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Hello Internet I'm your husband has Travis
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Mcelroy. And I'm your Wife has Theresa Mackerel
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and you're listening to Show Manners. It's extraordinary
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hello. Dear. How are you. Better
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today yesterday. Lots of lots of
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drainage. lots of lots and lots
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problems with my voice. But today
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the on days a new day
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and yeah, I'm I'm on the
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mend. I. Am back to.
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I. Think baseline. this is about right? Or.
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sound beautiful, melodic with an
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arm and jelic. well. My
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own Thank you. I'm. An
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hundred and ten percent so
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for everyday is a gift
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went to the chiropractor with a separate better
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at about our. How.
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Would you reviewer your Chiropractor? Five
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stars out of five.
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Nice review. Yes, The
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building did spook the early in the
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morning. I liked our as I Go
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is a big scary old timey looking
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building but inside very nice. Loved it
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Loved the decor. They were playing some
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good music. I had great time. Ah,
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Would you be willing to review
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online now? As live in I'll never do.
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You Never do that. I never. Think about. It,
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That's all we're talking about this,
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I know, online reviews specifically. Now
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we do have another episode about
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reviews and yeah, we talked. more
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about the art of
2:02
critique in that episode. Please go
2:04
back and listen to it. But I mentioned
2:08
in that episode that in
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order to be a critic, you
2:12
need to have knowledge and taste of
2:15
the subject, right? I
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talk about how it's important that
2:19
you love the form more
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than you love the creator, that
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you are able to see past
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kind of like the
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surface level and the image and
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expound upon how
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you're affected and all that kind
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of stuff, right? For like people who
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love... But now if you're reviewing like a small diner,
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then you just be like, I don't know,
2:41
man. It was the weirdest tuna salad I've ever had in
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my life. Right. So we're talking today
2:46
specifically about online reviews of
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things like products and
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diners or, you know, places
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like that. Like what a
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person who maybe isn't a critic,
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the challenges and history of reviews
3:02
from those perspectives. Okay. So
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online reviews started back in 1632. Nope.
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Nope. 19 and 95. Somewhere between those two dates. Yes.
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So first of all, way back, way,
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way back, you
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may not have had a choice
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depending upon where you lived to...
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You know,
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be a patron of a business. Oh, I
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see. Right. So it's like there's one
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hard restaurant. There was one restaurant. Yeah.
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One restaurant. One place to go get
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your hair cut. Like there... It
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doesn't matter how bad it was. If you
3:44
had to go there, you had to go there.
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That was it. That was it. If you didn't like it, you needed to move to
3:49
a different town where there were other businesses.
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Or start your own. Or start your own.
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Right? That's a
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possibility. But the reviews
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didn't have a lot to do. with
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the business kind of structure.
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Because even if it was bad, that was
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the only one. It was usually like, hey,
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don't get the tuna surprise. That's the
4:11
second tuna. Let me go a deeper
4:13
one. Don't get the broccoli surprise or
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whatever. The surprise is there's no broccoli
4:18
in it or whatever. It
4:20
would be like, this is the way you wanna get to the
4:22
restaurant, don't get anything else. Right? Right. But
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then we get to the 19th century. And
4:28
this is when we start to see
4:30
a rise in newspapers. Ooh, okay.
4:33
And not only is there the
4:35
newspaper that is a great way of spreading
4:38
information, they also need something to put in
4:40
the newspaper. Yeah, that's
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true. And the more news... They can't
4:44
sell a blank one. They can't be like stuff on
4:46
the front and then you're opening it. Like, I can't
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wait, wait a minute. There's nothing else in
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here. I mean, single page editions are fine.
4:52
But like, you know, they want to sell
4:54
more papers. So they want information to put
4:57
in the paper. Well, the newsies are out there. They're working hard.
