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listening to Sophia with an F. But

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I think I'm in the mood for a quickie. What

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do you think? I

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told you I would never ever ever

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ever ever be the bitch that lies

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about getting shit done to

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my face or my body or what have you. Ever.

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Hi it's mini Monday it's Sophia with

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an F and I just

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hope you guys are listening to this first thing in

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the morning on your way to work. I don't know

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when I used to work at Morgan Stanley and wanted

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to blow my brains out. Podcasts

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in the morning on

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my way to work while I was taking the

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subway were like a lifeline. So

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I just want to give you like a

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little update story time. Let's see

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where do we begin. Let's start with like

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a little weekend recap. Most

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of my weekends look the same. I

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usually spend Friday working pretty

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late and then

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what happens is is

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the resurrection

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of Christ. And I

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don't want to compare

4:07

myself to Jesus Christ.

4:09

I'll let other people

4:11

do that. I go

4:14

into a coma and

4:17

I don't really fully wake

4:19

up from it until Monday

4:21

morning. It's like a

4:24

bear in hibernation. And I

4:26

understand this is the hottest

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I'm going to look like

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I probably have a few good years left.

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And I'm young and I should be meeting

4:35

my husband and I should be living it

4:37

up on the weekends. The thing is, I

4:40

kind of have an excuse. One

4:43

being, I live it

4:45

up during the week. The

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reason why I die over

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the weekend is

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I think there's a few factors. My

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sleep schedule is fucked. So I will try

4:57

to make up for it during

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the weekend. And

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making up for just one night

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of really bad sleep, which we

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all know I'm getting multiple nights

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like that. You can't

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really catch up on the weekend. However,

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my ora ring, if

5:19

I were to pull up some

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of my sleep measurements

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or whatever, my sleep score

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after the weekend,

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I like want to pull it up right now.

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I'm talking 18 hours at

5:33

a time, then a four hour

5:35

nap, then it will be

5:38

14 hours at a time. Like, can

5:40

I really just pull this up right

5:42

now? Because it's people don't believe me.

5:44

My friends and family will be

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like, where are you? Are

5:49

you okay? And you know what? They all

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assume I was

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out till 5am doing

5:56

Molly and ketamine and like, you

5:59

know, getting shit and da da da and it's

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like that no

6:03

longer exists. When I say

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like I'm in a coma over

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the weekend, I'm in a coma.

6:09

I'm awake for a few hours

6:12

at a time and that's usually

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me like half like eyes wide,

6:16

eyes wide half open shut whatever

6:18

the fuck they are closed, walking to

6:20

the fridge, eating, scarfing something

6:22

down, watching Real Housewives of Salt

6:25

Lake City and boom. So

6:28

that's been my weekend ritual

6:30

if you will call it

6:33

for the last little while but

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we are gonna get that fixed

6:37

okay. I think I'm you know

6:39

skipping around the main thing which

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is I got

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my first beauty

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enhancement done. I

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thought it was about time but I want

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to walk you guys through it because I

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posted this thing on my Instagram story a

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few weeks ago and I'm

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like in this doctor's office and

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I post and I just

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wrote like I'm thinking about getting this procedure done

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but I'm just not really sure about it. I

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don't know I want to think it over before

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I like tell you guys what it is and

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you guys you know blast my

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inbox or whatever with all of

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your views on it which I

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love your views. I just I

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like to make mine well

7:24

informed decision and then

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let everyone come in and talk me

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out of it you know what I'm

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saying. You

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know what J's are good for a

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drink the ones that end in Y

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you know the ones that

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I know we've all tried

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the next morning scary's hangover

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you name it, I've tried all

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even flinch thinking about what the

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was prepared specifically with

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to recovery I

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initially made

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a consultation with

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a plastic surgeon to get

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I don't think any of you

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could guess like in a million

9:40

years what it was earlobe repair

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you probably

9:45

never noticed my ears because

9:47

there's really nothing to notice

9:49

I have noticed though

9:52

when I wear super heavy earrings

9:54

I'm talking like this the fucking

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ones that are super in fashion

9:59

right now super on

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trend. I have

10:03

one ear lobe, I can't

10:06

remember if it's my left or right, and it

10:08

will hang down lower,

10:11

it will like, sod down lower

10:13

than my other ear. And it

10:16

would really bother me and I never

10:21

wear my hair down, which I wish I could,

10:23

I wish I knew how to do a blowout

10:25

at home, but I just fucking don't. And

10:28

so I was like, you

10:30

know what, I want to just get something done.

10:32

I think it was also me just being antsy

10:35

and like all these girls getting

10:37

shit done and looking better and like taking

10:39

care of themselves and I'm like, you know

10:41

what, I'm gonna start with the earlobe since

10:44

I'm being such a pussy. So

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I go see the surgeon, I show her my ears,

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she's like, okay, let me guess, like

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you slept, you sleep with your earrings

10:55

in or da da da da, and

10:58

I'm like, yeah, sometimes

11:00

I really think it like stems

11:02

from my ratchet days when I

11:05

would wear just these huge

11:07

hoops and then sleep in them

11:09

or like throw

11:12

clothes on over, take my clothes off

11:14

and it would just like rip, you

11:16

know, it just like tear my

11:19

earring hole. And she looked at

11:21

it and she said, I see

11:24

what you're talking about. I'm gonna be

11:26

real with you. No one else

11:28

on the planet would notice this.

