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TIMESTAMPS

00:48 White Claw origin story and nutrition facts.

2:23 What’s our previous experience with hard seltzer?

3:56 Opening the Mystery Bag for the first flavor, Red Raspberry!

4:33 Packaging Review. Do you feel inferior to this can? Does it feel hardcore?

8:27 Welcome to our drinking game, White Claws and Dragons!

9:40 Meet your Bard, Dwyane “Brock” Johnson!

10:33 Meet your Cleric, Thad Pitt!

11:32 Taste Test for Red Raspberry (RR).

13:50 How does RR rank so far?

15:08 White Claws and Dragons: The First Scenario Cards

16:00 How our characters know each other.

17:05  Brock Johnson’s first adventure in Applebee’s: A RIDDLE.

19:00 Thad Pitt’s first adventure. Where’s the queso?

20:37 Second drink revealed from the Magic Box: Natural Lime!

21:30 Taste Test for Lime

23:10 Cocktail Time: Kameron decides to mix her White Claws.

23:11 Our ranking thus far between RR and Lime.

25:45 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 2

25:52 Brock takes the mic at karaoke.

29:39 Thad Pitt runs into his ex at the bar. 

Scenario 3

34:02 A wizard visits Brock while he’s taking a whiz.

38:05 Thad falls into a thirst trap full of Cougars.

42:54 Vibe check after two hard seltzers and many drinks.

43:24 Sobering Thought: The most boring day in history. Drink some water!

46:48 Chip saga.

47:31 Drink 3: Red Ruby Grapefruit ft. the new Secret Magic Box song.

50:20 Taste Test for Grapefruit.

53:36 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 4

53:48 Brock is tested at karaoke once more and man, he feels like a woman.

56:50 Thad casually encounters A DRAGON. Not all is at it seems.

1:04:35 Drink 4: Black Cherry

1:05:50 Package review.

1:06:42 Taste Test for Black Cherry.

1:10:40 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 5

1:11:00 Brock runs into his third-grade teacher and things get awkward.

1:14:15 Thad Pitt moseys on down to the loo when he bumps into a waiter, Sherry Thatsit, who is carrying many drinks.

1:16:36 SECRETS.

1:21:08 Blind Taste Test 

1:23:50 White Claws and Dragons: The Final Claw

1:24:05 Kameron must drink an entire goblet of all the flavors. Thad Pitt makes the most of spilling all the drinks.

1:23:47 Elaine has to drink seltzer upside down. Brock enjoys a keger with the men’s choir.

1:28:25 Overall rating of all the flavors.

1:30:05 Outro!

Drink responsibly!