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0:39

to the adventure of the Gloria

0:41

Scott. I hope

0:43

you like this one. I've had Gloria by Laura

0:46

Branigan in my head all week. It

0:49

doesn't feature. Yeah, just

0:51

the word Gloria made me get that song

0:53

in my head. Go

0:55

listen to it. Belter, as

0:57

they say. Jesus Christ, John, get to the point. This

0:59

episode contains the F word. So

1:01

watch out, batten down the hatches,

1:03

brace yourselves. It

1:06

also contains a bloke who is

1:09

a complete arsehole. And

1:11

that's not me or Sherlock. There's a guy in

1:13

this that... Yeah, you'll

1:16

see. He's awful, awful man. I've

1:20

also really gone to town with the music. It's

1:23

angsty stuff, people. So I've tracked

1:25

down the songs that we're playing in the places

1:27

we were and spent an enormous amount of time

1:29

in my room editing to make it sound right.

1:32

So yeah, just

1:34

enjoy it, please. Yeah.

2:03

Okay, so bread?

2:06

Yep, bread, check. Um, yeah,

2:08

no, not that one. What's wrong with

2:10

it? A lot. A

2:13

lot is wrong with it. Um,

2:15

get this loaf here. Okay.

2:19

And, um, oh,

2:22

I want to have some flowers in the office.

2:24

Yep, that's a good idea. That

2:26

warm, comforting presence for those in despair, or...

2:29

Yeah, ooh, what about this? A cactus? I

2:32

think flowers. Well, this might

2:34

flower, eventually. Orchid?

2:38

Eh, they always die. Um... Oh,

2:41

what about a fruit bowl for

2:44

clients? Yes, love it, love it.

2:46

Oh, sorry your husband's been murdered. Have

2:48

an apple. Cops is pippin'. Okay,

2:52

I'll... I'll need

2:54

another basket. Um, oh, John,

2:56

can you get some pasta and

2:58

the mascarpone sauces just for Sherlock's

3:00

dinner? Roger that.

3:02

Penny only. Yep, God forbid he try

3:05

a different shape of pasta. Ah,

3:08

the glitz and glamour of a detective consultancy

3:10

home. Fusilli, tongue-a-telli,

3:12

half-ally, bucatini... Oh, bucatini. He used

3:15

to play for what, for didn't

3:17

he? Oh,

3:19

hold into the best ones. Penny, booyah!

3:22

Yes, two bags of those. Now some

3:24

boring pasta sauces. I

3:26

should explain to those, um, who care.

3:29

Sherlock is, yes, fascinating.

3:33

And yes, a man that enjoys the

3:35

many... God, that's a fortune, that one.

3:37

It's just blended tomatoes, for God's sake.

3:41

It enjoys the, um, many

3:43

different aspects of life. He's not a plain

3:45

James, or a plain James. He

3:48

does, however, go through spells of

3:50

a spectacularly boring diet, the bedrock

3:52

of which is, you guessed

3:54

it, tomato pasta. Who

3:56

are you talking to? Oh,

3:59

just the ghost of Sainsbury. Very funny. Say

4:01

hi to the listeners. Hola,

4:03

Queridos, hagentes. Perdona da John

4:06

Porces de naborido. I can guess what that was. No,

4:09

you can't. I can. Go

4:11

on then. Annoying. I'm being

4:13

annoying or something. Close.

4:15

Boring. Ding, ding, ding.

4:18

Bravo. Thank you. Speaking

4:20

of boring, Penne pasta for Sherlock Holmes.

4:22

Lovely. Oops. The Penne

4:24

has dropped. Oh,

4:27

thank you. Here you go. Thanks.

4:31

Sorry. Did I say Sherlock Holmes? I

4:33

did, yeah. Do you know him? I'm assuming it's

4:35

the same guy. The Penne

4:38

pasta is a dead giveaway as well. How'd you

4:40

know him? He

4:42

was an old school friend before he got himself chucked out

4:44

anyway. No way. Yeah. I'm

4:47

Victor. Victor Trevor. John Watson.

4:50

And this is Mariana

4:52

Amejezora. Hi. Good

4:54

pronunciation. Thanks. Has

4:56

he mentioned it at all? No,

4:59

I don't know actually. Maybe. Not

5:02

sure. He doesn't really talk about old friends

5:04

or anything like that, does he? No.

