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welcome to an all new episode of
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So Bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey.
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This is your Tuesday episode. How the
2:03
heck is everybody doing? Listen,
2:05
we're trying to get back getting back into
2:08
the swing of things back from
2:10
Columbus, Ohio Shout
2:12
out to my grandma. But today we are going
2:14
to try to laugh We've
2:16
forgotten about laughter. We are going to do a
2:19
recap of episode 3 of Citizen
2:22
Kane. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I mean the
2:25
valley. Oh, yes. Oh, yes You
2:27
have little faith all of you people that said
2:30
I'm not gonna watch the valley Well, who's even
2:32
who who's even gonna be watching this we didn't
2:34
ask for this Well, guess what? I
2:36
asked for this and I'm damn glad I did
2:38
because this is just glorious
2:41
trash I am so enjoying
2:43
the valley and I think
2:45
it is undeniable that Jack Taylor and Kristen
2:47
Dody are Television Mets
2:49
television stars on top of television
2:52
messes, but they're stars. I mean
2:54
it's It's it's
2:57
hard to come to that acceptance, but I've
2:59
accepted it and I'm just Excited
3:02
to watch where we go here I mean listen
3:04
on episode 3 at the end we
3:06
get this Jesse lally putting a hand
3:08
up for his wife to be quiet
3:10
Slamming a table down Luke Christians boyfriend
3:13
stands up I mean, it's it's got
3:15
all it's got all the things that
3:17
we need from a good reality television
3:19
show I can already see this in
3:21
its fourth and fifth season. I
3:24
mean, this is I this is
3:26
one to watch I'm telling you guys so I
3:28
couldn't let a week go by without recapping the
3:30
valley especially because I thought it was a really
3:33
strong third episode and
3:35
like I said last week the ratings you
3:37
guys like Vanderpump Rules got like a 1.0
3:40
in that range like 1 million like on
3:42
same-day viewers They got a point seven seven
3:45
zero and that might not sound like a
3:47
lot to you guys But that means it
3:49
kept over three-fourths of Vanderpump Rules audience Usually
3:52
the show after any show will
3:54
drop off Maybe like 50%
3:57
sometimes even more like Summerhouse this
4:00
vineyard, it had like a 70% drop
4:02
from Real Housewives of Potomac on its
4:04
first Sunday. And the Valley is picking
4:06
up viewers and that's not even taking
4:08
into account Peacock, DVR,
4:10
anything. That's just one night only viewers
4:13
and that is really good for this
4:15
show. So I would expect in the
4:17
next two weeks to get an official
4:20
pickup for season two of the Valley.
4:22
I would expect that any
4:24
day now, honestly, but I think it's
4:26
just a ridiculous show. And I like
4:28
that. I like that it's
4:31
ridiculous. I keep saying over and over
4:33
again, it's scandal ball adjacent just in
4:35
the fact that it has the same
4:37
DNA as Vanderpump Rules because of the
4:39
characters, but it doesn't for some reason
4:41
have that stench have that scandal ball
4:43
stench on it. It
4:45
has a whole nother stench. It's that really deeply
4:48
hot stench you get when you actually are in
4:50
the Valley during the summer. That's the stench it
4:52
has. And I think it smells
4:54
very good right now. So we'll get into
4:56
that today. How are you? Are you good?
4:58
Did everybody? How was the eclipse? Is
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anybody blind? How did it go? Did
5:03
everybody get? I mean, listen, it truly
5:05
when I think about it, it truly is kind of a
5:07
magical thing, right? You know, it
5:09
makes you realize you're on a planet. You
5:11
know, it makes you realize there are other forces
5:14
at work. There is all of these amazing things.
5:16
Like I really didn't think that much about it.
5:18
I was like, dude, if I want to see
5:20
like a dark hole, I'll just like look within
5:22
myself on a daily basis. But then I
5:24
was like, you know what, I like the people I
5:26
like when people get excited by things. Like
5:28
it was in Ohio, I told you on Monday, every grocery
5:30
store was selling like the eclipse
5:33
glasses and t shirts. And I was like,
5:35
this is like an event. This is
5:37
a whole thing. And I didn't really even think
5:39
anything about it. But
5:42
it's good to be excited about something. I
5:44
like that. I like anything that people get
5:46
excited about, except for elections. Also,
5:49
if you are watching this on YouTube, which by the way,
5:52
we're over on YouTube as well. And
5:54
this started off and will always be
5:56
a podcast audio form podcast. And
5:59
for anybody watching over on YouTube, YouTube. Hi, hello, how
6:01
are you? Thank you for being here. But
6:03
just know usually, with any
6:05
of the audio with any of these
6:07
podcast episodes, you're missing like whole chunks
6:09
that I put on the audio podcast
6:11
only. Like on Monday's episode with the
6:13
amazing Carlos King, I did like 30
6:15
minutes with my dad, which was
6:17
a real nice conversation that I was able to
6:20
have with him. So there's always something more
6:22
than we put on the YouTube because that's
6:25
how this is conceived and will always be in
6:27
my mind is this audio podcast. But it's
6:31
amazing that people are checking it out on YouTube as well.
6:33
But if you check it
6:35
out on YouTube, go over and listen to
6:37
the audio version sometimes or subscribe, rate us
6:39
five stars over there. It really does help.
6:41
I mean, every little bit helps every new
6:44
ear, every new person. I appreciate you guys
6:46
being here. I'm going to
6:48
finally get to the Patreon Summer House
6:50
episode tomorrow. So hello, baddies, patreon.com/so
6:52
bad, it's good. And
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that's it. I'm just kind of going along. By
6:58
the way, that's what I meant. If you're watching
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on YouTube, look how my eyes are big bowling
7:02
balls. Do you see this? It's
7:05
because I got my eyes dilated
7:07
today. And so my eyes look
7:09
like big bowling balls. And I have a real
7:11
sensitivity to light right now. So
7:13
I might be squinting a lot
7:15
and look like I'm in deep
7:17
pain. Because I bit
7:19
the bullet and I'm getting LASIK
7:22
surgery on Thursday. That's
7:24
right. I am getting LASIK
7:26
surgery on Thursday because I was
7:28
so tired. My vision is
7:30
just getting progressively worse because it turns out I
7:32
am getting older and word on
7:34
the street is you guys are getting older too. So
7:36
I was like, I can't do this because I would
7:39
lose my glasses all the time. And then you're like
7:41
putting your glasses on to see in distance taking them
7:43
off to read my phone. And I'm
7:45
doing this LASIK where it's like mono vision. So
7:47
like one eye, they're correcting for distance one eye,
7:49
they're correcting, you know, for up
7:51
close. And supposedly
7:54
the brain then like gets used
7:56
to it and just becomes normal.
7:59
That's And you know, by the
8:01
way, me even saying it out loud going, I
8:03
know I'm going to be the one person that brain
8:05
the brain just doesn't get used to it. And I
8:07
hear you have some really bad headaches in
8:09
the beginning with this. But like, I watched this
8:12
season of Vanderpump Rules, so I'm used to pain.
8:15
But I do that on Thursday, I'm doing
8:17
Jeff Lewis's show on Thursday on Sirius, and
8:19
then I jet directly from there to go
8:22
do this LASIK surgery. And
8:24
I'm really excited and scared about
8:27
it. But you know, I don't
8:29
really usually do things like self
8:32
care things. So I'm kind
8:34
of kind of nervous, and I'm kind of excited. And
8:36
I hope it goes well. But
8:39
I'll let you guys know how it goes
8:41
at the end. I'm sure you'll find out because I'll be
8:43
just moaning and bitching if it doesn't go well. Okay,
8:46
let's get it. What I do, listen, there's a
8:48
lot of pop culture stories I want to cover
8:51
that I'm not going to be able to do
8:53
today. Hopefully, I'll be able to do that on
8:55
Wednesday's show. I wanted to cover Morgan Wallen, the
8:57
country singer getting arrested again. Sunday
8:59
night, he threw a chair off a
9:02
bar balcony in Nashville could have like
9:04
kill somebody really threw it from like
9:07
a six floor balcony. He
9:09
got arrested and tough
9:11
stuff. There's so many things going
9:13
on right now. I mean, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, which
9:15
we've been talking about nonstop on this show. I
9:18
mean, a lot of shit happened to Gypsy Rose in
9:20
the last week. She gets divorced
9:22
from this Ryan guy that she
9:24
met in prison, went back to
9:26
her former boyfriend fiance from prison
9:29
before Ryan, then the former boyfriend
9:31
and Gypsy went off and got
9:33
matching tattoos. And then to end the
9:35
week, she got a nose job.
9:38
And she sent exclusive photos to
9:40
TMZ. I'm telling you
9:42
got to put Gypsy Rose Blanchard on the valley.
9:44
Could you imagine that season two of like, there's
9:47
somebody new that moved in next
9:50
door to Janet and Jason Gypsy
9:52
Rose Blanchard. Can you I mean,
9:54
I'm just like, I hate to
9:56
say this when I was like, Gypsy
9:58
Rose, like there was a second where I was like. You know
10:00
what? Really, I think she's gonna be
10:03
okay. I think she's gonna be okay. Really,
10:05
really insane childhood. But now I'm just like,
10:07
I don't think she's gonna be okay, you
10:09
guys. And on top of it, they're filming
10:12
all of this for a reality show for
10:14
Lifetime. This is all gonna be in
10:17
the, cause Ryan, her now soon to
10:19
be ex-husband, was like, yeah, you'll
10:21
see on the cameras, you'll see how it all
10:23
went down. I'm like, geez, just
10:25
making a whole season of Love After Lock
10:27
Up. Like, please, what are we even doing
10:29
here? Come on, who's the brainiac that didn't
10:31
think of that? Please. Okay,
10:34
let's get as silly as possible with this today.
10:36
I need to laugh. Let's
10:38
get into this. Also, did you notice how Jax was
10:42
oddly quiet on the last scene with the big
10:44
fight with Kristen and all? Like, Jax was weirdly
10:47
quiet. Like, I was like, why isn't Jax like,
10:49
tagging in till I get in this? Like,
10:51
he kind of sat back and I was like,
10:53
what is, like, is this called, did he have
10:55
a gas or something? Like, I've
10:57
usually known Jax to jump into those things
10:59
and he kind of was like, huh, I've
11:02
created this mess. Let me just watch over
11:04
my kingdom. It was really bizarre. I just
11:07
went back and re-watched it again. And
11:09
I kept just going, man, he is oddly just
11:12
letting everybody else fight and staying out of
11:14
it. And I was about to say like,
11:16
that's growth, that's maturity, but we just know
11:18
that's not true. We know that's not where
11:20
he's at personally. Also, before we get into
11:22
this, I wanted to, you
11:25
know, I know he won't be listening, but I
11:27
wanted to give a shout out to Larry David
11:30
and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now, Curb
11:32
Your Enthusiasm, they had
11:34
its 12th season finale and the
11:36
series finale, the whole series was
11:38
on Sunday night. They had a
11:40
beautiful 53 minute episode called
11:43
No Lessons Learned. And
11:45
I think if you listen
11:47
to an earlier episode of So Bad It's Good
11:50
from when Curb Your Enthusiasm premiered, I predicted that
11:52
this was how they were going to end the
11:54
episode. And if you haven't seen it, you plan
11:56
on watching it, maybe skip ahead five
11:58
or 10 minutes, because I do want to. to talk about
12:00
Curb Your Enthusiasm and how much it meant to
12:02
me. And I think to a lot of us,
12:05
I think Larry David, he
12:07
would really absolutely hate and
12:10
be disgusted by me calling him a national
12:12
treasure, but I do think
12:14
he is, and I think he speaks
12:16
to our times. And I love the
12:18
curmudgeonly persona that
12:22
he portrays on that show and potentially
12:25
is in real life. And I have
12:27
so many funny little Larry David moments
12:29
that you collect moments with certain celebrities
12:32
if you live in Los Angeles over
12:34
the two decades that I've lived here.
12:37
And it's like Jay Leno. I always see
12:39
Jay Leno in a classic car wearing some
12:41
form of denim, or I
12:43
used to see Andy Dick all the time, especially when
12:45
I ran a nightclub. He would
12:48
always try to sneak in at two in the
12:50
morning. He bit one of our security guards one
12:52
time and I was like, holy shit, I
12:54
have an Andy Dick tried to bite one
12:56
of our bouncer story now. You
12:58
just kind of collect stories of celebrities.
13:00
And especially if you were like me where
13:02
you were obsessed with celebrity and
13:04
pop culture, I was always that
13:06
guy my friends would go to of like, who's that
13:09
guy? Who's that girl? That's somebody, right? That's somebody. So
13:11
you'd just be like, oh yeah, that's Lindsay Lohan or
13:13
that's this. And you would collect these stories. Like I
13:15
remember back in the nightclub, I
13:17
remember where I carried coming in for a holiday
13:20
party once. I remember,
13:23
who was it? Oh, who
13:25
was it? Oh, Christina Aguilera. I remember Christina
13:27
Aguilera having to be carried out a couple
13:29
of times. I remember there were so
13:31
many great little stories where you were just like, wow.
13:34
It was wild to be a part of that. And
13:36
I was like, man, I'm a kid from Kansas. And
13:38
I get to watch Christina Aguilera being carried out of
13:40
a bar that I run. That's pretty damn exciting. This
13:43
was in the heyday of like Perez Hilton. And I
13:45
would remember I would go up to the office where
13:47
I would work out of and I would be, it
13:49
would back in the day when Perez was really popular
13:51
and you would just like refresh to
13:53
see who he's talking about next. And then
13:56
sometimes the people you would be talking about, what are you
13:58
actually coming into the bar? I remember Joey. tone
14:00
coming in one night. I don't know why I just
14:02
chose Joey Fatone out of all the celebrities. You
14:05
want to hear something big? Joey Fatone
14:07
came in. Yeah, yeah. The one
14:09
and only Joey Fatone. No, he was excited.
14:12
But Larry David, before
14:14
I talk about the show, Larry David is
14:16
one of those guys, obviously co-creator of Seinfeld
14:18
with Jerry Seinfeld. But he had
14:20
this great history that, you know, I've
14:23
learned over the years where he wrote
14:25
for SNL for a season or two.
14:28
He didn't get anything even really remotely
14:30
even on the air. You know, his
14:32
ideas didn't go over well. In fact,
14:34
there's one story about him where he
14:36
quit. And then he quit
14:38
like right before a live show on a Saturday,
14:40
and then realize what the
14:42
F did I do, I need this job.
14:44
And so he came back in on Monday
14:47
like he didn't quit at all. And
14:49
and nobody really nobody said anything.
14:51
And he continued to work there,
14:53
which actually, if you watch Seinfeld,
14:55
that is a George Costanza storyline,
14:58
where he does. He just
15:00
keeps going in. After
15:03
he's not been hired. I don't know.
15:05
So he did that, he
15:07
wrote for a bunch of like TV shows, he was
15:09
a stand up, he was that kind of stand up,
15:11
where if he didn't like the audience, you know, if
15:13
you get up there, tell his first joke, he didn't
15:15
like the audience, he'd be like, Thank you, good night.
15:17
He just seemed like he always kind of followed
15:20
the beat of his own drum. And the fact
15:22
that then, you know, he was friends with Seinfeld,
15:25
and, you know, they created the show together,
15:27
that was a juggernaut. But even then, with
15:29
Seinfeld, if you follow the history of that show,
15:32
in the first season, horrible
15:34
ratings, and it used to be called the
15:36
Seinfeld Chronicles on the first season. And it
15:38
got a couple of episodes, it was like,
15:41
really on the border of being canceled. And
15:43
I think it was was it Brandon Tartikoff,
15:45
the NBC executive, or was it? It was
15:47
one of the NBC executives that kind of
15:49
believed in it. And they gave it a
15:51
second season. And then finally, around the end
15:53
of the second season, it
15:55
finally found its voice with the Chinese restaurant
15:57
episode of them just waiting for it. their
16:01
name to be called in the Chinese restaurant,
16:03
if you remember that episode. And then it
16:05
kind of just picked up steam and grew
16:07
and grew and grew. And it was a
16:09
juggernaut. But then Larry David, he left out
16:11
after the sixth sixth season of Seinfeld. And
16:13
so seasons, I think it was seven,
16:16
eight and nine, he was not a
16:18
part of and then the very the
16:20
series finale of Seinfeld, Larry David
16:22
came back to write the finale with Jerry
16:24
Seinfeld. It was a fitting way to end
16:27
the show. But that episode
16:29
kind of goes in infamy
16:31
because nobody really truly loved
16:34
the final episode. And the final episode
16:36
was they are on an airplane, the
16:38
plane gets diverted, it almost crashes, they
16:41
land in a small town, all
16:43
four of them make fun of an
16:46
obese man. And it turns out they they're
16:48
breaking some kind of law about making
16:50
fun of somebody in public, and
16:52
they have to go to court and they end
16:55
up getting thrown in jail. So the series ends
16:57
with all four of them having to go to
16:59
jail. But in the course of that trial,
17:01
all the people that they have wrong throughout the
17:03
course of the series, they kind of pop up
17:06
in cameos and to testify against these people. And
17:08
so when I found out that curb
17:10
your enthusiasm this, this season, you
17:13
know, they were talking about election laws and Larry
17:15
passes out a bottle of water accidentally to somebody
17:17
in line for voting and that as
17:19
an actual law that you can't do, I was
17:22
like, Oh, shit, they're gonna they're going to wind up
17:24
at the very end where Larry is going to go
17:26
to jail. And it's going
17:28
to be reminiscent of the Seinfeld finale. And
17:31
I was like, I bet that happened. Now it kind of happened.
