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Is It Just Me: Cake gives me the willies

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Is It Just Me: Cake gives me the willies

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0:03

Hello

0:07

everyone and welcome back to Should I Delete That?

0:10

I'm Em Clarkson. I'm Kat Clarkson. Oh,

0:12

Kat Clarkson! I know. Can we start again? I don't like

0:14

that. No, no. I don't like that. My name's Kat here.

0:16

None of you have mentioned to call me Kat. Could you get? It's

0:18

a pity dog, bye. Oh, Danny beats me with that. Not

0:21

that I'm sure you've been fed. Now,

0:24

obviously we put questions out to the group.

0:26

I feel like this is an intervention you

0:28

just haven't told me. Surprise.

0:31

Yeah. Everybody you love is about to walk

0:33

through that door. God, these aren't recording. These phones are made of

0:35

cake. That. I love those videos. I

0:38

love those videos. I also love cake. Like, I love cake

0:40

so much. You wouldn't get to look at me. I don't

0:42

care for cake. But like,

0:44

it's massively sweet tooth. I have massively sweet tooth. But cake

0:46

gives me release. I love cake. Like, a Victoria's

0:49

Fong. Oh,

0:57

yeah. That's different. With the

0:59

fondant, cheap... like, kids' ice cream. Not ice cream.

1:02

Icing. With jam and the cream and they're like...

1:04

Argh! That's good. A good Victoria's sponge is crazy.

1:07

Chocolate cake, not for me. Icing's always too rich.

1:09

I fucking love icing. I'd take icing over cake

1:11

if I had gone to my head, choose one.

1:14

Do a Watson Oreos. No. No.

1:18

It's not like I'm not... Oh,

1:20

happily, the icing. What can we say anyway? Chill.

1:24

Did you guys struggle with comparing yourselves to each other growing up? Yes.

1:27

Yeah. That's such a... I mean, it's got to be a sister thing.

1:29

I think there's something quite good about our age gap. I think it

1:31

would have been harder if we'd been closer together. For you, maybe. I

1:33

had a terrible time. Because you were like... because you were the perfect

1:35

age when I was younger.

1:39

Before I was a teenager, you were like the

1:41

perfect age for me. I was like, I'm not a girl. I'm not

1:43

a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl.

1:46

I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a

1:48

girl. I'm not a girl. I

1:50

was a teenager. You were like the perfect age

1:53

for what I was aspiring to be. Oh, really?

1:55

Yes. I was like, I'm

1:57

not. I was feeling insecure. No. I'm

1:59

still hating everyone. and your hair was

2:01

really coiffed and you had these

2:03

cool male friends and I was like, who are

2:06

they? That would be me. And then I

2:09

went a completely different route. Not on purpose

2:11

but I did aspire for your level of

2:13

greatness. That's so nice. See I've always

2:15

felt the other way, I guess when I was 13 I

2:17

was like I'm not going to be jealous of an eight

2:20

year old. Yeah. Although my inner child probably was a bit,

2:22

I was like, oh what are you going to have to go

2:24

for a trampoline? Oh don't go for

2:26

a fucking trampoline again. I used to get a trampoline

2:28

just a couple of times you got to go, oh

2:30

no one went on a trampoline with me because you

2:32

were the little one, I'd rather catch you little. I

2:34

would have but you had that

2:36

look about you or you were very intimidated. I

2:38

can't believe that. I was

2:41

so insecure. Please. I'm sorry.

2:43

But no I think I probably wasn't jealous of you

2:45

in that way because you

2:48

were so much younger. Yeah. And then when I was

2:50

18 you were 13 so again there wouldn't

2:52

have been a time to be

2:54

jealous but I found that I've been more

2:57

jealous of you since I've compiled myself to

2:59

you more since I've got old, we've

3:01

both been adults. Yeah because now

3:04

you're like horrifically old and decrepit you're

3:06

looking back on me and you're like,

3:09

I'm a failed youth. Agree. Yeah. Whoa

3:11

look at that smooth forehead. As if

3:14

I was a human today I need

3:16

to get a photo so badly. I don't know

3:18

why I've always had premature aging specifically on

3:21

my forehead but I have honestly

3:23

I have fine lines out

3:25

the wazoo on my forehead. It's crazy.

