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3:21

But I think I'm in the mood for a quickie.

3:24

What do you think? I

3:31

am telling you within 30 seconds,

3:34

these two dudes, both

3:37

gorgeous. One of

3:39

them from Australia, one of them from

3:41

LA. Sit

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down next to us. Actually, it's been blended. It doesn't really matter, but

3:45

like tiny matters. I don't know. I don't know if I could believe

3:48

from that time. Hi,

4:02

Sloots. Hi, everybody. Welcome to

4:04

Mini Monday. I have a

4:06

little mini episode in store

4:09

for you. I

4:12

am a tad trepidatious jumping

4:14

into this episode because

4:16

I feel like I'm doing it

4:19

in front of an audience, which

4:21

is ironic because I am recording

4:23

for all of you guys. But

4:27

I also just don't trust

4:29

the bitches in the hallway. And

4:32

if you're listening bitches in the hallway, well,

4:35

I hope you enjoy the fucking show and please

4:38

subscribe. I feel like

4:40

I'm living in a college dorm. There

4:42

is just in and

4:45

out traffic constantly. I don't

4:48

know if 12 people

4:50

live in the apartment right across

4:52

from me, but the door is

4:54

opening and shutting

4:56

every five minutes. And

4:59

I do think that

5:01

we should get into this

5:03

many because it is a

5:06

sloot university. How

5:08

fucking ironic that I

5:11

was just talking about

5:14

my building feeling like

5:16

a college dorm. And

5:18

this week it's a sloot university.

5:21

You can't make this shit up.

5:23

This sloot university, it's going

5:26

to be a little bit different.

5:28

I'm not talking dating. I'm not

5:31

talking bettering yourself in this sense

5:33

of like your mental. I

5:35

am talking about your wardrobe and

5:37

your clothing and your style and

5:40

what it says about you. Most

5:43

importantly, I'm talking about how

5:45

if you dress down and

5:48

wear sweats to

5:50

the bar, you are more

5:52

likely to have a dude hit on

5:55

you and let

5:57

that sink in. This concept isn't new. at

6:00

all. If I

6:02

recall, Drake is the

6:04

one who said sweatpants, hair tied,

6:07

chilling with no makeup on, that's

6:09

when you're the prettiest. I

6:11

hope that you don't take it wrong. So

6:14

this isn't a new thing. I've

6:16

thought about this a million times.

6:18

I have evidence that

6:21

supports this claim. I just

6:23

think we need to dig

6:26

a little bit deeper into

6:28

it because there's different

6:30

types of comfy

6:32

because I've

6:35

dressed comfy before

6:37

and I can tell

6:39

you that that version

6:42

of comfy would not

6:44

be getting me a date in any

6:47

fucking lifetime. Like

6:50

there's a comfy of me

6:52

and my brother running to

6:54

Southtown Mall in Utah where

6:56

I'm wearing the Christmas PJs

6:58

that my mom got me

7:01

with uggs that are

7:04

hers that have been in the

7:06

mudroom closet for 20 years

7:08

and are collapsed over

7:10

and have

7:13

like all the snow fucking

7:15

white stains all over them.

7:17

Yeah, there's that kind of

7:19

comfy look and

7:22

then there's the comfy look where

7:24

it's I just left

7:26

yoga and

7:28

these leggings happen to just shape

7:30

and lift my ass in

7:34

the best way and I'm

7:36

wearing the little shrug with my

7:39

outfit. You guys know what the

7:41

fucking shrug is which I

7:43

thought was hysterical and I

7:45

didn't understand it unless you

7:48

were a ballerina. Like

7:50

why do you need a long

7:53

sleeve shirt just missing the

7:55

shirt part? It's like

7:57

basically a tube that just covers your chest.

8:00

Two Arms Now I'm obsessed

8:02

with that because I think

8:04

it's the cutest should averse

8:06

by if you're wearing.sinochem fees

8:08

and the platform minis and

8:10

your hair is like, you

8:12

know, tied up in a

8:14

ponytail by a ponytail you

8:16

sent some time on and

8:18

maybe a little bronzer. Those

8:20

are two different types of

8:23

comfy. And I think it's

8:25

really important if I can point that out

8:27

because the first kinds. The. Kind

8:29

where you actually did not

8:31

look in the mirror before

8:33

leaving your house and you

8:35

catch a glimpse of yourselves.

8:38

Ah, this. Forty Dollars You

8:40

plays Forty Dollars or Less

8:42

plays and you look in

8:44

the mirror and you see

8:46

yourself. Holy say I allowed

8:48

myself to go outside like

8:50

this and then would cheer

8:52

brother and he agrees with

8:54

you and is laughing his

8:56

ass off. Yeah that's a

8:58

different set but I've been

9:00

in the other Heineken see

9:02

where? You. Know I

9:05

don't have like the

9:07

Britney Spears mascara running

9:09

down my eyes. Rock.

9:12

Soon set and.

9:15

It's. It's worked for me. And

9:18

there's two separate instances I can

9:20

think of that standouts Me One

9:22

of them was when I first

9:25

moved to New York. I had

9:27

no friends, knew no one. I

9:29

was on my way that the

9:32

jam. It was summer time, it

9:34

was late at night. I was

9:36

wearing leggings, a sports bra, Probably.

