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11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

Released Tuesday, 12th December 2023
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11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

11 - The Golden Pince-Nez - Part Three

Tuesday, 12th December 2023
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here on Spotify. Previously

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on Sherlock & Co. There's

1:27

been a murder. 19 years old.

1:29

Willoughby Smith. My shift ends at 5am,

1:31

so when the rest of the force will be back,

1:33

you just need to work out everything you can at

1:35

that time. What's some sudden alarm? 4.55am. These

1:38

are saviours of God. They believe that

1:40

Koram is enshrined with some sort of

1:42

authority from God. They practice

1:44

a very strict way of life, closed

1:47

off from the outside world, no girls,

1:49

no temptation, no society. Anyway, I

1:52

made it to the crime scene and yeah,

1:54

he stabbed in the neck

1:56

in the old Koram's bedroom. Koram

1:58

is planning something huge. A human

2:00

sacrifice. A

2:02

somebody with a pair of basic gardening

2:04

secateurs and size six feet in this

2:06

corridor. No other entry point but the

2:09

back door. The back door fed by

2:11

the pathway to Jettam Road. Saviour Willoughby

2:13

died in your arms. I

2:15

tried to stop it, the blood. Nobody

2:18

from the dormitories, the front lobby or

2:20

the central hallway came running. Er,

2:23

no. Elder Corum, I hope you don't

2:25

mind if I jump next to your bed. Absolutely.

2:27

The book, The Golden Planet.

2:30

If you happen to run into any police officers before

2:32

we do, inform them that the

2:34

murder weapon has been returned to your desk. What?

2:38

The letter opener there. Er,

2:41

what was that? Did he throw something out the

2:43

window? He did indeed. Right,

2:45

what was it? Our

2:47

mystic dormit. Well,

2:56

look at you, you handsome devil. You made it to the final part

2:58

of the golden pants, nay. Congratulations.

3:02

Your reward? A

3:04

little bit of swearing? Some depictions

3:07

of violence? Also sexual references?

3:10

Yep, you heard that right. Wee bit of

3:12

just general dread, heartbreak,

3:16

sadness, sex,

3:18

rage and just, yeah,

3:22

just the whole spectrum of, erm, of

3:26

shit, really. So strap

3:28

in, make yourself a cup of

3:30

tea or, yeah, and see you

3:32

on the other side. Bugger

3:42

it. What are you looking for?

3:45

The footprint. They're right there.

3:47

Not those ones. Well,

3:49

what one? What? I

3:52

said, what one? The

3:54

ones leaving the property. What?

3:58

The ones leaving the property. property. Now

4:00

I know what you said, I just

4:02

meant what, as in like, what

4:05

do you mean? Right,

4:09

lovely. Well I'm going to finish my shout

4:11

outs from earlier. Simon

4:13

Ashby, sorry about that, I said your name

4:16

and then Hopkins knocked on the

4:18

door, didn't he? So Simon

4:20

Ashby and his son, our

4:22

youngest fan, Arlo Ashby, two

4:24

years old. So

4:27

that's good. Shout out to

4:29

Jelly, hi Jelly, Raymond Quark, another

4:31

great name. Oh

4:34

God, I'm getting rain on my phone, I

4:36

can't see. Sam

4:38

Townen, John from

4:40

Canada, Ash Emery

4:43

Sage the barista, thanks for the

4:45

coffee recommendation. Jiggly

4:48

Cheesecake from a very small village

4:50

in Wisconsin. Shout

4:53

out here for M from south of

4:55

the river and Henri from north of

4:57

the river. What time is it? It's

5:01

3am. One hour and 55 minutes

5:03

to solve it. Yeah, alright, fair

5:05

enough. Right, guess that's a lot of

5:08

shout outs, so we should aim for an hour 40, just

5:10

to be safe. Ok, we'll do

5:12

what? We'll solve

5:14

it. You're

5:16

going to solve the whole thing in an hour and 40 minutes. Yes.

5:21

Alright then. Oh

5:50

God. Wow.

6:01

Yes, beautiful this. Yes,

6:05

it is rather nice. Sherlock

6:08

and I are in the chapel on the

6:10

grounds of Yoxley Old Place. There's

6:12

candles everywhere. It's

6:16

quite something. It's like

6:18

the final scene of Romeo and

6:20

Juliet. Hopefully less tragic

6:23

though. What are you doing? Sitting.

6:29

Thank you. Any

6:35

thoughts on the golden pants, nay? Hmm,

6:39

some. Mmm. Mmm.

