Rob and Lesley celebrate the 4th of July the only way they know how: DRINKING ALOT OF ALCOHOL. They discuss their childhood celebrations, why some people can't grasp proper movie theater etiquette and then they travel to Cybertron and give "Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon" (Minor spoilers) 2.5 tampons. Lesley and Rob talk about cartoons from their childhood and things get heated when "Care Bears" and "My Little Pony" get brought up. They go on a ride with Ryan Reynolds and attempt to discuss "Green Lantern" (minor spoilers) but go off on a tangent about sisters who wear pants and a shirtless Kat Dennings.