17:33
There's a little bit of an update with what they did with
17:35
it, which I thought was excellent. But
17:37
Larry David has just always been one of those people
17:40
know, when I was studying
17:42
about curb your enthusiasm today,
17:44
because I watched the finale like two times because
17:46
it's like some shows are just like comfort food to
17:48
you. I mean, you know, our reality
17:50
shows are like comfort food, but sometimes I'll just have
17:53
it on in the background. And it just makes me
17:55
happy. Even if I'm not fully paying attention, I can
17:57
look up and then Larry's doing his Larry thing. And
17:59
even it's not a fantastic episode, like
18:01
certain episodes of Curb don't hit for
18:04
me, it's still good. Like I'm still
18:06
a fan regardless, you know,
18:08
or sometimes, you know, you guys know, I'll
18:10
do an episode just completely stinks. But you
18:12
know, some of you continue to tune in,
18:14
you're like, Oh, that's a great one. Or
18:16
that's a horrible one. That's just an average
18:18
one. That's how it is with Larry
18:20
David for me. Or that's how it is with like Stern back
18:24
in the day, or even like artists like Beyonce, they'll
18:26
be like certain songs. I'm like, not for me, but
18:28
then there'll be a song that just knocks my socks
18:30
off. Like bodyguard on Cowboy Carter,
18:32
who can't stop listening to that song.
18:35
You guys, I've been to a lot
18:37
of weddings in my day. And I
18:39
love I love weddings, but there is
18:41
so much that goes into it. You
18:43
got the catering, you got the venue,
18:45
the dresses, the DJ, you have so
18:47
much emotion. It is so stressful, even
18:49
to think about for such a beautiful
18:52
event. But that's why Zola helps
18:54
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he's just fantastic. So it doesn't matter
21:22
if every episode is just a 10
21:24
out of 10. Because I just like
21:27
him. I just like him. I like what
21:29
he's created. I like that universe
21:31
that he's created. A couple
21:34
funny stories about Larry David and me.
21:37
Even though Larry David would not know who the
21:39
fuck I am, thank God. I was
21:42
thinking about that. You know, it's like, oh, it would be so
21:44
cool to be friends with this celebrity or you know, and I'm
21:46
not like that at all. There is no way
21:49
in hell that I would ever be friends with Larry
21:51
David or that he would even like me. The fact
21:53
that I like Larry David so much is just guaranteed
21:55
why he would hate me. Like you would just I
21:57
mean, you just don't you would never
21:59
want to be friends with somebody that liked you
22:01
so much. You know what I'm saying? He would hate
22:04
me. Adam Duritz, the lead singer of Accounting
22:06
Crows, would hate me. You know, it's like
22:08
people that I completely would lose my mind
22:10
over and I would never be able to
22:12
express in the correct language what they mean
22:14
to me. They would absolutely hate me. He
22:16
would hate me. Beyonce might tolerate me but
22:18
would never respect me. You know, would
22:20
tolerate like, oh, it's very special. You know,
22:23
like, oh, he's obviously, you know, troubled man.
22:26
But like, she might be nice to me
22:28
but would never respect me. And I feel
22:30
like Larry David and people like that would
22:32
never like me and I'm okay with that.
22:34
I'll never work with Larry David and I'm
22:36
okay with that because I can like him
22:38
regardless of injecting myself into it. I'm not
22:40
that much of a narcissist yet. Now, Tom
22:42
Sandoval, I'm sure, would love and probably thinks
22:44
he will work with Larry David at some
22:46
point. So here's my Larry David stories. I
22:48
have a couple. Now, my
22:51
ex one time, he was a big
22:53
Twilight fan, huge Twilight fan, the books,
22:55
the movies, Team Edward, the whole thing
22:57
and she got tickets
22:59
to the premiere. Was
23:01
it New Moon or was it Eclipse? It was one
23:03
of the one of the Twilight things
23:05
and she took me with her. And
23:07
even that she was on the fence with because I used to
23:10
make fun of Twilight really hard. And by the way, I've read
23:12
all the Twilight books. And
23:14
I've recapped all the Twilight movies with Annabelle
23:16
the Sisto if you want to go back into the so
23:19
bad it's good archives and listen to
23:21
those those are unhinged episodes. But
23:24
she took me to this. And we got to
23:26
go to the after party. And I remember we
23:28
saw Larry David with his two daughters, who now
23:30
one of those daughters turns out as Cassie David,
23:32
but they were like young is the time, you
23:34
know. And you could tell
23:37
Larry did not want to be there.
23:39
But was like there because his daughters probably
23:42
love Twilight. So like, I remember just like
23:44
us trying to like follow Larry. I mean,
23:46
from a safe distance, we weren't creepy about
23:48
it. But we would just be like, let's
23:50
go find Larry David. Let's go find Larry
23:52
David. And I remember just being blown away
23:54
that I was in the same vicinity as
23:56
Larry David. Now, the second story is way
23:58
better than that. is,
24:01
so my, one of my friends
24:03
from acting class back in the
24:05
day, she dated Larry David
24:07
for a while. And
24:09
she's amazing, really fabulous
24:12
actor, and age
24:15
appropriate too. And so don't you
24:17
know, it wasn't some young chippy, so don't think
24:19
that but it was great. But I remember her
24:23
being a little nervous because just
24:25
of their interactions over text and
24:27
email. And Larry
24:29
obviously a really smart guy, he loved
24:31
old films, all of these things. So
24:33
there were a couple of times where
24:35
I helped this girl,
24:38
this lady, in
24:40
her dialogue with Larry David of like, Oh,
24:42
I would pitch her jokes to use. And
24:45
it would, you know, and in some of them and
24:47
one of the best compliments of my life was I
24:49
remember, I forgot what it
24:52
was. Because we were also in like an American Idol
24:54
pool at the time. So like, there's a lot of
24:56
emails going back and forth with this group. But I
24:58
was like given her jokes to use on Larry. And
25:01
I remember her. I
25:04
remember one time we'd done it a couple of times at
25:06
work. And I remember one time
25:08
she was just like, Oh, my God, Larry
25:11
loved the joke that you
25:13
that you gave me, you know, and I was
25:15
like, No way, Larry thought something that
25:17
he didn't know was me but still thought something that
25:19
I said was potentially funny. It meant the world to
25:21
me. Now when I think back to is like he
25:23
might have just been saying it was funny just because
25:25
he thought it was the girl that he liked saying
25:28
it. So he's gonna anyways, that's not the but
25:30
then one day she was like, Oh, my God, you got
25:32
to call me and I was like, What? She's like, we
25:34
blew it. And I was like, What? And
25:37
I guess I had
25:39
given her something to write. She wrote it.
25:41
He liked it. And then she went to
25:44
write me. Oh, my God,
25:46
he completely thought that was hysterical
25:49
about whatever joke it was. And
25:52
she had written Larry, not me. And
25:54
Larry not being an idiot immediately goes,
25:58
Were you writing somebody about me
26:00
like knew that it was
26:02
like a blackie who he's napping. It was
26:04
like, and it didn't blow up, but it
26:06
was like, Oh, shit. I was like, No,
26:08
and I was like, never give this man
26:10
my name. But then they still dated
26:13
for a while after that. But I remember
26:15
I did get to meet Larry once because
26:17
she bites. I've told this story before. She
26:19
brought him to one of our actor parties.
26:24
And I remember we it
26:26
was like at a group conversation. And
26:28
I remember telling Amy was like,
26:30
Oh, sorry, the girl was like, Oh, tell
26:33
the story about this. And I told it it was something about
26:35
me being insecure, like one of my normal bits.
26:38
And I remember Larry just going
26:40
like, Why would you be scared? Why that's dumb?
26:42
Why would you be scared? Like just like, why?
26:44
Who cares? Who cares? It was a very Larry
26:46
David. But it was one of those things. And
26:48
I remember at that party, I've said this before,
26:50
he in the middle of the party, he just
26:53
went into the other room and turned on the
26:55
Lakers game by himself. Like just just watch the
26:57
Lakers game by himself. And nobody approached him. You
26:59
know, we didn't know him enough. I wasn't gonna
27:01
be like, Can I watch the game with you,
27:03
sir? It was wild. It was just but also
27:05
with the sterile how Larry David is that the
27:07
last story I have none of these are fabulous,
27:09
but they're fantastic to me that I got to
27:11
have these experiences. I went to
27:13
see Steve Martin and Martin
27:16
Short do a show at the Hollywood
27:18
Bowl. And
27:20
with like the orchestra the
27:22
whole bit and had really
27:24
good seats. And I remember
27:27
we had like a not we had
27:29
like a box actually. And like
27:32
two rows of boxes over
27:34
like right in our eye line. It
27:37
was Larry David. And
27:39
I think Larry David is married now Larry David, I
27:41
think it was probably his wife, Albert
27:44
Brooks. And I
27:46
think his wife, and Rob
27:48
Reiner, the director, and his
27:50
wife all at one table. I
27:52
absolutely love Albert Brooks as well. Oh
27:55
my god. So I was just losing
27:57
my mind. All of these guys were
28:00
sitting at one place about to watch Steve
28:02
Martin and Martin short. I
28:04
just couldn't believe it. I was just my heart
28:06
was doing flip flops. And this
28:09
is very so you know, they sing
28:12
the the national anthem,
28:14
right? And they do this
28:16
thing at the bowl where it'll be like, please
28:18
stand up if you are an active member
28:21
of the armed forces, you
28:23
know, and people stood
28:25
up and Larry stood up. And he
28:27
was like, he was doing a bit. He Larry
28:29
stood up and I was like, Oh, that's pretty
28:31
kind of funny. Little disrespect, a little kind of
28:33
funny. And then it was like, please stand up
28:35
if you are a member of the naval forces.
28:38
And Larry David stood up again. And then it
28:40
was like, please stand up here. We're a member
28:42
of the Air Force. And Larry David stood up
28:45
again. And the joke at that point was not
28:47
working at all. And it still was like before
28:49
it was dark. So it was still light. And
28:51
I was like, it's pretty kind of a
28:53
lame joke. And I loved that like Larry
28:55
David, he just it
28:58
sums up comedians to me perfectly is that
29:00
they'll see the bit of commit to the
29:02
bit. They'll do the joke. They'll run it
29:04
into the ground. Even if it doesn't work.
29:06
He was committing. And I was like, this
29:08
is wild. There's like 15,000 people here. He
29:11
keeps standing up in full view of actual
29:13
people that have served in the armed forces.
29:15
And he keeps doing this. And I was
29:17
like, that's so Larry David, just so Larry
29:19
David. And I think there's
29:21
that thing of you
29:24
know, when you love, I don't know, when somebody means something to
29:26
you, I just remember, I would laugh
29:28
at something Steve Martin or Martin short did. And then
29:30
I would look at Larry to see if he's laughing.
29:32
And then a couple times, we laughed at the same
29:34
spot. And I realized, wow, I'm really
29:36
creepy. This is really it's stalkerish behavior.
29:41
But anyways, I sorry to go
29:43
off on this. I just wanted to talk to
29:45
the Curb your enthusiasm it premiered guys, in 2020
29:47
2000, in the year 2000. That was when the
29:51
first Curb your enthusiasm started on HBO.
29:53
It's been 24 years, 12
29:55
seasons in 24 years, they would take huge long
29:57
breaks in between seasons, because he didn't have to
29:59
do it. But his estimated worth is like
30:01
$400 million from Seinfeld
30:03
alone. But then he would think about
30:05
an idea, and Curb Your Enthusiasm is interesting because it'll be
30:07
like, he'll have the plot
30:10
line written, but it's a lot of
30:12
improv. It's a lot of like, oh, this is what
30:14
it is, this is where we want you to get to, we
30:16
want you to save this line, but it's not scripted out
30:19
like an episode of Seinfeld used to be. And
30:21
I one time talked with one of the
30:23
editors of Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I got
30:25
to audition for a couple of times, never
30:27
got it. It
30:30
was one time I was close, and that would have just been,
30:32
oh man, that would have been amazing, but didn't happen. But
30:37
they would say, oh my God, we have like
30:39
an hour of unused material for each episode. Like
30:41
we have to cut these things down. So many
30:43
good things never made it to the show because
30:45
it would just be improv, and they had like
30:47
the best people working on it. But
30:49
yeah, 24 years, and it's so weird. I keep
30:51
thinking about, I talk about this all the time
30:53
about getting older and what a weird experience it
30:55
is. You know, I was like, oh, Curb Your Enthusiasm,
30:58
that's been on like eight or nine years now. I was
31:00
like, no, it's been on 24 years. But
31:03
I thought it was so great because the
31:05
finale also made fun of Seinfeld so much.
31:07
Jerry Seinfeld actually came back and was a
31:09
part of it. But also just in terms
31:11
of like comedy structure, in
31:13
terms of sitcom writing, is
31:16
that JB Smoove, who lives
31:18
with Larry on the show, it's
31:20
him, Susie Essman, and Jeff Garland, who
31:22
plays his agent, and Susie Essman's Jeff
31:24
Garland's wife in it. And
31:26
it was all four of them sitting at a table at
31:30
this Atlanta restaurant. And JB Smoove is
31:32
watching Seinfeld for this first time. He's
31:34
like, Larry, oh my God. He's like,
31:36
Larry, that Kramer guy, oh my God.
31:38
He just walks into Jerry's apartment. He
31:40
should put saloon doors. That's ridiculous. And
31:43
it's so funny because JB Smoove in it, like pretty much
31:46
lives with Larry without ever really having
31:48
asked permission to do it. He's
31:51
the Kramer character. And it was so
31:53
great. These four people having this conversation.
31:55
When you're thinking of like, in
31:57
terms of character archetypes, it's Seinfeld all over again.
32:00
Larry's the Jerry character, JB
32:02
Smooth is the Kramer character, Jeff Garland
32:05
is kind of the George character, and
32:07
Susie Essman is kind of the Elaine
32:09
character. It's a comedy that is all
32:11
like certain building blocks.
32:14
It's usually the same building blocks in
32:16
just different formations, and people bring different
32:18
kind of different
32:20
little bits of their own magic. So
32:23
it was extremely meta
32:25
final episode, but I think it
32:27
works. And I just think
32:30
I just like Larry David so much because he
32:33
doesn't need to do any of this shit. It's
32:35
like what we talked about with housewives. I think
32:37
sometimes the perfect housewife is a housewife that doesn't
32:40
need the show that has their own money that
32:42
will be okay if they don't make it to
32:44
another season. Those are the best because then they
32:46
can actually just be themselves. They don't give a
32:48
fuck. And I think that's sometimes so refreshing in
32:50
this day and age, because
32:53
everybody wants attention so bad, everybody feels
32:55
like they need it. I
32:57
always think about influencer culture and creator
32:59
culture. It's like, sometimes
33:01
it's so frustrating to see other fellow
33:03
creators because it's like, you
33:05
don't really even seem to have anything that you want
33:08
to share, you just want to be popular,
33:10
you just want to make money, you just want to,
33:12
you just want to be a part of this, you
33:14
don't really have anything, you don't have like your own
33:16
voice yet. And it's not to say that they won't
33:18
get it. But that's why I love somebody like Larry
33:20
David. That's like, this is me for better or worse.
33:23
You can hate me. And a lot of people do hate him.
33:25
You can love me and a lot of people do. But it
33:27
doesn't matter at the end of the day. And
33:30
I think
33:33
there's so much freedom in that. And I
33:35
think there is so much comedic value
33:37
you can mine from that kind of
33:39
persona, which he has. And I think those
33:41
are the voices that I am always
33:43
drawn to, is something unique, something
33:46
quirky, something that is not kiss ass in
33:48
any sort of way. You can all even,
33:50
all of the tendency is to be kiss
33:52
ass or I want to be liked or
33:54
I want to be that. And it's so
33:56
refreshing to see people that don't care, that
33:58
don't sit there and- and their neuroses
34:01
are about something completely different than
34:03
wanting to be loved or liked.
34:06
And so a tip of the hat to Larry David.
34:09
I'm sure he'll go on to do other things,
34:11
even though he will not need to do anything
34:13
for the rest of his life. But man, I'm
34:15
so lucky to live in a time period where
34:17
I was able to watch two
34:20
great Larry David projects being Seinfeld
34:22
and Curb Your Enthusiasm. And
34:24
I tell you, Seinfeld is still my
34:26
go-to-bed show. Wow, like I said last
34:29
week, or maybe it was on the Patreon, I'll put my
34:31
AirPods in and I'll put Netflix
34:33
on my phone and I'll just listen to Seinfeld
34:35
episodes. There's something about the rhythm and
34:37
there's something about those four distinct characters that
34:40
you just fall in love with. It's very, it's soothing.
34:42
It's like a noise machine for me. So Larry
34:45
David, thank you so much. And now we're
34:47
gonna talk about something equally as impressive, The
34:49
Valley. Let's take a
34:51
trip to The Valley, where
34:53
it's hot, hot, hot. We
34:56
got Jackson Saloon. We got
34:58
Dodie hooking up with the
35:00
man Luke. We've got Janet and
35:02
Jason about to have a baby.
35:04
We got Brittany trying to move
35:07
out from crazy. Jax,
35:10
that's just a song I just made up. Can you even
35:12
believe it? That just came straight from the dome. This
35:15
episode, episode three is called
35:17
Doubting Dodie. What a great
35:19
title name, Doubting Dodie. Doubting
35:21
Dodie. Doubting Dodie. A
35:24
dramatic interpretation of Doubting
35:27
Dodie. Now this is the description
35:29
the cable company gives us. Everyone,
35:32
sorry, we're episode
35:35
three. Episode two,
35:37
you guys, the whole crux of
35:39
it was surrounded over
35:43
pinching a nipple of, to use a, get
35:45
the kids out of the room before I
35:47
say this. Kitty twisters.
35:49
Yeah, it all was like, you
35:52
gave a titty twister to Dodie. Not on
35:54
my watch. Luke was a real man and
35:56
stood up for, I would not
35:58
cross Luke. Luke is. quiet but deadly.
