was just like, okay, Maybe

1:18:49

she grabbed the two and ran right back out.

1:18:51

It could be a clipped out anything just, I got, I do kind of like it clumped up vibes from pretty much all the women on fender pump roles, especially Kristin, Kristin,

1:19:04

for sure. You know, she's probably stolen like a car, like a bank, a truck, like an armored van.

1:19:10

She's robbed a bank.

1:19:13

And she, well, again, Katie

1:19:16

though, then talk shit. Just when I think that I'm like rooting for her, she decides to talk shown on my queen.

1:19:21

Sheena's like soft core porn movie that she shot.

1:19:27

And like, don't come for Sheena like that.

1:19:31

She Shits on her. She's like, some of us would do anything to like get our acting careers going.

1:19:37

And it's like, well, yeah, Sheena's like would do anything.

1:19:40

And that's why she did have like some semblance of an acting career.

1:19:44

Unlike you who were like basically 33 with no other options at the start of Vanderpump rules, Katie

1:19:53

wouldn't have done that same movie. If it was not presented to, are they all, that's literally what they're all trying to do at the beginning of season one Vanderpump rules.

1:20:00

Like we're all like actors Model,

1:20:04

actor, episode of the Jonas brothers show.

1:20:08

Like she was like, yeah.

1:20:11

Or she might've had like a small character arc.

1:20:14

She was like a pizza pizza girl or something like that.

1:20:17

Like Sheena was doing it.

1:20:20

She, Anna was doing it and she's still doing it and she will continue to Sheena.

1:20:25

Fuck John Mayer. Like that's cool.

1:20:29

Cool. And she fucked up Brandi Glanville is like, that's how, like I Remember,

1:20:35

like She

1:20:37

knew it wasn't even supposed to be a part of Vanderpump rules.

1:20:39

She was kind of just like, oh, this weird waitress that like has beef with like Lisa vendor bumps, friend, Brandi, Glanville, and Sheena made it into being a full-time cast number of Vanderpump roles.

1:20:51

And now she is the queen of the show and she has been for eight years.

1:20:54

So Yeah,

1:20:55

she is literally the Lorna song fucked my way up to the top like that.

1:21:02

Is she not hell yes.

1:21:04

Katie's

1:21:04

just

1:21:04

a

1:21:08

hater. And that, that was rude.

1:21:10

And then LA, she was like, I think I've watched that to get off once.

1:21:13

And I was like, hell yeah, It's

1:21:16

Beautiful. I hope a LA goes lesbian.

1:21:18

Now that Rand's out of the picture And

1:21:21

kinda think that's kind of a herb struggle is like, cause she goes off.

1:21:26

She goes Affleck. The weirdest men, but is still so female empowerment.

1:21:32

I just also just, my intuition is like, I can see her with other women.

1:21:36

I'm like, that's what you enjoy. I don't think.

1:21:39

Okay. Here's the thing. I don't think, I can't imagine LA like blowing Randall and having like an intuitive, good time.

1:21:47

I can imagine her going down on a woman and having like a way better time.

1:21:54

Yeah. I don't think Randall is giving LA like the best orgasms of her life.

1:22:00

I'll just put it that way.

1:22:02

I agree. Yeah. That doesn't like he's, I mean, She

1:22:06

probably likes being with him.

1:22:10

Yeah. Well there's a lot of perks or like be cuddling.

1:22:11

He seems like a cuddly and like, I can understand, like he does seem like the kind of person, like when his attention is focused on you, you feel like you're the only person that matters.

1:22:26

She was like, I like Randall. He's fun. And he's like, he's a, And

1:22:29

Lisa thinks Randall has money.

1:22:31

So I think that's why she also likes him because she believes him to be like wealthy.

1:22:38

But like, does anything, he knows a lot of people, a lot of money, potentially.

1:22:42

Even the IRS, like a lot of money Jackson, 1.2 million that the IRS do we know what happened with that?

1:22:52

I don't know. We need to like figure that out. I have to like message Tracey Morrissey.

1:22:56

Cause I feel like she's always really good at looking into that.

1:23:00

Walk me on Instagram. I don't, I don't know why to say, I Don't

1:23:04

know who blocked me Twitter, but not on Instagram.

1:23:06

I don't think, but I haven't checked in with him In

1:23:09

a while. Since he's off the show, I'm kind of like who cares?

1:23:13

Yeah. I would buy beer. Choose though my Heartbeat.

1:23:16

I know I would have always bought that.

1:23:18

I saw like a container of something that looked like beer, cheese and like a public trash can the other day.

1:23:26

And I instantly thought of me MA's beer cheese and was like, I wish that was like a mammo it's beer, cheese Discarded,

1:23:31

a board port wine.

1:23:33

I

1:23:36

know. Come on breath.

1:23:39

Anyways.

1:23:43

Sheena talk also at this party, it's like, everyone's hanging out.

1:23:47

It's like watching a bunch of people that don't like each other, like hang out and try to have a good time together, which is just like strange.

1:23:58

It's strange because like, it's so weird though. They like, this is what I've noticed in like the season of Vanderpump rules is like before the party even really gets going, they make them do like a dance montage.

1:24:07

It's

1:24:07

like,

1:24:07

they've

1:24:07

been

1:24:07

at

1:24:07

the

1:24:07

party

1:24:07

for

1:24:07

like

1:24:07

15

1:24:11

minutes. It's like the bright lights. And they're like fucked up weird and CNO like farmhouse and every light is on and the production lights and like dance party.

1:24:20

And I'm like, they're like torque on each other.

1:24:23

And then like, then they talk about show.

1:24:26

Like there's no way this is organically happening because like, no, Sorry.

1:24:30

That's never who acts like that.

1:24:32

Like no one acts like that. No one Acts

1:24:34

like that.

1:24:36

If you're in a dance, it's like at the end of the night, like on winter house, when they're dancing, I believe that that's real because they're all so shit faced.

1:24:44

Like that's the next logical step at 12:30 AM.

1:24:49

But yeah, on Vanderbilt, not at 7:30

1:24:53

PM. And then I feel like you're right.

1:24:55

The producers are like, okay, like, can we get like some dance party footage now?

1:25:00

And then they all have, You have to breast pump.

1:25:02

Law's going to storm off. So what we need to do is like, get you in the couples.

1:25:07

Like just kind of for fucking 15 seconds, just kind of pretend like you're listening to the best Missy Elliot's honey you've ever heard and give it your all.

1:25:15

And then they're like, okay. It's like, Hey, like Sheena, do you want to tell LA?

1:25:19

It's like, oh, it's just jarring weird.

1:25:21

It's it's a little fake and a little random, but I'm

1:25:25

still passionate About like, you know, And

1:25:29

I don't love it. No, but I'm with that For

1:25:33

life. We are. I'm literally like, let release me from this prison that I've created for myself.

1:25:38

Like just end the show please.

1:25:41

So I can stop talking about it.

1:25:44

Yeah. I'm going to watch this Until

1:25:46

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Lola like strolling over to the girls.

1:27:56

And she's like, are you guys having a conversation?

1:27:58

And they're like, yes.

1:28:00

And she goes, when your end, when you're finished with the convo, may I borrow you for a moment to Sheena?

1:28:06

And I was like, wow, you guys are phoning it in at this point.

1:28:10

And

1:28:10

then

1:28:10

they

1:28:10

like

1:28:10

make

1:28:14

up.

1:28:15

They make up. And it's in a way where if I thought Lala was a genuine person saying what she is saying, I'm like, well, that's nice to hear.

1:28:26

And Sheena receives it very well.

1:28:30

Then Lala's like, can I give you a hug?

1:28:34

And then that's when she starts crying.

1:28:37

And I'm like, oh girl, the heart, the hormones are like raging and like Raging.

1:28:42

Yeah. And then Lala says she needs to go.

1:28:45

She's like, is it okay if I go talk to your man right now?

1:28:48

And I just like, hate when she puts it that way.

1:28:50

And then I realized this whole, this whole season is just scenes of LA going up to people and being like, are we good?

1:28:59

Like, I feel like she's that 20 times so far and then continues to do it multiple times in this episode.

1:29:05

And I'm like enough of this.

1:29:06

The answer is no, you're not good with anyone.

1:29:09

You're not actually friends with them. And you don't care about that.

1:29:11

Your Man, my man, So

1:29:15

many mans sometimes.

1:29:18

Yeah. She goes to Brock and talks to him in front of Tom and James and then Brock is not as receptive.

1:29:26

And then Lala says, I'm like a fine wine.

1:29:29

Some people like me and some people would rather have boxed wine and then brought, goes, well, I'm drinking scotch.

1:29:36

And I was thinking, hell yeah.

1:29:40

And Brock has also smoking a cigar.

1:29:41

And he's having like boys, boys night smoking a cigar wearing suspenders.

1:29:48

You're having boys night.

1:29:53

You don't need to talk like LA now is not the time.

1:29:56

LA No. And they don't.

1:29:59

Yeah. They don't end things very well Now,

1:30:03

but long Time.

1:30:05

Yeah, it has to know like, because she, she sat down and she's like, well, what originally she wanted to do was like, oh, I want to pull Sheena aside because the two of us need to have a conversation.

1:30:17

But when it came to Brock, she was like, I can do this in front of everyone.

1:30:22

Like, I don't care. I'm just going to spout off some like weird isms.

1:30:25

And I'll be fine with Brock if I just keep talking.

1:30:29

And Brock's like, no, like you're kind of a detriment to my life and my wife's happiness and stability.

1:30:37

So like, I'm not like, I don't know why we wouldn't just talk.

1:30:43

Yeah. And you just say, you say or sorry, but then also you say just to accept that, you'll say whatever you want whenever you want.

1:30:50

No, you should be fine with that.

1:30:54

Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:55

Then Sheena interrupts before things can get too heated and she's like, I have to go feed and her, her jugs are just wild to me.

1:31:07

Huge. She's I

1:31:09

had a great rack. She's like, I'm a small G now.

1:31:12

And I'm like, God, I love that.

1:31:13

I love things.

1:31:14

Hot rack on Vanderpump rules.

1:31:19

Reasons to have kids.

1:31:21

Yeah. Number one is like huge Tip,

1:31:24

big milkers. Yeah.

1:31:26

Big Milkers. You kids.

1:31:27

Mommy knows. Well, I think she wore the blazer cause he was like, I don't have dresses that fit me.

1:31:34

Like I don't show them off. Like I think that the audience wants So

1:31:37

like Sheena and Lala both were like kind of big blazers.

1:31:40

Well, no Sheena's was kind of tailored to fit her, but LOL is kind of like thin and like slinky and I'm like, maybe like I've seen a blend.

1:31:48

See, I'll get Instagram posts. Like I'm gonna do that.

1:31:50

It's like, you're not stylish. But like, she was like, none of my dresses fit me.

1:31:54

I can't do body contouring. I need some tailoring.

1:31:57

I admire.

1:31:58

And I respect that. And again, I love Sheena so much.

1:32:03

I mean, she she's making it work. Great.

1:32:05

Yeah. Look, it looks incredible.

1:32:07

Smooth as younger than I do.

1:32:08

Yeah.

1:32:10

I'm like, I just like, I like seeing her, I feel like she keeps it pretty real and like, yeah.

1:32:19

I just like present LA Keeps

1:32:22

it real to the best of her ability.

1:32:24

And she's always been an open book and I w we appreciate that.

1:32:33

And there's a personal, like a reality TV show.

1:32:35

That's like what you need to be bringing.

1:32:38

It's like the same as like Rona singer, like watching like the new season of like real Housewives of like ultimate girls trip.

1:32:46

Like Ramona's like kind of just this wild animal you're watching and was a zoo.

1:32:55

She needs to watch that. I'm still on my list. I'm gonna watch it tonight.

1:32:57

I've heard that. It's so good.

1:32:59

Like,

1:32:59

it's

1:32:59

like

1:32:59

cry,

1:33:02

laughing. Like my friend who was texting me, he was like, I was like crying.

1:33:06

It's really God Laura.

1:33:08

Okay. I'm I can't wait. That's my hot plan.

1:33:11

That's tonight. I don't think that Sheena is that much like Ramona, but I don't think that like, Sheena keeps secrets.

1:33:19

She just is delusional.

1:33:21

So like, whatever is true to her as true to us, you know what her relationships with like fucking Rob and it was the opposite.

1:33:32

I

1:33:32

was

1:33:32

like,

1:33:32

what

1:33:32

was

1:33:32

her

1:33:32

last

1:33:37

name? That's like his first name also.

1:33:41

Yeah.

1:33:41

He's

1:33:41

kinda

1:33:41

like

1:33:41

my

1:33:45

type. Just kind of like a dim Burley, like, oh, Who's

1:33:49

like, wherever you say. Yeah, no, I'll be in my room.

1:33:52

That's yeah. So I'm looking for Like,

1:33:57

in on-brand with sand of all, or like the Schwartz triplets.

1:34:01

It's just a very upstate, like depressed fat loser.

1:34:05

What

1:34:05

I

1:34:05

am,

1:34:05

and

1:34:05

I'm

1:34:05

going

1:34:05

to

1:34:05

likes,

1:34:05

attract

1:34:05

likes

1:34:05

called

1:34:05

the

1:34:05

law

1:34:05

of

1:34:11

attraction. Yeah.

1:34:15

And I like that Sheena, like Sheena's struggles with like, she puts on a happy face and pretend like everything's amazing, even though her life is like crumbling and I think that's highly relatable and that's the kind of energy I crave.

1:34:29

Well, we just like frozen, like her face is frozen and she's just kinda like, she'll kind of like cower back, like maybe like five degrees and be like, I'm hearing what you're saying.

1:34:38

I'm not going to rack now.

1:34:40

I will go home and process this information.

1:34:42

But like, it's not going to have a set me right now, but like, okay.

1:34:45

I think I'm, I think I'm hearing, I think she does hear people in certain ways and like, you know, as years go by, like, you know, she knows at the same person, she was season one or two and, and you know, what are either of us, you know, we're, we're much different.

1:35:02

Fuck. All involved. Yeah.

1:35:03

Have you, haven't been watching Vanderpump rules if you've been watching VPR from the jump and you find that you're the same person, you were the start of remember rules.

1:35:15

You need to fucking figure it out because something ain't right.

1:35:21

And that's coming from me. Like somebody who, you know, kind of barely.

1:35:23

No I have, but like I

1:35:27

had some of my darkest days about season like four, no, like season five to six, I think was like my, probably one of my life, like lowest point in my life.

1:35:40

So I've really gone. Like, it's been a roller coaster.

1:35:44

Yeah. But now on the up and up, Yeah,

1:35:46

you look great. Podcast is amazing.

1:35:50

Thanks. Fucking killing it, mate.

1:35:52

Killing Hell.

1:35:54

Yeah. Lisa takes Schwartz into her basement of sin and then comes out wearing that doggy mask and goes, would you like to do doggie style with me?

1:36:05

And like kind of humps the air.

1:36:07

And I was like, what is this relationship like?

1:36:09

This is like your boss, the sexual harassment.

1:36:14

And Lisa have a weird kind of mother, son like dumb and like bottom kind of relationship where Liza knows that like shorts is like the most impressionable person that like she would probably ever meet that she's involved with business-wise or any, any, any way.

1:36:38

Schwartz is like a little boy.

1:36:39

So

1:36:39

Lisa's

1:36:39

wearing

1:36:39

this

1:36:39

like

1:36:39

fucked

1:36:39

up

1:36:39

like

1:36:39

dog

1:36:45

animatronic. Okay. I don't understand. How can you maybe, you know, how does the mouth, because The snow is moving as she is talking.

1:36:53

I don't know how it fucking working.

1:36:55

That is fucking, it is, It

1:36:57

is so crazy.

1:36:59

So we all saw the posts. I think you definitely talked about on your, I've heard on your pod, you talked about how horrific this Halloween costume of Lisa Vanderpump, SWAT.

1:37:08

She puts the head on and her basement is like, kind of, it looks kind of like an Ohio.

1:37:13

Like if you knew, like if you live in Ohio and like you knew like a rich person that their parents had like a five bedroom house, like a finished basement, like there is a quadrant of a base and there's just like doors where there's like steel racks of just like random crap that is Lisa's and below Rossa basement.

1:37:32

And so then she just kind of slides on this dog mask and she's like, right.

1:37:38

Doll, like area. How do you think?

1:37:40

And he's like, what the fuck? He's like, then his confessional he's like, well, now I have to like kick Haiti to get one of these to be attracted to her.

1:37:49

Okay. I think that, do you, or, okay.

1:37:53

Do you think that Schwartz and Lisa could or would fuck on the future?

1:38:00

I think that Lisa should fuck Schwartz.

1:38:03

I think that that's like where this could potentially lead.

1:38:06

And one of the only ways to make this show truly great again, would be for them to carry on like a full blown affair.

1:38:18

Correct? I do not think they have fucked.

1:38:20

I think they heard it.

1:38:22

And I think the Tom's shorts is flirting is probably just, it's kind of falling on deaf ears.

1:38:28

Well, at least I'm sure she appreciates.

1:38:30

I mean, who, what, what person of a certain age wouldn't like someone of a certain age hitting on them.

1:38:36

Like, Or

1:38:38

just saying like they're pretty or being like, it's like, he'll do things like her feet will be on.

1:38:42

Usually lead to your feet are so pretty.

1:38:45

And then of course you're going to be like, okay, that's cute.

1:38:47

Someone's 30 years younger than you.

1:38:50

And like saying that I think Ken

1:38:52

will die, Die.

1:38:56

Yes. Oh my God. We're so on the same page, Going

1:38:59

to outlive cat, if that doesn't happen, my whole ethos will fall apart.