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They got us out of the papers. I know. Several
5:01
editions a day sometimes. Yeah. And
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so one of the things that
5:06
started popping up are reviews
5:08
of businesses and such. Which
5:11
at first were probably treated more
5:13
like gossip columns than anything
5:15
else. But you know, as it
5:17
gets more and more formalized, we
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get to respect these things a little bit
5:22
more. Now it's not the only time that
5:24
we see kind of reviews in print. And
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we've talked about this, like I said, in the
5:29
other episode. In the
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19th century France, Alexandra
5:35
Balthazar-Lorrente, Gibon
5:37
de la Renier. The name just keeps going,
5:39
huh? He
5:42
was a food critic. Okay, I'm not sure which of
5:44
those were separate names and which were just hyphenated
5:48
maybe? Is
5:50
that five different names? Yeah, yeah, look. Don't
5:52
hold your frozen clothes. Alexandra
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Balthazar-Lorrente, Grimard de la
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Renier. Yep. I'm
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And so he published the Gourmands
6:03
almanac to give foodies advice on
6:06
which restaurant to eat in France
6:08
are thought it was several tomes.
6:10
Okay, there was a lot of
6:13
restaurants. had the time. Know
6:15
like now? the one I'm sorry I'm
6:18
out. It's Huge. It was
6:20
more of a guidebook array than like the
6:22
formal. Review Hum.
6:25
But then. Once.
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We have the newspapers. the
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you said Now have this
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widely read, inexpensive source for
6:35
news right arm and. Here's
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the thing, right? New. York
6:39
Times have heard of a published. Their
6:42
first restaurant review. On
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January First Eighteen, Sixty Nine.
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Oka that seems so late to me,
6:49
but. You. Have it
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there it is. The reviewer themselves
6:53
wished to remain anonymous. been described
6:55
as only a strong minded. Reporter
6:58
of the time years Abraham Lincoln
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probably not. Outbreak could have been.
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From. Fifty nine could have been probably
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not the you don't know though. The.
7:07
Pc Game is on s He was known for
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his honesty. I betty a feared.
7:12
Occasionally I owe him. I'm saying to
7:14
had been Abraham Lincoln. It begins with
7:17
the assignment as given to them by
7:19
the editor. It says time somewhere else
7:21
today and somewhere else tomorrow. I wish
7:23
you to dine everywhere from the asked
7:25
her house restaurant to the smallest description
7:27
was dining salon in the city. In
7:30
order that you may furnace and account
7:32
of all of these places he adds
7:34
in the article, it was admitted that
7:36
the paper would be paying. For the
7:38
Dennis. Some.
7:41
And so it kind of
7:43
set this precedent. Allow
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residents know what.
7:49
It set a precedent about
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reviewers remaining anonymous, which is
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not something that we really
7:55
has today. As far as
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online reviews you have the
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publish a an email address.
8:01
Usually we have to have
8:03
an account to log in
8:05
to things like Yelp and
8:07
Six I. Am not anonymous like no
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one could figure out who you were right,
8:12
but anonymous in that you can make your
8:14
screen name something else and they were V
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Ret you. Don't have to be associated
8:19
with it, but you are traceable. Mimeme.
8:21
This reporter was Trace who have the time
8:23
of you went to the paper and said
8:25
like a whoever. I'm
8:28
saying you can't say there's no
8:30
anonymity on the internet when you
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are v overlays dry like arms
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of face is more non of
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them. maybe we thing maybe maybe
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All right. So shortly after restaurant
8:41
reviews became popular, it was
8:43
possible that people would see
8:45
the writers rights and so.
8:48
When. You have the Sas who might know
8:50
who you are the you might get a
8:52
different experience. That's what. I'm talking about the
8:54
you start. Worries Darwin
8:56
costumes ah and up in
8:58
disguise. I. Mean maybe, but
9:00
more like. Different. Names
9:02
probably or of that. Some.
9:05
And so there. There is
9:07
a reviewer famously today that
9:10
is still anonymously reviewing Marina
9:12
Laughlin. Com
9:14
who is from The Guardian. She does
9:16
not allow photograph of her to be
9:19
taken and there's only one publish photograph
9:21
of her with a white plate. Covering
9:23
her face as Abraham Lincoln. Know.
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Of. That is Dead. What? Holds.
9:30
On. What? Happens. People.
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Don't. Live for two hundred
9:35
years. Ago so he died of old. It's okay,
9:37
so let's see. like. Other okay, Next
9:40
we has in the nineteen seventies, Tim
9:42
and Nina Zagat begin to compile restaurant
9:45
ratings from diners who mostly at the
9:47
beginning were just their friends. And then
9:49
they publish the very first faggot guide.
