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ACAST recommends. Maybe

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make things worse. It could go either way.

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Hello and welcome back to Should I Delete

0:45

That? I'm Moon Clarkson. I'm Katty Clarkson. I've

0:47

got Kat! Oi! She

0:51

went down a hit at the live shows and

0:54

we thought, let's immortalise it. Let's

0:57

get her on tape. Thank you very much for

0:59

having me. It's a true last

1:01

minute bit of laughter in this very last

1:03

bit. I need you. It was everyone else. It

1:07

was a bit last minute, yeah. It's not what I have

1:09

planned for today but I can't believe it. This was Daisy's

1:11

idea and it's such a good idea. Oh, don't even think

1:13

of me. No. Okay,

1:16

so today isn't it just me episode? I know you don't

1:18

listen to the podcast so let me talk you through the

1:20

whole matter. Do you

1:23

though? Sometimes. Occasionally.

1:25

I don't listen to any podcast. That's not the defence

1:27

you think you're doing. But how on brand? How

1:30

on brand? Okay, yeah. That is on brand.

1:32

Yeah. So, caveat before I let you

1:34

know what we're getting into today. Although you've probably

1:36

seen the episode titled but we're recording

1:38

in Cats Flat which is very cool

1:41

and very fucking noisy. So if

1:43

you hear anything and everything, that's

1:46

what that is. I apologise for the bad guys.

1:48

There is a school literally right across the ways.

1:51

I think sometimes they let you live within that. Shh.

1:54

Shh now. Don't put that out there. Shh

1:56

now. Not true. You'ds.

1:59

Okay, so. Catnite, despite being blood

2:01

siblings and relatively close in age,

2:03

like it's only five years between

2:05

us, are completely

2:08

different generations. Which

2:10

I didn't realise until today. I just

2:12

assumed that we were one. No, Finlow

2:14

and I, our brother and I, are millennials. No,

2:16

he's not a millennial. Yes, he is.

2:18

And you, you little weirdo, are

2:21

a generation Z. The fact

2:23

that you called it generation Z. You're a Gen

2:25

Z baby. You're a Gen

2:28

Z baby. So, today's

2:30

episode is a

2:32

conversation between TV

2:34

bed, Paul and Perve Morgan, where

2:37

we're going to have a debate about the difference.

2:39

Who's better? Who will win? And it

2:41

doesn't matter. But who will win if we were

2:43

competitive? If we were competitive. If

2:46

we were competitive. So, you don't win.

2:48

So, okay, basically I just want to

2:50

discuss the difference in Gen Z and millennials.

2:52

And you highlighted the first one already that you

2:54

don't listen to podcasts. I

2:57

don't know if I'm alone in that, but I

2:59

know a lot of people don't. And it's much

3:01

more of a millennial kind. Don't say this to me

3:03

for my whole career. Don't be like, oh, there's a

3:05

whole generation of me. I don't know.

3:07

It might be a whole generation of me. It might

3:09

not. So, basically,

3:13

the youngest millennials were

3:16

born between 1994 and 1996. So,

3:18

that's me and Fin. That's

3:20

it. You just don't really count, I don't

3:23

think. Although you do lean into it.

3:25

I know everything about me as a millennial.

3:27

I do millennial pause before I start recording. Oh, do

3:29

you? I'm going to bring that up. I love my

3:31

off boots. There's nothing

3:33

wrong with that. Comfort is key. Comfort's

3:35

key. But I like all my basic

3:38

little things. I like my lattes. I

3:40

like the beige stuff. But this

3:42

is confusing because, yeah, I've got to start on

3:45

the car. I've got a hurt, blind and sinker

3:47

for the Molly Mae aesthetic. But I've just realised,

3:49

she's probably a Gen Z. Yeah, but she's what

3:51

millennials want to be. That sort of... She

3:57

is what you aspire to. She's the goal. But

4:00

she's unachievable, unachievable standards, because she's

4:02

too young. Actually, how old is

4:05

she? Young? I bet she's like 40, not telling

4:07

anyone. I know she's your age. That's what

4:09

I keep thinking about Kylie Jenner, like the

4:11

internet's convinced she's like 40. Yeah, no,

4:13

she throws me off every time I see her face, I'm like, mmm,

4:16

something going on. She's

4:18

looking good. She's looking amazing.

4:20

She is looking amazing. Is she

4:22

still... She was Timothee Chalamet, that's it, yeah. Timothee

4:26

Chalamet. Do

4:29

you remember... I'm going

4:31

to say, do you remember writing on VAHS, this is another BuzzFeed

4:33

quiz, I always scrape BuzzFeed when I'm at the bar. I love

4:35

BuzzFeed quizzes. I love BuzzFeed quizzes,

4:37

I actually really do. That doesn't feel like

4:39

Gen Z behaviour. No, it's not. No, it's

4:42

not the bare mind. I'm also, I'm a

4:45

couple of years away from being a young millennial. I'm an

4:47

old Gen Z, and when we were

4:49

at school, like Pop Buzz quizzes

4:51

are amazing. Looking

4:54

at your eyeliner. I was like, no way anyone would believe

4:56

that I was a millennial. That was the most

4:58

millennial I've ever felt, was I went to dinner a

5:00

couple of... I was going to say months.

5:03

Yeah, let's do the other day. The other day. And

5:05

the other day. I was 92,

5:07

and I was trying to

5:09

do eyeliner, like you do eyeliner. And

5:12

I sent girl Alexa's photo, and I was like, can I

5:14

pull this off? And she just replied, no, take it

5:16

off immediately. And I was like, okay. And I did.

