(Dan wasn't with us for this one) This we discuss Jordans hectic work schedule and Dans abscence from the show, the recent election and how we coud take the best bits of wrestling and UFC to make a super sport. Lewis thinks The Iishman is unnec

The Somewhat Psychopath | SmegMen #24

Dec 4th, 2019 1h

We talk about Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and more gaming talk, Dan almost buying a different phone for once but getting the iPhone 11 like a predictable tosser, Lewis spending his hard earned cash on Lego, people who are bad at their job, Holo

The Bulletproof Gimp Suit | SmegMen #23

Nov 29th, 2019 1h 4m

More Prince Andrew and Jefferey Epstein talk, drug fuelled Keith Vaz and his rent boys, getting away with murder, a young boys tea making skills and Jordan tells us about his tea making antics while at working on a building site, exorcising dem

The Paedophile Prince | SmegMen #22

Nov 20th, 2019 1h

We have a big talk about Prince Andrew being a massive Paedo and a terrible liar, Alex Jones, Modern Warfare, Jordan does a sociopath test, Dodgy taxi drivers, more game talk, Jordan's new job and more! This content may be considered offensive

Bringing You Old News | SmegMen #21

Nov 14th, 2019 59m 47s

Neil has a new toy, Lewis tells us about the first ever cock transplant, Jordan can't stop thinking about China and has some ideas to get the SmegMen Podcast some attention, our arsonist pasts, The Witcher series, Rick and Morty series 4, Optic

Tiny Vagina | SmegMen #20

Nov 6th, 2019 49m 20s

Dan tells of more Strange food he's made, we revisit Bridget the midget, 5G, the directed enery weapon (DEW), making weapons for Hitler, wrestling, America's only football hooligan, the Millwall brick and more! This content may be considered of

An Expensive Hard On | SmegMen #19

Oct 30th, 2019 59m 58s

Dan regales us with tales from JD's birthday in Newcastle, territorial pissing at house parties, dementia fight club, Modern Warfare/Death Stranding/Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and more games and try and fail to remember the name of the game Un

Fuck Raoul Moat | SmegMen #18

Oct 20th, 2019 59m 26s

This week we discuss the Paul Gascoigne scandal and his attempted rescue mission involving Raoul Moat. We compare animal genitalia and Dan tells us about a questionable porn category he came across. An Australian woman who chooses a strange pla

Paedophilic Apprentice Hooker | SmegMen #17

Oct 13th, 2019 51m 36s

Dan tells of how Hell's Rent Boys are taking over the GTA universe and his life, more gaming talk, you can get away with anything if you're rich, Scotland banning hitting kids and Jordan wishes his parents hit him more, Lewis' holiday in Portug

Moshing To Maroon 5 | SmegMen #16.5

Oct 9th, 2019 29m 17s

(We lost the second half of the recording) Lewis tells us about attacking school children with afro combs, watching two T.V's with Dan's Dad, Immoral Kombat, Mosh pits, playing GTA V online 6 years later and being the president and only member

Killing Cows To Make Pork Pies | SmegMen #16

Sep 8th, 2019 1h 5m

This week we discuss Conor McGregor apologising, hunting, Jordan keeping cute pets, weird kids, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and other Tarantino films, building Lego and more! This content may be considered offensive

Semi-Racist | SmegMen #15

Sep 1st, 2019 1h 1m

This week we discuss Ecosexuality and Mother Nature, Astrology, our favourite sitcoms, a handy taxi driver and more! This content may be considered offensive

Filled To The Brim | Smegmen #14

Aug 25th, 2019 1h 1m

This week we discuss Kim Jong Un's hairdresser, the Rambo movie saga, dogging in America, what we would do if the world ended and more! This content may be considered offensive

The Earth Is Flat And You Are Going To Die Alone | SmegMen #13

Aug 18th, 2019 1h 4m

This week we discuss Jeffery Epstein, stabbing deterrents, sleep walk pissing, flat earth theory and more! This content may be considered offensive

That Was Piss, Mate | SmegMen #12

Aug 11th, 2019 1h 5m

This week we discuss autoerotic asphyxiation safety mechanisms, colonising Mars, words from the urban dictionary and more! This content may be considered offensive

Exorcise This Demon | SmegMen #11

Aug 4th, 2019 1h 1m

This week we discuss terrorist teachers, wanker of the week, the Anamul Haque saga and more! This content may be considered offensive

Halfway Down The Thermometer | SmegMen #10

Jul 28th, 2019 1h 2m

This week we discuss reality TV, vaginal ice lollies, Jordan's theory on British ancestry and more! This content may be considered offensive

That's Not A Trick | SmegMen #9

Jul 24th, 2019 59m 21s

This week we discuss Dan's new trick, cleaning routines, meth addicted alligators and more! This content may be considered offensive

That's Just Poor Preparation | SmegMen #8

Jul 24th, 2019 53m 54s

This week we discuss adult babies, camel beauty pageants, failed terrorist attacks, Kim Jong Un's execution methods and more! This content may be considered offensive

A Splash Of Sex Trafficking | SmegMen #7

Jul 24th, 2019 1h 21m

This week we discuss body positivity, the Nxivm sex cult, the KKK's silly titles, gay revenge and more! This content may be considered offensive

Shut Up, You're Not Dying | SmegMen #6

Jul 24th, 2019 1h 3m

This week we discuss work place harassment, a man who jumped on the end of his girlfriends knife, N-Word drive-by's and more! This content may be considered offensive

Blame It On The Smackheads | SmegMen #5

Jul 24th, 2019 1h 10m

This week we discuss dog walkers, the legality of sh*t sandwiches, German train conductors, getting stabbed by a hoarder and more! This content may be considered offensive

You're Supposed To Kill It, Not Suck It Off | SmegMen #4

Jun 16th, 2019 59m 44s

This week we discuss the funniest comments, trolls, snorting dead people, gay dogs and more! This content may be considered offensive

The Don't Pull Out Party | SmegMen #3

Jun 9th, 2019 1h 8m

This week we discuss 600 lb drug dealers, loving yourself in a beer garden, good christian politics, the NFG awards and more! This content may be considered offensive