0:00

We're making moves. We're making moves like you've never even seen Carrie and I just handled Business

0:05

handling business left And

0:07

right. We talked bids just now. And we made some business decisions, Hollywood

0:14

And watch this motherfucking space. Watch this Space.

0:16

Watch us queer this Space.

0:18

This space get queer to faggot and back.

0:24

Watch the space, get clear to the faggot heavens and back on earth Watches

0:29

space. Get Dick to proceed. Why Watch

0:33

his face get asked to mouth, watch His

0:36

face. Get asked to ask For

0:39

some record for a dream.

0:40

Jennifer Connelly asked to us on a table While

0:46

people throw money.

0:48

I've only seen that once and I will never see it again.

0:52

I've weirdly seen that movie five times, God, they played it for us.

0:56

I've watched it pre-boarding school.

0:58

Then they played it for us at boarding schools, part of our lakes recovery group.

1:02

Like if you were in AA cascade, you got to also just watch like really fucked up movies.

1:08

Another great reason to be in AA as a teen.

1:11

I feel like that would be, I was like, perhaps if he didn't do anything to me, negative, I was like, oh, drugs are fucking cool.

1:18

I'm not going to do like sex work.

1:21

I feel like that movie is very triggering.

1:25

Yeah. I was like, I want to get high.

1:26

I would. And then I was like, I'm going to try and smoke some incense later just to see.

1:31

Oh yeah. I tried to like The

1:35

spice. Your eyes are blue.

1:37

Truly tried everything. Like I snorted Benadryl.

1:40

I snorted Wellbutrin.

1:42

I started a Tylenol in seventh grade.

1:44

A long time.

1:46

I just try it. Yeah.

1:47

I mean, I would crush it up with a Poland spring water bottle in my basement bathroom.

1:51

Snort it. And then I would flush.

1:55

Oh, crazy. You're like Erica Christiansen in traffic.

1:57

I know. No, I literally me in high school is Shakira.

2:04

That one should care. As long as she's like drive everything.

2:07

Drive a thing from Zootopia.

2:14

Yeah. Well how's it go? It's a, That's

2:18

still my motto, but just not with drugs Sober.

2:22

More like with anal Tri

2:25

anal now try anal play.

2:30

Yeah. I, I don't think watching movies with drugs in it is wise to watch in the beginning of your sobriety.

2:39

I went to see this movie.

2:40

White girl. Oh yeah.

2:42

Shout out Elizabeth. Would she fellow Oklahoman when we went to the same high school?

2:48

Yeah. No, I wish that means I'd be secretly like 23.

2:53

No, the director.

2:56

Oh, I mean she did a good job.

2:58

I had to leave the movie Halfway

3:01

through intense.

3:04

I was like, I can't do this. I just want to snort cocaine right now.

3:06

So I just left. Well, yeah.

3:08

Yeah. So if you're out there trying to get sober or trying to, you know yourself a little from that those bad habits, I wouldn't watch drug movies in the beginning of your journey or maybe do it.

3:24

Maybe you need to do What

3:26

you need to do. Dry Everything.

3:32

Yeah. I feel like try everything in regards to movies.

3:35

Mostly food, food, try everything.

3:42

Bubbly. Bubbly is my new LaCroix.

3:45

What's Beverley. Oh my God.

3:47

Laura.

3:47

It's

3:47

so

3:50

good. Okay. I really, I will do a sparkling water in a can.

3:55

I won't love it, but I'll do it.

3:58

I'll accept it. If there is nothing else, but truly give me glass bottle of sparkling beverage.

4:07

I've already tried it.

4:08

It's not, it's it kind of LaCroix doesn't hold a candle to it.

4:13

The clerk is more chemical is more.

4:16

Yeah, it tastes like crushed up bug legs.

4:20

Yeah. When I drink it, I think bugs Also

4:23

the bread, like the copy on the koi on the containers.

4:29

It's very weird.

4:31

Like it basically says this is made of chemicals.

4:37

It tastes like Ants. I don't think it's good for, you know, like I would, I would side with Mary Cosby on LaCroix will harden your intestines over it.

4:47

Like your internal organs are not safe when it comes to LaCroix.

4:50

I Think with like a Pellegrino or Sabrina Or

4:53

like I had one this weekend that was like San Vitoria.

4:55

That was also huge green Pellegrino ASCA bottle.

4:59

But I feel like the Italians do sparkling.

5:05

Yeah. And then Topo, Chico is really Great.

5:08

I'm probably wrong. And I'm going to get people being like the Italians actually didn't invent it.

5:13

Who knows? But boobly is where it's hot.

5:16

What's your flavor? Cherry tastes like Dr.

5:20

Pepper. Does that make sense?

5:22

Yeah. It tastes really good.

5:24

It's really crisp, fresh.

5:26

I feel immediately clench when I drink it.

5:30

Unlike LaCroix, which made me feel uneasy, dry and bugs Boogz.

5:38

I love it.

5:40

Doesn't taste like bugs. He's like Boogz owns.

5:45

I love, yeah.

5:46

I'm such a, I'm a sparkling person when it comes to any sort of social gathering.

5:50

Cause it gives you that like cocktail feel, and I'm not a picky person.

5:56

I'll take whatever I'm being served and that kind of such.

6:00

But if it's a little cold, it's going to be me at home.

6:02

Living my life.

6:03

It's a diet Coke journey or a Coca-Cola in a wine glass, no ice, just a little bit poured up to like a glass of wine discovered that vibe.

6:17

And I was like, I love This.

6:19

So you're Almost,

6:21

I'm like a soft drink Full

6:23

year of not drinking. Yeah.

6:25

Are you going to keep going?

6:27

Yeah. Why stop now?

6:29

I

6:29

don't

6:32

miss. I don't miss alcohol anymore.

6:34

Not even wine.

6:35

I'm kind of like I can take or leave it.

6:37

And really, I tell myself like the only time that I would really want to drink is if I wasn't Italy having like a gorgeous meal, surrounded by gorgeous people.

6:48

And then maybe I have a glass of wine just to like have the whole experience of the meal.

6:52

And Then like, maybe you stumble into like a mystery, But

6:55

we'll see. Cause maybe I get to Italy and I'm at the meal and I don't really want a glass of wine.

7:00

And I'm like, why would I go down this road?

7:03

It just feels like, why would I go down this road?

7:06

You just want to Pellegrino, Man

7:08

hit me no bad February.

7:11

I really want to see that. Olivia Coleman, Dakota Johnson movie, but Maggie Joel and whole directed.

7:18

Yes. I craved that.

7:20

Rave that energy. It's Elena Ferrante.

7:23

Yes. Yes. I didn't know that Elena Ferrante is just a mystery person that no one actually knows who they are.

7:30

Like could be a man.

7:32

Could be a woman. Could be they, no one knows.

7:37

I

7:37

for

7:37

a

7:37

while

7:37

thought

7:37

Elena

7:37

Ferrante

7:37

was

7:37

like

7:37

a

7:37

long

7:37

dead

7:42

writer.

7:44

I was like, wow. One of the classic.

7:48

When I saw the issue, I was like, ah, Elena,

7:50

I'd be like, God got a fuck For

7:53

decades. Flannery. O'Connor like Flattery.

7:56

I know. I was like Hemingway.

7:58

They

7:58

are

8:01

contemporary. Yeah. They're literally fully Just

8:04

alive right now.

8:06

They're probably younger than me. Probably not.

8:08

No I know. But it's just funny that I was like, you just hear a name like that and you think oh, long dead, but I guess maybe that was there.

8:18

That Was the vibe.

8:21

I love like a pseudonym Need

8:28

my brilliant friend to come back.

8:29

Crave it, crave it.

8:32

I couldn't even my brilliant friend Session

8:34

was Great. Yeah. Succession was Speaking

8:37

of HBO, Shiv windshield got when he yelled at her, When

8:43

she got dressed down by a old Papa and she had to like make that joke or whatever, that was Brutal.

8:50

It was brutal.

8:53

Yeah. But it also is just, He's

8:56

just An incredibly mean, man.

8:58

And I love the inter sibling rivalry and anger.

9:03

Like I just relate to that.

9:04

So, so much When they said you're not welcome here to Kendall, like all of them Like

9:09

United screaming at another one.

9:11

That's very much as a child of four.

9:14

I relate.

9:16

But also Kendall him coming down to check on them, shows that he stole like loves them, I think see deep down.

9:27

Yeah. And he does care about the company it's selfishly motivated, but also like he does Want

9:32

his family to be okay.

9:34

Yeah. But he also is just like, so Episona But

9:38

at the end, when he got his dad told him to meet him and then didn't show up.

9:42

That was, Yeah.

9:44

It's just a series of power moves also.

9:47

Adrian Brody. Thank God.

9:48

Not in this week.

9:50

Spit last week's episode. That was a breath of fresh nose.

9:54

Also James Cromwell with Greg.

9:57

He Scares me.

9:59

That was brutal. When he basically told Greg, like, you're not a good person and Greg, isn't a good person.

10:05

Yeah. He's like a little, He's not a good Person.

10:07

He's a worm.

10:09

And he has no back. He has no spine and spineless bastard.

10:13

He plays he's. I mean that guy, what's his name again?

10:16

Nicholas Bron.

10:17

He plays him really well.

10:19

Cause he's like happy go lucky.

10:21

But then his grandfather was right.

10:24

We all know guys like that.

10:28

How much you think he was going to get?

10:30

Probably what like a quarter of whatever has inheritance.

10:33

But that's like the whole reason that he's even in this, in the first place is to like his, but his dad, His

10:39

grandfather has like 10 billion. I

10:41

know. And now he gets Nothing.

10:42

Probably get like a billion dollars.

10:44

That's so Rude.

10:47

Furious. I'd KMS.

10:49

I love you're going to Sue Greenpeace.

10:55

Like I love you, but I'm also going to see you.

10:58

There was one line that should've said that killed me.

11:00

Oh, has urethra at rested his brain wet the power away from his brain.

11:07

I didn't know that you could go piss Crazy.

11:09

Yeah, I think so.

11:11

But the UTI.

11:11

Yeah, just a man Thing.

11:14

I think. So What

11:17

happens? Your penis gets out of control.

11:20

Max. That's wild.

11:21

I Had

11:23

a Wild

11:25

UTI. Yeah. That was like body horror level.

11:29

Like fully bleed, like bleed peeing, just actual blood and like blood clots and was like, damn, this is painful.

11:39

And also scary.

11:40

Then went to the doctor and they're like, I was like, trust me.

11:44

I have a crazy UTI. And they were like, we're going to need a urine sample.

11:47

And I was like, get ready.

11:48

And then just set like a bright red bottle of blood amidst, all the other urine samples.

11:54

Like I'm surprised I never had a UTI because of all the swimming.

11:59

Lord

12:02

knows. I pissed away.

12:03

I was peeing constantly while doing labs and like practice everyone's

12:12

yeah. How long did this curse last?

12:16

Not long. It was like within one day of it coming on, like by the end of 24 hours, I was in a place of blood clot.

12:25

And then I got the emergency appointment and was like helped me.

12:29

And then they gave me the medicine or whatever, but I've never, and I've gotten like a UTI once or twice before, but never like that.

12:37

And truly don't know what it was from.

12:39

I think I, I think I did a weird batch of mushrooms and that caused at like a fungus.

12:43

I don't know. I don't cause it wasn't sexual.

12:46

It wasn't sexually related.

12:48

It was just like a random UTI that took me by storm.

12:54

I just think like men, when they're old, like their dicks are just like vessels of you.

13:00

Like Your whole body is just a vessel of pain care and like you just can't move around.

13:06

You definitely can't fuck Old

13:09

Dick old traveling.

13:12

Yeah, it will happen. That's the only, I

13:15

guess constellation for Silver

13:17

lining is that men will eventually just not want to fuck.

13:23

And

13:23

then

13:23

they're

13:23

basically

13:23

Unix

13:29

Grumpy. They're just grumpy Bowls

13:31

and

13:31

God

13:31

forbid

13:31

they

13:31

get

13:31

a

13:31

UTI

13:31

and

13:31

go

13:31

off

13:31

the

13:37

rails. I just had no idea that that was even a thing.

13:40

We just become like grumpy cows grazing.

13:44

Just like You

13:46

could tip them at Quick

13:50

detour. So this weekend I watched both speeds.

13:53

Speed

13:53

one

13:53

and

13:55

two. I hadn't watched the first one in like a decade.

13:59

So good like Great

14:02

peak Sandra. Their chemistry is insane in that movie.

14:06

And he is, I was like it like, I obviously it's Kiana, but like the way he runs in that movie, it's just so like football player.

14:14

And I revisited some Sandra CLA I did speed one and two.

14:19

I love her encounters chemistry.

14:22

I love the way he runs in that movie.

14:25

She's so good.

14:26

She's such a Star hair is incredible.

14:28

Her hair, Her eyebrows just Like

14:31

great jaw line. The two Of

14:33

them, I was like, damn. They're like megawatt movie star movie Stars.

14:37

And you don't get it like that anymore.

14:39

We don't. Nope. Dennis Hopper is so good in it.

14:43

And so scary. Yeah. He's terrifying.

14:45

Alan Ruck

14:49

Rickman. No, No, no. The guy who Kahn and succession, isn't it.

14:53

Oh, he plays Like

14:56

that out of town. Like bumpkin.

14:58

Who's just like, I've never been in LA before.

15:00

I don't know. It's been a long time since I've seen it, then I need to revisit because it is LA and LA class.

15:08

And then we watched speed too, which is a Bismal.

15:10

And then we watched the net last night, which I've never seen it.

15:15

I loved it.

15:17

It was like actually really entertaining and prescient Credible

15:21

range from one Sandra, because she could do like thrillers, but then also have a great romcom career.

15:32

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was like three home runs for her while you were sleeping.

15:41

So good. What's his name? Bill Pullman is so hot in that movie speed and then the net, but the net is really good.

15:49

It's also a very LA movie and it kind of predicted social media and like identity theft on online and how like kind of a social media company can have all of your information and like Jen

16:07

Shaw. Yeah. Basically Facebook and like just, it's just really good.

16:13

And Sandra's heroin. It is so bad and I love it.

16:15

And

16:15

she

16:15

wears

16:15

like

16:18

this. She wears very like a Bella Hadid, like sweater tank, top thing, you know, there's like, oh, Like

16:26

a sweater, like a Teeny

16:29

tiny one. And like her belly showing she's wearing high-waisted jeans.

16:32

Very nineties, Jeremy Northam is the villain in it.

16:38

Who's so hot. He was in like AMA he played Mr.

16:41

Knightley and the Gwenyth I'm a pushy ends up with anyway.

16:44

Great movie Dennis.

16:46

Miller's in it.

16:47

Love that. Yeah.

16:49

It is very John Shaw, Incredibly

16:52

Jen Shaw Energy.

16:55

What did I watch this weekend?

16:56

I watched Taylor Swift's 10 minute short film all too well gave me.

17:05

Yeah, I don't. I want that 10 minutes back.

17:09

I'd like you to take that scarf, wrap it tightly around my neck and not stop pulling it until I'm Dead.

17:14

Throw me over the overpass, Run

17:17

over me, throw me in the middle of the road and have those two run over me on their little upstate road trip, apple picking.

17:24

So need to watch the Blake lively directed music video that's out today.

17:29

She

17:29

said

17:29

she

17:29

tweeted,

17:29

written

17:29

and

17:29

directed

17:29

by

17:29

the

17:34

wickedly. Talented.

17:40

I'm nervous, but I'll watch it. I'm basically half lobotomized now after watching all too well.

17:45

So I'm lobotomized by the discourse happening about that.

17:49

Fucking I'm not by the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal did nothing wrong in that relationship.

17:58

Yeah. I mean, I guess like, I mean like the, he had just had like, you know, I think It's

18:05

called you date someone and it doesn't work Out.

18:08

Yeah. I think there's like a, I mean, I think everyone's experienced and like it's, it's subjective and depends on them and there's an age difference and he, at the time had more power than her, I think as like in terms of fame and an age.

18:24

So like, I guess that's what people are saying that the song and the video represent, obviously it's like the girl looks like she's 12, by the way.

18:35

Couldn't they have gotten like Millie Bobby Brown who looks like she's 40.

18:37

The girl literally looked like she was 12.

18:40

It's just a real I'm like, I just don't, I don't have a lot of bandwidth for this.