1:39:04

Ken's going to die.

1:39:05

And then Schwartz and they come over, console her with this giant weird middle, no ring finger toe was, it was like more in his toe.

1:39:15

I was like, Morton's toe Morton's toe Morton.

1:39:19

So he's going to come over. And his little Adidas slides that might be off-market fake targets, like whatever he's going to come over.

1:39:28

He's in the comforter. And like, they were going to get it on more than like, I mean, we also thought like Jackson, Lisa had like Jackson, Tom shorts are completely different people in that way, like sexually in terms like they're like libido, but I think Lisa is equally invested in the same kind of attention.

1:39:53

Yeah. I think that Jax Jax is the kind of person that would like initiate more.

1:39:59

Like, I feel like Jack's, his mentality is like shooters, shoot, and Schwartz is a more passive kind of guy, but he's the kind of guy that if you come onto him, he will fuck you.

1:40:13

Like there's no, like whoever you are.

1:40:15

I don't think it matters. And I think that's the reason he's cheated on Katie.

1:40:18

So many times is because girls are just like, oh my God.

1:40:21

And like make out with them. And he's not going to say no.

1:40:24

And when Lisa finds herself being horny and lonely and sad and Schwartz comes over with a gift basket, I think she'll like hug him and kind of like nuzzle into his neck and then just start kissing him.

1:40:41

And then it's over.

1:40:45

Cause like, can, is kind of giving like Logan, Roy on succession or it's like, He's

1:40:52

not all, I think he's not all There.

1:40:54

I kind of said this on my podcast recently, not to like make it up, but it's like, Lisa like is much as she possibly can.

1:41:02

She, whoever can, she can get her web.

1:41:04

She wants to like replicate and like mirror her aesthetic.

1:41:08

So she like dresses her dogs up a certain way.

1:41:11

And now like her husband trusts in like the same kind of like custom tailoring shirting, kind of like verbally button up, like, like her dogs are dressed the same as her husband.

1:41:20

And they both, they all seem as decrepit in like the, on the brink of like death, which like go off.

1:41:28

But like She

1:41:31

loves an animal that's like holding on for dear life, wearing a little suit.

1:41:37

How Much older is Lisa?

1:41:38

Like 10, A

1:41:41

lot older. I think she was what, 21 when they met or when they got married and he was like, I want to say he was in his forties or something.

1:41:51

They're not like 30 years out. 20 years, Their

1:41:53

age gap, couple for sure.

1:41:55

Actually

1:41:58

in my age.

1:42:01

I know now we're getting to the age where like, you have to be like 60 arrogant Jane, Tom Gerardi age gap, which is less sexy.

1:42:09

It's like, you just have less like glory years to enjoy it before they fucking drive off a cliff.

1:42:15

You know what I mean?

1:42:17

We both need Viagra now.

1:42:18

So it's like not the same.

1:42:23

Oh, he's only 16 years older than her.

1:42:25

That's not anything I thought he truly was like 25 to 30 years older than her, but I was wrong.

1:42:32

He, I kind of seem to be losing a little bit of a mental capacity or we're just gonna like marauding around as a state.

1:42:38

Kind of like in these like crazy, like Michael Jackson, garbs like, oh, what is this?

1:42:45

Yeah, there was some moment from the last episode where Lala or someone said something, Ken was like, whoa.

1:42:51

And like seemed really confused.

1:42:54

And I was like, oh, that's genuine.

1:42:55

Like he does not know what you're even talking.

1:42:58

It was more genuine than like, remember when like the real Housewives of Beverly Hills where like that all the women like met up with like Tom Gerard.

1:43:04

And they're like, oh my God, you're telling the best stories we love.

1:43:07

Tom's Roy. Oh, he's such a great host.

1:43:09

Like he's so weathered. He's so great. He loves entertaining.

1:43:11

Lisa's

1:43:15

husband. Ken seems so much less with it than that.

1:43:18

And I'm like, girl, any day, any day, any day start planning.

1:43:23

Sorry. You know, start game was Who

1:43:27

pushed him in the pool. And So

1:43:31

heroine killed that's what did it that put him in an early grave?

1:43:38

That was his Tom Gerardi driving off the cliff moment.

1:43:42

Who was it?

1:43:43

It wasn't like wasn't Yolanda.

1:43:49

No, it was a husband. It was a man.

1:43:51

It was, it was like Mauricia or like, ah, fuck.

1:43:56

Who was that?

1:43:58

I'm Googling. Who pitched Kevin and was About,

1:44:00

we, we obviously have to know the listeners need to know.

1:44:03

Cause it's It

1:44:05

was it wasn't out of is Yolanda.

1:44:09

No, no, it was not. It was a man. I, it was a man.

1:44:11

Well, I think it was a man.

1:44:14

I was like Maricio Taylor

1:44:19

Oh

1:44:22

God.

1:44:24

Of course it was a toxic gay who would just push Ken Todd into the pool.

1:44:29

Incredible work.

1:44:32

Like a decade office life, their joint slay.

1:44:36

They're the same after that. That was the same, Honestly.

1:44:38

That's that's what did that is Taylor Armstrong?

1:44:41

She's on like another like ultimate girls trip thing, right?

1:44:45

There's like another, Yeah, I think she's going to be on the next one.

1:44:48

I missed her. I've craved her, my fellow, Oklahoma native.

1:44:53

So Yeah, we need to check back in with her.

1:44:58

It's time.

1:44:59

Schwarz is really stressed because he's basically like supporting his whole family and pinching pennies and I just love Lisa's Savage.

1:45:10

She's like, then not your responsibility.

1:45:12

And

1:45:12

she's

1:45:12

like

1:45:12

cut

1:45:12

them

1:45:15

off. Never speak to them again.

1:45:19

Yeah. It was a crazy cause. And also Schwartz reveals like how much he sends to them.

1:45:23

He's like maybe 400 to $500 a month.

1:45:26

I was like, oh, that's not that mad for split between five people, like a hundred.

1:45:33

What are they?

1:45:34

What are they doing with that money? Like, listen, I am, I grew up in dire straits.

1:45:39

I understand like how much a dollar can go.

1:45:42

However, like if you're buying like a one point something or even like two point something, million dollar house shave off a hundred grand, give it to your family.

1:45:57

There's it's like, teach him something to fish.

1:46:01

You know? It's like you could have supported them.

1:46:05

But also, I mean, I kind of agree. Elisa's like not his job, that Kind

1:46:11

of hard situation.

1:46:13

It's, It's difficult to actually really, it's an impossible, it's an impossible situation because it'll never be enough.

1:46:19

Like you want to save your family And

1:46:22

he's the most successful person out of his whole family and the oldest sibling.

1:46:28

I think he's older than those triplets.

1:46:31

Yeah. Did he say that his parents divorced during the pandemic?

1:46:34

I thought I kind of gathered that.

1:46:37

Yeah. They divorced either.

1:46:39

Yeah. During the pandemic or like recent, like had undergone a recent divorce and all seemed dark.

1:46:47

That's tough. I guess.

1:46:49

Yeah. My parents' divorce was like the best thing that ever happened to me.

1:46:53

So I'm like not, thank God took them in to, Yeah.

1:47:00

I want to know. I like both want to know, but also don't want to know more about his sandwich.

1:47:05

I'm conflicted. Yeah.

1:47:08

I would send it. I would rather Have him fucking Proposition.

1:47:16

Hey, I like the brothers, they come trip.

1:47:20

But

1:47:20

then

1:47:20

Charlie

1:47:20

Brock

1:47:20

and

1:47:20

Sheena

1:47:20

are

1:47:20

working

1:47:20

out

1:47:20

at

1:47:20

the

1:47:20

bar

1:47:20

method

1:47:20

studio

1:47:20

that

1:47:20

I

1:47:20

used

1:47:20

to

1:47:20

go

1:47:20

to

1:47:20

for

1:47:29

years.

1:47:31

Yes. Have worked out with that bar method instructor.

1:47:33

Like I know her.

1:47:35

I was like, wow, good to see that, that survived.

1:47:39

Glad they're getting some coin from having them film in the studio.

1:47:44

I saw them. I was like, this looks good. I mean, I would like to, someone would have to put a gun to my head, to go there, but like, I was like, this is good.

1:47:50

You know, It's a really good workout.

1:47:52

It's hard as fuck. Yeah. It's a lot of like tiny muscle movements and then stretching consumer controlled movements and then stretching all in a carpeted room with a lot of women.

1:48:03

And they're like, it's all women mostly.

1:48:05

And then there will be like maybe one or two men, but it was the kind of the kind of woman that would go there would be wearing Lulu lemon, head to toe.

1:48:15

You're not allowed to show your midriff at all.

1:48:18

Like, and you have to wear a full leg, like leggings all the way to your ankles or whatever they have to cover your knees.

1:48:25

And it was all women in Lulu.

1:48:28

And then everyone was engaged.

1:48:30

Like every woman had like a rock on her finger.

1:48:33

And I was like, oh my God, this is like a cult kind of.

1:48:36

And then the rooms carpeted. So it like a carpeted room feels very cold vibes to me, A

1:48:42

little too comfortable. And You're just like slowly T doing teeny little movements.

1:48:48

Yeah. I don't know why I'm drawn to like, kind of like, women's like palati is like hot body.

1:48:52

First of all, I don't, I've never done a workout class.

1:48:54

Like if I was going to I'm like a giant man, I'm like six, two, I'm a little overweight.

1:49:00

I'm legally obese. But like, I think that bar class, like just kinda like getting on your tippy toes and like Brock did it too.

1:49:07

He was there and he was like, oh Mike, this is same fucking top ball.

1:49:10

It makes you want to slap my wife.

1:49:12

You know, it's tough.

1:49:17

It's tough. It's a tough Like

1:49:20

the women.

1:49:24

Sorry, sorry.

1:49:26

What? Like the workouts that like female models have to do have to be the toughest of anything.

1:49:32

You know, it's not CrossFit is like, child's play compared to like bar and a hot Bonnie blondies To

1:49:40

get into those like weird.

1:49:41

Cause you have to get those like weird places that you can't attack with like a CrossFit.

1:49:47

Like you want to get like right here, like toned.

1:49:50

And so then you have to do like all this stuff of like pushing and contorting your body.

1:49:55

Yeah. And even today I was thinking like in my own workout, it was like, I wonder if bar method is still around, like would love to do another class, then watch Vanderpump rules in there.

1:50:03

It was, There you go.

1:50:05

No need to wonder day it Talk

1:50:08

about, I don't even know what, I really didn't take a lot of notes on their conversation.

1:50:12

I just know that it ended with Brock doing like a full-blown like backwards somersault into standing and then getting like lightheaded.

1:50:21

Yes. Charlie was there.

1:50:23

My note was like Charlie fears that she's becoming an outsider in the group.

1:50:27

And I'm like, well, yeah, because you're not anyway, you're so age inappropriate for this group.

1:50:33

And it's weird. They even kind of kept you on.

1:50:36

They just needed like a woman to, or anyone to be working in the restaurant to show like, oh, I'm serving goat cheese balls.

1:50:45

Otherwise like they've all grown, sir.

1:50:47

Like they're not at third. No, one's that's our, Yeah,

1:50:50

no one is a sir. You're so right.

1:50:52

Even she's the only person. I don't even think that Charlie works their actual Yeah.

1:50:57

But I think that she was like, sure, I'll work there on camera.

1:51:02

Right. Cause especially during like COVID and LA, I feel like you guys, I mean, I don't know if it's like delayed, but like filming.

1:51:09

I feel like they had to like hire extras that were like COVID negative.

1:51:15

I don't think that I don't think that they were like truly open when they were filming at the restaurant.

1:51:21

I do think it was populated with like friends and extras just to make it seem like those restaurants.

1:51:26

And I don't think certainly people weren't being like, God restaurants are rock open.

1:51:30

I can't wait to go to serve.

1:51:34

But it was Also selling the LA locals or that's not the first stop on their leg restaurant lists.

1:51:42

Those are the things that, cause I didn't realize like, cause I was listening cause I listened to some religiously you're in carrier talking about how like the Excelsior pass, like people weren't checking for like COVID vaccines at bars and shit.

1:51:56

And that happened in New York, like literally fucking six months.

1:52:01

It was like spring, beginning of summer, they Just

1:52:06

started Doing it. Now it's been Restaurants

1:52:10

here. Yeah. Like now they are like, but not, not every restaurant it's or maybe, I don't know, actually I haven't been to that many restaurants, but it's just, I've noticed recently it's like a thing that you have to show your VAX card and stuff, but yeah.

1:52:27

LA is like very behind on all the COVID Staff,

1:52:33

I guess. So I mean, I go to like truly like three places within walking distance.

1:52:39

So like I've already shown my back's card ones, but I was at the bar that I go to next door to my house and was a woman like a few nights ago that was like, they asked her for a PAX card and she was like, oh my God, thank you so much.

1:52:52

Like no one is asking us anymore.

1:52:55

Like thank you so much for asking me.

1:52:57

And I was just like, God,

1:53:02

what? No.

1:53:04

Yeah. They, oh, I have been to a couple shows at the Hollywood bowl and they've asked they ask when you go in there.

1:53:10

But that was also nice.

1:53:12

Cause it's like outside. So you really don't have to like wear a mask or anything Also

1:53:16

COVID it's still going around, like to my very good fans, just got COVID other people that I know friends of friends are getting COVID they're vaccinated.

1:53:24

They've already had COVID things like the people that I know that have COVID got it when it first dropped the first release of it.

1:53:33

I was like, They got COVID 1.0 and now they're getting COVID 4.0 It's

1:53:38

like Jesus Christ. Like what the fuck?

1:53:41

Like, I mean, I, I got vaccinated.

1:53:43

I will survive. COVID I hope, but like to be a locked in the house again, I guess I was just like podcasts, but my wifi is shitty.

1:53:52

So like what I, you know, I don't know.

1:53:57

I know, I like, I feel like for a huge chunk of 2020, I was just dissociating and in a fugue state and then came out of it like around like October, November, last year and was like, whoa, like, I don't even remember most of this past year.

1:54:14

That's crazy, but managed to like pod through it and then like just continued pod life.

1:54:20

But I'm like now at least like getting to go out and meet up with people more and feels like, okay, thing.

1:54:28

There's some sense of normalcy. Like I can't, we can't go back.

1:54:32

We just simply must move forward.

1:54:34

Oh, there's no going back.

1:54:35

No, Don't

1:54:37

send us back. Also everyone gathering at this bar, the Belmont and then being masked lists indoors at a bar, knowing that it was like, I don't think that was a time when you could even do that in LA.

1:54:50

I was like shocked, but also just happy that they were all pretending that that was like what life was like, I guess this summer Final

1:54:59

scene of, Of

1:55:02

the bell of the bar gathering.

1:55:04

Okay. Yeah. I was like, what does that bar call?

1:55:06

Cause it kind of is my vibe.

1:55:09

It's a bar that they they go to all the time.

1:55:14

Yeah. But I don't think people, I don't think you could go indoors at a bar, but this summer, but I also don't know.

1:55:23

Cause I haven't been like, No I was yeah.

1:55:25

Oh, so yeah. LA is actually so yeah, I didn't like think about that.

1:55:29

I was like, well, you know, I've been doing a boon on that open road, like lawns.

1:55:35

All right. I've been on that open road.

1:55:37

No

1:55:37

one

1:55:37

really

1:55:37

cares

1:55:37

that

1:55:37

much

1:55:37

in

1:55:37

New

1:55:42

York. And it's the most condensed place like in America.

1:55:47

Yeah. It's like LA we had a month where you could take masks off.

1:55:52

Like, and it was, felt like true freedom at last.

1:55:55

And then what, like one month, the day they were like J K mouse back on and then yeah, like they gave us a glimpse, which I would have rather just had them be like, don't ever take them off.

1:56:07

Like I don't want to taste the freedom and then have it taken away.

1:56:10

I just like want it just like keep us in that space.

1:56:13

But then I, but that was exactly like at the time that they were filming this and I don't to my knowledge or my memory, like you still were just only having outdoor dining here.

1:56:25

So it was just like, love.

1:56:28

This was like a total pretend.

1:56:30

But I accept that.

1:56:32

I accept their pretend like gathering.

1:56:34

So If you go into a Starbucks today to pick up a mobile order, are you putting a mask on?

1:56:39

I wouldn't be like, oh you are.

1:56:43

Oh yeah. You put a mask on.

1:56:44

Oh yeah.

1:56:46

You put a mask on, get your mobile order.

1:56:49

But then if you go sit down, you can sit down inside and eat it or drink it and then with your mask off.

1:56:56

So it's just all very confusing.

1:56:57

I just do whatever they tell me to do.

1:57:00

But

1:57:03

that's tragic.

1:57:06

There was the one month of freedom where you could just reason to Starbucks massless and grab your mobile order and then breeze out.

1:57:15

I, I remember that first month of, well, I mean, it's like still freedom in New York, but like I remember it was like Starbucks on the door.

1:57:22

If you're picking up a mobile order or if, and you're vaccinated, you don't need to wear a mask.

1:57:27

And I would just like kicked down the door.

1:57:30

Like You

1:57:33

just burst through like the Kool-Aid man.

1:57:37

And I just grabbed my shit, which is like, what you do you're in and you're out.

1:57:42

And there's like, people on their computers, like with their mask on, like, what is he doing?

1:57:47

I'm like, listen, like you're not going to get COVID for like the three seconds that I'm near you like 50 feet away.

1:57:56

Yeah. Well usually you just have to hold your breath the whole time you're in Starbucks, but you can't don't have to wear a mask.

1:58:04

I would do that.

1:58:07

Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was like, it was that.

