We ghosted you. We know.We had a hiatus due to logistical life changes. But we're back and we are getting are shit together. While that's happening, we promise to continue entertaining you with our dating stories*.* Yes. We are both still s

25 One date wonders

Aug 28th, 2017 19m 4s

We've gone rogue! Well, as rogue as we can be when recording this episode in Bryant Park. Vanessa gives a long awaited update. Taylor explores the art of propositions.** And yes we know, this episode has recorded quite a while before we got

24 Our 1 Year Anniversary!

Jun 28th, 2017 34m 44s

Now we answer your questions!That's right. It's been a year of us discussing, agonizing and laughing about our dating lives. What better way to celebrate than to answer questions from our favorite people... you!

23 Cowboys have rough hands

Jun 25th, 2017 21m 12s

This is the episode of half dates.Taylor encourages tourism in Nebraska. Vanessa gets recruited to... well you'll see.

22 That's not why i'm here

Jun 8th, 2017 30m 2s

And then there was the tea party.Taylor expands her boundaries with limp results. Vanessa manages to make the NY subway awkward.

21 Like a slutty Martha Stewart

May 30th, 2017 26m 6s

We discuss the use of homemade cookies as a trap.Also, is there such thing as the second date kiss of death? Taylor attempts to talk Vanessa off a ledge.**Note: We love you Martha, this episode's title has nothing to do with you!

20 Don't be slutty

May 8th, 2017 23m 46s

Have Taylor and Vanessa switched roles?Finally Taylor realizes NY run-ins do happen. Vanessa charms with her knowledge of cornfields.

19 Not right now

May 2nd, 2017 23m 29s

Vanessa rides the subway. Taylor is on a tidying up Tinder. And we have a new segment!

18 I need meat

Apr 27th, 2017 25m 5s

Is there such thing as long distance cuddling? Vanessa makes a very personal introduction. Taylor discusses the value of $40.

17 A leap of faith

Apr 17th, 2017 31m 55s

It's all about first, first dates of 2017.Vanessa contemplates whether it's a connection or hives. Taylor teaches Vanessa the art of the Tinder hookup.

16 First base sloppy

Apr 10th, 2017 31m 47s

So we're clearly both great at stealth online stalking.Taylor talks about what she wants with Bunny. Vanessa has started swiping again and has found a ghost from the past.

15 We live different lives

Mar 5th, 2017 33m 33s

Vanessa has donuts. Taylor has bunnies. Vanessa gets downgraded to lunch and parent proof’s the apartment. Taylor is on an ‘actively dating hiatus’ but receives another message from the past...

14 It's too late to apologize

Jan 30th, 2017 35m 41s

Vanessa ponders Fate. Taylor gets advice to throw out all the rules.We both have different views when it comes to texting boys.

13 Our year in numbers

Jan 13th, 2017 37m 59s

We love statistics!Taylor and Vanessa explore and compare notes for 2016. It's the roundup you've been waiting for!

12 Digesting and swiping

Dec 6th, 2016 22m 27s

We ate a lot over Thanksgiving. Now it's back to swiping. Vanessa stresses over a toothbrush. Taylor is back on rotation filling duty.

11 Breakthrough

Nov 27th, 2016 26m 28s

Taylor contemplates why he hasn't texted. Vanessa discusses lamb.What reason is a good reason for not texting you a week after your last date.**Disclaimer: You may notice this was recorded before the presidential election...

10 Booty glue

Oct 28th, 2016 33m 30s

Vanessa has culture shock. Taylor has rotation crush.One of us has to leave breadcrumbs for a guy, the other is filling up the rotation.

09 Wait, is that a nipple?!

Oct 24th, 2016 20m 53s

Today's theme: Criminal activity.We may need to re-evaluate our dating strategies.

08 The longevity of the flower

Oct 6th, 2016 15m 9s

We may be a little un-hinged.Vanessa is swept away by a flower from a boy. Taylor is exploring online dating options.

07 At least I got chocolate

Sep 28th, 2016 22m 11s

Is Vanessa moving to Switzerland? Is Taylor moving upstate?You may want to listen to our Swiss Army Wives episode and catch up before our today's update.