36:01
This man is a lumberjack in Colorado.
36:03
I didn't even think Colorado had that
36:05
many woods. This man has 70 acres.
36:07
He is a lumberjack woodsman. And
36:10
that the whole episode two was about
36:13
these titty twisters. Episode three, we go
36:15
to a we go from titty twisters
36:17
to the race. We're
36:19
talking about this is intense.
36:21
This show is gotten. Episode
36:24
two was about pinching nipples. Episode
36:26
three is like race in America.
36:28
Like I'm like, Oh, my
36:31
God, can this show handle this conversation?
36:33
Like at the very end out of
36:35
nowhere, we bring up Christian Dodie's past.
36:37
And I was like, Holy shit, this
36:39
feels like an episode six plot line.
36:41
We're doing okay. Let's buckle up. Let's
36:43
go into Episode three. Let's do this.
36:45
This is I
36:49
just did not expect it. Episode three. Everyone
36:52
turns against Kristen for the
36:54
accusations. She hurled at Michelle during
36:56
girls night. Now
36:58
the hurling against Michelle lally was
37:00
that it was
37:03
a game of telephone she had
37:05
heard from Zach who had allegedly
37:07
heard it from Janet Elizabeth Janet
37:09
Caperna that Michelle lally
37:12
was Republican and racist. The
37:14
two Rs. Those are hard
37:16
our words, Republican and
37:18
racist. Those were the accusations that
37:21
they were fighting about something completely different. And then
37:23
Kristen out of nowhere at the very end of
37:25
Episode two was like, well, you're a racist
37:27
and you're a Republican. And we didn't really
37:30
actually get to fully see that we it
37:32
was like weird the editing and then even
37:34
how they pick up this week's episode, we
37:36
only see clips and I'm like, why are we why
37:39
are you just showing us clips of that night?
37:41
Show us the full effing thing. You had a
37:43
camera crew there. Why are we why are
37:46
we playing fast and loose with
37:48
this? Show us the scenes. I
37:50
don't need to see it edited together
37:52
with Brittany and Jax walking having a
37:54
lemonade talking about where you can't believe
37:56
what happened. I have not Christian says
37:58
racist and Republican. And Jackson's like that's
38:01
not gonna stand brother. That is not gonna stand
38:03
not on my watch not in Jackson's
38:05
Valley But yeah, that's the description
38:07
now just to catch you up on characters since
38:10
we are only three episodes in you
38:12
got Jackson Britney They're together. They have
38:14
their son Cruz now Jackson Britney
38:16
together at this moment But we know now
38:18
Britney has moved out of the marital home.
38:21
They are currently separated They are
38:23
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39:55
really do like him because on the Vanderpump
39:58
Rules after show last week we talked about about
40:00
this was that Jason said something that
40:02
I thought was brilliant in regards to Tom
40:04
Sandoval was like, why would
40:06
I want to be friends with this man if
40:08
this is how he treats somebody that he
40:11
says he's loved for nine years? If he does this
40:13
Ariana, why would I want to invest in a friendship
40:15
where he's done that to somebody that he says he
40:17
loved, then why would I want to continue to invest
40:19
in a person like that? I thought
40:21
it was the most logical way of putting
40:24
something. And I was like, damn that
40:26
Jason Caperna, that that's one to watch. And
40:28
I made a joke that I said how many
40:30
men of the Vanderpump Rules in the Valley cast
40:32
look directly at the sun during the eclipse today.
40:34
And I got to tell you, I met every
40:37
man except for Jason Caperna, and maybe
40:39
Daniel book. Oh, Daniel book. Oh, is another cast
40:41
member on the Valley. Now
40:43
Daniel is married to meet Nia. And Nia
40:45
is a beauty queen. And they seem like
40:47
a really nice couple as well. And he
40:49
is the one that remember, Jack's pants, her
40:51
husband Daniel in the first episode, and we
40:54
saw his dingaling, you know, with all the
40:56
kids around, we didn't get to see it,
40:58
but it was from the back. Also, watching
41:01
back that episode, he is wearing a
41:04
shirt that like goes down to his knees. So
41:06
I was like, was this was this pantsing almost
41:08
planned? Because like, who wears a shirt that
41:10
goes down that far? If you
41:12
pants somebody, the guy literally was wearing a shirt
41:15
that went down to the gravel made no sense
41:17
at all. But regardless, me was very upset about
41:19
this. And Brittany was like, that's just the
41:21
actually just made boys being boys. Saturdays are
41:23
for the boys. I can't believe it. Oh,
41:26
Jack's come in. Apologize to Nia. Oh,
41:29
sorry, I can't believe I'm just an idiot.
41:31
I'm just I'm just a shit for brains.
41:33
I'm so sorry. It's me. It's just Jack's.
41:35
He just got jacks. So you have them
41:37
then you have Michelle and Jason lally. And
41:40
this Jason lally, like I've said, he is
41:42
competing with Jack's for like douchebag of the
41:44
show. Like Jack's is literally in awe
41:46
of this Jesse lally, because he was like, I
41:49
didn't know you could be this kind of douchebag like
41:51
this. I mean, Jack's is
41:53
like getting showed up in the douchebag
41:55
area. Department by Jason lally. So you
41:58
have Jason, Michelle lally, they obviously They
42:00
have a child but you can tell from
42:02
the first episode that they seem like they
42:04
have a white hot burning hatred For each
42:06
other so that's what I was talking about
42:09
the first episode You can see all these
42:11
cracks starting to form and now they are
42:13
separated even though Somebody
42:15
told me that they separated right before the
42:17
premiere of the first episode, but now they're back
42:19
together Somebody told me that I
42:22
don't know if that's true. It might have come out
42:24
on one of their podcasts Everybody has a podcast on
42:27
Vanderpump Rules in the Valley So it's hard
42:29
to keep up with all of the information that are flying I'll
42:31
try to keep you updated as much as I can folks, but
42:34
I'm only one man and I
42:36
barely have two working eyes right now so
42:39
Allegedly they're back together. Also. I wanted to
42:41
say something about Janet and Jason really love them
42:43
But like I was thinking about this in terms
42:45
of Chaotic and neutral
42:47
like there's certain character archetypes, you
42:49
know neutral character is just a
42:52
good character that Can
42:54
think clearly can speak clearly is
42:56
not Insane funny,
42:59
but just like neutral just neutral they
43:01
can go any which way they're loosey-goosey
43:03
And they usually make a lot of
43:05
sense and I think Jason and Janet
43:07
are neutral and then you have Chaotic
43:09
neutral and chaotic neutral I would
43:11
put in like Kristen Dody Things
43:14
like that and then you have Chaotic
43:16
evil and I would put Jack's
43:19
in that care category chaotic Neutral
43:21
also potentially Brittany the chaotic I
43:23
think stems from Jack's But I
43:26
don't think of Brittany as evil
43:28
Jack's has a lot of evil
43:30
tendencies or his quote-unquote Character of
43:32
Jack's on these shows has a
43:34
lot of evil tendencies, but Kristen
43:36
is Chaotic neutral she's
43:39
chaotic neutral where she will fuck
43:41
shit up. It's just within her
43:43
There is something in her that
43:45
she will always just She
43:48
won't say her her mouth will move
43:50
before her mind Thinks about
43:53
if she should do it or not and
43:55
that's a necessary character that you want in
43:57
reality television Because they are not
43:59
thinking about keeping secrets. They
44:01
are not thinking about what a normal person would
44:03
think of like, Oh, I don't want to look
44:05
bad. Or I don't want to make my friend
44:08
who told me this look bad. They're not they
44:10
could push in a corner. All the secrets come
44:12
out, all the secrets come out. They just spill,
44:14
spill, spill. Christian Dodie probably has enough secrets within
44:16
her to fuel seven more seasons
44:18
of the valley period. Like I was thinking about
44:20
that this week. I was like, man, she's got
44:23
so many secrets locked up in there. And that's
44:25
why I think and I know the cast members
44:27
are gonna hate this. Any
44:31
of the producers if you're listening right now,
44:34
let's talk over here. Come on, come on. Okay. This
44:38
is gonna be tough. You
44:40
got to stop you can't let them do the podcast
44:43
any of them. You got to cut
44:45
all of them off even lala you got to you
44:47
say it's the podcast or the show you got to
44:50
or you start your own podcast
44:52
network. And you make it a
44:54
part of your network. So you can control
44:56
the information. There is too
44:58
much information. We want to keep every
45:01
secret that Dodie has. We
45:03
want to keep that where we can use
45:05
it on the show. We don't want her
45:07
to spill it off on the podcast at
45:09
some point just randomly. And then only like
45:11
a third of the audience that actually watches
45:13
the valley even hears that you don't want
45:15
to do that. I mean, and that's really
45:17
what they've set them. It's like a bad
45:19
precedent. It's almost like when like Napster started
45:21
back in the day with streaming music. It
45:23
was all of a sudden like, wait, I
45:25
can just take the album I want online.
45:27
I can just get LimeWire and just burn
45:29
a whole album without buying it. Okay, that
45:32
sounds that sounds good. I mean, I'll tell everybody
45:34
it sounds horrible, but secretly I want to do that.
45:36
But you want to be able to control it. You're
45:38
just it's too much
45:40
information getting out there without control. And pretty
45:42
soon you are diluting the power of the
45:44
actual show. I think about this with Vanderpump
45:46
Rules all the time, but especially on a
45:48
show like the Valley, where you want to
45:50
keep as much information on the show as
45:52
possible and not have all the podcasts reveal
45:54
what happened six months after the show wrapped
45:57
up filming. We want to be able to
45:59
keep those things so that you constantly
46:01
need new episodes. Am I crazy? Like I
46:03
feel like I might be crazy and this
46:05
is like a dumb thought,
46:07
but like it makes so much sense to me. Like
46:10
we've now created all of these things and
46:12
I would really be curious what these podcasts
46:14
make. You know, I mean,
46:16
Lala, I mean, Lala's must make like a
46:19
billion dollars because she reveals way too much
46:21
and really puts herself so
46:23
at risk by saying like doubling and tripling down
46:25
on some of the dumbest comments I've ever heard,
46:27
but she sent it with her whole chest. So
46:30
you're like, well, I mean, she
46:32
seems like she believes it. I guess I should take
46:34
it as gospel, which by the way, today you guys,
46:37
this sounds like a joke that I'm about
46:39
to say, but it's not, Lala is revealing
46:41
her baby's name on an Amazon live. Yeah,
46:44
she advertised, that's not a joke. She
46:46
advertised she will be revealing her baby's
46:48
name on an Amazon live. Now I
46:50
wish we could reveal it on so
46:52
bad it's good. And that way I
46:54
could reveal two babies names before they
46:56
were ready to go to market because
46:58
Sheena always accused me of revealing
47:01
Summer Moon's name back in the
47:03
day. And that's why Sheena did
47:05
not like me at first, which we've
47:07
now come to a truce. But
47:10
it was, I mean, horrible
47:12
time of my life when she thought I was the
47:14
one that revealed that. God,
47:17
that was gross. This is so sad. By
47:19
the way, folks, if you're listening or realize,
47:22
I realize how sad I am. I realize
47:24
that. You don't need to tell me, I
47:26
don't need emails. I realize it's a very
47:28
sad life. I get that. Okay, moving on.
47:32
But I just get nervous, too
47:34
much information. And like,
47:36
revealing the baby name on an Amazon live, what
47:38
do you get for that? Like how much money
47:40
does Lala just get, like Amazon Prime for life?
47:43
I just feel like what you just literally
47:47
was like ranting or raving about the opportunities that
47:49
Ariana gets. And then all of a sudden you're
47:51
doing, you're selling
47:53
your baby's name on an Amazon live? I
47:56
hope you're getting top dollar for that. But I
47:58
didn't worry about all of the podcasts. and I
48:00
get worried about it with the Valley as well. I
48:03
think interviews are fine, but you've got to
48:05
really keep that shit tight because
48:07
you don't want, I don't know. It's
48:10
a lot for these production companies, I imagine,
48:13
to keep track of what information is revealed
48:15
where, because these people are all holding secrets.
48:17
I mean, Schwartz kept that secret of making
48:19
out with Sheena in Vegas for like 11
48:21
years. I
48:23
mean, how many secrets are we
48:26
holding still? I'm still telling you,
48:28
I think Schwartz and Lala has made out at some point.
48:30
I really do, or they're gonna make out in the future.
48:32
I have a very sick sense, but we'll talk
48:34
about that on Vanderpump Rules Thursday. Okay,
48:38
it's good to talk to you guys. I needed
48:40
this. I needed to exercise these demons after a
48:43
bunch of days in Ohio dealing with grandma
48:45
stuff. So thanks for being here. Okay, so
48:47
that's the 43 minutes in. That's
48:50
the title of the episode. Let's get
48:52
going. I have to keep taking
48:54
breaks because my eyes are dilated so
48:56
it's hard to stare at the stupid
48:59
computer screen. Anyways, okay, so we open
49:01
up season one, episode
49:03
three of The Valley. And
49:05
I gotta tell you, the music of
49:07
The Valley, it is like what in
49:09
the easy listening hell do we have
49:11
here? Literally this song is straight out
49:13
of like K jazz. It's like, what
49:15
is like, I'll show
49:17
you what I wanna do. We're
49:20
dancing in the daylight. We can
49:22
do it all night. And
49:24
then Jax is like, hey, hey, hey, you
49:26
wanna get some lemonade, babe? Because
49:28
they're at a farmer's market in The Valley. They're pushing
49:30
around crews. He's like, hey, we gotta get some lemonade
49:32
on a hot day in the Valley. He's like, that
49:35
sounds good. I'd like some too, Jax. And
49:38
so they're just walking around, this easy listening that's
49:40
playing in the background. They
49:42
get two big old lemonades and we
49:44
see that Sherry, Brittany's mom, is
49:47
there and it's $24 for three
49:49
lemonades. And Brittany's like, we
49:51
ain't in Kentucky no more, mama. She's like,
49:53
I guess not, Brittany. I guess not. We
49:56
are not. And Cruz
49:58
is just like passed out or he's. pretending to
50:00
sleep. He could tell he's like, I don't know.
50:02
I do not like these cameras. I do not
50:04
approve of my parents doing this. I was told
50:07
when I came into this world, we were done
50:09
with reality television. Cruz is a
50:11
little man. I like Cruz. Cruz is
50:13
a good kid, you can tell. So
50:15
Brittany's like, Mom, take him for a
50:17
little bit while I have a conversation
50:19
about the past episode with Jax. How
50:21
did last night go Jax? And Jax
50:23
is like, um, well, pretty
50:25
f'ed up, Brittany, I gotta tell you.
50:28
So I told you I invited Alex, Dodie's ex. I talked
50:30
to Luke when he got there and Luke was like, why
50:32
would I give this guy a second chance? Why would I
50:35
want to be friends with the ex of my girlfriends? Which
50:38
is like, no shit. We all knew that
50:40
Luke would say that any normal living person
50:42
would say that and Jax knows that as
50:44
well. But Jax is like, you're about to
50:46
get Jax, Luke. Yeah, Luke. Hey, let me
50:49
introduce myself. My name is Jax Taylor. You
50:51
are about to feel the force of Jax
50:53
Taylor. I will invite Kristen's
50:55
ex in here, Alex. I
50:57
mean, that was ridiculous. And I'm so mad that we
50:59
didn't get to see more from that night. Like
51:02
last week's episode ended with that
51:04
and ended with Dodie saying
51:06
that Michelle Ali was a racist and a Republican
51:08
and we didn't really get to see those things
51:10
happen. We just get to hear about it. And
51:13
it's always like, show us don't tell us. So
51:15
we're playing that catch up game and Brittany's like,
51:17
well, that sounds crazy. Let me tell you about
51:19
my night Kristen said, Kristen
51:21
said, you're talking to Jasmine and Zach. Yeah,
51:23
that's what's going on over there. I feel
51:25
I was in the
51:35
middle, Jack. I'm trying to take up for you.
51:37
And it blew up. And Kristen was like, Are you fucking
51:39
kidding me? I don't want my ex boyfriends around me or
51:41
my fucking family. What is so difficult
51:44
for everyone to fucking understand? Dodie
51:46
said, like it turned into a whole thing. Jax, Jax
51:48
being a malicious
51:50
Kristen said, and I said, Are
51:53
you not stirring shit up? Come on, Kristen. Kristen started
51:55
bringing up that J and I
51:57
was like, I'm not doing that. told
52:00
Jasmine Michelle was racist and Republican
52:02
and all this crap. And
52:05
we flashback to Dodie going, what am I stirring
52:07
up? The truth that Janet told you Michelle is
52:09
like probably a Republican, so she's probably racist. This
52:12
is the shit that Janet was saying, Kristen says, and Jasmine
52:14
is like, I swear to God, look at me, Jasmine
52:17
says, you are not fucking saying that Janet
52:19
told me that she was racist. And Kristen's
52:21
like, what are you gonna do? What
52:23
are you gonna do? Right? Kristen's
52:25
like, I've been here 30 million times in
52:27
my past. Kristen is so
52:29
used to this shit. She's like, I would slap
52:32
my Stasi on an episode. You think anybody getting
52:34
in my face, it's coming down
52:36
on what I saw. You think this even
52:38
raises my pulse at all? Give me a
52:40
break. Like, welcome to the Valley. I've been
52:42
here many, many seasons. And
52:45
Chris is like, this is what Zach
52:47
told me, you guys. And
52:49
Zach, we see a flashback of Zach Wickham, who
52:51
by the way, his hair, if you watch it
52:54
throughout this episode, it gets lower and
52:56
lower. I think it eventually is gonna
52:58
cover his eyes, because it's like this
53:00
hair helmet. Somebody
53:03
compared it to like a Lego hair piece last week.