5:09

No, I don't think he's mentioned

5:12

anyone. Well, he didn't

5:14

have any. Apart from me, so

5:17

I just wondered. Well,

5:19

I can give you his

5:21

number and you can catch up. We

5:26

work with him. Well, we work and live with

5:28

him. And we haven't got much on for the

5:30

next couple of weeks. Botanist? Oh,

5:33

I just always thought he'd be a botanist. He

5:35

was into that a lot. Yeah. No,

5:39

he has a lot of keen

5:41

areas of interest, I suppose. Is he still,

5:43

does he still have

5:45

the criminal knowledge of call? Is

5:47

that a word? I don't know. That

5:50

and the deductions. Is

5:52

he still into that stuff? Yeah,

5:55

very much so. Oh, right. Okay.

6:00

I need to be trim. Urgently

6:03

cannot be arranged as

6:05

Spam? Yes, yes, that's

6:07

that's okay. Settings gonna

6:09

just come with a

6:11

real. We can take your right to him.

6:14

Is not. be great. Yes.be

6:16

great Sankey. See

6:18

a somewhat we have is

6:21

fine I'm saying to. Thank

6:24

you. Okay,

6:27

okay and stress deep breath yeah

6:29

into your nose. And

6:41

is eliminating. On my

6:43

name is Doctor John was

6:45

one of the British Army

6:47

Northumberland Fusiliers regimen know the

6:50

true crime podcast is a

6:52

sin Central London When I

6:54

don't have much experience in

6:56

criminology, this is mostly a

6:58

record of how and possibly

7:00

the most brilliant and is

7:02

our first and I have

7:04

ever and will as a

7:06

nurse join me as I

7:08

dumped him as the advantages

7:10

of Sherlock Holmes. Is

7:32

there anything else I can get to? The no?

7:34

I'm fine. Honestly, I'm fine. Apple.

7:38

Next. Right

7:41

will I will go get

7:43

the biggest anti deputy six.

7:48

Yeah, I'm stumped as you look

7:50

probably ah but some will find

7:52

out where week. Or

7:57

two boys who suffer fools. You

8:01

heard you were at risk.

8:06

Assets. And

8:10

a sailor. Who is a

8:12

doctor? John Watson. We. Share flat

8:15

a business and a blossoming friendship.

8:17

I meant who else is here

8:19

and you know. Because I

8:22

know what can use come out

8:24

of the room some not certain

8:26

through the door like a hostage

8:28

negotiator. Morning Watson new mouthwash. Ah

8:30

yes. Actually, Delightful said Sex

8:32

spearmint Not willing to share it

8:34

month while you're not story as

8:36

in the bathroom. Oh yeah guys

8:38

her, don't you worry I wouldn't

8:40

share. Mouthwash of my life depended

8:42

on it. You didn't complete the

8:44

big show. Ah no I I

8:46

did. I didn't know. Stress marks

8:48

on your hands from the bags.

8:51

You're not out of breath like

8:53

you usually. I think footprints lead

8:55

right to my door so you

8:57

haven't unpacked anything. But why why

8:59

would the big shop be. Abandoned.

9:02

Well. To be

9:04

a swift. It

9:07

didn't come in an email because that

9:09

wouldn't require hurrying backs. It came in

9:11

person. The case confuses you. see you

9:13

don't yet know the details, The client

9:16

is downstairs and you have come to

9:18

alert me to their needs. There

9:20

is something else. I can't quite

9:23

tell his on your face. A

9:26

more profound confusion. Bordering.

9:29

On intrigue. He.

9:31

Said as an old school friend of yours.

9:34

Vic. To Trevor. It'll be

9:36

about his father, no doubt. I'll

9:44

atlas intent. To

9:50

Trevor South Park Bloody Homes

9:52

Goodness me how you do

9:54

in your tie. Your guy

9:56

am indeed you are not.

9:59

I sense. How do you guys

10:01

know each other? College college right? Okay,

10:03

you are. You said you never went

10:05

to school. I said I never finished

10:07

one. certainly didn't finish the of Victor.

10:10

Trevor here was just about the only

10:12

person that that plays that could stomach

10:14

myth of come on now that's not

10:16

true and I was never a very

10:18

sociable fellow. you see, Watson always rather

10:20

fond of moping in my rooms and

10:22

working out my own little methods of

10:24

bought so I've never really mixed with

10:26

others much. Gives. Surprise

10:28

me he was a great loss

10:30

or base delays am I? Wasn't.

