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0:03
Hello
0:07
everyone and welcome back to Should I Delete That?
0:10
I'm Em Clarkson. I'm Kat Clarkson. Oh,
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Kat Clarkson! I know. Can we start again? I don't like
0:14
that. No, no. I don't like that. My name's Kat here.
0:16
None of you have mentioned to call me Kat. Could you get? It's
0:18
a pity dog, bye. Oh, Danny beats me with that. Not
0:21
that I'm sure you've been fed. Now,
0:24
obviously we put questions out to the group.
0:26
I feel like this is an intervention you
0:28
just haven't told me. Surprise.
0:31
Yeah. Everybody you love is about to walk
0:33
through that door. God, these aren't recording. These phones are made of
0:35
cake. That. I love those videos. I
0:38
love those videos. I also love cake. Like, I love cake
0:40
so much. You wouldn't get to look at me. I don't
0:42
care for cake. But like,
0:44
it's massively sweet tooth. I have massively sweet tooth. But cake
0:46
gives me release. I love cake. Like, a Victoria's
0:49
Fong. Oh,
0:57
yeah. That's different. With the
0:59
fondant, cheap... like, kids' ice cream. Not ice cream.
1:02
Icing. With jam and the cream and they're like...
1:04
Argh! That's good. A good Victoria's sponge is crazy.
1:07
Chocolate cake, not for me. Icing's always too rich.
1:09
I fucking love icing. I'd take icing over cake
1:11
if I had gone to my head, choose one.
1:14
Do a Watson Oreos. No. No.
1:18
It's not like I'm not... Oh,
1:20
happily, the icing. What can we say anyway? Chill.
1:24
Did you guys struggle with comparing yourselves to each other growing up? Yes.
1:27
Yeah. That's such a... I mean, it's got to be a sister thing.
1:29
I think there's something quite good about our age gap. I think it
1:31
would have been harder if we'd been closer together. For you, maybe. I
1:33
had a terrible time. Because you were like... because you were the perfect
1:35
age when I was younger.
1:39
Before I was a teenager, you were like the
1:41
perfect age for me. I was like, I'm not a girl. I'm not
1:43
a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl.
1:46
I'm not a girl. I'm not a girl. I'm not a
1:48
girl. I'm not a girl. I
1:50
was a teenager. You were like the perfect age
1:53
for what I was aspiring to be. Oh, really?
1:55
Yes. I was like, I'm
1:57
not. I was feeling insecure. No. I'm
1:59
still hating everyone. and your hair was
2:01
really coiffed and you had these
2:03
cool male friends and I was like, who are
2:06
they? That would be me. And then I
2:09
went a completely different route. Not on purpose
2:11
but I did aspire for your level of
2:13
greatness. That's so nice. See I've always
2:15
felt the other way, I guess when I was 13 I
2:17
was like I'm not going to be jealous of an eight
2:20
year old. Yeah. Although my inner child probably was a bit,
2:22
I was like, oh what are you going to have to go
2:24
for a trampoline? Oh don't go for
2:26
a fucking trampoline again. I used to get a trampoline
2:28
just a couple of times you got to go, oh
2:30
no one went on a trampoline with me because you
2:32
were the little one, I'd rather catch you little. I
2:34
would have but you had that
2:36
look about you or you were very intimidated. I
2:38
can't believe that. I was
2:41
so insecure. Please. I'm sorry.
2:43
But no I think I probably wasn't jealous of you
2:45
in that way because you
2:48
were so much younger. Yeah. And then when I was
2:50
18 you were 13 so again there wouldn't
2:52
have been a time to be
2:54
jealous but I found that I've been more
2:57
jealous of you since I've compiled myself to
2:59
you more since I've got old, we've
3:01
both been adults. Yeah because now
3:04
you're like horrifically old and decrepit you're
3:06
looking back on me and you're like,
3:09
I'm a failed youth. Agree. Yeah. Whoa
3:11
look at that smooth forehead. As if
3:14
I was a human today I need
3:16
to get a photo so badly. I don't know
3:18
why I've always had premature aging specifically on
3:21
my forehead but I have honestly
3:23
I have fine lines out
3:25
the wazoo on my forehead. It's crazy.