3:27

Just call the shit back. Not

3:30

so much. It's on certain days. It'll

3:33

be on days in your 30s. I'm always

3:36

done. Well then drink, you don't drink enough water,

3:38

you don't. You don't. How much do you have

3:40

a day? I have one of those huge shops

3:42

today, you know those huge... I thought they

3:45

had sheep. Yeah. They had

3:47

like... I've got a thumbs

3:49

into my fat. My

3:52

kitchen sink is

3:55

like industrial size. I just put the plug

3:57

in, fill it up to the brim, stick my head in. I'm

4:00

stuck. And that's when I joined for the rest of

4:02

the day. And yet my forehead is still wrinkly. For

4:05

real, how much are you drinking in a day? I'm

4:08

blanking on the word but you know those huge... Chilli

4:11

bottles. No, you know those

4:13

huge... I have that big

4:15

black bottle that you used to have... 2.3 litres. Yes,

4:18

I drink one of those a day. I don't have 5 litres a day.

4:21

Oh, grow up. No one has 5 litres a day. I have 5 litres a

4:23

day. How's your bladder? Remarkable

4:26

considering I've had a baby also, but I have been doing

4:29

my pelvic floor exercises, although since having a baby. Good for

4:31

you. You get these things on

4:33

TikTok that's like, the woman that's like,

4:35

okay, follow me to the beat. And you're like, squeeze your money.

4:38

Follow me to the beat. Yeah. Um...

4:41

This is so good. I've got the LV Trainer, so you literally

4:43

put it up your... No. Your Nurn.

4:46

And it's a game. If you remember how you

4:48

used to play Slappy Birds or Angry Birds or whatever

4:50

it was on your iPad. Slappy Birds, it connects to

4:52

your iPad. It connects to your phone and you've got

4:54

to like go through like... It's like, I had old

4:56

enough. And it is why we need another meteor. We

4:58

need another Ice Age. We've gone too

5:00

far. Oh, we haven't. It's so good because

5:03

it's actually... After I had Arlo, um, my

5:05

pelvic floor was really, really tight. And

5:07

then basically I was really... You know, I've always been able

5:09

to hold my wee for ages. Yeah. And

5:12

I'd be really good until I was. And it was like, I could

5:14

hold on for so long. So you could

5:16

hold in a wee until you pissed

5:18

yourself, essentially. Pretty rough. Okay, that

5:20

seems like the way for most people. No, but it was

5:22

like, my muscle was fatigue. Like,

5:25

I was... Well, I used to be able

5:27

to hold for ages. It's hard to hold for ages. No,

5:29

I know. But like specifically postpartum,

5:32

because of like the pressure

5:34

that like, placing a kid

5:36

around on your pelvic floor has for nine months.

5:38

And then, you know, having a like ripped out

5:40

of your abdomen. Um, so

5:42

great. It's such a miracle. Um, and

5:45

anyway, that took its toll. So it would start to

5:47

happen. If I would need the loop, then I wouldn't

5:49

have control. Like, what I

5:51

always had, like, if Alex made me laugh, or

5:53

if like it got like just too much, and

5:55

I can't control it anymore. Oh, that

5:57

was my first had, although, and now, different

6:00

pelvic floor exercises. Two nights ago I'd

6:02

really nearly weed myself because Alex tickled

6:04

me but apart from that... Well that

6:06

can't be helped it's like your body's

6:08

natural response whenever you're tickled to just evacuate.

6:11

And you and I specifically have trauma

6:13

related to tickling. God. I think about it all the

6:15

time. One time, Em was after babysitting me when she

6:17

was about 12 or 13. She's too young to think

6:19

in the airway. This wasn't even what I was thinking

6:21

of. I was thinking about our mum chasing us upstairs.

6:23

Oh bam bam bam! No that's really scary. I told

6:25

you she looked at me a couple of years ago

6:27

and it was like I was immediately eight years old

6:29

again and it was the scariest thing I had kicked

6:31

her in the face. I was like I'm gonna fucking

6:33

get away from me getting my mum I'm trying to

6:35

get on trigger. It's really scary being chased up the

6:37

stairs. I'm going like I'm

6:40

gonna get you like long and pin your face. Oh

6:43

my god. And it's terrifying.