5:19

I didn't have friends that are on it. Yeah.

5:22

I don't see the photo, do you have it? It

5:25

wasn't great. It wasn't good. I really want to

5:27

do it, but it's just... We have the same eye shape. You

5:29

can do this very easily. And so time

5:31

poor, that it's such a big risk,

5:34

that it's like, if I commit to that... It

5:37

takes you two minutes because you can do it.

5:39

Actually, this makes perfect. But you just look so...

5:42

But I think genuinely, Kat, if I had just started

5:44

doing that, like, so listeners, sorry. If you can't, obviously,

5:46

if you don't know what Kat looks like... Where's

5:48

he been? Fucking girl. She's

5:50

so stunning. But she basically

5:53

does... She looks like Viggo with brown

5:55

hair. But she does end Fat. I

6:04

like to. the people always. So

6:07

new cases some this mess taxes the

6:09

online or think of the coop like

6:11

that. Really cool. I'm. On as they might,

6:14

It's like I'm not system to go on the last

6:16

line. I'm going up on going out and go to

6:18

the middle of go to the top and coming off

6:20

the boss. But I didn't. Really? Say. You.

6:23

See me that he knew com over You

6:25

know what? I am a leggings my has.

6:27

A mass of a kid on the hip?

6:29

Yeah, He.

6:32

Believes. He. Wouldn't he

6:34

be? I? You might lead you. To replace

6:36

all he pulled mommy on the way

6:38

him when he was in school sucks

6:40

for says something somebody that I. Think

6:43

it's like a fun little same. as

6:45

it's just like device mother before he up

6:47

as well as you husky sometimes but I

6:49

always at the house of eyeliner or something

6:51

warmer, rings or something just to be like.

6:54

This a hit so that

6:56

I am. Different. Ah,

7:00

such as. A different mindset is up and

7:02

you go fund. Rival friends like. A

7:06

piss. Off of assistance to

7:08

resist the discovery series is

7:11

full of vivid or my

7:13

to predict the truth and

7:15

wept. Really

7:18

upsets the case if if you follow

7:20

me from all, you know that I

7:22

go have friends often seek mistake human

7:24

form of me that. In two thousand

7:26

and sixteen. On. A whim I

7:29

wouldn't address. It's not. For. Contexts

7:31

Cathy was having a birthday party.

7:33

In a pro to fight the facts

7:36

about the was in November I was

7:38

so I didn't feel like it was

7:40

duel birthday like I didn't feel like

7:43

it when my special day for of

7:45

rude papa if i said the friends

7:47

I went to the addresses. To

7:49

get my head on the day of the policy as well

7:52

does. Have one dog out on that are so

7:54

as to to friends. Now. Would

7:56

I buy? should say because they should never. Author

7:58

of The Spider Man. still looks

8:00

good with a fringe. I guess I

8:02

will too. Yes, that's

8:04

exactly what I said. Yeah, that's the word. How did you

8:06

know? I said, I'll get

8:08

a fringe. Got one. I left the

8:11

hair dresser, said Cassie, sat on the

8:14

board and said the bowels and he cried. Because mum

8:17

got one too and then you were like, everyone

8:19

was like, this is my thing. I

8:21

was wearing the eyeliner. It was my

8:23

thing. I had a fringe. Although,

8:26

because I have curly hair and

8:28

I wanted the Lily Allen fringe,

8:30

so I blow dried this fringe

8:33

with an inch of its life. It did look

8:35

good. And then I gave myself stress alopecia. So

8:38

I was balding, but it was

8:40

a real cautionary tale. So don't get

8:42

jealous, don't get a fringe. Don't

8:45

get fringed. There's so much to it. Don't get

8:47

a fringe. There's never a happy outcome

8:49

of that. Lily Allen doesn't have

8:51

one anymore and I think we should learn from that. I

8:54

bet she's bald. Bald of a cue ball.

8:56

She blow dried it to death. Oh,

8:59

sorry. She's so

9:01

poor. I'm sorry, Lily Allen's

9:03

bald. I don't know

9:06

why we're sleeping and we love Lily

9:08

Allen. I love Lily Allen more

9:10

than anyone else. I love her so much. I've seen

9:12

her house on number 90. Yeah, I

9:14

know. I know. Carpet in the bathroom. Gorgeous. Only

9:16

in this instance though. Yeah, okay. Carpet in the

9:18

bathroom is a rogue decision. Disgusting, but only if

9:20

you go to the bathroom, like you use it

9:22

like once a year. Do you want a confession

9:24

that I just know you're going to be fine

9:26

with? Yeah. Although we got the carpet yesterday and

9:28

I did not do anything about it. Pretend

9:30

that I didn't see it. But you'd be fine with

9:32

it. Regret saying it. I

9:35

just probably would use a stick in silence

9:37

for a bit and know that you just told everyone

9:39

that. Yeah, I know. I can't judge. I

9:41

know you can't judge. We've all been there. Yeah.

9:44

I remember waiting on the carpet when I was seven and I never told

9:46

anyone at home. Which carpet? It's gone now.

9:48

It was replaced. It was outside my room. Yeah, but

9:50

you pissed on it. Outside your

9:52

room. No, no, no, no.