10:34

A great last. Ah

10:36

yes, yep, I'd I'd say so.

10:39

Yeah. And mariana. Yeah.

10:42

Ah, Gold. On

10:45

the outside but warm on the

10:47

inside sort of thing. like like

10:49

and the and ah with the

10:52

called as saying. In new

10:54

player react the know and

10:56

it's sad desert. State

10:58

dollars in. Rent here at work

11:00

by think of baked Alaska has a few

11:02

lazy summer colds. I'm a warm so I'd

11:05

I don't think the middle is is warmer

11:07

than and dinner doesn't matter anyway sorry give

11:09

us the gus at once. You get to

11:11

tell college. For exposing truth,

11:13

uncovering falsehood, signing the searing light

11:16

of candor on the cloaked nukes

11:18

of deception. What

11:20

exposed? The principal for having an

11:22

affair. Oh. Wow. A case

11:25

and they get in the booths.

11:27

Sauce is great of bloody awful

11:29

was the mine? Ah really I

11:32

can't really recall my grades of

11:34

take your word for it to

11:36

kill same memory. I'm sorry we

11:39

talking about the same guy here,

11:41

how did see have bad grades

11:44

and I really just. Didn't.

11:46

Get along stuff. You are a joke. I

11:48

told you this plenty of times. What's? yeah?

11:51

But. It's nonsense. I'm not as

11:53

clever as you make out. I have a

11:55

great deal of special interests. I'd like to

11:57

hyper focused around areas of crime, investigation, observation,

11:59

and. Come out and throw myself

12:01

into particular areas of study for that

12:04

shit, out of curiosity or to assist

12:06

those skills and I formed into the

12:08

system. I do it for principally myself

12:10

and myself alone, not for some adulterous

12:13

principal would know. Principles.

12:16

right? Okay, and. Why?

12:19

And at the risk of winding you up,

12:21

even thought that maybe we should. Maybe.

12:24

See what victor nice from us? Is

12:27

the your father? Steve Definitely still

12:29

got the not Tell me everything.

12:35

How did you know it be

12:37

that my dad I met him

12:39

once Seth I remember that. Ah,

12:41

city, your trick on him indeed.

12:43

Stocky fellow, limited education and proud

12:45

of it. Eventually pulled through and

12:47

the engineering game Australian had seen

12:50

of our part of the world

12:52

fitted with a pacemaker, did plenty

12:54

of boxing and his time chef

12:56

less him. So.

12:59

Yeah my parents, I'm in Australia. Moved.

13:01

To London when I was around nine.

13:04

Or think Mia. Upbringing

13:06

Miss Sally when office space

13:09

or the Alberta. Is

13:11

of lengthy periods of just like. That

13:14

I really like. He's devastated.

13:17

On. Those homes. It. Weeks.

13:20

And weeks justice glum sick as

13:22

it with treasurer on the house.

13:25

He never worked months. He'd made

13:28

all his money back in Australia and he's just

13:30

kind of sucked the life of the places and

13:32

he got his old self back of an on

13:34

again. On his news

13:36

mentally unwell before my the new

13:38

that people could be and sumo

13:40

economic sense. Anyway, so

13:42

easily sixties now and he's got see

13:44

friends here in there that otherwise is

13:46

always been a bit of a loner.

13:50

I'm a bit in between jobs.

13:53

and boyfriends say you know that the

13:55

is a big family homes i i'm

13:57

staying there until i get think so

14:01

Anyway, to the issue. Three

14:04

weeks ago, exactly, this

14:06

guy, also Australian,

14:09

also in his sixties, turns

14:11

up at the house. Hunter.

14:14

Hunter? Yeah, yeah. You

14:17

know when someone has that, like, a

14:20

presence? A threatening presence.

14:23

They're not doing anything, but there's

14:25

just something coming off them. This

14:28

guy, Hunter, he

14:30

had that. It was just

14:33

a stench of confidence and

14:35

controlling, sort of like he

14:38

owned the place kind of energy, just spilling out of

14:40

him. I could feel

14:42

myself shrinking. The moment

14:45

I opened the door to him, as he was just asking,

14:47

is my dad in sort of thing? And

14:49

I, yeah, yeah, I

14:51

didn't even call out. My dad

14:53

just appeared behind the door. I just...