6:44

Pants, nay. Those

6:46

little glasses without the earpieces. Just

6:50

sit on your nose. Like

6:52

Morpheus. Who

6:55

is Morpheus? Oh, he's

6:57

in The Matrix. He's

6:59

in the what? The

7:02

Matrix. This is a film, isn't it? It

7:05

is, yes. And is

7:07

it relevant? No, then shush. What

7:14

did you mean about the footprints? The

7:16

other footprints, he said. There's footprints heading

7:18

into the property, but not

7:20

out of it. So, the

7:23

killer is still here. The

7:26

likeliest scenario? Yes. Less

7:29

likely is that our killer has hidden their escape

7:32

so effectively I cannot see it. But

7:34

even then, they can't

7:36

be a proficient killer. They can't.

7:40

If you want my opinion, it

7:43

looked from the pictures, and

7:45

definitely from the amount of blood in the

7:47

room, that the killer hit the carotid artery.

7:51

Yes. Which Hollywood movies would say... Oh,

7:54

movies, Watson. No, look, popular

7:57

culture would say a wound like that is the sign

7:59

of the clinic. and ruthless killer. Yeah,

8:02

but in my

8:04

experience it's an easy shot.

8:06

In fact, it's hard not to hit

8:08

them. There are a big delta

8:10

of arteries on both sides of the neck

8:12

and... Go on. Well,

8:15

you know, the more squeamish

8:17

or, I don't know, reluctant

8:19

the killer, the more they would try to

8:22

avoid the center, the thyroid. You know, it's

8:24

often depicted as some sort of blood-spurting

8:27

epicenter, but it's not. Also,

8:29

it feels less personal to strike the side which

8:32

is where the arteries are. Excellent,

8:34

Watson. We're on the same

8:36

page. The police will

8:38

be distracted by the small blade and

8:40

its application which seems so clinical and

8:42

ruthless, but it's far from that.

8:45

The blade was never planned to be

8:47

used. How do you know? Because

8:50

it belonged to Elder Corum, and

8:53

it was merely a decorative letter opener. A

8:56

knife is such an easy weapon to obtain

8:58

if you wanted to enter a property to

9:00

stab someone to death. Bringing a knife along

9:02

would be the least complicated part of your

9:04

plan. An assassin does

9:06

not come unarmed. Do

9:10

you have any suspects in mind? PCSO

9:13

Hopkins is more emotional than he

9:15

should be, but I'll forgive that.

9:18

Elder Corum is... A weirdo. Well, yes,

9:20

but also unnervingly jubilant about the death

9:22

of a young man. Unnerving

9:25

even for you. Wow. Then

9:27

there's Saviour Talton. What

9:29

about him? He lied, Watson,

9:32

or he hid the truth for a period of

9:34

time. And why did he

9:37

not mention the final words of Saviour

9:39

Willoughby as remembered by Elder Corum? Do

9:42

you think he's lying about the woman thing? It

9:44

was she. Hopkins thinks it's a cop-out. And

9:47

I would agree with Hopkins women aren't

9:49

exactly valued here, or

9:51

in most places of worship. It

9:53

would be a convenient decoy to protect your

9:56

followers. But...

9:59

the feet... The

10:01

feet. Size 6. The

10:04

footsteps on the pathway. Saviour

10:06

Tarleton said that some younger members

10:08

reside on the property, but no

10:10

locations would have them entering eastwards

10:12

from Chatham Road. The

10:14

chances of an adult male with a size

10:17

6 shoe are... Don't look at me, I

10:19

don't bloody know. Very slim. As

10:21

was the footprint. Men's shoes tend

10:23

to be wider. Willoughby's final words

10:26

point towards a female killer and our

10:28

footprints on the pathway point towards a

10:30

female intruder. I

10:33

believe him. Who? Corham.