53:05
And I thought that was amazing. But I just feel
53:07
like it gets lower and lower. And eventually, it's gonna
53:09
cover his whole face. But anyways, we see Zach in
53:11
like a clip from like a scene that we didn't
53:14
see. He's like, I never said
53:16
that. I never said
53:18
that. He's very passionate. And
53:20
I'm like, I love this. But like, let me
53:22
see the actual scene without you editing it
53:25
together. I never
53:27
said that. So
53:31
I love, I love this. It's just action
53:33
right out of the gate. So
53:35
Zach's like, listen, that's not gonna fly. I'm
53:37
wondering how today Michelle is gonna go after
53:40
she brought that up at home about her
53:42
when she told Jesse, I wonder how that
53:44
goes. I love that. Jackson's
53:46
like, that's not gonna fly. Not on
53:48
my show. Not on the Valley. That's not gonna
53:50
fly. The funny thing is I've had
53:52
Jackson's. I've had
53:54
half of this cast of Republicans. So
53:56
I love everybody getting up in arms
53:59
about the Republicans. like,
54:03
get this, Michelle's a libertarian,
54:06
Michelle's voting for RFK. Oh my
54:09
God, we're going into an election season. We don't even
54:11
get the Valley theme song. We
54:13
just have the thing that pops up
54:15
going, bravos, the Valley in blue lettering.
54:19
I feel like that's a mistake as well. You got to
54:21
hit us with that theme song to get us used to
54:23
it, or just get a better theme song. I
54:26
feel like the Valley theme song
54:28
isn't hitting, and I want something
54:30
that people can remember. I want a raise
54:32
your glass like we have with Vanderpump Rules.
54:34
We probably will never get that, and that
54:36
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56:10
open up and we
56:13
are in Jesse and Michelle Alley's place.
56:15
Remember, they don't live in the valley.
56:17
They live by Chateau Marmont right over
56:20
the hill. So Jesse thinks he's automatically
56:22
better than everybody that lives in the
56:24
valley because of his place. So Michelle,
56:26
they're in the kitchen and Michelle looks
56:28
just shell-shocked about these accusations of being
56:30
a double R, Republican and racist. And
56:33
Michelle is relating to Jesse. He's like, it
56:35
is the first time in my life I've
56:37
ever heard my name associated with these words.
56:40
And she said, Janet said,
56:43
Michelle is a racist
56:45
and a Republican. And
56:48
Jason's like, she said a racist and a Republican? Yeah,
56:50
I'm still shocked to be honest with you. I'm completely
56:53
shocked. What the fuck is wrong with her, Jason
56:55
says. And then we see Isabella,
56:57
three years old, is in the kitchen area
56:59
with them while their dad just keeps like
57:01
slurring out the F word like it's like
57:04
an 80s deaf comedy jam. Like Isabella's like,
57:06
fuck yeah, daddy. And
57:08
it's like, oh shit, I'm sorry,
57:10
Isabella. Don't we cannot say those words,
57:12
Isabella. Do you? You know, and Isabella's
57:14
like, don't say that, daddy. And
57:18
Michelle's like, stop saying that word. I'm
57:20
sorry, Michelle. It's in my vocabulary. She's
57:22
going to start saying that. He's like,
57:24
we don't say that, do we Isabella?
57:27
When you say it, it's funny. When I say
57:29
it, it's wrong. So Michelle's
57:31
like, I'm really upset because Janet wouldn't say that
57:34
or she wouldn't be my friend. And
57:36
hello, I'm the one that's the
57:38
first generation Mexican, first
57:40
generation Persian. I was just so
57:42
shocked and confused by the whole
57:44
thing. Well, you should
57:47
call Janet and be like, did you fucking
57:49
say this? And she's like, okay. And then
57:51
FaceTime's Janet right there. FaceTime, which by the
57:53
way, this is just so funny in so
57:55
many ways because welcome
57:58
to reality television. Like you, hey. Get
58:00
ready. You think it's bad to be
58:02
called a racist and Republican. Wait till
58:04
you get in something where your husband's
58:06
cheating on you with one of your
58:08
cast members. Like you, like this is
58:10
what, this is not like a kumbaya
58:12
show. This is a, we're potentially going
58:14
to ruin your life and the life
58:16
of your children. And if you need
58:18
a historical context, let me
58:21
show you seasons 1 through 11 of Vanderpump
58:23
Rules. Like that's what I love anybody signing
58:25
up for this going like, Well, this
58:28
will be a fun little gig. No, it's
58:30
not survivor. Like this is like survivor, but
58:32
with your life, this isn't, we'll
58:34
send you for an island and like have like fun
58:36
challenges where you throw out your knee. No, we're going
58:38
to ruin your family. So
58:42
they call Janet on FaceTime.
58:44
Janet remember is like fully
58:46
pregnant and she doesn't need
58:48
this stress either. Janet
58:50
picks right up on FaceTime like, hey girl, what's
58:52
going on? Remember Janet couldn't be at the party
58:55
because she wasn't feeling well. And
58:57
Michelle's like, I have a super important question
58:59
for you and I want you to be
59:01
completely honest about it. Okay. She's like,
59:03
you got it. Yeah. Kristen said that you
59:05
think or you said that
59:08
I'm racist and a Republican and
59:11
Janet's like, Zoinks, what
59:14
are you kidding me? Okay. That's complete
59:17
bullshit to throw around a huge accusation
59:19
like that. I need to have a
59:21
conversation with Kristen because that makes me
59:23
like furious with her. Like that word
59:25
in your name has never come out of
59:28
my mouth in the same sentence in a talking head.
59:30
Janet says, Kristen and I have been close for years
59:32
and about a year ago, I had to put up
59:34
a boundary with Kristen because her relationship with Alex, her
59:36
ex-boyfriend was so up and down and back and forth
59:39
that it was making my head spin. And
59:41
as soon as I put up a boundary with Kristen,
59:43
she didn't like that. And it feels
59:45
like anytime she has the opportunity
59:47
to throw me under the bus, she
59:49
does. Now, that's exactly what I'm
59:52
talking about. That's what I think this show works
59:54
is because we do have real relationships that have
59:56
been going on for years. Janet
59:58
has known Dodie for years. They have
1:00:00
this whole relationship. But this is also what I'm
1:00:02
talking about. Janet's not dumb. Janet
1:00:04
knows where the bodies are buried, but Janet is
1:00:07
neutral where she will do things for the
1:00:09
benefit of her mental health and say, you're
1:00:12
a little too crazy Christian for me right
1:00:14
now. I gotta back off of this relationship
1:00:16
with you. And I think that
1:00:19
I would not, Christian, like I
1:00:21
would not mess with, because Christian will get right
1:00:23
up in your face and potentially like throw
1:00:26
a sledgehammer at you. Janet,
1:00:28
she works behind the scenes. Janet,
1:00:31
I would not fuck with either. She works behind
1:00:33
the scenes. Janet has, I think Janet's
1:00:35
kind of brilliant in a way. And I
1:00:37
think that'll probably come out more and more
1:00:40
as, and by the way, she's, like I
1:00:42
said, fully pregnant. So you gotta imagine the
1:00:44
hormones are off the roof. I'm
1:00:46
shocked Janet didn't kill anybody this season, but
1:00:49
we're only three episodes in. That would be
1:00:51
a very special episode of the Valley. Janet
1:00:54
makes Zach jump off a six-story
1:00:56
building. Anyways, in the FaceTime,
1:00:58
Janet's like, this is a whole new
1:01:00
low even for Kristen Doty. And
1:01:03
Michelle's like, well, it's interesting she's decided to
1:01:05
say that and say you when you're the
1:01:07
only person not there that night. And
1:01:10
she's like, well, wait until her sick pregnant friend
1:01:12
isn't around to throw around a fake accusation like
1:01:14
that. Fuck her. And
1:01:17
by the way, Janet's throwing around the
1:01:19
fuck word too. And Isabella, the three-year-old
1:01:21
daughter is right there as well. I'm
1:01:23
telling you, this three-year-old is gonna go
1:01:25
to preschool and be like, give me
1:01:27
the fucking crowns, you fucking teacher weirdo.
1:01:29
I do not want to have nap
1:01:31
time. I'm fucking up. Let's fucking go.
1:01:33
I wanna call her something. Anyways,
1:01:37
a lot of cursing. That's what happens
1:01:39
in the Valley. And Michelle's like, well,
1:01:42
listen, it's just crazy because
1:01:44
they were also talking about Alex showing
1:01:46
up to the guys nights, where Luke
1:01:48
was. And so she was upset about
1:01:51
that. And that just triggered Kristen, I
1:01:53
think. And she immediately snapped. And
1:01:56
Janet's like, oh, and then immediately threw this
1:01:58
out there. That is very typical Christian. And
1:02:00
it's what I think is she does not
1:02:02
want Alex's side of their breakup shared,
1:02:05
especially with Luke In
1:02:07
a talking head Genesis Kristen's opinion on Alex her
1:02:09
ex-boyfriend changed pretty quickly as soon as she met
1:02:11
Luke She seemed to think that you know, he's
1:02:14
a narcissist. He was horrible All
1:02:17
of their relationship issues were his fault but
1:02:19
I'm like I've seen you do things in
1:02:21
that relationship that were wrong and I've
1:02:24
heard you tell me you made a huge mistake
1:02:27
or you did something that you shouldn't do to
1:02:29
Alex so when she kind of changed her narrative
1:02:31
to Alex is the villain
1:02:33
and she's the victim
1:02:37
It made me look and go like well We
1:02:39
all know that's not true So back in
1:02:41
this scene Janet goes I think as soon as she heard that the
1:02:43
guys were with Alex and without her She
1:02:46
pulled something insane out of her ass the
1:02:48
double-r is racist and Republican I feel like
1:02:50
you and I Michelle are both collateral damage
1:02:52
on that and that's like really really not
1:02:54
cool and Michelle's like Yeah, well Just
1:02:57
so we're clear not racist and Republican Michelle
1:03:00
in a tug and I says I've known Christian for
1:03:02
a couple of years. She had problems with her ex-boyfriends
1:03:04
I had problems with Jesse and we were kind of
1:03:07
there for each other. So Christian's one of my closest
1:03:09
friends I think I was just
1:03:11
overwhelmed and I didn't say anything She tells Janet
1:03:13
and I'm mad at myself for not saying something in the
1:03:16
talking head She says I know a lot of people who
1:03:18
do not like Kristen and who are not nice to her But
1:03:20
I have been her friend and this is
1:03:23
how she repays me the double-r and
1:03:25
then she's like feel better Janet We'll talk
1:03:27
soon. Bye. That's just a normal conversation in
1:03:29
the valley. Anyways, okay, not not not racist
1:03:32
and Republican. Have a good day How's
1:03:34
the baby? Give it a pat for me? Um,
1:03:37
it's it's wild and also just the
1:03:39
relationships of like Kristen
1:03:41
used to complain about her ex-boyfriend with me and
1:03:43
I would complain about my current husband with her
1:03:46
I I love it that
1:03:48
real relationships are great But also
1:03:50
there's that common thing where people in
1:03:52
relationships, right when we break up there
1:03:54
is that need like Somebody's
1:03:56
got to be the villain. Somebody's got a good guy and
1:03:58
life is just never that simple. We're all like
1:04:01
fucked up on both sides. I mean, sometimes there's
1:04:03
obvious wrong. Sometimes it's like, Oh, that's really, really
1:04:05
bad. Like I think sandball in this, even though
1:04:07
some of you dorks
1:04:10
want to make it and Ariana's
1:04:12
fault of like, well, she wasn't she
1:04:14
wasn't very nice. She depends in
1:04:16
batteries. But it is weird. Like sometimes
1:04:18
those things that we try to rewrite the history
1:04:20
of a relationship, that just isn't the case. And
1:04:22
I like people that can go like, yo, I
1:04:25
love you, but that's not actually the way it
1:04:27
went down. But we do try to rewrite things.
1:04:29
And also, if you're in a new relationship, you
1:04:31
don't want your current partner to think that you
1:04:33
are potentially at fault for something, even
1:04:35
though they might understand you want to
1:04:38
make yourself look the best possible way
1:04:40
you can. And if you've
1:04:42
lost love, or you know, made yourself lose
1:04:44
love, there's still a lot of hurt associated
1:04:46
with all of that. So I could see
1:04:48
where Christian would try
1:04:50
to, I don't know, relationships are so
1:04:53
tough. I wonder if her ex boyfriend's
1:04:55
gonna be on camera anymore this season,
1:04:58
because I mean, I just feel like we missed
1:05:00
out on a scene between Luke and Alex of
1:05:02
Luke of like, Luke's that quiet type of like, you
1:05:05
better get out of my face right now. That's
1:05:08
one strike right there. Alex, I
1:05:10
don't like anything that you've done to my current partner,
1:05:12
Christian Dodie. And you've seen Crazy
1:05:14
Christian, we'll hear about to see
1:05:16
Crazy Luke. Do you know I have
1:05:18
an axe? Yeah, I've got tons
1:05:21
of axes. I'm a woodsman. So Michelle
1:05:24
gets off the phone, we've cleared it up. But
1:05:26
also, the other thing I was thinking about this,
1:05:28
we still don't fully know what conversation happened. I
1:05:31
think there is a world in which
1:05:33
Janet. I was
1:05:35
thinking about this, you know, like how we're all on like,
1:05:37
tech threads and stuff. And you throw out, I
1:05:39
mean, we don't provide any context or like,
1:05:41
you know, the conversations you have over text
1:05:43
or phone with friends, you'll throw out a
1:05:45
lot of crazy shit. You're like, Oh, I
1:05:48
bet that person's a rebel. Oh, I bet
1:05:50
that person was a January six. Oh, I
1:05:52
bet. You know, like, you're obviously joking. There
1:05:54
could be a world in which a conversation
1:05:56
was being had where it was like, Oh,
1:05:58
I bet, like in a joking. fashion
1:06:01
and then that got like then Zach told like
1:06:03
the game of telephone where it then became like
1:06:05
an accusation Instead of just
1:06:07
a stupid joke instead of like
1:06:09
oh, well, let's see where they're at
1:06:11
on January 6, you know Like those
1:06:13
could just be stupid jokes something was
1:06:16
said somewhere, but I also don't think
1:06:18
Janet would like like just flat-out say
1:06:21
that and if she did say that I think she
1:06:23
would say it with her whole chest and She would
1:06:25
have something to back it up and she wouldn't want
1:06:27
to be friends With somebody that
1:06:29
she felt wasn't aligning with her specific
1:06:31
values if that makes sense Okay,
1:06:34
so we're back in the scene and Jesse
1:06:36
lally's like what is being Republican have to
1:06:38
do with it? And Michelle's like I'm not a Republican
1:06:40
which by the way Even if I
1:06:42
am who gives a fuck right and then mommy
1:06:44
said the curse word and Isabelle is like mommy
1:06:48
It's like mommy said she can control herself
1:06:50
in front of Isabella But she can't because she's
1:06:52
stupid and I hate being married to her right
1:06:54
Isabella. We cut from that scene
1:06:56
We have some more soft jam music feel
1:06:59
the rhythm down to my
1:07:01
toes Yeah, we're Kristin's apartment and Christmas
1:07:04
like I am so ready to have a new
1:07:06
space It looks like let's fill up a couple
1:07:08
more bosses boxes and move them over there Okay,
1:07:10
because they're moving to apartment in the same apartment
1:07:12
building, which is so nice and
1:07:14
then Christmas like I can't I
1:07:17
can't wait to have the new space and
1:07:19
looks like you had have sex in the
1:07:21
bed We see Kristin's new apartment just down
1:07:23
the hall. It's it looks good. It looks
1:07:25
like a nice apartment They go into the
1:07:27
new apartment and she's like moving into this
1:07:29
apartment with Luke. Yeah, it's an apartment But
1:07:31
it's a total upgrade for an extra seventy
1:07:33
three dollars a month. I get a not I
1:07:35
get a nice bigger unit There's room
1:07:37
to play. She says I mean we have an
1:07:39
entire drawer of sex toys. Okay, I
1:07:41
don't need Christmas like we
1:07:44
have an entire room of sex toys. We
1:07:46
literally have one of those swings We've
1:07:48
amounted it to a wall Luke's very
1:07:50
handy. It's very structurally safe. Even if
1:07:52
there's an earthquake I'll still be able
1:07:55
to swing in a sex swinging position.
1:07:57
I don't need to know honestly like at this
1:07:59
At this point, I've watched Vanderpump Rules for so
1:08:02
many years that I do consider these people my
1:08:04
weird fucked up family. And I just don't, I
1:08:06
don't need to hear. I sometimes
1:08:08
will be like, no, no, no, no, don't talk about it. I don't
1:08:10
want to hear about girls with sex toys, please. No, no, no, no.
1:08:13
Oh, God. Can you Matt Luke's like, put
1:08:15
a bigger one in my butt, please. Sorry.