6:46

Yeah the fight though. Yeah. Em was

6:48

babysitting me and sort

6:51

of tickling me. And we all know that tickling

6:53

is like a form of torture. It's actually not

6:55

fun just because you're laughing. No it genuinely is

6:57

Em. Like it's really painful. You wouldn't know because

6:59

you've never had it like this. You were tickling

7:01

me, literally chasing me around the house. I do

7:03

this fair warning. I asked you to stop. I

7:05

begged you to stop. You were so

7:07

bad I didn't say that. I didn't even

7:09

need to do this. Please stop. It was

7:11

very confusing. Running away from

7:14

you. You were chasing me and I was like you know

7:16

what this end now stopped running just

7:18

turn around and smack some square across

7:20

the face. Right can I pick up

7:22

the story here? She smacked me so

7:24

hard across the face and then the

7:27

audacity of the little bitch because she

7:29

just went and

7:31

then she burst into tears. But

7:33

even your fingers over your ears

7:36

which you always used to do when you were in

7:38

trouble. Yeah and you never

7:40

said nothing. Because any longer

7:42

siblings listening will know that the moment that

7:44

you stand up to your older sibling,

7:46

such bully is the Scariest

7:49

moment in the world because you know that they

7:51

are going to beat the shit out of you.

7:53

I was not a physical fighter. I was used

7:55

to our brother Finn though who did use the...

7:57

He was terrible to you. Yeah he was really...

8:00

What would make know from the

8:02

clock even without. Sydney.

8:04

Opera the used to play the game with me a

8:07

three part actually I'd be sitting on say to my.

8:09

A business you come in and yell to call him

8:11

a jumble of me. It's beat the shit out of

8:13

a. Lie

8:15

know even like vote for till he is

8:17

more like know he beat the shit out

8:19

of yeah I'm thinking about a for he

8:21

was he will be going to not slowly

8:23

them says yeah I'm not a to get

8:25

back to the dancer density when we were

8:27

grown up your life that is the a

8:29

month so it will school but I did

8:31

you how they. Could.

8:36

See the then? I didn't really.

8:39

Have I think that because I'm a group of the

8:41

pile they would you the only person that ever made

8:43

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8:45

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8:48

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11:00

get. this is by. Far

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the case that well did you have the

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will go to be as he did really

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11:27

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11:29

he made okay the same sort

11:32

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11:34

impress everybody. Let's say. So.

11:40

Noisy this want to say yeah?

11:42

I them. Anyway,

11:45

so case. Somebody. Was

11:47

it is also missing for all that that is

11:49

impact. But easy as it is.

11:52

And this. Puppy.

11:54

Advice: Do a happy one day

11:56

capital so a sense considering it's

11:58

only have a. For.

12:01

Granted, And people.

12:03

Have a social not vicious eighty for

12:06

the financial status and he isn't really

12:08

fast. That. Any like said leather

12:10

as she paid for doing insulted is treated. Unachievable

12:12

father to people. He added on

12:14

its clay, the sauces and said

12:17

your medication. For people who need our people who need

12:19

it to the I. Think about occasion that quite

12:21

similar to as unpack. It

12:24

is so city that it's something the

12:26

I nice. If

12:29

people would. Be

12:32

the people here know I'm I'm beginning

12:34

to not run on my job. I

12:37

can. Be

12:40

sold would equal to the. Slowed

12:43

a module. both her mother had

12:45

to suffer under the old of

12:47

an old movie. He he he

12:49

he. Is on the fuck That

12:51

noise over the appaloosa and I. Found that

12:53

movie light like ha ha hey

12:55

this is yes it's I. Walked it

12:57

is far too. I mean. People

13:00

should have the what they want the you added

13:03

some people genuinely com. Like. The aren't

13:05

naturally going to lose weight by

13:07

doing the same thing as well,

13:09

as though that far enough, but.

13:12

I. Dunno I think really stop promoting

13:14

skinny as get any way not

13:16

as. Fast. But yeah

13:18

but I think the only person that tell if

13:20

even if my math if come back around again

13:22

to fight back. Okay as well. so quickly and

13:24

mix it up. The cut off, she's got them

13:27

several than again. Yeah, It's. So

13:29

far they go. Ladies

13:31

ladies really like that

13:33

ownership to get. Down

13:36

at the anaconda pointing it is

13:38

isn't as yeah. I mean let's

13:40

not all default. The trends kiss

13:42

trends are ruining the world. So

13:44

whoa. Whoa, Whoa! Who

13:46

are? As a surprise? I love

13:49

trends! Either seventy

13:51

times. I love I love my son because

13:53

I love. And baggy jeans.