9:55

Not outside my room. My old room. When I was like

9:57

before. When you were like not there. Not

9:59

there. When you are small that

10:01

and I remember but for way I'm inevitable

10:04

that it was a waste of up to

10:06

see if to admit this but I was

10:08

somewhat for the high point of no I

10:10

thought I think I told everyone laughed yes

10:13

and I think I call the conference and

10:15

told the Great Lakes ah of his i

10:17

him into the death threats and as roman

10:20

now of. Miles when I was running

10:22

down to the. Bathroom. Or

10:24

man I might consider with the we to spell

10:26

out. Of going to. Legalize Weed.

10:28

We lose. our

10:32

that once when about the same age

10:34

as and sixty is not about seven

10:36

i have with lose gain. Of

10:38

that up see less and are baptists up

10:40

and i just as myself and i did

10:42

the rest the they stay covered in like

10:44

and got wage whole that that like. It's

10:46

lovely to start. With a pinch myself,

10:49

I'm awfully cold. Oh my, What

10:51

a T M C abandoned to

10:53

anyone. Men cook off. That sent

10:55

his tests and know at all if

10:57

you don't Got lost slaughter of the

10:59

one day escapes I think I wore

11:02

his see follow. A for a

11:04

week. Save with my

11:06

brand, it with my signature. I

11:09

can't believe we just like hopefully with

11:11

less the fringe the already autonomy that

11:13

with left the millennial political correctness gone

11:16

nine I saw it and he cried

11:18

like often spoke to have a was

11:20

I hate to the I've neglected immediately.

11:23

Life as about while such that the I had

11:25

a dog once it got the same have that

11:27

many different doing the i like to go crazy

11:29

and were entirely lose and now know we just

11:31

the have reason for her. To

11:33

the thought. She should have. Had

11:35

this policy, I have friends As a

11:37

tomboy. Both. Interesting thoughts are

11:40

that recently the only like the ninety

11:42

not like ninety nine percent of has

11:44

us is on tend to properly her

11:46

yes this is not dealing with specific

11:48

other to specific place shall fall unruly

11:51

cove. Please put the effort important for on

11:53

holiday the been quite tricky of on some

11:55

as he doesn't want seven months. but of

11:57

yana if you look honey have find

11:59

a hairdresser that does curly

12:01

hair specifically because it'll change your life. Yeah, your

12:03

hair does look really good. Well, I've straightened it

12:06

today. Oh my God, this

12:08

BuzzFeed quiz is really tragic. What do you

12:10

think? I think it's a gift of Schmidt

12:12

from New Girl. I love him. I

12:16

love him. I fancy him and

12:18

I'm totally in that. I fancy him. I

12:20

fancy Nick. I get it, but he's

12:22

not my guy. No, fair enough. We all

12:24

fancy Schmidt though. Yeah, we all fancy Schmidt. There's just something

12:26

about him. My God. Ruh.

12:29

God, I thought that was ruh. Magga

12:31

Chutney. Yeah, the Chutney. Every time. What

12:34

the heck? No! I've said

12:36

that before. That's me in my life. Every time I say

12:38

it, there's someone like Chutney. Chutney. Okay,

12:41

the ruh? This quiz. What do you

12:43

think of when you hear the words TikTok and the options are?

12:45

Oh no. We've got Ke$ha.

12:48

Don't pull me out. TikTok from the

12:50

BuzzFeed. Listen, are you

12:52

kidding? TikTok on the clock. What

12:54

did I say? Round the block. No, I'm sure

12:57

she said that. TikTok, round the block. Sorry, I'm just

12:59

remembering what Jenny taught me. Oh,

13:01

gosh. I

13:05

can't, yeah, I know, I just

13:07

can't be doing with Jennifer Lopez. Why?

13:10

For the same reason I can't be doing with Justin Timberlake.

13:12

Very different. Retreat into a cave

13:14

and never come back. I hate

13:16

this. This is the least feminist thing

13:18

I've ever heard you say. It had absolutely nothing to do

13:20

with her being a woman. It

13:23

had absolutely nothing to do with her being a woman. It

13:26

had absolutely nothing to do with her being a

13:28

woman. It had absolutely nothing to do with her

13:30

being annoying. Why did you leave? Oh, sweet God.

13:32

Have you seen that film that she's done recently?

13:35

No. Watch that and you'll change

13:37

your tune very quickly. I

13:39

don't know, man. I don't know. Okay, can I ask,

13:41

nothing to do with the age? What are we thinking

13:43

of Miley Cyrus as rebrand because I'm obsessed. I think

13:45

she looks fantastic. She looks fantastic. I

13:47

really admire her for the way

13:50

that she just puts a

13:52

brand new outfit on and abandons

13:54

an entire personality. I think that's really

13:57

cool. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it's moving on from the fringe.

13:59

It's the eyeliner era. She's just doing what

14:01

she's doing. It's exactly the same! She

14:03

probably cried when somebody else... No, that's

14:05

a shock. ...came it in with a blunt

14:07

and pixie carton. She's wet. Yeah. Someone

14:10

else grinded up on Robert Sick. Robert Sick? What

14:12

was he called? Robin Sick. What was

14:14

he called? So we all just accepted his last name was Nick. What was his name?

14:17

What was his name? You were? Martin

14:19

Sick. No, it wasn't Martin, it was Robin. It was

14:21

a blurred line. Robin Sick! That's not like

14:24

his name! That's not a mistake! What?

14:27

It's not me! It's not me! That's not a mistake!