1:58:10

And then now it's mask and they say, you have to show your vaccine card, but no one's asked me yet, but I have only gone in there for like a mobile order.

1:58:20

So TBD damn.

1:58:24

Yeah. Homicide, double homicide, Katie and Tom talk about like his weird family drama, but he won't really talk about it to her.

1:58:35

And it was just kind of like telling her also if my was like, I went to go see our boss and she put this thing on and like asked me if I would do her doggy style.

1:58:47

And I got really turned on. I'd be like, interesting.

1:58:51

But also like, why?

1:58:53

Like don't tell me this, like on camera, this seems like a post sex conversation I would like to have with you and laugh about.

1:59:00

But like, I don't want it posited in a way where like I know that you would like, fuck her.

1:59:06

Yeah. I also, like, I think most furries like furries don't actually have sex with each other.

1:59:11

We're kind of like asexual and they just want to call it pod each other.

1:59:15

That's what I've gathered from like delving slightly deep into furry, like Twitter for like five minutes in one day.

1:59:25

Yeah. And I love when Tom's like, yeah, I'm just so worried about like money right now.

1:59:29

And Katie has, you just won $900.

1:59:34

Yeah. Send that to you. That's two months of your family's allowance.

1:59:36

You're just griping about, oh, I used to send them a $400, like, well, 900 is like two and a half, you know, give them that.

1:59:44

But I love like if you're having a deep life financial problems, like $900 gonna go far, but it's not like something to be like, don't worry.

1:59:54

Cause you just got $900.

1:59:55

I

1:59:55

wonder

1:59:55

if

1:59:55

their

1:59:55

finances

1:59:55

are

1:59:55

kept

2:00:00

separate.

2:00:04

I feel like they're not. And I feel like, cause Schwartz is fucking stupid.

2:00:08

Like also their mirror, their prenup.

2:00:11

Oh wait, did they ever print out? What was it?

2:00:14

Oh, oh yeah. Nearly $400.

2:00:17

Oh my God. That was so funny. That was gold.

2:00:19

That was good as gold.

2:00:21

Yeah. Yeah. Incredible.

2:00:23

And then their conversation basically ends with Katie going, like you never opened up to me and he's like, I know.

2:00:30

And then she goes, you're the best husband.

2:00:31

And then they like hug and I was like, what's the truth.

2:00:35

I wrote, Katie is a good wife.

2:00:37

Isn't

2:00:41

she? I mean, she puts a lot of bullshit and like Tom does too.

2:00:44

But like Katie, Katie

2:00:46

does more than Tom's. I think Katie's learned that the best way to deal with Schwartz is like, you just accept him for what he is.

2:00:56

And then when he's talking and you just don't want to get irritated, you just go blank behind the eyes and think about like a beautiful, like tropical island somewhere and then give it like two and a half minutes and then zone back in and then he'll finish up whatever you said that was like going to really trigger you.

2:01:15

And then you can just be like, you're the best husband and hug him.

2:01:18

And then that's it. Yeah.

2:01:20

A great wife ladies take note.

2:01:24

And she was like, oh, well you do so much for them.

2:01:26

We use the port then like, you know, maybe take like four months off from supporting them and you'll get right back into it.

2:01:33

Like she was assuring him and I felt like, eh, you know, what else can she do?

2:01:37

I mean, I would not Tom short. So she did.

2:01:40

So like we're in this situation now where I'm like, well, okay, that's all she's going to do Better.

2:01:45

Put up with it. Yeah. Also I'm like, does he have a, how much does he gamble?

2:01:50

He said in a past episode, he's always every day he gambles on the computer.

2:01:55

I know. I think it's like kind of his like dark secret is he's gambling.

2:01:58

Cause

2:01:58

he

2:01:58

has

2:01:58

so

2:01:58

much,

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he's

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so

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little

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control

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in

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the

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rest

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of

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his

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life. Cause like he's in the backseat of his businesses with Tom Sandovall he's in the backseat of his marriage.

2:02:09

He probably needs like control of like some financial, he needs to gamble to feel alive and to feel like a man.

2:02:18

And he's probably lost everything they have.

2:02:22

Yeah. Yeah. I would not be surprised.

2:02:24

And he also has so much free time.

2:02:28

I feel like the, I know, I not sure.

2:02:31

That's why I really resented the beginning of the scene. They're like, Ooh, like old Katie did with like play like words with friends on her phone.

2:02:38

I'm like, what the fuck did you guys do?

2:02:40

Like, are you kidding me?

2:02:41

I mean, I'm sure she didn't no one did Four

2:02:45

or five months out of the year cumulatively.

2:02:47

And then like the rest is pretty much chill and play words with friends and like order Postmates online gamble.

2:02:59

Drink. Yeah. Maybe work out.

2:03:02

Yeah. Charlie does a power move that I appreciated where she just approaches a bunch of women who are older than her informed them about Wiki feet and then be like, and I've seen all your scores and mine's actually the highest, All

2:03:16

those scores.

2:03:17

Do you, all those scores?

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Wait, Laura, are you on Wiki? V I

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might Be. Might be. You haven't checked.

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You might be. I don't know.

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I haven't checked, but I did.

2:03:28

I posted an Instagram post once where my feet were in it.

2:03:33

And then I was like, oh, I wonder if someone will put this on Wiki fee.

2:03:37

I

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think

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I

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am.

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Oh,

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I

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am. Oh

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wait. I Have a four and a half stars.

2:03:47

Fucking Oh

2:03:49

five. That's more than any of That's

2:03:53

shocking because I have the hugest feet.

2:03:57

I'm like a size 11 and a half.

2:03:59

Like maybe a size 12 and some shoes literally.

2:04:04

Oh wait. So like I am a size 11 men.

2:04:07

Are we Like,

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what Euro? What Euro size are you?

2:04:11

I don't know. Like a 42, like 43.

2:04:17

I'm like a 42 Euro.

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Some shoes. A 43.

2:04:25

I'm a 45. I'm a size 11.

2:04:28

Okay. So when you said, and I was like, I thought it was like, you attracted one for women.

2:04:32

And I'm like, if Laura has the same size feet as me, like, that's just, that seems a little strange, but like That's

2:04:40

crazy. But no, I have a fucking huge honker feet.

2:04:45

Like I would not, I would not rate my feet a 4.5, but the people have spoken and they love what they've Done.

2:04:53

That loves a bit.

2:04:56

They love a big old foot, I guess.

2:04:58

Is it turns out Whose,

2:05:03

Who rates them, Man.

2:05:06

Wow. You see, you can see the numbers.

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I

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have

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nine

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total

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boats. Okay. Five people said beautiful.

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One person said nice.

2:05:17

Two people said, okay.

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And one person said ugly.

2:05:24

All their souls. I'll take It.

2:05:27

I'll take It.

2:05:27

Oh wow.

2:05:29

Love That.

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Incredible. I have a higher rated foot than any of the women on venerable rules.

2:05:38

Does Charlie have a five or does she have a 4.5?

2:05:42

Well, I didn't take the notes, but I was like, it was like four in like three and for some reason I thought it was like out of 10, like, oh, you're all doing so bad.

2:05:49

I don't know why. I didn't think I was like out of five.

2:05:51

And I was like, well, you're all like, you still got a ways to go.

2:05:56

I don't know. I don't know why in my head.

2:05:59

I thought Of like, Barnicle Men

2:06:04

are very harsh. The, the kind of man that would rate a woman's foot on a website called Wiki V like they're probably a little more harsher than necessary.

2:06:15

I know. But then are they, because now I'm kind of proven them wrong.

2:06:22

No, I know. And I'm so cloud, but like me to Raquel had, she'd never heard of Wiki feet.

2:06:30

How's it innocent? She's a beautiful white.

2:06:32

What is that?

2:06:33

I

2:06:33

love

2:06:33

Charlie

2:06:33

being

2:06:33

like

2:06:33

sell

2:06:33

picks

2:06:33

of

2:06:33

your

2:06:33

feet,

2:06:33

pay

2:06:33

for

2:06:33

your

2:06:33

nose

2:06:41

job.

2:06:43

It was actually so funny. I'm like Katie again is a queen who in common, she takes down seriously or scotch in Providence around us.

2:06:53

Like you can do. I take sketch comedy really Seriously.

2:06:56

I've trained Someone

2:07:00

in the bar graph gathering is wearing a coat that says scrawled font on the back live before you die.

2:07:12

That is honestly that's T That's

2:07:16

fucking D you Gotta love where you And

2:07:20

then Charlie and Sandoval have like a very inorganic conversation where she's like, what's the latest with you?

2:07:28

And he's like, then they talk about Lala as Lala sidles.

2:07:34

And then she says the thing she's been saying all season to Charlie, I just wanted to make sure we're good.

2:07:40

And

2:07:40

then

2:07:40

Charlie

2:07:40

and

2:07:40

her,

2:07:40

I

2:07:40

guess

2:07:40

like

2:07:40

make

2:07:40

it

2:07:40

make

2:07:47

up. And then Sandoval tries to tell Lala that all the fights that have happened so far are fights that she started, which is true.

2:07:55

It's true. They shouldn't have montage and tenable like LA LA.

2:07:59

He can't say LA like with a straight he's like LA it's like the first time he's ever met her, like LA LA, I just want you to grow LA law.

2:08:11

Yeah. And as they're talking like their conversation, isn't actually that tense, but the music got so tense.

2:08:17

And I was like, this soundtrack is doing all the work.

2:08:20

Like this show. They're not actually fighting.

2:08:22

It's just like the music getting louder and more intense.

2:08:26

Let me look to the Hughes's. And we're like rammers, like two plus two equals four, two plus two equals four.

2:08:31

And then like two plus two equals four.

2:08:34

And I was like, I can't even like deal with this shit.

2:08:36

Sounded all. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, I think I got to stop you and I have To

2:08:39

disengage, you know, I'm

2:08:43

disengaging from the conversation.

2:08:48

Yeah. And then there, we are really on another cliff hanger next week.

2:08:52

And it's just kind of more James crying about his weed addiction, which I'm here for.

2:08:58

And then I think just like more of the same, what would you, The

2:09:04

theme of the pool party outs? Is it burning man?

2:09:07

Or like, it seems like a like joker gesture, kind of like the characters and like a deck of cards.

2:09:13

It's like black and white and like red it's like, I don't know what the theme is, but there is a theme of a pool party and it seems like shit might.

2:09:22

Yeah. I don't know. She knows it was a very black Swan vibes and her outfit.

2:09:28

Yeah. I like them trying to imply that like, Charlie is getting me too groped by the pool and Sheena just stands there.

2:09:36

I was like, also, it's like very low state.

2:09:39

Like it's a very low stakes.

2:09:41

The

2:09:41

person

2:09:41

puts

2:09:41

his

2:09:41

hand

2:09:41

around

2:09:41

her

2:09:41

waist

2:09:41

linked

2:09:47

probably. And he's like, Hey, come over here.

2:09:49

And he like puts his hand on her ways and she's like, oh my God, no.

2:09:51

And then like, as soon as it's like, like Shana did not stand up for me, I'm like, well, I

2:09:58

can't believe she just stood there and watched, watch it happen.

2:10:02

That we're as a culture is like, you can't That's

2:10:07

all right. As far as like this show, giving us any sort of actual, like drama, is it can't and then it cuts to Sheena talking about something else.

2:10:17

And I thought they were still going to be like arbitrating the, like the thing that happened by the pool.

2:10:22

And she was like, I feel like I just did there and listened to them, like say step to sand, a ball or something like that.

2:10:28

And like, didn't stick up for him.

2:10:30

It seems like the tides are on Tom Sandovall a little Bit.

2:10:34

I mean, like, you know, while I was containing our anti Tom tirade, but you can't take Tom down and he's impossible cause he's not, he's not sloppy.

2:10:44

He's so criminally put together, you know, I love is that I hope Joe Simpson comes back and photographs.

2:10:52

Oh my God. Yeah, we need that.

2:10:55

But yeah, I'm I'm I guess still we're still watching Verse.

2:11:01

So I am going to watch And

2:11:05

we're making long content.

2:11:06

We made two hours, two hour episode out of, And

2:11:11

I'm like, well, maybe your editor will cut this part, but I'm like, well, how are they even approached that this is gonna be a longer, We

2:11:19

just do it. Yeah. We just give the people an XXL episode.

2:11:23

Well, the Charlie kind of, he didn't grow very put his hand on like, not even, it was like the small of her, not even the smaller bass.

2:11:30

He just like kind of like a side hug, kind of invited him over.

2:11:34

And he was like, Hey, what's up? And she's like, oh, what?

2:11:37

Like what? Okay. If this was to be like, juror, like legislatively, what do we want to like happen?

2:11:44

Like where if you were like, Hey guy, like, I like you like come over here, like talk to me.

2:11:49

And someone like touches you on this longer back, which is like, literally so hot and cold.

2:11:54

Like, we need that to survive. We need like a little bit of like A

2:11:59

little as a tree, as A

2:12:02

tree. And like, do, are we trying to get rid of that?

2:12:04

Cause like, what do we have?

2:12:06

And then it's like going to be like a life business to be like a queer New York, Facebook like furniture training group, wherever.

2:12:13

It was like, okay. So before I do this, I just want to say like, my furniture does suck and I'm overpricing it.

2:12:19

Or like, I just want to say like before I put my hand here, like, is this okay?

2:12:23

I'm like, what do we want?

2:12:25

Because it will end up there Party

2:12:27

like Saturday, you, you, and in COVID times, you know, everyone that's there.

2:12:34

It's not like, it's like a stranger came in And

2:12:36

they've been tested. They've been there probably the same call.

2:12:39

She and they probably already Googled each other, looked at their Instagram.

2:12:42

Like they know, you know, what's going on.

2:12:45

We don't know each other at this pool party.

2:12:46

I'm interested to see if this is really like a storyline that's going to play out.

2:12:51

Or if it's just like baiting us with like, just to get us to watch again.

2:12:55

I'm like, you don't have to do anything.

2:12:57

Right. Also the ratings are so terrible for Vanderpump rules.

2:13:00

Like they've heard the people that are watching.

2:13:03

Yeah. Th they're either watching, like we're watching.

2:13:05

Cause we're loyal and we want to see it.

2:13:09

It's not like attracting, I don't think venerable roles attracts like new people.

2:13:12

Like no Now

2:13:13

is not the time. Like winter houses attracting like probably three times as many new viewers with Yeah.

2:13:22

They should've put, they should've put like some VPR people in winter house.

2:13:31

Yeah. Maybe they'll do like a Palm Springs house and Get

2:13:35

them all together. That'll be fine.

2:13:37

Yeah. Winter house is also making me have a huge crush on Austin.

2:13:45

I'm more of a craft guy.

2:13:46

Not opposed to I'm a post-doc I ain't know.

2:13:50

I get Austin, but like I'm a He's

2:13:54

tall. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't find, I didn't think I

2:13:59

would. I know I get it. He has a pillow Company.

2:14:03

Yeah. Wow. Crap.

2:14:04

Wait, Craig

2:14:06

has a Pillow coming crack. I'm gonna cry guy.

2:14:10

Okay. Oh. So how do these guys drink so much and not gain any way?

2:14:16

I have no idea. I think they had take Adderall or do blow or something.

2:14:20

Well, I mean, I think Craig does, for sure.

2:14:23

He is looking, he has like a bit of like a puffy, like amphetamine face a little bit with like the readiness of a slight alcoholism problem.

2:14:37

I mean, you can imagine like, you know, we're recording video.

2:14:40

It will not be posted, but like over the course of the last two hours, I feel like my face has literally inflated just around like a few glasses of wine.

2:14:49

So how are these guys like literally drinking like a 30 rack of beer going to bed, waking up at 9:00 AM doing like little sledding and like dog races and where the fuck like ski slope shit.

2:15:01

And they look fine.

2:15:02

Like, how is this? And they're like, they're like my age, like what the fuck is going on?

2:15:07

Is that Adderall? Okay. He's

2:15:09

just got used to it. It's I think it's probably some Adderall.

2:15:12

And then they're just used to like such high volume of like alcohol intake that like, I feel like once a guy gets into like slamming 16 to 18 beers in a day, like they just can like do that nonstop.

2:15:27

That's fucked.

2:15:30

Yeah. Couldn't be my life.

2:15:33

But I love that for them.

2:15:35

Dan, thank you so much.

2:15:37

This marathon episode, We

2:15:42

can't stop podcasting.

2:15:44

We can't stop. I was literally like, we don't have that much to talk about and then smash to like two hours and 10 minutes later.

2:15:53

Like truly good.

2:15:54

I'm not even kidding you.

2:15:56

15 minutes ago. I was like something in my friend's apartment.

2:15:59

Cause my wifi, my apartment socks and like he's at dinner.

2:16:02

And I was like, I might, because I already took a bathroom break and you you're going to edit it out obviously.

2:16:07

But I was like, cause of like, when we were talking about like the femme fatale party, I was like, I think I'm going to piss my pants and just do that and not tell Laura that I'm pissing my pants, but now I can go to the bathroom, but I've been holding it if I sound tense because I'm on the brink of pissing my pants, Laura

2:16:26

holding it and ever since, oh my, oh my God.

2:16:29

I know. But like I have like one glass of like anything IP, one last one Nagra falls.

2:16:38

Thank you for Holding your piss in for an hour and A

2:16:41

half. I want to thank you for having your pond. I love pod sexy, sexy mini podcast.

2:16:47

You

2:16:49

know? I mean, you really blazed the trail for me in a way.

2:16:52

I just love you.

2:16:54

And I appreciate all your hard work and I appreciate you asking me.

2:16:58

I will come on the pond any fucking second of any day and you know what?