15:02

Sorry. It's okay, big day, it's all

15:04

right. You can take a break

15:06

for a minute or two if you want.

15:08

He must continue. Sherlock, he's crying. We can

15:10

take a break, right? No, we can't. Why

15:13

not? Because this matters. No, it doesn't. It

15:15

matters how we receive the story. I didn't

15:17

want it sterile and measured. Sorry.

15:20

Sorry. My

15:22

dad saw him and I just... The

15:26

expression on his face

15:28

was like someone had

15:30

just stuck a knife in his gut. Like

15:34

he was scared of him, threatened by

15:36

him. That, yeah. But

15:40

just like a tell a million thoughts were rattling

15:42

around inside of him. I mean, I'm his

15:45

son, so I'm obviously

15:47

over-analyzing all of this, just a

15:49

fraction of a second, but it hit me like a train to

15:52

see him like that. But right

15:54

away, he bounded over to Hunter and gave him

15:57

this big warm greeting and was Hugging

15:59

him. And I am. So

16:02

went through the kitchen area and

16:04

cracked open be is in it

16:06

seems. Awesome Chests Saw a friendly

16:09

in. Dot. Night

16:11

we had dinner with until. He

16:13

was. He was

16:15

kind of just traveling the world. Did

16:17

every family to speak holes that plenty

16:19

of you know. Tales.

16:23

And all sorts. Really so. What?

16:26

Brings us up to now why. Why's this situation to the

16:28

new to us? He's the

16:30

devil. Three

16:32

weeks. Three weeks

16:35

as this man in the

16:37

family home. My dad did

16:40

everything for him. Everything.

16:42

everything like was pseudonym,

16:44

get him drinks, given

16:46

him his bed, Being.

16:48

With him every second of the

16:51

day, waking him up with coffee

16:53

and breakfast, take out for dinner

16:55

pay is absolutely edges that you

16:57

could possibly think of. Flutist. Do

16:59

that and gas hundred or the

17:01

cash to a grown man. I've.

17:03

Witnessed him do it and honored

17:05

to be missing sent to he's

17:08

still in his laundry. has never

17:10

witnessed my dad, even when my

17:12

mom died, do his own laundry.

17:15

He's always used to sum up whoever

17:17

no, not now watching this man clothes.

17:20

Right than. That. There.

17:22

Is a bit weird, weird, and extremely out

17:25

of character. My Dad right?

17:27

Sherlock. Your description of my

17:29

dad. Stocky boxers, trough a

17:31

lot of the. He's like

17:33

he's an alpha male and

17:35

ah suddenly Hunter rise in

17:37

his lock is butler. And

17:40

it's more nice. moist just

17:43

says difference. Is Not

17:45

like Southern Skies wants and needs

17:47

is fundamentally different in his behavior

17:49

up anyway. Yep!

17:51

Last. Night kind of artist to swim

17:54

fun or can hunt any not just.

17:56

basically told the going to do one

18:00

confronted him. You're just like, time's

18:02

up mate. When you're heading off

18:04

because my dad looks knackered. I'm

18:06

bored of you, you're eating all the food,

18:08

drinking all the drink. You're taking the piss

18:10

basically and we just need you out. And

18:13

what did Hunter say to that? He

18:16

just laughed. He laughed?

18:18

Yeah, and my dad just

18:21

stood there. Then

18:26

Hunter... Oh

18:29

god. He

18:34

grabbed a picture of my mum

18:37

that was on the mantelpiece and

18:39

he said there was

18:41

a time when your dad would let me have a lot

18:43

more than a few dinners and some drinks. But

18:47

then he started sort of stroking

18:51

the picture of her. Jesus.

18:54

He put it down, came

18:57

up right into my face and he basically

18:59

said, you're

19:01

lucky I'm not a... you

19:04

know, insert homophobic slur

19:06

here. Oh lovely. And he sort

19:08

of slapped my face half playfully,

19:11

half... yeah, bloody

19:13

painfully. And then

19:15

he went upstairs. Dad

19:18

wouldn't speak to me about it. I've got no

19:20

one to help me and there's no

19:22

siblings and dad doesn't

19:25

have any family. So yeah,

19:30

totally stuck. Really

19:34

totally stuck. And

19:37

how is your father? Sinking,

19:41

fading. He's... this

19:44

has affected him. Definitely,

19:46

yeah. What can we do?