14:29

I can't believe I didn't know his name! Ah! It

14:33

is! It's Robin Sick! I knew it! I

14:35

knew it! He's Canadian. No, he's American. There's

14:37

nothing wrong with that. Yeah, no, that whole thing

14:40

was really problematic with hindsight. That song was wild.

14:44

No one came for Pharrell on it and

14:46

actually Miley's just done a new song with

14:49

Pharrell. Pharrell's got his finger in quite a

14:51

few pies. He was popped up. Do you

14:53

know who sings the chorus on Whereas Beloved

14:55

by Black Eyed Peas? Yeah,

14:58

but I don't remember. I've seen my son. Don't

15:00

tell me! But if you really hear it in

15:02

your head, but you're un-credited. I know, but I can't

15:04

remember. Wait, that was me. He's Phyn-O-Tone.

15:07

Yes, yeah, I think someone told me recently.

15:09

Creditor Phyn-Lo, our brother, for this fact. But

15:12

it will blow your mind. He's already

15:14

been mentioned once in this episode. Who

15:16

is it? Justin Timberlake. Fuck,

15:19

of course. Yeah. Wild.

15:22

Apparently wrote it. Well, wrote bits of it. He would say

15:24

that, though. He would. God, I hate

15:27

it. I don't

15:29

hear anyone, waste of energy, but I

15:31

gave myself the biggest ick of my

15:33

life watching that

15:37

video of him and his cargo pants doing his dancing. It's

15:39

one of the kind of Britney Spears. Well, he's like,

15:41

oh, I don't remember. Yeah, it

15:43

wasn't that one. But that's his new show. But you

15:45

know, oh, can I just, can I just tell you

15:47

a confessional? Very quickly, Enrique

15:50

and Galatius humping the floor at his

15:52

concert. That's disgusting. Carry on. The

15:55

Man from Imagine Dragons has really bulked up. I wish we'd seen him in

15:57

this era. What do you mean he's really bulked up? Very

16:00

sickly say something of us or buses others

16:02

like three times in one the I need

16:05

another defiantly found my i'm with you twice.

16:07

He popped the service or for times and

16:09

I'm thinking. A

16:11

lot of person would smell.

16:16

As a fucking boy I do I

16:18

phone so huge and is either you

16:21

are you all an old like I

16:23

figure I think you are a mother

16:25

a not as a as a boomer

16:27

attractive know my motive I believe I

16:30

make century old man from like. The.

16:32

Seventies. The.

16:35

Weather a speech you aren't as brown trout

16:37

and you are not a bronze. Eclipses live

16:39

on route from to go back. To Justin

16:42

Timberlake. Oh go on it boy

16:44

Alex tried to buy ticket to

16:46

go sit comfortably Sam Adams. I'm

16:48

it was six hundred com from skate by and

16:50

so on. and injury is he playing is up.

16:53

Against a all. Sides

16:56

by themselves if our. Time

16:59

he got sick. Eagle the sick. it's

17:01

own blood. You know,

17:03

the season, seasons. Ago me and

17:05

two thirds sixty dollar head.

17:09

I genuinely have absolutely no

17:12

idea. Every single thing you know how to him

17:14

I feel like you've been influenced by the my. Public.

17:17

And I have no chance to form enemy some some weird

17:19

shit I don't know that she. that's what I want to

17:21

form an opinion. I see a theater

17:23

this him specific into his hand and rubbing his

17:25

with have. To get it was sexy. All

17:27

that masquerades as a you build. It was

17:29

sexy as whatever you may know. If

17:32

he saw the facts hobbies I want to do

17:35

not. Feel that I didn't

17:37

have a pretty. Have an enormous the

17:39

hygiene neither would I like unless music us

17:41

it a go with Alex. Have gotten the

17:43

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change your life for the better. Or potentially maybe

18:18

make things worse. It could go either way. What

18:26

lead do you prefer? Loose or skinny? I

18:28

know the answer to that. I like

18:30

a flare, so a little bit of both. Yeah, it's

18:32

tight on the air. I

18:35

really like the look of

18:38

girls with a bit of a tummy wearing

18:41

low-waisted trousers. Big fat

18:43

agree. I thought we were literally talking about... No,

18:46

I saw a video, obviously the comments were fucking

18:48

horrendous, but I saw a video of a girl

18:51

with her jeans kind of like low-key undone,

18:53

their baggy jeans, and it's like the Rihanna

18:55

pregnancy emulation, but this girl wasn't pregnant, she

18:57

was getting vibing. She looked so cool, and

19:00

I was really inspired by that. I actually,

19:02

on the back of it, bought myself a pair of loose jeans,

19:04

and I'm just going to wear it with a little crop top, and I'm just

19:06

going to have a bit of a tummy and it's going to be great. It's

19:09

not fun. I think it looks fantastic. Yeah, me too. I feel

19:11

like... I mean, I could

19:13

personally, I could never. But

19:16

also because my pants will always be sticking out,

19:18

because I love a big granny pants. I

19:20

do not understand low-waisted pants. No.

19:23

No. I... No. God, no. I

19:25

look like a... You know those things... You know

19:27

when you play Boggle and you've got the hourglass

19:29

timer? Yeah. I look exactly like one of those.

19:31

You could have just said an hourglass timer, but

19:34

I love the specification of a Boggle timer.

19:36

I'm already young. I don't know if you're

19:38

going to call this... Stop... What? Boggle? I'm

19:40

joking. I'm so happy about Boggle. What's

19:43

your first name? It's an iPhone. You got really

19:45

pissed off of me, but I didn't have a SIM card in it.

