Rise and shine Purple People. We’re kicking off the new year with a whole host of wonderful words to carry you through every moment of the day. From getting out of bed with an expurger or a jobblyjock we’ll help cure your dysania and clinomania and make the very best of the morning to come. 

Plus Susie spins some poetry out of all the different words we’ve invented over the years for time-wasting. 

If your new year’s resolution is to widen your vocabulary then this is the episode for you.

Warning: contains some swearing. 

A Somethin’ Else production 

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Susie's Trio: 

Ruelle - an alleyway or the space between the bed and the wall

Whindle - a feigned groan

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