3:27
Just call the shit back. Not
3:30
so much. It's on certain days. It'll
3:33
be on days in your 30s. I'm always
3:36
done. Well then drink, you don't drink enough water,
3:38
you don't. You don't. How much do you have
3:40
a day? I have one of those huge shops
3:42
today, you know those huge... I thought they
3:45
had sheep. Yeah. They had
3:47
like... I've got a thumbs
3:49
into my fat. My
3:52
kitchen sink is
3:55
like industrial size. I just put the plug
3:57
in, fill it up to the brim, stick my head in. I'm
4:00
stuck. And that's when I joined for the rest of
4:02
the day. And yet my forehead is still wrinkly. For
4:05
real, how much are you drinking in a day? I'm
4:08
blanking on the word but you know those huge... Chilli
4:11
bottles. No, you know those
4:13
huge... I have that big
4:15
black bottle that you used to have... 2.3 litres. Yes,
4:18
I drink one of those a day. I don't have 5 litres a day.
4:21
Oh, grow up. No one has 5 litres a day. I have 5 litres a
4:23
day. How's your bladder? Remarkable
4:26
considering I've had a baby also, but I have been doing
4:29
my pelvic floor exercises, although since having a baby. Good for
4:31
you. You get these things on
4:33
TikTok that's like, the woman that's like,
4:35
okay, follow me to the beat. And you're like, squeeze your money.
4:38
Follow me to the beat. Yeah. Um...
4:41
This is so good. I've got the LV Trainer, so you literally
4:43
put it up your... No. Your Nurn.
4:46
And it's a game. If you remember how you
4:48
used to play Slappy Birds or Angry Birds or whatever
4:50
it was on your iPad. Slappy Birds, it connects to
4:52
your iPad. It connects to your phone and you've got
4:54
to like go through like... It's like, I had old
4:56
enough. And it is why we need another meteor. We
4:58
need another Ice Age. We've gone too
5:00
far. Oh, we haven't. It's so good because
5:03
it's actually... After I had Arlo, um, my
5:05
pelvic floor was really, really tight. And
5:07
then basically I was really... You know, I've always been able
5:09
to hold my wee for ages. Yeah. And
5:12
I'd be really good until I was. And it was like, I could
5:14
hold on for so long. So you could
5:16
hold in a wee until you pissed
5:18
yourself, essentially. Pretty rough. Okay, that
5:20
seems like the way for most people. No, but it was
5:22
like, my muscle was fatigue. Like,
5:25
I was... Well, I used to be able
5:27
to hold for ages. It's hard to hold for ages. No,
5:29
I know. But like specifically postpartum,
5:32
because of like the pressure
5:34
that like, placing a kid
5:36
around on your pelvic floor has for nine months.
5:38
And then, you know, having a like ripped out
5:40
of your abdomen. Um, so
5:42
great. It's such a miracle. Um, and
5:45
anyway, that took its toll. So it would start to
5:47
happen. If I would need the loop, then I wouldn't
5:49
have control. Like, what I
5:51
always had, like, if Alex made me laugh, or
5:53
if like it got like just too much, and
5:55
I can't control it anymore. Oh, that
5:57
was my first had, although, and now, different
6:00
pelvic floor exercises. Two nights ago I'd
6:02
really nearly weed myself because Alex tickled
6:04
me but apart from that... Well that
6:06
can't be helped it's like your body's
6:08
natural response whenever you're tickled to just evacuate.
6:11
And you and I specifically have trauma
6:13
related to tickling. God. I think about it all the
6:15
time. One time, Em was after babysitting me when she
6:17
was about 12 or 13. She's too young to think
6:19
in the airway. This wasn't even what I was thinking
6:21
of. I was thinking about our mum chasing us upstairs.