2:17:02

I might come back whenever I might ask you to come to my pond, It'd

2:17:07

be my truest pleasure guides.

2:17:10

Listen to dial Dan, sign up for his patron.

2:17:13

You are turning out content.

2:17:15

You just had your a hundredth episode.

2:17:18

That's huge. Yeah.

2:17:20

Big deal. You did it to him.

2:17:22

I did it. I did it to him.

2:17:24

Yeah. Until next time.

2:17:27

Love and light bitch. Love and Light.

2:17:29

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Despite this season, trying to hold us back today with me is friend of the pod, Dan allegretto. Hi, thank you so much for having me back. I'm so excited because I know that no matter what happens on Vanderpump rules, you'll make me laugh about it. So it's all good. That's great. Honestly, today is such, I was in a place of like Laura Murray, Shane halls today. I, you bought a couple, well, you bought a print for me and I bought a print that print haunted me for weeks and I couldn't stop thinking about it. And I was like, I need to, I just have to own this. Like I knew the exact place I wanted to put it in my apartment. And so it was like, And that means the world to me. And like I packed it up actually a few days ago, but I was like, cause I, I truly am like a pump or a subhead. I listened to every episode of your podcast. And I was like, you know what? Laura's getting an extra print for free. I won't tell you which one, but I will say it compliments, oh My God, that's so cool. A series. And then I went to the post office this morning. I shipped it out. And then I was listening to your latest episode, Carrie, about the molds, the recap of salt lake city. And that's when you messaged me like, Hey, can you come on the pod in a few hours? And I was like, oh man, It was meant to be, it's all happening. We stared at each other. It's truly all happening. You also have a really chic new hat that you put out a dial Dan hat for your podcast. And I'm probably gonna end up buying that too, because it's really good. The font incredible font work. It's designed by a guy who, I can't remember the name. I think his name's Lucas, but I bought this a few years ago, font for like promo for a Photoshop I had, but it's embroidered on like a Navy blue could a baseball hat. And like I found a guy in New Jersey that does a very great job. The hat is like truly like a high quality. And it's like, it looks really nice on my bald head and I don't want to wear it out in public, but I'm like, this is the nicest hat that I own now suddenly. So You simply must wear it. Yeah. I'm, I'm a huge fan of wearing my own March. Like mostly just to Starbucks and to my workout class, like as just an over shirt. But I think it's really self promotion is key in this day and age. Absolutely. And if you're not down to where your own merchant who will be down For me, it's between 12 and 18 people so far not flying off the shelves, but that's why I didn't order that many. So I kind of predicted this. Well, let's get into this week's episode. Cause like I actually did take a ton of notes too. I always tell myself like, there's nothing going on. I know. Do I like this? Do I not? But then I take like four pages of notes, like in small writing. Yeah. The most, once I've maybe taken for anything that I've ever taught this episode, which is maybe doll, but there's some gems. This isn't You have to really it's all about now just reading in between the lines of things and finding like my new details and like copying exact sentences word for word. Yeah. There was a lot of that on my end and I was lucky enough to have a friend give me a YouTube live TV password. So I was watching like Vanderpump season three. It's like where they go to Cancun. They don't go to became the Casa Del Playa or like everyone's mad at Kristin law's there. And James, like, everyone was still there, but like it was such chaotic like shenanigans. I was like, I kind of, I mean, I miss the heyday, but also I'm like kind of in a place of like, I don't want any chaos in my life. Yeah. It's too much on this day and age, you wouldn't be able to psychically handle their drama. I'm glad that they've like worked it out for the most part. It seems like their lives are probably going to be okay. Maybe not Christian, but everyone else. Yeah. Like the people that are still on the show, not Chris. No, no, not Kristen. She's going to take a, a few years maybe at full decade, but she'll get there. I've hope Her entire life might be a struggle if she plays her cards, right. This starts out with a Lala cradling her newborn ocean and saying, you're going to meet James Kennedy, which is what every baby yearns to here in the first months of their life. And James brought ocean a little bunny and some boots. I flipped over the tiny dog booths. Although I do think that LA as much as he feigned like surprise, I kind of got the vibe that she already had them in like multiple colors. She's like, I already have these in mint. You know? Like that was the kind of, that was me reading between the lines of like, Lala's You heard like reaction? Yeah. I feel like also like James and Lala haven't spoken or Hey, like hung out. I mean, I guess COVID like, they probably didn't hang at all, but like I truly think that they're not really that close of friends anymore. The whole thing of like this season or the way that the series is progressing. Is there like a lot of these people don't really, I think the Tom's hanging out. I don't think Tom Sandoval wants hang out with Katy Maloney. I kind of don't really get why Lisa Vanderpump is even there. She's like, I don't know if you watch like debasing herself. It's like so insane. It's almost like when you want to drag race, but when like Sherry pie got accused of some like sexual misconduct, they tried to edit her out of the season. But when she would like pop up, it was like, Ooh, it was like truly like gasoline. I'm like, that's how I kind of feel out Lisa Vanderpump is like, when she appears, I'm like, oh my God, why is she even, why are they at her house? There's no way. She's like that much an integral part of their existence. Yeah. Their day-to-day existence her vibe in this episode. And I hope it continues to get worse and worse throughout this season. But it really was reminding me of like, when you are texting someone, when you like get a crush on someone and you're in the like early stages of texting or you're hooking up or whatever, and then they start to lose interest, but you go into like overdrive and you just like humiliate yourself on text message to them until the relationship eventually just like Peters out completely. And they reject you. That's like the song and dance that Lisa's doing right now. Her and the dog head. I can't say that. I haven't done that to a man. I mean, we'll get to it, but like I truly adjust arrays. The dog had Halloween costume from my mind and there it is. I was so excited. Like, oh, we're going to see the basement of Villa Rosa. And then that's when the, what was the Reba McEntire entry. And that's when the torture started set from my iPad. Yes. I it's like you think you might see Cedric bound and gagged in there, but instead it's just like Lisa's dog head. The G brings out to like terrorize us every, every blue moon Raquel passed out on the floor of Tom and Jerry on his house by the fireplace legs up smartly. Like I was into her pass out that, But was she trying to like choke on her own vomit in the middle of the night? Cause that doesn't seem that smart, Not that smart, but like, I feel like a leg up is good for just like anti bloating or something or like blood circulation, Deceive, lymphedema. I didn't realize major. So she knows about the body. Okay. You know what honestly recall is like such a beautiful queen that I, I will do anything. She tells me also, did she stay the night at Arianna's and did James like, cause he was like in their kitchen, She was, yeah. She woke up there I think. And she was there. I don't know where James ended the night, but they did part ways and he took to laws and she just took to the kitchen to tell, she goes, I'm so hung over. I had diarrhea this morning, Queen Shit. Some queen shit. I'm surprised more people didn't have a blow out in the morning after Charlie's culinary party. Yeah. Charlie's culinary moment. Really hearkened back to like jewels on real Housewives of New York where it's like a woman with food issues, serving people. Food is like very uncomfortable. I'm not trying to be a bitch, but it's just like, that's not even to read between the lines. It's just plain as day. Yeah. Like I'm like, this is something maybe you need to work out with your therapist. Like I don't need to be looped in to watching you try like muscles that have traveled across city lines to get to this place. Like that's not the answer for me. Right. And like a lobster a to go lobster. I've never heard of such a curse thing. I've had lobster where like once or twice in my life and it was never to go, No, you don't, you like classically don't take shellfish from one location to the other. Once it's cooked. It's already needs to go like from the kitchen should table. Yeah. Like, and that's it. You can't go further than You can't go ocean to table, then table to car, then car to another table. No, it can't be in a, in a, in a place of sit for 20 to 30 minutes, maybe even an hour before then being consumed that you're asking for trouble Also like that smorgasbord. I said this on the last episode, but Vanderbilt rules loves putting like a re like a rogue shellfish into the mix of like a table of food. Yes. And we'll do it later, but Katie's little like femme Patel, man of mystery parties. She bought like two of the tiniest little, like short Curry plates. Like every, it was like this tiny little square plates. You get it like a reception. And she, like, there was like a bow on it. I'm like where? Even by this, like it has like come in a bigger size. Yeah. I don't know where you would buy that. It's like she got it in like a gift basket for free or something. I was like, well, I'll just give it to these people. Another thing where I don't know where I came from. I have to ask you a question. Where do you think Raquel's confessional outfit came that Prairie dress with like huge, like where her? I can't even think can't think of one store. I feel like it could be by that brand Zimmerman. Cause they do a lot of like through it's like some Australian brand. It seems Australian Brock probably made it to where there's a little sewing machine. It's a Brock Davies, original it's Brock Davies couture. I actually think her look is getting smarter and smarter as I see it each episode because I'm like, it's very Royal. And I just think that that's like, there's so much Royal content out there right now. She like capitalized on a moment. And even if she didn't mean to it's like she's cementing herself in our subconscious is the queen of the show. She's like, if Lisa Vanderpump was alive during like the dust ball, she knows what she's doing. Yeah, exactly. Raquel's going to bury us all in term. Like she's going to prove all of us wrong in every way possible. I think I just believe in Raquel and I love her and she's truly just like an angel sent from heaven. Yeah. I never thought like from the moment she graced our screens, she made a lasting impression. But if you would ask me if she would have gotten this far, I would have said no, absolutely not like a two episode arc at Maxim. And now here we are in it's Raquel's world and we're just living in it. James county would probably agree with that too, because he says some weird shit. This episode, He goes, I don't want to fiance with the botch nose. Those are the facts mate. I was like, I mean, who like, yeah, like, I mean, but he's coming from a place of like just James thinking about himself, but he, You know what himself and mommy issues. Cause I think his mom has had some like botched surgical procedures or has like overdone it. And I think Raquel, I think she needs to do a little more research or like when it comes to nose jobs and like the price one should pay for the initial nose job. Like it should not have been $16,000. Although someone did DME and they told me that they told me the name of the doctor who did her nose, which I'm afraid to say, but it was like a famous like Beverly Hills surgeon, like did her nose. And apparently it was supposed to be for free in exchange for like Instagram posts for something else. And then she didn't follow through on the Instagram posts. They were like, oh, did they botch her nose on purpose? But I'm like, all of this is like red flag territory to me. I know. But I was excited to know the name of the surgeon because if it ever comes to nose, job for me, I, I need a list of all the people that have been botched and who botched them. So I know not to like repeat their mistakes. Well, I don't think he needed a nose job, but when James is talking about like all the women in Beverly Hills, like have all this work done and stuff like it did sound like he was talking about his own mother. And I was like, he just doesn't want Raquel to be. Cause like she is, she's not, Raquel's not overbearing. She's just like realistic. And it's like, if you can't meet like the criteria of like being a sober person and not like a total fucking prick, like we're not going to get married. We're not going to be together. And I think a woman telling James he can't handle. So, And I think he's haunted by like his past with Dodi who is very much like an avatar of his mom Actually. No, my God, it's so true. They kind of have the same hair and five Assigned to the same coin. And I think also like he, the reason he loves her cows, cause she is so different from his mom. But his deepest worries is that like, I think he really does believe like she's too good for him. And like he, that she would leave him. I think he does believe that like if he was ugly or something, or if he got a botch nose, she would leave him. And he's just like projecting those insecurities onto her. But I do think we're Cal really loves him. You too. I think her love is pure for James. She's not the most complicated person. And I think if she wants something, it must be for a certain reason. And although when like James, there was a moment, there was, I wrote down the little quote here, James and his confessional was like, I didn't know she was patient and kind the first night I met her and took her home. Like how could I know that? And I was like, Because I just knew she was a six foot supermodel. Yeah. I was like, well that's so cool. I mean, we all have one night stands, but like you didn't get a vibe like at all from her. And the picture of the two of them together is totally like, Yeah. And her hair is very like humongous. It's huge. It's not the mob she has now. It's like full time, Powerful Medusa hair and arguably like a completely different face than the face she has Now. She was a brunette too. Yeah. Lala tells it like it is though, when she goes, you can't when it's her face and she needs to feel beautiful. Well, so fake. I mean, what she's saying is true, but like the way she delivers it is so just painful. It's painful. Listen to, She's just like, you can tell that she, especially isn't friends with anyone on the show. So I'm the way that she acts with them is now like, she's this like holier than now mother figure and it's not working for me. No. When she said Randall was a standup man, was that last episode. Everyone was like, you were his mistress. That's how you met him. We all lied for you. You got your range Rover when he was still married to another woman. Like, you know? Yeah. Like her revision is history. It's shocking. And then also the, the way that this episode like wrapped up her storyline and like her conflict with Brock storyline and like a tight little bow, I was like, wait, so then now where do we go from here with this person? Like, she's not friends with anyone and if she's not really going to go out on a line and try and like, just like burn people's relationships to the ground then like, why is she here? Yeah. I don't know. Well, I have now I hope that I kind of hope she and Randall got like a breakup storyline or like the seeds are planted for that. Yeah. Where they sort Of halfway through the season at this point. I just love Randall. I love thinking about Randall. I love seeing Randall live, watching him gamble. I love when I favorite moments of Vanderpump rules from like the most recent era is like, when he goes out to dinner with like Jackson, Brittany with LA, he's like, oh, I'm on a diet. So I'm going to get two fried chicken sandwiches. But no Brad and like him and Jackson go to the bathroom and like probably do Coke. You know, that's the Randall I know and love a real standup guy. Like truly, Totally standup guy and link. I now really enjoy following Randall on Instagram. Like I, I started following him because of LA, but I've since released LA Lala and just follow Randall now I don't either. But if I had gotten to my head Randall, give them random. Give me random. Yeah. So I want to see like where that goes. And also they were supposed to a tour like up their podcast, give them Lala and Randall this fall, but it's now postponed spring, but I'm like, will we be given Randall? Or will we just be given Also, by the way, I'm so excited to come see you and Carrie and Grammercy. I bought tickets like months ago. I'm so excited. It's going to be like a huge audience at theaters. Big it's our biggest audience. Yeah. I very few things look forward to. And like that is probably the biggest, I am feel blessed that it's happening, Tom. The Tom's go to, Lisa says to get her advice on Schwartz and Sandy's, And again, they're bringing a million things over to her house, like a box it's like me, he props, they're like juggling bowling pins, all they're giving her this salesman And they're weirdly Gucci glasses and sand of all reads his vision to her. And I actually recorded it. Oh good. Cause I, I typed, I transcribed. I had to rewind on YouTube probably five times. Yeah. I was like, I'll either have to rewind this like a million times to get it or I will just like record it. So let me play at It. Rip Welcome the shorts. And Sandy's a fucking delicate dive lounge where you check your worries at the door and escape reality. We hope to bridge the familiarity of your best night out with the deja VU of your future fantasy. Do you want me to kind of read it in case people didn't cause I haven't Read it. Please read it. Yeah. This is their mission statement. Welcome to Schwartz. And Sandy's a Funkadelic dive lounge where you check your worries at the door and escape reality. We hope to bridge the familiarity of your best night out with the deja VU of your future fantasy. Those are definitely words and punctuation. Don't know what the fuck. If I had lost A deja VU of your future fantasy, Please repeat your fancy. It's a little absent minded in my mind. So like in like New York terms to me, it's like the intersection of like raise that bar and Lori side, which like Justin Thoreau created, it's like a simulated dive bar and like happy fun hideaway, which is like a Bushwick queer kind of safe Haven. The raises like very expensive, like a PBR and a shot's probably like over $10 easily. