In today's episode:

We're joined by our buddy Nick Stone!

• Choc(olate) Talk. Do we say "No Way" to Milky Way?

• If Marvel Heroes played football, where would they be most effective?

• Danny 'Dimes' Jones and the future of the NY Giants with Saquon out. (Also, paging @OldTakesExposed)

• Monday Night Football recap. Bears vs. 'Skins. Maserati Mitch returns? Will Washington stick with Keenum or will we see Haskins sooner rather than later?

• AFC 'L'East. Dolphins are actually tanking, but are the Jets actually WORSE?!

• Can the Bengals actually beat the Steelers this Monday?

• Are the Bills a fraudulent 3-0?

• Patrick Mahomes. Human cheat code.

• Baltimore vs KC recap

• Does CP3 to the Heat make sense?

  & More!

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