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John, I did it. Uh,
1:53
do I just hit stop or? Sherlock
2:00
and Co. You're a thief, aren't
2:02
you Mr. Clay? Are you
2:04
familiar with Sherlock Holmes and
2:07
Dr. John Watson? Mr.
2:09
Clay. No bloody
2:12
comment. The actual movie.
2:15
All the actors, the talent agency,
2:17
the red-headed lead, Duncan Ross, his
2:19
IMDB page, everything disappeared
2:22
after just two weeks. Yeah, if
2:24
you were trying to get his attention, you can't like
2:26
appeal to his bank balance. You've got to appeal to
2:29
his heart. And I
2:31
guess this world means a lot to him. Next door is an
2:33
investment bank. That says it
2:35
all. Honestly, I mean usually renting
2:37
something out like this, that'd be what? Ten
2:40
grand a month. Robbery. Yeah, daylight
2:42
robbery. Too bloody rightly. No. There's
2:45
a robbery. An actual
2:47
robbery going on here. Wait, hold on, hold on.
2:50
Blue tech, that's thingy. That's
2:52
that merry weather, Amanda Merryweather.
2:55
Yeah, yeah. I'm
2:57
working hard with the cops and others
2:59
to indulge a
3:02
particular hunch
3:05
of things. What's your hunch?
3:08
Some sort of foul play, I think. Dr. Watson, this
3:10
is the part where you tell our listeners that Miss
3:12
Amanda Merryweather is being robbed. Her
3:14
banking firm has been infiltrated by a hostile
3:16
perpetrator who's been sucking out funds, harvesting data
3:19
and driving our company into the dirt. And
3:22
if you come with me, we can catch
3:24
those responses. What
3:26
did you say? Yes,
3:36
David's house we've done this night now. His
3:39
house? Yes. Miss
3:41
Merryweather's investment firm Blue Tech next door
3:43
there. And what's this? A
3:46
Thameswater notice from last week. Victorian
3:49
plumbing upgrade? Just
3:51
road work. But where's the opening
3:54
in the road, Doctor? Hm?
3:57
How curious. I
4:00
don't really get what you're on about. Um, could
4:03
you explain it for the podcast? Explain it
4:06
for the podcast, or explain it for
4:08
you? Well, I don't really. Ahh.
4:10
Here comes an officer, excellent response,
4:13
Tom Lestrade finally taking me seriously.
4:17
Sherlock Holmes. Yes? Hello,
4:19
I'm Parendra. Parendra Jones from the Met.
4:22
You can call me PJ. Everyone calls me PJ. You
4:24
okay? Goodness, it's getting cold now, isn't
4:27
it? Brrrrr. What is this?
4:30
Oh, it's a Fiat 500. I
4:32
think, yeah. Yeah, Fiat 500.
4:35
It's my sister's. I use it for
4:37
work. She's away. She's in Dubai at the
4:39
moment, lucky thing. I said to her, it's
4:41
bloody freezing. I wanted an officer. You're
4:44
not an officer. Me? Goodness,
4:46
no. No thanks. Sherlock,
4:49
I wanted an actual strapping real
4:51
life police officer. What
4:53
did Lestrade send me? Sherlock, he's from the
4:56
Met. Don't be so... What's
4:58
wrong with you? Punch
5:00
round here, innit? He's a child. I'm
5:02
22. Just graduated. 2-1.
5:05
Four points off of first. Right,
5:08
congratulations. Perhaps you could go and
5:10
celebrate by taking the night off. I'll call Lestrade
5:12
and get someone with adequate credentials. Sherlock, would you
5:14
just leave him alone? Let him do his job.
5:17
You're being mean. He seems very pleasant.
5:19
But he's a teenager. Er, 22? Yes,
5:22
fine. Well, he is not
5:25
an officer anyway. Yes, he is. No,
5:27
he isn't. He is. He ain't. Honestly,
5:29
hit L-C. I'm
5:32
from the Met Police IT department. Well, I
5:34
do a bit of IT, but some of
5:36
the other bits and pieces is more, what's
5:38
it called, like admin and stuff. But I'm
5:40
a good bit software in that. Got me
5:42
that, so look. No tactical pursuit training, no
5:44
containment training. But you've got
5:46
a laptop. Hurrah. Eeee
6:02
Ohh Eeeeee
6:07
Phew Really cold, isn't
6:09
it? Oh god, I know, really biting, isn't
6:11
it? I said to Sherlock,
6:13
I said, I feel like the heating is on all day
6:15
at the moment That's not cheap No,
6:18
it is not, no God,
6:20
I was looking at those electric heaters on Amazon John Clay Sorry?