6:23
Oh bam bam bam! No that's really scary. I told
6:25
you she looked at me a couple of years ago
6:27
and it was like I was immediately eight years old
6:29
again and it was the scariest thing I had kicked
6:31
her in the face. I was like I'm gonna fucking
6:33
get away from me getting my mum I'm trying to
6:35
get on trigger. It's really scary being chased up the
6:37
stairs. I'm going like I'm
6:40
gonna get you like long and pin your face. Oh
6:43
my god. And it's terrifying.
6:46
Yeah the fight though. Yeah. Em was
6:48
babysitting me and sort
6:51
of tickling me. And we all know that tickling
6:53
is like a form of torture. It's actually not
6:55
fun just because you're laughing. No it genuinely is
6:57
Em. Like it's really painful. You wouldn't know because
6:59
you've never had it like this. You were tickling
7:01
me, literally chasing me around the house. I do
7:03
this fair warning. I asked you to stop. I
7:05
begged you to stop. You were so
7:07
bad I didn't say that. I didn't even
7:09
need to do this. Please stop. It was
7:11
very confusing. Running away from
7:14
you. You were chasing me and I was like you know
7:16
what this end now stopped running just
7:18
turn around and smack some square across
7:20
the face. Right can I pick up
7:22
the story here? She smacked me so
7:24
hard across the face and then the
7:27
audacity of the little bitch because she
7:29
just went and
7:31
then she burst into tears. But
7:33
even your fingers over your ears
7:36
which you always used to do when you were in
7:38
trouble. Yeah and you never
7:40
said nothing. Because any longer
7:42
siblings listening will know that the moment that
7:44
you stand up to your older sibling,
7:46
such bully is the Scariest
7:49
moment in the world because you know that they
7:51
are going to beat the shit out of you.
7:53
I was not a physical fighter. I was used
7:55
to our brother Finn though who did use the...
7:57
He was terrible to you. Yeah he was really...
8:00
What would make know from the
8:02
clock even without. Sydney.
8:04
Opera the used to play the game with me a
8:07
three part actually I'd be sitting on say to my.
8:09
A business you come in and yell to call him
8:11
a jumble of me. It's beat the shit out of
8:13
a. Lie
8:15
know even like vote for till he is
8:17
more like know he beat the shit out
8:19
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8:21
was he will be going to not slowly
8:23
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8:25
back to the dancer density when we were
8:27
grown up your life that is the a
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you how they. Could.
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See the then? I didn't really.
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people would. Be
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the people here know I'm I'm beginning
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12:49
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this is yes it's I. Walked it
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some people genuinely com. Like. The aren't
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naturally going to lose weight by
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doing the same thing as well,
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as though that far enough, but.
13:12
I. Dunno I think really stop promoting
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skinny as get any way not
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as. Fast. But yeah
13:18
but I think the only person that tell if
13:20
even if my math if come back around again
13:22
to fight back. Okay as well. so quickly and
13:24
mix it up. The cut off, she's got them
13:27
several than again. Yeah, It's. So
13:29
far they go. Ladies
13:31
ladies really like that
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ownership to get. Down
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at the anaconda pointing it is
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isn't as yeah. I mean let's
13:40
not all default. The trends kiss
13:42
trends are ruining the world. So
13:44
whoa. Whoa, Whoa! Who
13:46
are? As a surprise? I love
13:49
trends! Either seventy
13:51
times. I love I love my son because
13:53
I love. And baggy jeans.
13:55
I know, But
13:58
that thing and a mother. That's
14:00
things that you love and you genuinely enjoy that
14:02
you're exposed to through trend
14:04
culture. You look like a
14:06
mob wife today. I don't. You
14:09
see hair? I just have curly hair.