10:37

That he heard those words. It was she. I

10:40

don't think he has it in him to lie, first off. Especially

10:43

not that close to death. And

10:45

he can't be delirium, I don't think. Watson

10:48

the man is very ill. If

10:50

Elder Corham was living with chronic

10:52

obstructive pulmonary disease, like,

10:54

well, a normal person would, he'd

10:56

be using a BiPAP at night. What is

10:58

that? Bi-Level Positive Airway Pressure Machine. You know,

11:01

you wear a mask and the machine can

11:03

help regulate your breathing at night, but... He

11:05

didn't have one. You know, and at

11:08

this advanced stage, that's quite a step

11:10

to take. You

11:12

think the illness is fake? No,

11:15

he just wants to die. I

11:18

saw no medication around him, so I think

11:20

we're dealing with a faith-based approach to his

11:22

condition. If he's got no meds,

11:25

the chances of delirious hallucinations and hearing

11:27

some phantom words and stuff, it's... It's

11:31

unlikely. Very

11:33

good, Watson. Sad

11:36

though. Really? Is

11:39

it? Well, yeah. I

11:42

mean, look, he can do whatever he

11:44

wants, but everyone deserves people to miss them when

11:46

they're dead. My mum told

11:48

me that I had some old schoolmates gutted because they thought

11:50

I was dead, and... It

11:52

made me feel quite good, to be honest. You know, like

11:54

a little peak into... I

11:57

don't know... faith? By

12:00

its nature, Watson, is

12:02

irrational. No,

12:05

I don't think so. Then

12:07

you're wrong. People

12:11

just want each other. They

12:14

just want community. That's

12:16

it. That's all it is. It

12:20

can be a football team, a

12:22

religion, a conspiracy theory, a job,

12:24

anything. It's

12:26

the people they're in it for, ultimately. If they

12:28

can keep the us versus them under control and

12:31

let other people be, then... Yeah,

12:34

they just want to be with people. And

12:36

if they need a special something that binds them all

12:38

together, then that's okay. Unless

12:41

it's Bristol Rovers. Was

12:45

that a Swindon town, Joe? Ha!

12:47

Yes! Yes! Well

12:50

done, mate! Well

12:52

done. Yeah, I didn't think you'd

12:54

get it. Heh

12:58

heh. The

13:04

final thing. The

13:07

Golden Pantsnay. Go on.

13:10

It was all in French. I

13:13

gave El decorum a relatively well-known French phrase and

13:15

he didn't know what I was talking about. Hmm.

13:20

The Golden Pantsnay.

13:23

Ah, here it is. Here what is?

13:25

Found it here. Audio book. English version.

13:29

Listen to it. I'll be back in an

13:31

hour. Sherlock, we don't have much time. I must be sure.

13:33

What? Be sure of what? That

13:36

the killer is still here. Bloody

13:40

hell. Nope. Uh...

13:47

The Golden Pantsnay. Download

13:50

audio. The

13:58

Golden Pantsnay. by Julian

14:00

Pazor, English language

14:03

version. Shut up, get on with it. Chapter 1.

14:06

Awake. The winter

14:08

solitude was approaching, and

14:10

Rien felt the night's closing around her.

14:13

Each evening, the dark embrace became sooner

14:16

than the last. The gas

14:18

lamps barely reached the Canal, said

14:20

Mother, as she weaved through

14:23

the crowds. The ten thousandth decimal had

14:25

been the home of her father's family,

14:27

even through the revolutions. But

14:30

Paris was changing. 1904

14:32

felt a hundred lifetimes since

14:34

Napoleon the bird. To

14:36

Adrienne, these were the stories

14:38

of the history she had learned from school as

14:41

a young girl. Now, choosing

14:44

a woman, Paris. The

14:53

candlelight's flames ducked and weaved

14:56

around their wings. He

14:59

approached. He removed his

15:01

golden pantsnay from the bridge of his

15:03

nose, and placed them on

15:05

her night table. He

15:07

came closer. Each step

15:10

another item was formed. The

15:12

glasses, the shoes, the

15:14

jackets, the collider, the

15:16

jacket. Hey,

15:19

hey, uhm, Sherlock's tab. How's

15:22

the uhm, I've eliminated the possibilities.

15:25

The killer must be here. The

15:28

dormitories witnessed nothing. Heard nothing.

15:31

In fact, they were not disturbed until

15:33

now. Sherlock, it's

15:36

4.15 in the morning. Did you wake them up?

15:38

I did indeed. And, right,

15:41

what happened? A bunch of clueless,

15:44

innocent boys, each one of them more

15:46

indoctrinated than the last. You told

15:48

them about Willoughby, didn't you? Mm-hmm.

15:51

How did you break the news? I just said,

15:54

Savior Willoughby has been violently murdered, this is

15:56

a crime scene. Come forward if you know

15:58

anything. Right, okay. In future,

16:00

how about I break the news regarding brutal murders

16:02

to friends and families of the deceased, okay? Absolutely,

16:05

Watson, no problem at all. Tell me of

16:07

the Golden Pants name. I think

16:09

it's like, must, constant.

