After a long slumber, remembering only the whisper of an anemic offense, lack of creativity, and the worst start in franchise history, Garth Lagerway took an ayawuasca journey to Peru. Upon the mountain top, he had a vision: sign a forward, or you'll Rui-the-day(az) you faltered.....Anyway the Sounders were really bad, got really good, then crashed out of the playoffs! IT'S THE OFFSEASON. STAY WARM WITH HOT TAKES