19:47

I literally was just playing this game where you... Oh yeah, you had my

19:49

phone touched for a while. Yeah. Popping bubble

19:51

wrap. God, that was a good game.

19:53

Oh, that was a good game. God, that was a good game.

19:56

Yes, it was your first... Me and you got iPhones

19:58

in the same year, and I Remember just... Yeah,

20:00

yeah, we're. Gonna find you

20:02

the failure net over the Martha

20:05

the hadn't passed. This is so

20:07

angry now. See remember anybody? So

20:09

numbers of by hell yes. Mine.

20:12

Services. Mother's.

20:15

If that, The. Home phone number

20:17

and I remember the end of yours because it's

20:19

gotten us a single to us. Subsidiary.

20:21

The Al Two it's been such a great netted.

20:23

I dismember something else. The it's a it's

20:25

a privilege and zebra Snc wouldn't that time.

20:29

I have such as settlements

20:31

and I need task now.

20:33

Cool J Vu West was

20:35

a submissive because now. Folks

20:44

lot of what is it

20:46

is is a very specific.

20:48

I think it's about it. I

20:50

think Americans domestic see if we could offer

20:53

from her either. Though you more is my

20:55

perception of a whole generated by the Signal

20:57

is the last week agenda: Pizza conflicts. And

21:00

a must. For you to

21:02

believe. It is. It's it. As

21:05

he might have suffered se, but

21:07

mainly eleven those. Of us has

21:09

some secret I'll miss. You know you

21:11

love me or. Thought so I gave up

21:13

on at. What? I

21:16

gave up on it. I found it has

21:18

some. I found it very taxing. See

21:22

how as I. Thought

21:25

time she did. I saw

21:27

that the odds that's what I said I wasn't

21:29

Buffy the Vampire Slayer self. that is that it

21:31

off if we the thunder the see that was

21:33

what when I get off of both ago or

21:36

less yard. Midway

21:38

through season two, I think. What I do

21:40

that you didn't see. Any verbally and you

21:42

didn't see the great as long as liable

21:44

to I would have multiple you know I

21:46

phone call rail that's all you need. I

21:49

honestly it's about my composure. I love the

21:51

i love it so much I'm I'm gonna

21:54

go think so. Although I have to say

21:56

I recently found myself on Ed Westwick. Takes

21:58

off and I wish I wasn't there. Oh, such

22:01

a nice guy. Like I'm sure he's so

22:03

cool, so handsome, say,

22:05

like get it, yeah? But shit me, have

22:07

you seen him? Have you seen him?

22:10

He's like sub-dig-dog. Don't let anything

22:12

end, just out, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh,

22:14

God, no. I'm like trying to know. And I actually

22:16

think that must be very frustrating for an actor to

22:19

have done one thing for

22:21

so long that you're only that character. Shall I

22:23

go? For the rest of your life. Shall I

22:26

go? Get each other girl to me. So good at Shall I

22:28

go. Yeah. Holy shit, I'm a natural.

22:30

I love it when he says that every time I

22:32

watch that. I'm not always that he's gonna say it

22:34

to me. How often do you watch Shall I go?

22:37

Frequently. I'd love to watch that with you. Well, in

22:39

that places to be, that's exactly what I'd like to

22:41

do this afternoon. Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Well,

22:44

I would love to. Anytime, it's

22:46

a bit of a anymore. Not since the baby.

22:49

Don't you start, you fucking lover. I

22:51

love that. I know. I

22:55

would love, we can all watch that. She's almost

22:57

old enough to fully appreciate that. I don't

23:00

think we can. I love Bill Nye. I

23:02

love Bill Nye. Of course you didn't. Oh

23:05

my God, do you know how to do this? What? Do

23:07

you know him? No. But I commented

23:09

on Richard E. Grant. Oh. The man

23:11

posted he likes it. I know. You told me. You told me

23:13

because I texted you. I can't remember what it was, but I

23:15

texted you with like, some fairly important news or

23:17

something. And you responded being like, wish I could

23:20

respond but I'm far too important. Richard E. Grant,

23:22

just like my, oh, Richard E.

23:24

Grant. Richard E. Grant, just

23:26

like my comment. It was a good comment.

23:28

Now this I do think is quite millennial

23:30

and Gen Z differentiating. Where do you part

23:33

your hair? Oh.

23:36

The natural laws of beauty tell

23:38

me I should part it on the side, but

23:40

I am a slave to my generation and

23:42

I part it down the middle. Yeah, see, I'm

23:45

a slave to your generation too. I've

23:47

become a middle passing girly. However, cowlick,

23:49

I have a huge one. A big

23:51

widow's peak, a big cowlick, and this

23:53

horrible little pubic. I used to

23:55

think about my cowlick because it was called a cowlick.

23:57

Like I used to get, I would just, my

24:00

friends without them and I'd be like oh god I'm so jealous

24:02

of you're just like like

24:04

not licked by cow's hair. Yeah.

24:06

I used to be so jealous. Yeah

24:10

I was jealous of everyone's hair. You've

24:13

got the coolest hair. No. I

24:15

had low porosity hair. You've

24:17

got a lot of amain for what's going on. Your

24:19

widow's peak, your low porosity, your cowlick. I have to

24:21

know everything. I have to know everything about it because

24:23

it is a cruel mistress and it cannot be tamed.