13:55

I know, But

13:58

that thing and a mother. That's

14:00

things that you love and you genuinely enjoy that

14:02

you're exposed to through trend

14:04

culture. You look like a

14:06

mob wife today. I don't. You

14:09

see hair? I just have curly hair.

14:11

Mob wife? That can't be helped. I

14:13

think trends are quite harmful. Maybe not when

14:15

you're older but when you're a teenager

14:18

and you're not following the right trends

14:20

and you're not looking like everyone else

14:22

and you don't have the same

14:24

products that are trending at the

14:26

moment. Yeah. I think

14:28

there's a waste of money, energy,

14:31

it leads to bullying, belittling. I'm

14:34

not a big fan of trends. Yeah, I

14:36

think that's fair enough as well. I

14:40

actually didn't check my own privilege within that because

14:42

I kind of fall to follow a trend but

14:44

actually it does set up. No, I don't mean it like

14:46

that. No, but you're right and

14:48

I hadn't really considered it and it was interesting talking

14:50

to Elsa who's this little 11

14:52

year old friend that we have. That sounds

14:55

weird. She's like family. She's like family. Yeah,

14:57

she's like family. She was saying

14:59

because me and Georgie were there at

15:01

the weekend and we were all together for

15:04

Mother's Day and she, Georgie

15:07

Pineda sold her genero and she was talking

15:09

about it and Elsa was like, oh

15:11

my God, that's so cool.

15:14

She was mad about sold her genero. How have you

15:16

even heard of that? I've never heard of that. I've

15:18

never heard of it. I've never heard of it. Everybody

15:20

has it. Everybody has it. We've got their own products

15:22

from the table with you. They're amazing moisturiser and spray

15:24

and I was like, oh, I've got one in my

15:27

handbag because I've worked with them. So I gave it

15:29

to Elsa and she lost her mind out. She was

15:31

like, oh my God, this is so cool. It

15:33

was like, how have we got

15:36

to a point where you can not

15:38

sell the genero and please work with

15:40

me again? They were moisturiser

15:42

at the end of the day and they've created this

15:44

cult fandom in Queens which

15:46

I find quite odd. I was saying that, but

15:48

then I said, what other brands are

15:50

in this category Elsa? Is Drunk Elephant in there? And she's

15:52

like, no, they're for 40 year olds. And she was like, I

15:54

love Drunk Elephant. I

16:00

mean my ipod contend with a bit of eleven

16:02

year olds use that clearly got a thing or

16:04

the pulse of society. Much more than I see

16:06

if I don't know the people who are. Fairly.

16:08

Young. Thought

16:11

it was because I think she thinks with if

16:13

I think she's exhausted forty for very long time

16:15

and I i like a for having a kid

16:17

now I kind of ready Trona the other he

16:20

jumped through definitely by the admiral. To yeah,

16:22

a decrepit. Chef and and

16:24

put me out the pastor a city. I'm

16:27

Lisa. With the political not a

16:29

smart little bump of your Pastor Mcclean. Off the

16:31

off, remember when I got engaged and I ourselves

16:34

to be a flower girl at the wedding she

16:36

came over the next morning. She was so excited

16:38

because no one told us that wedding. Don't.

16:41

Just happen the next step. Across

16:44

a shot I says an array of. Him

16:47

she was ready. Ah he says the.

16:51

I'm you're not the Clinton know. It

16:53

actually makes total sense where we always

16:55

say we've accomplished without us. Because

16:58

we've always been close, I didn't We didn't

17:00

have that much in common. Nine.

17:02

Pieces of the age gap. Know.

17:05

Also was quite different I think we we

17:07

found from where the love. The taste of

17:09

much secrecy the mother isn't. We.

17:12

Really have different interests. Hillbilly

17:14

similar in some ways. The.

17:17

Then. Massively. Six

17:19

So different. Like polar on

17:21

pretty much. And. We've

17:23

not supposedly to select politically with Esa

17:25

which is probably the area that when

17:28

they similar but like what is. Far.

