Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting presidential candidates. Interrupting presidential canSHUT UP MAN. No matter how bad you expected the first presidential debate to be, it was worse. It’s almost impossible to talk about anything Trump or Biden said because you couldn’t hear it. Which is a shame, because there are things worth discussion. Eric and Joe try their best. The New York Times drops a major piece on Donald Trump’s taxes. Their big story is the wrong story, and the actual big story is that there’s more evidence that Trump’s presidential bid wasn’t an earnest attempt to win the White House. Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan has a challenger as suburban House Rep. Stephanie Kifowit launches a bid for Speaker. Is this the year the reign of Madigan finally ends? Hockey is over, baseball playoffs are underway and football is in full swing – all without, or mostly without, fans in attendance. People shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss sports as unimportant in our lives, and we should definitely care about what we’re missing out on. And finally, the Irish Supreme Court has ruled that Subway’s sandwich bread doesn’t actually meet the legal definition of bread. No word on if McDonalds meets the legal definition of Irish food. Or the legal definition of food in general. Where’s the justice? 

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