There comes a time in every Dewdz life when he must face the facts that anniversary is upon him. Now he can go about dealing with this in two ways option 1: cower and hide like a p%&*y, letting it hit him like a piano being lowered into a NYC Brownstone apartment building, or option B: he buck up, stare it in the face and cry out: 

It's THE SHREWDDEWDZ ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 

Year two is when the boys become men!