17:30

Less does he see that

17:32

kansas you be a karate,

17:35

be morally superior. To

17:42

since you consider. That

17:45

was again we. Can absorb it. When I thought account is

17:47

guess we won't sound let us. Have made a

17:49

stay the same as didn't make it different

17:51

it out. You know what we do. We

17:54

have different interests. We have different ways. Of

17:56

expressing ourselves we have different.

17:59

shade and yeah, we're

18:01

just doing this. Hell, it's not

18:03

for too complete, it's the visuals, but we still

18:05

get along. Yeah, I think it probably helps us get

18:07

along more as well, but also you do have that

18:09

thing, it's just that you can be so mean to

18:11

each other and then be so

18:14

fine. I think that main thing as well, I

18:16

always think that, oh, it's because we're sisters that we have

18:18

this fight thing, but I actually

18:20

also think it's because you're

18:22

a Sagittarius. Like, I think all of

18:24

this person, that is part of your personality, that I'm like, oh,

18:26

she's the worst. Whoa, fuck yeah.

18:30

It's just because it's the worst, but it's hard because

18:32

it's not you. It's not you. You're not the worst.

18:34

You're the best. No, you're not the best at dying.

18:36

No, you're not the best at cheating. Like, I don't

18:38

know. I love you. One of

18:40

my best friends, Lucky, is also a Sagittarius.

18:43

And when the two of them get together, they

18:45

are so fucking mean to me. Well,

18:48

you two are right. You're a cancer and

18:50

you'll cry. See,

18:52

when you arrive at my head. It's a Mexico cry,

18:54

it makes me laugh. When

18:57

you guys got out of the car at my

18:59

head, and I saw that you're driven down together,

19:01

I was like, oh, for fuck's sake, they're going

19:03

to give you both barrels. And sure enough, it's

19:06

not even like I'm trying to drive by shooting.

19:08

I was like, oh, God, I'm so self-esteem. Because

19:10

you both love feeling smart. Yeah,

19:12

well, God, is there anything better in the 12 than feeling smart?

19:14

I don't need to feel smart. No. Which

19:17

is just as well because I very rarely do.

19:19

You need to feel loved. I just think that's

19:21

true. No. See, you're like, it's

19:23

better to be loved than feared, and I might as

19:25

well be feared than loved. Oh, shit, that's

19:28

why I'm so jealous of you. That's why I compare myself. I

19:30

would love that attitude. I

19:32

simply don't have it. I don't want to be feared. I want

19:34

to be adored. I want everyone to look at me and think, I'm

19:37

mysterious, funny, and intelligent. They

19:40

do. No. And

19:42

be beautiful. No, that's less of a concern.

19:44

That's good for you, though. I love

19:47

you. It would be

19:49

nice. It would be lovely. Adore me.

19:52

No, I just want to be like, I just

19:54

want to be light. I just want to be

19:56

a nice person. That's genuinely start and finish. That's

19:58

so nice. What I like. I

20:00

don't have the advantage. New, you know both think

20:02

you. Find. He I just

20:05

I guess my. Dinner Funny though,

20:07

Isn't it that like? And I think this is

20:09

really interesting because he can be brought in the

20:11

same environment and have the same genetics and then

20:13

just. Be. Completely different but that's a

20:15

testament to the hello being different. An eye

20:18

is the some the a lot. So much

20:20

as I got older is the expectations that

20:22

you put of the people eat a Nazi

20:24

that like general the people feel founded because.

20:27

You. Can see the new life in your

20:29

vision. For a good that is

20:31

completed. Finances. I think it's

20:34

important especially with to understand the

20:36

kind of person that they are

20:38

don't expect. Your personal

20:40

standards. From. Them.

20:43

Yet. You just need to understand your friends. He the

20:45

unsung to the he. Loves to eat. You know,

20:47

be disappointed. Yeah medium weather app? Yeah I'm I'm

20:49

and on the Senate has all the time. She

20:52

just be like manage your expectations low blow businesses.

20:54

Such as badly that I. Am not the

20:56

most inspirational was from piracy. Sausage Heads.