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like, it's been so long really since I've been out to bars like in LA and just knowing that area that it's going to be in, which is kind of, it's going to be kind of by Beachwood canyon. Like it's like on Franklin avenue across from, there's like a big Scientology celebrity center. That's like, like a glamorous kind of castle building. And then this like stretch of bars and restaurants that are all kind of like rustic. Like there's nothing, there's not like a retro Austin Powers. Z James Terelli vibe anywhere in that area. There's no convertible ceiling on a Mexican restaurants wherever you're talking about. And like leader when they were talking about like, who goes here and for what? When Katie was like, people come here for bachelorette parties or birthday, I was like, this is like Chucky cheese. But for adults in that car, jarring addition to the neighborhood, Slade that scene though, I was like very proud of her. Yeah. I'm proud of her too. Like as much as I begrudge her, I have to give it to Katy Maloney. She is showing up and doing the work. Yeah. I would hire her as the major D based on performance. She wouldn't want them to do that. They need like a shorts is like triplet brothers to just all like have maybe accordions or something kinda when you walk in and it's an over maybe just like, as, instead of like animatronics at Chuckie cheese, like the triplets kind of earning their cute, you know, and repaying perform. They perform on Wash dishes. Yeah. Or something very like, just like low stakes, like a low stakes, minimum wage job for the Schwartz. Triplets could be a huge break for them. So it seems, And winter's coming and I'm kind of looking for a boy boyfriend friend that looks like any of the shorts triplets To be really. That's your, that's your type. I got a few types and that's definitely one of them. Would you get railed by all three of the shorts triplets and we got like a threesome with them. Yes. Can you imagine me coming on the pod, sexy, unique podcast and talking about it? Yeah. That's why I would do it. I wouldn't do it for me. I get no joy out of sex and relationship for them. I'll do it for the bond Schwartz, triplet, threesome. I can't think of personally anything less sexy, but I love that. I love and support that fantasy for you and for anyone else who yearns for it? I say like got the triplets. Yeah. Where do they live in Florida? I'm trying to make a triplets of Belvedere pun, but I don't know. I don't know where they live. We must find out, I do hope that they got hired and like got moved to Los Angeles. So it seems like it could work out. Yeah, Totally. What did you think about the fabric that Sandovall presented to Lisa Vanderpump? That was a very expensive, they don't know the price. They're totally out of touch, but it was like a purple. It looked, it was so Vander pumping in. It was like purple. It had peacocks on it with like a magenta purple background. I was, Was there a type on it? Like scroll, it looked like what? Lisa Vanderpumps like iPad screen. Cause she probably had like the first iPad. It looks like what her lock screen to be in like 2010. And how does that relate to like James Terrelle at the end of Sandoval reading his mission statement, he's holding up his phone and there is literally a giant, like a picture of a James throughout installation. That's blurred out. There's hard angles. There's soft light, but the soft light needs to hit the hard angles and be like highlight. I'm like, oh my God, dude. Like, have you even been to PS one? Like you need like a Mormon Do, you can see through. And like, I worry, I worry for them. But then I also am like, they know exactly what they're doing. And this show is just predicated on making them look as stupid as humanly possible. Right. Of course. But like, since they were referencing James Tarell, I was like, actually the bones of this Mexican restaurant that they're kind of like renovating could work very well. Psychedelically in terms of like natural elements and like unnatural color in light, like a James Turrell kind of like blue purple. I mean he probably just watched like the Drake video and I was like super inspired, but I liked when they walked in that restaurant, I was like, oh, this is like ready to go. Like I love the vibe, like the tile. I like the wood. I like the beans and the ceiling. And I feel like they're going to fuck it up if they're a little, but I do think their business partner, Greg is going to keep them in line because we find out that Thompson, wasn't making a few purchases that are a little extraneous, a little expensive and Going outside of budget, like Greg already seems stressed. Yeah. He's making unauthorized purchases. I'm sure it's coming out of Tom Sandoval's pocket. But his priorities are not quite in line with like what it takes to really start a successful business. And Katy Maloney knows more than that a lot does. And we'll get to it. Cause there's like a beautiful moment, which makes this home zone that. But yeah. I'm sorry I'm drinking. I just started drinking some wine. So No, I love it. It has all the wine Brock is sewing a dress for summer moon. I love to see Brock at the sewing machine. Brock is hot, who's hot or rock or the triplets Brock. I know Bronx. I want Brock to like pick me up over his head and throw me in a ditch. Like he's so he's just so big. I love men that like they, their bodies, like, you know, they can't go to a store to buy clothes out and they're just like struggling. I'm like, oh, your, your, your muscles are just going to burst out of everything. You own your, the Hulk, you know, only Brock that Tall legs Love the last. I mean, I suffer from like pants and I can't buy pants. Although I did go to the Levi's Store and I had legs, well, I Just, I'm a little thick in the middle. Like I have a huge ass. I love it. That's a good problem to have honestly, no Brock. I think I've, I've seen him in person. I feel like he cleared Six feet. Is he okay? I was going to ask how tall he was. Yeah. I think like six feet. Yeah. About, yeah. Yeah. I don't like, which is like, I like that. And he's like, bah, he like is like big Viking looking person. He could rescue me from a fire that I start in my apartment. Yeah. It's not a priority Shoulder and scale down the ladder. He'll break through a window. And then like backdraft he'll like Dodge. Yeah. Those are my favorite movies as a kid. Actually. It's funny. You mentioned, Did you ever heard of the ride at like universal studios? No. I went to Disney world when I was eight and there was a ride that I don't know what it was like trying to simulate. There was like a, an 18 Wheeler, like oil rig that kind of tipped over and like exploded. And like, to me, I think it was probably the best moment of my entire life was just like that. It was so surprising and I was like, Ooh. And you kind of feel the heat from the flames. And you know, I love that shit. I wasn't allowed to see backdraft. Cause I think it was rated R but I did go to universal studios as a youth with their own family and made us all go on the backdraft ride. And then I was like, well, now I never need to see the movie cause I've lived it. So, So like, I don't love Rock's hair being long necessarily, but then I'm trying to imagine them having a different hairstyle and I'm like, well maybe this is actually perfect for him. And it works that I should, I should just get with it. Someone had pointed out to me that Brock looks like James Gandolfini, like, and then different nose, but no different nose. Okay. But when you look at like a young Gandolfini and Brock side-by-side they do look incredibly similar and then I couldn't unsee it, but I kind of wish cause Brock does have that receding hairline a bit too. Does He? I feel like, I think doesn't he have like the widows are like, wow. Okay, Well he's busy. He's flourishing. Brock is thriving. He's gonna like do like a sort of like what's it got Austin from? Or no crack. No wait from summer or not summer house. Winter house. And thank you. The pillow now we've seen Brock. So a summer dress for a baby out of one of his weird, like where's Brock buy his clothes, like Allbirds or like Bonobos. He cuts like a hole in the middle. And somehow that creates a, a little tiny, the dress was the tiniest thing university in my mind. I'm like, I think your baby's already outgrown this dress, but I also just totally trust what he's doing. There was like, he put his shoulder. Yeah. It was sweet. What do you think about his past? I was going to ask you that too. Like what do you do if a man has struck a woman 10 years ago? Like, would you be okay with getting with him? Okay. So since you asked me first, I am going to say, I'm not okay with that. I wish him the best. I wish his future partners the best, but just without revealing too many details of my own life, like growing up around that sort of thing, I just can't handle it because I would just be waiting for him to snap and it probably would happen or maybe it wouldn't, but like, I can't really, for me, I just, I can't do it, you know? Yeah. I think if I was dating someone and they, if I was dating someone and they told me that that would be red, That's a red flag that like, yeah, I, I slapped my partner. We have two kids with and you're like, whoa, Well actually my Family lives back in Australia. And I have two kids that I haven't seen in a long time. That's like red flag, number one, then why are you here in America? And then to follow that up The lives of people, our Thrones seem much better than Americans. So you don't have to leave. You know, he's not leaving, you know, I'm not even Gonna name a country like a third world country, you know? And it's like the most civilized place Come here for a better life. Yeah. I've been to Sydney twice and I loved it. There Was, It's a really long flight. It's like 15 hours. But then once you're there, it's like the best parts of LA and San Francisco just as expensive, which is not great. But then like better air quality and like ocean quality. Yeah. Yeah. This is why I think that Brock and Sheena are very good match because they will sacrifice anything to follow their careers. So like it would be maybe it would be worth it more or be more, maybe it's the family would like understand where if he had like a, a music video or something like similar to like good as gold and like, oh, daddy left us to like, something Had to go in this, do Something to show for the other than like another family he's starting, you know, like give us, you know, he didn't have another music video. We were like, daddy, if your dad left you and like left your family and went to another country and then became a cast member of Vanderpump rules, then that's like a trauma origin story for sure. Oh my God. Yeah. But I think it might be easy to protect the children from maybe American television. All I know this because I'm just trying to watch like the new season of real Housewives of Melbourne, which like is one of the best Housewives. It's incredible. Yeah. Oh wait, what season are you on? Right now? I've seen all, all four, twice. And I think there, they, I think season five is airing right now in Australia. Then like a fan of my podcast tried to give me a link to some website called like, hi YouTube. Then you have to like install a VPN. And I'm like, I'm too like gay and stupid. I'm like, if I install a VPN, like the I'm like, I don't know what this is. They're going to start with the government's can watching me. I have nothing to hide. But also like, I don't know. Like if w w I don't know, this is too much to think about. Just like, I will pay a, a hundred dollars when it, like, it doesn't even, you can't even like pay to watch this show. I don't know why it's a big injustice Peacock or something. Yeah. Right. But I'm peacock. Watch the first two seasons. When I feel like those first two seasons came out in like 2014 or something was a long time ago. It was truly so long ago. And then there was like a huge gap, but there's And new cast members on it now, or is it the same women? So I know Janet Rogers Solaire Love her is with Shine, shine, shine. What's her name? Mary Jackie. Jackie's there. Do you know that? I seen her email. Oh, she was, I subscribed to Jackie's like email a newsletter because I really wanted to get a session with her. Cause she's like a medium or a psychic as well. And, but she was like, so booked up and then I never unsubscribed. So I still get emails from her. I've been getting emails from her literally since 2014. 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She's not about the bullshit. She's not very woo, woo. Whatever. So this woman gives her a reading and she's like, oh, I'm getting like a husband. He's saying like, you know, don't, don't be sorry about like the Jeep or something. And she's like, holy shit. The only fight Carol's like the only fight we ever had was like, I borrowed his Jeep and I backed it into something and I scratch it up like 15 years ago. I never told a single person all this. Cause it's like minuscule. And like who cares? And this woman told Carol Roswell, like your husband doesn't care about the Jeep anymore. Like let it go. And so it Carol, like she was visibly like distraught and I'm like, holy shit, this is, this is real. It's like, I, I believe Carol, I think maybe, you know, Carol's little flip-floppy I realized towards the end of things. But like in this moment I was like, damn like there's no way it just seemed legit. And like I would pay, I don't know. I would just I'm I'm interested in the other side ever since I had like a little weird ghost experience this most recent weekend, which we don't need to talk about, but you can listen to it on my latest episode of my podcast. It was very scary. Yeah. I think that that would be absolutely worth it. And doesn't seem like that much money to have like a connection to like have a connection to the other. Yeah. That's cool. Like you just drink a sip of espresso from like, it's a very thick sludgy coffee thing. You turn the cup upside down and like she reads the lines. I'm like that's Of the espresso ground. Like the beans or something. Yeah, Because it trickles down and comes, just looks like tree roots or something, you know? And she like reads A story. Maybe when you're near New York, we can go, you know? Yeah. I've never believed in that kind of stuff specifically like tea leaves and stuff. Cause I'm just like what? Like, this doesn't make sense, but I would actually do that. And I did have, I got like for my birthday one year, my like best friend's husband got me a bone reading from this guy that he had met. Like he, we were all really into like following around this one, Jerry Garcia band cover band. And He got like, I'm from upstate New York. We do that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So he got like really into going to the show of this band called Jerry's middle finger and then got to know a lot of the different fans that would like be at all these shows. And one of them was like this guy that did bone readings and he would just like jiggle like a Mason jar full of like bones and weird objects. And then like he throws them out on a quilt. And then he tells you like about what's going on in your life based on like the way that the bones and like beads and paper clips. And so I was into that and I could do more of that. Did you get a reading from the bone man? I got a reading. A Bone. Yeah. I gotta read from the bone collector. He was like, he told me, he told me I had like a lot of mom issues or that, that was going to like start coming up. And I was like, Hmm. And it kind of did like start to come up in therapy a little bit. But then he was like, he told me, he was like, oh, do you have a dog? And I was like, yeah, why? He was like, man, your dog's going to be a Barker. No, it was like, aren't all tongues. Don't all dogs bark. But then now my dog does bark a lot, so Oh my God Did the bones lie, but I don't think So. Those are really good episode of real Housewives of Atlanta. They go to Africa and there was like a bone fader does not have a good time. She thinks it's on godly. That's What I imagined. I don't know. The ancient art of bone reading is really like, I think he just kind of fell into it. Like he just started doing it. I don't think he was trained like by any means. Was there, I mean, like telling a woman that like she has mommy issues and like her might have a small dog, you know, it's like kind of, It was very, I was glad. No. Yeah. I was glad I didn't pay for it. But like all of that, yeah. Got it was gifted to me. So I was like, okay. That's like, I'll take whatever I can get. But I would love like I'm, I'm down for people to just like read whatever objects are like splayed about on a plate or the ground. And like tell me things about my life. Oh, I've never had that. So I think I'm going to visit the, the coffee lady in long island. I have a car and just get on the highway and drive out there. Yeah, yeah. Take to the open road. I could watch like a whole bottle episode. And I really think that they should do this have just a day with Charlie pretending to be a server outside. That was good as gold. It was such an amazing scene. It was incredible. And I was sad slash proud to realize like when she served the goat cheese balls and the people are like, what is this sauce? Like in my head, I was like, it's a citrus sauce. Like I knew, like I knew what it was before Charlie did. And she had to like, go look yeah. In my head, I'm like, oh my God, there's a sauce. How have I never known there was a sauce? And I was in my head. I'm like a little, I mean, I would love like a little kind of like creamy, like horseradish based sauce then to find out it was a mango sauce. Cheese balls? Yeah. Like the food there. Like I tried to go to Tom, Tom on Monday, didn't realize it was closed. And so my friends and I like ended up just going to a restaurant next door. But Jonathan, my editor, a producer was with us and he was like a burger. He was like, I was going to get the burger at Tom, Tom. And I looked to see how much it was. And it's $30. Like she truly Charges $30 On prices. $30 for a burger that you know, is not going to be the best burger of your life. Not even like a top 10. I live in Greenpoint. I go to five leaves and a burger. There is not that. And it is like truly farm to table. It's coming from a place of farm to table. And it is not there. No, this is like from Cisco foods. Yeah. It's, it's like the lowest of the low types of food, like programs to get to. You're like, it's not the sliders I've had there and they're actually like pretty good, but I wouldn't go $30 burger, but yeah. I knew it in my heart Like, oh, I guess I'll pay 40 bucks for a funnel cake. When I was like, kids will shut the hell up. You know, I'm, I'm trying to compare like there's no New York comparison to like what that would be there's no, any, well it's like, well, there was like a guy Fieri restaurant. Like maybe I dunno. I dunno. What's I was going to say, but salt bay though is like, I thought that was nice. It's like a steak house, like an expensive steak house. Right. Even in New York, I don't even know. She was the only two things that kind of, I don't know. I thought it was in Dubai. I think there's one in LA now Really excited for real houses do buy for a Caroline stand, ready to come back fucking green. Oh God, I need that now. But yeah, the goat cheese balls are expensive. You get four and they're drizzled in like a mango sauce and they're not, they're not good. Like I've had, I've had a lot of goat. Yeah. Not enough. Do they need to be like, and you got, so they cut up teeny little pieces of like carrot and cucumber and just throw them on there too. Like as a garnish or Whatever. Now I get it Back at Sheena, Casa de Sheena, she asks Ariana wheat. Sheena says something that I was like, I don't understand your logic right now. But she's like, she brings up the point that Ariana froze her eggs and they were like gonna freeze their eggs together. But she ended up pregnant and they did. And then she, oh yeah, I guess she did like complete her egg freezing journey. But then she's like, everyone is like, are you thinking about having another kid? And she was like, well, as was a new mom, I don't want to do anything to like, like put my life at risk. So I'd rather have a surrogate. And I was like, did you have a complicated pregnancy? Or is she just like, I don't want to do that again. Right. What she'd implied that like, maybe she had like a difficult pregnancy and childbirth, which like, as far as we know, she did not. I know I'm probably not in my lane speaking about this, but I just feel like she just doesn't want to get fat again. And it was like, well, pay a, sorry. I mean, we all know between the lines. There's like, there's like Ariana, like, would you get a surrogate with me too? And RN is like, I actually am a lesbian and I don't want kids and probably break up with Tom's. Tom is kind of lesbian vibes, like total as a bisexual woman. I'm like, I, that I think is why I'm attracted to Tom. Cause he kind of has like the best of both worlds. I don't know what Tom is doing, but his face is never looked. He's like he snatched, I guess he was working out. But like, he just has like the cheekbones, like a face. And I guess he doesn't have like weird clip-in like blonde things hanging off of them. Like tendrils filling. Maybe that's why I'm like more entertaining him as like a sexual being. But I don't, you know, I just don't think Ariana wants kids or maybe it might take her a few, you know, everyone's on their own path. But Yeah, she might be like a late in life kid person, but like love her egg freezing journey for her. I love Sheena being like, let's do it together. So the fact that you would do that, it's like, honey, that's like, isn't it like 10 grand a year? Just like keep them frozen. Like I think it's like minimum about 15 grand just to get them just to harvest them and like get them frozen. And then it's like another, at least 500 a year to store them. And that's just like, that's just getting the eggs out and like preserving the eggs. That's not even like, if you wanted to, like, if you want to have your eggs, turn them into embryos and then freeze the embryos. That's like another thousands of thousands of times. Oh yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. And of course Ariana has this like weird like kind of like Instagram, like a story lingo. That's like, I want to have autonomy of my body and like, fuck the haters. Like no one cares if you have kids or not really like no one gives a shit. Yeah. I think it's better to like for them to not have kids And like, Hey, They have a nice house. And like their, their house doesn't look very like kid friendly. Like they have a good life. Like why fuck it up with a kid. I just hate fucking around. Is Lincoln, the white Lincoln. She drives so uncool and Tom's car. It's like a Lincoln, like MKZ, like sedan, which is like, so I'm a car guy. I didn't even know that she had that car. I've never seen it. I don't think I've clocked it on the CDD. Is this SUV kind of like hatchback Thing? SUV. Yeah, but it's like definitely like $90,000. Her car is half that price. But also does seem like their finances are also a little divided because she's kind of like, well, like his loan is this and I'm going to not be with this. And then Lisa veteran's like, well, you kind of are because you're married and like, you know, Oh no. But then someone said to me, cause I was asking listeners like, what's the deal? Tell me about these loans, which I also resent Vanderpump rules for like, I didn't turn Vanderpump rules on to like talk about the ins and outs of like home refinancing. You know what I mean? If anything, like, I want to escape from that kind of world and just talk about like slutty drunk people like sucking and fucking. And so now that we're in a place of like loans, I'm resentful, but they said that actually can. Yeah. It's very like adult. Like they are their lives do mirror, ours. Like we are of the same we're of the same era and age as I, like, I started a Shopify where I sell hats and like prints of photographs. I'm like, yeah, I'm a small business. I wrote here's I'm like kind of deeply curious about like their whole process, but I'm like, there's no