Best friends and functioning alcoholics Molly Schroeder and Michael Morimoto become lucid enough once a week to discuss their minor grievances and pet peeves, all of which incite them to drink. Shall we pray? Podcast provides the comedic relief you need during those times you "literally just can't" and you don't really want to talk to your boyfriend about it just yet.

Download for the debauchery. Subscribe for the tangents. And above all else, stay hydrated to stay drunk.