1:08:21
Yeah. Anyway,
1:08:25
and I also love that for an extra
1:08:27
$73 a month, that's so the valley. It's
1:08:29
so like, it's so, because I think we're
1:08:31
all like $73 a month. I
1:08:33
could swing that. Like, I like that we're
1:08:36
not dealing with like modern
1:08:38
farmhouses. Like we're not in the
1:08:40
Sandoval, Ariana, Fudd and About House. We're just moving to
1:08:43
a bigger apartment for $73 a month. That's
1:08:46
doable. I feel like I don't have to worry about where
1:08:48
Kristen's, I feel like Kristen can swing an extra $73 a
1:08:50
month. I love that, you know? So
1:08:53
they're moving all this stuff and
1:08:55
she's talking about the sex toys
1:08:57
and it's very cutesy. They're in
1:08:59
an empty apartment. And
1:09:02
she's just talking to Luke, you know, so
1:09:04
Kristen's talking to Luke about some knobs to put up
1:09:06
there. I don't know if it's to put like in
1:09:09
a sexual position or just on a cabinet or he's
1:09:11
like, what about these knobs? It looks like whatever makes
1:09:13
you happy, honey. Whatever makes you
1:09:15
happy. And then Kristen's like, well, what would
1:09:17
make me happy is Jack's not pulling a
1:09:19
fucking Jack's last night. I mean, literally, we
1:09:22
just have this talk where I said,
1:09:24
you know, I don't care if you're friends with my
1:09:26
ex boyfriend, just please don't bring him around me and
1:09:28
don't bring him around like Luke or my family. We
1:09:30
cut back to last week's episode three days ago where
1:09:32
Jack's like, don't you understand I'm friends with your ex
1:09:35
and I'm between two friends who don't get along. You
1:09:37
know, you have a little bit more
1:09:39
seniority, Kristen. And Luke's like the only saving
1:09:41
grace of the night is he pulled me aside first. Like
1:09:45
I wouldn't have been it would have been a total
1:09:47
blindside otherwise an extra shitty. And
1:09:49
Kristen's like I was so fucking upset when
1:09:51
Brittany told me. I
1:09:54
was felt like I was backed into a corner,
1:09:56
Luke, and I just fucking reacted and I spit
1:09:59
out the double R. And I'm talking to her,
1:10:01
she's like, for Jax to do that is fucking insane. Jax promised
1:10:03
me he wasn't gonna pull this shit, so if he's gonna pull
1:10:05
shit like that, I'm gonna start calling people
1:10:07
out on their bullshit. I love the fact
1:10:09
that Michelle has nothing to do with
1:10:11
Jax. If Jax goes crazy and
1:10:13
does anything to harm me or my family, I
1:10:16
will throw other people under the bus who are
1:10:18
not Jax. I will not harm
1:10:20
Jax in any way. I will harm other cast
1:10:22
members. That's what I will do. Yeah,
1:10:24
that's what you get, Jax. Everybody's
1:10:27
gonna suffer except for you. And
1:10:29
then Kristen's like, and then Luke, I
1:10:31
brought up what Zach had told us
1:10:34
about the double R, and we flash
1:10:36
back to that about Zach, Janet talks
1:10:38
shit about you, saying that Michelle is
1:10:41
probably, and Jazin's like, are you kidding
1:10:43
me? Kristen's
1:10:45
like, before production started, there's a lot of
1:10:47
shit talk going on within our group. Janet
1:10:49
was trying to start a bunch of shit
1:10:51
insinuating that Michelle could
1:10:54
be homophobic, racist. And
1:10:56
then last night, Zach fully denied it, Luke.
1:10:59
And they're talking to that, she's like, everyone's gonna talk about
1:11:01
this behind closed doors, and then filming starts, the cameras
1:11:03
are up. Okay, oh, we're all gonna
1:11:05
pretend it didn't happen. Not
1:11:08
Kristen Doherty. Zach was upset
1:11:10
that I spoke about things that he told
1:11:12
me in confidence. But
1:11:15
he knows better when it's a
1:11:17
Janet thing. Like I know in his deep
1:11:19
down Zach reality, he wanted
1:11:21
me to light a fire. I wonder if
1:11:23
Zach's like, I definitely do not want you
1:11:25
to light a fire. I'd be like, no,
1:11:28
no fire. I am allergic to fires, please.
1:11:30
I love that Doherty's like, deep down, he
1:11:33
wants me like, nobody deep down wants you
1:11:35
to reveal something that you were asked to
1:11:37
not reveal. I also think
1:11:39
this is the perfect blend of bringing up
1:11:41
the reality of the reality of like, before
1:11:44
cameras were brought up, I wanna hear more.
1:11:46
I want people, I've always argued this for
1:11:48
this over the last four years of, we're
1:11:50
not dumb, we are a sophisticated audience. We
1:11:53
realize they realize they're being filmed. Let's talk
1:11:55
about it. I think this is the perfect
1:11:57
blend. I like the blending of this. So
1:12:00
Dodie, by the way, she is a
1:12:02
martyr. She is the mother Teresa of
1:12:04
reality television, where she will light herself
1:12:06
on fire for the betterment of all
1:12:08
the lepers that she is surrounding. She's
1:12:11
a saint, St. Dodie. Anyways, like
1:12:13
I feel awful for bringing Michelle into
1:12:16
this bullshit that Janet started. That
1:12:18
Janet started. He's like, I
1:12:20
feel like I asked him, Michelle, have I seen
1:12:22
that? Yes, you did. You
1:12:24
definitely did. The best thing to do
1:12:26
right now is when someone tells
1:12:28
you something, just put it in your
1:12:31
back pocket. Just keep it back there. It
1:12:33
doesn't need to be weaponized. I didn't
1:12:35
mean to weaponize it. No, I know. I know. That
1:12:38
is what I did, though, didn't I? So that's really the whole, you know,
1:12:41
that's the whole thing, Kristen. And
1:12:43
she's like, do I look like a $2 hooker with mascara under
1:12:45
my eyes? And Luca is like, at least
1:12:47
a $20,000 hooker. And
1:12:51
she's like, that's so sweet, baby. Oh,
1:12:53
let's go have sex with our drawer of sex toys.
1:12:56
I love that. She's like, keep it in your
1:12:58
back pocket. Kristen Dodie's back pocket, it makes her
1:13:00
look like she has the biggest BBL ever because
1:13:02
her ass cheeks are just carrying around some of
1:13:04
the darkest secrets of everybody on that cast of
1:13:06
the valley. And what I need to do is
1:13:08
I need to get a hold on those jeans
1:13:10
and just get all the secrets and then I'll
1:13:13
just reveal them on so bad it's good week
1:13:15
after week. Anyways, she's
1:13:17
like, you make me feel better. And he's
1:13:19
like, okay. We come back from
1:13:21
commercial and we have Daniel and Nia. And
1:13:24
this is a very like, this
1:13:26
is a good couple, man. They have three
1:13:28
kids, they're dealing with like two newborn twins.
1:13:31
And they're seen so far alone really just
1:13:33
has to do with milk production. Daniel's
1:13:36
like, how much milk do we
1:13:38
currently have on hand? Have
1:13:41
you pumped enough from the teat? How much
1:13:43
teat milk? We need more
1:13:45
teat milk. It is a milk teat
1:13:47
production factory at their apartment in the
1:13:50
valley. But that's so far, their solo
1:13:52
scenes are about that. And
1:13:54
it's just about like their bottle schedules. I always feel
1:13:56
like when we get to their scenes, I need to
1:13:59
write down their schedule. just so they don't forget. But
1:14:01
it just, you know, he constantly reminds us how
1:14:03
little sleep he's getting. He's like, I haven't slept
1:14:06
in a month and a half. I
1:14:08
haven't slept. He's like, no, but for
1:14:10
real, where how much milk and they open the freezer, I'm
1:14:12
trying to look in there to see how much milk. She
1:14:15
says post Miss USA, because she was Miss
1:14:18
USA, I she's very blessed to make
1:14:20
appearances work with other people do social media
1:14:22
work partners with brands. So she'll go and
1:14:24
do these trips and you know, make
1:14:26
some money that way, which is great. So
1:14:30
they're just packing for her trip. Milk,
1:14:33
it's, it's really not it's just a real
1:14:35
couple to me, which I think is nice.
1:14:37
I think it's nice to have that in
1:14:40
between like the Dodie revealing our and our
1:14:42
secrets. But anyway, they talk about before kids,
1:14:44
they had all these amazing vacations before they
1:14:46
had kids, but it's like, well, at least
1:14:48
you have that. But I think this is
1:14:50
a couple that works. And I like watching
1:14:52
them. And I'm excited to see them more.
1:14:55
Because I think you need that voice of reason.
1:14:57
My big thing with Daniel though, is like, how
1:14:59
did he become such good friends with Jax? And
1:15:01
how do you constantly make apologies
1:15:03
for somebody else's bad behavior? That's the
1:15:06
thing that fascinates me. Anyways, we cut
1:15:08
on over to Jax's to the Jax's
1:15:10
saloon guys. He's a bar owner now
1:15:12
in Studio City. And he's one of
1:15:14
those guys that rides one of those
1:15:16
fancy golf carts. And I got to
1:15:18
tell you, like, that's fine around golf
1:15:20
places and small towns. But I
1:15:23
was just on Ventura Boulevard today. It's like a
1:15:25
busy, like Jax is riding around
1:15:27
like a fancy golf cart. And he's trying
1:15:29
to park on Ventura Boulevard. Dude, like that's
1:15:32
not no, no bueno man. Like what are
1:15:34
we what's going on? I've lived in the
1:15:36
valley for like that. That
1:15:38
would upset me just to see Jax cruising around in
1:15:40
this thing. He pulls up, you
1:15:42
know, and he's, you know, trying to
1:15:45
get into these like, I feel like Austin Powers
1:15:47
trying to park this thing. Oh,
1:15:49
behave. All right. Do I make
1:15:51
you Randy? I'm Jax. He
1:15:53
comes in. He's like, what's up, guys? What's up,
1:15:56
business partners? What do you guys think about that wall
1:15:58
over there? Brutal honest opinion. And He's
1:16:00
like, I think it needs to pop a little bit more,
1:16:02
you know, a little more three dimensional, but you know, it's
1:16:04
fine A little more three-dimensional. What
1:16:06
are you talking about? Jack? It's a
1:16:08
wall. It's already fucking three-dimensional. What are
1:16:10
you? Yeah, what
1:16:12
do you uh? Picturing more
1:16:14
wood was picturing a Cleaner
1:16:17
sir. I was picturing stuff It's he's that guy that
1:16:19
comes in when he hasn't really done a lot of
1:16:21
work and he's like, hey big Let me
1:16:23
call a meeting. Huh? What do we think about walls?
1:16:25
Wait, what do you like lights? Do
1:16:27
you think we need lights in here? By the
1:16:29
way, the only I like Jackson studio city
1:16:31
I liked it a little the like I
1:16:33
said, the prices were a little higher than I wanted to be
1:16:36
and the there
1:16:38
was only one bathroom and I thought
1:16:40
that was weird like You know
1:16:42
if you or somebody that needs a bathroom when you go
1:16:44
out Maybe stay home But also
1:16:46
if you do just also say don't you know, don't
1:16:48
plan on using one at Jackson Studio City Anyways,
1:16:51
Jack's is in there just talking shop with
1:16:53
the boys his business partners. He's
1:16:55
like, okay Where are we at? What's going
1:16:58
on? And the guys are like
1:17:00
we have interviews lined up for today We need
1:17:02
some good to good workers, which is a really
1:17:04
interesting business plan Like we need good nobody's ever
1:17:06
thought of that. We need good good workers Lisa
1:17:08
Vanderpump's like, oh, I never knew Good
1:17:12
workers. That's what we should be
1:17:14
trying to do Jackson
1:17:20
is hugging heads like I've been a bartender the
1:17:22
majority of my life Had
1:17:25
some real crazy years at sir. We
1:17:27
have a flashback of all those like days and he's
1:17:29
like I'm hungover He's like I'm not
1:17:31
muddling things today. I'm not making a mojito I'm
1:17:34
very fortunate to where I don't have to
1:17:36
put up a bunch of money I have
1:17:38
three partners bigger foot in the bill. I
1:17:40
personally haven't invested anything which is Truly
1:17:43
amazing that is that's the way to do
1:17:45
it I was like but that's kind of
1:17:47
typical jazz right have everybody else do like
1:17:49
have Brittany take care of your life Have
1:17:52
your business business partners take care of the bills
1:17:54
and then just you know Just throw in things
1:17:56
like I think it needs to be a little
1:17:58
more three-dimensional. Huh? I was picturing something that pops
1:18:00
a little more. So anyways, they're interviewing
1:18:03
like bartenders and servers. We meet Stephanie
1:18:05
R, an interviewer, in an interviewee, she
1:18:07
comes in. She's
1:18:09
like, I brought in a copy of my
1:18:11
resume, three letters of recommendation, as well as
1:18:13
my safe serve. I am TIP certified in
1:18:15
ABC if needed. And he's
1:18:17
like, to be honest, bars destroy marriages. You know,
1:18:19
when Tom and Tom opened their bar, huh,
1:18:22
well, I knew immediately, they weren't involving
1:18:25
their significant others. It's all the
1:18:27
problems that they went through. And I just wanted to make sure
1:18:30
that I didn't have any of those problems. I had to involve my
1:18:32
wife. I love these, like I had to
1:18:34
involve my wife. She's not here today. I wouldn't even
1:18:36
let her fucking touch foot in this place when I
1:18:38
have hot ladies coming in that I might potentially hire.
1:18:40
Are you fucking kidding me? Anyways, but
1:18:42
she's like, yeah, he says like, ah, she's not here
1:18:45
today. And then this girl walks in and
1:18:48
they make it very obvious that she is
1:18:50
not wearing a bra. And
1:18:52
do you know those, you know,
1:18:54
they're the nipples. You can kind of
1:18:57
see like a little, you know, like the nipple
1:19:00
area. So I know it's a family show.
1:19:02
So I'm not very quiet about that. But
1:19:04
this girl walks in and Jax is like,
1:19:06
Zoinks, oh,
1:19:09
you're about to get jaxed. Jax is like,
1:19:11
hey, what's going on? How are you? And
1:19:13
she's like, yeah. He's
1:19:16
like, I think I should take care of
1:19:19
hiring the staff. You know, this Miranda girl
1:19:21
comes in and you
1:19:23
can tell Jax is just flustered. She's like, hey, I'm Jax. This
1:19:26
girl decided not to wear a bra. She's
1:19:30
got a girl that would have a child
1:19:32
out of wedlock. You know what I'm saying?
1:19:34
Hey, you gotta keep those puppies in, man.
1:19:36
I have a hot blooded male. You don't
1:19:38
wear a bra around me. That gives me
1:19:41
temptation. That's on you. If I cheat on
1:19:43
my wife with you, that's your fault, buddy.
1:19:45
You didn't pass those things up. You needed
1:19:47
an over the shoulder boulder holder. That's on
1:19:49
old Jax Taylor. I'll tell you that right
1:19:51
now. Anyways, Jax is like, hey,
1:19:53
are you an actor? She's like, no.
1:19:55
He's like, OK. Sorry. I
1:19:58
had to ask that question. He's like, ah. He's
1:20:02
like, did we hire her? He
1:20:05
lights up around people with no bras. Anyways,
1:20:08
another girl comes in Stephanie. And
1:20:11
she has tattoos, everything she's like, I've been
1:20:13
bartending for about three years now. I
1:20:16
love it. I actually worked in the medical field for
1:20:18
15 years before this. He's like, okay, cool, cool. That's
1:20:22
great. I can save your life and give you a good time. And Jackson's
1:20:24
like, I bet you could. My wife.
1:20:27
He's like, she's got the look. She's got the tattoos, dark
1:20:29
hair. And then they're like, we want
1:20:31
to get you behind the bars. See what it looks like for
1:20:33
you to make drinks. She's got that vibe where she just doesn't
1:20:35
put up with shit from anyone. She's exactly
1:20:37
what I'm looking for. You know, Jackson's like, let me,
1:20:39
hey, let's do a couple of scenarios. See, I drop
1:20:41
a bunch of change, right? Hey, will you grab it
1:20:43
for me while I get behind you? Hey, drop the
1:20:45
quarter, huh? Little
1:20:48
a little trick. I learned
1:20:50
it, sir. Yeah. Okay. Here's
1:20:52
another one. Let's do a scenario. I'm your
1:20:54
boss, right? Okay. Now I'm married
1:20:57
with a kid, right? Okay. I'm your
1:20:59
boss, buried with a kid. You're my employer,
1:21:01
right? Late at night. It's
1:21:03
just us. I've turned on a little
1:21:05
lover boy on the stereo. Okay. I'm
1:21:07
looking good. This is just a scenario, right? You
1:21:11
know, I have the creepy mustache goatee thing going. Also
1:21:13
I come up to you. I'm like, Hey, let's count
1:21:15
those drawers out at the end of the night. Right?
1:21:19
And what do you do? I
1:21:21
let you count. No, no, no. You
1:21:23
put your hand on my chest. Yep. Put
1:21:26
your hand on my chest and you say,
1:21:28
Jax Taylor, my God, you look good today.
1:21:31
Now that's the guy. And Jax Taylor is a
1:21:33
boss. Hey, I'm no Peter Madrigal. You're going to count yourself
1:21:35
out at the end of the night. So
1:21:39
it's all like the uniform
1:21:41
is tattoos and a bra, girl. That's
1:21:44
Jax's studio city. Anyways,
1:21:47
she makes a lemon drop. They all seem like, Oh
1:21:49
my God, it's the best lemon drop I ever had.
1:21:51
He's like, you're, you're hired. This is perfect. Amazing. Okay.
1:21:54
So I'm going to go over from Jax's studio city. I
1:21:58
feel glorious. Brittany is
1:22:00
walking to this place called Horchateria. And
1:22:03
she's like, I'm gonna do a churro and a
1:22:05
little ice cream drink. She's at this place, but
1:22:07
if you look at the, you
1:22:10
know at the little place that they have
1:22:12
that little refrigerator section at the front, there's
1:22:14
nothing in, like there's no products in there.
1:22:16
Like I'm like, is this, is
1:22:18
Horchateria like not even a real place or
1:22:20
is it not open? They had no products
1:22:22
in the thing to buy. But
1:22:24
anyway, she's like, okay, I'm just here to meet
1:22:27
somebody, a cast member. She's like, it is hot
1:22:29
in the valley. And Dodie walks
1:22:31
up, she's like, look at those legs. And
1:22:33
Christmas is like, it is so hot. I
1:22:35
know, I know, you look cute. Oh,
1:22:38
you look cute. I've never
1:22:40
been over here to Horchateria. I'm
1:22:42
looking over over here cause I hate to drive. And
1:22:46
then they eat
1:22:48
the little churro things. How
1:22:50
are you feeling, Christian? She's like
1:22:53
overwhelmed. Well, the girls night, it kind of
1:22:55
took a bad turn with the R and R.