9:52
Zagat says the things seem to as
9:54
an Snl sketch. maybe
9:56
with chris farley where he like read
9:59
his it's there I'm
10:01
going to read out of Zagat and he
10:03
would like open the book and just like
10:05
read the Riviere in like, oh, this is
10:07
lovely. Oh, and it's got good read. And
10:09
I just, I can't hear Zagat just because
10:11
of the way that it was said. Oh,
10:13
it's Zagat. Zagat. And
10:15
I think about that all the time. I've never
10:17
seen that. I don't know that I've ever picked
10:19
up Zagat. There's this weird,
10:21
I talk about it a
10:23
lot in different things. I call it cultural osmosis, which
10:25
I think other people like maybe have
10:27
different names for it or maybe I didn't invent that name.
10:30
But this thing of like, I know exactly what that is.
10:32
And someone's like, oh, so you've used it or you've done
10:34
it or you've seen it. I'm like, oh, absolutely not. But
10:37
I know exactly what it is. I could tell
10:39
you everything about it. I have never touched it
10:41
in my life. Interesting.
10:44
Zagat. Thanks, Chris Farley. So
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getting to the heart of the matter, the
10:49
first online reviews began to make an
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appearance in 1999. And
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those weren't even like reviews of brick and
10:56
mortar stores. It was mostly, like
10:58
we've talked about before, like eBay. And
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it was meant to help people kind
11:06
of like suss out the
11:08
legitimacy of who they were buying
11:10
things from. I think at this point, still,
11:13
I mean, what, 25 years later, like
11:16
customer reviews is like
11:19
the biggest metric, maybe most
11:21
important metric when it comes to like
11:24
e-shopping. Because
11:26
this idea, especially when you're dealing with
11:29
like dropshippers and Amazon and stuff and
11:31
you can't pick this thing up and
11:34
it's like, oh, this looks exactly what I need.
11:37
And it's like 10,000 reviews and one star. And
11:39
you're like, oh, this isn't what I mean. I'm
11:41
not getting this at all. I
11:44
mean, I think that also a little
11:46
tangent on that. People
11:48
paying for reviews and
11:50
reviews on one thing. Like
11:53
I have been shopping before and looked
11:55
at reviews to find that the reviews
11:57
that are on the page for where
11:59
the item are not reviewing that
12:02
item, they're for other items. They
12:04
kind of pad out the reviews. This is
12:06
just a word of warning. I watch a
12:08
lot of videos on YouTube about scams and
12:10
stuff, and there's also people who, and I
12:13
don't know which websites
12:15
allow you to do this, but
12:17
there are plenty of people on different
12:19
places who will delete negative reviews. That's
12:23
unscrupulous. Indeed. So
12:26
that way, you look and you're like, oh, this must be
12:28
a scam, and then you look, all these reviews are four
12:30
and five stars, and talk about how great it is. And
12:32
it's like, well, yeah, but they've deleted all the bad
12:35
ones. So this is where
12:37
it differs from
12:39
the critic idea, right? Because now
12:41
every person who can
12:43
sign in, who has an email address or
12:46
whatever, can leave a
12:48
review. They may not be talented in
12:50
reviewing. They may not have any expertise.
12:54
The idea is you read these reviews
12:56
kind of with a little bit of
12:58
the sirens going off in
13:01
your head, like, what does this person
13:03
really know? Are they talking about their
13:05
personal experience? Is it more
13:08
about when this shipped to me, it
13:10
was broken, instead of like- Or
13:12
like they ordered a size that was too small, and
13:14
that has nothing to do. I
13:16
think it's why customer reviews online should
13:19
be viewed as like an aggregate score,
13:21
right? Where, like for example, right, if
13:23
I was looking for the
13:26
best keyboard, right, to use with my computer, I
13:28
might go on something like Wirecutter, or look
13:30
at reviews of like, hey, we are experts
13:33
in this thing, we put it through its
13:35
tests, and this is what we determined to
13:37
be the best thing, right? Okay,
13:39
great, I'm gonna take that one source,
13:42
you know, or whatever, versus I'm
13:44
looking for, I don't know, a bookcase,
13:46
right? And I'm scrolling through an online
13:49
shop, looking at bookcases, and
13:51
I'm looking for things to have, you
13:53
know, thousands of scores, and looking at
13:55
the aggregate number Of like, oh,
13:57
okay, out of these thousands of reviews, the average-
14:00
Image out of five stars as like four
14:02
point nine that's a really good in there
14:04
might be somebody and there's I. I ordered
14:06
his bookcase and in the i don't like
14:08
outlook the my room one star or whatever.
