On today's episode, we dive into "self-improvement". Ever since we were little girls, we dreamed of being normal human beings who can blend into walls. Collectively, we spent thousands of dollars on things that were supposed to make us more palatable but ended up making us feel worse about ourselves, and today we talk about all of them! We reminisce about the first time we thought "Hey, something's wrong with me, I need to fix it," the first time we realized our eyebrows weren't up to par, our major depressions in college, the time we wasted on doing things that "adults" are supposed to do, and how no one will give you a trophy at the end of your life for having the perfect morning routine. We also talk about simple things that have worked to make our lives a little better and easier (spoiler alert - they are all very boring and obvious - but they work). Here's to hoping we can save some of you hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars on stupid shit you do not need!