On this weeks episode, we’re celebrating a birthday!! Zaharoula turned 31! Follow Z and Crystan as they recap their weekend festivities, life lessons learned through the years, embarrassing first kiss stories, and the time Zaharoula got too hig

You’re The Frodo To My Samwise

Jun 28th, 2021 46m 51s

On this weeks podcast, Crystan and Zaharoula discuss Pride Month, mental health days, Lord of the Rings porn names, and plans for Zaharoula 31st birthday this weekend. One ring to rule them all, but unfortunately for their families, it’s never

If You Can’t See A Therapist, See A Psychic

Jun 20th, 2021 41m 53s

GUESS WHOS BACK? Knock knock kids, it’s Crystan and Zaharoula! The coven return with plan to piss off Christian mother’s everywhere. On this weeks episode they see a renowned psychic and re-examine their entire lives. Is Zaharoula destined to b

Call Me By Your Kink

Jan 15th, 2021 47m 21s

Welcome to the gauntlet known as 2021, where the bar is set very low. Take a seat with Crystan and Zaharoula as they summersault straight into the new year with a fresh episode of Sorry To Waste Your Time. Join the ladies as they roast the hell

Nothing Makes Me Swipe Left Faster Than Seeing The Word "Nutritionist"

Oct 2nd, 2020 1h 1m

When Crystan is away, Zaharoula and guest host Sarah will talk shit about your dating profiles...and play. This week we take a deep dive into dating app mistakes that forces you to swipe left faster than a toupee in a wind storm. Come on in and

Our God Does The Robot

Sep 25th, 2020 1h 10m

This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zaharoula and Crystan discuss various pop culture hot topics. Between Cardi B’s divorce, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the French Film Cuties, the girls dig deeper and find themselves discussing heavy situation

7 + 5 = Hotdogs

Sep 18th, 2020 1h 6m

Crystan and Zaharoula are joined this week by a very special guest, Brian Davis, and are making a very special announcement! After the exciting news, they also discuss who would survive longest on a desert island, pitch a dating show for Z, and

Live from Crystan’s Bed

Sep 11th, 2020 49m 50s

Hey friends! Crystan and Zak are back this week to give unsolicited suggestions in a new segment called “Sorry for the Sh*tty Advice”. They also debate the proper way to sit, how to sleep on an airplane, and Crystan teaches everyone about the

The One Before The One

Aug 28th, 2020 45m 46s

Crystan & Zaharoula are BACK, and as always, late. On this episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, we talk about being the ill fated “one, before the one”, post-quarantine dating etiquette, and how to resurrect the Year of the Thot. Come on in & j

In An Isolationship

May 8th, 2020 33m 24s

This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan and Zaharoula catch everyone up to speed on their new quarantine life and the troubles in paradise it has caused. From discovering new, annoying traits about the people to you love, to FaceTime dat

Bad Dates With Tim Yates

Feb 27th, 2020 39m 22s

We back y’all! Season 3 of Sorry to Waste Your Time is here. Crystan and Zaharoula finally make their return after their hiatus to bring you a recap of what’s been going on. More terrible tinder experiences, childhood triumphs that are now adul

A Giver, A Perfectionist & A Peacemaker Walk Into A Bar...

Dec 7th, 2019 40m 9s

On today’s episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan, Zac, and their very special guest, best friend, and life partner, Hannah, join them to talk everything love and relationships. From enneagrams to love languages, all the way to getting gh

Crabs, And Other Horrible Christmas Gifts

Nov 16th, 2019 42m 36s

On this weeks very special episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, our guest is Casey Weaver, otherwise known as Crystan’s older, saner, wiser sister. Join us as we discuss vaginas, terrible Christmas presents, the curious case of men and their la

The Guide To Surviving The Holidaze Without Murdering LITERALLY Everyone

Nov 6th, 2019 43m 1s

On this weeks episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan talk about the impending joy (or doom) of the holidays and how to survive them without killing everyone while also fighting that inevitable seasonal depression. Strap in everyon

Ghosting in October? How Festive.

Oct 31st, 2019 39m 22s

Happy Hallo-KWEEN our ghosts & ghouls. Welcome to Sorry to Waste Your Time, we’re back after a long hiatus because October was very busy. On this episode, we talk the hard truth about getting ghosted in the dating scene- what that looks/feels l

"Hi Friend" & Other Texts From My Ex

Aug 25th, 2019 1h 1m

Welcome to a very special breakup edition of Sorry to Waste Your Time! Crystan and Zac are joined by their hilarious and (very) honest friend Sarah to discuss everything breakups. From strange texts from our exes, post-breakup therapies, to how

On A Scale Of Skynyrd To Garth Brooks, How Greek Are You?

Jul 10th, 2019 1h 3m

This week on Sorry to a Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan discuss the #NotMyAriel controversy, the pay gap surrounding US Women’s Soccer, a new favorite podcast, and play the ultimate questions for couples game...again.

Romantic Toddlers Don't Exist

Jul 3rd, 2019 56m 36s

Crystan and Zac kick off season two of Sorry to Waste Your Time by discussing what we’ve been up to since we ended season one, the importance of pride (not just in the month of June), the Flint Town docu-series, and played the ultimate game of

I’ve Never Had Anyone At Hello

Apr 19th, 2019 47m 24s

Zac and Crystan spend this week discussing texts from our ex’s, gay- we mean, game of thrones, playing the strangest game of “Would You Rather”, and mostly just talking some good ole' shit.

The Tale Of Pooparoula

Apr 8th, 2019 47m 53s

After a two week hiatus, Zac & Crystan make their way back to their trusty couch to sit crooked and talk straight (well, half straight). Relax and listen in as they discuss fecal horror stories, middle school dad bods, cows losing their milking

You Said 69, And I Thought Of My Dad

Mar 20th, 2019 55m 25s

Welcome to episode 7, where Crystan and Zac talk about the highly anticipated new season of Queer Eye, their 2019 bucket lists, celebrity counter parts, lisps, sixty-nineing, and magic. It’s a wild one.

All We Got Was A D*** Pic

Mar 15th, 2019 47m 53s

Join us this week for a very late 6th episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time as we discuss Vanderpump Rules, play a game of “This or That”, spill secrets, and talk about the actual nightmare that is Tinder.

You Got To Fight, For Your Right, To Hotdog

Mar 6th, 2019 47m 55s

Crystan and Zac get into their first fight this week while debating the hard questions as well as discuss childhood crushes, Dale Earnhardt Jrs sex appeal, and what their superpower would be if they were part of the Umbrella Academy.

Spike Lee? I Thought His Name Was Spice Lee

Feb 27th, 2019 1h 7m

Zac & Crystan get real and talk about the controversy around Jussie Smollet and LGBT issues, Oscars drama, Pokemon, plus a quick game of Q&A to lighten the mood.

Call Me Connie

Feb 20th, 2019 56m 52s

Zac & Crystan talk about middle school trials and tribulations: AOL usernames, limewire porn, goths vs preppy kids, first jobs, and all the awkwardness that comes along with being a teenage dirtbag.