A Colombian won the Tour de France. As promised, here's an episode. We didn't promise it would be good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

193 - Bye

Aug 23rd, 2018 1h 4m

This is it, folks. Thanks for many years of fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

192 - I Don't Like Fun

Jul 11th, 2018 1h 2m

We are finally back! SkullKrusher finally had his daughter and CD couldn't wait to make fun of him and tell him what a mistake that is. Meanwhile Klaus and Natalia make fun of both of them. We discuss the World Cup, of course, Formula 1, of cou

191 - Motorola Forever

Jun 12th, 2018 1h 8m

Natalia, CD and the Krusher discuss the upcoming World Cup and how SK can watch the game while still being a "good father" to his soon-to-be-born baby daughter. Sk also tells some story about some Slovakian dude on the phone who doesn't care mu

190 - Baby Jesus in Underpants

May 15th, 2018 1h 16m

Klaus is in the house. So are Natalia and the Krusher. After 20 minutes of 100% useless garbage talk we discuss the Tour de Romandie, the Festival Elsy Jacobs and, of course, the Giro d'Italia. Also mentioned in the episode are Lando Calrissian

189 - The Wha Bus and the Bus Whale

Apr 18th, 2018 44m 52s

Natalia and the Krusher discuss how boring other cycling podcasts are, cute piglets, the Tro-Bro Léon, the men's and women's Amstel Gold races and how to pronounce Jolien D'Hoore's name in Dutch. They close the episode with plenty of nonsense,

188 - Uphill Skier

Apr 12th, 2018 1h 8m

It was a long night of editing this stupid episode, so no description. You know what we talked about, Paris-Roubaix, Miguel Indurain GP, Tour of the Basque Country, blah, blah, blah. Valverde. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf

187 - Julio Iglesias

Apr 5th, 2018 1h

Natalia and SkullKrusher dive right into cycling talk. Well, they first talk about Julio Iglesias, Jose Jose, Jose Luis Perales, Jose Luis Rodriguez "El Puma," and any other ridiculous singers from the 70s that our mothers and aunts thought wer

186 - If You Like Piña Coladas

Mar 29th, 2018 1h 17m

A little bit of chatter about Italian drivers beating up Colombian pros, a little talk of names being changed by accident. Then, some Volta a Catalunya blah blah blah, a little bit of E3 Harelbeke and a little more about Gent - Wevelgem... We a

185 - Great Mascara

Mar 21st, 2018 57m 52s

We discuss Milano-Sanremo, the women's Trofeo Binda and a little bit of the Volta a Catalunya. We tackle controversial topics such as racism, sexism, tiny Asians, mascara, packs of hyenas, the Dave Matthews Band and crocheted frogs. Just anoth

184 - We Can Make Sandwiches

Mar 16th, 2018 45m 26s

Technology is a bitch. Natalia, CD and SkullKrusher recorded a full episode, but somehow only half survived. Hope you enjoy it. Follow us in Instagram and Twitter (@speedmetalcycl), join our Spring Classics fantasy league on Velogames (50758291

183 - Basketball

Feb 28th, 2018 1h 2m

The silly made-up Mickey Mouse racing is over. No more fake "Fourth Grand Tours," no more training races with teams in the 5th division, no more cute races in the dessert in front of 4 people. The real cycling season is finally here. We discuss

182 - All Colombia. All the Time.

Feb 13th, 2018 1h 7m

As the title suggests this episode is basically 67 (or whatever) minutes of three Colombians talking about Colombia from a Colombian perspective. Nothing you haven't heard before, really. The new UCI 2.1 race, "Colombia 2.1 - Oro y Paz" gives u

181 - A Picture of my Lightbulbs

Jan 9th, 2018 1h 31m

We are back, and we have a very special guest: Mike Spriggs! No joke, he's back for this episode to talk about the 2018 pro cycling kits. Also, the SkullKrusher shares some personal news. First some good news followed by some bad news. We talk

180 - Mike Absquatulates

Nov 23rd, 2017 1h

We are back from a short hiatus to announce that we are going on a long hiatus. We make another bummer of an announcement and talk about sexism in Italy, racism, woodworking, ebikes and we read your emails. Coming soon: Speed Metal Baseball wit

179 - Cycling Jeopardy!

Oct 24th, 2017 54m 41s

It's been about 5 years since we played Cycling Jeopardy on the podcast. Last time our guest of honor, Maiko, moped the floor with Klaus and Mike and left a Lithuanian millionaire. This time around Natalia is the sole female and is here to repr

No More Cycling

Oct 10th, 2017 46m 3s

Wonder why this episode is so short? The answer will become apparent within the first 5 minutes. We had absolutely nothing to talk about. Cycling related, that is, because we did have a few conversations about metal health, American literary cl

Pansies

Sep 26th, 2017 1h 4m

We talk about body odor, bar soap, career changes, gangs, juggalos and juggalettes, IRL friends, blue collar workers, Zwift training, therapy, masochism, and eventually get to cycling. We talk about how the UCI World Championships in Bergen lef

176 - Tooth in a Latex Glove

Sep 12th, 2017 1h 13m

The whole gang is back together. And you know what that means. Klaus tells lots of stories of his trip to the Vuelta a España, Mike talks about his laundry, Natalia laughs a lot and SkullKrusher makes no sense and doesn't shut up. Topics includ

175 - Magical Eyelashes

Sep 7th, 2017 54m 10s

Another special episode. #sarcasm. The SkullKrusher goes off on Terpstra and his stupid Instagram comments about Team Manzana Postobon. WARNING, this is an explicit episode for sure! Meanwhile CD does the whole podcast on his Zwift machine thin

174 - Two Towels

Aug 31st, 2017 1h

So, we recorded this episode on Tuesday, but the audio files mysteriously disappeared into the internet. We thought about re-recording it, but decided we were just gonna wait until next week. Then, randomly; magically, really, the files just ap

173 - Part #684593-109

Aug 22nd, 2017 59m 55s

If you like power tools, you are in luck. We not only discuss the inner workings of a circular saw (sometimes known as a Skil saw), but we discuss the safety devices usually used in a table saw. Eclipse fever forever! Hosted on Acast. See acast

172 - Eat Your Shoe

Aug 16th, 2017 1h 2m

This is one of the episodes we have a hard time writing anything about. We talked about the upcoming Vuelta a España, mostly. We talked about stages worth watching, making Mike write them down in his calendar. SkullKrusher shared the strategy h

171 - The Chicken Carnival

Aug 8th, 2017 59m 11s

We are all super proud that we got this one done well within the hour. We celebrated with non-alcoholic champagne after we were done recording. We talked about everything, from Elvis wall clocks to WalMart and Larry H. Miller. Also in there we

170 - It Runs in your Genes

Jul 25th, 2017 58m 36s

SkullKrusher is on vacation, but proves his dedication to the podcast (once again) by joining the rest of the peeps from an RV park near Mount Rainier National Park in Washington state. That's dedication, people! Topics include, but are not lim