16:11

Right, yeah. Er,

16:14

yeah, mate. It's, erm,

16:17

so it's about this girl, Adrienne.

16:19

Mm-hmm. Er,

16:22

she lives in France in, in like the

16:24

early 1900s. In

16:26

Paris, I think. And

16:29

you know, it's, it's really, it's really an interesting portrayal

16:31

of life. Yeah, you

16:33

fell asleep, didn't you? Yes. Yeah,

16:36

but look, I'm pulling an all-nighter here, you know,

16:38

and you've asked me to listen to some French

16:40

literature for God's s- goodness sake. You

16:43

may as well have slipped me a

16:45

bloody valor. Watson, the Golden Pants name

16:47

is central to the entire case! I

16:50

know, I'm sorry, but I- Adrienne's underwear

16:52

slipped below her trembling knees as Mateo's

16:54

bite clenched softly on her nipples. Oh

16:56

dear. This is not the time and

16:59

certainly not the place. Please, you don't want me to

17:01

listen to it! I asked you to listen to the

17:03

Golden Pants. Ayo groaned as his erection was freed

17:05

from the linen chamber of his

17:07

paws. Help me, Watson,

17:09

mate, a bloody stop! Ryan, this

17:12

call's populated with dis- Hiya,

17:14

hi, hi there. Who are

17:16

these? The youngest saviour

17:18

from the dorm stories. What

17:20

are they doing here? They've come

17:22

to the chapel to recognise his

17:25

passing. They're

17:57

coming to the chapel to recognise his passing. Sherlock,

18:21

we don't have much time. Yes,

18:23

I'm nearly there. Nearly there is just going

18:25

to have to be enough, isn't it? Patience, Watson.

18:27

It's about being arrested when the actual police

18:29

arrive, so I think the panic is warranted.

18:39

Panic? Panic?

18:42

Panic? What are you talking about? Where

18:44

are you going? To El

18:46

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18:49

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20:51

Hold out. No,

20:53

you hurry up. It's

20:55

getting light. Leaps are going to be here any bloody

20:57

minute. Hence the

20:59

reason to hurry up. In

21:03

here. Mr.

21:07

Holmes, Elder Corn

21:09

was sleeping. Yes, and I would like

21:11

to do the same shortly. Excuse me.

21:13

Thank you. No, no. Excuse

21:16

me. You can't go

21:18

in there. Hello

21:28

again, Elder Corrin. What

21:34

time is it? What

21:37

time is it? Uh, four

21:41

30. Excellent. Just enough

21:43

time. Save your Talton. Could

21:45

you join us? Thank you

21:47

ever so. What's

21:50

going on? Elder Corrin, whilst I realize

21:52

that you frame death in slightly different

21:54

terms to myself and society, generally you'll

21:57

be relieved to learn that savior will

21:59

be still. saved your life. An

22:05

intruder who entered the property from the

22:07

eastern wing pathway that heads out to

22:09

Chatham Road had planned to smother you

22:11

in your sleep. With

22:15

that pillow there. This pillow.

22:18

My pillow. That's correct. But

22:20

I had a knife. A

22:27

far from ideal murder weapon if your target is

22:29

an elderly dying man, don't you think? A

22:32

man in your condition expiring in the night

22:34

would be met with celebration both within and

22:36

outside these walls. Suffocation would

22:39

have prompted no police investigation, no

22:41

suspicion of any murder, just nature

22:43

or God or whatever taking its

22:45

course. The knife, your

22:48

letter opener, was used hastily as self-defense

22:50

due to an attack on the intruder

22:52

from Saviour Willoughby. The intruder broke open

22:55

that back door, probably under a rolling

22:57

thunder, entered this room and approached your

22:59

bed. Only

23:01

then was she stopped by Willoughby,

23:04

who lodges just above here. She?

23:07

Yes. She. Mr Holmes.

23:10

Ah, PCSO Hopkins, excellent timing.

23:13

The details, please. It's,

23:15

erm, it... The

23:19

car belongs to Mrs Anna Talton. Talton!

23:23

Mrs Anna Talton, owner

23:25

of a light blue Volkswagen Polo, currently

23:27

parked on Chatham Road. That's enough. No,

23:30

it's not enough, actually. It gets better.