14:11
Mob wife? That can't be helped. I
14:13
think trends are quite harmful. Maybe not when
14:15
you're older but when you're a teenager
14:18
and you're not following the right trends
14:20
and you're not looking like everyone else
14:22
and you don't have the same
14:24
products that are trending at the
14:26
moment. Yeah. I think
14:28
there's a waste of money, energy,
14:31
it leads to bullying, belittling. I'm
14:34
not a big fan of trends. Yeah, I
14:36
think that's fair enough as well. I
14:40
actually didn't check my own privilege within that because
14:42
I kind of fall to follow a trend but
14:44
actually it does set up. No, I don't mean it like
14:46
that. No, but you're right and
14:48
I hadn't really considered it and it was interesting talking
14:50
to Elsa who's this little 11
14:52
year old friend that we have. That sounds
14:55
weird. She's like family. She's like family. Yeah,
14:57
she's like family. She was saying
14:59
because me and Georgie were there at
15:01
the weekend and we were all together for
15:04
Mother's Day and she, Georgie
15:07
Pineda sold her genero and she was talking
15:09
about it and Elsa was like, oh
15:11
my God, that's so cool.
15:14
She was mad about sold her genero. How have you
15:16
even heard of that? I've never heard of that. I've
15:18
never heard of it. I've never heard of it. Everybody
15:20
has it. Everybody has it. We've got their own products
15:22
from the table with you. They're amazing moisturiser and spray
15:24
and I was like, oh, I've got one in my
15:27
handbag because I've worked with them. So I gave it
15:29
to Elsa and she lost her mind out. She was
15:31
like, oh my God, this is so cool. It
15:33
was like, how have we got
15:36
to a point where you can not
15:38
sell the genero and please work with
15:40
me again? They were moisturiser
15:42
at the end of the day and they've created this
15:44
cult fandom in Queens which
15:46
I find quite odd. I was saying that, but
15:48
then I said, what other brands are
15:50
in this category Elsa? Is Drunk Elephant in there? And she's
15:52
like, no, they're for 40 year olds. And she was like, I
15:54
love Drunk Elephant. I
16:00
mean my ipod contend with a bit of eleven
16:02
year olds use that clearly got a thing or
16:04
the pulse of society. Much more than I see
16:06
if I don't know the people who are. Fairly.
16:08
Young. Thought
16:11
it was because I think she thinks with if
16:13
I think she's exhausted forty for very long time
16:15
and I i like a for having a kid
16:17
now I kind of ready Trona the other he
16:20
jumped through definitely by the admiral. To yeah,
16:22
a decrepit. Chef and and
16:24
put me out the pastor a city. I'm
16:27
Lisa. With the political not a
16:29
smart little bump of your Pastor Mcclean. Off the
16:31
off, remember when I got engaged and I ourselves
16:34
to be a flower girl at the wedding she
16:36
came over the next morning. She was so excited
16:38
because no one told us that wedding. Don't.
16:41
Just happen the next step. Across
16:44
a shot I says an array of. Him
16:47
she was ready. Ah he says the.
16:51
I'm you're not the Clinton know. It
16:53
actually makes total sense where we always
16:55
say we've accomplished without us. Because
16:58
we've always been close, I didn't We didn't
17:00
have that much in common. Nine.
17:02
Pieces of the age gap. Know.
17:05
Also was quite different I think we we
17:07
found from where the love. The taste of
17:09
much secrecy the mother isn't. We.
17:12
Really have different interests. Hillbilly
17:14
similar in some ways. The.
17:17
Then. Massively. Six
17:19
So different. Like polar on
17:21
pretty much. And. We've
17:23
not supposedly to select politically with Esa
17:25
which is probably the area that when
17:28
they similar but like what is. Far.
17:30
Less does he see that
17:32
kansas you be a karate,
17:35
be morally superior. To
17:42
since you consider. That
17:45
was again we. Can absorb it. When I thought account is
17:47
guess we won't sound let us. Have made a
17:49
stay the same as didn't make it different
17:51
it out. You know what we do. We
17:54
have different interests. We have different ways. Of
17:56
expressing ourselves we have different.
17:59
shade and yeah, we're
18:01
just doing this. Hell, it's not
18:03
for too complete, it's the visuals, but we still
18:05
get along. Yeah, I think it probably helps us get
18:07
along more as well, but also you do have that
18:09
thing, it's just that you can be so mean to
18:11
each other and then be so
18:14
fine. I think that main thing as well, I
18:16
always think that, oh, it's because we're sisters that we have
18:18
this fight thing, but I actually
18:20
also think it's because you're
18:22
a Sagittarius. Like, I think all of
18:24
this person, that is part of your personality, that I'm like, oh,
18:26
she's the worst. Whoa, fuck yeah.