14:11
the yeah but the aggregate score is what
14:13
I'm looking for. So you have this kind
14:15
of like check and balance ray is that. People.
14:19
Who aren't. Maybe maybe they aren't
14:22
beholden to the company or. Insist
14:24
institutions and so they have this really
14:26
like fresh kind of take on things
14:28
and then you have people who don't
14:31
understand that they didn't like the the
14:33
case for the bookcases doing the saying
14:35
that it's supposed to be doing and
14:38
is as expected and so they give
14:40
it one star because I don't like
14:42
it but like you have to it
14:45
is becoming kind of an art form
14:47
of specifically online shopping to be able
14:49
to assist through. These kind of
14:51
things yeah I'm at as especially.
14:55
When. I'm servile that we're gonna talk
14:57
more about at after break but you
14:59
gotta watch out to Derby was like
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ah I own this business of their
15:03
my rivals consumerist and people to write
15:06
negative reviews on their veins even though
15:08
they've never minutes does have a recently
15:10
another unscrupulous fact that yeah where there
15:12
was like this word prefer for on
15:14
the social media's about I believe it
15:16
was like a fox had to and
15:19
that people are like we're gonna. Metaphorically
15:22
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15:24
but they went. To the wrong
15:26
like with tattoo parlor home and
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they were like feeling was bad
15:31
reviews it was like that wasn't
15:33
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tell me more about reviews. So
17:33
far, you're telling me about it? Two
17:35
thumbs up, five stars. So
17:38
we've got in 2001, the Yellow
17:40
Pages and City Search added
17:42
an online review feature to their own business
17:44
directory. Yellow Pages, for those of
17:46
you listening home, they used to
17:49
deliver books to people with very
17:51
thin, cheap paper. They
17:53
would write these things called phone numbers on
17:55
them, and you would call them, and sometimes
17:57
someone would be there. It was very exciting.
18:00
And then in 2004 Yelp came on the
18:03
scene as like a one-stop shop for small
18:06
businesses reviews and opinions. 2007
18:08
brought us Goodreads for public
18:10
book reviews and then 2011
18:12
gave us Letterboxd for amateur
18:15
movie critics to bask in.
18:17
And so now like
18:19
if if you can talk
18:21
about it you could review it on the internet. And
18:25
you know we've got lots
18:27
of different ways to do like
18:29
Google reviews and then there's Glassdoor
18:31
reviews and I mean if you
18:34
just if you just
18:36
look up hilarious Glassdoor reviews. That's
18:38
job applique right? Yeah. Like employers
18:40
and stuff? Yeah there's a Alex's
18:42
favorite is from an ex Starbucks
18:44
employee where the headline of the
18:46
review is working here is poopy.
18:49
Oh boy! And their advice to
18:51
management was to suck some eggs. Oh
18:54
boy! Okay! So this
18:56
is what we're talking about right? There's a professor
18:58
reviews and stuff too right? Like you can
19:00
see like what kind of teacher you're looking
19:02
at for the next semester. Yeah
19:04
there's like TripAdvisor which
19:07
offers reviews of like
19:09
travel destinations. Facebook
19:11
reviews we find are more
19:14
for businesses when Amazon allows
19:16
you to review products. And
19:18
then so like a
19:22
2019 survey by shopperapproved said that
19:24
a whopping 81% of consumers checked
19:27
Google reviews before trying out a new spot.
19:30
Yeah I would say that's true. I mean if
19:33
I'm looking especially man with kids
19:35
right? Like I need to know if the
19:38
place is like conducive
19:40
to bring children to. I need to look
19:42
at what's on the menu. Are the kids
19:44
gonna eat it? You know like all kinds
19:46
of stuff. I would say that when
19:49
we're looking for a restaurant specifically I do
19:51
tend to look at the menu. I don't
19:53
know if I rely so much on the
19:55
reviews as I do like the pictures. I
19:57
love looking at pictures of the restaurant. because
20:00
I can tell from the pictures if
20:03
it's gonna be like, is
20:05
this place well lit? Is this place
20:07
like all high top tables or something,
20:09
right? Or does it have nice cozy
20:11
boots we can push the children into?
