Tanner (marketing and outreach manager) joins us for the news you need to know including a brand new game called “What’s the price bitch?”. Here are the articles you need to know..

Spanx Introduces New Line Of Smoke Bombs For Concealing Unwanted Bumps And Bulges

Man Saws Off Own Leg While High On Drugs

Ghostbusters Blue Slime Twinkies Coming Later This Year

Detroit City Distillery brews up paczki vodka just in time for Fat Tuesday

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