18:30
It's just because it's the worst, but it's hard because
18:32
it's not you. It's not you. You're not the worst.
18:34
You're the best. No, you're not the best at dying.
18:36
No, you're not the best at cheating. Like, I don't
18:38
know. I love you. One of
18:40
my best friends, Lucky, is also a Sagittarius.
18:43
And when the two of them get together, they
18:45
are so fucking mean to me. Well,
18:48
you two are right. You're a cancer and
18:50
you'll cry. See,
18:52
when you arrive at my head. It's a Mexico cry,
18:54
it makes me laugh. When
18:57
you guys got out of the car at my
18:59
head, and I saw that you're driven down together,
19:01
I was like, oh, for fuck's sake, they're going
19:03
to give you both barrels. And sure enough, it's
19:06
not even like I'm trying to drive by shooting.
19:08
I was like, oh, God, I'm so self-esteem. Because
19:10
you both love feeling smart. Yeah,
19:12
well, God, is there anything better in the 12 than feeling smart?
19:14
I don't need to feel smart. No. Which
19:17
is just as well because I very rarely do.
19:19
You need to feel loved. I just think that's
19:21
true. No. See, you're like, it's
19:23
better to be loved than feared, and I might as
19:25
well be feared than loved. Oh, shit, that's
19:28
why I'm so jealous of you. That's why I compare myself. I
19:30
would love that attitude. I
19:32
simply don't have it. I don't want to be feared. I want
19:34
to be adored. I want everyone to look at me and think, I'm
19:37
mysterious, funny, and intelligent. They
19:40
do. No. And
19:42
be beautiful. No, that's less of a concern.
19:44
That's good for you, though. I love
19:47
you. It would be
19:49
nice. It would be lovely. Adore me.
19:52
No, I just want to be like, I just
19:54
want to be light. I just want to be
19:56
a nice person. That's genuinely start and finish. That's
19:58
so nice. What I like. I
20:00
don't have the advantage. New, you know both think
20:02
you. Find. He I just
20:05
I guess my. Dinner Funny though,
20:07
Isn't it that like? And I think this is
20:09
really interesting because he can be brought in the
20:11
same environment and have the same genetics and then
20:13
just. Be. Completely different but that's a
20:15
testament to the hello being different. An eye
20:18
is the some the a lot. So much
20:20
as I got older is the expectations that
20:22
you put of the people eat a Nazi
20:24
that like general the people feel founded because.
20:27
You. Can see the new life in your
20:29
vision. For a good that is
20:31
completed. Finances. I think it's
20:34
important especially with to understand the
20:36
kind of person that they are
20:38
don't expect. Your personal
20:40
standards. From. Them.
20:43
Yet. You just need to understand your friends. He the
20:45
unsung to the he. Loves to eat. You know,
20:47
be disappointed. Yeah medium weather app? Yeah I'm I'm
20:49
and on the Senate has all the time. She
20:52
just be like manage your expectations low blow businesses.
20:54
Such as badly that I. Am not the
20:56
most inspirational was from piracy. Sausage Heads.
20:58
How does your expectations? Because you
21:01
know. Third, printing. And you're
21:03
not very bright. He has seen on
21:05
his ideas. Are You
21:07
kidding? Me
21:11
which. I thought I
21:13
was most march but I will
21:15
loves her high. This
21:17
keep going the speak be such a
21:19
dog family. That
21:22
is such a good line.
21:24
like take your Casablanca. Dot
21:27
away Take die hard. Com
21:30
nothing on that anything to of course
21:32
as these days they're trying to tell
21:34
me thousands I got. Back I have
21:36
a murder me that's a on the foreign
21:38
goods. And services
21:40
before. Are. Gone they can do
21:42
when he didn't. pressures on Thursday people, they
21:44
might her. On the ground at the moment. I'm.