23:32

Saviour Talton heard the scream of Saviour

23:34

Willoughby and entered this room to see

23:36

his own mother holding the body of

23:38

his fatally wounded friend. She entered via

23:40

the eastern pathway and removed her muddy

23:42

shoes on the doormat that this young

23:44

man has since discarded. Stop it, please.

23:46

Anna Talton, like many parents, friends and

23:49

family members of the Saviours, how is

23:51

it caused within Yoxley Old Place, had

23:53

wished you dead for some time, Elder Corrin?

23:56

She and many residents of Halton Green had wanted the

23:58

spell you hold over their loved ones to be... finally

24:00

broken. Upon knowing of your illness she

24:02

has been waiting for your demise, and

24:04

you have lingered on in life, and

24:06

your influence has reached deeper into the

24:08

community. Then a rumour,

24:11

an unstoppable toxic seep of dark

24:13

gossip surfaced in Halton Green. Human

24:17

sacrifice, the sacrificing

24:19

of saviours to serve the forces of heaven.

24:22

The mother, fearing for her son, finally acted,

24:25

and it was young Willoughby that stopped her.

24:28

The pillow was tossed to the ground,

24:30

they fought and wrestled silently until Anna

24:32

Toulton located a blade and plunged it

24:34

into the carotid artery of saviours Willoughby.

24:38

Then, then

24:41

he screamed. It was

24:43

not his scream, it was

24:45

Anna's. As my

24:47

companion pointed out to me the attack was

24:49

clumsy, most likely meant to defend herself and

24:51

at most wound and panic saviours Willoughby into

24:53

submission so she could escape. Knowing

24:56

that artery would have caused very sudden blood loss.

24:59

Fatal for Willoughby but very traumatic for Mrs

25:02

Talton if she intended just the flesh with

25:06

her. Have the police found her? No, but

25:08

I have. I thought

25:10

you were the police? No, just

25:13

impersonating them. Oh, so

25:17

you found her? Yes, you

25:19

have. Mm-hmm. Le

25:21

Ponce n' Dornay, Elder Quarrens.

25:24

Have you read it? Mm-hmm. Yes,

25:27

exactly. Earlier I uttered a French

25:29

expression your way, you seem confused, so you

25:31

don't speak the language. So why on earth,

25:33

on this bookshelf, stacked with profound

25:36

theology and heavenly wonderments would a

25:38

French novel be there? And

25:41

why, given the foundational principles of

25:43

your religious experiment here, would it

25:45

contain passages such as this? Doctor?

25:49

Is testicles pulsated with desire?

25:52

No. Is that within her heart? Just, you cannot

25:54

breathe. No! No! Is

25:58

penis sued and... But

26:02

why, Elder Corrum, was this erotic French

26:05

novel on the floor? I

26:07

don't know. I

26:11

would never have read this material. Oh

26:14

lord, oh lord,

26:17

please. I

26:19

have been deceived. No,

26:22

Elder Corrum. I

26:24

was deceived by Saviour Talton

26:26

here. So I will

26:29

ask you again, Saviour Talton, as I asked

26:31

you at a quarter past midnight this evening.

26:37

Is this a chimney cavity? No.

26:41

But you told me that it was

26:43

your belief that this was a chimney

26:45

cavity. Was that a belief, or was

26:47

it a lie? It

26:49

was a lie. So what is it,

26:51

Saviour Talton? Why does

26:54

this bookshelf adorned walls seem to

26:56

block sound, including the scream of

26:58

your own mother? Because

27:01

it's a panic room.

27:04

A panic room? The Golden

27:06

Pansne is a dummy, fitted

27:08

by an impudent local contractor to

27:10

conceal a handle. Nothing more.

27:14

As the hatred towards Elder Corrum and

27:16

the Saviours of God grew, the need

27:18

for such a facility became increasingly necessary.

27:22

Panic rooms by their nature are very well hidden. What

27:25

you will struggle to hide, however, is

27:27

high density reinforced concrete atop Edwardian foundations

27:29

which have no brick footings. Not to

27:32

worry. You distribute the weight

27:34

across the room to prevent localized subsidence.

