Weenies and beanies, Mariah's docuseries and other musicians public downward spiral, Golden Globes recap, police soothes white man for 6 hours, RoW returns, Kim's robbery was an inside job and books we're reading (we still read between TV shows

Episode 12 - Patti Recaps 2016

Jan 5th, 2017 1h 11m

Patti fills in for Stacy! 2016 is a dumpster fire year, but let's talk about it anyway. The good, the bad and the ugly. Mimi isn't going anywhere. Toddler saves his brother, but where were his parents? Teenagers are even more sociopathic when

Episode 11 - Win

Dec 8th, 2016 1h 6m

Trump keeps Trumping, of course the PizzaGate guy is from NC, Santa isn't white, Nick Offerman is the feminist we all need, Emily has a RoW and Stacy tries to explain Westworld to Emily (spoiler: Emily is still confused).

Episode 10 - Puff, Puff, Clemency

Nov 30th, 2016 1h 9m

Babies can't read, Obama is continuing to be awesome, Duke fans are the worst, there's no shame in the mental health game, rude friends and family & the Dutch acting crazy.

Tele-sode 3: Winter, Spring, Summer & Fail

Nov 30th, 2016 1h 2m

An entire hour dedicated to Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life.Of course, all the spoilers as we reminisce about our 6 hour visit to Stars Hollow.

Episode 9 - Post Election Stress Disorder

Nov 16th, 2016 1h 5m

This damn presidential election, trunk (trump?) tamales & ceviche, Christian mommy blogger love, West Virginia idiots & the Mona Lisa.

Tele-sode 2

Nov 4th, 2016 30m 59s

Black Mirror is an updated Twilight Zone, Jane FINALLY loses her V-card, flaccid robot penis, Divorce side-eye, Happy Endings lives forever & Black-ish purge.

Episode 8 - Stacy is Bored

Nov 2nd, 2016 51m 41s

Election Stress Disorder has taken over the podcast, male birth control is too much for dudes, MIA husband, dead happy light, dry weddings suck & hot Harry has a girlfriend.

Episode 7 - Check Yo Candy

Oct 28th, 2016 1h 9m

Emily lives in a haunted house, Stacy's ghost stories, lots of tangents, clowns get stitches, night terrors, the Candy Man & Scientology. All the scary things....

Tele-Sode 1

Oct 22nd, 2016 53m 6s

Divorce sucks, Insecure rocks, The Whiniest Housewife in Westport, WestWorld is confusing to Emily and Jane the Virgin is another example of how amazing Venezuela is.

Episode 6 - Trump-Free Zone

Oct 20th, 2016 1h 10m

Weight Watchers Black, Photoshop fails, Phil Collins, HB2 Pat McCroy, what would Stacy do when someone yells at her kid, bumper stickers, integrity voting & Steven Avery

Episode 5 - Nuclear

Oct 12th, 2016 1h 3m

To tell or not to tell, Tot Mom, Billy Bush is an innocent bro, Indigenous Day, Obama does it again, Ed Mitchell's emails & tons of tv and book recommendations.

Episode 4 - Hurricane Party

Oct 10th, 2016 1h 9m

Trump grabs cats, Obama love, sister-in-law drama, Stacy leans to the right (?!?), Foxy Knoxy comes to NetFlix, shared wedding anniversary, gift etiquette, everything is incendiary, new rape legislation & fall TV lineup.

Episode 3 - Live From Litchfield (not the prison)

Oct 1st, 2016 55m

Live from Litchfield Beach on Pawley's Island, SC:Kardashian phone numbers, porn star Trump, poor Jeb, Princess MomFace, Judge Jerry Brown, Jim Carey's dirty dick, "What's Your Number?", freebie 5 and vaccines.