18:45

Like I'm like, you're both celebrities.

18:47

This is what celebrities do they date each other.

18:50

And then their egos get in the way. And they get really heard about things and like, they just can't make it work.

18:56

And then they move on and date another celebrity.

19:00

I was like watching it. I was like, okay, so this is a story about a young woman in the throws of dating a closeted queer man and his, his gaslighting of her As

19:16

a nightmare, 22 year old that dated and oh man, 10 years, my senior and the wit knowing the way I behaved in that relationship.

19:25

I was like, this is the story of a man who dates a very hot girl.

19:30

That's also fucking psychotic and like, and like a noise him from the inside out.

19:37

And that's just what happens.

19:39

That's like something you have to deal with when you date a really young person, you're going to have to like put up with their antics.

19:46

And when you're a really young person, you're going to have to put up with the antics of like an older Man,

19:52

especially like a famous guy who I

19:55

don't think either at fault. I think it's just like, this is a relationship and the fact that we're still milking it for content.

20:02

And then the content is just this bad.

20:05

I'm like, wow, you literally don't have like, you really have just horrible taste all around.

20:12

It's just funny to me that like, and I guess like, look, she, if she perceived it as like trauma and she needs to heal, like go off queen, but, but The

20:21

most traumatic thing in anyone's life be that they dated Jake, Jill and hall.

20:25

Oh, the trauma of getting that Jill Dick down by one of the hottest guys ever.

20:32

Okay. I also, but it's just funny to me that like, okay, so it's what 11, 10 years ago.

20:37

And like she's in a full fledge, like committed relationship with a very hot British guy, Like

20:45

a silent, yeah. We never hear from him just like she wants it And

20:49

he's, you know, like they've gone there.

20:52

Like she is arguably like the most successful pop singer of like our time and he's doing great.

21:00

It's like, and then you just randomly were like, I'm

21:04

gonna reopen this.

21:05

Do

21:05

love

21:05

the

21:05

petty

21:05

factor

21:05

of

21:05

that

21:05

because

21:05

I

21:05

really,

21:05

I

21:05

deeply

21:05

relate

21:05

like,

21:05

ah,

21:05

there

21:05

are

21:05

some

21:05

people

21:05

I'll

21:05

never

21:13

forgive. And like, I

21:17

think she's brilliant for that. And, but just the way, like her fandom is just coming for him and it's like, it's like, they probably haven't spoken in like 10 years.

21:26

And he is dating like a really young girl now, too.

21:28

I think he's like dating or engaged like a 20 year old or something.

21:32

I mean, that's just like, I mean, that's what these men do, But,

21:36

but it's just, it's just funny to me that like out of nowhere, she's just like, it's time.

21:42

And then her fandoms like, fuck you check.

21:47

Okay. Todd dolls. I would argue that like her, where she's at now and like what she does and the ramifications it has for the people that she's like slept with her, had beef with in the past is arguably more traumatic than anything that they did to her.

22:04

Just like the stuff I'm seeing, the, the discourse, the tweets, there was one tweet that was like from some Stan Taylor Stan account.

22:11

And it was like, notice in this shot, how she's drinking red wine.

22:16

And we all know Taylor swift only likes white wine.

22:19

So it just clearly shows that Jake doesn't give a fuck about her and poured her white, red wine.

22:23

And she's not even drinking it, which means that no wonder she's under rage.

22:27

And I was just like, I was like reading it.

22:30

I was like, and then someone was like, there's a photo of them.

22:33

Like he's looking down and she's looking at him like, it's that still from like the music video.

22:37

And someone goes, notice how she's looking into his eyes.

22:41

And he's not even looking at her. Let's talk about that.

22:43

And I wrote, okay, Let's talk, incredible work all around the slew thing.

22:47

I love the, I love the stand.

22:50

And like, I believe that she does do, I mean, she does do like little Easter eggs for her fans like that.

22:59

She scours the internet, but it's Also,

23:03

I mean, it's just all So

23:04

lame. Like there's, it's truly art that is lame completely a hundred percent humorless.

23:13

Like I've I rarely, rarely do we ever see something that is just bereft of a single law, like nary a law to be found and just very bad taste.

23:27

I mean, she's been fun. Like not cute outfit.

23:30

Like the outfits aren't good.

23:32

The cinematography is not good. It's like, it's not like elevated.

23:36

I mean, blank space was a funny video and I'm like, beautiful and like great song.

23:42

Like that was her kind of poking fun at herself.

23:44

I like when she goes a little light, But

23:46

it was also, there was something about it that I was like, it's funny.

23:51

But to a point it's funny, but Like

23:54

she, she Can't, she misses the mark.

23:56

Always. She always, there's always, there's a sense of seriousness that self seriousness about her.

24:00

That like, of course anyone that famous and rich is going to have like probably some kind of like superiority complex, but there's yeah, there is like Gaga, God got his camp and she gets it and she leans in like, and I know like sometimes I'm like, oh my God, like some of the stuff she says, but like, she has like a winking And

24:21

even Launa like in her lyrics and stuff like Katy Perry.

24:25

Yeah. Like they, they have a sense of humor, like know themselves and their, their art makes you feel like they know themselves.

24:33

Does that make sense? Am a little bit less, I think, but I think maybe there's, I think at the end of the day, there's not much to know about her, but like Great

24:43

sense of humor, you know?

24:45

And I think Azealia banks has a great sense of humor or two grades sometimes do her ball, but she's a tailor BDN

24:53

but Taylor has, I think she truly does not know herself that well.

25:03

Yeah. But I watched this video and that I had to, I didn't finish it.

25:08

Cause I had to, I had to stop that.

25:11

And also I couldn't the kitchen scene when they were like doing dishes and like saying, fuck every sentence.

25:18

I'm like, it's like one of those things where people were awkwardly swearing, I can't handle when people were like swearing and you feel like it's not natural to them.

25:25

And I was like, oh my God.

25:28

Oh. So that fight, I was like, this is a famous person fight stating it.

25:32

This is when you're both celebrities and you fight, this is what you fight about vacuous.

25:36

Like nothing fight.

25:40

And like I've been there, but like we've all been there before where you feel like the person you're seeing or something, isn't introducing you to like their friends and you feel like, kind of like, why aren't the, you know what I mean?

25:50

Like, why aren't they making an effort? But it felt, I was like, this is just like a bad it's again, in the annals of this new Renaissance of boring straight people, couples having like a fractured marriage or like really like, I don't care.

26:07

And it's just bad.

26:08

It was just bad acting.

26:10

Yeah. Sophie sink.

26:13

She's cute. And Dylan O'Brien Oh, he's hot, but he's also, there's just nothing there.

26:17

I was like, he's not, oh, that was Dylan O'Brien okay.

26:21

Cause I'm watching curb right now, which the season is incredible and he's on episode two curb and he's actually really good, But

26:29

he might be a Waller. I think he Is

26:31

a Lawler, but this, he just like, didn't come through for me in this video.

26:35

So he is great.

26:37

Yeah. She was great.

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I love that Taylor's rerecording all her catalog.

32:14

I think my petty queen wins yet again.

32:17

Fuck scooter Braun. Like all that shit, but I'm also just like, God, when will the art be good?

32:22

And it actually makes me reflect on folklore because I was such a folklore head.

32:27

And I'm like, was that album not good?

32:30

And the answer is no, it really wasn't.

32:32

I just also listened to it and I love it.

32:36

And like, there are certain songs that I'm like obsessed with, but in the post blue banisters era, there can only be one.

32:44

And Lon really is the one for me.

32:47

Yeah. Happy for her. Love that. She's like, you know, she's doing her own thing.

32:51

I read Girl boss who stays winning. I respect Taylor.

32:54

I see her almost as like, as a I fear her.

32:57

I fear Taylor.

32:59

I fear her, which I think is great.

33:01

I see her and I fear her. I respect Her.

33:03

I have a healthy fear of her, just like every American and every person in the world should.

33:09

But I'm also like can access that carnival forest thing.

33:14

Nope, not my vibe. I don't like it.

33:16

I don't like it. I don't like carnival fairy, like wood.

33:21

I don't, I'm sorry. Can't do that.

33:24

I also need to tell my truth right now.

33:26

And then we can get into our, our other scary Queens.

33:31

When I worked at, I worked at paper magazine and Nothing.

33:37

I know. I feel like, yes, I know in the readers for any one of these, for any new one tuning in, we get thousands and thousands of new listeners a week.

33:46

So it's important to tell them three-way no lay of the land.

33:51

I'm willing it into There's

33:55

so Many,

33:57

You know, my God, it's like a Cascade

34:00

and we just cannot get people to stop listening to the podcast.

34:04

Anyway, one time I wrote a tongue in cheek blog about Taylor and Tom Hiddleston.

34:10

Story-boarding their trip to Europe with her team and allegedly our editor.

34:17

One of our higher ups, like one of my bosses was contacted by her team within like an hour of the story, going live, telling them to take a town.

34:26

I believe that. And I took it down.

34:28

So I will say this as well, which my I've had a theory about why please welcome to the stage lasted beyond like, why it didn't get taken down is cause I think her team, like didn't find it before the internet found it.

34:48

And I think that they knew that if they put the kibosh on it, it would just like add more fuel to the fire of like tailored, not being a Lawler.

34:58

So it just had, it has had to exist ever since probably didn't like, Oh

35:03

I think she Probably hate. I mean, I don't know her.

35:06

I've never met her. I've seen her one time in person.

35:09

She looked gorgeous, but I really, truly in the deepest I can tell when someone cannot law.

35:16

And I think that that probably makes her steamed to this day.

35:22

She probably makes me cry because I'm like, if someone did that video about me, I would actually cry that how well they like know me and like, know my ways, But

35:32

you know, But I'm also like I have a sense of humor.

35:37

I'm scared. She probably knows her name.

35:39

She probably remembers this video and she's she will, When

35:42

will we will, we will face off about that one day and I'm worried the art's gonna be bad.

35:52

I'm worried that the art will be bad.

35:54

I hope that we can just bury The

35:56

hatchet. No, she won't Forget. No, she'll never forgive.

36:00

No I'm being dead serious. I think she probably knows your name and knows everything about It

36:05

was like my social.

36:07

She knows like, I

36:10

mean her parents named her Taylor cause it was a unisex name.

36:13

Smart and would be good for business. That's why they that's what they said when they moved her.

36:19

But I'm just like, I

36:21

dunno. I think I'm, I think it's amazing that you have that Probably

36:25

doesn't have like You will meet.

36:28

There will be. There will be. I

36:29

mean, we haven't interfaced actually.

36:32

I've seen her multiple times, but that was pre pleased welcome.

36:36

And then one time post.

36:39

But I, I, she will Rue the day.

36:42

That's what she says about me.

36:46

Anyway. Speaking of our calculating Queens, I'm Carrie and you're listening to Sexy Unique Podcast, Salty

36:56

Utah Queens.

37:10

Oh my God. So this episode two begins with like almost like espionage movie Credits.

37:18

They did some art ballsy Credits,

37:21

salt lake city, 9 33.

37:24

You know, when you get any sort of timestamp that shit's about to be juiced And

37:28

it's not like a, it doesn't have like a zero at the end of it, you know, it's there.

37:33

So One thing, first things first, someone sent me a screenshot of Jen Shaw on the phone in the van before she fled the scene and she was talking to Sharif.

37:48

So Sharif called her.

37:51

I don't know, do without information, what you will.

37:53

I was shocked. But now that I say it seems to not be as shocking Less.

37:58

I just still can't believe that she made up a lie.

38:00

That her husband and father of her children was bleeding inside his body.

38:06

That tracks to me that, that what, that's the whole reason you have like husbands.

38:11

So you can throw them under the bus when you're about to get descended on by Homeland security.

38:17

One of the perks of marriage Lisa's

38:19

really upset and she's going, I'm going to call Stu I'm

38:23

calling Stew. They all call their people, which I just love Whitney

38:27

calls. Justin. She's like, oh Justin,

38:30

the police, the FBI, Homeland security and D where all that sweat teams, Lisa

38:39

is crying on the phone to John.

38:41

She goes, the SWAT team just showed up Homeland security.

38:46

Yeah. Heather text gem.

38:49

I love it. Stop.

38:51

Heather's.

38:51

So

38:51

she's

38:51

naive,

38:54

naive. And it really comes through in this situation, her deep trust of the police, like taking this like SWAT team at their word where she goes, they just, maybe they just wanted to check on her.

39:06

And he goes, no, Heather, I think that's a tactic.

39:11

Lisa, I'm calling my attorney real quick.

39:14

I just have to say my MVP of this whole episode was Jenny just odd bothered.

39:21

She's completely disengaged, not invested.

39:24

And just like snacking away. I'm just here for the drama.

39:28

She's looking around. She goes, this has nothing to do with us.

39:30

And we have no reason to be stressed out.

39:32

I think we should just go.

39:34

Which would be me in that situation.

39:38

This is amazing beauty lab and laser promo.

39:41

Incredible. I want to go there now just To go to the parking lot.

39:44

It's like a destination It's kind of now like a holy site.

39:49

Yeah. Jennie then immediately starts going through Jen's bag of goodies.

39:53

I started screaming. I know. And Lisa are those mint Milanos.

39:57

I wouldn't mind those.

40:00

I know Lisa's Lisa's her swirling emotions in this episode are just so extreme.

40:05

She's either weeping, weeping, weeping, genuine tears crying.

40:09

And then Talking to six attorneys at once wearing her, Her

40:14

incredible coat, which Her coat, glasses, jeans and boot combo.

40:18

She's a boss. And then she'll just be like logging and eating mints, Eating

40:23

like lifesavers, but then back to crying, just so sad.

40:30

They had to Vail, which I like when the van door closed.

40:33

And I was like, they're heading to Vail. I just wrote boss, bitch Shit.

40:37

And Heather goes, see you in five hours.

40:40

Okay. That's not boss bitch. Cause I was like being in a van.

40:44

I think it was like a seven hour drive.

40:47

That fan is nice. Yeah. But seven hours.

40:50

That's longer than like a cross country flight from LA to work Two

40:55

hours more.

40:57

Yeah. I want to be In

40:58

the on tour Van

41:01

life. Yeah. I pray.

41:03

We'd just stick to airplane. We don't have a lot of shit to bring with Us.

41:06

Well, hopefully we'll be in a place where it's kind of light.

41:09

It's Paid

41:11

for. Take away. The PJ is part of the stipulation.

41:14

The PJ's take them away from the Roy's give them to us people that really deserve.

41:19

I love it. They stood their ground.

41:22

They were like, you will not take away our PJ's And

41:24

then being like, okay, well take away the PGA, but Was

41:28

no

41:28

incredible

41:28

Meredith

41:28

arrives

41:28

in

41:28

bale

41:28

wearing

41:33

She's a mod queen in a blazer dress in a white boot.

41:38

She sachets into this rental, Literally

41:42

in the mod squad. She just looks So

41:46

gorgeous. She is welcomed with arms wide open by the Kobe team to their premiere home in Vail.

41:53

And it's a 10,000 square foot mansion.

41:56

The Interior is nice with the outside looks.

41:59

The outside is very like weird Christmas decoration.

42:04

All the windows have earned like red framing Oktoberfest.

42:10

Yeah. Jen goes, thank you so much.

42:13

So happy to be here.

42:15

Meredith is in heaven in this house.

42:17

And I just am glad to see my queen treated with the luxury.

42:22

She so deserves. They go, we poured a glass of champagne.

42:26

I poured it extra high for you.

42:28

And Meredith takes it. She goes, I might be able to handle that.

42:32

And she's, it's like this lesbian experience curator and a fedora experienced curator.

42:40

Like the lesbian inside of me was ignited.

42:43

Just seeing my lady get to just enjoy a beautiful mansion.

42:50

And like, she just is like walking around, like touching, like the mic, the stainless steel microwave, just like running her hands along.

42:58

That's like porn to me. She's so fascinated.

43:01

Meredith in a mansion, just observing and like enjoying I could come.

43:09

She's so compelling to watch.

43:12

I just wanted to like listen to her. I was watching a video from her at vulture Fest and she was discussing jewelry.

43:19

And she's just sitting there with Brooks at like some panel, which is like a very, since I was a young child, I've always loved jewelry.

43:28

My mother had a very incredible collection, I will say.

43:33

And like just hearing her talk like, I'm like, oh my God, you are Which

43:38

She is. But she, and I love her kind of like playfully being like, I think I could handle that.