11:32

So I was like, okay,

11:36

I really like your style because you're

11:38

complimenting me and telling me there's nothing

11:40

wrong with me. And

11:43

I love when I

11:45

talk to a surgeon, I'm making

11:48

it sound like I'm just like in and out of these like

11:51

consultations with surgeons. I've been to

11:53

one maybe one or two. I've

11:58

gone with a bunch of my friends for a booth. job

12:00

or whatever and nine times out of

12:02

ten I see these surgeons they're like

12:05

yep yep I totally see what you're talking

12:07

about let's go ahead and do it I think

12:09

this is what we can do and

12:12

for this lady to look at me and be like so I

12:15

see we were talking about this is

12:17

something we definitely could fix you do

12:19

have you know like a

12:21

scar and a little bit of a

12:23

rip but no one would

12:26

notice this but you and

12:28

so that made me trust this surgeon

12:31

right away let

12:33

me add this is

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the hottest plastic

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surgeon woman dr.

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Laffer shout out I was

12:43

like hold on how old

12:45

are you why are you

12:47

that hot and I'm asking

12:50

how old you are a because

12:53

you look so young but I'm

12:55

asking that because I just assume

12:57

once your surgeon you've

13:00

been through the fucking ringer in medical school

13:02

and did it and she was like

13:06

you know I don't vape because

13:09

you threw that one in my face we had

13:11

we had like a fun little relationship she

13:13

was like I'm not doing dry January that

13:15

was another reason I trusted her she

13:18

was just cool as fuck so she

13:20

tells me that we're

13:22

gonna do the ears and I

13:25

put a deposit down and that

13:27

meant I couldn't wear earrings for

13:29

six weeks and then I

13:31

was like you know what I'm gonna ask the

13:33

question I've been wanting to ask even

13:35

though this surgeon does rhinoplasty

13:37

and things like that

13:40

and I asked her if she does Botox and

13:43

she said she does and I

13:46

was like if I

13:49

am going to get Botox

13:51

done I want

13:53

a surgeon doing it like I want top

13:55

of the line top notch I don't care

13:57

if I have to pay five

13:59

times I'm not going on

14:01

Groupon. I'm not like, you know,

14:03

even taking a friend's referral. I

14:06

want a surgeon doing it. So

14:09

I'm like, wait a sec. Let's talk

14:11

Botox. She says she looks my face.

14:13

She's like, we could do very, very,

14:16

very minimal. I asked her if I

14:18

should get filler for like the under

14:20

eye. She says absolutely fucking

14:22

not. That's another reason why I

14:24

trusted her. And

14:27

so I left her office.

14:30

I did some debating. I really went back

14:32

and forth, back and forth. And

14:35

your bitch finally

14:37

got Botox.

14:42

I'm like so nervous. Okay.

14:44

This guy I've been seeing on again, off

14:46

again. Like it's

14:48

been the same story for a year or

14:51

two now. I told him I was going

14:53

to get it. He did what every guy

14:55

does. And he's like, don't like do that

14:57

to your face. That's crazy. Don't do it.

15:00

I told this man, I was

15:02

getting a lash lift. And he

15:04

responded as if I told him I

15:06

like I was getting like my an

15:09

eyeball transplant. I don't

15:11

think men understand what these

15:13

different procedures even mean. So

15:16

I started I was just laughing

15:18

because he probably

15:21

is going to be coming over

15:23

maybe tonight. I don't know. And

15:26

I kind of just don't

15:28

want to tell him and I want to see if

15:30

he notices shit. That's fun

15:32

for me. So I got the Botox

15:34

done. I know it takes like a week

15:38

or two to like really settle in. It's

15:40

my third day, which I heard is when

15:42

it really sets in. I

15:45

definitely been noticing a dramatic

15:48

difference. By the way, I

15:51

only did a teeny tiny

15:53

bit of like minimal Botox

15:56

in the forehead and

15:58

like right in between. the eyebrows. I

16:00

didn't touch like the rest of my face. I

16:03

don't know how many units she put in. I

16:05

mean, my forehead is probably like 28. But

16:09

I think I look hot as fuck. And

16:11

I think I'm going to be a whore

16:14

for all injectables and all procedures. And

16:16

you're going to see me on botched in like

16:18

a year from now. So

16:21

yeah, guys, I'm

16:23

really excited about it. I told you

16:26

I would never ever ever ever

16:28

ever be the bitch that lies about getting

16:30

shit done to my face and

16:32

my body or what have you ever.

16:35

And there you go. Cheers

16:37

to Botox and being

16:40

hotter than ever before. Although I

16:42

am a little bit scared that in two weeks,

16:44

it's going to be even more intense and my

16:46

face is going to be frozen and then I'm

16:48

going to really freak out. But with that flute,

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our mini is mini and I

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love you guys so much and I will

16:55

talk to you next week. Bye.