loans. There's no leases. There's no Lisa's in my life. You know? Like, But I guess what they did like splitting up their mortgage or whatever they did, it is like a legit, it's a legit thing. Like she would not necessarily be on the hook for where if, if he couldn't pay his bills or whatever, like she knew what she was doing basically. And like that. And then Lisa Vanderbilt was trying to, you know, put a bug Stupid. Yeah. As being bitch, I'm Australian now, Don, you're the stupid one. Like what are you doing on this show? And your dog has literally, no one knows what she's doing on the child. Katie texts, everyone to invite them to a, her little soiree. And then Sheena talks. I love Sheena. Cause she'll like talk really bad shit about you, but then like make up with you and cry when She has a real one. And It's incredible. She's like, everyone's going to go. And then she's like, even though LA has ruined every friendship she has in this group, she continues to come around because she has no friends and For a little spot, the line was amazing, but they make up real quick, you know? And she was crying and she's like, I love you. And I was like, do you, because you literally just said, this person has no friends. Yeah. Yeah. Well she's emotional. I mean, her hormones are pumping, you know? Yeah, sure. The trail kids like three months old, maybe journey. Yeah. I mean, she's probably not sleeping. No, she's putting herself together. It's putting a brave face on I'm sure. The last thing in her life that she wants to deal with is Lala. But since she is such a pro and like wants the fucking paycheck, she's like, I am definitely concerned with LA Kent right now. And I'm going to, you know, we love that Sheena so much. Cause she is. I also think that she's like a very accurate representation of motherhood where it's like, you can just, cause I feel like she knows, always did put so much effort into like her appearance and stuff and like, and it is clear that like, I mean, she has her mom there, like helping and she has like this semi like new-ish relationship and then like a newborn. And I just love her seeing her like hustle through it and have a lot of respect for her. I also love when she's like, she's basically like I have to go feed. I have to go empty out my tits for my baby. She was at that party for like 30 minutes came in and was like Lala. Okay. And she seemed to like, start the drama a lot while I was like, well, I gotta pull you aside. Can we do this? And she was like, yeah, we can do it right now. Cause I got to fucking pump. Also. I do love that Sheena's is showing that like incorporating grandparents in the show because I do like the family structure of like American families is like totally around it. And like, you know, Lala was like with James, the first scene of this episode, she's like, I'm going to hand the baby off to the night nurse now. And it's fully like 1:00 PM. I'm like, damn. I mean, you know? Yeah. Is it a nightmare still? If it's daytime, isn't that the same Night nurses, but I mean, look, I mean, I don't have like a great family structure. I just think that it would be nice if like everyone was the grandparents because you know what I was, I was listening to your podcast this afternoon when you texted me. And like before that I was like sitting on a bench and a woman was carrying a little baby. And this old man was just like, oh, he was like, so happy to see like a woman with a tiny baby. And I just thought about the circle of life. And I'm like, it's important for old people. And like, like literally newborns to be around each other and they give each other life and it's important. Like we should all kind of be together. But like the family structure of American modern life is so weird and I get it. I'm not trying to again be a bitch about it. Like I understand how hard it is just to survive and keep a relationship alive. But it's, you know, grandparents, they're your babysitters. They are, they want to be your babysitters. They want to do that. That's what they're, They're There for. They want it. So yeah, they are dying to do it. Yeah. And I like seeing Erica and then I also think of like, remember when Sheena and her mom got hum matching hummingbird tattoos. I didn't deny did I like want summer moon to eventually get one to like, just like complete the like multi-generational tattoo journey. What's the youngest. You can get a tattoo with parental consent. 15 Probably probably younger. They should just ha they should actually just tattoo it on her. Like I would not do it now. She won't remember it or feel it and like, or maybe not now. Cause it would maybe stretch out so much do it small. You do it small. And then as she grows, it turns into a huge backpack. That's a Chrysalis. Yeah. Peers of yours. Give her up, give her a neck tattoo. A butterfly called attack. Yeah. They've got, she has to get one. No like that's can't like if your mom and grandma have the same tattoo, then you to have to get it. I don't make the rules. I 100% agree with you, James and Raquel. They like talk it out at the stretch lab. And Rick Raquel does a really good job of like cracking the whip with James, but doing it with like a smile on her face and like very sweetly. She goes, your number one job is my fiance is to support me and not add to the stress I'm already feeling. And he's like, you're right. I'm so sorry. And then the way she just like smiles herself after that, I was like, we should all be taking notes from Raquel truly. Yes. Learning how to get what we want to release. She does a really good job of expressing herself at her age. I was like, good for you. A Raquel. And you know, James still kind of has to like go through like spinning his wheels in the mud of like, well, I had thought this and I felt this and this. And then eventually he's like, oh, you're right. Like, I'm sorry I was, I was wrong. I shouldn't, you know, I should just maybe keep that shit to myself and be like, whatever you want, babe. Literally, it's just about whatever you want. But it happy wife, happy life. Exactly. I'm excited for next week for James. See it like we'd counseling. I cracked up that's one of my notes is like next week. It's like, James is, first of all, he's like sharing the same couch as like a therapist. So I didn't know what this relationship was weird. Middle-aged man with the glasses on he's like, so James, do you feel like you all powerless to weed? And he's like, yeah, why I laughed? And I just started cracking up and then I, then it cuts to James and he's like already crying and he keeps crying harder. He's like, oh, I'm powerless to wait. I was like, oh Jesus, sorry. I don't want to, you know, I thought it was his dad at first. Cause I was like, oh British man. And then I didn't know they were that close, but that like glad to see them back together. And then I was like, wait, who is this guy? Not just Saying you're there, but Yeah. Well that's why I was like, this is just like a friend. Cause like James has befriended. Middle-aged kind of gay man. And his slept on their living room floor and like pretended not to know them when he invites them out. You know, When that was, who is that guy? Was his name? John? I don't remember. He's like, Jim's like sleeping in his corner of his living room, I guess screen like a screen in a bed in a filing cabinet. And then he's like, James, I want to take you out to dinner. You're like my special boy. And James is like, oh I can't make, well, I have to go out with Jax Taylor and God, I miss that era where they were all like, oh it was John from, was it John from Miami? The guy that came to like meet up a Jack's it was like his, maybe Miami, like sugar daddy or like modeling employer or something where he was like, I fucking love you man. And tried to like kind of kiss jacks, the club. I love that all the men, the men on the show that have had like really weird ambiguous relationships with older men. It's a trope I met. That's how you make it in show business, you know, Kevin Spacey, you know, what did he do? We might know. Sorry you're British. Yeah. Kevin Spacey. I like you tell them. I wish Kevin Spacey listened to this podcast. Like Logan, He might, who are like some of the most famous people that, you know, out that listen to the aren't like Bravo people. Cause you're gonna want to, you know, you got a big following. We knew that there was one period of time where I found out that the older Obama sister, I think it's Malia had listened to the podcast or at least listened to like a few episodes was turned on to it. I don't know if she still fucks with it, but like that was a huge, that felt like good. I was like, hell yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Famous people that listen out yourselves to me. I don't tell your secret. Kevin Spacey, if you're listening Skier for a did subscribe to mine for 10 days, then I'm subscribed, but we still DM or call. She's huge. And I think that's great. One for, so I'm in, so I've been following her for years, waiting with bated breath and suffocating essentially for her album to come out. So please like inquire about that if it's like a safe topic, but if not, I completely understand Artist's work. You know, there's so many artists, we love it. I just won't put out an album and be like Rihanna. But I think Ron has a lot more Sort of record label support. And like people would just like make her album. I don't know. I'm not trying to be like, I mean, come on Rihanna. It's like, yeah, enough is enough. She's still been relevant though. I mean selling underwear and shit good for her, I guess. But He said that her line went away because I thought her like clothing line was cool. Oh wait, what was I called? It was like, it wasn't called Fen. Was it called Fenty? It was like the, the, the ground level of anti. It was like didn't I think she partnered with like, oh yeah, it was Fenty. That was like partnered with L M V H to start like a luxury brand. And she put out like a few collections, but then it just like went away, which was upsetting because I thought it was, It was really expensive too. I was like, oh shit, like, you know, appropriately price. But I was like, God damn like who Out of my range, but you know, ready to aspire to buy, but come by. I guess. So the Tom's Like, we're not, are we even halfway through? We're like halfway through we're at like the Halfway point now. Yeah. I love this though. This is going to be a long episode. It's a long episode, buckle up. The Tom's finally got to their restaurant and Katie has crashed their meeting. And I just love how much sand of all clearly hates Katie. And they just hate each other so much. And they're gonna eventually have to get over it. Like there's no getting around the fact that they are in each other's lives for the one They have to get over it. Sanibel says, it's like, bring your wife to Workday. I know that I was like, stand of all. You can't just be a Dick now. You can't know that like, you can't go that low. I don't like Katy either. Like, but I'm not going to be like a bitch. Like that's her best friend's wife. The thing is now I am starting to love Katie. Cause like, now I guess you just need to edibles. And it's like chill and not annoying. And I'm like, well what's not actually now this season, like what is not to like about K she's just kind of just like around and like dresses, nice for her and throws parties and like has, you know, pretty correct takes on the social situations around her. I'm like, well, Katie is Not, not tequila Katie anymore. And just kind of like stone and dissociating, especially whenever she has to talk to her husband, which I actually appreciate, because I do think that she, I think that she should divorce Schwartz and like level up. Yeah. But I just like, like I'm, I've come around on her and maybe it's cause like she, I think it's partially also because Staci is not around anymore. And Stasi made Katie like less likable for me. Cause they were just so like on each other's side about everything. Yeah. The blonde and brunette, I don't know How much do you love? Sandovall holding up his inspiration for the Schwartz and Sandy's sign. And then misspelling, Tom Schwartz is last year And he's spelled Schwartz wrong. You follow an asset at the end of that, of the, I was like, you can't, you can't make that up. Like that's just classic sand of all. I guess it wasn't Rented design and a piece of paper. I was like, literally like, like He does magic markers Also. I did, I did write down, I transcribed their revised mission statement, which they presented in front of Greg. Please read during the rate, it's a vibrant, funky dive lounge with tasteful, Americana food, including vegan options, featuring simple, fresh and playfully unique mixology. I was like, well there you go, batch. Yeah, maybe that is Americana food. Just like burgers and fries. Unsure. Yeah. Milkshakes. It implies it. At least implies sliders. Yeah. I think a burger or two might be on the menu and then vegan options. I was like, I guess like impossible burgers seemed like the thing to do nowadays. So Maybe salary with some mango salsa. Sure. Seems like the, they, the menu's just going to be like exactly what the menu of Tom, Tom is The most I'm taking a huge detour there. Yeah. Which I'm not mad. I, there are a few like things that Tom, Tom, I really love. So you can find me at Schwartz in Sandy, Tom, The Buffalo cauliflower wings, which are not Buffalo flavored. Although they are called that they are like more of like a Sesame. Like they're, they're more of like even Chinese food. You get like Sesame chicken. They're like more of that kind of flavor. Yeah. And they're so fucking good. Yeah. Delicious. And they have like a bacon GRU year Mac and cheese that comes in like a little tiny cast. Iron skillet. Yeah. No that's what got, and then you get the, the sliders and you have a great Tom Tom experience. I got to come to LA. I got to come down. You got to come to LA. Katie takes over the whole meeting and then Greg just puts her in charge. This was my fate. Okay. It's like sand of all in fucking Raelians Katy for so many episodes and being like, and bringing up like this book release for like Stasi like years ago and like get to the point where everyone was like, Sanibel, you need to fucking chill. This was so long ago. If you don't get over it now, like you're never going to get over it. But like, you need to get over it now because it's like truly affecting the entire group it's affecting like the business that we're embarking on. Like just chill out, man. Like what's your problem? And a million reasons why he has to get Over it. Yeah. I think Greg, cause Katie points out a few things. He's like, she's like, well, I just think you could like simplify this and she points out a few. I didn't take these notes, but she's like, you know, like what you mean to say is this? And like, this is what you're trying to do. And like, you want to have like these kinds of people coming it's like, instead of like describing like the lighting scenario of your business, we want to do is like, describe like the clientele you want. You want like maybe some bachelorette parties, birthday parties, whatever. And then Greg, the potential investor of his restaurant is like, oh my God, like Katie Maloney should be here. Instead of Tom sand of on Tom is just like, in that moment, Laura, I was like, I started like my Palm starting to sweat. I was like, this is so crazy. I'm like, is he going to start like slapping people? Like Brock does like the Bo the rage. He must've felt like I cannot even imagine, Feel it through the screen, like his anger at this moment. But he really like, he did it to himself. Cause he focuses on all the wrong things and like, doesn't he just like, didn't nail the mission statement or the assignment at hand. And honestly like if they do want to get the money from Greg and like make it happen, their best bet is to now have Katie running the show as much as I hate to say it, like, you need, you need the Maloney touch that Maloney magic. We need a, what was the last thing I was like, it's not like Mo this is like a few seasons ago. He's like, it's not, Maloney's like barn grill Maloney's bar and grill. Yeah. Well maybe it should be. Cause like, you know what? It's very cyclical or like horseshoe theory where it's like, they were like, we're not going to do like a little bar and grill, but then like they ended up naming their bar a very bar and grill like shortened. Sandy's like, if I w that's not a bar I want to go to as a dignified adult in their early to mid thirties, like tons of wack. Yeah. Katy Maloney is bar and grill would maybe even be a better name for this space. And now she's getting her full circle moment and I'm excited to see where she takes us. I felt vindicated for Katy. I'm like, so team Katie now, I'm like, you are the, you know, nev Campbell's not really in our Lexicata anymore. Like you're taking over for her. You're like, yep. The sexiest slicked back hair, or you're doing kind of like a wild things. Vibes Her femme fatale party. I love her being like, we've been in sweats all for years and now it's time to get sexy, which you would really think she's the last person to like organize that. But she, she does the damn thing. She pulls out the cheese plate and she rose on the kitchen island And it looks like she went to a wedding and snuck like two little like cubed cheese blades off a table, put it in a bag and repurpose it into where contemporary farmhouse valley, home, humongous kitchen island, respect Wrapped with a bow. Like they were, I feel, yeah. I'm like, where did these come from? They're not, I don't think they sell, like with the bow stuff. You won't find that at a California whole foods, like the, and the plastic wrap, like that is like, certainly not an Erewhon vibe. So I feel like it's like a Von it's a Vons or something like that. Like the, like the right when you walk into Vaughn's, there's maybe just a table of like little things that you can grab. And she was just like, okay, Maybe she grabbed the two and ran right back out. It could be a clipped out anything just, I got, I do kind of like it clumped up vibes from pretty much all the women on fender pump roles, especially Kristin, Kristin, for sure. You know, she's probably stolen like a car, like a bank, a truck, like an armored van. She's robbed a bank. And she, well, again, Katie though, then talk shit. Just when I think that I'm like rooting for her, she decides to talk shown on my queen. Sheena's like soft core porn movie that she shot. And like, don't come for Sheena like that. She Shits on her. She's like, some of us would do anything to like get our acting careers going. And it's like, well, yeah, Sheena's like would do anything. And that's why she did have like some semblance of an acting career. Unlike you who were like basically 33 with no other options at the start of Vanderpump rules, Katie wouldn't have done that same movie. If it was not presented to, are they all, that's literally what they're all trying to do at the beginning of season one Vanderpump rules. Like we're all like actors Model, actor, episode of the Jonas brothers show. Like she was like, yeah. Or she might've had like a small character arc. She was like a pizza pizza girl or something like that. Like Sheena was doing it. She, Anna was doing it and she's still doing it and she will continue to Sheena. Fuck John Mayer. Like that's cool. Cool. And she fucked up Brandi Glanville is like, that's how, like I Remember, like She knew it wasn't even supposed to be a part of Vanderpump rules. She was kind of just like, oh, this weird waitress that like has beef with like Lisa vendor bumps, friend, Brandi, Glanville, and Sheena made it into being a full-time cast number of Vanderpump roles. And now she is the queen of the show and she has been for eight years. So Yeah, she is literally the Lorna song fucked my way up to the top like that. Is she not hell yes. Katie's just a hater. And that, that was rude. And then LA, she was like, I think I've watched that to get off once. And I was like, hell yeah, It's Beautiful. I hope a LA goes lesbian. Now that Rand's out of the picture And kinda think that's kind of a herb struggle is like, cause she goes off. She goes Affleck. The weirdest men, but is still so female empowerment. I just also just, my intuition is like, I can see her with other women. I'm like, that's what you enjoy. I don't think. Okay. Here's the thing. I don't think, I can't imagine LA like blowing Randall and having like an intuitive, good time. I can imagine her going down on a woman and having like a way better time. Yeah. I don't think Randall is giving LA like the best orgasms of her life. I'll just put it that way. I agree. Yeah. That doesn't like he's, I mean, She probably likes being with him. Yeah. Well there's a lot of perks or like be cuddling. He seems like a cuddly and like, I can understand, like he does seem like the kind of person, like when his attention is focused on you, you feel like you're the only person that matters. She was like, I like Randall. He's fun. And he's like, he's a, And Lisa thinks Randall has money. So I think that's why she also likes him because she believes him to be like wealthy. But like, does anything, he knows a lot of people, a lot of money, potentially. Even the IRS, like a lot of money Jackson, 1.2 million that the IRS do we know what happened with that? I don't know. We need to like figure that out. I have to like message Tracey Morrissey. Cause I feel like she's always really good at looking into that. Walk me on Instagram. I don't, I don't know why to say, I Don't know who blocked me Twitter, but not on Instagram. I don't think, but I haven't checked in with him In a while. Since he's off the show, I'm kind of like who cares? Yeah. I would buy beer. Choose though my Heartbeat. I know I would have always bought that. I saw like a container of something that looked like beer, cheese and like a public trash can the other day. And I instantly thought of me MA's beer cheese and was like, I wish that was like a mammo it's beer, cheese Discarded, a board port wine. I know. Come on breath. Anyways. Sheena talk also at this party, it's like, everyone's hanging out. It's like watching a bunch of people that don't like each other, like hang out and try to have a good time together, which is just like strange. It's strange because like, it's so weird though. They like, this is what I've noticed in like the season of Vanderpump rules is like before the party even really gets going, they make them do like a dance montage. It's like, they've been at the party for like 15 minutes. It's like the bright lights. And they're like fucked up weird and CNO like farmhouse and every light is on and the production lights and like dance party. And I'm like, they're like torque on each other. And then like, then they talk about show. Like there's no way this is organically happening because like, no, Sorry. That's never who acts like that. Like no one acts like that. No one Acts like that. If you're in a dance, it's like at the end of the night, like on winter house, when they're dancing, I believe that that's real because they're all so shit faced. Like that's the next logical step at 12:30 AM. But yeah, on Vanderbilt, not at 7:30 PM. And then I feel like you're right. The producers are like, okay, like, can we get like some dance party footage now? And then they all have, You have to breast pump. Law's going to storm off. So what we need to do is like, get you in the couples. Like just kind of for fucking 15 seconds, just kind of pretend like you're listening to the best Missy Elliot's honey you've ever heard and give it your all. And then they're like, okay. It's like, Hey, like Sheena, do you want to tell LA? 