20:58

How does your expectations? Because you

21:01

know. Third, printing. And you're

21:03

not very bright. He has seen on

21:05

his ideas. Are You

21:07

kidding? Me

21:11

which. I thought I

21:13

was most march but I will

21:15

loves her high. This

21:17

keep going the speak be such a

21:19

dog family. That

21:22

is such a good line.

21:24

like take your Casablanca. Dot

21:27

away Take die hard. Com

21:30

nothing on that anything to of course

21:32

as these days they're trying to tell

21:34

me thousands I got. Back I have

21:36

a murder me that's a on the foreign

21:38

goods. And services

21:40

before. Are. Gone they can do

21:42

when he didn't. pressures on Thursday people, they

21:44

might her. On the ground at the moment. I'm.

21:47

Not be fond of have another republican or not

21:49

they thought of her music. I don't know much

21:51

firepower fancy for all I've been seeing about or

21:53

the Mondays are being a home wrecker so. The

21:59

man. He's wrecked his home. He's

22:01

wrecked his home. He's also a homewrecker. But

22:03

I feel like this one, someone infiltrates a

22:05

relationship and feels they're the homewrecker. No, I

22:07

disagree because I think that's quite gendered wording.

22:09

And I think we always do that. And

22:11

I've always felt that. I think we always

22:13

do that to the woman. We always do.

22:15

Well, he's a prick as well. Yeah, he's

22:17

a brute. But like, he doesn't even know

22:20

who he is. No. She's done

22:22

certain things. Like, everything

22:24

is surrounding the concert in Manchester. She

22:26

handled that brilliantly. And I thought she was amazing during

22:28

that. So for that, I'll always hold her and like, I'll

22:31

always have respect for her for that. I don't

22:33

know a damn thing about this little weasel. So I

22:35

think he is a foul word. I don't want to

22:37

say here, but I don't like him. Yeah, I don't

22:39

know who he is. I just think like that's because

22:42

I keep saying that. She's a homewrecker. And I

22:44

get it. Like she's saying a

22:46

bad thing. But I think we'll

22:48

use that as a means of

22:50

completely disputing and annihilating

22:53

a woman and her reputation. Because that is

22:55

the most valuable thing a woman has as

22:57

a reputation. And it's so easy to completely

22:59

corrupt it. And we'll hold

23:01

this against her. Yeah, doing something bold. But

23:03

what he's done, I don't even know his

23:05

name. But like, and it's

23:07

kind of the men have ourselves all

23:09

the time with these calculating women who

23:11

are like infiltrating this and rucking homes.

23:14

And like, but it's always the woman

23:16

that's like completely trapped for her.

23:18

The reason why I think she's the, she's

23:20

known as the homewrecker is because she's the famous one.

23:22

He's not. Yeah,

23:24

there's more to it in this specific case. I'm

23:27

not going to cancel her in

23:29

quotation marks for having an affair

23:31

because men do do that. Someone

23:35

said, this can't mind if we follow her. She

23:37

seems so cool. Oh, please do. I've

23:41

got all of my Instagram followers from someone else

23:43

in my life. All of

23:45

them, I think has been wildly disappointed that

23:47

I'm not posting about Carl's 24 seven. Also

23:50

lost a fair few followers since I've got a boyfriend,

23:52

which is you.

23:56

Oh, you were in the mall. Yeah. just

24:00

bent off to the side so please do follow

24:02

me because it'd be nice to have some friends.

24:04

Some friends? Well I was going to say it's

24:06

like nice normal people following me. Yeah I love

24:08

I love our podcasters they're genuinely the nicest people in

24:11

the whole wide world. Oh someone said

24:13

they're asking me here do I have any tattoos but I

24:15

want more. Yes I've got one yes I

24:17

want more. Kat's got... Braids

24:20

really. Yeah. She got one

24:23

before me and I thought I was so fucking

24:26

jealous of how brave you were because I

24:28

got mine on a 27th person and I

24:30

sobbed the morning after because I had to

24:32

ring our mum. Yeah that was the same

24:34

thing. Because when we grew up she said

24:36

she wasn't laughing anymore. She thought she didn't

24:38

handle it particularly well when I told her

24:40

I got mine. I've honestly never seen her sort

24:42

of tell about something. Well it was

24:44

good for me because I watched her

24:46

continue to love you and I thought oh

24:49

that's okay if she can

24:51

keep loving Kat she can keep loving me. She's

24:53

way worse than I am. Yeah she's got way more

24:55

than me and when I run and I told her she

24:57

laughed when I

24:59

told her that I got something. Oh fuck me. I was having 27. I

25:02

was getting married within

25:04

a couple of months. She

25:06

fucking ousted me for two days she

25:08

wouldn't answer my phone call when I just walked my pack.

