Have you been wondering what Bill Clinton has been up to? He’s been writing thriller novels!

And have you been wondering what those loveable scamps at Smug Book Club have been up to? Why, trying to get their heads around this abject mess that Clinton has produced, of course!

It’s taken a few months, though.

And with such a dismantling due, they’ve resorted to the tried and tested method that only they know best: The Dirty Dozen. Which is a typical Thursday in Bill Clinton’s world.

Join them as they discuss hamfisted political drama, poorly thought-out female characters, and a story so implausible it makes you question how Clinton was once an actual President.

Also, James Patterson. No thank you, sir.