19:50

Would you visit? Just to

19:52

try and decipher what exactly is going on. Absolutely.

19:56

And your father's home, it's in

19:58

Camden Town, correct? Yeah,

20:02

you still got it mate, honestly. How'd

20:04

you land at that one? Oh, no, I

20:06

mustn't. This is no time to show off. No,

20:09

go on. No, please. Stop. It

20:11

would be improper. Go on, do it. Yeah,

20:13

come on. Well, if you all insist. Suit

20:16

is musty. Unused since probably a funeral, but

20:18

worn today. Smart clothing is making you uncomfortable.

20:20

Some inflammation around that top button. You wore

20:23

it because you felt like you had to,

20:25

so it was a job interview. You came

20:27

from Camden. Your new Android update sorts apps

20:29

in terms of recent usage. One there called

20:31

LRCC, the logo of a coffee cup on it.

20:33

Just used this morning. You've had coffee. Most people do,

20:35

of course, but in this weather, I can see the

20:38

impression on your nose of the ventilation hole of the

20:40

takeaway coffee cup. I can see the slight browning of

20:42

your gums. I can smell it on your breath. Watson

20:44

here has mouthwash if I've made

20:46

you uncomfortable, Victor. Yeah, it's spearmint.

20:49

It's fine. Thank you, though.

20:51

LRCC. C probably stands for coffee or

20:53

cafe. A quick Google of LRCC reveals

20:55

living room cafe club in Camden. You

20:57

wouldn't have the app of an independent

20:59

cafe if you didn't live nearby. Yep.

21:02

Very enjoyable, as always, happy. Very

21:05

much so. Right. Let's

21:07

get to it. Shoutouts.

21:19

Shoutouts. Right. Here they are. To

21:21

the most important one first, to James

21:24

Lucas and the Flow and Co. crew. Sarah

21:26

sounds amazing, James. I'm so sorry. She's

21:28

no longer with us. All the best

21:31

to you and the Running Club. Shoutout

21:34

to Quinn in Canada, Robin

21:37

in the Netherlands and Alex, who I

21:40

assume is also in the Netherlands. To

21:43

the Crompton crew. That's Ben,

21:45

Claire, Millie Ella and Isaac

21:47

in Newcastle. Hello, you lot. Jasmine

21:51

in California. Happy almost birthday. Oh,

21:54

actually, you know, might even be your birthday when this is

21:56

it. So Happy Birthday. Here's a shoutout

21:58

to you and your best mate. In. Romania

22:00

and Charlotte. In

22:03

Australia. And

22:07

and to her sister who may or

22:09

may not listen to the show John

22:12

the in India to Earthy To Q

22:14

who wins the show in four days

22:16

and their friend Ramona who recommended and

22:19

shout out to start lots of people

22:21

doing exams right now so hot you

22:23

google results. And

22:25

he didn't. Saw that in a few. Be all

22:27

right. that is a John Watson. Promise you'll be

22:30

all right. At

22:32

Manuel. Alexi Bucharest shoutout to

22:34

you Emily from Sheffield L Bollocks

22:36

Weekend And how. Ya

22:45

gonna go out? As

22:48

a beautiful dance yeah he did

22:51

or i the omagh with he

22:53

do for a living he was

22:55

in oil. Here

22:59

quite a traumatic experience back in

23:01

the day About managed to build

23:03

a preseason life himself or massive

23:05

experience in what sense I thought

23:07

about that can cause for you

23:09

did the glorious of the oil.

23:13

Affected us to. Let let

23:15

her with. The Glorious.as an

23:17

oil rig made famous by

23:19

coming under attack and attack

23:22

full blown like taking hostages.

23:25

My. Dad was one of the skates

23:27

and sell more stuff by whom

23:29

the lighthouse on the i have

23:31

to species of that on that

23:33

signal coastline wow that's crazy was

23:36

your who bloody nose. Is

23:39

lovely and hear me he says

23:41

very grand has an s My

23:43

mom did all the decorating quite

23:46

a long time ago. Size of

23:48

it nuggets up here we go

23:50

to. Ah what's this higher Hell

23:53

I hi John Watson line of.