20:13
Things like that. Well, I have
20:15
found that, I think it's on Google, like
20:17
Google Maps, they use a lot to find
20:19
restaurants. If you search good for kids, you
20:22
will pull up like things based on what
20:24
they find in the reviews as well of
20:26
this is good for kids, this is not
20:29
good for kids, and so
20:31
you can find it by searching
20:33
the topics you're looking for, like
20:35
allows dogs or whatever, and even
20:38
if it's just mentioned in people's reviews, it
20:40
will pull up that lets
20:42
you search through it. So how
20:45
to leave online reviews that are
20:47
both thoughtful and helpful?
20:50
First, can I tell, Bebe
20:52
does this thing and it's really funny to me
20:55
where she'll be eating dinner and she's like, hey,
20:57
this dinner, and she'll hold one thumb up and
20:59
then she'll go, no wait, hold on, I changed
21:01
her mind, two thumbs up.
21:03
And I'm like, okay, cool man,
21:05
and it just feels like such
21:08
a reviewer fit, I don't
21:10
know if she's picked it up from a YouTube video or something, one
21:12
thumbs up, no way, I was wrong.
21:15
Two thumbs up, and it's a reveal,
21:18
it's a double switch of no, I
21:20
changed her mind. Two
21:22
thumbs up, and it's like, whoa, Jason,
21:24
whoa. Anyways,
21:27
like and subscribe. So first, I
21:29
think that the
21:31
first thing that
21:34
one should consider is
21:36
when should I write a
21:38
review? When is
21:40
it actually appropriate to write
21:42
an online review for something?
21:45
This is good to talk about because for
21:47
a long time, I think
21:49
it's gotten a lot better, but for
21:51
a long time, the only reviews you would
21:54
see on Yelp were negative, right? Because
21:56
when you have a good experience, you're like, that was nice, right?
21:58
And you just walk away. And it's people
22:01
most want to leave their thoughts when
22:03
they have something to complain about. And
22:06
like I made it
22:08
really hard sometimes to be like, I don't
22:10
know, man, this place is like really well
22:12
reviewed. But here on this website has like
22:14
two stars. And you look and it's like,
22:16
yeah, there are three reviews and they're all
22:18
very negative. And it's because it's like they
22:20
had a singularly bad experience and wanted to
22:22
talk about it. But I think it's gotten
22:24
a lot better now. I think people have
22:26
gotten used to like, even if they don't
22:28
leave a written review, they do the stars or
22:30
they do thumbs up or whatever it is. Right.
22:33
And I think that what you really
22:35
need to ask yourself is, is this
22:37
review helpful? Yeah. Because
22:41
for a couple of reasons. First, let's
22:43
talk about kind of like genericism,
22:46
right? Say
22:48
that you're reviewing something on Amazon.
22:51
If you're reviewing a toothbrush, you
22:54
probably don't need to type up
22:56
a dissertation on how much
22:58
you love this toothbrush because a toothbrush is
23:02
usually just a toothbrush. I'm not sure
23:04
you can make it very funny or if
23:06
it's a toothbrush that has special qualities,
23:08
right? Yeah. No, I'm just talking about
23:10
like a regular toothbrush. They
23:13
are pretty much all the same. And
23:15
they pretty much tell you what you're going to
23:17
get. Are the bristles soft? Are the bristles hard?
23:20
Does it have a little plastic thingy that might stab
23:22
your gums or does it not? That kind of thing.
23:25
I don't think they're supposed to stab your gums.
23:27
Is that happening to you? I think it is.
23:29
Oh, babe, you have to unwrap the toothbrush. I
23:31
would say though, just to use this
23:33
as an example, right? If it
23:35
was something like, oh, this is activated charcoal
23:38
and it has this and this and this
23:40
technology that's going to do this and this
23:42
and this. And you buy it
23:44
and you're like, it doesn't do any of that
23:46
and it tastes, I don't know, like dirt, right?
23:49
Charcoal. It tastes like dirt. It
23:51
does taste dirt. That would be an excellent
23:54
thing to leave in a review for someone like me who's
23:56
like, but they say it's better so I should buy it.