6:24
Blue Tech competitors, this one here
6:28
Clay International, headed up
6:30
by Mr John Clay OBE Okay,
6:33
right Yeah, well I've heard
6:35
of him I think he tried
6:37
to buy Liverpool a few years back Boris,
6:39
wasn't it? Really, thought it
6:42
was Liverpool Ohh Ohh,
6:45
Jacqueline Ohh The screenwriter The made
6:47
up screenwriter for the made up
6:50
movie It's an anagram Jacqueline
6:52
Ohh John Clay
6:56
Oh god, you are brilliant, mate You
6:58
should go on countdowns, you know You
7:00
really should Bloody
7:04
hell, who's this? Jane Bond I
7:12
couldn't wait, I had to come see Or
7:15
Jane Bond Mmm, escaping from
7:17
the opera, don't blame ya Hi Ah,
7:20
this is Parendra Jones Hiya,
7:22
PJ Oh, you're
7:24
Amanda Merriweather I'm a- PJ We're
7:28
not calling him PJ, are we, Sherlock? I
7:30
follow you on Instagram Hi, this is my...
7:34
My company's headquarters Love it, I
7:37
love these old townhouses How many
7:39
bedrooms? Do you ever just like, go on
7:41
the right move Just to see how insane
7:43
the prices are It's mad, aren't they? But
7:45
you look inside and they're actually massive
7:47
Like, what, five bedrooms? Well,
7:50
they're offices Right, yeah,
7:53
of course Shall we pop in?
7:56
Yes, let's pop in, shall we,
7:58
PJ? Go. Don't
8:01
sulk. Mine know. We
8:06
are in the offices of
8:08
Blu. It's very M. High
8:11
end. He. Has got lots
8:13
of Legacy team in glass partitions,
8:15
loads of screens, most of them
8:17
still on glowing with. The
8:20
charts and prices and stuff. So
8:22
this is just a couple of
8:24
meeting rooms. Then there's. Miles
8:27
as at the end of the hallway there are
8:29
some of our trading. Executives will use less
8:31
your server room. Downstairs.
8:35
How many Japanese five
8:37
know just for. To
8:40
means to that that Miss Mary
8:42
whether I hope you're better accounting
8:44
your plans money than you are
8:46
the servers in this room yeah
8:48
his size. What perhaps our cybercrime
8:50
Seuss could illuminated as to why
8:52
we haven't including server saw as
8:54
a woman of with these extra
8:56
happened thing just realize I've got
8:58
some endoscope. Oh
9:01
right, sorry me me cybercrimes.
9:04
Yet another seven I've read
9:06
in. Ah yeah, I move
9:09
a software has really well.
9:11
isn't that just. We
9:15
have a case of breaking
9:17
and entering. Little to take.
9:19
It's not something. they took
9:21
it, something. they added that
9:23
computer, the elusive fifth server.
9:27
Let me go check the top know
9:29
Miss Mary whether the threat. Comes
9:31
from the know. Sherlock
9:34
Holmes come and jump on the
9:36
floor and cause than a recent
9:39
for a moment. head upstairs, find
9:41
the electrical service tunnel and the
9:43
isolation. For the whole when who
9:46
bought the isolation fuse box? Find
9:48
the fuse box and turn it
9:50
off. know you can't. Do that
9:53
or apple go down the sunk looks
9:55
offline. to have no idea how hot is
9:57
the least of our problems go watson Oh
10:03
god, there's one of these.
10:07
Maybe this is
10:10
the bigger one.
10:14
Okay, okay. And
10:17
there we go. All
10:23
good? All good. Come back
10:25
down. Okay. Oh god. Oh,
10:28
wow, wow, wow. Wow, it is. It is properly
10:30
dark. Right. We
10:32
need the gun. The what? Gun. Or
10:35
gun. Why would I need gum? What for, Sherlock? It's
10:38
pitch black, mate. Okay, I'm not comfortable with this anymore.
