Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption (Part 2)Mean Girl Dr. McKay gets so humbled and allows Carter to finally really see Jonas Quinn, the Daniel Jackson who was right under the Gate Gang’s noses all along! He gets a major glow up and kind of saves

S6 E1: The Daniel Auditions

15 days ago 1h 28m

Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he’s still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen. All while being spam

S5 E22: I am Become Death, Destroyer of Thors

29 days ago 1h 15m

Season 5 Episode 22: RevelationsThe most important thing that happens in this episode is seeing a 30,000-year-old Asgard found in stasis on an old ship because remember how they’re degrading from over-cloaning themselves? They HELLA undersold

S5 E21: Why don't you Glow Me!?

Apr 30th, 2024 1h 25m

Season 5 Episode 21: MeridianDaniel Jackson has a pity party extreme all because he’s definitely dying a painful death for having saved a planet Colonic from self-destruction ala naquadria experiments. He definitely does die though. Like, the

S5 E20: Sock it to Me!!?

Apr 16th, 2024 1h 27m

Season 5 Episode 20: The SentinelSo over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy N

S5 E19: Daddy Made Me Wrong!

Mar 26th, 2024 1h 13m

Season 5 Episode 19: Menace We meet the Proto Borg Robot that MADE the Replicators eons ago. She exclaims that DADDY MADE ME WRONG! Daniel doesn't hear any of that ableist nonsense and tries to help her. That and everyone else's (except T

S5 E18: Teal'c has to stop joining Cults, man!

Mar 12th, 2024 1h 14m

Season 5 Episode 18: The WarriorWell, Teal and Bray Bray go see that the Jaffa Rebellion is alive and well in the hands of a charismatic leader, a man who is SUPER into keeping the rebels fed, SUPER loves help from the SGC, and SUPER DUPER ha

S5 E17: With Friends Like the Assguards, You Might Blow up Your Planet

Feb 28th, 2024 1h 14m

Season 5 Episode 17: Fail SafeYou GUYS! The Gate Gang litrally hyperdrives through planet Earth! I didn’t even know they could do that! And it is soooo much smarter than blowing it up. The Gooolds try to sabotage/destroy Earth without openly

S5 E16: Daniel Jackson: Edging Lord

Feb 13th, 2024 1h 24m

Season 5 Episode 16: The Last StandYeah, that’s right, Deej continues to come close to murdering some System Lords only to back off at the last minute, ruining the whole situation. Very Frustrating! Small compensation at least that he totally

S5 E15: Never Send a Daniel Jackson to do a Seargent Jackson's Work

Jan 30th, 2024 1h 24m

Season 5 Episode 15: SummitFor the love of fuck, every time I watch this episode I get detonate-the-bomb blue balls. DJ is a horrible kill-all-the-system-lords tease. Zipacna, the coolest Gooldie of them all, is at least getting some work do

S5 E14: I Liked the One with Eddie Murphy Better

Jan 16th, 2024 1h 29m

Season 5 Episode 14: 48 hoursTeal’c is buffering. Literally. Like, he’s operating from an AOL CD, so we won’t see him but for the first and final three seconds of the episode. It has also come to the attention of these dear pod hosts that th

S5 E13: Training Drills All the Way Down

Jan 3rd, 2024 1h 16m

Season 5 Episode 13: Proving GroundListen. Look. These cadets are almost like having a kid leading the episode. It’s whatever, but for some reason the SG-C is designing elaborate scenarios to get the Big Top Boy cadet to pass the training eve

S5 E12:The Best Episode of SG-1 Ever!

Dec 19th, 2023 1h 46m

Season 5 Episode 12: Wormhole X-TremeI know the one where Sam and MacNeil basically express their romantic love for each other because they’re separated by a goooold shield wall thingy and think they’re dying is also good, OK. But in this ep

S5 E11: The Five-Nine Feisty Lady!