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Room is entirely online. So next time you need to buy a car, just grab your phone, go to room.com and check out thousands of great cars. Lola like strolling over to the girls. And she's like, are you guys having a conversation? And they're like, yes. And she goes, when your end, when you're finished with the convo, may I borrow you for a moment to Sheena? And I was like, wow, you guys are phoning it in at this point. And then they like make up. They make up. And it's in a way where if I thought Lala was a genuine person saying what she is saying, I'm like, well, that's nice to hear. And Sheena receives it very well. Then Lala's like, can I give you a hug? And then that's when she starts crying. And I'm like, oh girl, the heart, the hormones are like raging and like Raging. Yeah. And then Lala says she needs to go. She's like, is it okay if I go talk to your man right now? And I just like, hate when she puts it that way. And then I realized this whole, this whole season is just scenes of LA going up to people and being like, are we good? Like, I feel like she's that 20 times so far and then continues to do it multiple times in this episode. And I'm like enough of this. The answer is no, you're not good with anyone. You're not actually friends with them. And you don't care about that. Your Man, my man, So many mans sometimes. Yeah. She goes to Brock and talks to him in front of Tom and James and then Brock is not as receptive. And then Lala says, I'm like a fine wine. Some people like me and some people would rather have boxed wine and then brought, goes, well, I'm drinking scotch. And I was thinking, hell yeah. And Brock has also smoking a cigar. And he's having like boys, boys night smoking a cigar wearing suspenders. You're having boys night. You don't need to talk like LA now is not the time. LA No. And they don't. Yeah. They don't end things very well Now, but long Time. Yeah, it has to know like, because she, she sat down and she's like, well, what originally she wanted to do was like, oh, I want to pull Sheena aside because the two of us need to have a conversation. But when it came to Brock, she was like, I can do this in front of everyone. Like, I don't care. I'm just going to spout off some like weird isms. And I'll be fine with Brock if I just keep talking. And Brock's like, no, like you're kind of a detriment to my life and my wife's happiness and stability. So like, I'm not like, I don't know why we wouldn't just talk. Yeah. And you just say, you say or sorry, but then also you say just to accept that, you'll say whatever you want whenever you want. No, you should be fine with that. Yeah. Yeah. Then Sheena interrupts before things can get too heated and she's like, I have to go feed and her, her jugs are just wild to me. Huge. She's I had a great rack. She's like, I'm a small G now. And I'm like, God, I love that. I love things. Hot rack on Vanderpump rules. Reasons to have kids. Yeah. Number one is like huge Tip, big milkers. Yeah. Big Milkers. You kids. Mommy knows. Well, I think she wore the blazer cause he was like, I don't have dresses that fit me. Like I don't show them off. Like I think that the audience wants So like Sheena and Lala both were like kind of big blazers. Well, no Sheena's was kind of tailored to fit her, but LOL is kind of like thin and like slinky and I'm like, maybe like I've seen a blend. See, I'll get Instagram posts. Like I'm gonna do that. It's like, you're not stylish. But like, she was like, none of my dresses fit me. I can't do body contouring. I need some tailoring. I admire. And I respect that. And again, I love Sheena so much. I mean, she she's making it work. Great. Yeah. Look, it looks incredible. Smooth as younger than I Yeah. I'm like, I just like, I like seeing her, I feel like she keeps it pretty real and like, yeah. I just like present LA Keeps it real to the best of her ability. And she's always been an open book and I w we appreciate that. And there's a personal, like a reality TV show. That's like what you need to be bringing. It's like the same as like Rona singer, like watching like the new season of like real Housewives of like ultimate girls trip. Like Ramona's like kind of just this wild animal you're watching and was a zoo. She needs to watch that. I'm still on my list. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I've heard that. It's so good. Like, it's like cry, laughing. Like my friend who was texting me, he was like, I was like crying. It's really God Laura. Okay. I'm I can't wait. That's my hot plan. That's tonight. I don't think that Sheena is that much like Ramona, but I don't think that like, Sheena keeps secrets. She just is delusional. So like, whatever is true to her as true to us, you know what her relationships with like fucking Rob and it was the opposite. I was like, what was her last name? That's like his first name also. Yeah. He's kinda like my type. Just kind of like a dim Burley, like, oh, Who's like, wherever you say. Yeah, no, I'll be in my room. That's yeah. So I'm looking for Like, in on-brand with sand of all, or like the Schwartz triplets. It's just a very upstate, like depressed fat loser. What I am, and I'm going to likes, attract likes called the law of attraction. Yeah. And I like that Sheena, like Sheena's struggles with like, she puts on a happy face and pretend like everything's amazing, even though her life is like crumbling and I think that's highly relatable and that's the kind of energy I crave. Well, we just like frozen, like her face is frozen and she's just kinda like, she'll kind of like cower back, like maybe like five degrees and be like, I'm hearing what you're saying. I'm not going to rack now. I will go home and process this information. But like, it's not going to have a set me right now, but like, okay. I think I'm, I think I'm hearing, I think she does hear people in certain ways and like, you know, as years go by, like, you know, she knows at the same person, she was season one or two and, and you know, what are either of us, you know, we're, we're much different. Fuck. All involved. Yeah. Have you, haven't been watching Vanderpump rules if you've been watching VPR from the jump and you find that you're the same person, you were the start of remember rules. You need to fucking figure it out because something ain't right. And that's coming from me. Like somebody who, you know, kind of barely. No I have, but like I had some of my darkest days about season like four, no, like season five to six, I think was like my, probably one of my life, like lowest point in my life. So I've really gone. Like, it's been a roller coaster. Yeah. But now on the up and up, Yeah, you look great. Podcast is amazing. Thanks. Fucking killing it, mate. Killing Hell. Yeah. Lisa takes Schwartz into her basement of sin and then comes out wearing that doggy mask and goes, would you like to do doggie style with me? And like kind of humps the air. And I was like, what is this relationship like? This is like your boss, the sexual harassment. And Lisa have a weird kind of mother, son like dumb and like bottom kind of relationship where Liza knows that like shorts is like the most impressionable person that like she would probably ever meet that she's involved with business-wise or any, any, any way. Schwartz is like a little boy. So Lisa's wearing this like fucked up like dog animatronic. Okay. I don't understand. How can you maybe, you know, how does the mouth, because The snow is moving as she is talking. I don't know how it fucking working. That is fucking, it is, It is so crazy. So we all saw the posts. I think you definitely talked about on your, I've heard on your pod, you talked about how horrific this Halloween costume of Lisa Vanderpump, SWAT. She puts the head on and her basement is like, kind of, it looks kind of like an Ohio. Like if you knew, like if you live in Ohio and like you knew like a rich person that their parents had like a five bedroom house, like a finished basement, like there is a quadrant of a base and there's just like doors where there's like steel racks of just like random crap that is Lisa's and below Rossa basement. And so then she just kind of slides on this dog mask and she's like, right. Doll, like area. How do you think? And he's like, what the fuck? He's like, then his confessional he's like, well, now I have to like kick Haiti to get one of these to be attracted to her. Okay. I think that, do you, or, okay. Do you think that Schwartz and Lisa could or would fuck on the future? I think that Lisa should fuck Schwartz. I think that that's like where this could potentially lead. And one of the only ways to make this show truly great again, would be for them to carry on like a full blown affair. Correct? I do not think they have fucked. I think they heard it. And I think the Tom's shorts is flirting is probably just, it's kind of falling on deaf ears. Well, at least I'm sure she appreciates. I mean, who, what, what person of a certain age wouldn't like someone of a certain age hitting on them. Like, Or just saying like they're pretty or being like, it's like, he'll do things like her feet will be on. Usually lead to your feet are so pretty. And then of course you're going to be like, okay, that's cute. Someone's 30 years younger than you. And like saying that I think Ken will die, Die. Yes. Oh my God. We're so on the same page, Going to outlive cat, if that doesn't happen, my whole ethos will fall apart. Ken's going to die. And then Schwartz and they come over, console her with this giant weird middle, no ring finger toe was, it was like more in his toe. I was like, Morton's toe Morton's toe Morton. So he's going to come over. And his little Adidas slides that might be off-market fake targets, like whatever he's going to come over. He's in the comforter. And like, they were going to get it on more than like, I mean, we also thought like Jackson, Lisa had like Jackson, Tom shorts are completely different people in that way, like sexually in terms like they're like libido, but I think Lisa is equally invested in the same kind of attention. Yeah. I think that Jax Jax is the kind of person that would like initiate more. Like, I feel like Jack's, his mentality is like shooters, shoot, and Schwartz is a more passive kind of guy, but he's the kind of guy that if you come onto him, he will fuck you. Like there's no, like whoever you are. I don't think it matters. And I think that's the reason he's cheated on Katie. So many times is because girls are just like, oh my God. And like make out with them. And he's not going to say no. And when Lisa finds herself being horny and lonely and sad and Schwartz comes over with a gift basket, I think she'll like hug him and kind of like nuzzle into his neck and then just start kissing him. And then it's over. Cause like, can, is kind of giving like Logan, Roy on succession or it's like, He's not all, I think he's not all There. I kind of said this on my podcast recently, not to like make it up, but it's like, Lisa like is much as she possibly can. She, whoever can, she can get her web. She wants to like replicate and like mirror her aesthetic. So she like dresses her dogs up a certain way. And now like her husband trusts in like the same kind of like custom tailoring shirting, kind of like verbally button up, like, like her dogs are dressed the same as her husband. And they both, they all seem as decrepit in like the, on the brink of like death, which like go off. But like She loves an animal that's like holding on for dear life, wearing a little suit. How Much older is Lisa? Like 10, A lot older. I think she was what, 21 when they met or when they got married and he was like, I want to say he was in his forties or something. They're not like 30 years out. 20 years, Their age gap, couple for Actually in my age. I know now we're getting to the age where like, you have to be like 60 arrogant Jane, Tom Gerardi age gap, which is less sexy. It's like, you just have less like glory years to enjoy it before they fucking drive off a cliff. You know what I mean? We both need Viagra now. So it's like not the same. Oh, he's only 16 years older than her. That's not anything I thought he truly was like 25 to 30 years older than her, but I was wrong. He, I kind of seem to be losing a little bit of a mental capacity or we're just gonna like marauding around as a state. Kind of like in these like crazy, like Michael Jackson, garbs like, oh, what is this? Yeah, there was some moment from the last episode where Lala or someone said something, Ken was like, whoa. And like seemed really confused. And I was like, oh, that's genuine. Like he does not know what you're even talking. It was more genuine than like, remember when like the real Housewives of Beverly Hills where like that all the women like met up with like Tom Gerard. And they're like, oh my God, you're telling the best stories we love. Tom's Roy. Oh, he's such a great host. Like he's so weathered. He's so great. He loves entertaining. Lisa's husband. Ken seems so much less with it than that. And I'm like, girl, any day, any day, any day start planning. Sorry. You know, start game was Who pushed him in the pool. And So heroine killed that's what did it that put him in an early grave? That was his Tom Gerardi driving off the cliff moment. Who was it? It wasn't like wasn't Yolanda. No, it was a husband. It was a man. It was, it was like Mauricia or like, ah, fuck. Who was that? I'm Googling. Who pitched Kevin and was About, we, we obviously have to know the listeners need to know. Cause it's It was it wasn't out of is Yolanda. No, no, it was not. It was a man. I, it was a man. Well, I think it was a man. I was like Maricio Taylor God. Of course it was a toxic gay who would just push Ken Todd into the pool. Incredible work. Like a decade office life, their joint slay. They're the same after that. That was the same, Honestly. That's that's what did that is Taylor Armstrong? She's on like another like ultimate girls trip thing, right? There's like another, Yeah, I think she's going to be on the next one. I missed her. I've craved her, my fellow, Oklahoma native. So Yeah, we need to check back in with her. It's time. Schwarz is really stressed because he's basically like supporting his whole family and pinching pennies and I just love Lisa's Savage. She's like, then not your responsibility. And she's like cut them off. Never speak to them again. Yeah. It was a crazy cause. And also Schwartz reveals like how much he sends to them. He's like maybe 400 to $500 a month. I was like, oh, that's not that mad for split between five people, like a hundred. What are they? What are they doing with that money? Like, listen, I am, I grew up in dire straits. I understand like how much a dollar can go. However, like if you're buying like a one point something or even like two point something, million dollar house shave off a hundred grand, give it to your family. There's it's like, teach him something to fish. You know? It's like you could have supported them. But also, I mean, I kind of agree. Elisa's like not his job, that Kind of hard situation. It's, It's difficult to actually really, it's an impossible, it's an impossible situation because it'll never be enough. Like you want to save your family And he's the most successful person out of his whole family and the oldest sibling. I think he's older than those triplets. Yeah. Did he say that his parents divorced during the pandemic? I thought I kind of gathered that. Yeah. They divorced either. Yeah. During the pandemic or like recent, like had undergone a recent divorce and all seemed dark. That's tough. I guess. Yeah. My parents' divorce was like the best thing that ever happened to me. So I'm like not, thank God took them in to, Yeah. I want to know. I like both want to know, but also don't want to know more about his sandwich. I'm conflicted. Yeah. I would send it. I would rather Have him fucking Proposition. Hey, I like the brothers, they come trip. But then Charlie Brock and Sheena are working out at the bar method studio that I used to go to for years. Yes. Have worked out with that bar method instructor. Like I know her. I was like, wow, good to see that, that survived. Glad they're getting some coin from having them film in the studio. I saw them. I was like, this looks good. I mean, I would like to, someone would have to put a gun to my head, to go there, but like, I was like, this is good. You know, It's a really good workout. It's hard as fuck. Yeah. It's a lot of like tiny muscle movements and then stretching consumer controlled movements and then stretching all in a carpeted room with a lot of women. And they're like, it's all women mostly. And then there will be like maybe one or two men, but it was the kind of the kind of woman that would go there would be wearing Lulu lemon, head to toe. You're not allowed to show your midriff at all. Like, and you have to wear a full leg, like leggings all the way to your ankles or whatever they have to cover your knees. And it was all women in Lulu. And then everyone was engaged. Like every woman had like a rock on her finger. And I was like, oh my God, this is like a cult kind of. And then the rooms carpeted. So it like a carpeted room feels very cold vibes to me, A little too comfortable. And You're just like slowly T doing teeny little movements. Yeah. I don't know why I'm drawn to like, kind of like, women's like palati is like hot body. First of all, I don't, I've never done a workout class. Like if I was going to I'm like a giant man, I'm like six, two, I'm a little overweight. I'm legally obese. But like, I think that bar class, like just kinda like getting on your tippy toes and like Brock did it too. He was there and he was like, oh Mike, this is same fucking top ball. It makes you want to slap my wife. You know, it's tough. It's tough. It's a tough Like the women. Sorry, sorry. What? Like the workouts that like female models have to do have to be the toughest of anything. You know, it's not CrossFit is like, child's play compared to like bar and a hot Bonnie blondies To get into those like weird. Cause you have to get those like weird places that you can't attack with like a CrossFit. Like you want to get like right here, like toned. And so then you have to do like all this stuff of like pushing and contorting your body. Yeah. And even today I was thinking like in my own workout, it was like, I wonder if bar method is still around, like would love to do another class, then watch Vanderpump rules in there. It was, There you go. No need to wonder day it Talk about, I don't even know what, I really didn't take a lot of notes on their conversation. I just know that it ended with Brock doing like a full-blown like backwards somersault into standing and then getting like lightheaded. Yes. Charlie was there. My note was like Charlie fears that she's becoming an outsider in the group. And I'm like, well, yeah, because you're not anyway, you're so age inappropriate for this group. And it's weird. They even kind of kept you on. They just needed like a woman to, or anyone to be working in the restaurant to show like, oh, I'm serving goat cheese balls. Otherwise like they've all grown, sir. Like they're not at third. No, one's that's our, Yeah, no one is a sir. You're so right. Even she's the only person. I don't even think that Charlie works their actual Yeah. But I think that she was like, sure, I'll work there on camera. Right. Cause especially during like COVID and LA, I feel like you guys, I mean, I don't know if it's like delayed, but like filming. I feel like they had to like hire extras that were like COVID negative. I don't think that I don't think that they were like truly open when they were filming at the restaurant. I do think it was populated with like friends and extras just to make it seem like those restaurants. And I don't think certainly people