10:40
I'm calling the police. The police? Apparently.
10:42
Oh, right here. Isn't that right,
10:44
PJ? Ah, jeez. Ah, jeez.
10:46
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh,
10:49
jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh,
10:52
jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh,
10:54
jeez. Oh, jeez. Ah,
10:56
jeez, ma'am. Sorry, sorry. Can't
10:58
see your bloody thing. Here. No,
11:01
no phone lights. We wait in
11:03
darkness. For what, Sherlock?
11:06
For the bank robbers. Exciting, isn't it?
11:08
Right, of course. Yes. Will
11:11
they be ringing the doorbell or will they just
11:13
meet us out the back on the patio? Amanda
11:15
Merriweather's network security team are right. There
11:18
is no threat from outside the Blue
11:20
Tech network. No virus. No hacking. But
11:23
what if the threat was coming
11:25
from within? From within the network. How?
11:28
Watson, how would you get somebody like
11:31
J.B. Wilson out of their house every
11:33
single day? Um... Oh,
11:36
like Zoe, the actress said, appealed
11:38
to his passion, to his
11:40
heart. Exactly. You
11:42
construct the perfect job for him.
11:45
Quite difficult to do so as he's fairly wealthy. So
11:48
you offer him everything he's ever wanted.
11:51
Young prowess. The glitz. The
11:53
glamour. Thomas Cruise. Gemma
11:56
Stones. Who? It
12:00
doesn't matter. So, that was what they wanted him
12:02
for. They wanted him out of
12:05
his house every day. Every day. To
12:07
the workplace. Without fail. And
12:10
I think we all know why somebody wanted
12:12
Blue Tech's neighbour out of the house all
12:14
day. Do we? Do we
12:16
all know that? They've dug
12:19
through. The boy with
12:21
the second class degree is correct.
12:23
What? Wait, you need to explain
12:25
this. No, wait, don't. Sherlock, I
12:27
don't have a bloody clue what you're
12:29
talking about. I can't see a thing.
12:31
Would you just stop being so bloody
12:33
cryptic? I'm not being cryptic. I'm being
12:36
very clear. You're just not paying attention.
12:38
They've dug through and put in their
12:40
own server. They've connected
12:42
the server into
12:44
Blue Tech's network. Bingo.
12:47
They've been stealing our money. Perhaps.
12:50
But they've stolen something much more valuable.
12:54
Information. When
13:03
you hear Golden Casino, you might
13:05
expect all the games, and all
13:07
sorts of fanfare, and all kinds
13:09
of excitement. And you'd be right. It's
13:12
all here, in the new Golden Casino
13:14
scratch-off from the Ohio Lottery. Five
13:17
games in one, 22 million in prizes
13:19
between 25 and 500 bucks, and
13:22
a shot at a million-dollar grand prize.
13:24
Golden Casino, a night's worth of excitement
13:27
for just 10 bucks. Lottery players are
13:29
subject to Ohio Laws and Commission regulations.
13:35
Can we get a light on- God damn it.
13:37
I can't- I can't believe this. They've
13:39
been monitoring all our research. They've preempted
13:41
every decision we've made. It's
13:46
John Clay. I bet
13:48
everything it's that piece of shit. So why
13:50
have we cut the power? Well, without power, there's
13:53
no connection. They'll ping the server. Ping?
13:55
Yeah, it's just a signal
13:57
of communication from- computer
14:00
to another and when they
14:02
see the connection is broken they'll
14:04
come to fix it. Jesus. There's
14:08
someone here. No it's next
14:10
door. The lodger. The what? Your
14:13
neighbour, J.B. Wilson, he has
14:15
a lodger. He's letting someone in.
14:18
There's two of them out there, I can hear
14:20
them. Not such a perfect lodger after all. He's
14:22
in on it. Wait. Look.
14:28
Perindra Jones from the Met has
14:31
just pointed to the floorboards and
14:33
some sort of torchlight is visible
14:36
below our feet. John Hamish Watson,
14:38
will you see us? Don't
14:41
John me. You never call me John.
14:43
While you're being irresponsible, I'm documenting the
14:45
event. You'll be documenting who demise if
14:47
you're not careful. I am being
14:50
careful. I didn't drag us here. You did.