43:46

Her mood also is to go right to the bath.

43:50

Oh yeah. She's we were right with our central central queen city of angels.

43:58

So back in the van, Lisa, think someone tipped off the cops and she doesn't, she doesn't believe Sharif was sick.

44:08

Yeah. I love. And Heather being like, I mean, should we, should we check on Sharif?

44:12

I'm like worried guys. And Lisa goes, he's not sick.

44:16

No, that didn't, it didn't happen.

44:18

Heather, come on, gather, get It

44:21

together. And a girl It's genuine. I don't want she's playing dumb.

44:24

I really don't think she understands. She's just a very Honest

44:27

sheltered, but I think she's a very genuine person.

44:31

And I think she has a lot of trust in people.

44:35

Jenny breaks it down. She goes, they have to have a warrant to be able to hunt her down.

44:38

Like

44:41

Jenny Jenny Knows.

44:44

Yeah. And when he goes, I don't know what is going on, but my mind is wandering And

44:51

it has to be shown in someone in Shaw squad.

44:54

I think it's Meredith.

44:57

No, I love Lisa on the phone.

45:00

Who is she talking to? When she goes, she's like talking, she goes, I think Meredith might know something she's covering her mouth.

45:06

I think Meredith might know something.

45:09

I'll say, okay. I had a, I had a mix.

45:11

I was like, is it Lisa first? Is it Meredith?

45:13

And then I was like, is it Whitney? Whitney

45:15

knows so much. I was like, they're coming out of the woodwork being like in the know about literally more than I did when this came out Or

45:24

is it complete shock? And we're being fooled and Heather is actually a mastermind and it's just feigning.

45:30

That'd be incredible simplicity.

45:33

Simplicity. My queen, Heather does have a bag of truffle potato chips with her, which I was like, you may be dumb, but you're not that dumb because treble chips are genius level snack.

45:44

And he goes, why, why, why was it I'm YPD and Whitney goes, Well,

45:48

New York is gen Chaz headquarters.

45:53

He just brings in the it's kind of almost like She

45:57

was waiting for this moment to be able to do.

45:59

I feel like everyone was waiting for this moment to be like, It

46:03

was very like in legally blonde. And she's talking about like the ammonia high Glock later or whatever.

46:07

Like I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, all this jargon When

46:11

he's full of jargon. But then everyone comes out of the woodwork being like guy I've always thought Jen was sketchy.

46:17

Remember X, Y, and Z, with all this stuff that we would have never been told about.

46:22

They were doing a math, they were minding their own beds.

46:25

We're also cheerful of their like association with her.

46:32

And she goes, Whitney guys, Okay,

46:34

it's called lead nurturing.

46:36

That's what she uses. She goes on social media and she nurtured leads.

46:41

She takes advantage of the most vulnerable people.

46:44

The elderly disabled gets all their information and charges it to a credit card where they don't know that every month they're being charged on a credit card and they can't get away from the subscription they are assigned to by gen.

46:58

Where were you? Six months ago in this happened.

47:00

I needed this explainer.

47:02

These guys, all my attorneys are calling me back right now.

47:05

We have six on payroll and then it, it cycles through a montage of her.

47:12

I love seeing Lisa talk to every attorney.

47:15

I would watch a whole show of Lisa, just talking on the phone to attorneys.

47:20

She's six attorneys. She goes, there's one of, and she goes, Hey, and then another one she's like, should I be stressed?

47:26

She's in the other. Is that it's my Homeland security could show up.

47:30

And then she goes, I'm literally shaking.

47:32

She has like a different persona. She puts on for each attorney, Like

47:38

scared little sister or just like, Or

47:41

like good friend. Tell it like it is, Hey, Which

47:45

is six. Their family is six attorneys or they really rich.

47:49

I think so. I mean, they have a bunch of businesses.

47:53

I mean, she has Vita and the vodka and then she has her event planning stuff.

47:58

Then there's fresh Wolf.

47:59

Jagen Henry's company.

48:01

She's taking private Jets. Yeah. I mean, her outfit too said money to me.

48:07

How does when he goes, but one does beg the question.

48:10

How does she gets her money?

48:14

I'm obsessed with you're with me. You do.

48:17

I've always thought something's not right.

48:19

How does she afford all these things?

48:21

$80,000 surprise parties from Meredith.

48:25

Where Does her lifestyle come from?

48:27

Throwing $100 bills at the strippers in, in Justin's party.

48:35

Van. Yeah. Whitney also thinks Lisa is acting guilty.

48:38

They stopped for like a rest stop Whitney,

48:42

Whitney, To think that Lisa is acting guilty to Heather.

48:48

Heather's like, BRF, There's

48:49

like, she's really thrown. She has no idea what's going on Her.

48:53

She's completely just like What?

48:55

And then they finally all come back to the van and Lisa goes, today is a lot.

49:02

Yeah. And Heather is like, Heather's still thinks the police.

49:06

But Heather also was like, well, hopefully Jen can come meet us.

49:09

And Lisa goes, Heather, Jen's not coming.

49:13

Heather,

49:13

Jen

49:13

is

49:13

not

49:13

going

49:13

to

49:13

meet

49:18

You. He's not coming to veil. She got jail with her braids.

49:23

Someone say they're like, I did think it was really weird.

49:25

Oh, it was Lisa. She was like, if John, she was like, if John had an emergency, I would not be like, I'm coming back to come to bail.

49:35

There's like not thrown. She's like you take care of the emergency.

49:39

Make sure someone's not bleeding out internally.

49:41

But then you go to Vail.

49:44

Today is a lot. Today's a lot.

49:46

And then Whitney goes, oh my God.

49:49

Oh No. Oh my gosh, Josh.

49:54

I stayed in charge with money wiring scheme rod.

49:58

Oh my gosh. Oh no.

50:01

And then she starts crying.

50:03

She starts crying. Oh

50:06

my. And she starts weeping.

50:09

There's a whole, there's like a 10 minute stretch. We're Heather.

50:11

Isn't saying anything. And you just see her like this She's

50:14

weeping on Whitney's lap, fully face down in the lap.

50:18

Lisa's crying and crying.

50:20

And She

50:22

go to Jail guts to Jenny and Jenny goes, I don't have the text.

50:26

So I don't. What's going on.

50:30

Jennie is eating. Just watching everyday.

50:33

Maybe he tipped it off.

50:42

Thinking about a family.

50:47

Heather has gone to a place of lap.

50:50

Can't even sit up right. Has to be consoled.

50:53

And just like Barry face in Whitney's lap.

50:56

Do you think she'll go to jail for that? And then Whitney goes to 13 years, potentially.

51:01

This is Whitney's the best day of Whitney's life is getting to break this news to the best.

51:08

When he goes, I did not know what her financial situation was.

51:13

I thought she had a sugar daddy or something.

51:15

That's it. I had one.

51:19

And then she, again, explains that she's her business is just like basically taking, Making

51:26

fake lead lists Or something, making fake lead lists, having, Selling,

51:29

getting information, fraudulent And

51:32

signing like old people who don't understand technology up four crazy subscriptions a month on their credit card, charging to their credit card and making it unable for them to like remove themselves from this subscription list.

51:46

So there's just like Milking

51:49

tons and tons of people for like monthly subscription.

51:52

And Jenny's a little suspicious of why Whitney knows so much.

51:57

She's going to please. Then I

51:58

love that. They're all like turning on each other.

52:02

This cast is really doing incredible.

52:06

And then we head on over to the Shaw chalet and it's being swarmed.

52:09

You see a nest cam and her nephew and young son are both led out with her hands up, which I was like, I

52:16

can also, Jennie goes, can we all just calm down?

52:22

Whitney's relaying all this information.

52:24

I need her to get hired as a newscaster.

52:27

Oh, Someone said it was that there.

52:29

They can't wait for what? Invia Fox news anchor.

52:32

Yeah. Like I could see her being like, or just local news.

52:37

Yeah. Oh, this storm is coming in.

52:40

She was all, the second plane is crashed into the twin tower.

52:45

There's smoke, pouring out Explosion.

52:49

The tower has come down, like put her on.

52:53

Like that would be a soothing person to have like relaying, just horrifying information to you.

53:00

Yes, it is. In fact confirmed that it is a dirty bomb.

53:05

Yes. Areas of infection will be reported on shortly.

53:08

Oh,

53:11

The virus has been traveling from Wu Han and now has reached America and it is traveling by air.

53:18

Please wear your masks.

53:20

Where are your mask, please? And if you can't have a mask, then who else come of your mouth?

53:25

When you call, Please

53:27

stay at home. I beg of you.

53:29

I beg you to stay.

53:32

Heather has gone full hood up to deal with this.

53:35

She just put puffy hood over her head and face.

53:38

And she has to stay like that for a good 30 minutes, which I relate to.

53:43

So they call Meredith and you see Meredith like getting all her clothes away, just like kind of just act Meredith's.

53:49

She liked Terra forums.

53:52

When she goes to a new place, she like, she's like an invasive plant.

53:56

Kind of. She just like turns it into her own.

53:59

This feels all the surfaces.

54:01

And she's just sitting in the kitchen, kind of doing like, just feeling around doing like spins and like just like vibing out.

54:10

And then all of a sudden her phone rings and you just see Meredith, this answers the phone.

54:15

And she goes, hi.

54:17

And Lisa goes, oh my God, Meredith.

54:20

Isn't it crazy?

54:22

It's bad. It is bad.

54:24

And Meredith goes, what's bad, Lisa.

54:26

And she goes, oh my God, haven't you gotten any of our texts?

54:29

Aren't you looking at the news? Are you seeing anything?

54:32

Oh my God. She goes, actually, I've been away from my phone for the past hour.

54:38

And then Lisa fills her in, on all the goings on.

54:43

And Margas honestly, I'm not surprised by this.

54:48

Well, first as she's listening, Meredith goes like this.

54:52

She like licks her teeth and she goes, yeah.

54:56

I'm not really surprised by any of this information.

55:00

You're not, I feel like I don't know her.

55:04

And Meredith goes, well, no one wanted to believe me about her, but that's okay.

55:08

I love Meredith. Just like cackling.

55:12

Yeah. She literally has. The last Meredith

55:15

goes. If we have a lot to talk about, even though the world is falling apart, the good news is that we have a beautiful house to relax.

55:24

And

55:24

I

55:24

was

55:24

like,

55:24

get

55:24

me

55:24

to

55:24

Vale

55:31

now. That's all I ever want to hear. And

55:33

what Meredith on vacay. I want to be on vacation with Meredith.

55:36

She knows how to do It. She does just feeling surfaces.

55:41

I love when Jenny sent earlier, when they're talking about like, where are the cops going to go?

55:46

And Jenny goes, they're going to rate her house. I can tell you that low and behold, John

55:52

comes out of the court. They flashed to salt lake city and she's, there's all the paparazzi.

55:56

And like media's there. And you just see Jen walking out with Ms.

55:58

Braids, herself, walk, walking out of the jails and they're all going, Jen, Jen, did you fraud these people?

56:07

What do your friends think? Jen, did they know anything about this?

56:10

Jen just goes right in. Doesn't say anything.

56:13

Did you fraud? These people I'm living for Whitney's deductions and assumptive assumptions about Jen's fraudulent business practices.

56:21

I guess there's money late. And he maybe, perhaps there's some money laundering.

56:25

And then Heather goes well, from what I've learned from watching Ozark.

56:27

And I was like, oh yeah, Me

56:30

too. I'm like, if there's one thing I know what's an ooze awkward.

56:33

And one thing I know it's money laundering and washing a money, clean, dirty math money, cleaned out Strip

56:42

clubs are a good option.

56:46

Laundromats. Jenny's like nail salon.

56:48

And Whitney goes, oh, that is why she might've had so many companies.

56:54

You can put money into a startup for five years.

56:57

Then claim it as a loss on your taxes.

57:00

I was like, if my accountant was actually Whitney, I would be in great financial shape.

57:06

I want to turn to her. That would make me, I judged her.

57:10

Listen. Yeah, judge too soon. I was like, she's actually coming in clutch and knows more than she let her, My

57:16

problematic lens saw her as someone who maybe didn't know.

57:21

And that's, I'm owning that. And I shame my shame on me.

57:24

Yeah. I saw that huge, ugly tattoo.

57:27

And I was like, she can't know much, But

57:30

guess what? Lost she's jokes on us.

57:34

Mary lets herself in Mary arrives.

57:37

She knows she knocks on the door for a while. And then she finally comes in and she goes, Meredith Meredith, and then Mary and then Meredith from the tub upstairs goes, Mary, Mary, are you inside?

57:51

Is that you Come

57:53

through the back and then up?

57:56

Yeah. They're just like, they're just calling out to each other for awhile.

57:59

And then Mary makes her way into the bathroom.

58:04

And her queen Meredith is just in a bubble bath her hair Up

58:08

to the neck, in the tub With

58:10

a candle going truly He,

58:13

how did we know this about her?

58:16

We just, we just, I just intuited her whole vibe.

58:21

She's a bath. She's a bath queen.

58:24

She doesn't fully nude Meredith kind of like, oh, Mary goes, whoa, you're in the bathtub.

58:29

You're in the bathtub goes, yeah, Mary

58:32

and her confessionals, like, I don't really know what's happening right now.

58:35

Mary is thrown.

58:36

But Meredith debriefs served from the Tub.

58:40

They have a connection. They do have a connection, but I'm also like Mary, like can't believe what she's hearing.

58:47

And she's like, oh, shut that front door.

58:52

Let me digest this. And she goes, well, why didn't I have an inkling?

58:58

And I just wrote, because you're also a fraud.

59:01

Cause you're fucking crazy because you were running a Colt And

59:07

you can't snip it out. Cause it's the same smell.

59:11

I want to say that in this moment I looked at Meredith's face and I was like, you smoke cigs.

59:15

Oh for sure. And I love it.

59:18

I just saw it.

59:20

Yeah. Mary is just like, oh, I had no idea. I'm like Mary I'll bet.

59:25

She's I really do believe that Mary is really thrown because deep, deep down, she knows that the clock is ticking on her own shit.

59:35

And she doesn't, if it can happen like this for Jen, it could happen like this for her.

59:43

Oh, just like an MLM rockstar.

59:48

Not even that. It's not even a cult leader.

59:50

Like Mary is a full-on. Yeah, But

59:52

I mean, in America, I think you do have more religious protections.

59:56

So TBD.

59:59

And then Meredith says that she was, you know, I've been traumatized for two years, my family and I by this woman.

1:00:08

And I'm not that surprised that this is happening to her.

1:00:11

She was, this investigation has been going on for months, maybe years.

1:00:17

She knew Tina is, she always knows Fraud

1:00:21

and money laundering.

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Finally. Yeah, they are back in the van. As they're pulling up, Whitney is like debriefing Jennie on her conflict with Mary Jennie is debriefing everyone else on like where she and Mary are at.

1:02:41

And then Lisa is like, she goes not, everyone's invited to everything.

1:02:47

Keep that in mind. And then like everyone laughs.

1:02:50

But no one is more overjoyed.

1:02:52

The Nissa to be arriving at the Vail.

1:02:55

She's so excited to see her.

1:02:57

Her lady Meredith is still in the bath.

1:03:02

It's like king big goods in the bathtub and your boat.

1:03:04

Get out that book.

1:03:06

Yeah. And I also love that she's in the bath that's Heather's room.

1:03:11

That is True

1:03:13

power, power. The women, there's just this moment where all four women are surrounding her in the bath tub.

1:03:18

And she's just looking up at them.

1:03:21

She's pouring her soap.

1:03:24

Yeah. And they're all like, oh, Hey, this is my marriage has actually Heather, this is your room.

1:03:30

I'm in your tub.

1:03:33

Mary arrived earlier. And I just let her pick a room so she can get settled.

1:03:38

But you guys should all go get your rooms, Heather, this is your room, Mary.

1:03:45

I love Mary needs like an hour longer than anyone else to settle.

1:03:49

I just need to let her have her pit, like you can't tell her.

1:03:53

Cause you know, she wants the best one or whatever.

1:03:59

Everyone talks to their husbands.

1:04:01

I love Lisa has John and her phone as JB husband, all cats.

1:04:08

I love it. Mary has her Roberts senior in her phone, his dad And she's, I

1:04:19

mean, granddad would be more appropriate.

1:04:23

Maybe she means Robert Jr's dad.

