Not only has Kevin Rutmanis, a founding member of the Cows, been fired from Mike Patton’s Tomahawk and the Melvins, he’s had the delusional notion that he is capable to going head-to-head with 'Now That I Am Gone'author Allan MacDonell in a charm contest.

You be the judge, and let’s hope Rutmanis is more successful in his current musical incarnation, Hepa-Titus (currently merchandising on Bandcamp).