21:47
Not be fond of have another republican or not
21:49
they thought of her music. I don't know much
21:51
firepower fancy for all I've been seeing about or
21:53
the Mondays are being a home wrecker so. The
21:59
man. He's wrecked his home. He's
22:01
wrecked his home. He's also a homewrecker. But
22:03
I feel like this one, someone infiltrates a
22:05
relationship and feels they're the homewrecker. No, I
22:07
disagree because I think that's quite gendered wording.
22:09
And I think we always do that. And
22:11
I've always felt that. I think we always
22:13
do that to the woman. We always do.
22:15
Well, he's a prick as well. Yeah, he's
22:17
a brute. But like, he doesn't even know
22:20
who he is. No. She's done
22:22
certain things. Like, everything
22:24
is surrounding the concert in Manchester. She
22:26
handled that brilliantly. And I thought she was amazing during
22:28
that. So for that, I'll always hold her and like, I'll
22:31
always have respect for her for that. I don't
22:33
know a damn thing about this little weasel. So I
22:35
think he is a foul word. I don't want to
22:37
say here, but I don't like him. Yeah, I don't
22:39
know who he is. I just think like that's because
22:42
I keep saying that. She's a homewrecker. And I
22:44
get it. Like she's saying a
22:46
bad thing. But I think we'll
22:48
use that as a means of
22:50
completely disputing and annihilating
22:53
a woman and her reputation. Because that is
22:55
the most valuable thing a woman has as
22:57
a reputation. And it's so easy to completely
22:59
corrupt it. And we'll hold
23:01
this against her. Yeah, doing something bold. But
23:03
what he's done, I don't even know his
23:05
name. But like, and it's
23:07
kind of the men have ourselves all
23:09
the time with these calculating women who
23:11
are like infiltrating this and rucking homes.
23:14
And like, but it's always the woman
23:16
that's like completely trapped for her.
23:18
The reason why I think she's the, she's
23:20
known as the homewrecker is because she's the famous one.
23:22
He's not. Yeah,
23:24
there's more to it in this specific case. I'm
23:27
not going to cancel her in
23:29
quotation marks for having an affair
23:31
because men do do that. Someone
23:35
said, this can't mind if we follow her. She
23:37
seems so cool. Oh, please do. I've
23:41
got all of my Instagram followers from someone else
23:43
in my life. All of
23:45
them, I think has been wildly disappointed that
23:47
I'm not posting about Carl's 24 seven. Also
23:50
lost a fair few followers since I've got a boyfriend,
23:52
which is you.
23:56
Oh, you were in the mall. Yeah. just
24:00
bent off to the side so please do follow
24:02
me because it'd be nice to have some friends.
24:04
Some friends? Well I was going to say it's
24:06
like nice normal people following me. Yeah I love
24:08
I love our podcasters they're genuinely the nicest people in
24:11
the whole wide world. Oh someone said
24:13
they're asking me here do I have any tattoos but I
24:15
want more. Yes I've got one yes I
24:17
want more. Kat's got... Braids
24:20
really. Yeah. She got one
24:23
before me and I thought I was so fucking
24:26
jealous of how brave you were because I
24:28
got mine on a 27th person and I
24:30
sobbed the morning after because I had to
24:32
ring our mum. Yeah that was the same
24:34
thing. Because when we grew up she said
24:36
she wasn't laughing anymore. She thought she didn't
24:38
handle it particularly well when I told her
24:40
I got mine. I've honestly never seen her sort
24:42
of tell about something. Well it was
24:44
good for me because I watched her
24:46
continue to love you and I thought oh
24:49
that's okay if she can
24:51
keep loving Kat she can keep loving me. She's
24:53
way worse than I am. Yeah she's got way more
24:55
than me and when I run and I told her she
24:57
laughed when I
24:59
told her that I got something. Oh fuck me. I was having 27. I
25:02
was getting married within
25:04
a couple of months. She
25:06
fucking ousted me for two days she
25:08
wouldn't answer my phone call when I just walked my pack.
