Turns out this shit was Gargoyles all along! The Shuffle Crew have been unknowingly manipulated all along by David Xanatos, leader of the Red Star, as key elements of his plot to concentrate all fictional powers and tech into his world, so that he may become powerful enough to take on the Real World in open warfare. He wants the Crew by his side when he does...will they join? I mean, no. Obviously it's no