This week, Ethan tells a tale of demons and pigs. Heather shares the story of the Fox Sisters. Email your stories at [email protected]! SendUsMasks listener deal.Support the showSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpo

Ep 61 The Slug Zone

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 19m

This week, Heather tells the tale of Saul being a hypocrite and seeing a medium in disguise. Ethan shares a story of a youth pastor friend and a girlfriend swap. Email your stories at [email protected]! SendUsMasks listener deal.Supp

Ep 60 Man, Woman and Child

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 28m

Good Monday, listeners! This week, Ethan explores the Year of Jubilee mentioned in Leviticus. Heather talks about Indigenous Peoples' Day and the life of Shawnee religious and political figure, Tenskwatawa. SendUsMasks listener deal!Support the

Ep 59 Innie Energy

Oct 5th, 2020 1h 13m

This week, Heather tells the story of Saint Francis and the Catholic tradition of blessing your pets. Ethan explores the Christian-ism of testimonials. Email us at [email protected] to have your stories read. Get 50% off your first b

Ep 58 Hot Young Latina

Sep 28th, 2020 1h 12m

Ethan tells the story of the Wall of Jericho. Heather shares her thoughts on scary movies. Email us your stories at [email protected] to have it read on the show. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the show (htt

Ep 57 In The Pocket

Sep 21st, 2020 1h 8m

Heather talks (and sings) about our favorite wee little man, Zacchaeus. Ethan talks about speaking in tongues. Send your stories to [email protected] and we'll read them on the podcast! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohel

Ep 56 Car Stuff

Sep 14th, 2020 50m 7s

Ethan celebrates Back to School with stories of young Jesus causing problems for his teachers. Heather shares her list of "promotion sunday" events held at her church growing up. Email us at [email protected] to get your stories hear

Ep 55 Old Crater

Sep 7th, 2020 1h 15m

This week, Heather indulges us with a story from American history and Ethan gets pegged in a game of dodgeball by a war vet. We've got listener mail and Ethan's ability to do math is criticized. Send in your stories at sohelpmegodpodcast@gmail.

Ep 54 The Job Table-read

Aug 31st, 2020 59m 24s

This week, we explore Ethan's imaginative take on the Book of Job with a game of golf between God and Satan. Email us at [email protected] to get your stories read. Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com. Get your FREE Expr

Ep 53 Head of the Household

Aug 24th, 2020 1h 2m

Heather tells the story of Jeremiah getting thrown in the cistern. Ethan shares his undeniable happenings of a Christian Male Friendship. If you’re enjoying the show please leave a review. Send your stories to [email protected]!Get 5

Ep 52 Mahogany Monogamy

Aug 17th, 2020 1h 14m

This week, Ethan tells the unbelievable tales from the Book of Proverbs and Heather shares a checklist for women. Have a story to share? Email us at [email protected] Get 50% off your first book at AudioBooksNow.com.Support the sho

Ep 51 World Wide Warbler Web

Aug 3rd, 2020 1h 18m

This week, Heather tackles demons and Ethan shares his thoughts on predestination. If you're enjoying the show please rate, review, and subscribe. Email us at [email protected] to get your stories told. Get 50% off your first book a

Ep 50 It's Their Pleasure

Jul 27th, 2020 1h 23m

On a very special episode 50, Ethan tells the story of dream interpretations and the severe punishment for getting it wrong. Heather shares a great fear of getting spit on by spewing pastors. And we talk about some of our favorite SHMG moments.

Ep 49 I Feel Like A Kangaroo

Jul 20th, 2020 1h 3m

Heather tells a story from the Good Book of Jezebel putting on her makeup in the midst of a fight. Ethan shares a memory of a pastor sharing too much information about a bride and groom to be. Email us at [email protected] or DM us

Ep 48 I Bathe In Pizza

Jul 6th, 2020 59m 56s

This week on SHMG, Ethan discusses the possibilities (and probably not's) of Jesus's appearance. Heather has a game for Sam, "is this a book of the bible?" Email your stories at [email protected]. Rate! Review! Subscribe!Support the

Ep 47 The Gift

Jun 29th, 2020 1h 18m

This week, Heather and Ethan shake things up and discuss what they learned during a virtual workshop with one of their biggest influencers. To share your stories, please email us at [email protected] or dm us on Facebook. Support the

Ep. 46 He Said, She Said, Whale Said

Jun 22nd, 2020 1h 14m

Heather tells us about some people who got Jonah'd (swallowed by a whale and lived to smell about it). Ethan shares about the times, plural, that he engaged in the ceremonial act of washing another person's feet. Have you been swallowed by a wh

Ep 45 Frank Synopsis

Jun 15th, 2020 1h 9m

Ethan takes us back to bizarre times as he tells us about a jealous pope living in the 9th century. Heather brings up the burning question on every church kids' mind: "If I had gotten saved later in life would I have had more fun in my younger

Ep 44 Horse Success

Jun 8th, 2020 54m 30s

On SHMG, Heather changes course and tells folklore about magical toads. Ethan shares a story from his teen years at "persecution night".Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

Ep 43 The Singing Jar

Jun 1st, 2020 1h 6m

This week, Ethan shares a story from the bible about angels fornicating with humans. Heather tells of the times she tried to participate in the raising of "holy hands."Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/sohelpmegodpod)

Ep 42 Ben Franklin's Glasses

May 26th, 2020 1h 3m

Howdy Ho, listeners! This week Heather tells the probably not so true story of Peter healing his "palsied" daughter and Ethan shares some secret, definitely illegal, ventures during his adolescence. Watch the episode on our YouTube channel. Ra

Ep 41 The Color Puce

May 18th, 2020 1h 2m

This week, Ethan tells of Joseph's incredible talent for dream interpretations and Heather has a round of "is this a christian or secular song". Have a funny church story you'd like us to share? Email us at [email protected]

Ep 40 Smells Like Old Pennies

May 11th, 2020 1h 4m

The Bible has some things to say about menstruation and Heather gives us the highlights. Ethan dusts off an old highly depressing poem he wrote and the two discuss the savior complex. Got a story for us? Write in at [email protected]

Ep 39 Yogurt Enema

May 5th, 2020 1h 7m

Ethan tells a story outside the bible about Dr. Kellogg, a Seventh-day Adventist, and his anti-sexscapade. Heather shares the time she was a republican and attended a Sarah Palin rally. Send us your stories at [email protected] or dm