24:25

I love your hair. I've always thought you've got great

24:27

hair. Thank you. It's because I put a lot of

24:29

time and effort and sadly a

24:31

lot of money into it as well. Not today. It doesn't look

24:34

shit today. It doesn't look shit today. It doesn't look shit

24:36

today. How do you take a

24:38

Pluto? What?

24:41

I thought you would genuinely ask. I

24:44

was like oh god. No this

24:46

is like big Gen Z-O. It's

24:48

like the thing that like okay do the heart thing

24:51

with your hands. Are

24:54

you gonna do it wrong? No I'm gonna do this. Yeah that's

24:56

the thing. I can't do this. I

24:58

remember doing... What am I supposed to do with my thumbs? Wait

25:00

look, did you do it your way again? Yeah

25:02

I remember doing that once and putting it on Instagram

25:04

and you commented in it. This was really embarrassing. No

25:06

I didn't. I was probably talking about something else. I thought we

25:08

could put your outfit. No you weren't. It was just

25:10

the face of my hand. No I couldn't have done it.

25:13

Yeah I put a heart. Wait it was years ago. Yeah.

25:15

Oh god yeah. No I do remember that. I think it's

25:18

because you edited it really heavily. I know I was really

25:20

proud of it. It was like in the big like... I

25:22

remember it was in the Isle of Man and it was

25:24

the sunset. Yeah. Yeah. I was like yes. I was so

25:26

proud of the photo. Like it was like really up there. It

25:28

was just off my hands. The sun coming through it.

25:30

Obviously an up contrast and up saturation. Probably put

25:33

a little filter on it. It was 2016

25:35

is what we did. Yeah okay but let me

25:37

hit a picture for you. I was feeling cut.

25:39

I just got a new fringe and I

25:41

was gonna shit over everything else that everyone else

25:43

was doing. Good. You were bad. I'm going to do

25:47

something. And like I don't even want the fringe.

25:49

I spent so long with a headband on. I

25:51

spent years with a headband on trying to get

25:54

that. Yeah well. Oh

25:56

my god so Gen Z's when they when they go to hold the

25:58

phone they just put their hand flat to their head. That's... It

26:00

doesn't feel like a gen z thing. It was someone below

26:02

me like a gen x and a gen alpha. No, gen

26:04

x is the older one. Sorry, magpie just flew by. That's

26:08

not gen z behaviour. It's sensible

26:11

behaviour. It is, yeah. You've always got to say hello

26:13

to the magpie. Yeah, no, but

26:15

that's just... That's cute.

26:17

This is stupid. It's a really

26:19

bad method of communicating on a

26:22

podcast while we discuss things

26:24

that we do with our hands. I

26:27

can't be bothered to explain it. You know what we're talking about.

26:29

A little bit of pinky or just use a pile

26:31

of your hand. There

26:34

we go. Ollie's going to live on their phone

26:36

by that generation. I

26:39

think we all need to stop being so scared and

26:41

sad about it and just roll with it and try

26:43

and make the best out of a bad situation. I

26:45

actually agree. It's actually not on the world. Stop it.

26:48

Although, bluey is so great. What

26:50

is this? You've not seen bluey? Oh, God. It's like

26:52

the last thing. No, bluey's great. Peppa Pig, you're about

26:54

to get really excited about something you shouldn't get excited

26:56

about. Tell me. No.

26:59

You're getting excited about a children's cartoon. Oh, it's not you.

27:02

You're a minute. 70 years old. No, no, no, no. Okay, look.

27:04

I'm going to... It was caveats

27:06

again. Peppa Pig, the

27:08

dad, bumbling. He's always

27:11

like, oh, Mummy Pig, can you help? And

27:13

then, ah, Daddy Pig, you're my pig. Mummy

27:15

Pig is sick. Mummy Pig does everything.

27:17

It's the emotional labour. The gender stereotyping in

27:19

that show really stressed me out. Daddy Pig's

27:21

just a bit of a boon. Whereas

27:25

with bluey, Mum's an architect. Dad's is

27:28

loads of it. They both work. I can't remember what he

27:30

does. But they're both... Who cares? I've

27:32

got the book. I've got all of the books for

27:34

Christmas. It's very sweet. I've got the copy. But I've

27:36

run on all the characters. Anyway, I

27:39

think bluey's got ADHD. And

27:41

they're just really cute the way that

27:43

they... My affinity. They're really cute like how

27:45

the sisters hang out. And

27:48

it's just like the dad's really like hands on. And they

27:50

didn't like to say about how the mum had postnatal depression

27:52

when she had bluey. And it was just like, but

27:54

not like heavy. It's just like, it's just impalthing. It's

27:57

just like... Kids, listen to how

27:59

you... your mother

28:01

incredibly depressed. You ruined

28:03

everything. No, it's just, it's like, I

28:05

think the show writers are aware that the adults

28:07

are also watching it, if you know what I

28:09

mean. Like Toy Story. Yeah, so

28:11

it's just, I don't know, I really

28:13

like it because there's a lot of shit made

28:16

for kids and that is not shit. Yeah, H2O,

28:18

Jeff I

28:29

had a full 360 on her when she went

28:31

in the jungle. Me too. Because I was swayed by

28:33

the media. I know when she went in I was like, well she ruined

28:35

my childhood, I hate her. And then I saw her

28:37

and I was like, I'm very sorry. I

28:40

felt very bad for the way that I had never vocalised

28:42

but felt. I know, it's so interesting

28:44

as well. Context, if you're not massive Zoey 101 fan.