25:10

I know so you had to take the way but I

25:12

had to do it with the piercings because she was so

25:14

angry when I got the piercings and when you got them

25:16

she didn't even notice. Fair enough. So you had to take

25:18

that one. I think the thing here she just doesn't

25:21

care about me as much as she cares about

25:23

you. Not true she doesn't. No it's a big

25:25

no for your course for two days. I

25:27

just don't think she cares about this tattoo but also

25:29

now it's like my next one I've been waiting to

25:31

stop breastfeeding before I got it but

25:34

me and Alex are getting matching ones

25:36

of Arlo when I was in labour

25:38

with um I was gonna copy it

25:40

now oh and actually no fucking you copy you guys go

25:42

for it when I when I was in labour we have

25:45

the thing of Arlo's heartbeat. Oh that's

25:47

adorable. So we're gonna get that together. She

25:49

can't be annoyed with me for that. No

25:52

giving my daughter's heart this is

25:54

the thing they want it to. If anyone out there

25:56

is thinking about getting a tattoo but is worried about

25:58

what a parent will think I

26:00

got my mum's initial tattoo

26:02

document in her handwriting, which

26:04

I wanted anyway. I'm not just doing it, so she'll

26:07

be okay with me getting tattoos. I always wanted it.

26:10

So that is really

26:12

nice. It's a cute little tattoo. Yeah.

26:15

And I think if I get Arlo's

26:17

heartbeat, she'll want it too. I can almost guarantee

26:19

it. I love it. She got a tattoo. Well,

26:21

I remember her being so angry with getting all those

26:23

piercings, and then when I came home from

26:26

school and she had a second piercing. Yeah, she had a second

26:28

piercing. Like I always had this, I always had this one, and

26:30

then she's gone for more in recent years. She's asked me

26:32

if I took her for a piercing. Not that long ago.

26:35

I know. I know. Okay,

26:37

I'm just going to barrel through some questions. Yeah, barrel through.

26:39

Let's do a speed round. Well, when's the live show coming?

26:41

Do you know? I know. The

26:44

live show? Oh, no. I'm

26:46

going to say a word beginning in T, next to

26:49

an O. Tomorrow. Next to an O. Final

26:51

little R. I'm not saying anything.

26:53

I'm just suggesting that something might

26:55

be on the cards. Oh,

26:58

gosh, this space. Also,

27:01

how do I class my friends as best friends

27:03

because I refer to them a lot? What

27:06

do you mean? Like, because I think I described, I say

27:08

I've got loads of best friends. Oh,

27:10

yeah, but that's nice. I think they always say

27:12

my best friends. Yeah, yeah. I think all my

27:14

close friends are my best friends. No, you can't

27:16

have favourites. That's just rude. Yes, I've just, like

27:19

I've got like... I

27:21

don't know. I love people. Loads. And

27:23

I'm like, I love my people. And

27:26

I can name them like my best friends and I think they'd all... No

27:29

one would feel left out. No. So,

27:31

no. It's just like, yeah, my closest girl is... Yeah,

27:34

yeah. My gals. Yeah. You're one of a

27:36

gal. Oh, thank you.

27:38

Likewise. Am I? Yeah, of

27:40

course you are. That's nice. Worrying

27:43

that you found that surprising. Anyway, next question.

27:46

Okay. Have a sister relationship changed

27:48

over time? Yes, but

27:51

I mean, just because we're... Do you think we're friends now?