25:10
I know so you had to take the way but I
25:12
had to do it with the piercings because she was so
25:14
angry when I got the piercings and when you got them
25:16
she didn't even notice. Fair enough. So you had to take
25:18
that one. I think the thing here she just doesn't
25:21
care about me as much as she cares about
25:23
you. Not true she doesn't. No it's a big
25:25
no for your course for two days. I
25:27
just don't think she cares about this tattoo but also
25:29
now it's like my next one I've been waiting to
25:31
stop breastfeeding before I got it but
25:34
me and Alex are getting matching ones
25:36
of Arlo when I was in labour
25:38
with um I was gonna copy it
25:40
now oh and actually no fucking you copy you guys go
25:42
for it when I when I was in labour we have
25:45
the thing of Arlo's heartbeat. Oh that's
25:47
adorable. So we're gonna get that together. She
25:49
can't be annoyed with me for that. No
25:52
giving my daughter's heart this is
25:54
the thing they want it to. If anyone out there
25:56
is thinking about getting a tattoo but is worried about
25:58
what a parent will think I
26:00
got my mum's initial tattoo
26:02
document in her handwriting, which
26:04
I wanted anyway. I'm not just doing it, so she'll
26:07
be okay with me getting tattoos. I always wanted it.
26:10
So that is really
26:12
nice. It's a cute little tattoo. Yeah.
26:15
And I think if I get Arlo's
26:17
heartbeat, she'll want it too. I can almost guarantee
26:19
it. I love it. She got a tattoo. Well,
26:21
I remember her being so angry with getting all those
26:23
piercings, and then when I came home from
26:26
school and she had a second piercing. Yeah, she had a second
26:28
piercing. Like I always had this, I always had this one, and
26:30
then she's gone for more in recent years. She's asked me
26:32
if I took her for a piercing. Not that long ago.
26:35
I know. I know. Okay,
26:37
I'm just going to barrel through some questions. Yeah, barrel through.
26:39
Let's do a speed round. Well, when's the live show coming?
26:41
Do you know? I know. The
26:44
live show? Oh, no. I'm
26:46
going to say a word beginning in T, next to
26:49
an O. Tomorrow. Next to an O. Final
26:51
little R. I'm not saying anything.
26:53
I'm just suggesting that something might
26:55
be on the cards. Oh,
26:58
gosh, this space. Also,
27:01
how do I class my friends as best friends
27:03
because I refer to them a lot? What
27:06
do you mean? Like, because I think I described, I say
27:08
I've got loads of best friends. Oh,
27:10
yeah, but that's nice. I think they always say
27:12
my best friends. Yeah, yeah. I think all my
27:14
close friends are my best friends. No, you can't
27:16
have favourites. That's just rude. Yes, I've just, like
27:19
I've got like... I
27:21
don't know. I love people. Loads. And
27:23
I'm like, I love my people. And
27:26
I can name them like my best friends and I think they'd all... No
27:29
one would feel left out. No. So,
27:31
no. It's just like, yeah, my closest girl is... Yeah,
27:34
yeah. My gals. Yeah. You're one of a
27:36
gal. Oh, thank you.
27:38
Likewise. Am I? Yeah, of
27:40
course you are. That's nice. Worrying
27:43
that you found that surprising. Anyway, next question.
27:46
Okay. Have a sister relationship changed
27:48
over time? Yes, but
27:51
I mean, just because we're... Do you think we're friends now?