1:04:27

I don't have it. Oh, like at one bit He's

1:04:30

like, Unless the guy's in your phone, his daddy, you shouldn't be dad.

1:04:36

Not even like Papa.

1:04:39

Yeah. Dad pop, pop, pop up.

1:04:42

Grandpa grand puppy, grumpy dad and Robert senior actually has some great points.

1:04:48

He's like, well, Mary, just again, is I just, what do you think this has all happened?

1:04:54

I'm like Mary You're like protesting too much.

1:04:57

I think you need to dial it down a few notches and like play it.

1:05:02

Cool. Roberts Roberts Playing it.

1:05:04

Cool. As a cuke, Jenny calls, Dewey and Dewey goes, I think someone ratted her out and I was like, I love that Jenny and Dewey.

1:05:11

Like I, they could be sketchy as hell just based on the reaction.

1:05:18

Like, I mean, she ran like a whole like chiropractor.

1:05:21

No, she ran like a whole like, like health care, urgent care thing.

1:05:27

Oh really? Like a medical, the chiropractor stuff.

1:05:31

No, that's Mia on Potomac.

1:05:33

Oh, Jenny owns like Jenny owned like a franchise of like dialysis places or like some kind of, I dunno,

1:05:49

all the women gathered downstairs to be welcomed for the dinner of the century.

1:05:54

Crystal. The lesbian is still wearing her fedora and I'm just obsessed with her.

1:05:59

I'm assuming she might not be. I'm just the lesbian total lesbian move.

1:06:03

It is fantastic. There there's sharkutery there's like lamb.

1:06:08

There's like a lamb and a squash.

1:06:10

The flower there's sushi.

1:06:12

It's just like everything.

1:06:14

Everything I want from this, She

1:06:17

goes, this deviled egg looks magical and then takes one.

1:06:23

I would die to be in Vail with this Crow.

1:06:25

It's snowing like profusely.

1:06:28

It's so cozy.

1:06:30

Mary goes, I all, I have to say some people have it coming.

1:06:34

That was like, Mary Meredith

1:06:38

sits down. She goes, so what does everyone think?

1:06:43

And someone goes, I was waiting for the Leads.

1:06:45

He goes, it was surreal. It was surreal Whitney.

1:06:50

She goes, well, I heard from a friend that Jen, the FBI had a ping on her location and they arrested her on the side of the road.

1:07:03

And then Mary

1:07:05

is scariest thing I've ever heard.

1:07:09

Well, you got to say what she said.

1:07:12

Well, I'm I just have to say like these stories that are brought up in this last, like 10 minutes, they gave me actual chills.

1:07:19

Like I was like, oh, this is a oh, oh.

1:07:23

I was like, oh, this is like a S she's a psychopath.

1:07:28

Yeah. But Mary goes, I feel like she's reaping.

1:07:32

She is. And she goes, you will reap.

1:07:35

She just said like a Bible verse.

1:07:37

She is reaping. But I was just like, the word reaping is so like Reaper Intense,

1:07:43

Mary, listen, she will sit Jesus on your house.

1:07:48

Meredith goes, well, I'm not surprised that this is happening.

1:07:54

She goes in late September. I was in New York with my family, all of us on a family trip to New York.

1:08:01

And I looked up from the table one night and I had eight Ms.

1:08:04

Calls from Jen Shaw eight.

1:08:06

So I called her back and Jen said, oh, sorry.

1:08:09

I was just wondering if I could get into your store.

1:08:11

And I was seeing if you know, one of your clerks was there, one of your, so she was able to get in though.

1:08:19

And the next day my employee called me and said, we're missing a green clutch.

1:08:27

And then someone, I think Lisa goes, I have one of those.

1:08:29

I love them. She Goes, I love them.

1:08:31

I have three. Yeah. Mary is like sauce, Mary, Mary.

1:08:35

It was like, what was it? What, what kind of Mary goes?

1:08:37

What kind of clutch was it? And then she goes just a long green, like snake clutch.

1:08:42

And Mary is Rolling.

1:08:47

I love those. I have three.

1:08:49

So basically married. It's like, yeah, they're very like, they have a little clutch aside, which you need when it comes to like clutches.

1:08:56

So Jen's employee stole, took a bag out of the store with him.

1:09:03

There's video footage of him taking the bag.

1:09:07

And then once the employee called to like question where the bag was or what had happened to it, they were like, oh, we have it.

1:09:16

And he'll bring it back. And no showed the VI, the footage of this employee, bringing the bag back.

1:09:21

And then Meredith was weirded out that Jen kept this employee around because they essentially just shop stole from her And

1:09:30

you see it happening. And you see Jen's smiling in the video.

1:09:33

She's just walking around and like leopard, just going.

1:09:36

Ah, that's So

1:09:38

weird. Was he stealing it for John?

1:09:40

I don't know. Or maybe it was just one of those things where he's just doubled down on.

1:09:45

No one will say anything, but it was also weird.

1:09:49

It's not like it's like an expensive clutch.

1:09:53

Yeah. It's also like your friend's store.

1:09:55

Yeah. Like, and it's such a bad look.

1:09:58

There's Video. You had to have known, there could be video about, I

1:10:01

don't think you do, if you're just that brazenly, like walking out with it in hand, Then

1:10:09

they reveal that Jen is apparently red flag at Louis Vuitton because she only pays in cash, which I was like, and everyone goes, wow.

1:10:16

And then what did, what did Lisa say like about, I'd rather be arrested than red flags Been

1:10:22

red-flagged at Louis Vuitton would be worse than the FBI swarming and arresting you.

1:10:29

I didn't know that they red flag.

1:10:32

I don't have any cash. So that means that like they're like, how does she have all this cash, I

1:10:36

guess? Or it's like, maybe they just check all the cash to make sure it's not counterfeit.

1:10:43

If someone's paying with thousands of dollars in cash only, But,

1:10:47

okay. So then this scariest story I think comes up, Heather's like, it just doesn't.

1:10:53

She goes, there's stuff. That's just not adding up for me.

1:10:55

She goes a few nights ago. For instance, she goes, I ordered Jen, an Uber from my place to go back to hers.

1:11:02

I physically put her in the Uber.

1:11:04

And a little while later, I just happened to check the Uber, to see the progress of her trip and saw that Jen exited the Uber a mile and a half from her house.

1:11:12

She goes some random intersection and got out.

1:11:17

And she's like, why did she do that?

1:11:19

Alisa seems to know something about this cursed, Uber ride About

1:11:24

freaks. That freaks me out when someone's like, just like a Map.

1:11:26

Like I get it. You're freaked out by like seeing the map, like go all the way.

1:11:30

And then a random intersection, someone disappearing at the intersection, but also just like Just

1:11:36

someone lying.

1:11:40

Yeah. I mean, like I'm going home, but then you're not going home.

1:11:44

You're having proof. Yeah. Like it's like, Jen's not even that good of a it's creepy.

1:11:49

It's creepy. And then Lisa goes, well, she goes that night.

1:11:53

Oh, okay. And they're all like what Lisa, Was

1:11:56

it three nights ago? She's like knows.

1:11:59

She knows too much. She's basically like alluding that Jen had some kind of clean desk sign, meet up with someone, either like a male, someone she's having an affair with or Like,

1:12:12

Yeah. Or like a, I don't know.

1:12:16

She knows something. Whitney goes, oh, if we do not share what we know, we are in danger.

1:12:25

Oh. It's like, shut up. You just want to Be like, give me the gossip.

1:12:30

I would be like, Lisa, I would literally like, I'm

1:12:34

tiny Gunn. Barlow, Barlow fucking spilled.

1:12:37

The No. Cause that is like, if you don't finish that, you can't just fill a little and then don't finish.

1:12:45

I would be like, I would be like, you've got a very, All

1:12:51

we do not share what we are.

1:12:53

No, we are in danger.

1:12:56

It needs to be out.

1:12:58

No, but it created it really like what did, why did she get out of an Uber?

1:13:02

This It's probably like meeting up with Stu to do what I don't know to fucking spitball about how the fuck they're going to flee from the FBI and Homeland security Or

1:13:13

does she like not live at her house?

1:13:16

Maybe. I mean, she's a sketchy, sketchy lady.

1:13:20

Do you think she liked doesn't actually live at that and like they sleep at like another place?

1:13:25

I don't know. No, because then they're all there.

1:13:28

When the, when the FBI descended, I just hope that they dismantle all the sketchiness this season.

1:13:35

So we get like a full scope of the Shaw.

1:13:40

It really freaks me out when someone's like, I dunno, it just freaks me out to know like, no, like everyone, I'm not saying like, we've all lied, but I'm saying like, when someone's, When

1:13:56

someone's life, you pull one string and then it's like all Comes

1:13:59

apart and they're like, they're like a fraud.

1:14:02

And there's we live, we live in a town where that's like, No,

1:14:07

there are so many Fraud here. And in like neat, like Friends

1:14:11

of friends and people that I've known, like hung out with in groups that have turned out to be complete frauds, like literal, talented, Mr.

1:14:23

Ripley level have like Defrauded

1:14:26

their employers for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1:14:28

And like nothing that they've said about themselves as true.

1:14:31

I think the longer you're alive, the more likely you are to encounter just a completely fraudulent person.

1:14:39

Yeah. I just like, I just couldn't be me that someone is capable of like, first of all, being on a national television show where like millions of people are watching them, presenting yourself as this glam, glamazon, like, you know, girl boss of salt lake city and like having drama and getting into fights and like being silly.

1:15:02

Like, and then So also just so volatile, so vulnerable and like a hot head and talk like you're throwing glasses, you're screaming at people.

1:15:11

You're like kind of violent, But

1:15:13

that's behavior of someone that's like putting it all on the line and not hiding anything.

1:15:19

But meanwhile, she's probably destroying the lives of like dozens of dozens of people, maybe hundreds of people for gain.

1:15:28

Like that freaks me. That is like, you're, that's psychotic, not psychotic, sociopathic.

1:15:37

Like it's just so cunning and creepy and the compartmentalizing.

1:15:43

And it also is just very much like you care only about yourself and your image that comes first and foremost, My

1:15:54

mom called me today. She goes, why was Homeland security there?

1:15:57

Why were they? And Rob Robert senior also said, well, she clearly was posed a threat to so like, Well,

1:16:04

cause she's probably like hacking, there's probably a, some sort of like hacking or breach of data or something like that.

1:16:11

Right. Squad is like, gunning it up.

1:16:13

Like, what if they're like stockpiling weapons, like Waco style.

1:16:18

She's been training the star squad to like, she's like, Yeah.

1:16:22

She's like had them practice shooting. That'd be fucking cool.

1:16:26

If everything erupted until they go full blown, like Waco situation on real Housewives of salt lake city.

1:16:34

Okay. So really fast. My dad growing up, he, his, my grandfather knew a guy who like would come over for like family friend parties.

1:16:43

And he was an insurance salesman and his wife died in a home invasion.

1:16:48

Like it was a little like sketchy how it happened.

1:16:50

And then he moved down to the, this is like family lore.

1:16:53

I don't know if this is, I I've tried to look up information, but I think it really happened.

1:16:57

He moved down to the Jersey shore and he was scamming old people.

1:17:01

It was like insurance fraud, like MLM kind of thing.

1:17:05

And some woman caught onto him and told him she was going to call the police.

1:17:09

He went over and beat her to death with a bat. And then as he was beating her to death, he died of a heart attack.

1:17:15

And like the mailman apparent, this is the part where I'm like, did that happen?

1:17:19

The mailman apparently for two days open the slot to put the mail in.

1:17:23

And he just saw them laying there. But he thought they were like chilling out Two

1:17:30

days. But like that freaks me out that it could get to that point.

1:17:33

Like Jen could like hire it. Like you don't know if this was like, did she hire a hit on someone?

1:17:39

Like you don't know why Homeland security was brought in.

1:17:42

She's capable of this.

1:17:46

What else is she capable of?

1:17:48

I wouldn't worry for my safety as like a cast member on like a highly public.

1:17:53

We're just talking about like the like normal civilians.

1:17:58

Like you don't know Parents,

1:18:00

like make sure your parents don't get duped and frauded by people.

1:18:04

I Feel like that Could

1:18:06

easily happen. Tell your Parents

1:18:08

got up too. Everyone should have got their parents' office.

1:18:12

Everyone period should get off Facebook. If you're on Facebook at this point, like you Homeland security should look into you.

1:18:18

You're unwell in the worst of ways.

1:18:23

But especially as an elderly, We're

1:18:25

just so an impressionable it's like parents on social media or like children in a way they're like very impressionable, But

1:18:33

also I've had people call me before, like the car warrantied stuff always.

1:18:38

I'm like, is it happening?

1:18:41

And then like, people will call posing is like the IRS.

1:18:45

They're just like scammers out there left and right.

1:18:48

So When I know got hacked and they deep faked a video of him, like saying that you should invest money with this like crypto person.

1:18:58

And there was a, there was a video of him where it looked and sounded and Jay and doing all his, like, and then he was like, he did a story like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

1:19:09

I was hacked, please. Don't like, and I tacked on Instagram and I messaged him.

1:19:13

And I was like, where you just deep, fake?

1:19:15

Because I, I literally saw that video and was like, what the fuck is he talking about?

1:19:19

And he goes, yeah, it was, it was a deep fake.

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And it literally could, I could not tell the difference.

1:19:26

Whoa. And he's like, just like, but I, like, I saw, I was like, wait, cause I don't.

1:19:33

I mean, I don't know. We're like acquaintances. We're not really like that close, but I know what he looks and sounds like.

1:19:38

And I literally saw the video and was like, what is he talking about?

1:19:42

And then when he said he was, No, it looked like him.

1:19:47

It was terrifying.

1:19:51

That's like the future. Oh

1:19:53

yeah. I'm surprised that deep fakes haven't like taken off in a more real way.

1:19:58

I'm not even going to say it, but just like people getting like deep fake to say something like super salacious Surprised

1:20:07

that I that's what I'm exactly Talking

1:20:10

about. Like how is that? How has it not happened yet?

1:20:13

Yeah. I mean, there have been deep fake videos of like Obama.

1:20:17

I know, but like, I'm talking about like influencers or like, you know, celebrities like being deep faked into saying something like, Is

1:20:27

this guy, did he call Homeland security and like report that?

1:20:30

How did they make a deep, fake video?

1:20:34

It was, we gotta get him on the pod. I

1:20:35

got chills seeing this. Cause when I looked, I had it.

1:20:39

You Were like, why is it?

1:20:41

I think there was one, there was a part of me that felt that I knew it wasn't real.

1:20:47

I think there was like that human, the part of your brain that can wreck it, human like game recognize game, like human recognizing.

1:20:57

I think there was a small part of me that Was

1:20:59

like, you picked up on like, I

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was like, this is, is, it felt like almost like you had like a gun pointed out of him or something.

1:21:05

And I was like, this is weird. But it sounded like, and then when I messaged him, he was like, yeah, that was deep fake.

1:21:11

So watch guys watch the fuck out for this.

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It was, it was about like crypto or something.

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Don't click on links that you don't know where they come from.

1:21:22

Now I'm imagining like if you ever see a video of me being like invest money with, If

1:21:26

I saw a video of you talking about crypto, I'd be like, Carrie has been hacked, Sound

1:21:31

the alarms Don't

1:21:35

deep. Fake us. Please take me.

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But in a funny way, don't do it in a bad way.

1:21:39

Please. I beg of you. I can't take that. I don't want to be deep faked.

1:21:43

I just want to be deep faked, silly, silly, Oh,

1:21:49

Click on links. You do not share what you know, we are all in danger.

1:21:55

If you don't share what you know, we are all in grave.

1:21:58

Danger girl, you must share it now.

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Oh My

1:22:06

Gosh. Oh no Wire fraud.

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I lit it. She goes, I literally have Chills.

1:22:14

Put your leg out. I was like, usually it's like the Best

1:22:17

day of Whitney's life.

1:22:19

She's like, yeah.

1:22:22

She's like, oh I have chills.

1:22:26

I have chills.

1:22:30

Oh, she goes, oh, knife chills.

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Do you see a knife?

1:22:38

Chills? Oh no.

1:22:40

I

1:22:40

know

1:22:40

I

1:22:40

have

1:22:48

chills. I literally have chills.

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See if you must share it.

1:22:53

She goes, oh no.

1:22:54

Lisa share the information now what are we are all doomed girl.