1:22:57
So Jana is really, really pissed off right now.
1:22:59
And Christmas is like, at you, at who, at
1:23:02
you? She's like, Christmas is like, at who?
1:23:05
And Britain is like, at you, at you girl. Are
1:23:08
you kidding me? Well, you know, cause
1:23:10
you told her that you basically said
1:23:13
that Michelle was a racist. And
1:23:15
Dodie's like, I didn't say that. Of
1:23:17
me, of all people, really you think this is a
1:23:20
topic that I want to talk about ever? That was
1:23:22
my whole point. I was like, why is
1:23:24
Christmas ever bringing this up? No shit, Christmas says. You
1:23:27
know, talking to her, she's like, it really sucks to have a word that
1:23:29
is so hurtful, even be affiliated with your name. But
1:23:32
I repeated what was told to
1:23:34
me, something that
1:23:36
Janet said. So
1:23:39
why the fuck is everybody mad
1:23:41
at me? I mean, so they bring the
1:23:43
point up and we can talk about this a little bit because
1:23:45
it's actually been in the news in this
1:23:47
last week is Faith Stowers.
1:23:50
Faith Stowers is,
1:23:52
that's why Christian and Stasi were
1:23:54
let go from Vanderpump Rules because
1:23:57
of racist remarks. geared
1:24:00
towards Faith in the year, I believe, was it
1:24:02
2020 or 2019? And it is interesting. And
1:24:07
this is why I think Kristen doesn't, she
1:24:09
just reacts. And when I saw
1:24:12
Kristen at Jackson's a couple weeks ago, I told
1:24:14
you guys that she mentioned, she was like, Oh
1:24:16
my God, in an upcoming episode, they bring up
1:24:19
why I got fired from Vanderpump Rules. And
1:24:21
I thought it was much later in the season, I didn't
1:24:23
realize it was this episode, it was this soon. I
1:24:28
think, I don't know,
1:24:30
I think it's, it's, it's, this
1:24:34
is a hard lesson for Kristen to learn. And
1:24:36
I hope she has learned this lesson. Now Faith,
1:24:39
now this seems like it's going to be a
1:24:42
part of the reality reckoning lawsuit, or I think,
1:24:44
you know, that's in the planning stages. And they're
1:24:46
using the same lawyers now again, Mark
1:24:49
Garagos and Brian
1:24:51
Friedman, who
1:24:53
now represents Randy Glanville, Bethany
1:24:55
Frankel, Raquel Rachel Levis, all
1:24:57
of these people are like
1:24:59
the Avengers of suing Bravo.
1:25:03
And Faith has now added her name to the list.
1:25:05
And you know, what a time to do that, because
1:25:07
this week's episode involves some
1:25:09
of this. And I hope we get even more into
1:25:11
it in tomorrow night's episode of the
1:25:14
Valley. And I'm sure you guys know about
1:25:16
the comments that were made by her and
1:25:18
Stasi and what happened. Now I had Faith
1:25:21
on So Bad It's Good. The first year we,
1:25:23
I remember was during the pandemic. And
1:25:26
it was I remember, I have to go
1:25:28
back and listen to that episode because I,
1:25:31
you know,
1:25:33
my, yeah,
1:25:37
it's a really,
1:25:39
it's, you know, I, my, my
1:25:41
heart goes out to Faith for having to
1:25:43
experience what she's had to experience. And
1:25:46
as a white dude, I don't have a,
1:25:51
I know how I feel about it, but
1:25:53
it's not something that I've had to go through, but
1:25:55
it is something that I think is really important.
1:25:57
And I think that's something that I've had to do. And I think
1:26:00
feel should be talked about it. Sometimes I feel like
1:26:02
these shows sometimes don't have the language in which to
1:26:04
talk about it properly. And it's
1:26:06
a really delicate conversation that I don't think we should
1:26:08
shy away from. And I do
1:26:10
think Kristin paid an obvious price
1:26:12
for this. But it was a
1:26:15
price that she paid based on her own actions. You
1:26:17
know, I remember Kristin even on this podcast reminding,
1:26:20
you know, I, you know, she had that book
1:26:22
that got released right around the time. He's just
1:26:24
not, is it he's just, oh, he's
1:26:26
what I have the book right over here on my bookshelf. He's
1:26:29
making you crazy. And that got optioned
1:26:31
to become a movie. No joke. And
1:26:34
she lost that deal. She lost
1:26:36
Vanderpump Rules. You know, she, there
1:26:38
were consequences to her actions. And
1:26:41
you really hope that has taught
1:26:44
Kristin a lesson. But it is interesting for
1:26:46
her to throw that out there as a
1:26:48
conversation point when she comes
1:26:51
from the background that she does. So
1:26:53
I do hope that there is an
1:26:55
honest conversation about this. And I wish,
1:26:57
you know, rather than suing, I wish
1:26:59
faith could actually come back on the
1:27:01
show and have these conversations about this.
1:27:03
I think we all make horrific mistakes
1:27:05
in our life. I have made so
1:27:07
many mistakes in my life. And
1:27:09
the best you can do is learn from it.
1:27:11
But you will pay like some, sometimes
1:27:14
a really dear price for these things. But
1:27:16
I think part of it is trying to
1:27:18
work through it, trying to learn, trying to
1:27:20
find out, you know, if you do have
1:27:22
unconscious bias towards people, if there
1:27:25
are things that you can do to
1:27:27
make yourself a better person and describe
1:27:29
to do that. But sometimes these are
1:27:31
really hard conversations to have on a
1:27:33
reality show, especially in the Vanderpump Rules
1:27:35
universe, because it's so usually egocentric, me-centric.
1:27:38
There's a level of narcissism with all
1:27:40
reality shows that doesn't take too kindly
1:27:42
to having these deep conversations. But
1:27:44
I know the audience can handle that.
1:27:47
Like I say always, it's
1:27:49
a very sophisticated audience. I've learned
1:27:51
more from reality television than sometimes
1:27:54
I've learned in actual real life. I mean, it's
1:27:56
like we have in a do's and don'ts list
1:27:58
that are a mile long. But I
1:28:00
do find that fascinating that Kristen Levy that
1:28:02
accusation out there knowing where she has come
1:28:05
from in her past with it, and especially
1:28:07
when it comes to TV, and I do
1:28:09
wonder how I mean I first of course
1:28:11
I wonder how faith is doing, but I
1:28:13
also wonder how Kristen is doing that if
1:28:15
she knew this was going to ignite again
1:28:18
if she knew that faith, this was like
1:28:20
on the precipice of happening that there was
1:28:22
going to be potentially another lawsuit, because faith
1:28:24
tried to sue, I believe in
1:28:26
2020, and it did not go anywhere. But
1:28:29
now I think with Mark Garagos and like
1:28:31
the reality reckoning of it all, they
1:28:33
potentially are footing the bill to make
1:28:35
this go. So I'm curious if like
1:28:37
with anything Bethany Frankel is associated with,
1:28:39
if they are looking for a payday
1:28:41
or if they're actually looking to make
1:28:43
reality shows better. And so
1:28:46
far, I don't have the answer to that.
1:28:49
It's an interesting conversation that I think deserves
1:28:52
to be had, of course, but I just
1:28:54
sometimes wonder, are these people the reality reckoning
1:28:56
looking for a payday, or are they looking
1:28:58
to actually build a better boat, you know,
1:29:00
also, if you want to know more about
1:29:02
faith and her story from her own mouth,
1:29:04
I believe she has a new podcast out
1:29:07
I think it is behind a paywall. But
1:29:10
I'm sure you can find probably a Reddit
1:29:12
thread or you know, transcripts of what she
1:29:14
talks about. Maybe I'll talk about
1:29:16
more of that at the pop culture roundup
1:29:18
next week. Anyway, so back in this scene,
1:29:20
Dodie just doesn't understand why anybody's mad at
1:29:22
her for any of this. She's like, I
1:29:24
fell back into a corner, Brittany, I fucking
1:29:27
spat out shit that wasn't my place to
1:29:29
say, especially in the space we were in.
1:29:31
I'm very glad we're owning up to that. I
1:29:33
noticed I'm very glad. So like, no shit, of
1:29:35
course. I don't think Chris does
1:29:37
anything on purpose to her people. She just
1:29:40
does things sometimes. She's not like
1:29:42
Jackson that way. What
1:29:44
if we find out what if we
1:29:46
find out that like Jackson Dodie truly
1:29:48
are like twins separated at birth. It's
1:29:50
kind of like Luke and Leia from
1:29:52
Star Wars. I
1:29:56
felt you. I
1:30:01
felt you were my sister all along. Are
1:30:06
they both from Michigan? Oh
1:30:10
my God, you're my sister. I
1:30:14
always tell people we have sister brother fights,
1:30:16
but they never believe us. Oh
1:30:18
my God, so sorry. Brittany's like, I don't
1:30:20
know, Jana is actually the one who is
1:30:23
saying this stuff. Or
1:30:25
if something was said when
1:30:29
Christian exaggerated it, because that's
1:30:31
what Jax would do. I
1:30:33
don't know. I don't know. Christian's like, this
1:30:35
Zach stuff is really pissing me up. Well,
1:30:37
you've got to talk to him about this
1:30:39
stuff because it is getting crazy. It's getting
1:30:41
dumpster fire really fast. So
1:30:43
now they call Zach. She's
1:30:46
like, you're on Speaker Zach. Hi,
1:30:48
honey. I'm wildly
1:30:50
confused. Why are you denying the
1:30:53
stuff that you told me? What
1:30:55
part are we referring to? Janet
1:30:58
told Jasmine that Michelle Lally, being a Republican, and
1:31:00
that she should be careful. The
1:31:02
Republican thing was said, but that does
1:31:05
not mean racism. I never
1:31:07
said that. And Dodie's like, why would
1:31:09
I use the fucking R word, Zach? It's what you
1:31:11
said to me. So don't throw me under the bus. You're
1:31:14
the God, Christian. You're the bus driver. You're
1:31:16
the one driving over all the dead bodies.
1:31:18
You're twisting everything Zach says. Ted
1:31:20
Rupp rusted. I'm not saying there wasn't something
1:31:23
to happen, but what you did was you
1:31:25
took something that was very simple, Christian, that
1:31:27
I was talking about behind the scenes because
1:31:29
I was like, oh, that's weird. You
1:31:31
don't just blurt out stuff like that and
1:31:34
accuse somebody of saying something that's
1:31:36
racist like that. And
1:31:38
Dodie's like, oh, Christian just cannot keep a secret
1:31:40
to save her life, Zach says in the talking
1:31:42
net. Like, even when I'm telling her, don't tell
1:31:44
this person because you're my friend and I want
1:31:46
you to know, but I need you to keep
1:31:48
it to yourself. She has never once been able
1:31:51
to keep a secret. Now, in
1:31:53
that part, I kind of think that Zach, that's
1:31:55
on you, brother. If you literally keep
1:31:57
doing this to Christian and she keeps throwing you on
1:31:59
the bus, under the bus, stop telling
1:32:01
her stuff. Welcome to the Valley, Zach.
1:32:04
Or you cannot hide under those
1:32:06
bangs. If Kristen creased
1:32:08
doing that, why do you keep
1:32:11
telling her? I hate to
1:32:13
like put the onus back on you,
1:32:15
but help her help herself.
1:32:18
Kristen will not put herself in these situations and
1:32:20
you won't get yourself in these situations. If
1:32:23
you got a tell, call me, call
1:32:25
somebody else, but don't tell Kristen, because
1:32:28
Kristen keeps it in that back pocket
1:32:30
of hers and it just
1:32:32
is going to explode. Seriously,
1:32:34
this is why the show works though. So,
1:32:38
Britney's like, okay, well, it was brought up at
1:32:40
the party and that's why
1:32:42
everybody's so mad. Even though, and
1:32:44
Kristen's like, well, rather than it being the point
1:32:47
that everybody was talking a bunch of shit and bringing it to
1:32:49
my front door, I was the
1:32:51
only one to say it out loud. We flashed
1:32:53
back to that night two days ago and Dodie
1:32:55
is talking privately with Zach and going, I know
1:32:58
two days ago that Janet said this to, am
1:33:00
I wrong? And Zach's like, you are not wrong,
1:33:02
girl. And Britney's like, well, you gotta take
1:33:04
accountability for that and that's, we gotta move forward
1:33:06
from here on out. All right, I love you, honey. We'll
1:33:08
call you later, Zach. So
1:33:11
they're like, ooh, tough stuff, tough stuff.
1:33:14
Kristen's like, the part that I took in this was repeating
1:33:16
it in front of everybody. And Britney's
1:33:18
like, I'm glad you noticed that. That's all gross
1:33:20
in the valley. And Kristen's like, well,
1:33:22
this is sitting inside of me really bothering me. I had to get
1:33:24
it up. I had to get it out. Britney's
1:33:27
like, I feel a lot of responsibility to keep this
1:33:29
group together. I love everybody. I don't want us to
1:33:31
have these issues. And Dodie's like, something
1:33:34
about summers, man, makes me crazy. Something
1:33:37
about summers in the valley. Oh
1:33:39
my gosh, double R's, Republican and
1:33:41
racist. That's what it's
1:33:43
all about. But I
1:33:45
love that we can't trust Kristen, but at
1:33:47
the same time, we need Kristen in The
1:33:50
Mix. We Need her in the mix because
1:33:52
she's going to make things messy. And Then
1:33:54
you put everybody else on their heels and
1:33:57
then they react in these crazy ways. And
1:33:59
I Think. So while they're Brittany
1:34:01
like. Your the lag as you
1:34:03
like up stuff you embellish stuff
1:34:05
is flat out lie. I love
1:34:07
you so much both y'all you
1:34:09
crazy young are you thought that
1:34:11
was a hula hoop? I'm. Poor
1:34:14
pretty mad. Are. We
1:34:16
really like. I wonder what her stress
1:34:18
levels are like? Her cortisol levels gotta
1:34:20
be through the roof. Okay, so now
1:34:22
we're Jesse and Michelle. Lally they are
1:34:24
doing. Like. A therapist says and like
1:34:27
kind of marriage counseling and they're they're a
1:34:29
therapist or their counsellor comes to them. How
1:34:31
do you like that? No more. Zoom know
1:34:33
we're going to them there. They got it.
1:34:35
So the guy comes to them. Scott he's
1:34:37
a life coach. He's. Not there
1:34:39
for a life coach. Amazing! Digital
1:34:42
Game and are you do and how are you doing. I'm
1:34:44
I'm a little tired. obviously. like
1:34:47
coach. They. Sit down and the living room.
1:34:50
And. Guys like. Okay how we
1:34:52
functioning together guys and just like I'm. Not
1:34:55
good. And it's not going
1:34:57
to lose. Like our marriage counselor is not a
1:34:59
therapist, he's more of a coach and his goal
1:35:01
is to make us the best version of ourselves.
1:35:04
And if the best version of
1:35:07
ourselves or in love with each
1:35:09
other than our marriage will survive.
1:35:11
Get better. And.
1:35:13
Muscles likes have worked on our friends marriage
1:35:15
that really improved and health. Just.
1:35:18
Like we've spoken to him on the phone, we
1:35:20
never met him in person. We're going to get
1:35:22
into the depths of our relationship and how to
1:35:24
move forward. Which. Is always great
1:35:26
oath and we're going to add cameras
1:35:28
into the mix. that is always a
1:35:31
very healthy thing. We have a child
1:35:33
and we're going to throw cameras into
1:35:35
this to show the world are deep
1:35:37
dark rooted seeded issues that I hate
1:35:39
my wife and my wife hates me
1:35:41
Anyways, here's are like goes to the
1:35:44
lifecoach like do feel is there. Anything
1:35:47
that came up. Anything you
1:35:50
want to revisit you guys and just
1:35:52
like it's just constant conflict all the
1:35:54
time. We. Flashback to all of
1:35:56
the things I'd like to come on: Too much
1:35:58
milk in my coffee? Michelle. Come on
1:36:00
Michelle! It's. To milky.
1:36:04
What? Are your needs in this relationship that are
1:36:06
being met? Michelle and Missiles at a lot
1:36:08
of needs are not be met. Pass.
1:36:13
And. Just is like what? A lot
1:36:15
of needs. I felt very lonely
1:36:17
for very long time. Ah, raising
1:36:19
the child can be very lonely
1:36:22
when you're not interacting with adults
1:36:24
and especially a partner. Ah,
1:36:29
I. Get frustrated because he doesn't understand
1:36:31
how I feel. I'm.
1:36:33
No longer affectionate. And he's. Not
1:36:35
either. And life could
1:36:37
like. you're not getting tenderness is it? I
1:36:39
think the opposite. He's very hard on me.
1:36:41
I think you're very hard on me no
1:36:43
matter what I do. Nothing is enough. I'm.
1:36:49
In. A Talking Head as he says he's very low
1:36:51
cd about the house. He didn't want the house to
1:36:53
ever look like we had kids in. It's. Every.
1:36:56
Aspect, even business as well. You're tough
1:36:58
on me, jersey. And I just
1:37:00
feel like we're living right now. More.
1:37:03
As in like a brother and sister
1:37:05
are not. Like Jackson person as opposed to
1:37:07
like husband and wife. The. Like
1:37:10
Coach has more a chemistry with
1:37:12
Michelle Them. says. He does disease
1:37:14
like everything that she saying. I'm trying to figure
1:37:16
out examples that and the like. Would you like
1:37:18
don't lawyer, just sit with what you deserve. And.
