It's his wedding day and Joe wants to sound loving, thoughtful and fun. So it's probably not ideal to target quite so much of his excitement and admiration at the marquee.
Sally was clearly a wonderful woman. Dan's job is to celebrate her life with an upbeat and thoughtful eulogy. His biggest challenge is to stop talking about himself.
Roger's friend Susie writes a surprise speech for his birthday. She tries to structure it around his name. And that's where the problems begin. The team try to remain composed in the face of some brutal assaults on the English language.
Sammy is panicking. He's due to give his best man speech next week and he's sitting on a ticking time bomb. The team at Great Speech Writing do their bit to save him - despite some rather painful memories from the school playground.