14:52
The floor is moving. Oh
14:56
this is insane. This
14:58
is not happening. Miss Merriweather, go to
15:01
the fuse box upstairs. Quietly.
15:04
I want you to count to 90 seconds.
15:06
When you hit 90, power the
15:08
whole building back up. 60
15:10
seconds. 90
15:13
seconds. Watson,
15:16
aim the gun here. It's
15:18
a false flaw. When it
15:20
lifts, Vince will climb up from
15:22
his tunnel. Okay, okay.
15:26
Preparing to engage. Everyone
15:28
remain still. It must be
15:31
power. Can you hear me? I
15:36
said it must be the power. I can hear
15:38
voices. We all can.
15:40
Now please, please, shush.
15:43
It's dark in here like a pit
15:45
flat and all the servers and lights are off. Just
15:49
getting into the room now. I'll go and
15:51
check the fuse box upstairs. Daily eight. I
15:58
think you'll find it's in working order. Jesus
16:00
f- I'd stay right there if I were
16:02
you Vince mate. Wait I said stay there
16:04
Watson, shoot him. I'm not gonna shoot him.
16:06
He's- God sake, that shit,
16:08
Sherlock don't- Oh my god he's jumped
16:10
in the tunnel. Ahh. I'm
16:16
running, I'm running
16:18
after Sherlock who's chasing after the
16:20
intruder. And the tunnel has
16:23
opened into next door's basement. Up here.
16:25
Watson to street level. I'm coming,
16:27
I'm coming. Ahh.
16:31
Ahh. Ahh. Ow!
16:36
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh god,
16:38
you made me look like a little girl didn't
16:40
I? Oh, I know who you are. Shut up!
16:43
Sherlock! Sherlock! Sherlock, help!
16:46
You- you stinking rock! The
16:48
producer! He's got a real face
16:50
now. He's got a real face now! I don't like
16:52
that, ow! I told you,
16:55
you- Sherlock! That
16:57
I won't kill you, cause I will. Well. Oh,
17:00
no, Jesus Christ. Oh? Oh?
17:06
That's not claiming Andy, didn't it? Ahh,
17:08
thank you, Veej. Thank you. Ahh.
17:10
Ahh. Ahh.
17:14
Ahh, that was the sound of a man
17:17
getting hit with a laptop in the head, if
17:19
you were wondering. Ahh. Ahh.
17:23
Where are you going? To find Sherlock. Don't
17:25
let that guy out of your sight. And if
17:28
he tells you he's a famous movie producer, he's
17:30
talking bollocks. Ahh. Ahh.
17:35
Oh, Sherlock. So this is
17:37
the sound of
17:40
a very tired dirty boy from trying
17:43
to run- Ahh, stich. Ahh,
17:47
okay. Ahh. You've
17:53
added music. Yeah? So?
17:56
Bit over the top, isn't it? Look, it captures the drama. Mmm. What
18:00
do you mean? Mmm, just an
18:02
interesting creative choice. That's
18:04
all. Right, go away. Don't
18:15
do this! Get on! No! Get on the
18:17
fucking bike! Oh, God! Hello,
18:24
are you alright? Why don't you please offer me? Fine,
18:27
let's see. No, no, no.
18:29
No, no, no. No, no, no. Who
18:31
the hell is this? The lottery. Oh,
18:33
you're right. Wait! Get your feet
18:35
down! No, oh God, no, no, no! No,
18:37
no, no, not down the steps, no-he He-he-he-he-he!
18:42
Oh, no, oh God, I killed
18:44
him. Where are they
18:46
going? Well, actually, you can't point
18:48
this down there. Why not? Because
18:50
it's a walk. It's for pedestrians.
18:52
They took my money. Oh, right. Well, just
18:54
run people down so we could do some shopping for
18:56
theaineers. You go. I'll meet you at
18:58
one of the... Get away! Whoa,
19:01
whoa, whoa. Just follow them on for
19:03
a throw. Go! Shut up!
19:06
Don't give me the gun. No!
19:09
We need to shoot this man right
19:11
now. I don't shoot
19:13
people anymore. Hey, stop my man! What?