1:37:21
He's like sitting you'd sell is like it's like
1:37:23
American psycho. She's. Walking On
1:37:25
Eggshells Jesse. Sister. Toeing the lab
1:37:27
coats everything has to be your way and just
1:37:29
he's like it's hard to see her upset. I
1:37:31
wonder if I was the best? Most
1:37:34
passive. Husband and father
1:37:36
would it have actually made a difference? I like
1:37:38
that is like if I was a pussy, not
1:37:40
an amazing guy like I'm at. He's. A
1:37:43
God on have something to work on? I think
1:37:45
there is a major disconnect with us.
1:37:47
You know I did this know? drinking?
1:37:49
Bastin. Thing. For.
1:37:52
Five days and loss, I lost
1:37:54
twelve pounds or something. First.
1:37:56
Time she's given the a compliment. In.
1:37:58
I don't know because before we got. Read probably.
1:38:01
And. Missiles like I can see the same
1:38:03
and flexing about you. Not only do not give me
1:38:05
a compliment ever and your life. if I ever ask
1:38:07
you you do not give me compliments of I ever
1:38:10
ask you like do I look nice guy, get a
1:38:12
new dress or my hair is done or whatever it
1:38:14
I feel good at I'm going to go out. You
1:38:16
just look at me. Most. Of the time
1:38:18
you don't even look at me. You. Just return and you
1:38:20
tend to look at me. And you'll be like that's
1:38:22
fine until I could like one of the last
1:38:24
time you felt sexually attracted to him. And
1:38:27
she last his daughter has to be that put
1:38:29
a since with the last I'm what I don't
1:38:31
worry. He's. Like
1:38:33
three years and nine months ago. Such.
1:38:36
As I write. And. She's like. I
1:38:38
don't know the answer. That we know the
1:38:40
answer. It is true. And
1:38:43
then an attacking her just is like what is
1:38:45
sex again? Oh yeah I watched porn have the
1:38:47
other day. When. I first met Michelle. I was
1:38:49
in the office. You'd be like I'm naked in front of
1:38:51
mere what are you doing I be like I'm in the
1:38:53
car coming over and then it turns into I'm too tired
1:38:55
or I haven't brushed my teeth or I just got home
1:38:57
from the gym. I don't know. Sex is
1:38:59
a funny thing. You're. With somebody for a
1:39:01
long time and Psych. Nurse.
1:39:05
Who. Are. Now. I'm going
1:39:07
over to Schwartz and Face. I'm the
1:39:09
artist formerly known as Rachel. You know
1:39:11
what I'm saying was as a dog
1:39:13
thinks this is a very real seem like
1:39:15
this was real a you like Zulu
1:39:17
Earl is real Real Real. Miss.
1:39:19
Really sad but it's a I'm glad they
1:39:21
left the scene in. It's a
1:39:24
very real relationships or something about Summer House
1:39:26
like I like of the season because you
1:39:28
see all different forms of relationships. different stages,
1:39:30
relationships and we see that with the Valley
1:39:32
as well, right? You got J, Jason and
1:39:35
Janet on their way to having their first
1:39:37
child. You've got Michelle and Jesse, Lally about
1:39:39
a split apart at the seams. You got
1:39:41
Jackson, Britney, don't ever, whatever the fuck, Their
1:39:44
Dylan, you got Daniel and Near there are
1:39:46
actually in a really good place I think,
1:39:48
but just trying to like suffer through raising
1:39:50
three kids at once. All of these different
1:39:52
forms of relationship. You know I like
1:39:55
is not one size fits all. I think it's
1:39:57
important to show things like this because it's another,
1:39:59
you know? The Gabi about good looking people
1:40:01
but they seem like they hate each other
1:40:03
and they're not even have and sex like
1:40:05
they don't even like. It is like a
1:40:07
brother and sister relationship and that's not how
1:40:09
relationship should be. But. Just he is
1:40:11
so full of himself. That is like you have
1:40:13
been complimented Me it's like dude it's not a
1:40:16
bow you. Just use like Is there a
1:40:18
point where it's like, okay, I've been a great guy number. Two.
1:40:20
Months. Are. You still not
1:40:22
treating me well and you're still not treating
1:40:24
you well. What do I do and the coast
1:40:27
says you're testing to the result is going
1:40:29
to cause you to fail and he's I'd Whatever.
1:40:32
You. Do because you wanna do it. And.
1:40:35
He's a okay utility not listening if
1:40:37
you're trying to get something out of
1:40:39
her, she's in a sniff that right
1:40:41
out his Omaha yoder. It's a
1:40:43
weird how you're showing up. It's been aware of
1:40:45
that. It's showing up kind. It's. Warmth.
1:40:47
It's warmth to her. You.
1:40:50
Tell his is like long gear.
1:40:52
it's ours is not me as
1:40:55
now on of outs. And.
1:40:57
You could tell Michelle's can like hearing
1:40:59
op and again it was intel He
1:41:01
doesn't get it. It's really sad. Anyways
1:41:03
we get fun music. Were cruising around
1:41:05
the valley. Sick. That seen
1:41:08
off with Janet and Jason's house.
1:41:10
All right, And. He's.
1:41:12
Got his tie off back from the office you like.
1:41:15
He's. I fail. I'm craving Mcdonalds and Jason's
1:41:17
like we have a fridge and is
1:41:19
a yeah but I hear the baby
1:41:21
and he's seen Mcdonalds. I need Mcdonalds.
1:41:23
I have a feeling I might be
1:41:25
in Janet's belly to as I need
1:41:27
Mcdonalds. it's wild. Anyways, they go into
1:41:29
the nursery to check it out. There.
1:41:32
Just gonna do. And my where's the
1:41:35
crib gonna be the bad gonna stay
1:41:37
Here's the baby. Guess what do we
1:41:39
have? A just stresses me out. In.
1:41:42
I talking to Jason's like the baby's gonna sleep next
1:41:44
to us or the first two months. Angeles
1:41:48
like I hope so. And yet as he gets his
1:41:50
i were a baby gonna say no. And
1:41:53
a study. While the thing about this, also, if
1:41:55
you've never had a kid before, I just can't
1:41:57
imagine how scary that is to try to figure
1:41:59
out all those. The ins and outs and like what
1:42:01
if I'd be so scared rolling over on the baby,
1:42:03
how are we are going to do this? It's exciting
1:42:05
was scary. But.
1:42:08
I trust this couple. I think this
1:42:10
couple I'm excited to see them raise
1:42:12
a child. Ah, but they
1:42:14
they got the Mcdonald so that's a good sign.
1:42:17
Jason caves. And yards and I
1:42:19
needed to seize burger I did. And
1:42:21
Jason's like her teeth hurt her. desolate. Pretty good.
1:42:24
A National Ice like one of Isaac. No no
1:42:26
no no I have abs. I can't do that.
1:42:28
Janna tells him I will The did a feeling
1:42:30
exhausted with Kristin antenna like I don't know. Confused.
1:42:34
And then today a listen. She
1:42:36
posted this story on her Instagram
1:42:38
today. He posted i would
1:42:40
rather a my life to your absence
1:42:42
then adjust my boundaries to accommodate your
1:42:45
disrespect. Know. I remember when
1:42:47
she posted as back in there as a threesome of
1:42:49
stasi be was actually about yet. And
1:42:52
yet as a user Me under the bus, Michelle under
1:42:54
the bus, Zach under the bus, and Jasmine under the
1:42:56
bus all in one swoop. Additions.
1:42:58
And ah, She's. Looking
1:43:01
at a cheeseburger. Guessing. I
1:43:03
said something small increase in made it so big she didn't
1:43:05
really just run with it's you ran a marathon with it.
1:43:07
Michelle. Britney and I were a dinner a
1:43:09
few months ago. janice as an Italian head
1:43:11
and Michelle said something along the lines of don't
1:43:14
say Gay laws protect children. And. I'm
1:43:16
like no, no, no, no, no, none other than
1:43:18
or know that's that's you're wrong. I.
1:43:20
Know Jasmine is like read up on
1:43:23
this and knows Janet says to Jason.
1:43:26
You. Know I'll stuff can be based in to
1:43:28
be harmful to certain communities. I just had
1:43:30
a Jasmine who I guess said to zach.
1:43:32
I. Said we were talking about this bill the don't
1:43:35
say gay and I think she might supported but
1:43:37
it's like i don't know. I was
1:43:39
like. Since. It's related to the
1:43:41
Lgbt community if you happen to hear
1:43:43
talking about it, And. Sense the same
1:43:45
thing I did. It might be like a
1:43:47
teachable moments. Okay so that's we find out
1:43:49
comes out. She. Was talking about this
1:43:51
that lead you down a path of thinking. potentially
1:43:54
this that to me makes sense and also I
1:43:56
love that she frames it as could be a
1:43:58
teachable moment. There are a lot. Teachable moment
1:44:00
that I have learned from random my life.
1:44:02
That's what friends do and you know we're
1:44:04
not all I. Pull. Little if
1:44:06
we don't know the ins and outs of
1:44:08
like political movements itself, we're just kind of
1:44:10
where we're wired by designed to just get
1:44:12
angry at things now before we even hear
1:44:14
what anything is about. So I love when
1:44:16
we frame things as a teachable moment instead
1:44:18
of you're wrong and fuck you like since
1:44:21
can be teachable, we can learn can As
1:44:23
as I never once thought Michelle was racist.
1:44:25
I wouldn't be of her friend if I
1:44:27
did. I. Got it's maybe got
1:44:29
swept up in do an algorithm the
1:44:31
maybe as teaching her. Some.
1:44:33
Things that are not true somehow that
1:44:35
that twisted. Well. If she believes
1:44:38
in don't say gay laws. Then. She
1:44:40
must be a Republican. And republicans are
1:44:42
racist. Is. From what I understand
1:44:44
how chris in when from point A to point
1:44:46
B. And. Cases are getting
1:44:48
in the future. Get to be somewhat cautious with anything
1:44:51
that could potentially get to Christen. When. She gets
1:44:53
information is if it's just not coming out. The.
1:44:56
Way that it's Mets. And jazz I
1:44:58
did not working for their needs to be an apology
1:45:00
and if she's not receptive and it's really light. On.
1:45:03
You to vote. On. This
1:45:05
jason. I. Hate to give men credit.
1:45:08
But this two sons had a head on his shoulders.
1:45:11
He's. Got a head on the shoulders. Like.
1:45:13
That may so much simpler. He sees a right. There
1:45:15
stay in the future maybe don't tell
1:45:17
proceed stuff like that Netflix people like
1:45:19
we the producer's like we gotta get
1:45:21
that fucking Jason allegories think and he's
1:45:23
thinking with his brain like no no
1:45:25
we need any as little tell Chris
1:45:27
and everything no no no no no.
1:45:30
Like. To me, that's it exactly. And also
1:45:32
I love what units as about getting swept
1:45:34
up in the algorithm. I mean, that's it.
1:45:36
And you're on any the social media sites,
1:45:39
you read one story for longer than you're
1:45:41
supposed to, you're just going to get fed
1:45:43
more shit like that. Like I literally clicked
1:45:45
on a dog video the other day of
1:45:47
this really cute para dogs that loved till
1:45:50
I jump in pools. Live. Jump
1:45:52
in his bag and and buster and is like
1:45:54
brother and his to really beautiful dogs and they
1:45:56
just like like to jump in his pool over
1:45:58
and over again and. I watched it like
1:46:00
three times because it made me laugh at night
1:46:03
and now all I get fed is Buster content.
1:46:05
Now that has nothing to do with Republicans or
1:46:07
racist, but I'm just telling you, you stop
1:46:09
on something for a little bit. The
1:46:12
algorithm just feeds you nothing but that. Now all
1:46:15
my TikTok is just literally that dog jumping into
1:46:17
a pool and I'm not mad at it, but
1:46:19
just thank God it's not anything really insane. Anyways,
1:46:23
okay, so we're getting ready for the party
1:46:25
after the commercial break and Janet looked up
1:46:27
the house that the dinner is going to
1:46:29
be at. It's a $20 million mansion
1:46:31
in the hills and she's like, it's going
1:46:33
to be fabulous. And she's like,
1:46:35
you're inviting Kristen Doherty to this place. I hope
1:46:38
you guys have like listing insurance. Kristen
1:46:40
will burn that motherfucker to the ground. And
1:46:43
then we zoom on over to Jesse and
1:46:45
Michelle's house. He's like, I have 18 bottles
1:46:47
of white wine, 50 beers, six bottles of
1:46:49
gin for the Negroni's. Okay,
1:46:51
Michelle, 12 bottles of Prosecco.
1:46:54
And she's like, that's funny. I mean, it's
1:46:56
important night for me. We're doing a Capri
1:46:58
theme. And she's like, for you or
1:47:00
for us, it's our party. And you're just a
1:47:03
guy wearing a suit. It's important to me, Michelle, because
1:47:05
you don't love Capri as much as I do. We're
1:47:08
about to throw this extremely expensive dinner
1:47:10
party at this beautiful listing we have.
1:47:12
It's going to be an homage to
1:47:15
the island Capri that I have fallen
1:47:17
in love with. Every year we go
1:47:19
to Capri, Capri in Italy, and
1:47:21
we see all the photos of them throughout the
1:47:23
years. Michelin starred restaurants, the
1:47:25
best hotels. If you want to go
1:47:27
to a place where all the billionaires
1:47:30
have their yachts parked, because that's who
1:47:32
you want to sell to, you got
1:47:34
to go to Capri. You
1:47:37
do not sit around in Long Beach Harbor. You
1:47:39
go, you don't want to sing parts. You go
1:47:41
to Capri in the summer. Let's
1:47:43
enjoy ourselves, Michelle. That's what
1:47:45
I'm saying, Jesse. This is a party and we are spending
1:47:47
money on it. This is not a party. This is
1:47:49
a sophisticated Capri. She's
1:47:52
like, stop saying sophisticated. But that's what it is, Michelle. It
1:47:54
is, but you don't want to say that. You
1:47:56
can have a sophisticated party without saying sophisticated.
1:48:00
Loved our backs that up your life good
1:48:02
session they're They're doing great Capri. C.
1:48:04
It with me Capri. Anyways,
1:48:07
Funky. Music plays were over a jackson Britain is
1:48:09
out there. Get ready. As like
1:48:12
where and power plants and that. And.
1:48:15
Jessica was the only a pre
1:48:17
I know was Capri, suns and
1:48:19
pretty like oh they're here for
1:48:21
these days it's hell. We.
1:48:23
See Danny and me addressed are pretty
1:48:25
skewed. their does a cute couple. He's.
1:48:29
Like I am so glad you're back home.
1:48:31
Humans are pumping that are t milk again.
1:48:33
We see their babies There are beautiful. Danny
1:48:36
says my weekend was insane while you're
1:48:38
gone and the kids were screaming and
1:48:41
crying the entire time we see twenty
1:48:43
hours earlier. them crying. it was rough.
1:48:45
And she's like, well, I was having a martini
1:48:48
in the lounge. When you're dealing with that, Good
1:48:50
for her. She deserves a martini in the lounge.
1:48:52
After given birth to twins, Are you kidding me?
1:48:54
Case or we can, I feel like I'm watching
1:48:56
selling sunset all the sudden we go to this
1:48:59
place. It really is a beautiful house. It's Jesse
1:49:01
himself, Capri, seem dinner. We. See little
1:49:03
place like menu set out it just does
1:49:05
really look perfect. I feel like Murray C
1:49:07
o a man's he's gonna come in like
1:49:10
I love being led. So this blaze let's
1:49:12
do it. Or I am I! Why these
1:49:14
dating Morgan Way nights. Anyways,
1:49:17
Zack. And Jasmine and
1:49:19
Jasmine girlfriend Melissa. They're
1:49:21
all driving. To. This
1:49:23
party. And. Jasmine says melissa
1:49:26
me A been together for about three years.
1:49:28
She's actually from my hometown. Maplewood.
1:49:30
New Jersey. She graduated with my brother so
1:49:32
like when she moved out here. sound like
1:49:35
a comparably guppies home. And for me
1:49:37
of always has been kind of a fluid firstenergy, been
1:49:39
sexually fluid. Ah, but I guess if you had to
1:49:41
put a label on it, I'm bisexual she says. I
1:49:44
saw them once we're at a party. They really
1:49:46
work you together which is awesome. But.
1:49:48
I gotta tell ya anybody on the show and
1:49:50
says it's just like your warned. Your. Warned
1:49:52
this: make sure your relationship a solid
1:49:55
so everybody is you know. Entering the
1:49:57
party really is like this whole theme.
1:50:00
The annual comes any like let's go
1:50:02
all right This is what I'm talking
1:50:04
about. This is amazing. That. Was
1:50:06
a sling. Overall, good guy. That
1:50:08
guy that brings energy like com
1:50:10
on. All right, no growing. That's
1:50:13
what I'm talking about. Everybody's hogging
1:50:15
before any kind of drama happens.
1:50:17
Everybody. Looks beautiful Britney than is
1:50:20
kind of purple flowing number. Ah,
1:50:23
Zoc is wearing beautiful linen. He's
1:50:25
they didn't just goes. I fucking
1:50:27
hate dressing up. And now when
1:50:29
I dress up in has to be linen. And.
1:50:32
Next, like I'm not rich enough to buy
1:50:34
a linen sued, I did have a linen
1:50:36
shirt. I mean, I'm sorry I'm
1:50:39
not rich enough. Whatever. It's
1:50:41
now night time. We learn
1:50:43
a little bit more about the house. Eighteen
1:50:46
point five million dollars? And.