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She goes, you must us tell us we are in danger.

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Danger to go.

1:23:14

Oh,

1:23:14

why

1:23:14

our

1:23:18

fraud? Oh nah, Lisa, you must tell us all the information you can get.

1:23:22

Now go. We are all going down in flames with Jen Shaw, real housewife of salt lake city, Jen Shaw arrested.

1:23:32

And she goes, fraud.

1:23:42

Fraud. She's gone from Irish to Russia.

1:23:45

Oh

1:23:46

no. It's like if I do an impression of Isabella Rossellini and doesn't become sir, but with a baby boy, that's where my Whitney and passionate.

1:23:59

Now I Have cheese. I have cheese, cheese.

1:24:02

Did you say they're doing a reality documentary about the Rosellini family?

1:24:07

No, that did I did I?

1:24:09

Oh, you said, did you see, did you Follow

1:24:11

her on Instagram? She's a great and to follow she's Impeccable

1:24:15

And apparently her nephew's doing like a documentary about their like cool, crazy family.

1:24:21

Yeah. I have chills. I have chills.

1:24:25

If anyone has any Intel, if you heard anything in the salt lake city, grapevine, email us, email us, email us New York.

1:24:34

There's a low ticket warning for our New York show in December 5th at the Gramercy theater, Guinea really selling out Boston and Philly are sold out.

1:24:44

It's done for real done because there just ain't no more Tickets.

1:24:48

They added a few of them. They all Opened

1:24:50

up. We decided to open up the tickets that were ours to comp to just anyone else that wanted to come sold out, sold out Gramercy theater, almost sold out.

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Literally gonna sell out probably by this time next week.

1:25:05

So come don't miss it. Cause it's the last time you'll see us in 2021.

1:25:09

And who knows what? 2022 has in store for us.

1:25:12

Oh, it's hard to say.

1:25:15

It's hard to see in my crystal ball cheetahs.