19:16
I'm sorry. You're useless. All
19:18
of you. You're a good man. You're
19:20
a good man. You're a good man. You're a
19:22
good man. You're a good man. You're a good
19:24
man. Oh, you slit all
19:26
of you. Ah, Vince is heading up
19:28
to the bridge. I know that,
19:30
Watsus. Come. Keep up. Well,
19:33
I am keeping up. This way. I'll
19:38
move it. It's really...
19:41
What's going on? Right now. Stop.
19:47
Get back. Get back! Vince
19:50
has a knife, Watsus. Jesus, Vince.
19:52
Put the knife down. Shoot him. No, no,
19:54
he didn't do anything. He
19:57
robbed a bank. No, I... He
19:59
Just... What a computer in
20:01
a person. Hand me the gun, Go
20:03
and get yourself a coffee or something
20:05
somewhere where you won't hear the back.
20:07
This is not about my Ptsd. We
20:09
cannot let this man get away with
20:12
those East sees his some porn being
20:14
used by some rich broke to take
20:16
money off some rich woman. He doesn't
20:18
get sucked so that's okay. sorry stuff
20:20
morals hit us. The ethos the I
20:22
live by rich people always think they
20:24
can do whatever they want by running
20:27
over the little guy. will let me
20:29
tell you something. That starts
20:31
today. Oh.
20:40
This sounds. Oh,
20:44
that's the sound of a
20:46
motorbike knocking a bloke into
20:48
the Thames. We should go.
20:57
But we will be about episode actually. So.
21:00
I was right. To be
21:02
a three parter? I think? Three
21:05
bar problem for three bike problem. Seller.
21:09
Celica. I said by heard it. And
21:16
he news our friends don't convince her being
21:19
questioned as we speak so is not dead
21:21
Then. Since. Cold, Wet.
21:24
Broken. On but not dead.
21:26
know. The. Full guy. Literally.
21:29
Yes, well, if a motorbike hits you and
21:31
you stand next to the railings of a
21:33
breed, know it. Don't. Claim.
21:36
Should be the one being questioned. You.
21:38
Know those two just did the dirty
21:40
work with tennis. The world We live
21:42
in. This. It's not the world I
21:44
live in Watson. Who. Doesn't mean.
21:47
You'll. See. What
21:49
are you can one note
21:51
I besides it's projects yeah
21:54
I know say but. Spend.
21:57
At this time on treating Sather. How
22:00
to program running that was monitoring the
22:02
police had purchases. Some. Of the
22:04
Golden State. Anyway,
22:06
as soon as they would execute. The
22:08
Biota sit by would us the
22:11
software basically a book with pauses
22:13
and trigger a purchase on behalf
22:15
of Clay International instead. Credit
22:18
Rating. Judging by his recent gains
22:20
the past few months, Amanda Blu
22:22
Tack wasn't his only target. We've.
22:25
Got access to a few other potential side
22:27
so. Great
22:29
A. Great. Stuff. Good.
22:34
Oh. Yeah. Oh
22:36
Sidoti, I bet she off of got so
22:39
many emails to get through and I need
22:41
to. it's bad for tomorrow. I've been. Good.
22:43
Mood. Another great
22:46
day for corporate capitalism. You. Have
22:48
to move you yeah from the
22:50
tunnel. Through
22:54
the. My. Digital Know.
22:57
Why did you think something was going on with China's.
22:59
First place. I mean, this
23:02
is and. This is my
23:04
way of apologizing for suppose for not. Yet.
23:07
Sign up for not seeing much of a case here. I.
23:09
May not know much about these industries.
23:12
What's but him. On. The path
23:14
to Superstardom. Those damn near the
23:16
biggest mystery I had in months
23:18
shown. Here, in
23:20
and. Look at
23:22
that. This. Is a
23:25
guy a Hopkins the agent Our red
23:27
headed league sounder. Yes,
23:29
Well and. Also an
23:31
actor it would seem. To
23:38
have asked. Last
23:41
me out and your muscles kind of
23:44
like. Pounds Got some Guy
23:46
Fawkes side effects wax.
23:49
Point: Three hundred often as you
23:51
tell me. Guess you're. Legit.
23:55
The producer, any agent. Bunch.
