That’s fine, America. We didn’t even really want a president anyway. Why are you laughing? We’re serious about that. The presidential election between Donald Trump is still officially undecided. Or maybe it’s not by the time you’re listening to this. Who knows? Who cares? Eric and Joe break down what they know, what they got right, what they got wrong, and what will make them want to tear their remaining hair out for the next four years. Ding, dong, the so-called Fair Tax is dead in Illinois. After spending $171 million to get elected and then spending another $50 million to pass the Fair Tax, all J.B. Pritzker has to show for it is having the worst job in America and it just got more difficult. That’ll put a dent in his Old Country Buffet budget. Say it with us, J.B.: pension reform. How weird is it that we’re now wishing that every state could count its ballots as quickly and efficiently in Florida? Its pick your poison for election night coverage on the cable channels. Eric and Joe discuss why they watched what they wanted, and why MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki is a national treasure. And finally, Eric and Joe compare notes on the best Halloween candy.

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