23:58
And then you're like, no, don't do that, Travis. It
24:00
is not better. But on
24:03
the other side, right, you have
24:05
maybe like clothing, right, which is
24:08
really dependent on the sizing and
24:10
the way that it's cut and
24:13
how different bodies are going to fit into
24:15
it is different
24:17
for every person, right? So reviews can
24:19
be helpful where you talk about this
24:21
garment runs very small. It says
24:23
that it's a large and I usually wear a
24:25
large, but it fit me very tightly. So maybe
24:28
size up, that kind of thing. And also,
24:30
I mean, the reviews that I always
24:32
really appreciate and stuff like that, because
24:34
it is online, I'm not picking it
24:36
up. I'm not able to try it
24:38
on. If you're like the fabric's really
24:40
scratchy, right, or like it's very thin
24:42
or I wore it for
24:45
a week and it started to fall
24:47
apart, right, that's very helpful when I
24:49
can't physically pick it up and hold
24:52
it, right? I want to look and
24:54
see if it's like, do not do
24:56
this, right? Or like I buy a
24:58
lot of aquarium equipment, right? And
25:00
one of the things I look for is like,
25:02
it's really loud, right? Or it runs
25:05
super quiet or whatever, because that's one of
25:07
the things I need and I can't know
25:09
that until I've bought it. Exactly.
25:11
So we've got kind of like
25:14
one side of the scale is, was
25:17
it really bad? You're allowed to write a review.
25:20
Was it really good? You're allowed to write a review.
25:23
Now I also think that
25:25
in the age of online
25:27
shopping specifically, if an
25:29
item is as expected,
25:32
I believe that that is okay to
25:34
write a review for, because so many
25:36
times we see a picture of like,
25:38
say a rug, right, that you want to buy. And
25:41
someone in the reviews writes, this rug
25:44
is three by five inches instead of
25:46
three by five feet. That's important to
25:48
know. That's very important to know. It may
25:51
not, depending upon
25:53
how Legit. The store
25:56
is, right, that selling this may be
25:58
on like Amazon or whatever. Hammer
26:00
right, I'm. They. May
26:02
not actually say. And.
26:05
The Pixies could be misleading. I think
26:07
that it's an okay thing to write.
26:09
This was as expected. Well let me
26:11
tell you what you don't need right and
26:13
live I did a bit on my brother
26:15
my brother me for wow I would read
26:17
once or if he suggested and griffin and
26:20
they would have to guess with the product
26:22
was and my favorite ones I was came
26:24
across or something like I bought this for
26:26
my daughter and see didn't like at one
26:28
star well hold on man my I don't
26:30
know if that is the prior like this
26:32
toys as is very broad kids and my
26:34
daughter was i garver ensues i our play
26:37
with this said this product is bad man
26:39
oh man. Specifically. Speaking
26:41
now, you do want to keep
26:43
your views as concise as possible.
26:45
Freitas, you're not getting extra points
26:47
for a flower li frat flower
26:50
of. We frau of
26:52
flowery. yep. Language. But
26:55
you are getting points for getting
26:57
to the point rights and then
26:59
make sure that your grammar and
27:02
spelling and punctuation are correct. All
27:04
of that aids in like understanding
27:06
of you review or because if
27:08
I if I can't read it
27:10
I can't. And you also don't
27:12
yet. Backstory: eat on a bag or when
27:14
I was a kid and an island or
27:17
a move habit and his habits and now
27:19
this he says Avalon movie reviews yeah I'm
27:21
reason people be like I remember seeing the
27:23
some Feeders and blah blah blah blah blah
27:25
like cool man. The. Odyssey
27:27
to now is him as it's as
27:29
the like the movie or not own
27:31
yeah because I'd it isn't then I
27:33
don't. Hate. I don't
27:36
understand looking at movie reviews to the five
27:38
yuan. wants a movie or my arm. I'd
27:40
rather watch the trailer as if I'm interested.
27:42
Business mean right? And my were like hey,
27:45
I'm this movie Tim isn't It just goes
27:47
to a black screen and remains relax for
27:49
you for an hour and twenty minutes and
27:52
that's all there is. I would like to
27:54
know that before I go see the movie,
27:56
otherwise I'm on paradise. Try it out. That.