27:53

Yes. Yeah, like friends first or sisters first. It

27:56

will always be sisters first, but we're friends. I'd say they're

27:59

fairly mac and nag. but I think you can't

28:01

really compare the two. Yeah, that's pretty

28:03

true. Do you think this is random, but do

28:05

you think it's better to raise kids in the country or city based

28:07

on your experience? I think do

28:10

whatever works for you. Yeah. Nice and

28:12

lay. Yeah. I think some people are

28:14

more comfortable in the city and they'll create a

28:16

very comfortable life for their child. Some people are

28:18

very comfortable in the countryside and will create a

28:21

very comfortable life for their child. See, balance. Balance,

28:23

it's whatever works for you. For me,

28:25

I thought I might want to leave London by the time

28:27

I had kids and now I've had kids. I'm like absolutely

28:29

fucking wrong. No, God no. I can't, like

28:31

I can't. No, because this is where it's

28:33

at. This is how it's happening. I can

28:35

imagine you're gonna end it after just seeing how

28:37

long we've been doing this for, but can I

28:39

just, before I do, what's your favorite funny memory

28:41

that we have together? Oh goodness. Oh God, I'm

28:43

not very good at pulling and just

28:46

cauldron memories. Oh

28:48

God, I've got something in my mind. I've just

28:50

got this vision of you like crying and laughing.

28:52

Do you remember when I broke my, when

28:55

my jaw was broken? And my

28:58

soup that I had, I

29:00

was eating soup out of a cup and

29:02

it fell out the bottom and it looked like I'd shot

29:04

my shell. And then I walked

29:06

back in. You were in like full great

29:08

track. Yeah, and I took the tracking off and I

29:11

walked back in without the trousers on. I

29:13

think Mum was annoyed with you for laughing. Yeah,

29:16

she made you leave the room.

29:19

She was like leave her alone, just stop laughing

29:21

at her. But it's because it was making me

29:23

bleed because I think so hard my nose kept

29:25

bleeding. And she made you leave. That

29:27

was a good one. That was

29:30

funny. I think for some reason

29:32

I've been really loving really hard one time

29:34

and watching her sort of torture when that guy

29:36

went upside down and vomited beer. Like

29:38

projectile vomited beer and you and me like pissed

29:40

off my blog. I love torturing her, I mean,

29:42

she was crazy. That's nice, and we

29:44

had that in common. Yeah, I think it's about the only thing

29:46

you said that you and I trust you and me watch. Yeah.

29:49

Also when our mum fell over in

29:52

the street, after she like begged us to get a taxi

29:54

and she's wearing this little high heels and she fell over,

29:56

she's the longest forever. That was when I realised there

29:58

was something really wrong with her. off, like me

30:00

and you and Finn, because our cousins were

30:03

there as well, and mum ate shit, like

30:06

she went down to a

30:08

baby's cramp. The mother would

30:10

obviously be like, get

30:12

off! Fair enough! Which

30:14

only exacerbated the fall and prolonged it.

30:16

So when she hit the deck, we,

30:19

me, Finn and Kat, laughed so much.

30:21

Oh, it's because she turned around and my

30:23

eyes all the way around, and I was like,

30:25

what are you talking about? Fair enough.

30:27

But we, three kings

30:30

of Ori and Tarth, we three, laughed, like

30:32

before we even checked, she was okay, we

30:34

laughed. We had our cousins were like, oh

30:37

my god are you okay? You're quite tall bit

30:40

in there, 64. You've got what? I

30:42

was like, is something wrong with her? Well, we know she's

30:45

very resilient, she's fine. She just goes

30:47

down a lot though. She's like a baby. I

30:49

think Bruce Chinn, because she fell over the

30:51

other day. I know, I

30:53

know, not so much. She's so

30:56

adorable. Kat's just got her saved

30:58

on her phone as birth giver. She gave birth to

31:00

me. Isn't that remarkable?

31:02

She's so little and she's given birth to all of

31:04

us. How the fuck did

31:07

she get it? She's five foot one though. Finn

31:09

is massive. Yeah. I've seen the next to each

31:11

other, I'm like, you can fold her up and

31:13

put her in his body, and I don't think

31:15

that no one would really notice. Right.

31:18

Okay, I love you. Thanks for doing this.

31:20

My pleasure. Thank you for having me back.

31:22

No worries. And Kat's going to start a

31:24

booming TikTok career, so go get her now

31:26

so that you can see you fold her

31:28

on the way up. Yeah, I've got five

31:30

investment. Okay, love you.

31:33

See you soon guys. Bye. Thank you

31:35

so much for listening. Should I delete

31:37

this as part of the ACAS Creator

31:39

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