1:25:18

Cheers. We're making moves. We're making moves like you've never even seen. Carrie and I just handled business. We're just handling business left. Right. We talked biz just now, and we made some biz decision. Hollywood talk. Yeah. H would Hollywood And watch this motherfucking to watch this motherfucking space. Watch this Watch the space. Watch us clear the space. Watch this space get queared to faggot and back. Watch the space get clear to the faggot heavens and back on earth. Watches space get dipped to Posey. Watch his face get asked to mouth. Watch his face get asked asked. As asked. Stay tuned. For some record surgery. He asked to ask kindly asked to ask on the table while people throw many. I've only seen that movie once, and I will never see again. I've weirdly seen that movie five times, God, they played it for we're leasing that movie five times. Oh, god. They played it from us. I watched it pre boarding school, then they played it for us at boarding school as part of our, like, security group. Yeah. Like, if you were in AA, a cascade. You got to also just watch, like, really fucked up movies. Another great reason to be an a a as a teen. I feel like that would be That I was, like, perhaps they didn't do anything to be negative. I was like, oh, drugs are fucking cool. They're not gonna do, like, sex work. I feel like that movie is very Yeah. I was like, I wanna get high. Yeah. I would and then I was like, I'm gonna try and smoke some incense later just to see. Did you? No. Yeah. I tried 27, like The spice. Your eyes are blue. Truly tried every like I snorted Benadryl. I snorted well butrin. I started a Tylenol in seventh I snorted tylenol in seventh grade. Yeah. Well, I don't like a long time. Why don't I just try it? Yeah. Mean, I would crush it up with a Poland spring water bottle in my basement bathroom, snort it, and then I would flush. Whoa. Crazy. Yeah. You're like Erica Christiansen and traffic. I know. No. I was in high school. Me in high school is Shaquira. That one chick here as long as she's like, drive everything. Drive everything. From Zootopia. Yeah. From Zootopia. Try? Yeah. Well, how's it going? It's It's just try everything. That's still my motto, but just not with drugs. Yeah. Sober, More like with anal like, with anal. Try anal now. Hi, everything. Try anal play. Yeah. I I don't think watching movies with drugs in it is wise to watch in the beginning of your sobriety. I went to see this movie, White Girl. Oh, yeah. Shout out Elizabeth Wood. She fellow Oklahoma and went we went to the same high school. Really? Yeah. The star of it? No. He I wish. That means I'd be secretly, like, twenty three. Yeah. No. The director. 0II mean, she did a good job. I had to leave the movie. Yeah. That means incredibly intense. I was like, I can't do this. I just wanna snort cocaine right now, so I just left. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So if you're out there, trying to get sober, trying to you know, living yourself a little from that. There's bad habits. I wouldn't watch drug movies in the beginning of your journey, or maybe do it. Maybe you need that. Do what you need to do. Try Try everything. Try everything. Try every thing. That's yeah. I feel like try everything in regards to movies, mostly -- Mhmm. -- food. Food. Try everything. Bubbly. Bubbly is my new LaCroix. What's bubbly? God. Oh, bubbly. Bubbly. It's so good. Okay. I really I will do sparkling water in a can. I won't love it, but I'll do it. I'll accept it. If there is nothing else, but truly give me glass bottle of sparkling there's nothing else. But truly give me glass bottle of sparkling beverage. Try booboo. I've already tried it. It's It's it's It kind of LaCroix doesn't hold a candle to it. The clerk is more chemical is Croix is like chemical. La Croix is more. Yeah. It tastes like crushed up bug legs. Right. Yeah. When I drink it, I think bugs. Also the brick like, the copy on the COI on the containers, it's very weird. Like, it basically says this is made of chemicals. Yeah. It it tastes like ants. I don't think it's good for you. No. Like, I would I would side with Mary Cosby on LaCroix will harden your intestines over it. Like, your emotional organs are not safe when it comes to LaCroix. I think with, like, a Pellegrino or Pellegrino Or like I had one this weekend that was like San like, I had one this weekend that was, like, San Vitoria. That was also huge green Pellegrino Escapodle, but I feel like the Italians do sparkling Well, they like invented it. Yeah. And then toobuchiko is really good. Toobuchiko is great. I'm probably wrong, and I'm gonna get people being like, the Italians actually didn't invent it. Who knows? But boobly is where it's at. What's your flavor? Cherry tastes like Dr Pepper. That makes sense. Yeah. It tastes really good. It's really crisp, fresh. I feel immediately quench when I drink it unlike LaCroix, which made me feel uneasy, dry, and bugs, bugs. Boogz. I love I love it. It doesn't taste like bugs like, boos. Boos. I love, love yeah. I'm such a I'm a sparkling person when it comes any sort of social gathering because it gives you that, like, cocktail feel. And I'm not a picky person I'll take whatever I'm being served in that kind of such. But if it's a little cloudy, you got it. Me at home living my life? It's a diet coke journey -- Mhmm. -- or a Coca Cola in a wine glass, no ice. Mhmm. Just a little poored up 27, like, glass of wine. I discovered that vibe recently. And I was like, I love this. So you're almost I'm like a soft drink. A full year of not drinking. Yeah. Free Are you gonna keep going? Yeah. Why stop now? Yeah. I don't miss I don't miss alcohol anymore. Not even wine. I'm kind of like I could take or leave it. Yeah. And really I tell myself like the only time that I would really want to drink is if I was in Italy having like a gorgeous meal surrounded by gorgeous people and then maybe I have a glass of wine just 27, like, have the whole experience of meal. And then, like, maybe you stumble into, like, a mystery. Yeah. But we'll But we'll see because maybe I get to Italy and I'm at the meal and I don't really want a glass of wine. And I'm like, why would I go down this road? It just feels like, why would I go down this road? You just want to Man hit me no bad February. really want to see that Olivia Coleman 27 Johnson movie that Maggie J100, directed? Yes. I -- Yeah. -- -- -- -- Yeah. -- crave that energy. It's Elena Fronte. Yes. Yes. I didn't know that Elena Ferrante is just a mystery person that no one actually knows who they are. Like, could be man -- Mhmm. -- could be a woman, could be they. No one knows. I I for a while thought Elena Ferrante was like a long dead For a while, I thought Elena Fronte was, like, a long dead writer. Me too. I I was like, like, wow. I was, like, one of the classics. Yeah. When I saw the movie, like, gimme. Elena Ferrante. I'd be like, god. God. For a decade. Flannery O'Connor, like -- Yeah. I was like -- here of Flannery. I know. I was like, like, a hemingway. Yeah. She's, like, a she's, like, very contemporary. Yeah. They're literally fully just alive right now. Yeah. Right? They're probably younger than me. Probably not. No, I know. But it's just funny that I was like, just hear a name like that, and you think Oh, a long day. One of the greats. But I guess maybe that was their That was a vibe all along. I love like a pseudonym love like a pseudonym. Me too. Need my brilliant friend to come back? Crave it. Crave it. Crave it. My brilliant friend. Succession was great. Yeah. Succession was great. Speaking of HBO, Shiv when Shiv got when he yelled at her? When she got dressed down by a old papa and she had to, like, make that joke or whatever. That was brutal. It was brutal. But she deserved it. Yeah. But it also is just like He's so mean. He's just incredibly mean man. And I love the inter sibling -- Oh. -- rivalry and anger. Like, I just relate to that so so much. When they said you're not welcome here to Kendall. Like, all of them, like, United screaming at another one. It's very much as a child of four -- Yeah. -- I relate. But also Kendall him coming down to check on them, shows that he stole like loves them, I think see deep also Kendall, him coming down to check on them, shows that he still, like, loves them. I think, seep deep down. Yeah. And he does care about the company. It's selfishly motivated, but also, like, he does want his family would be okay. Yeah. But he also is just, like, so up his own ass. But at the end when he got His dad told him to meet him and then didn't show up. That was so Power move. Yeah. It's just a series of power moves. Also Adrian Brody. Thank god. I know. Not in this week's but last week's episode. That was a breath of fresh That was a breath of fresh nose. Also, James Cromwell with Greg -- He scares me. -- that was brutal -- Mhmm. -- when he basically told Greg like you're not a good person. And Greg, like, isn't a good person? Yeah. He's, like, a little He's not a good person. A worm. He's a worm. Like There's no bar he has no spine. Yeah. As a finalist bastard. He plays He plays he's I mean, that guy what's his name again? Nicholas Braun. He plays him really well. Yeah. He's like, happy go lucky, but then his grandfather was right. But you We all know guys like all know guys like that. Mhmm. How much do you think he was gonna get? Probably what like, a quarter of whatever his inheritance. But that's like the whole reason that he's even in this, in the first place is to like his, but his dad, That that's, like, the whole reason that he's even in this in the first place is to, like His but his dad his grandfather has, like, ten billion dollars. I I know. And now he gets nothing. He's gonna probably get, like, a billion dollars. That's so rude. I would be furious. I had KMS. I love you're gonna sue Greenpeace. Like, I love you, but I'm also gonna sue you. There was one line that should've said that killed me. Oh, your his urethra rested his brain away the power away from his brain. I didn't know that you could go piss crazy. Yeah. I think so. With UTI. Yeah. Is that just a demanding? I think so. When it happens, you're Your penis gets out of control. Climax. That's wild. I I've had a wild UTI. Really? Yeah. That was, like, body horror Vail. Mhmm. Like, fully bleed, like, bleed, peeing, just actual blood. Mhmm. Then, like, blood clots. And was like, damn. This is painful and also scary. Yeah. Then went to the doctor in there, like, I was like, trust me, I have a crazy TI. And they were like, we're gonna need a urine sample and I was like, get ready and then just set, like, a bright red bottle of blood amidst all the other urine samples. It's almost like I'm surprised I never had a UTI because of all the surprised I never had a UTI because of all the swimming. Mhmm. Lord knows I pissed away. I I was peeing constantly while doing laps and like -- Okay. -- practice. Everyone Tell me a fool about repeating. Yeah. How long did this curse last? Not long. It was, like, within one day of it coming on, like, by the end of twenty four hours, I was in a place of blood clot and then I got the emergency appointment and was, like, help me. And then they gave me the medicine or whatever. Damn. But I've never and I've gotten, like, a UTI once or twice before, but never like that. And truly don't know what it was from. I think I I think I did a weird batch of mushrooms and that caused it. Like a fungus. I don't know. I don't because it wasn't sexual. It wasn't sexually related. Mhmm. It was just like a random UTI eye that took me by storm. I just think, like, men when they're old, like, their dicks or just, like, vessels of pain. You like think your whole body is just solid pain. My can't pee. I think you just can't move around. Yeah. You definitely can't fuck. Old dick. Told -- happened to all of us. Yeah. It will happen. That's the only, I guess. Constellation for Silver lining. Is that men will eventually just not wanna fuck. Mhmm. And then they're basically They're just grumpy. They're just grumpy bowls. And God forbid, they get a UTI and go off the rails. I just had no idea that was even a thing that could happen. We just become like grumpy cows, grazing -- Yeah. -- just like, you could tip them at any time. Quick detour. So this weekend, I watched both speeds. Speed wanted to movies. Yeah. I hadn't watched the first one in, like, a decade. Mhmm. So good. Like Great peak Sandra. Their chemistry is insane in that movie, and he is I was like, lustic. Like, I obviously, it's piano, but, like, the way he runs in that movie, it's just so like football player. Yeah. And I revisited some Sandra Clott. I did Speed one and two. I love her in Canvas chemistry. I love the way he runs in that movie be. Mhmm. She's so good. She's such a star. Her hair is incredible. Her hair, Her hair, her eyebrows -- Yeah. -- just like Great jawline. The two of them, I was like, damn, they're like megawatt. Movie stars. Movie stars. We don't get it like that anymore. We don't. Nope. Dennis Hopper's so good in it. And so it and so scary. Yeah. He's terrifying. Allen Ruck. Rickman? No. No. No. The guy who plays Khan and succession isn't it. Oh, love. He plays, Like that out of that out of town, like, bumpkin, who's just like, I've never been in LA before. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've seen it. And that will I need to revisit because it is LA, an LA class. LA. And then we watch Speed 27, which is bismal. Yeah. And then we watched the Net last night, which I've never seen it. Mhmm. I loved it. It was, like, actually, really entertaining and prescient. Incredible range from one Sandra because she could do, like, thrillers, but then also have a great rom com career. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was like three home runs for her while you were sleeping. Why you're sleeping is so So good. What's his name? Bill Perlman is so hot in that movie? Yeah. Speed. And then the net, Mhmm. But the net is really good. It's also a very LA movie. And it kind of predicted social media and, like, identity theft on online and how, like, kind of a a social media company can have all of your information and, like Basically, Jen Shaw. Yeah. Basically, Facebook. And, like, It's just really good. And Sandra's hair in it is so bad and I love it. And she wears, like, this she wears very, like, bella Hadid, like, sweater tank top thing. You know, there's like Oh, like a -- Yeah. -- alternate sweater. Like a teeny tiny one and, like, her belly showing. She's wearing high waisted jeans -- Mhmm. -- very nineties. But Jeremy Northam is the villain in it who's so hot. He was in, like, Emma he played mister Knightly in the Gwyneth, Emma, who she ends up with. Anyway, great movie. Dennis Miller's in it? Love that. Yeah. It is very juncture. Incredibly juncture. Ask. Energy. What did I watch this weekend? I watched Taylor Swift's ten minute short film all too well. Gave me brain damage. Yeah. I don't I want that ten minutes back. Yeah. I'd like you to take that scarf, wrap it tightly around my neck, and not stop pulling it until I'm dead. Just throw me over the overpass. Mhmm. Run over me. Yeah. Throw me in the middle of the road and have those who run over me on their little upstate road trip Apple picking. I also need to watch the Blake Lively directed music video. Let's talk today. She she tweeted, written and directed by the wickedly talented. I'm nervous, but I'll watch it. I'm basically half lobotomize now after watching all 27 well. So I'm lobotomized by the discourse happening about that fucking I'm lobotomized by the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal did nothing wrong in that relationship? Yeah. I mean, I guess, like I mean, like He had just had, like, You know, I think It's called you date someone and it doesn't work out. Yeah. I think there's like a, I mean, I think everyone's experienced and like it's, it's subjective and depends on them and there's an age difference and he, at the time had more power than her, I think as like in terms of fame and an I think there's like a I mean, I think everyone's experience and, like, it's it's subjective and depends on them and there's an age difference and he at the time had more power than her, I think, as, like, in terms of fame -- Mhmm. -- and an age. So, like, I guess that's what people are saying that the song and the video represent. Obviously, it's like the girl looks like she's twelve, by the way. Couldn't they gotten like Millie Bobby Brown who looks like she's forty. The girl literally looked like she was twelve. It's just a real I'm like I just don't I don't have a lot of bandwidth for this, like I'm like, you're both celebrities. This is what celebrities do. They date each other and then their egos get in the way and they get really heard about things and, like, they just can't make it work. And then they move on and date another celebrity. was like watching and I was like, okay. So this is a story about a young woman in the throes of dating a closeted queer man. And his his gaslighting of her. I was like, as a nightmare twenty two year old that dated and a man ten years, my senior, and the witnessing the way I behaved in that relationship, I was like, this is the story of a man who dates a very hot girl. That's also fucking psychotic and like, and like a noise him from the inside that's also fucking psychotic. And, like, and and, like -- 27. -- annoys him from the inside out. not just what happens. Yeah. That's like something you have to deal with. When you date a really young person, you're gonna have to, like, put up with their antics. Yeah. And when you're a really young person, you're gonna have to put up with the antics of like an older man. Especially like a famous guy who I don't think either at fault. I think it's just, like, this is a relationship. Yeah. The fact that we're still milking it for content and then the content is just this bad. I'm like, how you literally don't have like, you really have just horrible taste all around. It's just funny to me that, like and I guess, like, look, she if she perceived it as, like, trauma and she needs 27 heal, like, go off queen. But but what I wanna say The most traumatic thing in anyone's life be that they dated Jake, Jill, and Hall. Oh, the drama of getting that Jillant dicked down by one of the hottest guys ever. Okay. I also, but it's just funny to me that like, okay, so it's what 11, 10 years I also but it's just funny to me that, like, okay. So it's, what, eleven, ten years ago and, like, she's in a full fledged, like, community relationship with a very hot British guy. Mhmm. Like a silent. Yeah. Like, I mean You never hear from him. Just like she wants it. And he's, you know, like, they've gone there. Like she is arguably like the most successful pop singer of like our time and he's doing Like, she is arguably, like, the most successful pop singer of, like, our time. And he's doing great. It's like and then you just randomly were like, I'm gonna reopen reopen this one. No. it's like We love the petty factor of that because I really I deeply Like, god, there are some people I'll never forgive. And like No. I love it. I 27 I love that. I'm think she's brilliant for that and puts just the way, like, her fandom is just coming for him. And it's like it's like they probably haven't spoken in like ten years. And he is dating like a really young girl now too. I think he's like dating or engaged, like, a twenty year old or something. No. That's Mhmm. mean, that's just like I mean, that's But better do. But but it's just it's just funny 27 me that, like, out of nowhere. She's just like, it's time. And then her fan comes like, fuck your check. I'm gonna fuck your fucking at Totsol. Yeah. I would argue that, like, her where she's at now and, like, what she does in the ramifications it has for the people that she's like slept with or at Beef with in the past is arguably more traumatic than anything that they did to her. I just like this stuff I'm seeing, the the discourse, the tweets, there was one tweet that was, like, from some stan Taylor Stan account. And it was like, notice in this shot, how she's drinking red and it was, like, notice in this shot how she's drinking red wine and we all know Taylor Swift only likes white wine, so it just clearly shows that Jake doesn't give up fuck about her and porter what red wine and she's not even drinking it, which means that no wonder she's underage. And I was just like I was like really it. I was like, and then someone was like, there's a photo of I was like, And then someone was like, there's a photo of them, like, he's looking down and she's looking at him. Like, it's that still from, like, the music video and someone goes, notice how she's looking into his eyes and he's not even looking at her. Let's talk about that. And I got a note. Okay. Let's talk. Incredible work all around. The sleuthing. I love the I love the stadium and, like, I believe that she does do I mean, she does do, like, little -- Easter eggs. -- Easter eggs for her fans like that. She scours the Internet. But it's also I mean, I It's just all so lame. Like, there's it's really art that is lame. Completely a hundred percent humorless. Like, I've I've rarely rarely do we ever see something just bereft of a single law, like, near a law to be found and just very bad taste. I mean, she's been like, not cute outfit. Like, the outfits aren't good, the cinematography is not It's, like, it's not, like, elevated. I mean, blank space was a funny video. That was funny. I'm, like, beautiful and, like, great song. Like, that was her kind of poking fun at herself. I like when she goes a little like But it was also there is something about it that I was like -- Mhmm. -- it's funny, but to a point. It's funny, but like She she can't She misses the mark always. She always there's always there's a sense of seriousness that self seriousness about her that, like, course, anyone that famous in Rich is gonna have, like, probably some kind of, like, superiority complex. But there's yeah. There is, like, Gaga, God got to camp. Yeah. She gets it and she leans in like and I know, like, sometimes I'm like, oh my god. Like, some of the stuff she says, but, like, She has, like, a winking And even Lana, like, in her lyrics and stuff, like Even Katie Perry. Like Yeah. Like, they they have a sense of humor like know themselves. Their their art makes you feel like they know themselves. Some extent. Breonna has a sense of her. Last, I think. But I think maybe there's I think at the end of the day, there's not much to about her. But, like Rihanna has a great sense of humor. Yeah. You know, and I think Azealia Banks has a great sense of humor. 27 great. Too great. Too great. Sometimes through her fault. But she's a but Taylor median. But Taylor has I think she truly, like, does not know herself that well. Yeah. But I I watched this video and that I had to I didn't finish that because I had the I would've liked to live. I well, that and also I couldn't the kitchen scene when they're, like, doing dishes and, like, saying fuck every sentence. I'm like, it's like one of those things where people are awkwardly swearing. I can't handle where people are like swearing. And you feel like it's not natural to them. Yeah. And I was like, oh my Like, I just I was like, this is a famous person fight. This is when you're both celebrities and you fight. This is what you fight about. But also evacuees -- Yeah. -- like, nothing fight. And, like, I've been there, but, like, we've all been there before where you feel like the person you're seeing or something isn't introducing you 27, like, their friends and you feel, like, kinda, like, why aren't you know what I mean? Like, why aren't they making an effort? But it felt I was like, this is just like a bad it's, again, in the annals of this new renaissance of boring, straight people, juggles, having like, a fractured marriage Mhmm. -- or, like, really like, I don't care. And it's just bad. It's it's just bad acting. Yeah. I like that girl. Sophie Sink. She's cute. And Dylan O'Brien is fucking hot. She's hot, but he's also there's just nothing there. I was like, he's not, oh, that was Dylan O'Brien I was like, he's not oh, that was Dylan O'Brien. Okay. Because I'm watching Kirby right now, which the season is incredible. Mhmm. And he's on Like episode 27, Kirby, and he's actually really good. think he might be a lawyer. I think he Is a Lawler, but this, he just like, didn't come through for me in this is a lawyer. But this he just, like, didn't come through for me in this video. So great. That was great. Yeah. She was great. What the can't the can't stop. Won't stop Watching sort of won't stop watching sort stuff. 