27:59
That will be. Strength Atlanta okay, were limited.
28:01
He falls apart in a week or whatever
28:03
I get. I love you know that zig
28:06
movies made of Ruth? That's immaterial. Some. Next,
28:08
you need to be very choosy whether
28:10
or not you name someone in your.
28:12
Review. My for. Restaurants Specifically Com:
28:14
If you are writing a good
28:16
reveal, it might be really helpful
28:18
to shout out your server or
28:20
or someone who gave you great
28:22
customer service. Ah, not only is
28:25
that kind of like. Really
28:27
awesome to read that people enjoy
28:29
being take care of. Thought wakes
28:32
the also some restaurants run little contest
28:34
for servers or you know they
28:36
made. A retail software like. There's
28:38
a. Link of
28:40
the bottom or something and co to the
28:43
bottom. Interview this person and if you give
28:45
me and sars or whatever like that is.
28:48
Like I've worked a lot to resell johnson them from they
28:50
move. They paid and. But if
28:52
someone wasn't particularly helpful,
28:54
I would caution against
28:57
naming that particular person
28:59
in the reveal because.
29:01
If. You are that unsatisfied with
29:04
a specific person and I
29:06
would recommend reaching out to
29:08
the owner. Instead.
29:10
Ah, and because they are the
29:12
people who could actually rectify. The.
29:15
Situation You writing and online
29:17
reviews saying how somebody ignored
29:19
you at a restaurant and
29:21
their name was blah blah
29:23
then that doesn't. That doesn't
29:25
make anything better, it just
29:27
makes life worth for that
29:29
particular. Person. I would also say
29:31
that. Than
29:34
I am sure he talked about this before
29:36
but you do not know what factors have
29:38
gone into that person's day that has brought
29:40
them to this point and I would argue
29:43
most of the things that you would complain
29:45
about a spare specific server on like in
29:47
a restaurant is like may be a factor
29:49
of it's completely outside of their control. like
29:52
the restaurant was under staffed and they had
29:54
way too many tables or like the kitchen
29:56
was way behind them. it took longer to
29:58
get your food up. Or like
30:00
the food being made wrong isn't
30:02
rarely like a server small unless
30:05
the internet like it. So I
30:07
would say that somebody's going above
30:09
and beyond. Right is them? Being.
30:11
An exemplary employ. They're. Being
30:14
issues with like wait times you
30:16
know their food being wrong or
30:18
cold or whatever is more of
30:20
an indication that there is something
30:22
going wrong at the restaurant as
30:25
a whole. Way more than Isis
30:27
like man, this one person. Made.
30:29
Everything wrong or whenever it like. I think
30:32
it's more of an indication of their something
30:34
an we pick them up the process and.
30:36
I. Think that that is okay to
30:38
right ear of the else. It is
30:40
okay to write that they're they're succeeding
30:42
for the tables as poor, so their
30:45
servers are overwhelmed right? Or their kitchen
30:47
is badly rent so the food comes
30:49
out called rat for it. Things like
30:51
that right? I think that is very
30:54
helpful for someone whereas calling out a
30:56
person specifically saying it was all their
30:58
fault. Probably. Not very helpful
31:00
and I think that is you are
31:02
writing online reviews. you need to be
31:05
open to responses in two thousand and
31:07
nine Yelp added. The ability for businesses
31:09
to reply to the is so becomes
31:12
more of a dialogue riots in so
31:14
it's possible you might get upon it
31:16
back on your if you from a
31:18
manager who wants to make sense right?
31:21
and I think that that's something that
31:23
you really should try and be open
31:25
to. Not saying that you can't express
31:27
your frustrations but be open. To
31:30
the possibility that the company really wants to
31:32
try and make things better for you.