27:37

Hence, where there is concrete under these

27:39

floorboards. See? No

27:41

squeak. And no

27:43

concrete under the floorboards at your end, Elder

27:45

Corrum. See? Rather

27:49

squeaky now, aren't they? I just... You

27:51

wanted your mum to be safe. Yeah. Look,

27:55

if she knows what she did to

27:57

Willoughby... She does not know. Oh,

28:00

Saviour tartan, she

28:02

is behind thick steel-lined concrete with state-of-the-art

28:04

soundproofing, hence why not a single soul

28:06

the other side of this wall heard

28:09

her scream. Doctor,

28:12

you'll see where this book was removed from. There's

28:14

a small brass handle that resembles

28:16

a wall bracket. Yeah,

28:20

I see it. Pull it for

28:22

me. Please, please don't

28:24

do this. Elder

28:36

Corum, Mrs Anna Tarleton. Mrs

28:38

Anna Tarleton. No! Elder

28:40

Corum. No, please! It's your life!

28:43

It's a boy's life! He is not, Mrs

28:45

Tarleton, thanks to you. No! Sherlock.

28:48

No! Mum, mum, mum,

28:50

it's going to be okay. It's

28:52

okay. And that,

28:55

Elder Corum, is how one

28:58

should respond to a young man's premature death.

29:01

Good night. Give the Heavenly

29:03

Father my best when you see him. 4.55am,

29:11

we better head off. Are

30:06

you okay, sir? You

30:10

see her so

30:13

often. Are you alright,

30:16

mate? Mm-hmm.

30:22

Just, uh, not

30:25

the suspect you were hoping for. That's

30:28

right, yeah. Same.

30:44

Feel free to have a nap, Dr

30:46

Watson. No, I, um... Mind

30:51

is kinda racing right now. Of

30:54

course. What? Sherlock,

30:56

on the other hand, don't think I've known him to sleep

30:59

so peacefully. He's... brilliant,

31:02

isn't he? Yeah. He's

31:07

on it. Oh,

31:26

hello. You

31:38

been out on the town, love? Uh,

31:41

not really. Just working. Hey, Archie.

31:44

Good boy. Working for the army? No, I'm not in

31:46

the army. Good night, Watson. Good work. Night,

31:49

mate. Well done. Night, Mrs Watson.

31:51

Good night, love. I

31:54

might, um... I might take

31:56

a quick sleep myself, mate. If

32:00

that's alright. Oh yeah, don't worry about

32:02

me my darling, I can make myself busy. Hmm,

32:04

I won't be long. Just, um,

32:08

haven't slept and, uh, yeah,

32:10

need a power nap or

32:12

something. So, yeah,

32:15

then I'll not take you an archie round Regent's Park if

32:17

you have to. Go on you, go, go, sleep,

32:19

for goodness sake. Hi. Hey.

32:23

I heard you come back. Morning, Carol. Hello, lovely.

32:26

Do you want a cup of tea? Oh,

32:28

no, no, no, don't worry, I'm fine. Um, are you

32:31

fine, John? Yeah,

32:33

we're okay. Just tired.

32:36

Solved? Solved, yep. Okay.

32:40

We'll talk about it later. Yeah, it sounds

32:42

good. Oh, I

32:44

sent you an email. It's just a docu-sign

32:46

thing. Oh, right. Uh, let me... Nope,

32:49

nope. You go to sleep. You can look

32:51

at it later. No, it's okay, we'll just take two seconds.

32:54

The sex was everything Adrienne had wished him was.

32:56

The orgasm, together, admits

32:59

the panting and groans of passion and love and pain.

33:01

Turn off, turn off! I'm

33:04

gonna... Yes, yep, yep. What

33:10

book is that? Nope. Hey,

33:13

everybody! What

33:25

do you think of that editing? Yeah,

33:27

I faded the sound of the choir into the...

33:33

Yeah, I mean, come on, that was good. Right,

33:37

that was good. Yeah? Yeah.

33:39

Yeah, anyway, I

33:42

hope you enjoyed the golden pants, nay. Sorry

33:44

about all the... Yeah,

33:48

the sexual stuff.

33:51

That was unplanned. And I

33:53

totally appreciate that that might put some people off. But

33:57

hey, we're back in my bedroom, so certainly no chance

33:59

of any sexual references. answers now. Yeah,

34:04

so please get

34:06

in touch. I've loved reading your

34:08

messages and questions, as Sherlock.

34:13

That's a lie. That's a lie. He's not

34:15

interested at all. But you know, I like

34:17

it. So yeah, give

34:20

the show five stars when you can.

34:22

Follow me on Twitter at DocJWatsonMD, all

34:24

one word, Doc J

34:26

Watson, M.D. And

34:28

yeah, take care and I'll

34:30

see you next week. Shit,

34:32

God! Bloody hell, were you in

34:34

here this whole time? Yes. Do

34:37

you need these shoelaces? Ah, what?

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