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victim this fella zelman this my

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dad lie know this is john

23:59

mariana and Charlotte. Hi. Good

24:02

to meet you. Hiya. Hello

24:04

Mr Trevor. Lionel. Please. You

24:06

have a beautiful home. Thanks so much.

24:08

Thank you. Yeah, so this is

24:11

Sherlock Holmes. We were at Dulwich briefly. Ah,

24:13

vagame. Blast from the past, eh? Yes, quite.

24:15

Victor looked after me in a turbulent couple

24:17

of years back in the school days. The

24:20

turbulent teens. I remember

24:22

them well. Well bloody hell, come on.

24:24

Grab a drink. A few

24:26

brewskis in the fridge. Got some, um, some,

24:30

yeah some wines and that. Oh,

24:32

thanks Lionel. You don't have to deal

24:34

with that. Ah, don't you worry.

24:37

I had a, um, I

24:39

had an old friend over myself last few weeks,

24:42

haven't I Victor? Yeah, yeah,

24:44

yeah. So, return

24:47

the favour to junior over here, eh? Anyway,

24:50

get stuck in. There's plenty in the

24:52

fridge and in the wine cooler and

24:54

all sorts. Your old friend. Is

24:57

he here now? Yeah, he's

24:59

just, yeah, he's upstairs.

25:02

He down and I took a bit. Have

25:04

you thought he met before, Sherlock? We have,

25:07

yes. He's the guy, the guy that

25:09

does the old, um, the

25:11

trick, the mind-reader. He's

25:14

not a mind-reader, dad. Yeah, far from it, a

25:16

lot of the time. I

25:18

have a little hobby of observation, Mr

25:20

Trevor. Well, you didn't observe me telling

25:23

you it's Lionel. Did you? Yes,

25:26

quite. Lionel, apologies.

25:30

Ah, Lionel, you, uh, you

25:32

told me, what was it? You

25:35

were able to tell where I'd been

25:38

travelling, that I used a box. And

25:41

the pacemaker. The

25:43

what? Pacemaker. Yep,

25:45

the old ticker. Yep. You

25:48

knew I worked in oil. Mm-hmm. Yeah,

25:51

I remember that. Some

25:53

scrawny little bugger reading me bloody palm or

25:55

something. Yeah, he hasn't

25:57

lost it. either.

26:00

Good times. Oh, you still do

26:02

it? I do. On occasion. Well,

26:06

that's great. He can do it on

26:08

you now, Dad. No, no. I

26:11

think I can hear Hunter, so

26:13

I'll just see if

26:15

he's okay. He's

26:18

very sweet, Victor. Yeah.

26:20

That Hunter playing the music upstairs? Sweet

26:24

tunes. Tuneage. Look

26:27

at me like that. People say that, okay? The

26:30

green orchid. Ah,

26:32

here we go. See, I told you

26:35

I thought he was going to be a botanist. What's

26:37

the green orchid? Dad's orchid over there. It isn't the

26:39

same one. Yeah, same one. It

26:42

can't be. Telling you, mate. He

26:44

loves that thing. Does he indeed? If

26:47

you want an orchid, I can buy

26:49

you an orchid, Sherlock. This one

26:51

is different. Yeah, well, put it down for the

26:53

old man's thieves, all right? Indeed. Right.

26:56

Watson. Get to work. So,

26:59

sorry what? The game plan. Go.

27:02

The game plan? Eh,

27:05

give us a clue, mate. Oh, did

27:07

I not discuss it with the group? Apparently not.

27:10

I thought I did a very grand speech where I took

27:12

you all through my plan of action and assigned various roles.

27:14

Uh, no,

27:17

no. My mistake. Right. Victor

27:19

here told us that Lionel and Hunter will

27:21

often spend time in the second floor lounge.

27:24

Right, yeah. So, you will go and plant

27:26

your microphone in there amongst the couch cushions

27:28

or... Put it on the bookshelf. On the

27:30

bookshelf. Leave it recording and we

27:33

can have a listen later to glean

27:35

what we can from this most peculiar

27:37

relationship. Right, uh, okay. Oh,

27:39

here. So, are we done? Eh, I

27:41

need to pee anyway. Well, don't record

27:43

yourself peeing. We actively searching for sponsors.

