Just in time for the holidays, Casey and Riley review a cheery, lighthearted movie about a group of scientists meeting an odd alien during the Antarctic winter. Amongus imposter sus.

Guardians of the Galaxy REVIEW

Dec 12th, 2021 1h 33m

Casey and Riley talk about how Marvel has terrible fathers, the tragedy of grandpa Quill, FX's lineup, and the fantastic 2014 superhero comedy Guardians of the Galaxy.

Batman and Robin REVIEW

Dec 6th, 2021 1h 16m

Casey and Riley review the second Joel Schumacher Batman movie, the one that is absolutely awful in the best way possible. It has Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. Need we say more?

Dune (1984) REVIEW

Nov 23rd, 2021 1h 3m

Casey and Riley review Dune. Not the good new one. The bad old one from the eighties! You know, the incomprehensible pile of garbage directed by David Lynch that has Sting as its main antagonist. It is not a good movie.

Spider-Man 2 REVIEW

Nov 21st, 2021 1h 29m

Casey and Riley review the fantastic 2004 movie about Spider-Man getting the ever-living shit beat out of him by life. Also Alfred Molina is in this one.

The Shinning REVIEW

Nov 10th, 2021 46m 57s

Casey and Riley review an excellent horror movie about a loving father spending the winter taking a pleasant vacation at a hotel with his family.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban REVIEW

Nov 5th, 2021 1h 14m

Casey and Riley review the third Harry Potter movie and talk about why Hagrid is a terrible teacher, the fucking abortion of justice that everyone in this universe is okay with, and why Riley's sister is the worst person on the planet.

A Nightmarathon on Elm Street

Oct 31st, 2021 1h 37m

Casey and Riley review A Nightmare on Elm Street. The series, not the film. That's right, they review six abysmal horror movies about a burned dude killing people in their dreams. And holy shit do they get worse with time.

Writing a horror movie

Oct 21st, 2021 40m 42s

Casey and Riley team up to workshop a screenplay for Inferno, a horror movie about firefighters taking on a demon!

Blade REVIEW

Oct 17th, 2021 53m 59s

Casey and Riley review a superhero movie about a vampire hunter who hates motherfuckers who try to ice skate uphill.

The Exorcist REVIEW

Oct 13th, 2021 47m 19s

Casey and Riley review a classic horror movie about demon possession, green vomit, and sexy catholic priests.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space REVIEW

Oct 6th, 2021 56m 30s

Casey, Riley, and special guest Ralen Stevens review the terrible 80s horror movie about evil clowns, popcorn babies, and the one cop who bravely decided to do nothing as his entire town was murdered!

Ready Player One REVIEW

Sep 29th, 2021 1h 17m

Casey and Riley review the godawful mess that is the movie Ready Player One. It's amazing that a movie filled to the brim with special effects, great characters (from other films), and a fantastic director can be so utterly heartless!

Zack Snyder's Justice League REVIEW

Sep 20th, 2021 1h 31m

Casey and a very tipsy Riley return to the DCEU Justice League movie, now reshot and reedited to better match the vision of their favorite director! Is it better than the theatrical cut? Yeah, probably. But is it a good movie?

One year of this shit

Sep 13th, 2021 55m 15s

Casey and Riley celebrate the show's one year anniversary (plus a few weeks) by revisiting old reviews!

X2: X-Men United REVIEW

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 15m

Casey and Riley return to the X-Men movies with a stupidly named sequel.

Predator REVIEW

Sep 1st, 2021 47m 41s

Casey and Riley review the classic action movie about a pair of US governors fighting against an ugly alien. This film, much like half of Hollywood, is called Predator!

Justice League (2017) REVIEW

Aug 30th, 2021 1h 15m

Casey and Riley review the third DCEU film directed by Zack Snyder. Er...the one directed by Joss Whedon. It's complicated. It also features slow-motion fruit cart kicking, wasted characters, and a constant discussion of brunch. It's...a film t

Repo! The Genetic Opera REVIEW

Aug 23rd, 2021 44m 12s

Casey and Riley review a weird, dark, gory musical about a man who kills people and steals their organs and his sickly daughter.

Street Fighter REVIEW

Aug 18th, 2021 52m 50s

Casey and Riley review the cheesy, ham-filled mess of an adaptation that is the 1994 Street Fighter film! Witness tanks driving into nightclubs, a hero who tries to kill his best friend without hesitation, about a dozen characters who do nothin

THE TOP TEN WORST COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

Aug 12th, 2021 1h 6m

Casey and Riley discuss the worst comic book characters. The absolute most godawful idiotic ideas. Characters like Supergirl's pedophile horse, the world's greatest child soldier, and a literal pile of shit.

Black Widow (2021) REVIEW

Aug 6th, 2021 1h 1m

Casey and Riley return to the MCU to review a film that should have come out years ago!

The Matrix REVIEW

Aug 1st, 2021 43m 12s

Casey and Riley review the iconic sci-fi kung-fu movie about a dude learning that the world is a computer and then punching people. It's better than it sounds.