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I just also listened to it and I love just I also listen to it and I love it and like there are certain songs that I'm like obsessed with, but In the post Blue Bannister's era, there can only be one, and Lana really is the one for me. Yeah. Happy for her. her. Love that she's, like, you know, she's doing her own thing. I respect The girl boss who stays winning. I respect Taylor. I I see her almost as, like, as I fear her. I fear I fear her. Yeah. I fear her which I think is great. I see her and I fear her. I respect her. I have a healthy fear of her. Just like every American and every person in the world should. But I'm also like, can't access that Carnival Forest thing. You? Nope. Not my vibe. I'm like I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like carnival, fairy, like, would wood. I don't, I'm I don't I'm sorry. Can't do that. I also need to tell my truth right now, and now. And then we can get into our, our other scary we can get into our our other scary queens When I worked at a I worked at paper magazine. Yeah. What? Nothing I know. I feel like Yes. I know. And then For any new listeners, for any new one tuning in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mhmm. We get thousands and thousands of new listeners a week. It's important -- Yeah. -- to tell them. Do we? No. Way of the I'm willing it. And do 27 Billing it. Willing you get so many There's It's like Sam. It's like it's like, Many, you know, my god. It's like a They cascade and they cannot get people to stop listening to the podcast. Anyway, one time I wrote a tongue and cheek blog about Taylor and Tom Hiddleston storyboarding their trip to Europe -- Link with her team. And allegedly, our editor, one of our higher ups, like one of my bosses, was contacted by her team within, like, an hour of the story going live. Telling them to take it down. I believe that. And I took it down. So say this as well, which my I've had a theory about why please welcome to the stage lasted beyond like, why it didn't get taken down is because I think her team, like, didn't find it before the Internet found it. And I think that they knew that if they put the kibosh on it, it would just, like, add more fuel to the fire of like, Vail not being a lawyer. So it just had it has had to exist ever since. She probably didn't like 27. Right? Oh, I think she probably hate I mean, I don't know her. I've never met her. her. I've seen her one time in I've seen her one time in person. She looked gorgeous, but I'm really truly in the deepest I can tell when someone cannot lie. And I think that that probably makes her steamed to this day which makes me cry because I'm, like, if someone did that video about me, I would actually cry. But how well they, like, know me and, like, know my ways. But you know But I'm also Probably I understand that. humor. I'm scared. She probably knows her name. She probably remembers this video, and she's she will When will we will get we will face lot about The retribution will be swift. And I'm worried the art's gonna be bad. I'm worried that the art will be bad. I hope that we can just bury the hatchet. No. She won't. Forgot. No. She'll never forgive. She I'm no. No I'm being dead being dead serious. No. I am too. I mean, she probably, like, knows your name and knows everything about it. She knows, like, my social. She knows, like I mean, her parents named her Vail because it was a a unisex name -- Yeah. -- smart. And would be good for business. That's why they that's what they said when they've been born 27 biz. But I'm just like I don't know. I think I'm I think it's amazing that you have But one day, we will You will meet. We will meet. There there will be be. There will will be I mean, we have inner faced. Actually, I've seen her multiple times, but that was pre, please welcome, and then one time post. But I I she will rule the day. day. That's what she says about what she says about me. Mhmm. Anyways Speaking Speaking of our calculating Queens, I'm Carrie and you're listening to Sexy Unique Podcast, of her calculating Queen's. I'm Carrie. I'm Laura. And you're listening to sexy, unique podcast. Salty Utah Queen. Oh Queens. Oh my God. So this episode two begins with like almost like espionage movie Episode two begins with, like, almost, like, espionage movie credits. They did some art 27 -- Mhmm. -- cholzy credits Salt Lake City, nine thirty three AM. AM. 33. know when you get any sort of time stamp that's It's about to be juicy as fat. And And it's not like a, it doesn't have like a zero at the end of it, you know, it's it's not like doesn't have, like, a zero at the end of it. You know it's they're serious. One thing. First thing's first. Someone sent me a screenshot of Jensha on the phone in the van before she fled the scene, and she was talking to Sharif. Mhmm. So Sharif called her, I don't know, do without information what you will. I was shocked. But now that I say it, seems to not be a shocking. Let's I just still can't believe that she made up a lie that her husband and father of her children was bleeding inside his body. That tracks to me that that what that's the whole reason you have like, husband's husbands. So you can throw them under the bus when you're about to get descended on by Homeland you can throw them under the bus when you're about to get descended on by homeland security. It's one of the perks of marriage. Lisa's really upset, and she's going I'm going to call Stu. I'm calling Stu. They all call their people, which I just love. Mhmm. Whitney calls Justin Justin. She's like, oh like, Justin, Justin, the police, the FBI, Homeland security and D where all that sweat teams, police, the FBI, homeland security, and NYPD were all their SWAT teams. Liza's crying on the phone to John. She goes, the thought team just showed up homeland security. Yeah. Heather Text Jen. gem. I love that. Heather Shops. Stop. Heather's so she's naive. Naive, naive. And it really comes through in this situation, her deep trust of the police, like taking this like SWAT team at their word where she goes, they just, maybe they just wanted to check on and it really comes through in this situation. Her deep trust of the police, like, taking this, like, SWAT team at their word where she goes, they've just maybe they just wanted to check on her. And Whitney goes, no, Heather. I think that's a tactic. are good. I'm calling my attorney real quick. I just have to say, my MVP of this whole episode was Jenny. Indeed. Bothered she's completely disengaged, not invested, and just, like, snacking away, and just here for the drama. She's She's looking around, she goes, this has nothing to do with us, and we have no reason to be stressed out. I think we should just go, go. Which would be me in that would be me in that situation. I also just This is amazing beauty lab and laser promo. Incredible. Incredible. I want to go there now just wanna go there now. Just to go to the parking lot, it's a destination. It's kind of now like a holy site. It is. Yeah. Jenny then immediately starts going through Jen's bag of goodies. I started screaming. screaming. I know. And Lisa are those mint And these things Are those mint Milano's? Milanos. I wouldn't mind I wouldn't mind those. those. I know Lisa's Lisa's her swirling emotions in this episode are just so Lisa's Lisa's her swirling emotions in this episode are just so extreme. She's either weeping, weeping, weeping, weeping, genuine tears, crying -- And then talking to six attorneys at once, wearing her shaking. Her incredible coat, which I want. Her coat glasses, jeans and boot combo. She's a boss bitch. But she and then she'll just be like lolling and eating mint and laughing, eating, like, lifesavers, but then back to crying. Oh, I'm just so sad. sad. They had to Vail, which I like when the van door had to Vail, which I like, the when the Vail door closed and I was like, they're heading to Vail, I just wrote boss bitch shit. And Heather goes, see you in five hours. Okay. That's not boss bitch. Because I was, like, being in a You have it? I think it was, like, a seven hour drive. Yeah. But that van is nice. You have it seven hours. hours. That's longer than like a cross country flight from LA to work longer than, like, a cross country flight from LA to work. Two hours more. Yeah. Yeah. wanna be That's gonna be us in two years on tour. Vail Life? Yeah. I have a way we just stick to airplane. We don't have a lot of shit to bring with us. Well, hopefully, we'll be in place where it's -- It's a satellite. -- it's paid for. PJ. Take away the PJs part of the stipulation. Eat the PJs. Take them away from the Roys. Give them to us. People who really deserve -- I love that that travel. -- deserve. I love love that they stood around. They were like, you will not take away our PJs. And then being like, okay. We'll take away the PJs. But they're Why? No. Incredible. Meredith arrives in Vail wearing a She's a mad queen in the A laser drive. A blazer dress in a white boot. She saw shea's into this rental literally Peggy Lipton Literally in the mod the mad squad. She looks so gorgeous. So hot. She is welcomed with arms wide open by the Kuveau team to their premier home in Vail, and it's a ten thousand square foot mansion. The interior is nice, but the outside looks looks. The outside is like, weird Christmas. Decoration -- Mhmm. -- house. decoration. the windows have earned, like, red framing. It's very, like, 27, but first. Yeah. Juggles, thank you so much. So happy to be here. Meredith is in heaven in this house, and I just I'm glad to see my queen treated with the luxury she so deserves. deserves. They go, we poured a glass of They go, we poured a glass of champagne and I poured it extra high for you and Meredith takes it. She was, I might be able to handle that. And she's it's like this lesbian experience curator in a fedoro. I was experience carrier. Drilling like, the lesbian inside of me was ignited just seeing my lady get to just enjoy a beautiful mansion and, like, she just is, like, walking around, like, touching, like, the mic the stainless steel microwave just like running her hands along. That's like porn to me. She's so fascinated. Meredith in a mansion just observing and, like, enjoying I could come. She she's so compelling to watch. I just wanted, like, listen to her. I was watching a video from her at Vulture Fest. Mhmm. And she was discussing jewelry, and she's just sitting there with Brooks at, like, some panel. And she's like Ever since I was a young child, I've always loved Julie. jewelry. My mother had a very incredible collection, I will My mother had a very incredible collection, I will say. I'm, like, just hearing her talk like, I'm, like, my god. You are a Which? Yeah. She She But she and I love her kind of like playfully being like, I think I could handle that. Her move also is to go right to the bat. bath. yeah. She's we were right with our sensual central queen. City of angels. Yeah. So back in the van, Lisa, I think someone tipped off the cops. And she said she doesn't believe Sherif was sick. Yeah. I love. And Heather being like, I mean, should we Should we check on Sherif? I'm like, worried guys and Lisa goes, he's not sick. No. It didn't it didn't happen. Heather. Come on. Get it together. And a girl Like, it's genuine. I don't think she's playing dumb. No. I really don't think she understands. understands. She's just a very To see very sheltered. But I think she's a very genuine person. Yeah. And person. And I think she has a lot of trust in I think she has a lot of trust in people. Too much. Too much. Jenny breaks down. She is, they have to have a warrant to be able to hunt her down like that. Jenny knows. Jenny knows. She's been through some shows. Yeah. And Whitney goes, I don't know what is going on, but my mind is wandering. It has to be someone in someone in Charles swad. I think it's Meredith. No. I love Lisa on the phone. phone. Who is she talking she talking to when she goes? She's, like, talking. She goes, I think Meredith might know something. Oh, yeah. She's covering her mouth. I think Meredith might know something. Also, Okay. I had a I had a mix. I was like, is it Lisa at first? Is it Meredith? And then I was like, is it Whitney? Whitney knows so much. much. I was like, they're coming out of the woodwork being like in the know about literally more than I did when this came out was like, coming out of the woodwork being, like, in the know about literally more than I did when this came out. Or is it complete shock shock? And we're being fooled and Heather is actually a mastermind and it's just we're being fooled, and Heather is actually a mastermind, and it's just fainting. That would be incredible. Simplicity, simplicity. Simplicity. queen Heather does have a bag of truffle potato chips with her, which I was like, you may be dumb, but you're not that dumb. Because Vail are a genius level snack. Someone goes, why why was that on my TV? And when he goes, oh, well, New York is Jenscha's headquarters. And when he just brings in the it's kind of almost like She She was waiting for this moment to be able to waiting for this moment to be able to do do. I feel like everyone was waiting for this moment to be like, feel like everyone was waiting for this moment to be like It was very, like, in legally blomish. She's talking about, like, the ammonia hyd glycolate or whatever. whatever. Like I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, all this jargon I was just like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Like, what's what all this jargon? We need is full of jargon, but then everyone comes out of the woodwork being like, yeah, I've always thought Jen was sketchy. Remember, x y with all the stuff that we would have never been told about. Their mouth shut? They were doing a mask. They were mining their own biz. But I think they're also cheerful. They're like, association with retaliation. And she goes. Whitney goes, okay. It's called lead nurturing. That's what she uses. She goes on social media and she nurtures leads. She takes advantage of the most vulnerable people, the elderly, disabled, gets out their information and charges it to a credit card where they don't know that every month they're being charged on a credit card and they can't get away from subscription they are assigned to by Jen. I was like, where were you six months ago when this happened? I needed this explainer. Lisa goes, all of my attorneys are calling me back right now. now. We have six on payroll and then it, it cycles through a montage of We have six on payroll, and then it it cycles through a montage of her I love seeing Lisa talk to every attorney. I would watch a whole show of Lisa just talking on the phone to attorneys. She's six attorneys. attorneys. She goes, there's one of, and she goes, Hey, and then another one she's like, should I be goes there's one attorney. She goes, hey. And then another one. She's like, should I be stressed? She's in a different relationship. Is that is this my homeland security show up. And then she goes, I'm literally shaking. She is, like, a different persona. persona. She puts on for each attorney, -- Yeah. -- for each attorney. She's like, like, scared little sister or just like Or, like, good friend. Tell it like it is, hey. Which is six six. Their family is six attorneys or they really family is six attorneys. Are they really rich? rich. I think so. I mean, they have a bunch of businesses I mean, she has Vida and the vodka and then she has her event planning stuff. stuff. Then there's fresh Then there's Fresh Wolf, Jack and Henry's company. She's taken private jobs. Yeah. I mean, her outfit too said money to me. How does when he goes but when does beg the question, how does she get her money? What? money? obsessed with your with me. You do so. I've always thought something's not right. How does she afford all these things? Eighty thousand dollar surprise parties for Meredith. Where does her lifestyle come from? Throwing hundred dollar bills at the strippers in in Justin's party Vail? It's true. I mean Yeah. Whitney also thinks Lisa is acting guilty. They stop for, like, a rest stop. And Whitney turn Whitney 27. Do you think that Lisa is acting guilty to Heather? Heather's like, Buraf. Heather's like she's really thrown. thrown. She has no idea what's going on has no idea She's nothing in her. She's completely just, like, what? And then -- Right. -- they finally all come back to the van and Lisa goes, today is a lot. Yeah. And how there's, like, Heather still thinks that she's sing the police. But Heather also was like, well, hopefully, Jen can come meet us. us. And Lisa goes, Heather, Jen's not Lisa goes, Heather, Jen's not coming. Heather. Jed is not gonna meet you. Shit together. It's not coming to bail. veil. She got jail with her She got dude, jail with her braids. Does someone say they're like, I did think it was really weird. Oh, Lisa, she was like, if John she's like, if John had an emergency, I would not be, like, I'm coming back to come to bail. Yeah. That was there's, like, not thrown. She's like, you take care of the emergency, emergency. Make sure someone's not bleeding out sure someone's not bleeding out internally, internally. But then you go to but then you go to Vail. Today is a lot. Today is a lot. And then Whitney goes, oh my god. Oh, no. Oh my gosh. Oh, gosh. Arrested and charged with money wiring scheme. Please applaud. rod. Oh my gosh. Oh, no. no. And then she starts then she starts crying. Heather starts crying too. She goes, oh my god. And she starts weeping. There's There's a whole, there's like a 10 minute a whole there's like a ten minute stretch stretch. We're Heather isn't saying anything and you just see her like, what? She's weeping on Whitney's lap. Fully faced down in the lap. Lisa's crying and crying and Oh my god. Could she go to jail? Good cuts to Jenny and Jenny goes, I don't have the text, so I don't know what going on. Jodie's eating just watching everything. I'm I'm Bigger Jodie tipped it off. But Lisa's Rang. Grang. Oh my god. What does that mean to go to jail? That's up thinking about her family. Yeah. What's gonna happen to kids. Heather has gone to a place of lap. Can't even sit upright, has to be consoled consoled. And just like Barry face in Whitney's just like berry face in Whitney's lap. Lisa goes, could do you think she'll go to jail for that and that? And then Whitney goes to 13 years, Whitney goes to thirty years potentially? This is Whitney's the best day of Whitney's life -- Yeah. -- is getting to break this news to the bus. When he goes, I did not know what her financial situation was. was. I thought she had a sugar daddy or thought she had a sugar daddy or something. That's it. it. I had one. And then she again explains that she's her business is just like, basically taking Making fake lead lists or something. Making fake lead lists, having So, like, getting information fraudulently and sending them to people. Yeah. And signing like old people who don't understand technology up for crazy subscriptions a month on their credit card, charging to their credit card and making it unable for them to like remove themselves from this subscription list. Mhmm. So there's just like There's like milking tons and tons of people for, like, monthly subscription. And Jenny's a little suspicious of why Whitney knows so much. Yeah. Whitney goes, she's going to prison. I love that they're like, turning on each other. Me too. This cast is really doing incredible work. And incredible. And then we head on over to the Shaw chalet and it's being head on over to the Shawshale and it's being swarmed. You see a nest cam? And her nephew and young son are both let out with her hands up, which I was like -- Hopefully, we can. also Jenny goes, can we all just calm down Whitney's relaying on his information. I need her to get hired as a newscaster. Someone said they someone said they're they can't wait for what interview of Fox News got thinker. Yeah. Like, I could see her being, like, or just local news. Yeah. Oh, this storm is coming in. She was, oh, the second plane is crashed into the the twin tower. There's smoke pouring out. Explosion. Explosion. towers come down? Like, put her on on. Like that would be a soothing person to have like relaying, just horrifying information to that would be a soothing person to have, like, relaying just horrifying information to you. Oh, yes. It is in fact confirmed that it is a dirty bomb. Yes. Oh. Areas of infection will be reported on shortly. Oh. Later. The virus is been traveling from Wuhan and now has reached America and it is traveling by air. Please wear your masks. Wear your mask, please. And if you can't have a mask, then who will, cover your mouth when you call. Please stay at home. I beg of you. I beg of you to stay at home. Heather has gone full hood up to deal with this. this. She just put puffy hood over her head and just puts a puffy hood over her head and face. Mhmm. And she has to stay like that for a good thirty minutes, which I relate to. to. they call Meredith and you see Meredith like getting all her clothes away. Just like kind of just act Meredith's Meredith's. She liked Terra like terraforms Yeah. When she goes to a new place, she like she's like an invasive plant kind of. She just, like, turns it into her own. just feels all the surfaces, and she's just sitting in the kitchen, kind of doing, like, just feeling around doing, like, spins, and, like, just, like, vibing out. And then And then all of a sudden her phone rings and you just see Meredith, this answers the of a sudden, her phone rings and you just see Meredith feel like this. Answers the phone phone. And she goes, she goes, hi. And Lisa goes, oh my god, Meredith, isn't this crazy? She goes, Meredith, it's bad. bad. is bad. And Meredith goes, what's bad, Lisa? And she goes, Oh my god. Haven't you gotten any of our techs? Aren't you looking at the news? Are you seeing anything? anything? Oh my Oh my god. She was that I've been away from my phone for the past hour, and then Lisa fills her in on all the goings on and marigas. Honestly, I'm not surprised by this. Well, fur your miss first, she's listening marigas like this. She, like, licks her teeth. Love? Yeah. She goes. Yeah. I'm not really surprised by any of this information. And these goes, you're not. I feel like I don't know her. her. goes, well, no one wanted to believe me about her, but that's okay. I love Meredith. Just like cackling Not on the last laugh. Yeah. She literally has has. The last the last laugh. Meredith goes, we have a lot to talk about even though the world is falling apart, the good news is that we have a beautiful house to relax Did you guys? Uh-huh. I was, like, get me to Vail now. Oh, no. That's all I ever wanna hear. I want Meredith on I wanna be on vacation with Meredith. Me 27. Meredith. She She knows how to do how to do it. She does. Just feeling surfaces. I love when Jenny said earlier in their tongue, you know, about, like, where the cops gonna go? And Jenny goes, they're gonna raid her house. I can tell you that, lo and behold. Jen comes out of the court. They flash to Salt Lake City, and she's there's all the paparazzi and, like, medias there. And there. And you just see Jen walking out with you just see Jen walking out with miss Brady's herself. Mhmm. Walk. Walking out of the jail cell. And they're all going, Jan, Jan, did you fraud these people? What do your friends think? Jan, do they know anything about this? Jan just go right in, doesn't say anything? Mhmm. Did Did you you fraud these people? Yeah. I'm living for Whitney's deductions and assumptions about Jen's fraudulent business this practice is. She goes, practices. I guess, there's money litany goes, maybe perhaps there's some money laundering, and then Heather goes, well, from what I've learned from watching Ozark, And I was like, this is me too. I'm like, there's one thing I know. It's a Uzoc way. It's a one thing I know. It's money laundering and washing money cleaned up or she with money being cleaned out. She goes strip clubs are good option. Laundromats. Just like nail salon, bars, salon. And Whitney goes, oh, that is why she might've had so many and Whitney goes, oh, that is why she might have had so many companies. companies. You can put money into a startup for five can put money into a startup for five years, then claim it as a loss on your taxes. I was like, if Mike, accountant was actually Whitney, I would be in great financial. Yeah. I wanna turn to her. I her. That would make me, I judged would make me I judged her. Listen. Yeah, judge too soon. I was like, she's actually coming in clutch and knows more than she let on. My problematic lens saw her as someone who maybe didn't know know. And that's, I'm owning I'm owning that and I shave my shame on me. Yeah. I saw that huge, ugly 27. And I was like, she can't know much -- Right. -- but guess what? Last, she's joking on us. Yeah. Mary lets herself in. Mary arrives. arrives. She knows she knocks on the door for a she knocks in the door for a while, and then she finally comes in. And she goes, Meredith, Meredith and then Mary and then Meredith from the top upstairs goes. Mary Mary, are you inside? Is that you? Come through the back and then up. Yeah. They're just like they're just calling out to each other for a while. And then Mary makes her way into the bathroom, and her queen Meredith is just in a bubble bath. Her marriage up Up to the neck, in the tub 27 the neck in the tub. With a candle going. Truly, we how did we know this about her? her? We just, we just, I just intuited her whole We just We just I I just, like, 27 her whole vibe. She's a bath person. She's a bath queen. She's She doesn't fully nude Meredith kind of like, oh, Mary goes, whoa, you're in the fully new, and Meredith's kind of like, oh, Mary goes, whoa. You're in the bathtub? You're in the bathtub? Mary and her professionals, like, I don't really know what's happening right now. Mary's throne, but Mary debriefs her from the tub. They have a connection. connection. They do have a connection, but I'm also like Mary, like can't believe what she's do have a connection, but I'm also, like, Mary, like, can't believe what she's hearing, and she's like, oh, shut that front door. Yeah. Her diopter door. Let me digest This. And she goes, what? Why didn't I have an inkling? And I just wrote because you're also a fraud. Because you're fucking crazy shit. Bitch. Because you're running a cold. Yeah. You're a cold leader and you can't snip it out. Because it's the same smell. I wanna say that in this moment, I looked at Meredith's face and I was like, you smoke seg. Oh, for sure. And I love it. Love it. it. I just saw just saw it. Yeah. Mary is just like, oh, I had no idea. I'm like, Mary. Oh, bet she's Takes one to know why. I really do believe that Mary is really thrown because deep deep down -- Oh, she knows the clock is ticking off her own shit. She was seeing And she doesn't if it can happen like this for Jen, it could happen like this for her. Judd, who's oh, just like an MLM rock star? Mhmm. Not even that. that. It's not even a cult not even a cult leader. leader. Like Mary is a Like Mary's a full on. Yeah. But, I mean, in America, think you do have more religious protection. That's true. So TBD. 