27:45

No, I will plant the microphone in the

27:47

room. Ah, right, right, okay. Upstairs,

27:49

lounge is the first right. Barthroom is at the end

27:51

of the corridor. And do them in that order, please,

27:54

because I don't want to put a disclaimer at the

27:56

beginning of this episode that says it contains a Spanish

27:58

woman peeing. Time

28:01

to put you to work. Such

28:06

a beautiful home. Just

28:08

heading up the

28:11

stairs. Very

28:13

dark wood, lots of photos.

28:16

Family photos. Now

28:20

I'm on the second floor. No,

28:24

no, no. Second floor. Second floor.

28:26

Second floor. Okay,

28:29

I see the lounge and oh, oh.

28:32

Shit, shit, shit,

28:34

shit, shit. Hold on. Oh,

28:37

sweetie. Hi, hi, hi. Oh,

28:40

just a quick bathroom break. Yeah,

28:44

yeah, yeah, no worries. That one now.

28:48

I'm Hunter. Mariana. No,

28:50

shit. Italiano.

28:54

Spain. Ah, fuck yeah,

28:57

Spain, of course. They

29:00

all as pretty as you

29:02

and Spain. Um,

29:05

um. Yeah, yeah, or no. See,

29:08

Señor? Um, how

29:10

do you know they drive our family? Ah,

29:13

Lionel and I go a long, long

29:16

way back. Ah, right. Okay,

29:18

that's nice. Right the way

29:21

back to the beginning of it all.

29:24

Since you were born. Reborn.

29:28

Sweetheart. Let

29:31

me guess. You've got

29:33

yourself a boyfriend back home, eh? Some

29:36

Barcelona bull sack with tight

29:39

T-shirts and ponytail. Clicking

29:42

his miraculous. A

29:45

ribber. Or

29:51

are you single? Single.

29:54

I'm ready to single. I'm

29:58

single and. Ready

30:00

to piss myself if you um hmm vamos?

30:04

Yeah, very body good

30:09

Nice meeting you sweetheart. I'll

30:11

head downstairs lovely. Okay

30:15

Oh, I hope you don't fall down and then break your neck

30:20

Okay, okay game

30:22

plan game plan Where

30:26

is the lounge? Um

30:31

Here okay Here

30:33

we go Just going

30:35

to find somewhere to put

30:38

you You

30:43

you're going in between a book called a

30:45

captain's duty and a book about animals

30:49

of the I

31:18

Total donkey mate he's

31:20

trying to swim and just go oh

31:23

buddy help me I Can't

31:29

swim Bloches planning around

31:31

and I I just I'll

31:33

all him up anyway. I smack him

31:35

about like nothing else and I go

31:38

Don't worry Mikey. I'm

31:40

a nice I always

31:43

throw back what I catch and

31:46

Anybody goes Hahaha

31:51

That got all mighty his face

31:53

mate honestly what a bloody

31:55

picture Pardon

32:00

me for being so blunt. I don't

32:02

have my fault on such a... Ha,

32:05

steady. Yeah, very

32:07

bloody good mate. Who's the

32:09

little rabble downstairs, Lionel? Oh,

32:12

some of Victor's late. Oh.

32:16

Who doesn't strike me as the

32:18

kind to have mates, your kid?

32:21

He calmed down a bit, has he? You

32:24

what, mate? Getting his neck isn't a

32:26

twist, eh? Because I'm staying

32:28

here, right? Damn

32:31

right rude. Really, mate?

32:34

Yeah, I am. Have a

32:36

word, yeah. Kid

32:39

needs discipline. There's a reason

32:41

why he's pissing about with no job, leaving

32:43

with his daddy. They

32:45

don't learn otherwise. Mm-hmm.

32:48

Yeah. Of course. Do I

32:50

need to get firm with you, Lionel?

32:52

No, mate. Bloody course not.

32:55

You can always go give bed-o's a

32:57

visit, eh? He knew, didn't he, mate?

33:00

He knew. He

33:02

knew. He knew

33:04

what? He knew. Jimmy,

33:08

Jimmy, boy. Yeah,

33:10

he just... He

33:13

knew. What did he

33:15

know, Lionel? Let's

33:17

see if you've been paying

33:20

attention. He knew. What

33:23

did he know, Lionel?

33:25

He... he... The

33:28

consequences. Too bloody right, the

33:30

consequences. The consequences

33:32

of what, mate? It...

33:35

it... The, um... I'm

33:38

skipping out of line. What

33:41

the fuck is this? Lionel.

33:50

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34:01

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