Gemini, Brian, and Arthur discuss beefy farts, jzzn blood, meeting their 15-year-old selves, a lifetime of loadz, toothpicks, hyperemployment, power napping, fortune cookies, and odd news. Bring a change of clothes.

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Yuh boyz chuckle about fartz - Ref: haven't had beef in a while

If you had to choose: jzz blood OR jzz white but get brainfreeze every time?

Ripped from a tweet: "You got to meet your 15-year-old self for 30 seconds. What would you tell them?"

Guestimation Unknown - A lifetime of loadz

Minutiae Moment - toothpicks

Arthur the Arbiter - “Hyperemployment offers a subtly different way to characterize all the tiny efforts we contribute to Facebook and Instagram and the like… We do tiny bits of work for Google, for Tumblr, for Twitter, all day and every day.”

Power napping

Fortune cookie fortunes

This Is The Newz

Man who gorged 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'psychologically' damaged

Paige Spiranac tells fans looking at her boobs is good for their health

Lottie Moss strips naked for racy shots and says body 'is there to be enjoyed’

From the McRib to the Choco Taco, 6 foods we lost - Burger King’s Ch’King, Chili’s Original Chicken Tenders, Choco Taco, Honest Tea, McDonald’s McRib, Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty

Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin

Nevada parents sue school district over daughter’s ‘pornographic’ assignment

I stopped taking the pill — now I’m gay

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