28:46

What are you doing? What

28:49

are you doing? Weird childhood. A little key.

28:51

A little key. Jamie

28:54

Lynn Spears, Brittany Spears' younger sister.

28:57

Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant when

28:59

she was safely doing Zoey 101. Yeah. And

29:02

so she ruined her career. I judged

29:04

her. I judged her for a teen

29:06

pregnancy. And her

29:08

life was essentially never like you, never said it. And then

29:10

when she went into the jungle, mum was watching it and

29:12

I said, how's it getting on with like, do you like

29:14

it? Because I hadn't started yet because I've been away. She

29:16

was like, oh yeah, I love everyone. I

29:19

really like Jamie Lynn. And I was like, oh, well, they love

29:21

all that. And she's been fighting with Brittany. And I watched it and

29:23

I was like, oh my God, you were a kid. And

29:26

then you had to be emacipated from

29:28

your parents because they tried to make you

29:30

give up the kid. And like, obviously, what trauma

29:33

that she's endured. And then who am I to judge her?

29:35

Who am I to judge her? And I really had

29:37

a full moment there. I think we all did. Yeah. I

29:42

think we all did. Good. Okay. Who are

29:44

all the Gen Z celebrities? Apart

29:47

from... I think the one who are, I was

29:49

like, for God's sake, how much time have you

29:51

got? I did say that, didn't I? You said

29:54

it's well over the gender. Well, there's

29:56

Paul Holland in Sandeia, who you

29:58

saw the other day. this very

30:00

window. They walked past this window.

30:02

I saw this woman, I was sitting out the

30:04

window and I must have looked really cool

30:06

because I had music going, it was sunny and I had a cup of tea and I

30:08

was sitting out the window. But

30:11

the... Ethereal.

30:13

Ethereal. But this woman walked past

30:15

and I was like that is the most beautiful woman I've ever

30:18

seen in my entire life. I can't believe that was a real

30:20

person. She looked, I was like oh my god, she looked like

30:22

I was there. I was like yeah, if it was in there,

30:24

she'd have to be here with Tom Holland because he's, I don't

30:26

know where he's from in England. He's from China. And then lo

30:28

and behold, looked to her left, the little man was there. The

30:31

little bugger was right there, I didn't even see

30:34

him. I was a bit, yeah. But I sort

30:36

of went like, and the loud gasp, I believe,

30:38

caught her attention. She sort of looked up and

30:40

I went, and then I did a big smile

30:42

and then she looked away. But

30:44

it was pretty cool. I was buzzing. Anyway,

30:46

so. Yeah, he's from Croydon. Oh

30:49

is he? He doesn't sound like he's from

30:51

Croydon. If I saw him in an interview with

30:53

Stormzy. I wouldn't be how I met up. He did a

30:55

bit, yeah. Well, it was in the same place and it was

30:57

like, and then he made his voice

30:59

the same. My boyfriend's from that neck of the woods and

31:01

every time he's talking to his friends, he sounds very different.

31:03

He sounds when he's talking to me. That's what I say

31:06

with Alex when it goes back to Ireland. Yeah, exactly. I

31:08

can tell when he's on the phone with his Irish friends.

31:10

I'm like, oh there's a leprechaun in the kitchen. What's going

31:12

on here? Yeah. What was the question about

31:16

the celebrities? It was a boring question. Why

31:18

are, why were the trendy

31:20

sneakers so bulky? I can answer that. That

31:23

question alone. So toxic.

31:25

When I was younger, I always wanted to wear

31:27

the bigger the shoes, the smaller my legs look.

31:30

Where do I learn that? That's why I wore

31:32

brothel creepers all the time. God, I love those.

31:34

Do you remember the day I first got those

31:36

and I was so excited and I did a

31:38

hot skit for the jump dance.

31:42

I didn't anticipate the extra inch. And

31:44

then our mum's house in the kitchen, like the

31:46

stairs, the door frame.

31:49

And I was really excited and I quite often skip

31:51

hop and jump down the stairs just for fun. And

31:55

I didn't anticipate the extra inch that brothel creepers has

31:57

given me. It's my first time really with any kind

31:59

of platform. he went, Danny Hite, I took

32:02

a leap. I wish

32:04

I was there for that. No you don't.

32:06

I caught my head so hard. The sound

32:09

it made was legendary. Do you remember the

32:11

days when I felt on the set on Christmas

32:13

morning? Yes, very well. She got a pair of silk pyjama

32:15

bottoms that were a bit too long for her. Bear in

32:17

mind, this was not that long ago, this was about five

32:19

years ago, but you were probably about 26, 25. You

32:24

could hear her running from her room. I'm

32:26

excited for Christmas. She was

32:28

going downstairs and then just, and then, and

32:30

because the door was closed, there's a little

32:32

glass window so we could just see her

32:34

head and her arms going by. I

32:37

immediately started laughing and our mum

32:39

was like, don't, wait, wait,

32:41

open the door, you're

32:44

fine. But then the

32:46

moment had passed, I didn't want to laugh then. But I

32:48

thought she was really boring for me and she was like,

32:51

if we'd have to go to Amy on Christmas morning.

32:53

Well, no, that's just her though isn't it? She was

32:55

obviously very worried in her own way. I

32:58

am. I am. Pending Christmas morning,

33:00

Amy. She was worried. We were all worried.

33:02

Oh, I think about that so often. It's

33:08

not fun anymore, like slipping and

33:10

falling when I'm carrying a baby. I thought you just

33:12

went, crickety old bones. No,

33:14

no, no. Your old fragile frail frame.