23:58
Of fruits nurse well. I
24:00
suspect the not much more guilty than
24:02
job as is supposed Castmates: Just some
24:04
gentleman that took some cash from mister
24:06
Play a. Gig
24:09
economy and since west. When
24:14
did you know? Exactly what
24:16
was going on. East
24:19
you a mumbling about play When we
24:21
first met Jade as Tough? Yes different
24:23
sites that were doing something they wouldn't
24:25
among good form that are not that
24:27
good. How. Are cheat snopes?
24:30
Please get off my lot with you
24:32
mean differences. A job as had Brick
24:34
dust singing to his jumper as we
24:36
discussed but no chance he was doing
24:38
d I y when we visited. The
24:41
same was true if Vince the a
24:43
lodger but I can see that know
24:45
neighbors had any renovations that could have
24:47
caused it. There was however, a notice
24:49
from Thames Water some road works in
24:51
order to upgrade the old Victorian Plumbing
24:54
is that was right outside his house.
24:56
Yup, The for problems though.
24:58
One the fonts on the notice
25:00
was Cambria Thames Water Use Madonna
25:02
to. There was no sign of
25:04
any recent works. From what I
25:07
could see, the road had no
25:09
new tarmac or service trench. Three.
25:12
Look. For. Some the plumbing
25:14
network of that area was upgraded
25:16
in two thousand and seventeen. Sake!
25:19
Road was just a couple of men
25:22
been allowed drilled to distract from the
25:24
men with the loud drill in the
25:26
basement of Mr. Wilson's house and soon
25:28
to be in the server room of
25:30
Amanda Mary Weather's Fum. They had deep
25:33
as out all day working on his
25:35
movie while they worked on tunneling through
25:37
his adjoining wall to Blu tack Vince
25:39
could let them in, cook, clean up
25:42
in time for J bases return and
25:44
cover any tracks. Jesus. Was
25:47
the was the fourth problem. For.
25:50
Slay. Victorians buried their
25:52
water pipes in a protective troughs made
25:54
from red bricks. The bricks a rate
25:56
because of the red death and a
25:58
clay that comes. From Mister
26:01
Wilson's Top had a greatly
26:03
from a brick out. Georgian
26:05
ancestors who built his home
26:07
were very fond of London
26:09
brick. London brick made from
26:11
Thames clay the very river
26:13
that caught his knife wielding
26:15
employees. Incredible.
26:18
Incredible. Not quite,
26:20
but interesting. Very
26:23
much so Interesting. He.
26:27
Has. Red
26:29
Headed league. The acting
26:31
role of a lifetime. The kind
26:33
logical to to be true, Or
26:37
just to get a bloke our
26:39
the house all day. Then of
26:41
course the league, the job all
26:44
disappear because the tunnel is complete
26:46
and the server. Is in
26:48
place and good old fashioned bank robbery.
26:53
Maybe. Not that old fashioned. Ah
27:00
well. The
27:03
Red Headed League have robbed me of one thing. Sleep.
27:06
So. I'm. Gonna
27:10
shock. Yes, Yes,
27:13
it was. What?
27:23
Thanks so much for listening to
27:26
the Red Headed League That really
27:28
was a what are you doing
27:30
I'm just finishing of the episode
27:32
when not done what this way
27:34
is Yes, the microphone you'll need
27:36
This. Is
27:40
me sorry. We.
27:44
Are seen as as I can sort
27:46
of these miss you move as well
27:48
out the way sorry sorry sorry. What
27:51
we needed to. Let's welcome to
27:54
the Bank of England Museum. First.
27:57
And foremost, I want to thank you all
27:59
for coming. I
28:01
don't want to see to turn the vs. I
28:04
want to thank you for your money. Without
28:07
the Lotus exhibition good many
28:10
would not be possible. No.
28:13
One man in particular I want
28:15
to cool off and guess Fps
28:17
know chest and is fairly generous
28:19
donations. He is in
28:22
the need for change could
28:24
feed many exhibition in any
28:26
of it's been so philanthropic
28:28
causes. Mysticism close.
28:36
To. Home. And
28:39
thanks to all of you know
28:41
I know many of you I'm
28:43
like. Prices are probably board each
28:46
of you to tears at various
28:48
dinner parties and functions going on.
28:50
About this call. Because
28:55
he's missing from the
28:57
responsibility of, well, not
28:59
just a mess quickly,
29:02
fuck internationally, not just
29:04
looking into the future
29:06
generations. But looking into
29:08
the past, Couldn't. Be
29:10
closer to my. Money.