31:34
Com And if you're a business owner,
31:36
I think that that's a great tool for
31:38
you to be ready to give this
31:40
responses in a. Kind and respectful manner
31:43
of course. Not everyone is
31:45
going to love everything that they
31:47
do and that's okay. Maybe that's
31:49
not the. The. demographic
31:51
maybe that you're aiming for like
31:53
we talked about the kids stuff
31:55
if you say that your restaurant
31:57
is great for kids and then
32:00
Somebody with kids has a poor experience because
32:02
you don't have a kids menu, right? They
32:05
might write that and then
32:07
if you're a restaurant owner Have a
32:09
kid's it get some boxes of craft mac
32:11
and cheese in there get some frozen macaron
32:13
Get some frozen chicken nuggets like a hard
32:16
and listen Hey listen if you're listening and
32:18
you in a restaurant and you have a
32:20
kid's menu and you have macaroni and cheese
32:22
on there and it isn't Craft
32:24
macaroni and cheese has become like a personal chance
32:27
any chance I get What
32:31
are you doing? Because I say to my kid
32:33
there's no there's macaroni and cheese I'm like yeah
32:36
And then it comes and there's like some breadcrumbs and
32:38
it's brulee and it's got all kinds of
32:40
stuff in it And my daughter like no,
32:42
what is this? No,
32:45
just make it craft macaroni and cheese I'm I'm
32:47
over the moon if it's mad like craft macaroni
32:50
cheese Are you kidding me? You can bring me
32:52
out of one of those little microwavable cups of
32:54
craft macaroni and cheese and I'll be so happy
32:56
because my kid Well, I'm eating food
32:58
that I didn't have to make it's amazing Stop
33:01
overdoing the kids macaroni and cheese.
33:04
Who are you trying to impress
33:06
my four-year-old? Come on Sorry,
33:08
I'm done now. It's just you're
33:10
done. Yeah. Okay. All
33:12
right, so Inflammation
33:16
it is after macaroni and
33:18
cheese. No Every time no,
33:21
no, no, okay that word we're done with macaroni and
33:23
cheese. You said you were done same with
33:25
grilled cheese, by the way Oh, yeah, she's
33:27
bread. Don't put other stuff on there. They're
33:29
children. Okay, go on. Okay so
33:33
information Please be
33:35
effusive with your five-star
33:37
reviews. Everybody loves them. They're
33:39
great Also, don't be afraid
33:42
if you have any kind of
33:44
like anxiety to express your frustrations,
33:46
right? But there are a few
33:48
things I would recommend first reach
33:50
out to the company
33:53
first Is sometimes
33:55
if you send them directly to them instead of
33:57
posting it online, they'll be eager to make things
33:59
better for you Especially if it's something... So avoid
34:01
the negative review. If it's like this, it was broken,
34:03
right? Right. Cool. We
34:06
can replace that. That's not an inherent problem with
34:09
the company. I mean, if you're like, this
34:11
was packed badly or whatever. Right. But
34:13
so often, that might be a deal with the delivery. It
34:16
might be, I don't know, who knows, right? But
34:18
most people are willing to
34:20
make it right, especially small businesses. Yeah.
34:23
Right? Also have a reasonable amount of
34:25
empathy. You never know what that person is going through. And
34:29
we've talked about that. We've also talked about thinking
34:31
before you post. Are you angry about
34:33
this situation? Maybe
34:35
having a cooling off period will help give you
34:37
a little more insight
34:40
on the matter. Sleep on it. Talk
34:42
it out with your friends. Maybe try
34:45
not to rely too much on this
34:48
perceived anonymity. Right? Yeah. I
34:51
would also say, along with a certain
34:53
amount of empathy, have a reasonable expectation
34:55
of the process, even before you get
34:57
there. Right? And you
34:59
have to engage, because there would
35:01
be a big difference between like,
35:03
oh, I'm going to this chain
35:05
salon, right, where there's 18 people
35:08
working all the time, to this independently
35:11
owned small business salon, where there's
35:13
maybe two people, and I might
35:16
have to wait a little bit
35:18
longer, because it's only two people, but
35:20
the server, whatever. Right? And
35:22
so those are different experiences. But
35:24
if you go into it expecting
35:27
one or the other, you're
35:29
going to be disappointed, and your review is
35:31
going to reflect that. Yes. I
35:34
would also say, don't
35:36
feel guilty if you are an anxious
35:38
type person, and I sometimes am. Don't
35:41
feel guilty about reporting something like racism,
35:44
or homophobia, or blatant sexism, or anything
35:46
like that. Because
35:48
if you felt like creeped out, or
35:50
upset by a place, writing
35:52
a review is a good way to make sure
35:54
that other people avoid that experience. Yeah. So
35:57
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