In this episode our genius shines, instead of talking about boobs we plan our pitch to Netflix with the thrilling tales of a grown up Horrid Henry. Enjoy xo

Episode 7 - Crack, Slap and Cum

Apr 3rd, 2022 40m 22s

You saw the title... what more do you expect?

Episode 6 - The "Icks"

Mar 26th, 2022 47m 3s

Your three favourite political boys go from kid cartoons and icks to eating the rich, the classic love story.

Episode 5 - Milk Munchers

Mar 20th, 2022 44m 37s

Pushing boundaries once again, listen to the end to see how we answer the crucial question... why is a kebab shop not a chippy? Is it obvious.... maybe

Episode 4 - Gaviscon: Battle Royale

Mar 13th, 2022 48m 50s

"gaming" - Danny DeVito, 2009.

Episode 3 - DAIM TIME!

Mar 5th, 2022 43m 42s

It's Daim time!

Episode 2 - Johnny Knoxville and the cock of friendship

Feb 26th, 2022 45m 22s

Making friends in random places can be tricky, but the boys have a method you won't hear anywhere else...

Episode 1 - Guinea Pig Poo - The Dong Ding Diet

Feb 19th, 2022 43m 44s

The Boys are Back! And this time... not much has changed. This time we spend a concerning amount of time talking about guinea pig droppings and a post-apocalyptic world where doorbells go 'Dong Ding' and not 'Ding Dong'... hold on to your butts

Episode 18 - Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Yorkie™

Jul 11th, 2021 1h 8m

Not a sponsor…aha unless? This is the one where we review scran, branding and bootleg restaurants. Truly top tier content for some niche audience out there, presumably.

Episode 17 - Did your dad die and become a snowman!?

Jun 11th, 2021 1h 7m

Johnny Vegas has successed in turning Las Vegas into MONKE. His next master plan? Turning your dead dad into a snowman.

Episode 16 - Pornus Hubus

May 28th, 2021 50m 58s

Guilty pleasures, Shania Twain and horny graffiti from times long past... Just another day for the boys. Check out our latest episode as we explain what these three things have in common... or don't.

Episode 15 - Touching Base

May 21st, 2021 58m 49s

Would you look at that? 15 episodes in! We've covered raccoon balls to rip-off ET movies, but we covered... US! Let's remove the veil of reality and touch base with your favourite shambled eggs.

Episode 14 - Wac and Pee

May 14th, 2021 1h 4m

It's finally here! Our crappy movie, chosen by you guys, is getting the shambled eggs treatment. The Mysterious Alien Creature may not have blessed your viewing pleasure, so let us take you through the coke filled world of Mac and Me.

Episode 13 - Labyrinth come in

May 7th, 2021 59m 16s

Ali, Ethan and Richard slows things down, wind back the clock and dive into the silver screen and discuss their thoughts on movies and game shows. All in time for our big movie review episode coming soon.

Episode 12 - Drunk Eggcounters

Apr 30th, 2021 55m 29s

click click click... is it a secret message in morse code? or just a group of friends talking about crazy, drunk encounters whilst playing minecraft? WHO KNOWS?!? Listen and find out.

Episode 11 - Eggs vs Zombies

Apr 24th, 2021 1h 6m

Plan schmlan, who needs it. Join us as we attempt to cover the topic of apocolypse scenarios but instead end up going down many rabbit holes of sporadic nonsensical conversation. Maybe our brains are already melting as we transition into zombeg

Episode 10 - The Bald and the Brave

Apr 16th, 2021 59m 9s

Hold onto your butts! Here we are, 10 episodes in and boy howdy are you in for a... something! Ready for a rollercoaster episode? LEAD THE WAY JASON STATHAM!

Episode 9 - Eggspiracy

Apr 9th, 2021 1h 1m

oooowee, time to get your detective hats on because we are about to become people who follow clues to figure things out that people don't want figured out... We forget what they're called.

Episode 8 - Shit Talk

Apr 2nd, 2021 57m 17s

Toilet humour, always there for you when the plan goes down the drain... Get it? Drain?... Like toilet drain? ah whatever.

Episode 7 - Male Privilege

Mar 26th, 2021 58m 24s

Taking a step back from our usual antics, the boys discuss the growing concern of women's safety, here in the uk, alongside 'Institutional Misogyny' within our society.

Episode 6 - Is Your Uber Driver a Bionicle??

Mar 19th, 2021 59m 7s

Ever wondered why your uber driver is swerving all over the place? Or how New Zealand has done so well during the pandemic? Well, the boys might just have the answer.

Episode 5 - Eggs vs Nature

Mar 12th, 2021 59m 14s

Mother Nature better watch her back as the Eggs discuss animal domination.

Episode 4 - Nostalgia

Mar 5th, 2021 44m 24s

Come join us as we take a trip down memory lane and relive the good ol' days.

Episode 3 - GodzillaGate

Feb 26th, 2021 47m 10s

Listen as we discuss the greatest possible showdowns you could imagine.

Episode 2 - The Mandela Lasagna

Feb 19th, 2021 41m 47s

There's more on the menu today - come have a listen as we ask Tom Hardy to dinner, accurately translate dolphin script and relive our times in retail.