What is happening? Where am I? And who is this man kicking me repeatedly in the legs? Does it hurt so much because I'm a redhead? And will I ever Unicycle again?

Hi there combat comrades, and welcome to THE MID WEEK HALF DECENT CARD BREAKDOWN. Catchy non? Just a quick analysis one two, we look at shin disliker Edson Barboza, and CTE pilgrim Justin Gaethje, and the match that promises record levels of violence.

PLUS! whoever else happens to be on UFC on ESPN 2! David Branch you say? Oh yes, David Branch.

Analysisizing! Commentarytating. FACTS. Knowledge. SPARKED. Out