29:14
And not feel a sense. I get so
29:17
much of the world's ills. But. It
29:19
can also poisonous. And what
29:21
are you really love about
29:24
this exhibition is it's clarity
29:26
of mission is to say
29:29
or what money our money
29:31
your on and get hold
29:33
of people. All. Hands.
29:36
Are going on just as if
29:39
I said it. answers your questions
29:41
is not a ride a half
29:43
Goodness how the members of the
29:45
press have snuck him advice right
29:47
arm this lovely young ladies. Here
29:49
I'm. A cyclone nina from the metro.
29:52
Are. You being knocked his. First
29:56
question of who knows.
29:59
It would be the. But really
30:01
and focused on my mom? And
30:04
ah yes or this just have of
30:06
Martin from F T.com. What's.
30:08
The Future for good money. This. Is
30:10
just a museum exhibition. Know
30:13
a great question are
30:15
seen as everything. As.
30:19
A social education whether
30:21
that be books, Tv
30:23
classes, What? Have you.
30:25
I'll share it anyway. I turn.
30:28
Vs The same here at John
30:30
Watson Silicon Co. Podcast: What did
30:32
you give? Duncan Ross One hundred
30:34
and sixty thousand pounds? Why?
30:37
Did I have a half of
30:39
I'm I'm not sure what you
30:41
mean. It really affects a you
30:43
Guys Duncan Ross One hundred and
30:46
fifty thousand pounds. He. Gave an
30:48
American actor as the guy you're Hopkins. Thirty.
30:50
Thousand pounds and as a man
30:52
is, insist on the Thames. The
30:55
you guys? Thousand Pounds To! Not
30:57
to mention the software developer that
30:59
says you paid him to build
31:01
a spy ware app that steals
31:03
financial information from your competitors. Can
31:06
we may be skepticism with Alpha? Yes,
31:09
he's not talking to don't have no,
31:11
No, it doesn't make a lot of
31:13
sense, does it? But but that's how
31:15
you guys weren't there. hiding behind complicated
31:17
numbers and algorithms? Well, how about digging
31:20
into the basement of a Royal Bank?
31:22
Bit more straightforward when you think about
31:24
the lie that isn't it. Trespassing, breaking
31:26
and entering, burglary, over. The
31:30
place around here he seems somewhat
31:32
to rains and not here for
31:35
him. They're. Here for
31:37
you Mister Play. Don't
31:39
Fly. You're under arrest on
31:41
suspicion of fraud Cybercrime. Sincerest.
31:45
With. Ladies
31:54
and gentlemen, If
31:56
you have had any affiliation with that
31:58
man and you're insecure. have
32:00
recently encountered financial difficulty, then I
32:02
suggest you run a full audit
32:05
of your networks. Please
32:07
enjoy the exhibition and after you
32:09
placate yourselves with empty platitudes and
32:11
mission statements about making the world
32:14
a better place and all that
32:16
bollocks, if after that your vast
32:18
wealth continues to make you uncomfortable,
32:21
then I suggest you hand a little cash
32:23
over to the next homeless people you see.
32:26
It does the world of good. Thank
32:29
you kindly. Well,
32:32
good work. You too.
32:36
Do you want to see the exhibition? Absolutely not.
32:41
Yeah, yeah,
32:44
yeah. Okay mate, I'm just saying you don't
32:46
play with matches. You know, this is not
32:48
something I should need to tell grownups, all
32:50
right? You
32:53
did it. We did it. We
32:56
all did it together. That was
32:58
the adventure of the redheaded league.
33:00
Apologies for the first two
33:02
parts. I was just whinging that there was
33:04
no actual mystery and that Sherlock was distracted
33:07
by a potentially boring case when actually he
33:09
may have been right. So
33:11
you know where to find
33:13
me, docjwatsonmdonx, twitter,
33:16
whatever, docjwatsonmdatgmail.com.
33:19
Don't forget to check out the
33:21
brand spanking new Sherlock and co
33:23
members club on patreon, patreon.com/sherlock and
33:25
co. There will be so much
33:27
stuff there. Honestly, I smoke. Oh
33:35
my God, he set the couch on fire. He set the
33:37
couch on fire. Sherlock.
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