27:53
Yes. Yeah, like friends first or sisters first. It
27:56
will always be sisters first, but we're friends. I'd say they're
27:59
fairly mac and nag. but I think you can't
28:01
really compare the two. Yeah, that's pretty
28:03
true. Do you think this is random, but do
28:05
you think it's better to raise kids in the country or city based
28:07
on your experience? I think do
28:10
whatever works for you. Yeah. Nice and
28:12
lay. Yeah. I think some people are
28:14
more comfortable in the city and they'll create a
28:16
very comfortable life for their child. Some people are
28:18
very comfortable in the countryside and will create a
28:21
very comfortable life for their child. See, balance. Balance,
28:23
it's whatever works for you. For me,
28:25
I thought I might want to leave London by the time
28:27
I had kids and now I've had kids. I'm like absolutely
28:29
fucking wrong. No, God no. I can't, like
28:31
I can't. No, because this is where it's
28:33
at. This is how it's happening. I can
28:35
imagine you're gonna end it after just seeing how
28:37
long we've been doing this for, but can I
28:39
just, before I do, what's your favorite funny memory
28:41
that we have together? Oh goodness. Oh God, I'm
28:43
not very good at pulling and just
28:46
cauldron memories. Oh
28:48
God, I've got something in my mind. I've just
28:50
got this vision of you like crying and laughing.
28:52
Do you remember when I broke my, when
28:55
my jaw was broken? And my
28:58
soup that I had, I
29:00
was eating soup out of a cup and
29:02
it fell out the bottom and it looked like I'd shot
29:04
my shell. And then I walked
29:06
back in. You were in like full great
29:08
track. Yeah, and I took the tracking off and I
29:11
walked back in without the trousers on. I
29:13
think Mum was annoyed with you for laughing. Yeah,
29:16
she made you leave the room.
29:19
She was like leave her alone, just stop laughing
29:21
at her. But it's because it was making me
29:23
bleed because I think so hard my nose kept
29:25
bleeding. And she made you leave. That
29:27
was a good one. That was
29:30
funny. I think for some reason
29:32
I've been really loving really hard one time
29:34
and watching her sort of torture when that guy
29:36
went upside down and vomited beer. Like
29:38
projectile vomited beer and you and me like pissed
29:40
off my blog. I love torturing her, I mean,
29:42
she was crazy. That's nice, and we
29:44
had that in common. Yeah, I think it's about the only thing
29:46
you said that you and I trust you and me watch. Yeah.
29:49
Also when our mum fell over in
29:52
the street, after she like begged us to get a taxi
29:54
and she's wearing this little high heels and she fell over,
29:56
she's the longest forever. That was when I realised there
29:58
was something really wrong with her. off, like me
30:00
and you and Finn, because our cousins were
30:03
there as well, and mum ate shit, like
30:06
she went down to a
30:08
baby's cramp. The mother would
30:10
obviously be like, get
30:12
off! Fair enough! Which
30:14
only exacerbated the fall and prolonged it.
30:16
So when she hit the deck, we,
30:19
me, Finn and Kat, laughed so much.
30:21
Oh, it's because she turned around and my
30:23
eyes all the way around, and I was like,
30:25
what are you talking about? Fair enough.
30:27
But we, three kings
30:30
of Ori and Tarth, we three, laughed, like
30:32
before we even checked, she was okay, we
30:34
laughed. We had our cousins were like, oh
30:37
my god are you okay? You're quite tall bit
30:40
in there, 64. You've got what? I
30:42
was like, is something wrong with her? Well, we know she's
30:45
very resilient, she's fine. She just goes
30:47
down a lot though. She's like a baby. I
30:49
think Bruce Chinn, because she fell over the
30:51
other day. I know, I
30:53
know, not so much. She's so
30:56
adorable. Kat's just got her saved
30:58
on her phone as birth giver. She gave birth to
31:00
me. Isn't that remarkable?
31:02
She's so little and she's given birth to all of
31:04
us. How the fuck did
31:07
she get it? She's five foot one though. Finn
31:09
is massive. Yeah. I've seen the next to each
31:11
other, I'm like, you can fold her up and
31:13
put her in his body, and I don't think
31:15
that no one would really notice. Right.
31:18
Okay, I love you. Thanks for doing this.
31:20
My pleasure. Thank you for having me back.
31:22
No worries. And Kat's going to start a
31:24
booming TikTok career, so go get her now
31:26
so that you can see you fold her
31:28
on the way up. Yeah, I've got five
31:30
investment. Okay, love you.
31:33
See you soon guys. Bye. Thank you
31:35
so much for listening. Should I delete
31:37
this as part of the ACAS Creator
31:39
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