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Jenny is debriefing everyone else on, like, where she and Mary are at. And then Lisa is, like, She was not everyone's invited to everything. Keep that in mind, and then like everyone laughs, but no one is more overjoyed than Lisa to be arriving at the Vail. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm changed. She's so excited to see her her. Her lady Meredith is still in the lady. Mhmm. Meredith you be still in the bath. Living. bath. It's like king big goods in the bathtub and your It's like king big goods in the bathtub, but you both get out of that book. Yeah. And I also love that she's in the bath that's Heather's room. That is -- True power. -- true power. The women there's just this moment where all four women are surrounding her in the bathtub, and she's just looking up at them. She's pouring her soap -- Yeah. -- in there. And they're all like, oh, hey, this is my Mary goes, actually Heather, this is your room. Mhmm. I'm in your tub. She goes Mary arrived earlier, and I just let her pick a room so she can get settled, settled. But you guys should all go get your rooms, Heather, this is your room, but you guys should all go get your rooms. Heather, this is your room. Mary, I love Mary needs, like, an hour longer than anyone else to settle. Also, you just need to let her have her pit. Like, you can't tell her because you know she wants the best one or whatever. Everyone talks to their husbands. I love Lisa has John and her phone as JB husband Vail caps. cats. I love it. Mary has her Robert Senior on her phone is dad. And She's where's the lie? I mean, grandad would be more appropriate. Dub. Maybe she means Robert Junior's dad. Maybe dad. I don't have don't love it. I don't like it one bit. He's like giving Unless the guys on your phone is daddy You shouldn't be dad. Dad? dad. Not even like like Papa? Yeah. Dad. Papa. Papa. Grandpo. Grandpoopy. Grandpo? Dad. And Robert junior actually has some great points. Mhmm. points. He's like, well, Mary, just again, is I just, what do you think this has all He's like, well, Mary, just again, is I just what do you think this has all happened? I'm like, Mary? Mary, you're, like, protesting too much. I think you need to, like, dial it down a few notches. And, like, play it cool. Roberts playing it cool. Roberts playing it cool is a cute. Jenny calls Dewey, and Dewey goes, I think someone ratted her out. And I was like, I love that. Yeah. Jenny and Dewey, like, I they could be sketchy as hell. Just based on the reaction, reaction. I mean, she ran, like, a whole, like, chiropractor. No. She ran, like, a whole, like, like, health care, urgent care thing. thing. Oh really? really? Like a medical, the chiropractor Like a medical like the chiropractor stuff. No. That's Mia on potomac. Oh. Jenny, own Like, do we as a car. Do we as a car wreck? Does any own, like, a franchise of, like, dialysis places or, like, some kind of I don't know. Not think that I'm not flying an investigation. All the women gather downstairs to be welcomed for the dinner of the century. Crystal, the lesbian is still wearing her. Her fedora. Her and I'm just obsessed with her. her. I'm assuming she might not a suit. She might not be. I'm just But it's a very The lesbian total lesbian moves. The spread is fantastic. There's charcuterie. There's like lamb. There's like a lamb and a squash. Cauliflower, they're sushi, it's just like It's everything. Everything I want. 27, She was this deviled egg looks magical and then takes one. I mean, I would die to be Vail with this girl. It's snowing like profusely. Mhmm. It's so cozy. Mary goes, I all I have to say is some people have it coming. And coming. That was like, Mary was like, Mary -- Mhmm. -- let's go. Wanted to know. Merida said sanchio so. What does everyone think? And then someone goes, I was waiting for this. He goes, it was surreal. It was surreal. Whitney, Whitney. She goes, well, I heard from a friend that Jen, the FBI had a ping on her location and they arrested her on the side of the goes, well, I heard from a friend that Jen The FBI had a ping on her location, and they arrested her on the side of the road. And then Mary is the This is scariest thing I've ever heard. Well, you got to say what she said. Well, I I just have to say, like, these stories that are brought up in this last, like, ten minutes, they gave me actual chills. Like, I was like, oh, this is A00I oh. I was like, oh, this is like a S she's a was like, oh, this is like a she's a psychopath. Yeah. But Mary goes, I feel like she's reaping. reaping. She is. And she goes, you will reap. She just said, like, a bible verse. verse. She is is reaping, but I was just, like, the word reaping is so, like -- Reaper. -- intense. Mary, listen. She will stick Jesus on your ass. Yeah. Meredith goes, well, I'm not surprised that this is happening. happening. She goes in late She goes in late September, I was in New York with my family, all of us on a family trip to New York. And I looked up from the table one night and I had eight missed calls from Jen Shaw. Eight. eight. So I called her back and Jen said, oh, So I called her back and Jen said, oh, sorry. I was just wondering if I could get into your store store. And I was seeing if you know, one of your clerks was there, one of your, so she was able to get in I was seeing if you know, one of your clerks was there, one of your employees. So she was able to get in though. And the next day, My employee called me and said, we're missing a green clutch. And then someone I think Lisa goes I have one of those. I love them. She was Goes, I love I love them. I have three. Yeah. Mary's, like, sauce. Mary's. Mary was, like, what was it? What what what kind of Mary goes, what kind of clutch was it? And then she goes, just a long green, like, snake clutch Mary goes Yep. You can always Marrying marriage. Rolling. love those. I have three. So basically And marriage married. It's like, yeah, they're very like, they have a little clutch aside, which you need when it comes to like yeah. They're very like, they have a little clutch aside, which you need when it comes to, like, clutches. So Jen's employee stole. Took a bag out of the store with him. There's video footage that was him going. Taking the bag and then once the employee called to, like, question where the bag was or what had happened to it. They were, like, oh, we have it and he'll bring it back. And they showed the the footage of this employee bringing the bag back and then Meredith was weirded out that Jen kept this employee around because they essentially just shot the hole from her store. And you see it happening and you see Jen smiling in the video. She's just walking around and, like, leopard just going going. Ah, that's that's so weird. Was he stealing it for John? I don't know or maybe it was just one of those things where -- He's like a closet. -- just double down on on. No one will say anything, but it was also one will say anything. It's also weird. It's not like it's like an expensive clutch. Yeah. It's also like your friend's store. Yeah. Like and it's such a bad look. There's video you had to have known there could be video about. I don't think you do if you're just that brazenly, like, walking out with it in hand. Then they revealed that Jen is apparently red flag at Louis Vuitton because she only pays in cash, which I was like, and everyone goes, wow. And then what did would at least say, like, if I I'd rather be arrested than red flag. Being red flag at Louis Vuitton would be worse than the FBI swarming arresting you. you. I didn't know that they red didn't know that they read flag. I don't flag. I don't have any what I mean, cash. So So that means that, like, they're like, how does she have all this cash? I I or it's like maybe they just check all the cash to make sure it's not counterfeit. counterfeit. If someone's paying with thousands of dollars in cash only, Someone's paying with thousands of dollars in cash only. But okay. So then the scariest story, I think, comes up. Heather's like, It just doesn't she goes there's stuff stuff. That's just not adding up for that's just not adding up for me. goes a few nights ago, ago. For instance, she goes, I ordered Jen, an Uber from my place to go back to for instance, she goes, I ordered Jen an Uber from my place to go back to hers, I physically put her in the Uber. And little while later, I just happened to check the Uber to see the progress of her trip. And saw that Jen exited the Uber a mile and a half from her house. She was at some random intersection. And got out. Yeah. And she's like, why did she do that? Lisa seems to know something about this cursed Uber ride. That freaks that freaks me out when someone's like There's like a map. Like, I'd get it. it. You're freaked out by like seeing the map, like go all the freaked out by, like, seeing the map. Like, we'll all go all the way and then a random intersection -- Yeah. -- someone disappearing at the intersection. But also just, like, just someone lying yeah, being like Wait. Where did you? Going home, but then you're not going home. And you're having proof. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's like, Jen's not even that good of a it's it's like Jen's not even that of it's creepy. creepy. It's It's creepy. And then Lisa goes, well, she goes that night. Oh, okay. And they're all like, well Was it was it three nights ago? She's like, knows knows. She knows too knows too much. She's basically, like, alluding that Jen had some kind of clandestine meet up with someone either like a male somebody's having an affair with? Or Yeah. Like Or still? Yeah. Or like a I don't know. know. knows something. Whitney goes, oh, if we do not share what we know, we are in danger. Like, Lisa. It's like shut up. just wanna give me a call. You wanna give me the gossip. You're like, give me the gossip. I would be like, Lisa. I would literally like A a tiny gun. Barlow. Barlow? You guys should fucking spilled a bit. Oh. Barlow. Because that is, like, If you don't finish that -- You can't -- just spill a little and then don't finish finish. I would be like, I would be like, you've got a very, I would be like She's gonna spill. I would be like, You've die every day. Oh, we do not share what we are. No. We are in danger. This freaks me out. No. But it creep it really like, what did why did she get out of an Uber? What Uber? This probably, like, meeting up with 27. 27 do what? I don't know. The fucking folks spitballed out how the fuck they're gonna flee from the FBI and homeland security. Or does she, like, not live at her house? Maybe Maybe. I mean, she's a sketchy, sketchy I mean, she's a sketchy sketchy lady. Do you think she, like, doesn't actually live at that? And, like, there's they sleep at, like, another place? I don't know because then they're all there when the when the FBI descended. I just hope that they dismantle all the sketchiness this season, so we get like a full scope of the Shaw. Shaw. really freaks me out when someone's like, I don't know. It just freaks me out 27 know, like lying. No. The but Like, everyone I'm not saying, like, we've all lied, but I'm saying, like, when someone's When someone's life, you pull one string and then it like, all comes apart. And they're like a they're like a fraud. Yeah. With that and there's we live we live in a town where that's like though there's so many fraud. Hearing and like neat I've had friends of friends and people that I've known, like, hung out with in groups that have turned out to be complete frauds. Like, literal talented mister Ripley level. Have, like, defrotted their employers for hundreds of thousands of dollars dollars. And like nothing that they've said about themselves as like, nothing that they've said about themselves is true. I think the longer you're alive, the more likely you are to encounter just a completely fraudulent person. Yeah. Yeah. I just like, I just couldn't be me that someone is capable of like, first of all, being on a national television show where like millions of people are watching them, presenting yourself as this glam, glamazon, like, you know, girl boss of salt lake city and like having drama and getting into fights and like being just like I just couldn't be me. That someone is capable Vail, first of all, being on a national television show where like millions of people are watching them. Presenting yourself as this glam Amazon, like, you know, girl boss of Salt Lake City? And, like, having drama, getting into fights, and, like, being silly, like and then so also just so volatile. So volatile. But I'm like a hot head and talk like you're throwing glasses, you're screaming at people, you're like kind of violent. But that's behavior of someone that's like, putting it all on the line and not hiding anything. But meanwhile, she's probably destroying the lives Vail, like, dozens of dozens of people, maybe hundreds of people for date. Like, that freaks me that is, like, your That's psychotic. That's psychotic, sociopathic. Mhmm. Like, it's just so cunning and creepy and the compartmentalizing. Yeah. And it also is just very much like you care only about your self and your image that comes first and foremost. My mom called me today because why was homeland security there? there? Why were Why were they? And Rob Robert senior also said, well, it she clearly was posed a threat to so, like, was there Well, because probably like hacking. There's probably some sort of like hacking or breach of data or something like that. Or what if Shaw Squad is like gunning it up. Like, what if they're, like, stockpiling weapons? Like, Waco style. I doubt it. She's been training the style squad to, like, She's like They're like a militia. Yeah. She's like had them practice shooting. shooting. That'd be fucking be fucking cool. If everything erupted until, like, full blown Waco. Waco situation on real outsides of Salt Lake City. Well, okay. So really fast. My dad growing up, he his my grandfather knew a guy who, like, would come over for, like, family, friend parties, and he was an insurance salesman. Mhmm. And his wife died in a home invasion. Like, it was a little, like, sketchy how it happened, and then he moved down to the this is like family lore. I don't know if this is I I've tried to look up information, but I think it really and -- Mhmm. -- he moved down to Jersey shore and he was scamming old people. It was like a insurance fraud, like, MLM kind of thing. And some woman caught 27 him and told him she was gonna call the police and he went over and beat her death of the bat, and bat. And then as he was beating her to death, he died of a heart as he was beating her death, he died of a heart attack. And, like, the Vail, the parent this is the part where I'm, like, did that happen to mailman? Apparently, for two days, open the slot to put the mail in in. And he just saw them laying he just saw them laying there, but he thought they were like -- Planning. -- going out. Two days. But Like this that freaks me out that I could get to that point. point. Like Jen could like hire Jen could, like, hire it. Like, you don't know if this was, like, Did she hire a hit on someone? Like, you don't know why Homeland Security was brought in? If she is capable of -- This. -- this. What else is she capable? Love. I wouldn't worry for my safety as, like, a cast number on, like, a -- No. Like, public show. -- how to think about, like, the, like, normal civilians. Yeah. Like, you don't know. Watch your parents, Parents, like make sure your parents don't get duped and frauded by make sure your parents don't get duped and frauded by people. I feel Feel like that like that. Put them off face book could easily happen. Tell your parents to go to everyone should just get their parents off Facebook. Everyone's period should get off Facebook. If you're on Facebook at this point, like, you homeland security should look into you. You're unwell in the worst of ways. But especially as an elderly. We're just an impressionable it's like parents on social media or like children in a way. Yeah. They're, like, very impressionable. Those who have had people call me before, like, the car warranty stuff always, I'm like, is it? What's happening? And then, like, people will call posing as like the IRS. They're just like scammers out there left and right. Someone I know got hacked and they deep faked a video of him like saying that you should invest money with this like crypto person. And there was a there was a video of him where it looked and sounded and and doing all his, like, what? And then he was, like, he did a story like, oh, my god. I'm so sorry. was hacked. Please please. Don't like, and I tacked on Instagram and I messaged like, impact on Instagram. Yeah. And I messaged him him. And I was like, where you just deep, I was like, were you just deep fake? Because I I literally saw that video and was like, what the fuck is he talking about? And he goes, yeah. It was it was like a deep fake. And it literally could I could not tell a difference. Whoa. And he's, like, just like, But I like I saw I was like, wait. Because I don't I mean, I don't know. We're like a queen says we're not really like that RHOSLC, but I know what he looks sounds like. Yeah. like. And I literally saw the video and was like, what is he talking And I literally saw the video and was like, what is he talking about? And then it wouldn't even seem uncanny Vail to you? No. It looked like him. him. It was was terrifying. That's like the future. Oh, yeah. yeah. I'm surprised that deep fakes haven't like taken off in a more real surprised that deep fakes haven't, like, taken off in a more real way. Or, like, I'm way. not even gonna say it. What? But just, like, people getting, like, deep fake to say something like super salacious. Yeah. I'm surprised that that's what I'm exactly talking about. Like, how is that How's that all happened yet? Yeah. Cool. I Yeah. I mean, there have been deep fake videos of like there have been deep fake videos of, like, Obama or whatever. Obama. I know. But, like, I'm talking about, like, just like influencers or, like, you know, celebrities, like, being deep baked into saying something, like, Does this guy did he call homeland security and, like, report that? I don't know. I that? How did they make a deep, fake did they make a deep fake video? I video? It was, we gotta get him on the was We gotta get him on the pod. I got chills seeing this because when I looked I I had it You it. You like, why isn't you? Talking about crypto. it? think there was one there was a part of me that felt that I knew it wasn't real. I think there was, like, that human the part of your brain that can wreck it human like, game recognized, gay like, human recognition. And I think there was small part of me that was Well, you were you picked up on, like, I I was like, this is, is, it felt like almost like you had like a gun pointed out of him or like, this is it felt like almost like you had, like, a gun pointed out of -- Mhmm. -- for something. And I was like, is weird, but it sounded like him. Yeah. And then when I messaged him, he was like, yeah, that was deep fake. So watch guys, watch the fuck out for this. It was it was about, like, Crypto or something. It was -- Yeah. -- clicked on links that you don't know where they come from. Now imagining, like, if you ever see a video of me being, like, invest money with Well, if I saw a video of you talking about crypto, I'd be like Carrie's been Yeah. Sound the alarms. Are you on? Oh, don't deep fake us. Please don't deep fake me even in a funny way. Don't do it in a bad way. Ease, I bag of you. I can't take that. I don't wanna be deep baked. Yeah. I just wanna be deep baked, silly. Silly. Oh. Oh. Not click on links. Oh. You do not share what you know. We are all in danger. Uh-huh. No, sir. danger. you don't share what you know, we are all in great danger, girl. You must share it now. my gosh. Oh my gosh. Gosh. Oh no Wire no. These housewife Jinxha arrested. Wire fraud. I lit and she was I literally have chills. What's her leg out? I was like Usually, it's like the The best day of Whitney's life. Usually, you go, like, oh my god. Old. She's like Oh, I literally have chills. yeah. like, oh, I have chills. I literally have chills. I have chills. Oh. Oh, she goes, oh, no. I've killed. chills. Do you see a you see me? Oh, no. I've sheals. Oh, no. I have oh, no. I have I have you. Hold on literally. chills. I literally have I literally have cheese. I see. If you must check yours. Oh, no. Lisa. Share the information now where we are all doomed girl. She goes a wire fraud. You can You must tell us Clean the manual. Tell us we are in danger. You're in danger, girl. Oh, wire fraud, Oh, no. Lisa, you must tell us all the information you can get now, girl. We are all going down in flames with Jancher, real housewife and Salt Lake City. Jancher, arrested. And she goes, fraud. Fraud. On her. Oh, I have no idea. She's gone from Irish to Russian. Oh, no. Sounds like it's like if I do an impression of Isabella RHOSLC in doesn't become served. But with a baby boy, that's where my Whitney impression is hot. No. And I I took no care of. I have achieved I have cheese. I have cheese Lisa. See, they're doing reality documentary about the Rosalini family. I don't know that. Yeah. Did I 27 I I? Oh, you said, did you see, did you you said, did you see Did you Why follow her in insurance? She's a great 27 follow-up? Yeah. She's impeccable. And apparently her nephew's doing a, like, a documentary about their, like -- Cool. -- crazy family. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I have have cheese. chills. I have I have cheese. Oh, no. I've sheelons. Anyone has any intel Tell us. If you heard anything in the Salt Lake City grapevine -- Email us. -- email us. Oh, please email us. New York, there's a low ticket warning for our New York show on December fifth of the Gramercy Theatre. This is getting You're really selling out Boston and Philly are so rolled out. Done. It's done. It's done. As soon as for real done because there just ain't no more tickets. Yeah. They added a few and then they opened up. We decided 27 open up the tickets that were ours to comp to just anyone else that wanted to kind of sold out pills. Sold out. Sold out grammarously theater -- Almost sold out. -- literally gonna sell out probably by this time next week. So come don't miss it because it's the last time you'll see us in twenty twenty one. And who knows what twenty twenty two has in store for us? Oh. It's hard to say. It's hard to say. It's hard to see in my crystal ball. Cheers. Cheers. Bye. Bye.