1:50:49
You. Know they're getting the food so we cut the
1:50:52
luke increase in who haven't arrived at the party
1:50:54
at now. I was you with
1:50:56
reality show producers they always schedule the entrances you
1:50:58
seal on how's was a lot. And. I
1:51:00
wonder if they purposely had Christian and Loop
1:51:02
be the last people to arrive so that
1:51:05
way they could get like some nice shit
1:51:07
talking going on at the party before they
1:51:09
entered. Anyways, loose in the car and is
1:51:11
like I'm really hoping. Just for a peaceful
1:51:14
night is a nice fun dinner with everybody
1:51:16
and Christians like as Michelle and just you're
1:51:18
hosting this. I want to make sure that
1:51:20
I can sabbath quick conversation with her and
1:51:23
apologize about the are are we go back
1:51:25
to the party and Zoc is like Zach
1:51:27
talking to Janet's and acts like what I
1:51:29
think happen. Is. Kristen took nine different
1:51:31
conversations and put them together and Janet
1:51:34
says well what I need tonight. Is
1:51:36
for her to admit that she fully mixes up
1:51:38
and this was all her. So.
1:51:41
Christian and Luke Getting out of the car we have
1:51:43
intense music sex like oh my god she's here! And.
1:51:45
Just like I'm sure she'll come up like nothing's wrong.
1:51:48
So. High High High High
1:51:50
A tense music playing. And.
1:51:53
Intrinsic. Oh My. God. So Pretty. Just.
1:51:55
Goes, You know, I think Michelle has some
1:51:57
pretty tough skin, but coming from a first
1:51:59
generation. The Persian half Mexican. Whose.
1:52:02
Father escaped i run because
1:52:04
of religious persecution to be
1:52:06
labeled as racist. Is.
1:52:09
Just absurd he says in a talking head.
1:52:12
Chris. In the Hogs Michelle Guess I've
1:52:14
never seen you glamour glam. You look
1:52:16
gorgeous. Act like nothing happened. And
1:52:19
Chris because I just want to talk to you whenever
1:52:21
your and so yeah. Want. To go to the
1:52:23
first. Episode like you know in
1:52:25
a minute? let's not do that yet and
1:52:28
could like: Okay, let's odd. Okay, let's do
1:52:30
that. And Christian hugs and goes. I'm sorry,
1:52:32
I'm sorry. you know that right? Themselves.
1:52:35
Is smiling just on we cut
1:52:37
to commercial. Ah, To.
1:52:40
Everybody sit down for dinner as beautiful
1:52:42
table, brad, muscles, cheese, the whole thing,
1:52:44
the whole Italian bank and yeah she
1:52:46
was. Hey sweetheart, this is about as
1:52:48
close as you're going to Italy. You
1:52:50
hear that Bernie? I'm pretty like ha
1:52:52
ha ha ha ha giang your body.
1:52:54
Will you tell me I'm not gonna
1:52:56
do. Something. Is
1:52:59
classic. Jax Yolk. Server.
1:53:01
Is getting their foods in a
1:53:03
lot. I grabbed see indexes like
1:53:05
this is better than California Pizza
1:53:07
Kitchen or rides. I love it!
1:53:09
Jackson's just seems pasta with his
1:53:11
fingers. And. Yes, he's
1:53:14
like tears to everybody. I hope you
1:53:16
enjoy it. Lets cheers everybody Capri. And
1:53:19
mister those do you think this is those
1:53:21
civil everybody will be in one spot together.
1:53:24
And. Janet a sign of Britain and
1:53:26
goes. I don't think Christened realizes how mad
1:53:28
I am an miss as as well, which
1:53:30
is a little concerning and yet I guess
1:53:32
I didn't respond to any text message that
1:53:34
Christened descent did you? I'm sick of know
1:53:36
I have a Christmas just talking to Luke
1:53:38
kind of quietly at the table. Again, it's
1:53:40
like it's just unbelievable and a talking Head
1:53:42
Genesis Christened can ignore even the most obvious
1:53:44
of tensions and scenarios and pretend like nothing
1:53:46
is wrong. She's trained by early Vanderbilt rule
1:53:48
seasons. We see Chris I'm laughing at the
1:53:50
table going to cause it's super annoying about
1:53:53
some A that's just so flippantly ignoring. What's
1:53:55
going on? And
1:53:57
missiles like it's one thing to have a conversation with somebody
1:53:59
has another. Then to actually listen. To
1:54:02
the neo kind of. and for in that she doesn't
1:54:04
listen And django she's forty years old. She should know.
1:54:07
And Christened goes, does Israel inappropriate in a dinner
1:54:09
tables? you can hear what Janet saying. So
1:54:11
now we've started. And. You
1:54:13
know goes to be honest I missed the last
1:54:15
time everybody was together. a lot happen and I
1:54:18
personally would like to know. What's.
1:54:20
What Happened? What's going on? Ah,
1:54:24
And miss others. I think everybody's involved so
1:54:26
we might as well speak publicly. Because.
1:54:29
I think I'm tired of she said he said.
1:54:31
So. Overall, at one table we can all
1:54:33
be on the same page. Jesse Like here's my
1:54:36
Capri party going down the brain. Chemical.
1:54:38
Crysis decided to Michelle's to say that I said
1:54:40
Michelle was races. I have never thought in my
1:54:42
life. Let alone said out loud.
1:54:45
And. I don't know where that came from, but I
1:54:47
am so disgusted by it. And Chris goes.
1:54:49
it came. From Zach as acts like what's. His
1:54:52
voice it did not offer me.
1:54:54
Chris nfl all this information. Got
1:54:56
all of it completely mixed up. He says, i'm
1:54:59
talking that if you want to talk about a
1:55:01
shift still like there was no recipes, uses grabbing
1:55:03
numbers, Out like they were fucking Powerball.
1:55:06
The. Game of telephone Christians as was the
1:55:08
janitor Jasmine to Zach. The Me
1:55:10
and luke. That. You.
1:55:14
Were. Telling Jasmine. That.
1:55:16
She should be cautious of
1:55:19
Michelle. Because. He's
1:55:21
quote unquote republican and was that
1:55:23
insinuated at my house to look
1:55:25
and I that that would equal
1:55:27
races have engendered spaces aside. Oh
1:55:29
really, Oh really. And.
1:55:32
Or/and or homophobia I like the and
1:55:34
or Lassie and or and. Doesn't.
1:55:37
Like take my name out of it. I didn't have a
1:55:39
conversation with Janet this one at all. So that's what I'm
1:55:41
upset about. In. A significant I'm black
1:55:43
so I have experienced racism so to like have
1:55:45
a friend just throw it out so lightly like
1:55:48
it's nothing. That's not fair. And
1:55:50
it's not fair for Michelle. Software for me,
1:55:52
Software for the whole group. Jasmine.
1:55:54
Says and just shaking her head. And
1:55:57
Zegna talking as I know Michelle for a
1:55:59
while. Not homophobic and I love or
1:56:01
two pieces. I really hate that. Unfortunately, this
1:56:04
got said. I do. Critical.
1:56:06
What I want to immediately apologized
1:56:08
to Michelle for is that I
1:56:10
feel cornered. I thought cornered
1:56:12
and I should not. Have said those things out
1:56:15
Loud. I. Should write them in a
1:56:17
book know she said especially at your own. And
1:56:20
Jesse's just looking at her just because. Why
1:56:22
don't you see what you did and you
1:56:24
lied. Call is alive and don't call it
1:56:26
anything else. And critical. I don't I did
1:56:28
a critical, I did not lie And then
1:56:30
Lugosi. Calm down. Luke Man, The
1:56:32
That Woodsmen a Colorado Woodman and and
1:56:34
gets out of those. Whose. Calm
1:56:37
down and just good Excuse me. Excuse.
1:56:40
Me: And Luke and Designer goes
1:56:42
that that literal sack of shit. We.
1:56:45
see: Christians nibble. We're.
1:56:47
Back to the nipple twisting gates. He
1:56:49
keeps attacking her, he wasn't there. He doesn't know
1:56:51
what the fuck is talking about. That's right to
1:56:53
and those are big strikes. I don't know sports
1:56:55
but he says is a big search. Don't come
1:56:58
down, you're getting aggressive. Jesse. And.
1:57:00
Just sit the fuck up. A
1:57:03
new cause I swear to God what if you want
1:57:05
to talk to me? I go outside luke. You
1:57:07
walked in my house and critical to i
1:57:10
know what he's and just because stuff a
1:57:12
fuck up. Sit. The fuck up! And
1:57:14
looks dance off. Look is look is the first
1:57:16
person to get up in this group. You would
1:57:18
think it would. Be like one of
1:57:20
the women, but look, we sit
1:57:22
the fuck. You
1:57:24
walk into my house Dodi sit the
1:57:27
fuck up. The. S and Luke
1:57:29
a usurper thought of Jersey. Fuckin.
1:57:31
Lied, apologize, don't come at her and
1:57:33
Jackson was this is not gonna work
1:57:35
just as really quiet. As as
1:57:37
you see that seen anything. And
1:57:40
Michelle gets up and like it's all
1:57:42
of it's craziness. you guys. I'm
1:57:44
sure what is it near goes. It's a game of telephone.
1:57:46
In. A talking has like I feel like Christmas
1:57:49
trying to apologize but nobody was living earth. She
1:57:51
couldn't do anything right. It's an important see because.
1:57:53
I. See are making an effort and nothing.
1:57:55
Productive it's gonna come from at me as
1:57:58
as. Jenny. Goes well it seems. every. Like
1:58:00
I don't I don't. Trust worthy comes out
1:58:02
of your mouth. Goatee? And. Go To It. I. Didn't
1:58:04
make this up. It. Came
1:58:06
from south.says. And generous.
1:58:08
I'm done with crazy Christened. I've done. Critical.
1:58:11
Let's be honest, given my pass, I'm a pretty easy target
1:58:13
and we go applies back to two thousand and twelve. Of
1:58:16
her fighting with. Katie
1:58:19
and Stasi. Two thousand and thirteen.
1:58:21
Second, Death. Such a dick. Walk away. Suck
1:58:24
a dick. Two. Thousand and seventeen
1:58:26
when goat he's drunk and boils down. To
1:58:28
the hell am I supposed to make this better? If you
1:58:30
won't give me the opportunity, Maybe. The root of
1:58:32
this problem Christian says is that I'm honest to
1:58:35
a fault media and so on is this insists
1:58:37
that know that he fifties a fiver. And. He knows
1:58:39
that I'm right. We've. Lost back to that night
1:58:41
two nights ago. Where. Jesse said,
1:58:43
you're not wrong. I
1:58:46
wasn't always this way Christened says, but now
1:58:48
I'm just walking. Truth Serum I was in
1:58:50
a hoax is like. And yeah in
1:58:52
my rub, some people the right of the runway but here I am.
1:58:54
Take it or leave it. I love
1:58:57
that Christen The.is that I'm a truth
1:58:59
teller. Sometimes. You can't
1:59:01
is sometimes when I'm bay used in just
1:59:03
when I'm taking a shower of truth. Some
1:59:05
people don't like to shower. In truth, some
1:59:07
people don't even use water to shower. But
1:59:09
I shower in truth water. I love the
1:59:11
jury duty like and too powerful with the
1:59:13
truth. I spent so much
1:59:15
Screw that it makes but I like
1:59:17
this like I wasn't always this way.
1:59:19
I got bitten by a radioactive spider
1:59:22
that made me just spit. Truth Edu
1:59:24
Agenda: The The same goes if you
1:59:26
thought that I thought Michelle was racist.
1:59:29
Why? Wouldn't you call me? Adjacent
1:59:31
Grizzly. Why would you call dead? And.
1:59:35
Efforts: Kathy Griffin guilty goes well.
1:59:37
I'm sorry that brought it to
1:59:39
my front door to make Janet
1:59:41
look bad. Agenda. Goes: I don't
1:59:43
think he did. I think there's no on you. Kristen.
1:59:48
And Michelle Alagoas, you know the problem is
1:59:50
and then just he goes slammed the door.
1:59:52
Just everybody. sit the fuck up and let
1:59:54
Michelle talk. He. Slammed his
1:59:56
fist, Michelle. The Zach
1:59:59
the said he is not. That Janet says she
2:00:01
is not. So that I believe that everybody
2:00:03
this table. Would. Not be my friend
2:00:05
if they thought that. And
2:00:08
critical, I don't think I'm Michelle and missiles with. That's
2:00:10
what I said. And. Cycles. I
2:00:12
don't know how it became like I said The
2:00:14
Janet said that because that is completely not the
2:00:16
truth. He says have a dog unit. But I
2:00:18
will tell you this if you call someone a
2:00:20
republican in L A, that's a death sentence right
2:00:22
there. that is a social suicide. Also have you
2:00:24
say the carbs? you better be on the dl
2:00:26
if you're republican because you're not going to get
2:00:28
invited to anything. But. That's what
2:00:30
success. And since
2:00:33
the see suppose testicles you disrespected the
2:00:35
family name of by way I think
2:00:37
maybe some of the scenes and Michelle
2:00:39
with the potentially disrespecting the family name
2:00:41
you could with their he just talked
2:00:43
about how you can watch porn or
2:00:45
I don't know whatever. Anyways, just like
2:00:48
we run a business together. Okay,
2:00:51
Is. Something like that yourself, you are ruining
2:00:53
lives and Michelle does it talk, and he
2:00:55
goes Michelle, please, and he puts his hand.
2:00:58
You. Were thrown off the fucking show for
2:01:00
been an actual race is kristin all
2:01:02
might drop quiet. You. Hear the crickets
2:01:04
and Christmas? What the fuck did you spot me? A
2:01:07
Christians like I know that I made a mistake. By.
2:01:10
Robbie Michelle in The Something That Didn't Have to Do
2:01:12
with Her. But. Yes, he, he's
2:01:14
just trying to ruin my name. By.
2:01:16
Bringing up the most painful thing. That.
2:01:19
I've ever gone through. Did. You not
2:01:21
as I'm not a true statement Jesse says. She.
2:01:24
Says it's like that. I understand why Michelle is
2:01:26
upset. It is the worst thing in the world
2:01:28
to be labeled as anything, let alone a racist.
2:01:32
And. Nobody knows better than me because it happened
2:01:34
to me. And I was cancelled.
2:01:38
And. Christen to Satirize was probably the hardest
2:01:40
time in my entire life we see
2:01:43
of things splash over the screen. Christened
2:01:45
Dodi Fired over racist comments to Nine
2:01:47
Twenty Twenty. I'm
2:01:50
not proud of what I did and I'm sorry that I
2:01:52
heard people. But. I've learned from my mistakes.
2:01:54
These. are my friends sitting here they know my
2:01:56
past and all i want to do is pick
2:01:59
up the pieces and move on with my life. Be
2:02:01
a good person. And it's
2:02:04
like people finally gave me a chance again. She's crying
2:02:06
now. June 7 2020 Kristin Dodi
2:02:08
apologizes to former co star Faith Stowers and now
2:02:10
it's brought up all over again and I am
2:02:12
gonna have to relive it again. Kristin Dodi says
2:02:15
she's learning about unconscious bias after firing. Hope
2:02:19
that my whole life doesn't fall apart again. She
2:02:21
says crying. And Luke
2:02:23
stands up and goes, I'm not going to be a part of
2:02:25
this. Michelle goes, you should go. And Jack's
2:02:29
just lowers his head. Everybody
2:02:32
just looks nonplussed
2:02:35
to be continued it says.
2:02:37
That's a really dark ending and I
2:02:39
hope they let that scene play out a
2:02:41
little bit more on episode four tonight. I
2:02:44
hope they just don't go, oh, last night
2:02:46
was crazy and then we just see little
2:02:48
clips of last night. But that's
2:02:50
really the reality of that situation.
2:02:52
I'm glad they are bringing that up. But I
2:02:55
also think you know it happened. You know,
2:02:57
Kristin says it happened to me what happened
2:02:59
to you because of things that you did.
2:03:01
And I hope that was like, you know,
2:03:03
they edited maybe that part of her saying
2:03:05
that out. Because Kristin has admitted she did
2:03:07
these things that brought this on. But I do
2:03:09
believe there is a world in which you can learn
2:03:11
from your mistakes. You can come back. I mean, at
2:03:13
least I hope you can. I mean,
2:03:15
for everybody. But that's
2:03:18
a really serious conversation to have in episode
2:03:20
three of a new series. So I'm really
2:03:22
fascinated to see where this goes. But also,
2:03:24
I just love the Jesse standing up for
2:03:26
his wife. In the course of that he
2:03:28
literally slams the table and tells her to
2:03:31
shut up. I mean, this is just the
2:03:33
blind leading the blind. And it has some
2:03:35
of my favorite moments in
2:03:37
reality television, which is usually based around
2:03:39
people being hypocritical. So chef's kiss
2:03:41
to the valley. I cannot wait to see episode
2:03:43
four. I mean, this thing is a mess. It
2:03:46
is a mess. So guys, I know this was
2:03:48
an extra long episode. But I kind of needed
2:03:50
to talk it out. I needed to exercise some
2:03:52
demons. So thank you for being with with me
2:03:55
today. I hope you got some laughs out of
2:03:57
this. And I can't wait to talk to
2:03:59
you for the rest of the week. We got
2:04:01
a Vanderpump Rules recap. We'll get a Valley recap
2:04:03
over on the Patreon. We'll be doing a Summer
2:04:05
House recap, which last week's Summer House was excellent.
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I am loving this season
2:04:10
of Summer House so, so much. But if you
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like this show, always remember to consider rating it
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join the Patreon if you want. Tell your friends
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about this. And I appreciate you
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being here, as always. And if there's anybody
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you want me to talk to, you can
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always email SoBadIt'[email protected]. And we can
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hopefully have them on the show. Okay. I love you
2:04:29
guys. SoBadIt'sGood is a Betches Media
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production. The show is hosted and
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produced by me, Ryan Bailey, with
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Meditza Lopez and Sandra Fryer. Additional
2:04:39
support provided by Sean Kilby, Jorge
2:04:41
Morales-Pico, and Rebecca Steinberg. Guest booking
2:04:44
by Allie Friedlander. Video promotion by
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Laura Valencia. Be sure to send
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