I talk about:- how hard it is to schedule events with athletes- how insane pizza shop owners are- how I'm famous but only to a select small group of people- how I'm obviously not famous then- how choosing not to vote if you're an idiot is

SMYB 015 - Pitbull Owners Are The NRA Members Of The Dog World

Oct 3rd, 2016 1h 6m

Alexis bitches about how european XXL is US XL, pitbull owners are the NRA of dog owners, sandwich shops, food festivals are all run by idiots.

SMYB 014 - I'm back ((again) again)

Sep 29th, 2016 1h 6m

In this episode Alexis talks about moving, lowering his blood pressure, the machines doctors attach to you, hack vine stars, and sterile/dud/boring suburban soccer content creators.

013 Disco Fries

May 12th, 2016 49m 5s

I'm back in the car and I'm talking about food. What else is new? I also talk about my TV debut!!!!

012 Birthday Shitshow

May 3rd, 2016 1h

It's my birthday and I can have diarrhea if I want to.

011 Prince Faked His Death

Apr 28th, 2016 59m 15s

Prince didn't fake his own death and your dog actually hates you. It respects you, but it doesn't love you.

010 Apartment Like Kanye

Apr 20th, 2016 50m 12s

No responsibilities, nothing in my apartment, just a TV, a couch, a bed, and a chair...DONE. Nothing else. Also, I meet legend Patrick Vieira (Arsenal and NYCFC)

009 - NYC Bucket List

Apr 14th, 2016 1h

I take my wife out on her birthday for an Upper West Side bucket list before our big move to Brooklyn

008 - Worldstar Wedding

Apr 5th, 2016 59m 43s

I get invited to a boring wedding, until the night before, the grooms parents start texting him to not marry her. Now I'm excited to go.

007 - Driving $200k Worth Of Benzs

Mar 29th, 2016 59m 48s

Alexis drives $200k worth of Mercedes Benz through the Napa Valley because Enterprise fucked up.

006 - No Kids Or Sick People On Planes

Mar 22nd, 2016 1h

I'm in SF and I apologize for the audio quality but i had to record on my phone. I talk about why kids and sick people shouldnt be allowed on airplanes, how dope SF is and the comedy shows to check out here, the pizza sucks, and people who thi

005 - I Know About Tacos Cause I'm Fat Not Latino

Mar 15th, 2016 59m 58s

I know about tacos cause I'm fat, not because I speak the same language as Mexicans. Race issues in Latin America. Avoiding my inlaws using sports. Married almost 10 years.

004 - Not Inviting My Wife To A Romantic Getaway

Mar 8th, 2016 1h

Not inviting my wife to a romantic getaway

003 - Your City's Gotta Smell Like Peepee

Mar 1st, 2016 57m 25s

I talk about eating late after you bomb on stage, gyros, pizza, NYC, Hoboken, Irvine, and many other things!

002 I Stop Two FBI Agents From Fighting

Feb 23rd, 2016 1h

Episode 2 I talk about stopping 2 FBI agents from beating up an anti-semetic Mediterranean dude at the Sunday show I host, special event venue, Snappy TV, rollerblading, cocktails, beer, mixtapes, and more!

001 - I'M BACK!! New Format too!

Feb 12th, 2016 59m 58s

I'm back and I have a new format. It's me, talking!! What can be better?I update everyone as to where I've been the last 5 months, I talk about hanging out backstage at MSG, my rivalry with Justin Long, Meat Wolverine, Thanksgiving, Indian Fo