33:16

I know, I know. I'm a constant

33:18

argument with Alex as he keeps leaving his

33:20

shoes at the bottom of the stairs. I

33:23

know. And I'm like, do you want me to break my neck? That's true.

33:25

Do you want me to break my neck? Did you say the

33:27

bottom of your stairs is lethal? And it's always shit though. Try

33:29

having a baby in London. Like, honestly, I don't realise, like,

33:32

actually, our flats, our house

33:34

is one thing but when I bought, I

33:36

remember bringing up this buggy here when she was first born

33:39

and I put, we carried out the stairs and I put

33:41

it on the side of the room and it just rolled

33:43

into the middle. There is

33:45

a substantial lean in my flat. If

33:47

I, yeah, no, it's obviously, you put

33:49

a marble on one end, you will

33:51

lose it. It's just going to

33:53

go under, everything is under the sofa. Everything has

33:55

rolled under the sofa. Nice, leave it there. I'm

33:57

going to. You're not getting it. I

34:00

get it from the best thing that tick tock taught me

34:02

is that the back of my head is not my business

34:05

Oh God, yeah, I know I live for that

34:07

my like my back I

34:09

wish my bum was my business because I think

34:11

I've quite a nice thumb. You are great mum.

34:13

Thank you But it's not my business. No, no

34:15

my shirts on in the master's today. What

34:17

my shirts on inside out? It's bad

34:19

luck to change it. Is it? Well,

34:23

it might be true. Well, no, I'm just Oh

34:28

My god, this is a nice one about that We haven't really done

34:30

Gen Z and think that this while we're laughing at you Can

34:32

we remember the Nintendo when we had Nintendo DS days

34:34

when we were kids? oh god, and we used to

34:37

play the game in ten dogs all the time and

34:41

You had a dog you had a puppy if you

34:43

called it Lucinda I did

34:46

But you have to call it in a very

34:48

specific way then in response to like the the

34:50

brightest of tones Cool,

34:55

there's Bobby Funny

35:00

it's it's a very funny name for a dog. I

35:02

was ahead of the curve I bet there's a lot of very

35:04

charismatic dogs out there called Lucinda It

35:07

was weird. He's very cold. I was and then

35:09

I dropped it down the loo I

35:11

dropped Lucinda in the loo and then I left her in

35:14

an airport and I didn't tell anyone If

35:18

you're wondering what happened to Lucinda that's where she was

35:21

Yeah, no, I remember exactly

35:23

where I left her she must have been switched between like a Chair

35:27

in an airport. How many like

35:29

great shames do you have from Like

35:33

I have so many okay one more just

35:35

before we know no they I'm Unfortunately,

35:38

I don't have unlimited access to them They have to

35:40

come to me at different points in the day and

35:42

only then can I decide whether or not I want to give them Cuz

35:46

that's really really funny. I know it's really

35:48

sad She's probably started that

35:51

How'd you say that bank of loans? Why

35:54

did you say that probably what happened right?

35:57

There's been a dead poppy in the

35:59

airport forever. Forever.

36:02

Listen, this ghost to haunt departures. And

36:04

on that cheery note. Is that

36:06

it? This is it. Oh, what? Do

36:09

you want to do it again next week? I mean, I'll come back.

36:11

I'll come back. It doesn't matter. I'll

36:13

come back. Early in the week. Come back. I'm

36:16

going to choose the Wednesday. I'd actually like to. All right,

36:18

fine. Sorry, Alex, you're out of a job. Well, she's decided...

36:20

Well, actually, I have news on that. I have news on

36:22

that. I will be back in a couple more weeks until

36:24

then. I think I've just found... I think I've found a

36:26

co-host. Well, no, no. Wait for the... Wait

36:29

for the feedback. Wait for the feedback. All right. If

36:31

you want her back, deal with it. No, no, don't

36:33

do that. That's so embarrassing. What if no one

36:35

messes? I'll try. Okay, okay, okay.

36:37

Okay, okay. If you don't want

36:40

her back, message me. That

36:43

almost was. I don't know. I hate you.

36:46

Don't say a single thing about me. Don't form an

36:48

opinion on me. Don't observe me. Don't perceive me. Please,

36:50

for the love of God, don't perceive me. All right,

36:52

well, whether you want her or not, she'll be back

36:54

next week. For another reason, it's just me. I'll be

36:56

back. We've got a date. We've got a

36:58

studio time booked in. But like I said last week, it's

37:00

just really important that she just spends this time with Tommy

37:02

because you don't get this time back again. And

37:04

that's the most important thing right now. And

37:09

also, this is... I mean, there are serious jobs that women

37:11

have to go back to all over the country and I'm

37:13

not sure that this is one that she needs to... Shake

37:16

the shit with your gay old pal. Shake the

37:18

shit... No. Oh, I

37:20

thought she reached out her hand to hold my hand when

37:22

she went to shake it. So that was crashing.

37:24

All right, guys, we will be back next week

37:27

on Thursday. Love you loads.

37:29

Love you. Oh, sorry. Love

37:31

you. Wait, who are we saying love you to?

37:33

Me. Oh, guys, love you loads. See you on

37:35

Monday. Oh. Will you say goodbye to me? Bye,

37:38

everyone! Goodbye, everyone. Bye-bye

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now. Bye-bye now. Bye-bye now. Thank

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you so much for letting me show you how to

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delete this part of the ATOS creative network.