9:40

Like a little zip up a

9:42

hoodie and sneakers. hair slicked back

9:44

into a bind. Not this. snacks

9:46

to middle par. Haley Bieber Bella

9:49

Hadid been. I'm zoc in the

9:51

been that you do when you

9:53

actually just don't want your hair

9:55

in your face and you don't

9:58

care that you look like. People

10:01

say cone had and there

10:03

were these to do Woods

10:05

in this car and they

10:07

roll down the window Invited

10:10

me into their vehicle to

10:12

go to the bar and

10:14

they were like why the

10:16

soccer you in the gym

10:18

at midnight and because I'm

10:21

such a smart responsible curl

10:23

I was late. Such

10:25

Yeah ha! Let's

10:27

go to the bar. So the

10:29

young me. Where. I do

10:31

that today. Probably

10:34

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10:36

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12:19

some same so drive up

12:21

from San Diego and like

12:23

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12:25

and I had just finished

12:27

a super long day. Words

12:29

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12:31

boss so did all he

12:33

we went to this like

12:35

burger joints. And instead of

12:38

heading back up to the realm

12:40

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12:42

to do a little night top.

12:44

let's hang out in the lobby

12:46

of the hotel and just got

12:48

a couple drinks and we actually

12:50

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12:52

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or use Sure you

12:57

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13:00

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13:04

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13:06

and I am telling you

13:08

within thirty seconds. These to

13:10

do with both. Words

13:12

is one of them from

13:15

Australia, one of them from

13:17

allay. Sit down

13:19

next was actually this from London?

13:22

It doesn't really matter, but like sign a

13:24

matters like. An Oh no. Another

13:26

sexy guy from London that Australia.

13:30

And I was like sign of looking

13:32

around and looking alley and we were

13:34

thinking the same thing. What the fuck

13:36

is going on. Bears.

13:39

Twenty supermodels over there who

13:41

actually got readies and Oxley

13:44

look presentable. And it was

13:46

a bit perplexing. The dude

13:49

from Ones in Planning gravitated

13:51

towards me and. I.

13:53

Kid you not, see

13:56

kept trying to tell me Mind

14:00

you, they're on shrooms,

14:02

but nonetheless, he

14:05

kept trying to say, oh

14:07

my god, Mila Kunis, you

14:09

look exactly like Mila Kunis, and

14:12

he said it over and

14:14

over and over, and I asked

14:16

Ali. I literally asked Ali

14:18

when we got home that night, eight

14:21

hours later, do I

14:23

like, do I kind of look like

14:25

Mila Kunis? Bitch, no.

14:28

She cut me

14:30

off right away. Absolutely not.

14:32

I don't know what that guy was talking

14:34

about. Girl, you just, you don't. And

14:37

that's what real friends do. So why

14:40

do guys do this? According to

14:42

this TikTok article, A, you just

14:45

look more approachable.

14:49

So it's easier, right? Less

14:52

pressure for them to go up to you.

14:55

B, low maintenance.

14:59

They think that you look like

15:01

a low maintenance chick because you

15:04

are dressed as such.

15:07

Therefore, I don't know

15:09

what low maintenance equals when it

15:11

comes to boy math. I'm going

15:13

to assume it equals pussy

15:16

available and open for business,

15:19

or I'm going to assume it

15:21

equals I can take her to

15:24

Chili's. I

15:26

think it has more to do with

15:28

the aura that you're giving off because

15:31

when you step out in heels

15:33

and a teeny tiny dress where

15:36

you have to be sucking in

15:38

your tummy and yada, yada, yada,

15:40

you're more inhibited, more

15:42

aware of your surroundings.

15:44

And if you

15:46

show up somewhere in sneakers

15:49

and sweats, you

15:51

can fucking do the cha cha

15:53

slide. You can do the worm.

15:57

You can do a cartwheel. You know what I'm

15:59

saying? Like, It's just a

16:01

different, it's a totally different vibe

16:04

if you're in that type of

16:06

clothing and you're more laid back.

16:08

And I think you also show

16:10

up to said place with

16:13

that mentality. And I

16:15

think that energy gives

16:17

off a vibe that

16:20

people want to vibe with.

16:23

You know what I'm saying? And I

16:26

don't think there's anything wrong with that.

16:28

However, this is the biggest takeaway for

16:30

me. And this is where

16:32

the university portion

16:35

wraps up. And

16:37

this is my thesis. Are

16:39

those the kind of guys you want to

16:41

attract? Do you

16:43

want to attract the dude that is

16:46

down with you wearing

16:49

sweatpants and not giving a fuck?

16:53

Yeah, when you guys start dating, but

16:55

right off the bat, do you want

16:58

the dude who is too

17:00

intimidated to approach a girl

17:03

who looks like she has

17:05

her shit together and is

17:09

wearing heels and

17:11

looks a little more expensive, maybe a

17:13

little more classy? I

17:16

want to be with a dude who's fine approaching

17:18

both women and is

17:21

not scared that my drink order might

17:23

be, you know, not

17:26

Tito's, but it could be

17:28

Belvedere and my olives I

17:31

might want stuffed with blue

17:33

cheese. No, it's not

17:35

even just about the money. It's the confidence in

17:37

the man to be like, I

17:40

will go up to either girl. It's

17:43

just about the girl. I don't give

17:45

a fuck what she's wearing. So

17:48

take that with you and

17:51

just be weary of what

17:54

kind of guy? What kind of guy are

17:56

you attracting with what you're wearing? Boom. And

18:00

that's that guys. Okay,

18:02

sleuths. I love you guys so much and I

18:04

will talk to you next week. Oh Also,

18:08

do not forget to check

18:10

this out on YouTube. I

18:13

am wearing little gray Sweatshorts

18:16

that I'm sweating through if

18:18

that doesn't entice you. I don't know what else

18:30

You