Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week.

Double X Quantimino

Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd

So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.).

Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks?

GB creampie order

ATP

This Is The Newz

A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug

Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date

A quick review of Nitro Pepsi

Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto

Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions

LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark

What I Had For Luntch

Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike

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