Dec 5th, 2023 1h 28m

Season 5 Episode 11: Desperate MeasuresJack’s real bestie is back in town baybee! Hutch. Or Starsky. Carter cannot literally not even catch a break! She is kidnapped leaving the gym, a fantastic reason to never work out. Or leave the house. A

S5 E10: Boring Boren’s Iron-Boring Barn!

Nov 21st, 2023 1h 29m

Season 5 Episode 10: 2001Hey y'all, remember in the Episode "2010" when the note that got through the gate was O'Neil's. Not Daniel's, not Sam's, but Macguver's quite minimalistic, "DON'T GO HERE!" followed by the planet number.Well, tur

S5 E9: Help us SG-1 Kenobi

Nov 8th, 2023 1h 31m

Season 5 Episode 9: Can you even?! These sanctimonious Tolan dicks (who let’s not forget know how to separate gooooolds from hosts but keep it to themselves and help like, um no one) continue to demonstrate that they are selfish little twats.

S5 E8: McNeil Versus McComrade

Oct 31st, 2023 1h 25m

Season 5 Episode 8: The TombIn this Fraggle Rock/SG-1 crossover from Hell, the Gate Gang and their Russian pals get chased (and in some cases horrifically killed) by the grossest Fraggle. Luckily one Russian survives to prove that SG-1 didn’

S5 E7: Some of My Best Friends are Domesticated!

Oct 24th, 2023 1h 17m

Season 5 Episode 7: Beast of BurdenSooooo, remember in like episode four of this whole entire series when Daniel Jackson was like maybe rape is just part of their way of life and we definitely shouldn’t intervene in this one happening right i

S5 E6: Electric COVID

Oct 10th, 2023 1h 14m

Season 5 Episode 6: Rite of PassageRemember that little alien kid who is also human and was also a big bomb that only love could disarm? Somehow she is 16! What! What’s the passage-of-time sitch on this show? Very soap operatic at the moment.

S5 E5: Are the Amish Cowboys Quakers or Vikings?

Oct 3rd, 2023 1h 21m

Season 5 Episode 5: Red SkyWOOF, did the Gate Gang ever fuck up. They’ve punched a whole in someone’s sun and now the whole planet of like 30 people is dying but refusing to relocate. I mean, more people would fit in a city bus, but OK sure,

S5 E4: Whose Friend is Imaginary Now MacNeill!!

Sep 20th, 2023 1h 10m

Season 5 Episode 4: The Fifth ManRemember last week when MacNeill acted like Sam was loonsaroony for having an invisible stalker? Ha! Now he’s risking his whole life for his good buddy who isn’t really real but should be because ay ai ai, hav

S5 E3: Fun-Sized Gate

Sep 12th, 2023 1h 22m

Season 5 Episode 3: AscensionCan we talk about this situation with Sam’s boyfriends? Like, super advanced, super down to die for her, super fucking creepy. This one is the most. Meanwhile her true lover boy MacNeill is treating her like she’

S5 E2: Has Anyone Ever Told You You Should Smile Less

Sep 5th, 2023 1h 16m

Season 5 Episode 2: ThresholdYikes. Mean Teal’c is one grinny mother fucker. He pretends to be back to his old cool self just to try to take out MacNeill, LOL! Hold on to your britches, because this is a fucking Bra’tac episode, hooooray. It’

S5 E1: Toto, I Don’t Think We’re in Beautiful British Columbia Anymore

Aug 29th, 2023 1h 11m

Season 5 Episode 1: EnemiesSo check it, all of the gate gang plus Papa of the Year J-Mac are stranded in the…unspecified quadrant of some different galaxy! Shit snacks! Apop is there as well, obvi, but dude has lost his rizz! What a fucking d

S4 E22: I am Tannith, Hear Me Smirk!!

Aug 8th, 2023 1h 3m

Season 4 Episode 22: ExodusGet ready for some action in a galaxy far, far away as Daniel Skywalker, Jack Solo, and Princess Carter plan to do some real wack shit to the Empire of Apophis. From blowing up stars, to resettling whole populations