Since not even Google Assistant will scan the content of this podcast, consider this a safe space for your hosts to prefer the comedic stylings of A.I. assisted dating in the new HBO Max original SUPERINTELLIGE to the endless complaining of on

Ten Years Later: LOVE & OTHER DRUGS

Dec 22nd, 2020 22m 5s

Grandpa Jairo officially joins the show to defend himself against impotence.That's the episode.Also it's the ten year anniversary(ish) of Ed Zwick's LOVE & OTHER DRUGS. You may not know who Mr. Zwick is, nor should you care because in this f

Two Years Later: WIDOWS

Dec 4th, 2020 29m 9s

We get our act together from the De Palma trash for a more serious minded thriller in Steve McQueen's WIDOWS. This includes playing "which of the WIDOWS has the best scowl and/or would go on a date with me?" and to answer such pressing questio

Eighteen Years Later: FEMME FATALE

Dec 3rd, 2020 29m 27s

Noted buzzkill of lesbian activity everywhere, our guest David Giannini of A PODCAST DIRECTED BY joins the show to continue being an absolute downer at what is most assuredly the best film of 2002 in Brian De Palma's FEMME FATALE.That is of c

Sixty Years Later: BUTTERFIELD 8

Dec 2nd, 2020 30m 47s

We are joined on this episode by Elizabeth Taylor enthusiast Derek Stewart of THE GRAND GESTURE to discuss sex positive attitudes and overly enthusiastic car chases being a dangerous but titillating combination for the sixty year anniversary

Five Years Later: STEVE JOBS

Dec 2nd, 2020 28m 29s

Five years after its critical success and box-office failure one of your hosts is still waiting on Verizon to deliver his new iPhone but at least he got to enjoy Michael Fassbender as STEVE JOBS. We try to keep the penis talk to a minimum howe

Thirteen Years Later: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL

Nov 30th, 2020 25m 44s

Thirteen years ago the world was introduced to the sweetest romance a man can have with a sex doll in LARS AND THE REAL GIRL. On this episode we celebrate what society deems socially acceptable and somewhat cute AS LONG AS the quirky character

Forty Years Later: THE ELEPHANT MAN

Nov 29th, 2020 19m 29s

We object to the public medical examinations conducted by Sir (questionable) Anthony Hopkins in THE ELEPHANT MAN and wonder if getting naked would have turned the tables on all those jerks in this 1980 David Lynch film.Our conclusion? Yes. Mo

One Year Later: JOKER

Nov 13th, 2020 31m

One year later the joke is on us because Todd Phillips' JOKER has not improved. So instead we talk about kinky sex in a refrigerator (take that, Indiana Jones!) and how the only people that like clowns are those who still prefer death and appa

Fifteen Years Later: A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

Nov 2nd, 2020 26m 36s

Small town life suits us just fine. Nobody bothers us. Nobody listens to this podcast. We are basically carbon copies of Viggo Mortensen. Penis and all.Enjoy the fifteen year anniversary of A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE!Support what we do with bonus

Thirty Years Later: MILLER'S CROSSING

Oct 31st, 2020 28m 3s

There's just nothing like the sass of John Turturro. But heaven knows that we try. We remain the only podcast with the GUTS to challenge Kevin Spacey to fisticuffs, think that Jon Polito would make for the best boss, and question the misanthro

Twenty-Five Years Later: SEVEN

Oct 2nd, 2020 33m 23s

On September 22, 1995 the world was unaware that there was soon to be a new contender for the greatest buddy cop comedy of all time... and perhaps that's because this a very misleading description of David Fincher's SEVEN. However before all o

Fifty Years Later: FIVE EASY PIECES

Oct 1st, 2020 27m 7s

An iconic performance from Jack Nicholson in FIVE EASY PIECES opened fifty years ago on September 12, 1970 and when you are talking about a genuine classic piece of cinema like this you must mention:Nicholson's hair may be flanked but it's not

Five Years Later: A WALK IN THE WOODS

Sep 30th, 2020 26m 30s

Many people (okay, probably just Grandpa Jairo) have tried to interfere with one host's love for Nick Nolte in A WALK IN THE WOODS since it stormed cinemas five years ago on September 2, 2015. They have failed.And this podcast definitely won

One Year Later: READY OR NOT

Sep 29th, 2020 25m 30s

On August 21, 2019 some idiot listened to his family of dorks and decided to play games with his new bride... and didn't even have a proper gaming chair to Twitch. As a country we have to come to terms that we will never understand the rich an

Twenty Years Later: THE CELL

Sep 20th, 2020 30m 36s

On this episode you will be thankful to make a twenty year anniversary trip back into THE CELL with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn as opposed to entering the minds of your hosts which include a lot more T & A but definitely not the hair stylin

Fifteen Years Later: THE SKELETON KEY

Aug 31st, 2020 31m 46s

For the fifteenth anniversary of THE SKELETON KEY we mainly talk about Kate Hudson's butt and the integrity of the movie channel STARZ.Support what we do with bonus content and early episodes on PatreonListen: Apple Podcasts/Podbean/Spotify

Twenty-Five Years Later: VIRTUOSITY

Aug 5th, 2020 31m 22s

On August 4, 1995 the world thankfully ignored a film with Russell Crowe dancing in the buff and fingering Denzel Washington in a dystopian future that is almost as bad as the world we currently live in. Enjoy our episode on VIRTUOSITY!Support

Twenty-Five Years Later: THE NET

Jul 31st, 2020 33m 27s

Twenty-five years ago on July 28, 1995 the world watched as America's sweetheart Sandy B. was terrorized by a man who hunts sharks with a silencer and creeps on the ladies with the even deadlier weapon of a Dell. Thankfully we can learn from th

Ten Years Later: WINNEBAGO MAN

Jul 28th, 2020 31m 49s

There once was a time (specifically July 9, 2010) when the world... well, the world largely ignored the release of a feature length documentary on a public freakout video. However now may be the time for WINNEBAGO MAN as kids everywhere flock t

Ten Years Later: PREDATORS

Jul 26th, 2020 32m 20s

Adrien Brody will beat you up. Or so they tried to convince us ten years ago with the release of PREDATORS on July 9, 2010. Your hosts were puzzled and upset.Nothing has changed.Support what we do with bonus content and early episodes on Patr

Three Years Later: GIRLS TRIP

Jul 15th, 2020 44m 46s

With JAWS hitting a little too close to home about the dangers of opening up too soon we decided to go with a different movie for our Fourth of July watching. One that reflects a more positive aspect of our lives. A promotion for our future reb

Forty-Five Years Later: THE DROWNING POOL

Jul 13th, 2020 35m 57s

We congratulate ourselves on managing to talk about such sacred cinema in Steven Spielberg's JAWS by immediately turning to a forgotten released five days later in the Paul Newman starring THE DROWNING POOL. This sequel to a 60s P.I. film confu

Forty-Five Years Later: JAWS

Jun 29th, 2020 37m

In the age of COVID-19 one host just has to accept that he can excuse the Mayor of Amity Island because the man has fantastic hair and is a snappy dresser. The other host would like to talk about nipples. Also this JAWS movie is a masterpiece a

Forty Years Later: THE BLUE LAGOON

Jun 26th, 2020 37m 58s

On the nineteenth and twentieth of June in the year of our Lord 1980 the coastal elites got their chance to see young adults (really young) discover sex for the first time in THE BLUE LAGOON. This uncomfortable bit of marketing a fourteen year