weren't being like, God restaurants are rock open. I can't wait to go to serve. But it was Also selling the LA locals or that's not the first stop on their leg restaurant lists. Those are the things that, cause I didn't realize like, cause I was listening cause I listened to some religiously you're in carrier talking about how like the Excelsior pass, like people weren't checking for like COVID vaccines at bars and shit. And that happened in New York, like literally fucking six months. It was like spring, beginning of summer, they Just started Doing it. Now it's been Restaurants here. Yeah. Like now they are like, but not, not every restaurant it's or maybe, I don't know, actually I haven't been to that many restaurants, but it's just, I've noticed recently it's like a thing that you have to show your VAX card and stuff, but yeah. LA is like very behind on all the COVID Staff, I guess. So I mean, I go to like truly like three places within walking distance. So like I've already shown my back's card ones, but I was at the bar that I go to next door to my house and was a woman like a few nights ago that was like, they asked her for a PAX card and she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. Like no one is asking us anymore. Like thank you so much for asking me. And I was just like, God, what? No. Yeah. They, oh, I have been to a couple shows at the Hollywood bowl and they've asked they ask when you go in there. But that was also nice. Cause it's like outside. So you really don't have to like wear a mask or anything Also COVID it's still going around, like to my very good fans, just got COVID other people that I know friends of friends are getting COVID they're vaccinated. They've already had COVID things like the people that I know that have COVID got it when it first dropped the first release of it. I was like, They got COVID 1.0 and now they're getting COVID 4.0 It's like Jesus Christ. Like what the fuck? Like, I mean, I, I got vaccinated. I will survive. COVID I hope, but like to be a locked in the house again, I guess I was just like podcasts, but my wifi is shitty. So like what I, you know, I don't know. I know, I like, I feel like for a huge chunk of 2020, I was just dissociating and in a fugue state and then came out of it like around like October, November, last year and was like, whoa, like, I don't even remember most of this past year. That's crazy, but managed to like pod through it and then like just continued pod life. But I'm like now at least like getting to go out and meet up with people more and feels like, okay, thing. There's some sense of normalcy. Like I can't, we can't go back. We just simply must move forward. Oh, there's no going back. No, Don't send us back. Also everyone gathering at this bar, the Belmont and then being masked lists indoors at a bar, knowing that it was like, I don't think that was a time when you could even do that in LA. I was like shocked, but also just happy that they were all pretending that that was like what life was like, I guess this summer Final scene of, Of the bell of the bar gathering. Okay. Yeah. I was like, what does that bar call? Cause it kind of is my vibe. time. Yeah. But I don't think people, I don't think you could go indoors at a bar, but this summer, but I also don't know. Cause I haven't been like, No I was yeah. Oh, so yeah. LA is actually so yeah, I didn't like think about that. I was like, well, you know, I've been doing a boon on that open road, like lawns. All right. I've been on that open road. No one really cares that much in New York. And it's the most condensed place like in America. Yeah. It's like LA we had a month where you could take masks off. Like, and it was, felt like true freedom at last. And then what, like one month, the day they were like J K mouse back on and then yeah, like they gave us a glimpse, which I would have rather just had them be like, don't ever take them off. Like I don't want to taste the freedom and then have it taken away. I just like want it just like keep us in that space. But then I, but that was exactly like at the time that they were filming this and I don't to my knowledge or my memory, like you still were just only having outdoor dining here. So it was just like, love. This was like a total pretend. But I accept that. I accept their pretend like gathering. So If you go into a Starbucks today to pick up a mobile order, are you putting a mask on? I wouldn't be like, oh you are. Oh yeah. You put a mask on. Oh yeah. You put a mask on, get your mobile order. But then if you go sit down, you can sit down inside and eat it or drink it and then with your mask off. So it's just all very confusing. I just do whatever they tell me to do. But tragic. There was the one month of freedom where you could just reason to Starbucks massless and grab your mobile order and then breeze out. I, I remember that first month of, well, I mean, it's like still freedom in New York, but like I remember it was like Starbucks on the door. If you're picking up a mobile order or if, and you're vaccinated, you don't need to wear a mask. And I would just like kicked down the door. Like You just burst through like the Kool-Aid man. And I just grabbed my shit, which is like, what you do you're in and you're out. And there's like, people on their computers, like with their mask on, like, what is he doing? I'm like, listen, like you're not going to get COVID for like the three seconds that I'm near you like 50 feet away. Yeah. Well usually you just have to hold your breath the whole time you're in Starbucks, but you can't don't have to wear a mask. I would do that. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was like, it was that. And then now it's mask and they say, you have to show your vaccine card, but no one's asked me yet, but I have only gone in there for like a mobile order. So TBD damn. Yeah. Homicide, double homicide, Katie and Tom talk about like his weird family drama, but he won't really talk about it to her. And it was just kind of like telling her also if my was like, I went to go see our boss and she put this thing on and like asked me if I would do her doggy style. And I got really turned on. I'd be like, interesting. But also like, why? Like don't tell me this, like on camera, this seems like a post sex conversation I would like to have with you and laugh about. But like, I don't want it posited in a way where like I know that you would like, fuck her. Yeah. I also, like, I think most furries like furries don't actually have sex with each other. We're kind of like asexual and they just want to call it pod each other. That's what I've gathered from like delving slightly deep into furry, like Twitter for like five minutes in one day. Yeah. And I love when Tom's like, yeah, I'm just so worried about like money right now. And Katie has, you just won $900. Yeah. Send that to you. That's two months of your family's allowance. You're just griping about, oh, I used to send them a $400, like, well, 900 is like two and a half, you know, give them that. But I love like if you're having a deep life financial problems, like $900 gonna go far, but it's not like something to be like, don't worry. Cause you just got $900. I wonder if their finances are kept separate. I feel like they're not. And I feel like, cause Schwartz is fucking stupid. Like also their mirror, their prenup. Oh wait, did they ever print out? What was it? Oh, oh yeah. Nearly $400. Oh my God. That was so funny. That was gold. That was good as gold. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible. And then their conversation basically ends with Katie going, like you never opened up to me and he's like, I know. And then she goes, you're the best husband. And then they like hug and I was like, what's the truth. I wrote, Katie is a good wife. Isn't she? I mean, she puts a lot of bullshit and like Tom does too. But like Katie, Katie does more than Tom's. I think Katie's learned that the best way to deal with Schwartz is like, you just accept him for what he is. And then when he's talking and you just don't want to get irritated, you just go blank behind the eyes and think about like a beautiful, like tropical island somewhere and then give it like two and a half minutes and then zone back in and then he'll finish up whatever you said that was like going to really trigger you. And then you can just be like, you're the best husband and hug him. And then that's it. Yeah. A great wife ladies take note. And she was like, oh, well you do so much for them. We use the port then like, you know, maybe take like four months off from supporting them and you'll get right back into it. Like she was assuring him and I felt like, eh, you know, what else can she do? I mean, I would not Tom short. So she did. So like we're in this situation now where I'm like, well, okay, that's all she's going to do Better. Put up with it. Yeah. Also I'm like, does he have a, how much does he gamble? He said in a past episode, he's always every day he gambles on the computer. I know. I think it's like kind of his like dark secret is he's gambling. Cause he has so much, he's so little control in the rest of his life. Cause like he's in the backseat of his businesses with Tom Sandovall he's in the backseat of his marriage. He probably needs like control of like some financial, he needs to gamble to feel alive and to feel like a man. And he's probably lost everything they have. Yeah. Yeah. I would not be surprised. And he also has so much free time. I feel like the, I know, I not sure. That's why I really resented the beginning of the scene. They're like, Ooh, like old Katie did with like play like words with friends on her phone. I'm like, what the fuck did you guys do? Like, are you kidding me? I mean, I'm sure she didn't no one did Four or five months out of the year cumulatively. And then like the rest is pretty much chill and play words with friends and like order Postmates online gamble. Drink. Yeah. Maybe work out. Yeah. Charlie does a power move that I appreciated where she just approaches a bunch of women who are older than her informed them about Wiki feet and then be like, and I've seen all your scores and mine's actually the highest, All those scores. Do you, all those scores? Wait, Laura, are you on Wiki? V I might Be. Might be. You haven't checked. You might be. I don't know. I haven't checked, but I did. I posted an Instagram post once where my feet were in it. And then I was like, oh, I wonder if someone will put this on Wiki fee. I think I am. Oh, I am. Oh wait. I Have a four and a half stars. Fucking Oh five. That's more than any of That's shocking because I have the hugest feet. I'm like a size 11 and a half. Like maybe a size 12 and some shoes literally. Oh wait. So like I am a size 11 men. Are we Like, what Euro? What Euro size are you? I don't know. Like a 42, like 43. I'm like a 42 Euro. Some shoes. A 43. I'm a 45. I'm a size 11. Okay. So when you said, and I was like, I thought it was like, you attracted one for women. And I'm like, if Laura has the same size feet as me, like, that's just, that seems a little strange, but like That's crazy. But no, I have a fucking huge honker feet. Like I would not, I would not rate my feet a 4.5, but the people have spoken and they love what they've Done. That loves a bit. They love a big old foot, I guess. Is it turns out Whose, Who rates them, Man. Wow. You see, you can see the numbers. I have nine total boats. Okay. Five people said beautiful. One person said nice. Two people said, okay. And one person said ugly. All their souls. I'll take It. I'll take It. Oh wow. Love That. Incredible. I have a higher rated foot than any of the women on venerable rules. Does Charlie have a five or does she have a 4.5? Well, I didn't take the notes, but I was like, it was like four in like three and for some reason I thought it was like out of 10, like, oh, you're all doing so bad. I don't know why. I didn't think I was like out of five. And I was like, well, you're all like, you still got a ways to go. I don't know. I don't know why in my head. I thought Of like, Barnicle Men are very harsh. The, the kind of man that would rate a woman's foot on a website called Wiki V like they're probably a little more harsher than necessary. I know. But then are they, because now I'm kind of proven them wrong. No, I know. And I'm so cloud, but like me to Raquel had, she'd never heard of Wiki feet. How's it innocent? She's a beautiful white. What is that? I love Charlie being like sell picks of your feet, pay for your nose job. It was actually so funny. I'm like Katie again is a queen who in common, she takes down seriously or scotch in Providence around us. Like you can do. I take sketch comedy really Seriously. I've trained Someone in the bar graph gathering is wearing a coat that says scrawled font on the back live before you die. That is honestly that's T That's fucking D you Gotta love where you And then Charlie and Sandoval have like a very inorganic conversation where she's like, what's the latest with you? And he's like, then they talk about Lala as Lala sidles. And then she says the thing she's been saying all season to Charlie, I just wanted to make sure we're good. And then Charlie and her, I guess like make it make up. And then Sandoval tries to tell Lala that all the fights that have happened so far are fights that she started, which is true. It's true. They shouldn't have montage and tenable like LA LA. He can't say LA like with a straight he's like LA it's like the first time he's ever met her, like LA LA, I just want you to grow LA law. Yeah. And as they're talking like their conversation, isn't actually that tense, but the music got so tense. And I was like, this soundtrack is doing all the work. Like this show. They're not actually fighting. It's just like the music getting louder and more intense. Let me look to the Hughes's. And we're like rammers, like two plus two equals four, two plus two equals four. And then like two plus two equals four. And I was like, I can't even like deal with this shit. Sounded all. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, I think I got to stop you and I have To disengage, you know, I'm disengaging from the conversation. Yeah. And then there, we are really on another cliff hanger next week. And it's just kind of more James crying about his weed addiction, which I'm here for. And then I think just like more of the same, what would you, The theme of the pool party outs? Is it burning man? Or like, it seems like a like joker gesture, kind of like the characters and like a deck of cards. It's like black and white and like red it's like, I don't know what the theme is, but there is a theme of a pool party and it seems like shit might. Yeah. I don't know. She knows it was a very black Swan vibes and her outfit. Yeah. I like them trying to imply that like, Charlie is getting me too groped by the pool and Sheena just stands there. I was like, also, it's like very low state. Like it's a very low stakes. The person puts his hand around her waist linked probably. And he's like, Hey, come over here. And he like puts his hand on her ways and she's like, oh my God, no. And then like, as soon as it's like, like Shana did not stand up for me, I'm like, well, I can't believe she just stood there and watched, watch it happen. That we're as a culture is like, you can't That's all right. As far as like this show, giving us any sort of actual, like drama, is it can't and then it cuts to Sheena talking about something else. And I thought they were still going to be like arbitrating the, like the thing that happened by the pool. And she was like, I feel like I just did there and listened to them, like say step to sand, a ball or something like that. And like, didn't stick up for him. It seems like the tides are on Tom Sandovall a little Bit. I mean, like, you know, while I was containing our anti Tom tirade, but you can't take Tom down and he's impossible cause he's not, he's not sloppy. He's so criminally put together, you know, I love is that I hope Joe Simpson comes back and photographs. Oh my God. Yeah, we need that. But yeah, I'm I'm I guess still we're still watching Verse. So I am going to watch And we're making long content. We made two hours, two hour episode out of, And I'm like, well, maybe your editor will cut this part, but I'm like, well, how are they even approached that this is gonna be a longer, We just do it. Yeah. We just give the people an XXL episode. Well, the Charlie kind of, he didn't grow very put his hand on like, not even, it was like the small of her, not even the smaller bass. He just like kind of like a side hug, kind of invited him over. And he was like, Hey, what's up? And she's like, oh, what? Like what? Okay. If this was to be like, juror, like legislatively, what do we want to like happen? Like where if you were like, Hey guy, like, I like you like come over here, like talk to me. And someone like touches you on this longer back, which is like, literally so hot and cold. Like, we need that to survive. We need like a little bit of like A little as a tree, as A tree. And like, do, are we trying to get rid of that? Cause like, what do we have? And then it's like going to be like a life business to be like a queer New York, Facebook like furniture training group, wherever. It was like, okay. So before I do this, I just want to say like, my furniture does suck and I'm overpricing it. Or like, I just want to say like before I put my hand here, like, is this okay? I'm like, what do we want? Because it will end up there Party like Saturday, you, you, and in COVID times, you know, everyone that's there. It's not like, it's like a stranger came in And they've been tested. They've been there probably the same call. She and they probably already Googled each other, looked at their Instagram. Like they know, you know, what's going on. We don't know each other at this pool party. I'm interested to see if this is really like a storyline that's going to play out. Or if it's just like baiting us with like, just to get us to watch again. I'm like, you don't have to do anything. Right. Also the ratings are so terrible for Vanderpump rules. Like they've heard the people that are watching. Yeah. Th they're either watching, like we're watching. Cause we're loyal and we want to see it. It's not like attracting, I don't think venerable roles attracts like new people. Like no Now is not the time. Like winter houses attracting like probably three times as many new viewers with Yeah. They should've put, they should've put like some VPR people in winter house. Yeah. Maybe they'll do like a Palm Springs house and Get them all together. That'll be fine. Yeah. Winter house is also making me have a huge crush on Austin. I'm more of a craft guy. Not opposed to I'm a post-doc I ain't know. I get Austin, but like I'm a He's tall. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't find, I didn't think I would. I know I get it. He has a pillow Company. Yeah. Wow. Crap. Wait, Craig has a Pillow coming crack. I'm gonna cry guy. Okay. Oh. So how do these guys drink so much and not gain any way? I have no idea. I think they had take Adderall or do blow or something. Well, I mean, I think Craig does, for sure. He is looking, he has like a bit of like a puffy, like amphetamine face a little bit with like the readiness of a slight alcoholism problem. I mean, you can imagine like, you know, we're recording video. It will not be posted, but like over the course of the last two hours, I feel like my face has literally inflated just around like a few glasses of wine. So how are these guys like literally drinking like a 30 rack of beer going to bed, waking up at 9:00 AM doing like little sledding and like dog races and where the fuck like ski slope shit. And they look fine. Like, how is this? And they're like, they're like my age, like what the fuck is going on? Is that Adderall? Okay. He's just got used to it. It's I think it's probably some Adderall. And then they're just used to like such high volume of like alcohol intake that like, I feel like once a guy gets into like slamming 16 to 18 beers in a day, like they just can like do that nonstop. That's fucked. Yeah. Couldn't be my life. But I love that for them. Dan, thank you so much. This marathon episode, We can't stop podcasting. We can't stop. I was literally like, we don't have that much to talk about and then smash to like two hours and 10 minutes later. Like truly good. I'm not even kidding you. 15 minutes ago. I was like something in my friend's apartment. Cause my wifi, my apartment socks and like he's at dinner. And I was like, I might, because I already took a bathroom break and you you're going to edit it out obviously. But I was like, cause of like, when we were talking about like the femme fatale party, I was like, I think I'm going to piss my pants and just do that and not tell Laura that I'm pissing my pants, but now I can go to the bathroom, but I've been holding it if I sound tense because I'm on the brink of pissing my pants, Laura holding it and ever since, oh my, oh my God. I know. But like I have like one glass of like anything IP, one last one Nagra falls. Thank you for Holding your piss in for an hour and A half. I want to thank you for having your pond. I love pod sexy, sexy mini podcast. You know? I mean, you really blazed the trail for me in a way. I just love you. And I appreciate all your hard work and I appreciate you asking me. I will come on the pond any fucking second of any day and you know what? I might come back whenever I might ask you to come to my pond, It'd be my truest pleasure guides. Listen to dial Dan, sign up for his patron. You are turning out content. You just had your a hundredth episode. That's huge. Yeah. Big deal. You did it to him. I did it. I did it to him. Yeah. Until next time. Love and light bitch. Love and Light.