Wwwwelcome to the final episode o' the first series of Slow News – the podcast that slows the fastest moving entertainment stories right down to a soothing simmer. We're finishing on a familiar note. We're whispering Kardashians, Simpsons and T

Keeping Up With Cummins, Slender Man & Tammy Hembrow

Aug 16th, 2018 9m 19s

Our new Bachelor, Nick Cummins, says producers wouldn't let him Cummins on the show, and Slender Man's box office debut falls flatter than Tammy Hembrow at Kylie Jenner's 21st.

Video Didn't Kill The American Idol Star

Aug 9th, 2018 10m 45s

We’re about to find out what it was really like in New York City for Delilah, as the 2007 tune is being made into a TV show, somehow. Elsewhere, TV execs have tapped Kelly Clarkson to host her own daytime talk show, because that would be So Fre

How To Flirt On Instagram

Aug 2nd, 2018 9m 56s

This week we slow it right down to one very important yarn – a yarn all about how to get the attention of your crush on Instagram. This is compulsory listening for the perpetually thirsty.

Lindsay's Back At It Again

Jul 29th, 2018 9m 14s

What do Lindsay Lohan, Hocus Pocus and Neopets have in common? They all brought us happiness in the years 2000 through 2007. And, they're the subjects of this week's nostalgia-heavy episode of Slow News. Say hi to your Dad for us. And feed your

Paris, Lindsay, Katy & Cher

Jul 23rd, 2018 11m 49s

This week we whisper sweet, meaty nothings about Hollywood's biggest queens, from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reigniting their 2006 beef tartare to Katy Perry acknowledging the public's reaction to her last album was slightly undercooked. Ch

Kulture & The Kardashians

Jul 12th, 2018 12m 54s

We know what you did last summer. You clicked on all our articles about the Kardashians. And the only thing better than reading about how much bank Kylie and Kim komand? Hearing it whiiiiiispered. Bonus round: Cardi B's birthed her baby and it'

Ode To Chicken Crimpy (And Corey Worthington)

Jul 5th, 2018 14m 57s

In the kitchen, Chicken Crimpy, call it stir fry. On this week's Slow News, we whisper sweet, muscular nothings about 'Ninja Warrior', explain why 'This Is My Face Thursdays' needs to become a thing and celebrate the greatest 'Shapes' flavour o

'Sims 4' Santa Wants Your Sex

Jun 28th, 2018 15m 23s

Pour yourself a warming chai and settle into Slow News, PEDESTRIAN.TV's sensuously soothing, weekly ASMR podcast. What do Corey Worthington, Bella Thorne and a sexed-up 'Sims 4' Santa have in common? They're all making headlines in our first ep

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